 Your coca-cola bottler presents Claudia Claudia based on the original stories by Rose Frank and proud to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles coca-cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself. Have a coke and now Claudia Elegant dinner Mrs. Knopf. Thank you, sir. What's good wasn't it? You were improving. He had one candy. I hope you know it Did was that what I almost broke my front tooth on? Oh, no, that was my baking powder biscuit. What they awful I either put too much baking powder in there not enough either one. I don't know maybe you put in Too little biscuits Start it up by being nice and not being nasty last for you Seriously, I think I'm very patient loving and an understanding husband. So do I one of the best husbands I've ever had I've gone to living room read your paper and I'll have the dishes done in no time I'll help you. You won't. I told you ever since we've been married. I don't approve of men helping with the dishes Yeah, but ever since we've been married. I've been helping So what can I do come on here? I'll show you how we'll manage now. Let's stack them up here. So That's it. I make it all Maybe in one trip. Oh That's enough. I'll topple and break here. Let me have that Be careful. Get away. Get away. If you push me, I can't do it. I'll take you there. Now hold the door open Don't let it swing. Here I come. David, please. Let me take that cup. You let me alone and go back and finish playing on the table now Now there we are Hey, take that bundle of laundry away so I can put them down. I hope my shirts came back Wait a minute. Put them right in the sink. They did. Where's the dish pan? What did your shirt? I don't use a dish pan. I like to wash them under running water. I like the dish pan I don't anyway, what's your business to know how I do it because I'm washing you're not your driver. I won't I want to wash David, I hate to drive. So do I but washing dishes is such a messy job for a man You've got your hands wet and the soap and everything you it's drying is much nicer. That's why I want to let you do it David get away from that sink. Where's the soap? This thing to wash dishes. Oh, it's much this year to drive Look at the nice clean dish towel all bed and white and folded and iron and boy First of all, it's a dish towel. Isn't she wonderful? That's terrific. See that you do the same go clear the table You didn't leave me anything to cure but a salt cellar and a cake plate. That's what you call efficiency It is not. It's silly to waste the trip in for just two things. Now bring a dining room chair back with you, will you? What for? Oh, just so you don't waste the trip Hey, why do I have two frying pans to wash? I made a type of tropical air and wanted them had to begin all over again. I didn't bargain for two frying pans What was that? Nothing. Sound like a flower bloom. Oh, you're so careless. I told her not to leave plates on the table I dropped it. I don't see what's so funny about it. You don't? What'd I do with the pieces? I guess. What do you think you do with them? Here stick them together. I mean I do I dump them in the garbage pail naked or wrap them up in the newspaper? Well the razor blades you wrap up in a newspaper, but you can drop these in naked. Oh, I see. Oh, well, it wasn't a very good plate Anyway, it had a chip in it. Mm-hmm. It's got a little larger chip now. I suppose you want a metal. Here, here dry Not another word out of you. David, this saucer is not washed clean. Where? Where? I don't see a thing. There. There. Now wait a minute. I'll have to get this up to the light. Don't look so close. That's the design on it. It's a buttercup I know a buttercup when I see it. It could have been an egg. An egg? Darling, you have to work tonight. It smells like a buttercup too. I'm working. I'm going to come home after a hard day at the office and stand over a sink. I need over blueprints or plans or something. What do you want to do? Nothing if you're going to be busy. Aren't I noble? My evening belongs to you. You alone. What would you like me to do? Nothing. It's funny, I'd rather do nothing with you than something with anybody else. I've got to think that one out. Give me a minute. How would you like to go to the theater? I adore it. It's too late though. No, it isn't. It's only quarter of eight. Oh, we never get tickets for anything good at the last minute. The tickets cost a fortune, David. Why don't we just go to the movie instead? Say, how'd you like to see a good dog picture in the neighborhood? Yes, I'd love it. Let's go. What's playing? I don't know. I just asked you if you'd like to see what I would. You mean you were just hoping that there's one around someplace. Sure, what's