 Hey there friends, how's it going? I got something special for you today, but before we get started, I just want to let you know I created a second channel, link in the description, I'll be uploading similar style videos there, also gameplay, if you want to check it out, please do subscribe, I hope to see you over there, I'll be starting to upload on there soon. Anyway, enjoy the video. Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin, and today we're doing something a little bit different. When I say a little bit different, I just mean not among us, essentially. But I have something to share with you, I've been meaning to share this with you for so long, but I am an author, that's right. You may be familiar with the site Creepypasta. Well, I have one of the top rated stories of all time on their sister site, Crappypasta. That's right, I wrote a story that ascended the ranks of crap and got to one of the most highly rated Crappypastas of all time. How Creepypasta used to work at least, you could submit a story and if it was good, it would go up on Creepypasta, and if it was bad, they'd send it to Crappypasta, where people could critique your writings and whatnot, and you could try and improve and get on the main site. And well, I submitted a story using my best efforts at storytelling, and it didn't go over so well. But I think I hit that niche, where it's just so bad that it's good, which is exactly what I'm aiming for. As someone who has studied Tommy Wiseau religiously, it meant a lot to me. Unfortunately, Crappypasta no longer exists. They sold the domain, and for some reason, somebody bought it and then deleted all the stories off it, because they were saying it was ambiguous who had the ownership and all this, and then they just left it at that. They had a nice one. Thanks for that. My proudest achievement just deleted. I've also gone the extra mile and got this animated, so we can watch it all together as an animation. It's animated by the same person who did the Jim Pickens childhood animation, very, very talented animator. I'm worried I'll pronounce her name wrong, so I'm just going to spell it out. It's LR130. The link to their channel's in the description if you want to check that out. Sound like a bit of a boomer. Hello, I'd like an X360 box, please. Well, let's roll the film and watch it together uninterrupted. Oh, and one final note. Sorry, I'm rambling, but one final note. The way the subtitles are done are how it was written in the story, just for a bit of context. Okay, enjoy. The supermarket monster once in a place far away, a very long time ago. There was an boy named Roger. He was tall, but a bit round. He lived in a big city where unusual things seem to happen every day. For example, his uncle died. Anyway, Roger had lots of enemies in the city. All the people he used to like were now his enemies because he's changed. He used to be a really successful banker named Ron, but he decided to go another way. And now he is a hobo named Roger. Because of this, his friends thought they didn't like him anymore. So they said, you're our enemy now. And Roger was like, Oh no, I have no friends, but loads of enemies. Roger lives day to tomorrow by the change he gets off strangers outside McDonald's. But sometimes he when he gets enough money, he goes to the local shopping center called Teco. He can only buy things when they are on sale. So he only buys things when they are on sale because he doesn't have any much money. Sometimes he even gets enough change to buy chicken when it's on sale. And he goes into KFC and says, can you cook this for me? And they do it because they are his enemies and spit in the food. Yuck! Today, on the most windy and stormy and rainy and cloudy and sad of days, he decided he needed to eat and went to When he went inside, there was no baskets. This was weird. Roger taught that that must be guiding them a break today. So he kept going. He saw that the bread was on sale. So he was going to buy it. And then and big fat hairy man ran up to him and said, no, that not for you. And he took the sale sign away, which made the bread go back up to $100,000. This is all in the future. So that's normal for the future. Roger made a face similar to this. And he said, but if you don't give me that, I will stirve. And the fat man laughed and his fat went bouncy from laughing. Then one of Ron's enemies died. So Ron felt his anger rising. That happens when his enemies die. And he punched the man so hard that his fat fell off. And the man was so angry that he cried blood. Then the lights went out so fast that Roger knew he was going to be murdered. A black mist came out of the cereal boxes and the bacon was flying everywhere. Pancake mix splashing over the counters. Freezers freezing at higher temperature than normal so that it was freezing the frozen pizzas too much. Ron ran way far away to that aisle that's always full of people. It has like loads of sweets and crisps. Yummy. There was like 10, no wait, 15 monsters there all black with eyes oogieing with blood and tears that looked like bacon but were actually dead people's skin. He screamed fat man help. But when the fat man came or he said you punched my fat and now you will pay. I am your enemy. And then he ran and went inside a freezer but forgot that the freezers froze too hard now and he died from freeze. Roger ran to an exit and was almost out when he tripped on something. He looked down and saw his enemy saying help me the pancakes were too string and then he said no I am Roger you are Ron's friend not mine smelly and he ran out the door he was safe he got out he escaped he avoided death he was alive he was tall he was safe he was roger then he went he back in for the bread but forgot about the monsters so when he got the bread the monsters came out between the slices and cried blood from their mouths saying we are your enemies Ron he said how do you know all my old name and then they ate him and he just fell down on the floor crying from death his last words were I am all your enemies then he fell down and died just before he died he said I will now be a supermarket monster so when you are in a supermarket remember that Ron is waiting in the future though because it's in the future remember you like it even just really watching it just how ridiculous it is oh it's so bad I mean good you can see why it got so much critical acclaim can't you I there's just so much to unpack with the whole thing it oh why did I take those off now I'm gonna have to snap them back on this second like even the fact that at the end it says his last words were but then he says more and then it goes back and he says something before he dies like he dies like four times oh god that was from them past Kevin from my mind about seven years ago and you know what makes it even worse is that wasn't for like a video or anything I was just submitting a story for my own fun and enjoyment but it spawned quite a lot of like little videos around it I took a little look at some of them like there's a g-mart animation there's a few little animations of it and then there's some like dramatic readings that I want to I want to take a little look at with you this one's by mr creepypasta who I think does dramatic readings of a lot of um creepypastas but I guess he made an exception for one crappy pastor unusual things seem to happen every day for example