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Yeah, but this is different, doll. Oh, this is different. Yeah, it's always different. Come on, come on. Fix your hair. May I come in? It's open. I can't stop you. My name is Cram, Rosie. Ray Cram. I'd like to talk to you. Ray Cram, huh? Beat it, mister. I don't think you got the name right, or maybe you never heard of me. Every guy who wants to make a big impression back here claims he either is or is representing a big agent. Doll, this is Ray Cram. I assure you, Miss Jones, this is Mr. Cram. And who, my dear, are you? I'm Johnson, assistant to Mr. Cram. Tell you what, Mr. Cram, show me your driver's license. Oh. There you are. Oh, have a chair. Call me Ray. You know, I've been an admirer of yours for many years, Rosie. Many, many years. You can skip the many years stuff. I guess we all know how long I've been around. Sorry, Rosie. For some time, I've been casting about in my mind, speculating as to how your mature talents could best be utilized. Benny. Listen to Mr. Cram, doll. Benny, if this is a rib, so help me, I'll kill you. Go on, Mr. Cram. Last night, it came to him. I know. You want me to replace Marilyn Monroe. Rosie, you're a sensitive, insecure girl because somehow these last few years have passed you by. But I want you to shut up and listen. All right. But so help me, if this is a rib... Shut up. You know I'm representing Terry Dane. And you know who he is, and you know what I got. Right? No cracks. Right? Right, right, right. The hottest thing since Frankie was first discovered. And that's it. We've had new ones and new ones. They come, they go. But this Terry Dane's a million dollars a year gross. With towsel hair. A face you'd like to put in your lap and hug and kiss. And a voice like, well, the answer to a maiden's prayer. Personally, I go for men. But what's the pitch? She goes for men, great little kidder. Listen, Rosie, ask me what's the pitch. I'll tell you. We're opening Terry at the new cactus retreat in Vegas two weeks from Saturday. He gets 25 Gs a week. I read it in billboard. Big deal. We need somebody to work with him, Rosie. Somebody who's got the experience and the talent and the voice you could lay bricks on. Somebody who can really go along with him. It is a rib. Will you shut up? So may my mother be struck dead if I should say one word that isn't the truth and sincere from the heart. Go on. When he's paying you $2.75, Rosie, I want to buy you a contract from him. I'll give you an even grand legitimate expenses plus transportation. You like it? To work with Terry Dane. Four weeks guaranteed. Maybe a bonus. Who knows? Benny. I've seen the contract, Rosie. And you? I saw you, Miss Jerry. I'll give you 10 seconds to give me a firm answer. Say yes, we finalize it here and now. You don't mind if I seem a bit in the dark. That's nine seconds. What happened to that big, my darling, died campaign? Your office was spreading. When you had him singing, I'll never smile again and so forth over the cute little girl who was killed in that accident. Constance Green? Boy got over it. So why don't you get him another young thing like she was? Never follow a banjo act with a banjo act, Rosie. Whole show business model. Gee, she was cute. And that accident, what was it? She'd fell through a shower door or something, bled to death. Five seconds. Four, three, two, I'll take it. That's my girl, Rosie. Now, while you're signing these, the animals, you just leave us alone for a minute. Sure thing, Mr. Cran. Now, the pen just... Yeah, that's it. Standard form, no writers? No writers, Rosie. But there's one thing I want to make clear right from the outset, so there's no misunderstandings later. Why, Mr. Cran? No serious, dear. Bob Terry, keep away from him. Okay. I mean away, dear. He's a moody kid, terribly shy. Remember what I said before about liking men? Yeah, and that's what I call being mature. He's just a boy. You got no interest. You'll develop none. You'll keep clear, clean, and away. Is that right? Right. Oh, I'll make it look good on stage, Ray, but after hours, after hours, I'm going hunting for one of those Nevada cowpokes. Terry Dane. Me and Terry Dane. It was a good arrangement, Terry. Go on. They're queuing your solo. Who cares about solos? I like duets. I like doing it with you, honey. You're a passionate one, you are. So get on with you and passionise that mob, Terry. They're calling for an encore, sugar. An encore of you, my boy, of you. They like you, love you. Every last day I'm in the play, so get out there. Yes. They love me. It's true. Every last one of them out there, everybody seems to. I don't intend to try to explain it. It's just a thing that happens to women when I sing. That's right. That's right. Now sing for them. That's the boy. But somehow it just doesn't seem to happen to you, Rosie. Now, why would that be? Why would that be? Lady wages two bits on the 23 red. Rosie? Hello, Ray. Get me a two-bit plunger. I left your turn in the last show. Yeah? Terry was whispering to you. What about me? Oh, he wants me to join his fan club. Something I don't know. And what else? Nothing else. You sure? Hey, look. What is this, anyway? Nothing there. Keep up the good work. And keep on keeping away