 My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. Jake, how was your weekend? James. James, Jess was away, so I went to a random restaurant because I'm like, you only live in New York City once, go to a random restaurant, so there's like an open bar that I can see. I went in there, sat down, there's only one other couple. They looked over and they go, Jamboy? Mm-hmm. And we sat down and we had a nice conversation together. I can pose a picture with them. Wow. I met a kid named Dante at the fair. Who was very, he's a big geoguessor friend. Dead? And now, what about the sports? Jim, in sports, we're starting with my snakes, the diamondbacks, and we had something I'm still not at grips with. We had a bit of a catch-catch. A thievery, an impressive thievery. This kid put his glove inside the glove. It's a glove and a glove. He put his glove inside the glove. It's a catch and a catch and it's a glove and a glove. Now, in the end, they got this right. They said, no, he would have caught it and he's out. And then they moved the kid to a safer place. If I'm the diamondbacks, which I have an in with, this kid needs to be sitting front row every game the rest of the way. Just to be there, like a presence. Jim, this almost a breakdown. You were chewing up early this AM. It's a really good one. The TRX World Championships. Now, you're like, what's the TRX World Championships? Actually, Triguard pest control needed a way to rally their troops and get a bonding experiment going. So they host the TRX races. Since 2017. Yeah. It's pretty cool. Actually, they have their employees fly in from all over. They have like eight different heats. And the winners of the eight heats compete in the championship. And we had a photo finish in the championship here between three racers. Number five, number seven, and number three. And if you go through it, break it down. Number three, he gets bumped early on, which actually hinders his straight line to the finish line. They were jostling. Number five, he's got a straight shot the whole way. He actually cuts in front of number seven's lane at one point when he sniffs him on his side. And seven, if I'm the photo finish guy, I have seven winning. Because I thought running was just breaking the plane like this. I think they went by feet. It's interesting because I looked at that for a while. And a while. At first, I thought you were right. I thought number seven's hand crossed the line first because you would see number five's foot hit the checkerboard. Yes. But if you take it back, I think the foot does cross the checkerboard before the hand, before it hits the ground. Okay, I'd have to take it back. So if you're looking for crossing the line, I do think unfortunately Botak Bodo Rex is the winner. Did you see when they went to the podiums, number seven was kind of doing that on camera like, I thought I had it, you know? And I don't know. I'd look into it. I was happy that seven wasn't mad about losing. Congrats to TriGuard. They're not sponsoring this episode. Seat Geek is. And buy us seats to all the sports and the shows. Jake, more sports coming up. Sports and the shows. And speaking of more sports, all-time video clip that will live forever. As long as we live, this clip will live. Zach, your New Mexico State quarterback, Diego Pavia. Three, two, one. Two. Five and a half. Diego's sick. The Pavia, it's just a little too much. I think I need an accent on it. That's not yours. And it might be up there. Playing quarterback gets his helmet ripped that it ends up backwards on his head. So we've got a case of like, Joey running around with turkey head and friends. And he throws it and gets rid of it, which I know disappoints you a little bit, but it's the right move. No, it doesn't disappoint me. I wish he completed it. The fact that he just threw it away. Can't see. If he completed a pass, it would have been an awesome clip. I don't know. It didn't excite me that much. Can't see. I think this has happened a lot before. We just haven't seen the clip. I don't think so. I think that's the point. It happened in Waterboy. Movie, movie. Yeah. I don't think it's going to be a clip that gets talked about or goes in the annals of history. Hart. Proud of you, Diego. The camera guy made a nice catch. The photographer caught it. So a catch was made. His helmet's too big. Speaking of helmets, penguins. Oh my goodness, Jake, you love penguins. This isn't a very interesting story we have here. This penguin, Sir Neil's Olaf III, lives in the Edinburgh Zoo. Edinburgh Zoo. In Scotland, he's the mascot of his majesty, the king's guard of Norway. He's the third. So two others that preceded him back in the 70s, Norway visited and the guy was like, oh my God, these penguins are so regal. They're just like us. They're our mascot. And then they adopted one. It continues to happen. I guess when they die, they get a new one. The zoo said they choose the best penguin to give the Norway. Neil's Olaf III. Original name was Dopey. I don't know if that's the best penguin that you're giving the Norway. We are a step away from war. The part I do like about this, you know, you talk about this with the queen's guard and king's guard and stuff. They're like, you know, you're not a real military. Like that's over. Like we get a clip every year of them yelling at a kid like, no pictures. You're just like theater security. I like that they're basically saying you're a penguin. Like if you do that job, you are the equivalent to a penguin. So I do like that. But yeah, the Dopey and then them claiming him, we are a step away from the Scottish nor Norwegian war. Who's reporting his behavior because you just got promoted. Meanwhile, the video I watched, he's simping over this ugly penguin. Did she say simping? And she's denying him. He's like following her around every move trying to hook up with her. And they're like, but she doesn't like him. And she's going through some coding things. So she's ugly as shit. He's in love with Miss Lippy. And Miss Lippy is like, I don't want you. And that's who they sent to Norway. He's like basically loveless Lyle. Put that down. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. I think it's employees. Employees of the week. Our sales team, they went to Colorado. Colorado for the podcast conference. And they like hosted their own happy hour and they made connections. And they're like, we had so much fun. They did some like nose to the grindstone stuff. Nose to the grindstone. We're going to set up a table and we'll be down there. And why don't you come by and you get a sticker and you get a sticker. You should show up every day with your resume. And there's more stickers if you stick around. People forget. My uncle Pete wanted me and him to show up to ESPN every day with my resume, with a bunch of resumes and a box of donuts and coffee and do that every day until I got a job. That's how getting a job in the 60s was. And I said, mom, please don't make me do that. That was a weekly dump. Today's episode of SeatGeek was sponsored by SeatGeek and it was actually an episode of Weekly Dumb. They've got the hookup. Use code DUM for $20 off your first purchase at SeatGeek. That's $20 off your first purchase from promo code DUM. Click the link in the description to download the app. Find your seats. Make sure they're of good value and not bad value. SeatGeek lets you know. Enjoy the show for $20 off your first purchase by using code DUM at SeatGeek. That's how you get hired and stashed. Like there's a whole room full of your uncle Pete's guys. And eventually they cave and you do get a job. We got to get this guy. They give five bucks an hour, put him in a room. They tell the story at the annual meeting and everyone's like, oh. Yeah. Everyone else is like, oh, I got a job on merit. I sent the donut to the CEO every day for a year. He told me, please stop. Guess what? That probably would have worked at the local hardware store in the 70s. Yes. Which had a future for you in the 50s. Right. At a certain point. Get off her property. I did want to do it once to see how far we could get. Because they have security there. Security just isn't used to it. Oh, we got another. You got room in the DUM box? Nope. No openings. Not for him.