 This programme contains swearing, sexual references and outrageous tattoos. You do realise you're my favourite couple? I know! I hope that I am invited to the wedding. You will, right? If we don't split by the end of the day. You don't have to get married, just be engaged for a while. Or we can have an open relationship. What? What's a cutting up relationship? It's okay. Turn it in with them vile comments. I'll finish you before the tattoos even begin. It's great to have old friends back on the sofa. I just hope they go a bit easier on the drama today. Why on earth have you come back? I wanted to come back as I wanted to make another memory with home. Even if I hated the end of that, I know in a month's time I'd think it would be really funny. I don't want another bad one. I can't deal with the drama again. There's always going to be drama. I'm not a person just to keep my gob shut. But what if it's a proposal? It can't be a proposal. Then again you could be getting done. These two are hilarious. I didn't know what Charlotte was worried about. They seem harmless. Can I ask what happened when he's got back to the hotel that night? We just went and got some stellar in the dominoes and then had a bang. That's a meal deal I would order every night. Ryan, what do you love about Huey? He's got a big dick and he's sounding bad. So I like that whole piece of it. Apart from that, he is caring and stuff, but he's just so laid back. But Ryan is like the complete opposite of that. Like he's a psycho. He doesn't like me following anyone on social media. But what do you like about him, Huey? What do you love about Ryan? Because he's really, really caring and he's really nice. And he obviously loves me so much that I'm not allowed to like anyone's pictures on Instagram. I'm sent in a short leash and an even shorter fuse. Huey's just seen his brand new inking from boyfriend Ryan. Have you just got the anatomy of a vagina tattoo on the body? Yeah. It's fucking strange. Ow! Sick person. What the fuck are you doing here? It's a fucking vagina. It's a tattoo. How is that funny? I'm a tattoo. I'm a tattooer. I'm a star tattooer. I've been chasing shit. What? You're a stupid girl! Right, when we've got our big brother and you had your homecoming party in Dublin and I've even got the tattoo. You're not even getting the tattoo. Yes, I do. No! You fucking text me! Stop, stop! Don't do anything. Why would you make up such a point? Are you asking me if I'm not like that? That's our relationship. Are you actually not like that? No, I'm not like that. No, I'm not like that. I swear on my dick. I thought Jordy's were brutal. These two aren't messing about like. Are you fucking the head? When did I cheat you? I did you kiss the girl! Yes, you did you kiss the girl in Dublin! You're exaggerating. The whole fucking story you're wearing. Exaggerate the story to the recent story. I've said it to you. When did I? Somebody might have his way here, lads. You're weird. You're strange. You act strange. I need us to all try ten seconds of silence, right? One. I don't want to. Chewie! This is getting out. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Ryan, you may remove your fear goggles. I'm scared. I'm really scared. What is it? Like ten beats will have a shag of me or something. Is that what it is? Sort of. Ryan used to only date older rich men. And he once dated a permissioned football player. What? I swear to God, don't fucking start with me. I mean it, Chewie. I swear to God. What does the tattoo really mean, Chewie? It's kind of like you have to have money in order to have me. Like you put money into a vending machine. It's the only way you can get what's in it. What on the pot? You're not shallow anymore. You used to be really shallow. How the fuck am I shallow? It's like being back on Jordan's shore, this. Excuse me. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. Oh my God, I didn't mean to. Oh no. This is just the fucking shit he did last time. Come here. Sit down. Put your feet up. Put your feet up. Put your feet up. You may have moved your frame, but you kicked him in the balls. I think I should be more worried about Ryan's foot. He's not his foot. He's pulling knees. He needs them massive balls of concrete. My poor leg's got a fanny on it. Listen, more people need another diagram of the fanny, because some people can't even make girls orgasm. He could use this tattoo to educate men all over the world.