from Terry. That's right, dear. A pleasure. Bye now. Toodaloo. Miss Jones, ma'am. Why? Hello, Texas. Oh, my name ain't Texas, ma'am. It's Earl. Earl White. Earl? But that's such a short name for such a long man. I just wanted to tell you how much I like your singing, Miss Jones. Really? Oh, you're not just saying that. Oh, no, ma'am. You're one in a million, Earl. Yes, ma'am. Blurt it out, Earl. Well, I sincerely like to buy you a drink, Miss Jones. Well, let's settle up, Pa, and get with it. You know, it's a right, smart stretch since I've seen the sunrise, Earl. Finest time of the day, Miss Rosie. And look at those mountains, all purpley and gold. Yeah, ma'am, could look at those mountains for quite a spell. Here's my bungalow, Earl, so I guess I'll be saying good night. Or is it good morning? Don't rightly know which to say, ma'am. Let's just make it so long, till later. We still got that riding day? Yes, ma'am. Oh, yes, ma'am. So long, partner. Who's that in my bedroom? Hey, dream boy, what do you think you're doing in my bungalow? Dream boy, Terry. Oh, come on, Terry. Time to go home to your beddy-bye. Gotta look good tonight, Pally. Yes, indeedy. So, come on. Stand up. Hey, you're gonna cut yourself plain with that butcher knife. Put it away. You're like Connie. Connie? You're like Connie. And like that other one when I was little. Connie? You mean Constance Green, that little girl who used to sing with you. The one who died? Connie was like you. Oh, we're not in the least. Connie didn't like me. Yeah, don't snap that so close to me. Don't. Connie didn't like me. You don't like me. Everybody likes you, Terry. You don't? Yes, I do. I do. Why? Because when you sing, it does something to me way inside. Does it? Yeah, it makes a lump in my throat. Now, I just want to swoon. You don't mean it. I do. I do. I've never heard anything like you, Terry, and your hair. Oh, I love your hair. I just wanted to towsel it. Do that. Do what? What you said. Huh? Don't you remember? Oh, that knife. It's making me nervous. You don't like me. You do what I said. Oh, oh, oh. Put down the knife, and I will. All right. Like this? Yes. Do you like to do that? Oh, oh, yes. I love to towsel your hair, Terry. You do. Yes, you do, don't you? I can tell. Yes, Terry. I bet you'd like to kiss my eyes now, Connie. Oh, yes. Yes. Towsel your hair and kiss your eyes. Yes. But I won't let you. It's time I went back to my bungalow. All right, honey, if you insist. When I saw you lying there, all in blood, I knew you finally loved me, and it was right. And it was right. Yes. Yes. Yes. Well, I'll see you tonight, darling. It's mean making you wait. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's bringing you Miss Ethel Merman in Never Follow a Banjo Act, tonight's presentation in Radio's Outstanding Theatre of Thrill's Suspense. Oh, Bob, hey, got new Plymouth, eh? Yes, sir, and what a car. Just like they say, under the beauty there's solid value. Say, you know, we're saluting Plymouth tonight on suspense as a distinguished member of the Autolite family. Plymouth's a distinguished member of my family, too, Harlow. My kids love its looks, my wife loves the comfort, and I really go for the economy. And we all go for a drive every time we can, because with Plymouth, driving is the real pleasure it should be. Hey, talking about drives, you get a choice of three, don't you, Bob? Yes, you do, Harlow. Synchro silent, or if you wish, automatic overdrive, or no-shift high drive. They're all available on this great new Plymouth. And of course you know, Harlow, four is Autolite equipped. I sure do, Bob. You're justly proud of your new Plymouth, and Autolite is also proud of its long association with Plymouth and Plymouth dealers everywhere. And now, Autolite brings back to our Hollywood soundstage Miss Ethel Merman in Elliott Lewis' production of Never Follow a Banjo Act, a tale well calculated to keep you in suspense. Good morning, Miss Jones. Well, let me in. All right. It's me, Ray. Come out here. I've got to see you. Well, what are you doing up this time of day there? What's the problem, Rosie? It's your boy, your client. Your Tauzel-headed million-dollar gross. Terry? Yeah. What's the rascal up to this morning? Murder. Very funny. Come on, Rosie, what's going on? You mean you don't know? Oh, no what? No jokes, Rosie. Now, what's this about Terry? In words of one syllable, Ray, that boy is a nut. He was in my bedroom just now with a knife, this long, suggesting that I should maybe flip every time he opens his mouth. I tell you, he's scared the living daylight's out of me. This is serious. You bet it is. He done it, cut my throat. No, because he said I didn't like him. Didn't like him? Yeah. And you know what you said about the old show business motto, Never Follow a Banjo Act with a Banjo Act? Well, Ray Cram, you've done it. He's got me all mixed up with her and something about lying in a pool of blood and, oh, this isn't for a baby. To that boy, I'm another Banjo Act. Well, well, what should we do? Call the police. Let them handle it. We can't very well do that, can we? Why not? The kid's sick. He's insane. He could do anything. Aren't you exaggerating a bit? No. You think now, dear, don't you think it