 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and go on, try stroking them. Yeah, it's kind of weird, but it's not weird given the context that we are playing in 10 dogs. It is still kinda, one second, weird. Looking at them without audio because I've muted it because I was getting things set up in it. It looks like they're trying to escape or something. Oh yeah, happy music. Go on, try stroking them. See, I want my own dog. I've wanted one for years and I'm hoping to get one this year. And I think I am leaning towards getting a golden retriever. So you can give me this one, however I pick it. Hold on, let me just, oh there we go. Alright, pet it right on the eye. Oh sweet Jesus, now there's loads of them. I don't know which one I picked. I've already picked one. This game is stressful. This game should be rated 18. This is insurable for kids. This is traumatic. I'm picking this one. This is extortion. I'll hit cancel, or the other one's cheaper. They're like, um, is this really a money issue? Like, I thought you'd pick the dog you'd love. Oh yeah, yeah, Jesus, I love him, but Jesus, I love my money a bit more. Do you have anyone with like, maybe some problems? They're all the same price. This spoiled little prince loves to play around with his toys. Ah yes, he reminds me of me when I was a little dog. I'm going with my first choice if it's all the same price. Fek it. Oh God, he's got some disease. There should have been some kind of discount. I've got dogs not all over my floor. Yeah, there you go. Pet his eyes. He's just got his eyes closed, like please stop doing this. Let's take a picture for the gram. Trying to get one mid-sneeze. There we go. We got a bit of sneeze in that one. Okay, just got my new dog. I'm nursing him back to health. When in reality, I just kept irritating his nose until he sneezed. I just want people on the internet to think I'm a good person. Put on the collar. That way he knows he's mine. Here's a balloon. He's going to get a heart attack if he pops it, the poor dog. That is so cruel. I took out the food, let him smell it, and then I just put it away. I've lost your food. Sorry, I'm not feeding you. All right, I found something. There you go. Act quick before you, whoop, the poor dog. He's digging for it. He's like, it was here a second ago. All right, come on, feed the fecking dog before everyone in the comments crucifies me. What the hell am I feeding him? Is that popcorn or something? I don't know if it's a good idea to have an open fire with a puppy like this. I don't know if it's a good idea to have an open fire with me around in general, really. I'm going to crush you with this ball. Oh wait, no, I think this ball is just really close to me. Yeah, that's, that's okay. Oh, I hit my dog with a ball. I'm a monster. First, I neglect to feed him, and now I'm hitting him with a ball. He could have died. Give it to me. It's my ball. They're giving it away. I'm like, no, wait, I want to play with that, but no, put it away. Steal it back. Oh, he's realized he owns him. Imagine getting a puppy and even he hates you. What's, what's the matter? What do I need to do? I'm going to clean you, even though you look spotless. Why don't you wait until you're more familiar with your pet? You have to be fair on the first impression. You don't want to wash someone. Anytime I've tried to wash someone when I first met them, it's mostly gone badly. Oh, no, I threw the ball into traffic. Straight out onto the road. Put it away. How do I play with my dog? Let's do something. Come on. Is this me calling my dog? Am I a police car? He seems to have calmed down quite a bit. Yeah, the sirens really settled him. Do you have an idea why you want to name your puppy? Yes. Fish. Fish. Yes. Oh, wait, he's, he's a golden retriever. Fish probably isn't a good name for him. Goldfish. Goldfish. Much better. He learned his name. You better make a note of it before you forget. He already knows who's playing. He's going to forget in two seconds. Um, what was it? Gold, gold, gold fins. No gold, goldfish got it. It's goldfish correct. I mean, it is correct. It's not writer, but it's correct. Don't lick me. Germs. Goldfish. He knows it. Look at that. Get some pictures. Yes. Oh, yeah. Sneeze all over me and I'll get some pictures. I think he's allergic to pictures, much like me. It explains him on my Instagram is so bare. Do you want to wash goldfish? I mean, he's been out of water for quite some time. I think goldfish are supposed to remain in water, so yes, let's give him a wash. Also, what did you get up to yesterday? I just washed my goldfish. Who's a clean goldfish? He's very clean little fish, isn't he? Like, let me get your gills. There you go. He is literally sparkling. Sorry, that's inappropriate. I shouldn't be taking pictures of you when you're in the shower. Old habits die hard. He's just kind of sitting there staring into the fire reminiscing. Maybe it would be a good time to teach him how to sit. Honestly, I don't know if I'm the best teacher for this. I haven't really figured it out myself entirely. Quickly slide that there to make your puppy sit. Okay, wait, hold on. Be sure to pronounce your command very clearly. Okay. See you. It's so confusing. How am I going to remember this? See you. He's getting confused. I don't blame him. Okay, let me sit. Instead of making random noises, let me just say a different word for it, so at least it'll be consistent. I don't understand why you don't understand. Zip door. Do I have to match the first noise I made because I can't remember what it was. It was like, can I really stand? It's like I'm speaking parasol tongue. Yeah, he's so confused. Oh, I don't deserve to own a dog. Sit. No, he doesn't get it. He doesn't understand. I have to match the original noise. I