his uncle died anyway anyway it's just as we counted so far good reading one second I want to I want to focus on his pronunciations here you're our enemy now no no no sorry dude sorry it's enemy it's not enemy it's enemy we're done no more your career is over he can only buy things when so he only buys he's getting so confused in the comments he died from freeze the pancakes are too string in the future though because it's in the future I love life see this is what I wanted as an author I wanted to bring happiness this is a definitive masterpiece one of the most poignant and beautiful stories ever written is after deep consideration yields valuable insights into the nature of friendship and dissociality poverty inflation and of course fear I could still feel the elevated heartbeat when we thought Roger would stirv or the ghostly terror when the 10 no wait 15 monsters cried blood from their mouths from in between those horrifying blood of bread slices I'm sure this story will be passed on by literature classes and hushed fireside whispers through throughout generations hence oh you're more optimistic than I the indian ninja my fat went bouncy from laughing at this this sounds like it's been written by a 10 year old or a four year old that's an insult to 10 year olds every hey come on guys I'm done with this comment section let's move on so this is by zombie horse their channel is called I watched a little bit of this and honestly it is fantastic I love these guys so the guy on the left is kind of telling the story and the right is kind of building the story for you kind of reacting and just immersing you in the story and honestly what they have to work with it just it works just perfectly a very long time ago there was an boy named Roger he was an boy oh you think that's bad get ready for the rest you're just gonna read him how it is yeah I'm reading exactly how that's how I like it for unusual things seem to happen every day for example his uncle died that's fucking that's strange I'm glad someone else agrees with me anyway Roger had lots of enemies no n i m e s careful with that have you ever lost anyone my grandma that's unusual that's fantastic off strangers outside mcdonald's but sometimes he when he get how can you work with this so he only buys things when they are on sale because he doesn't have any much money that wasn't fucking redundant as well dude that that is their problem like if they're struggling with this whole fair this is just the intro it gets so much worse that that must be giving giving with an e struggling so much the mind is like I can't and he took the sale sign away which made the bread go back up to one hundred thousand dollars it's inflation dude come on why is this bread a hundred thousand fucking dollars it's in the future they don't get it this is all in the future so that's normal for the future thanks for fucking telling us that no problem at all young man did he even mention that this is no he's so upset did he even mention that this is no once in a place far away a very long time ago he's on top of his game because there's a lot of little things like that that contradict each other and a lot of people don't notice it so this this is these are two of the three wise men I'm sorry Roger made a face similar to this and then he puts on a motor con a black mist came out of the cereal boxes and that was it for you huh that's not broke the mind of all things he's having a great time freezers freezing at higher temperature see he's very observant he gets me so that it was freezing the frozen pizzazz is too much I can't stop laughing just how disappointed he is oh he reminds me of my dad in a way it has like loads of sweets and crisps like like the gang like the gang yes my animator missed that they didn't realize I meant the gang honestly yeah be honest creepy right the thing about the thing about these really shitty stories yeah don't be honest that's mean the visuals they're so creative lots of visuals yeah lots of creative visuals I'm more of a creative guy you know you punch my fat and now you will pay is it the end no he put like 40 ellipses I'm just gonna wait it out thank you for committing to my story so when you are in a supermarket remember that Ron is waiting in the future though because it's in the future remember I liked it see what did you think left a little bit to be desired but um I like I did like it yeah yeah I liked it too honestly that was great those two guys seem amazing they're fantastic it's some of the comments that it was a class writing assignment a kid wrote this it was supposed to be funny and stupid it was explained on chilling tales for dark nights what the hell is that no kid would be capable of writing this masterpiece the thing is I didn't credit myself in the credits so there was no real trail back to me for it the only real link to me that I could I can show is on my old channel all the videos are private now but I did a little reading of the story a few months after I actually wrote it it took off so well I was like maybe people will enjoy it if I do a little reading of it there was a boy named Roger he was tall but a bit round it's a very dramatic super dramatic reading also the end I said this story was a Kevin original so please don't steal it publish it and make loads of dollar Rino's it's too late for April Fool's so I am serious if any publishers want to publish it please contact me I'm willing to give you like half a percent of the profit which will still be millions let's face it and here's the dramatic reading to the the gmod animation I'm just curious what they've done with it you know because how do you interpret that that mess you know how do you animate that how do you see it in your head there was like 10 no wait 15 months that's more what I visualized when I see it in my head actually not that one but in general the rest of them just kind of like human bodied scary things you know so when he got to the bread the monsters came out between the slices and cried blood from their mouth saying that's very visual I love it this is really good and he screamed fat man help this is quite a nice little simple animation as well it inspired a lot of artists obviously this is an interesting is that one bouncy from laughing take on the story I kind of like it all right you know what that's enough for one day I think my my brain needs to relax for a minute it can't take much of that reality it starts to hurt but I hope you guys enjoyed the story I really do I I'm very proud of it even though it is ridiculous I am genuinely very very proud I hope you're equally proud and you got a lot of enjoyment out of it I'm going to put the story in written form below in the description if you want to read it to tell you again immortalize it because the original site is gone I'll either put it in there if it won't fit I'll put a link out to it I'll thank you very much for watching folks if you like seeing different stuff like this do let me know because I'd love to do different stuff every now and again and just mix it up a little it's it's always nice to keep things fresh but yeah I post every day if you want to see more of my stuff also stream over on twitch like four times a week link is in the description but yeah I'm going to stop rambling now that's it for now I hope you enjoyed appreciate you as always and I hope to see you next time