might have been just a little joke, huh? Ray, nobody makes jokes like that. Sure they do. Don't they, Johnson? Yes, Mr. Cram. Quite often. So why don't we forget about this, huh, Rosie? Forget about it. Yeah, forget about it. Hey, now... You're getting a grand a week, dear. Top publicity a swell time. So why don't you relax, huh? I'll have a little talk with Terry. There'll be no more jokes. I promise, okay? You know. Know what? The kid's maybe a little loopy. You know. You know about him and that little knife of his. Don't raise your voice. And maybe you know how that other girl, that Connie, died. She fell through a shower door. I read about it. She was cut up pretty bad. Wasn't she? Johnson. Yes, Mr. Cram. Give me a drink. Yes, Mr. Cram. You want a drink, Rosie? At six o'clock in the morning, what I want is a good explanation. And after that, I want to use your phone. Now listen, Rosie, and listen good. You've been around a long time, dear, and you know what can sometimes happen to a Weisenheimer who goes poppin' off when it's uncalled for. But this is called for. That kid belongs in an asylum, at some place. That kid represents a million-dollar gross. Of which you get ten percent. Of which I get a whole lot less. Now he's divided up a half a dozen ways, Rosie. Some of the holders are very influential parties. One of the parties in particular wouldn't like it if anything happened to make the money stop coming in. That party's name's a secret. But I'm going to tell it to you, Rosie, because you've been around and you'll appreciate this. Who? The syndicate. So explain. They're human beings, sort of. Tell them the truth. Tell them they bought in on something bad, just like you. You don't understand. I sold them their peace. Me, Ray Cram. You're in trouble. Not unless you talk, and if you do, you're in trouble too. Here's your drink, Mr. Cram. Ah, you put ice in it. I'm sorry, Mr. Cram. Ice hurts my caps. So sorry, Mr. Cram. Come on, fix it. Yes, Mr. Cram. How do you mean I'll be in trouble too? The syndicate. I'd be forced to tell him who blew the whistle on their golden goose. And then, well, you know. Oh. So I'll take the realistic view, huh, dear? We'll protect you. We'll keep Terry away from you. You've got nothing to worry about. Nothing to worry about. Now I'm real reassured. Look, Ray, couldn't I just slip out of town? Now, I saw the boys after the show. They liked you. You stay. That's the word from the boys. You know, this is kind of a hysterical situation. Hell you are, Mr. Cram. Caps. They cost me 3,500. All they'd do was ache. I wish I were dead. And, uh, dear. Yes, dear. You're singing good on your solo, but don't sing too good on your duet. Don't take away from the boy. No. No. That's it, dear. Bye now. Dear, when you smiled at me, I heard a melody It haunted me from the start. Is there a boy in it? No, just a girl. End of a girl? A very quiet. And she was right. Right and dead and red as red can be. She was red. It was all red. Get hold of yourself. Why, they whispering. Sing. Don't they like me? Sing. I'll make them like me. Make you like me, honey. And now that we've done our little crazy bit, folks, we're going to carry on in the... You'll never smile again. Look out. He's got a knife. Rosie, get out there, sing something. Oh, I'm dead. I'm ruined. Yeah, I've done his all. Keep holding. I'm sorry if I can figure what makes a fella like that tick. I think I'll play the black tonight. He went just plumb loco didn't he? Took six men to get him into that there special airplane. I swan, flying a man to the bughouse. Too many banjos. That's all, partner. Too many banjos. I beg your pardon, ma'am, but I don't rightly follow you. Let it pass, handsome. Let it pass. Suspense. Presented by Autolite, tonight's star, Miss Ethel Merman. Friends, sign up tomorrow for the big Autolite family charity drawing. If you are 18 years or older, you can be one of 25 persons selected to pick your favorite charity or charities to share in $100,000. As March of Dimes chairman Basil O'Connor said earlier, for that once-in-a-lifetime thrill to be able to give thousands of dollars to the March of Dimes or any other recognized charity, be sure to register with your local Autolite family card dealer tomorrow. Just fill out a registration form and have the dealer sign it. There's nothing to buy, nothing to write, except your name and address. But you may help your church, hospital or other favorite recognized charity share in $100,000. So visit any DeSoto, Hudson, Plymouth, Studebaker, Dodge, Willis, Nash, Packard, Kaiser or Chrysler dealer tomorrow. Next week, a true story. The report of two murders and the heroic man responsible for these necessary atrocities. It's called Death at Scrakerud Pond. Our star, Mr. Jeff Chandler. That's next week on Suspense. Suspense is transcribed and directed by Elliot Lewis. The music composed by Lucian Morrowick and conducted by Lud Bluskin. Never Follow a Banjo Act was written for suspense by James Poe. The duo pianists were Walter Gross and Vic Piumonti. In tonight's story, Shepard Menkin was heard as Terry with Joseph Curran's as Cram. Featured in the cast were Jerry Hausner, Ben Wright, Paul Freese and Jess Kirkpatrick. This is the CBS Radio Network.