mean, I don't know what it was. Oh, I hate video games. Is it ever going to give up or do you just have to keep going? Please understand me. How can I fix this? I can't leave. It's not my fault. I'm an idiot. Zi-ow. I figured it out. Zi-ow. I need a bit of paper. I need a bit of paper. Zi-ow. I have no pen. All right, let me just write it down somewhere on my phone. Goldfish has learned a new trick. Make a note of what you thought, you puppy. Zi-ow means sit. Why do I have to overcomplicate everything for myself? Goldfish learned sit. Zi-ow. I just tried to make a mark of it. I just don't want to forget. Zi-ow. It worked. Okay. Zi-ow means sit. Great. Oh, my diary. Fantastic. Monday. I failed. You can teach it to Alfred's left paw. Okay. Yeah, let's do it. Skip this. I'm a master at teaching dogs as you have already seen. Okay. I've taught him a trick. Goldfish. Dear leader. There you go. I love it. It's like the secret called handshake. Dear leader. That is adorable. The cult now has a puppy. Let's go out. Let's celebrate. Let's go shopping. Let's go to secondhand. Secondhand what? You're gonna have to be more specific. Your name is Mr. Cycle. God, you really got forced into this position, didn't you? Like you couldn't really be like a mortician with that name, could you? I would like to sell some dog food. Yes, all of it. Thank you. Great. Thanks. Who goes to secondhand store and they're like, oh, secondhand dog food. What a bargain. Goldfish. Goldfish. He's not listening to me. Dear leader. Dear leader. This guy's be so confused. I'm just shouting dear leader in the shop. All right. What do I want? Do I want to lead? I'm pretty sure that's not a telephone, but I don't know. The youth today, they don't know what's what. I get a fish bowl for my goldfish. Wait, I need to give him materials? What kind of a store are you? How are you making money? I'm leaving. This is the worst shop I've ever been to. Now I have no dog food though. This is a slight issue. Competitions. We're ready. Obedience trial. He's not listening to me. Junior cop. Let's go. Oh wait, I need to teach him right, Paul. God damn it. Okay, one more trick. All right. I've taught it to him. Now, Junior cop, do you have your AR cards? No, and of course I don't. What are you talking about? Okay, fine. Yes. Yes, I have my cards. I'm not going to be able to do this, am I? Capture the AR card on your screen. I don't have any. Look at his smug little face. It's like I have you bought all the extras, huh? Have you? I could just have the game. Feck off. All right, I'm leaving. Sorry, goldfish. We'll get them next time. Let's go for a walk instead. Oh, I see people. Sick'em. Sick'em. Yeah, kill. Kill. There you go. You found your toilet. Oh, we found a present. It's probably just a doggy bag from a previous owner, but let's take a look anyway. What have we got here? Whatever it is, it's mine. I saw it first, goldfish. A black leather collar. Finally. Yeah, that's mine. I'm keeping it. What are you thinking about, huh? He got an idea or something. Oh, I think his idea was just to go pee. You know what? Great minds. Think alike, goldfish. Oh no, he made a mess. Oh, god damn it. Just leave it there. It's fine. You've got back home. Goldfish enjoyed the walk, but doesn't seem completely satisfied. Probably because I sold all his food to some second hand store. I'm going to use the money to buy a cat tower. He's like, oh yeah, this one should suit you. What kind of cat do you have? I'm like, I don't have a cat. Why would you? Why would you ask that? Oh, I really want this interior, but I don't have enough money. Fairytale. Oh, I can get him a little. Oh, we're going to make you fancy. All right. Thank you very much. I will now go dress up my goldfish. Poor goldfish. It looks like he's about to critique my artwork. Oh, yes, colorful, predictable, uninspired. All right, time to enter the discompetition. This is what we've all been waiting for, what we've led up to. We're going to show this feck or what for. Oh, they already put me in the final. There must have been like, oh, that dog, that fancy dog. He's been taught well. Today's the dashing duo. Goldfish in question, Max. I wasn't comfortable giving them my name. This dog competition's involved with the Illuminati. I have never tried using the disc with this dog before. He's getting confused. He's not even coming back. He's not playing. He's struggling out there. He's trying to eat it. I don't blame him since I sold all his food, I guess. He's probably starving. You're doing great, goldfish. Doing great. You just keep it up. All right, that brings us to a grand total of zero points. Good job out there, goldfish. Why did everyone come see this? This is weird. In third place with zero points. You can say last, all right? You don't have to treat me like I'm that fragile. You're allowed to say last. I got 10 euro in prize money. Oh, we made a profit, still. That's not bad. All right, well, goldfish is all talker there. Look at them. He's such a cute little fish, but I guess we'll end it there. I've never played this game before, so this was an experience. I actually really enjoyed it. I guess I did kind of just goof around a bit. I don't know what I enjoy playing it normally. I think it's one of those games that you just have to get when you're young and just play it like religiously, and then you get super into it, but I had a good time. That's the important thing. I hope you did too. I hope you enjoyed the video. I appreciate you watching. If you want to watch more of my stuff, I post every single day. I also stream over on Twitch. If you want to check out that, the link is in the description. All other than that, I'll just thank you for watching, and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.