wrong with that? The place just take potluck and go to whatever is playing. I've had enough pots here. I want to know what's playing before I start out. Oh, dear, you have no wild, sweet spirit of adventure in you. Yes, I do. Here I come with wild, sweeping spirit of adventure. Is that what it is? But I don't have any when it comes to sitting through a bad movie. Hey, wait a minute. I do know what's playing, but I just don't remember. It's pretty good, though. I mean, when I passed the theater, I looked at the marquee. How do you pronounce that marquee or marquee? Marqueuse, I think. Look it up in the dictionary. Go ahead, look it up. Look it up in the dictionary. Oh, David, don't be silly. What's playing in the dictionary? Well, don't take it so hard now. I remember. This is pretty... I mean, I said to myself that I was walking the movie, you know, when I was walking the movie. Oh, I thought you were talking about the dictionary. It's not sad. I said, in a pinch, we could see. In a pinch, we could see it. Well, what's the movie about now? Get yourself walking. David, you exhaust me. It's not historical. I mean, the costumes in the picture up front look modern. There's a Mickey Mouse playing in it. Well, what do you know? Why didn't you say so in the first place? Come on, hang up that dish towel. We're on our way. Say you didn't leave a very clean sink. You're supposed to swish it around the soap counter. You swish it around in the morning. I'm going to the Mickey Mouse. Oh, David, what would I do if I married a man that didn't like Mickey Mouse? Now, what would you do if you didn't? He knows any mama loves him too. Well, go call her up. Oh, darling, you are so sweet. Well, the one thing worse than a man being sweet, that's being cute. Sweet the way I mean it is a very sweet thing to be. It's a combination of understanding and gentleness and all kinds of... And sugar and spices and everything nicest. Oh, I'll go for it. I hate to think of her spending every evening alone. Say, you know, there's no answer to the phone. I wonder what's happened. She's gone out, probably. Maybe she went over to your Aunt Louise's for dinner. Maybe, but I don't think so. Why not? She didn't say anything about it. Does she have to account to you for everything she does? Get your hat and coat. I hate to get into a movie theater after everybody's breathed up all the air. So do I. David, I phoned mama twice today. There's no answer. Well, she was probably out marketing. But I gave her a chance to come back before I called again. That was big of you? Still no answer. Maybe the phone's out of order. No, I asked the operator to check on it. Well, I'll be a big girl. Not worry about her. I'm ready. Hey, wait a minute. Let's close the windows in case it rains. Ouch, this window sticks. Oh, now I broke my nail. Let me see where. I didn't, but I could have. Switch out that lamp over there. I'll put out the lamp in the hall. Wait a second. I haven't got a handkerchief. Oh, never mind. You can lend me yours. Anyway, I don't think it's a sad picture. We're not going to any picture. David, what made you change? Because you'd be on pens and needles. You wouldn't enjoy a minute of it. You're only going because you think I want to go. Well, don't you? No, not particularly. Then what are you walking to the door for? Where are you going? Over to Mother's. Set your mind at rest. You're cooking up all sorts of ideas. I can tell. Oh, darling, I'm so ashamed. I don't know why. I just get feelings. What are we doing? We get there. We have a key to her apartment. I know, but if she's not home, we... Well, once we find out she hasn't slipped in the bathtub or got her fixiated for a reason. David, that's too coward. If she's not home, we'll phone Aunt Louisa. What do we do if she's not at Aunt Louisa's? Sit and wait for her to come back. Then we'll both give her a piece of our minds for daring to budge out of the house without asking you for express permission. Make me feel like such a fool. Look, if we find she hasn't slipped in the bathtub or anything, I'll go to the movies with you. And then afterwards we can phone her and she'll be home by then. It's a deal. Come along. Sure, you don't think I'm silly. Of course I think you're silly. Well, I think you're silly, too, for giving in to me, but I just get... I know. I know. You get feelings. No sense in ringing the bell. Move out of my light for you. Well, let's see if this is the key. All keys look alike in the dark. Where's that cat? Near enough. Claudia, your hands are like ice. There's nothing to be nervous about. I'm not nervous. David, there's a light in the bedroom. Well, stop looking so scared. She's probably just called