 Okay, so we don't want capital punishment anymore, so we got rid of capital punishment, so we couldn't keep it for the bear infractions. For a while, they were like, okay, so they cut off the head, what other things involve a head, and they were like, oh, well, giving head. So for a while, it was if you were caught with too many bears, you have to give the police officers a blowjob, right? Okay, so this is not true. Oh, yeah, this is like a... Of course. How do you go from bears to blowjobs? I kinda lost. You know, I kinda lost it too. It's a lot of history. Nine Bears is a comedian who I collaborated with, and I want to show you Freedom Family how easy it is to make YouTube videos simply by always recording everything you do while playing games. Pick out the funny moments, create amazing content, and YouTube will grow faster and get more views. Today, we're gonna feature the entire comedy bit of how Nine Bears explains we go from bears to things that involve head. Click that I to see part one before watching this episode so you can appreciate the comedy more. Hope you laugh with us, and remember the point of this video is do this yourself for your channel. Roll it, Nine Bears! And there are bloopers at the end of this video. Don't miss those. I'm from Canada, and in Canada we're a bit different. Are you from the States? No, I'm from Germany. You're from Germany? Oh, thank God, because if you're from the States, God have mercy on your soul. In Canada, every parent is entitled to two bears. Really? By law. Okay, it's not even a birth rate? Yeah, it's a birth rate. Here we had the fur trade. When you had the Civil War in America, it was a big thing. In Canada, you studied the fur trade. The fur trade was built on the backs of beavers and bears. But we hunted so many beavers that we could only really domesticate bears afterwards. Beavers are now a protected species because we need their dams to power our homes. You feed your bears beavers, but they're a protected species. Well, no, we have beaver farms now, but we can't farm bears because bears require a lot of beavers. And then we need exponentially more beavers to farm the bears. It's a lot like Albion. That's not like a real dilemma. It's like the beavers are tier one, and to upgrade to tier two, you need to be the bearer. Albion's economy is based upon the bear economy in Canada. The fur trade economy is based on the beaver bear economy. Okay, so each parent is entitled to two. Yeah, and then with every child they have, they're entitled to .5 more bears. So if you have two child children, then you're allowed an entire other bear. But you can't have a half a bear because that's not a bear. You've just got bloody carcass. What happens if you get caught with more bears than you're supposed to have? Well, it's like this really long legislative process. There's been several bills being pushed through parliament, kind of legislating. What they're calling unnecessary possession of bears. So originally, back in the bear trade, or the fur trade that had the bears. Good old times. Yeah, the good old times of early Canada when we basically had to pray to the queen before every meal, or we'd be executed. Yeah, yeah, you can't have that. So once we got rid of that and became an independent nation, we were like, okay, so what are we going to do with the bear legislation? It's really hard to lock down on people who have too many bears. And when we do find them, all we're doing is just cutting off their heads, and now we've got all these heads and we don't know what to do with the heads. I have a good idea. Yeah, but we were like, okay, so we don't want capital punishment anymore. So we got rid of capital punishment so we couldn't keep it for the bear infractions. So the bears are kind of fucked. Yeah, so for a while they were like, okay, so they cut off the head. What other things involve a head? And they were like, oh, well, giving head. So for a while, it was if you were caught with too many bears, you'd have to give the police officers a blow job, right? Okay, so this is not true. Oh, yeah, this is like a, of course. I would not lie to you. Okay, I gained nothing from lying to you. Hold on, if you get caught having too many bears basically, the logic is you have to give the bear police the head. Yeah, but not anymore. Like this was seen like in the past, like this was around the turn of the millennium. So this was like 2002. I think it was because of 9-11. People just were too busy like crying while giving head. So it wasn't having a good experience. I don't think that caused it. So we changed it around and instead now when you're caught with too many bears, you have to go like old Yeller and you have to like bring the bear out into the backyard and then wrestle it to death. So if you fail and wrestle the bear to death and you get killed by the bear, it doesn't count as the government killing you, right? Instead it's, oh, you were mauled by a bear. And it was like, oh, how tragic a bear maul. I mean, you tried to wrestle a bear. Right, so this was great. It made it so that a lot of, like a lot less people were caught with more bears and there was way more bear maulings that occurred in the country. Because there's no more head giving to the police bears. Yeah, and so because there's no more head giving, it was a lot of the bear police started getting depressed because they were kind of like focusing on like, oh, well, I need to get my blowjob to feel happy and whole in life. So we ended up like putting some tax dollars towards like killing the bear police. So that's why the cops are being all corrupt nowadays is basically because the bears are... Yeah, that's one of the reasons. I mean, there's several reasons in Canada, but yeah, the big fallout of kind of bear police blowjobs is like cited as a heavy reason for Canadian police corruption. That's like to be a bear police. How do you go from bears to blowjobs? I kind of lost. You know, I kind of lost it too. It's a lot of history. You know, it's hard to condense it all down to like a Cole's notes. Did you enjoy that? Send us links to your funniest moments best clips down there in the comments below so we can all laugh together and grow together because that is the spirit of freedom. We all help each other grow together as a family. Click that I to partner with freedom and join this family if you haven't already and let's grow together. Should we create a new series called Freedom's Funniest Moments like America's funniest home videos featuring your best clips. 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Fur trade. Basically, if you live in Canada, you're entitled bears, right? Two bears. I'm not... I'm not gonna correct you. Don't correct me because I got everything right right here. Don't forget about the blow-dubs. Hey! Yo! Good job! Oh! Aw, fuck, that hurt. Guys, it's okay if you kick me from the guild because I did this. Basically, if you have a kid, if it's not twins, you put it up for adoption in Canada because, you know, you can only have 0.5 bears for each kid you have. And so, it kind of makes no sense to have one kid because it's kind of worthless because you only get 0.5 a bear and you can't actually get 0.5 of a bear. If you get caught with bears, you used to have to get the bear police head. And so, now if you're a bear police, you kind of suck because they passed a political law stating that it's illegal to give a bear police head now. So basically, to get out of having more than the amount of bears you should have, you can't no longer give the bear police head. That made no sense. That's why you should have been saying it, man. Please, just... Can you state it, please? No, I'm not going to talk about it again. He won't talk. He doesn't want to tell the story. Yeah, I'd do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't afford this. I got 1.4 million. At least I'm not even getting this story's worth 100K. And we will grow together as a family because this is the freedom family. You are part of it. We are all part of it. And we're all growing together. So grow with us and partner with freedom. That play now button right there on the video bar is all you need to click to get started.