 Previously, on SNES Drunk is Drunk. The fuck? The fuck was that? What was that? Get the fuck it, fuck it, the fuck? Oh, oh, the fuck? The fuck? Yeah, yeah! And now, the continuation. That's right, folks, we're playing a friggin' wrestling game. Oh, shit. Yeah, it's an, yeah, it's an LJN game, which means that the Angry Video Game Nervant has already made every possible joke about that LJN logo, and I'm gonna... not be Bret Hart. Heh. No, see, I used to rent this game all the time when I was a kid, like, which would have been about 15 years ago at this point. More than that. I'm gonna be Owen Hart for his special ceiling drop technique. Okay, that's a horrible, horrible... incredibly disfaceful joke. And, uh, what's going on? Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second, am I facing two people? What the fuck is this? I don't wanna face two people! Get the fuck out of the ring, you fucking bitch! Good, she did. I threw her out of the ring, and she's... Yeah, she came back in. I'll kick you in the face. Ow! Uh, take that, bastard. Listen, I wanna announce right now... I do... I do not condone violence against women. Violence against women is not cool. Violence against anyone is not cool. Get the fuck out of the ring, you fucking bitch. Okay, cool. I'm gonna get out of here. I'm just gonna fucking run away. Get away from me. You can't touch me. You can't touch me. Ah! I'm gonna... fuck you! I don't think it's... Yeah! Oh, shit. What is this thing? I don't even know what this thing is. It's a fucking bucket. Uh, fuck you. Fuck you. Come on. Come on! Bastards. You afraid of my bucket? I got a bucket, and you don't. I got this bucket. Yes! Yeah! This is great. I'm sorry, but if you don't think this is the greatest thing I... Okay, a steel chair is very, very much wrestling. Okay, it's nothing... What is wrong with these idiots? A steel chair is wrestling. A bucket is not wrestling. Okay, a woman just suplexed me. That's cool and all, but... What is happening? I'm getting choked. God damn it. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you, yeah. Okay, so a steel chair, yeah. I wanna say right now I do not condone violence against women. I really don't condone that at all. Ow, damn. See, because I mean, it's cool in this game because she just, you know, gives it right back to you and now I'm getting choked out and ow. Oh, God. I'm gonna run away now. Oh, my God, he's got the bucket! No! I love that this game has a bucket. Okay, a steel chair. I'm gonna run away. Steel chair is very much pro wrestling. Fuck you. But a bucket? What the fuck is a bucket doing there? And how do you... Oh, damn. I just got slammed against the conco... Oh, twice! Get up! Get up! That was nasty! Yeah, get out of here. Oh. Anyway, I used to rent this game like literally 15 years ago. Excuse me. And I have not played it since then. Well, look out. Ow! What? What? What? I literally have no idea what just happened. I don't know what just happened and I'm gonna switch games. Okay. Hey, when you click on a drunk... drunk idiot plays video games thing, this is the kind of thing that happens. I don't understand what the hell just happened. But I'm gonna keep playing wrestling games. I'm gonna play Saturday Night Slam Masters because that's a fun game. I don't know what Haggar... Haggar from Street Fighter and Titan and... Wait a second. Biff? What the fuck is Biff? I gotta be Haggar. Because Haggar is awesome. Because Haggar wears... He endorses Haggar slacks. Los Angeles. Nice centrist, buddy. Yeah, good for you. Fight! Yeah, fight. All right. All right, it's Haggar versus Masked Man. I'm gonna kick you. I'm gonna throw you in the... Thing and... Yeah. Punch, punch and punch and... and punch and kick and punch and kick and kick. Kick you in the face. Kick you in the punch and... I'm gonna pin your ass. Okay, that's all I have to do. Is that his daughter from Final Fight? Is there a tit hanging out? Dude, that's not cool. Well, I mean, it's... That's cool, but good for her. She's into that kind of thing, but... Wait a second. Drop me a line so I can visit your hospital room. Is that what he said? He said that? Okay, that's actually a very kind thing to say. Yeah. I didn't get a chance to see what the other guy said, because I was too busy looking at her tit. That's, you know... He's got a monkey. Fight! Okay, so Haggar versus AIDS Man. versus AIDS Monkey. Ow. All right, this guy's a little tougher than the other guy. This guy's a little tougher. Is it? Oh, fuck you! And he has, like, ginormous shoulders. For some reason. Punch. Yeah, I don't... Why? What does it matter what time this pass? Fuck you. Ow! Oh, man. I can paralyze a guy for life. Ow! Twice in a row. Shit. Oh, there we go. Hey, you know what? This game is fun. I enjoyed this game, because it's Capcom Wrestling, basically. I think they had, like, a bunch of shit developed. They figured it's easy enough to develop a wrestling game. So let's just do that. Whoa! Oh, Christ. I'm finished, I think. I can't get up from that. I'm dead. Haggar slacks are dead. You're such a loser. Mega drunk. I fear change. Is that what he said? Mexico. Alright, fuck this and fuck you. Let's go. Alright, let's go. Fuck you. And fuck you. I'm just gonna go with my punch technique. And kick technique. Kick. Face. And get flipped over, but I'm gonna kick you in the face. Oh, whoa! There we go. Yeah! That was way too easy. I love his celebration there. It's like... Yeah! Drop me a line so I can visit you in the hospital. Oh, that's actually very... I didn't expect that. That's very nice of you. Very cool. You wanna hang out in the hospital? You know, you can... Alright, who is this guy? Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you and fuck you and fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Hey, you can do that. I said fuck you. Fuck you. Damn it. Damn it. That's the Red Rooster. Fuck you. I can't stop. Fuck! There we go. Hey, where are you going out there? Get back in here. Fuck stick. Ow. Why can't I do that kind of shit? You know what? This sucks. And I'm gonna punch you. And I'm gonna try to punch the ref. Can the ref punch this game? I know it can't be punched in Royal Rumble. I don't even care about this guy anymore. I'm gonna punch the ref. Whoa! I don't even know how I did that. Shit. Oh! Oh, man. That was awesome. Come on. Come on. I don't have a chance at winning this. Hey, you can't kick me. I suddenly turned sunburnt in the ring. Fuck! What is that? No! No! What happens when he dies? He just dies. He just dies of a heart attack. His heart just stops. If you don't continue, you have to deal with the guilt of not continuing. Because your character literally just dies. That's it. I'm out. Done. Goodbye.