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Uploaded on Dec 12, 2009
This version is just the rap, minus the intro. Hope this makes watching a little more appealing!
The Harry Potter Rap was the fourth in our series of summer movie raps and was recorded at the NewsOK Studios. Thanks to Brandy McDonnell and OPUBCO! More info. at www.twinprov.com.
Hello Potter fans It's JK Rowling Just wrote 7 more sequels OMG JK loling
Wotcher wotcher, Harry Potter yeah wotcher wotcher, Harry Potter YEAH!
Dark Lord killed my family rainin' Death from above Dear Mama made him Stop in the Name of Love! (thats how I got my scar)
Number 4 Privet Drive I was Hidden and smuggled, lived shoved in a cupboard Unloved by Muggles
Child abuse is what Im talkin about Somebody call DHS and rat the Dursleys out. Now Im the boy who lived, but my life is frightening at the end of the year I always ends up fighting some version or minion of You Know Who plus d12 monsters outta Hagrid's zoo
Daily prophet slams me, everybody stares I aint straight outta Compton, Im straight out under the stairs
Now just raise your wands in the muggle-lovin' air And wave'em all around like you just don't cayaare! Cuz who do you love HARRY POTTER Yeah who do you love HARRY POTTER
Im Hermione Granger No stranger to danger Solving every mystery that's in Hogwarts: A History
The boys cheat off me But they say we're buddies Am I the only one at Hogwarts who actually studies?
Offscreen Im Emma Watson Im the hot one Used to be the ugly duckling
RON: Now shes legal and Rockin (Hermione:) Ronald Bilius Weasley!
Got the marauder's map And the invisible hood "I solemnly swear I am up to no good"
In the village of Hogsmeade Slammin back butterbeer We be gettin crunk here Ever since we were years
I like Hermione I like you too wanna snog with me? No you got swine flu!
Cedric got killed in the Goblet of Fire One bite by Twilight He comes back a Vampire
MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK AND HE'S GOT A BIG FORHEAD Oh Edward's dreamy...
Now just raise your wands in the muggle-lovin' air And wave'em all around like you just don't cayaare! Who do you love HARRY POTTER Yeah who do you love HARRY POTTER
FRED AND GEORGE
Fred and George Weasley, our smiles are the cheesiest Of all the Weasley's we two's the weasliest
We're jokers not slackers apparating's a cinch Remember the three D's and you won't get splinched! Destination, Determination, Deliberation Hey Yo! THE ARM BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE.. Uh-oh,
Now open for bizness We make your party hop At weasleys wizard wheezes Where the beats dont stop
Get seen on the scene in Diagon Alley Won't be on Google maps or RandMcNally Take all da gold ya got that's in Gringots Get a Leaky Cauldron drinky and some Bernie Bott's
This one is the flava of my true love's kiss That one is the flava of dragon's .... (spit take) That's disgusting! Who would eat that?
I would... I'm Voldemort kids, don't mess with my crew Ill get you Harry and your little OWL too! Tom Marvalo Riddles the name that I got stuck with Just call me he who must not be (SILENCIO!)
I like you I thrill you with Unforgettable verses I hate you I kill you with unforgivable curses My souls in pieces youll never catch ol Tom Wheres the last horcrux? Two words: Your mom!
Forget Tha other baddies cuz Im the true killer Im the chillin like a villain just like Michael in Thriller:
THRILLER DANCE SEQUENCE
I'm Albus master caster draw your wand I draw faster I rock the mic like a natural disaster
Chief of the Wizengamot, Order of Merlin Dueled down Grindelwald, wand's still twirlin
Call that a Dark Mark? Looks like sharpie marker the mole on my butt is like two shades darker
Magic I love, its my one obsession But it's time for Dumbledore to make a confession
Im coming out - For so long Ive feared it Im coming out - but it's time for you to hear it Im coming out- Wanna live a life without regrets So Im coming out / Im coming out Im coming out of the closet of secrets!
Now just raise your wands in the muggle-lovin' air And wave'em all around like you just don't cayaare! Who do we love HARRY POTTER Who do we love HARRY POTTER Who do you love HARRY POTTER Cuz who do we love...