mother. Mama, you home? Claudia? You scared the wits out of us. Where have you been all day? Can't I have any privacy? Mama, you're in bed. Of course I am. It's half past eight. Time for all nice old ladies to be in bed. Gesundheit. I mean, you're sick in bed. Nonsense. What are you two doing over here anyway? Go on home. Hold your horses, mother, now. What is all this? Nothing at all. I went to bed early. I have a little cold. Now, we're getting closer to the truth. Now, keep out both of you. There's no need for you catching a cold. You were all right yesterday. When did this come on? In the middle of the night. How much temperature, mother? Oh, not much. How much? But it's down now. What's the difference? Why didn't you call me? I was glad to be rid of you. You didn't even answer the phone. No, I was hoping if you didn't get any answer, you'd think I was out. I guess you... I'm dead like a fool. You can't even be trusted. You didn't feel very much like getting up to the phone, did you, mother? Oh, frankly, I didn't, David. Let's take your pulse. Now, please, please don't come too near the baby. Quiet. Give me your wrist. What is it, David? Are you still a little feverish? Do your bones ache, mother? Any coffee? Much less than this morning. Very professional, David. He always wanted to be a doctor. You make a good one, too. You're happy, too, than I would. Why don't you get that expression? It's all his own, isn't it, silly? Very expressive, though. Now, now, come on, children. You can open the window a little while you're here and run on home. I'll be fine in the morning, and I'll phone you the first thing. But, mommy, you should be having fruit juices every two hours. And who's going to fix your breakfast now instead of the doorbell? Tell me that. Anybody think that a person never had the flu to hear you two carry on? Well, Gloria's right. Nevertheless, you can't lie here alone. You ought to have a nurse. A nurse? Oh, don't be ridiculous. In the first place, you can't get one. They're too scared. Oh, I think I can get one for you right away. Really? Can you, David? Yes. The only trouble with her is that she's married. When she comes on a case, she brings her husband along. Oh, oh, oh. I think I know who you mean. A very pretty girl, very attractive, very bright. No, no. You're getting her mixed up with someone else. This girl's husband is very handsome. Very brilliant fellow, too. Oh, look here. I'm not so feverish, but I can't guess what you two are trying to hatch up between you, and I will not have it. Well, we're not asking you any questions, Mrs. Brown. I'm going home now to tell this girl's husband to bring over his shaving stuff and a pair of pajamas. Hey, tell him to bring his wife's nightgown too and her toothbrush. Gosh, we're lucky to have that extra bedroom I used to have before I got married. Got me so mixed up now. I don't know whether I'm delirious or not. You mean you both intend to sleep here tonight? Don't be so inhospitable. Darling, you better bring some extra oranges from my icebox. Anything else? How'd you like a little water ice from the drugstore, mother? David, you're a mind reader. I've been longing for some all day. Make mine chocolate, David. Oh, and, David, when you go home, turn off all the radiators. It'll be too hot. And be sure to put the cat out before you leave. What cat? That nice little black cat we haven't got. Sounds like old times. David, you're a bad influence on your wife. Why don't you make her realize that she's married and has a home of her own? Well, did you ever hear the old saying, circumstances alter cases? Well, this is one of those circumstances, mother. No, there's another old saying that I suddenly remember. A little trite but awfully true. What? What? Oh, something about not losing a daughter but gaining a son. All story material used on this broadcast of Claudia was under the supervision of Rose Franken and William Brown Maloney. Take a tip, lady, from those lucky people who have a Coca-Cola cooler where they work and work refreshed. Why not you, too? All you have to do is reach into the refrigerator in your kitchen, take out a bottle of ice-cold Coca-Cola, and enjoy the pause that refreshes yourself. So make a note to keep Coca-Cola in your icebox all the time for refreshment anytime. Every day, Monday through Friday, Claudia comes to you transcribed with the best wishes of your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola. So listen again Monday at the same time. And now this is joking, saying, au revoir and remember, whoever you are, whatever you do, wherever you may be, when you think of refreshment, think of Coca-Cola. For ice-cold Coca-Cola makes any pause the pause that refreshes.