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COFFEE MAKES ME POO - BEHIND THE SCENES | Taryn Southern

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Published on Nov 23, 2011

If coffee makes you poo, spread the word - http://clicktotweet.com/Qe30L- and DOWNLOAD THE SONG: http://app.topspin.net/store/index/24... on itunes: http://bit.ly/OnMyFace

BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO: http://bit.ly/uS3MFH




Thank you for all your comments/likes and of course, SUBSCRIBING to my channel!

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Directed/written/produced by Taryn Southern
http://www.tarynsouthern.com

DP/Editor/Producer:
Michael Livingston - http://www.youtube.com/breakfastfordi...

Production Coordinator/Behind the Scenes:
Brian Marzan - http://www.youtube.com/LifesNotFunnyF...

Song Mixed by Will Forbes -
http://www.arkatonemusic.com

Special Thanks:
Vaughn Fry- http://www.youtube.com/vaughnonmovies

LYRICS:

I wake up in the morning
feelin' kinda bloated
there's a pressure in my belly
hell, let's not sugar coat it

I'm all backed up
and I need to take a poo
but there's no release in sight
I don't know what to do.

So I eat lotsa veggies
and fiber cereal
But nothin' will dispose
Of all my raw material

So I make myself a cup,
sixteen ounces of joe,
and just like magic,
it starts the flow
CHORUS:

Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo


VERSE 2:

Yo, I aint the only one
Who know coffee makes you poo
Listen to the experts
Cuz what they say is true

According to wiki
When you drink in moderation
Due to paristalsis,
Coffee prevents constipation

Britney Spears and Rachel Zoe,
Mary Kate and Lindsay Lo
Wanna know how they stay thin
Coffee pushes out what's in

I'll never understand
why people choose to quit
when coffee tastes so good
and it helps you take a sh*t

CHORUS:

Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, it's true

BRIDGE:

Now at 8am
if I'm feeling kinda bloaded
I make my coffee fully loaded
By 9 am I'm ready to explode(d).......

CHORUS:

Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo


Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo

About Taryn Southern
If you love cats, 80’s music, and binge-drinking wine, then this is the channel for you! I'm Taryn Southern, celebrator of the internet, your best gal pal, your future ex-wife (and everything in between). I'm also a former TV actress, now YouTube Creator, who strives to make the Internet a more bizarre place -- one drink and two cats at a time. When I'm not providing Internet therapy over an alcoholic beverage or taking on dumb YouTube challenges with my internet BFFs (like Flula), I spend my time making covers of my favorite music (from Justin Bieber to Rihanna), as well as singing/producing original comedy songs. Subscribe and join the party!

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