 love song this is not another sad song this is not a k-pop song so that means it's good when I say hey you say ho I'm not a ho I'm playing the guitar but if I take the guitar away then this looks weird but there's no excuse this song doesn't make sense guitar solo you're on your own I am very disappointed sounds bad huh hello test test test can you hear me clear okay thanks I'm Charles of French and I identify as what I am welcome to this thing that you're watching this is basically a collection of songs slash skits that I have been working on for the past 11 months and all of it puts together creates this musical comedy show that you're watching right now in other words this is absurd so basically for this special we will be going to different places to film and it will be interesting to see where these adventures are going to take us oh one big secret that I need to tell you about this show one big secret that I haven't told anyone is that I don't like answering right away because it makes it look like I have no life hey hey Charles I need your help it's really urgent interesting what what do you mean no just come over now and help me but it's good more support can you type in your the password for Netflix now it's in the group chat just go no no I don't want to go look for it can you just type it in I don't want to scroll up can you just no no dude come on just type it in dude come on just type it in two seconds right here come on right there you gotta stay brainwashed experience with Apple products was in 2010 I I got an iPhone and that's when the madness started I started looking down on people I felt superior because because I was I was just different I was thinking differently when I was going to class I wasn't just a student going to class no I was I was an emperor looking down on his people and and owning them and you know I could see that that they looked up to me they never said it or behaved as such but I could feel it and I mean who wouldn't right my worst experience with with Apple products was definitely in 2015 they had just come out with the iPhone 6s and I could not afford it I was stuck with my iPhone 6 I could see that I had disappointed a lot of people mostly myself that's a feeling I don't ever want to really it was horrible people could tell he doesn't have the new one I granted the iPhone 6 and 6s look the same from the outside but still it's the internal thought that counts Apple people are better in general for example I'm the interviewer is here and I don't look at him because he's not an Apple user what's wrong well so I chose to stay loyal guys take notes I mean I'm not gonna lie this girl is great but yeah nothing will listen I'm sorry but I just I love my girlfriend and I just really really you see so this might sound surprising but after you filled me against my will this girl has to never see me again for some reason that I'll never know also my real girlfriend dumped me again because apparently it's not okay to date if you already have someone I don't know I was never an expert at dating anyways dating is tough you know what I could almost make a song about it if she never see a couple and think that doesn't match like you're like how did these two end up together like he's very smart and she's way too dumb or she's very hot and he is no he has money now I get it or he's gay and she is too nothing's normal now they're taking a screenshot life is weird you see I worked hard for a whole month to be able to afford this room because I wanted the satisfaction to wake up with an ocean view once in my life this is something I worked for this is something I deserve and then I see these other people they are my age just graduated they go to nice places all the time and they post about it and I know they don't deserve to be here like I know they didn't work for it it's fun to think about what do you mean what do I mean what do I mean follow me wait so you're telling me that your parents don't help you one bit financially no they don't but you just bought a new car oh my car let me tell you about my car okay call me so what is the definition of a transition according to the dictionary it's the process or a period of changing from one state or condition to another also if you can't come up with a good transition then just read the definition of the word transition okay so it's been a few songs and I'll admit that the special so far is pretty silly it's time to change that I just wrote a very engaging song very powerful lyrics and I know that right now it seems like I'm about to sing the silliest song yet because of the way I'm setting it up to you guys but no this is real okay let's go film put this in my pocket let's go film let's go film yo this is a song criticizing society yo I'm not afraid to say these things it might get me in trouble but someone's gonna say it let me get my lyrics song is starting just make it up in my lyrics instead of filming me you idiot find them so you know I look stupid and you're still filming me just find the that's the purpose of this song I was never supposed to find these lyrics will not change join me in singing this life unchanging song to society I know that some of you stopped watching the show maybe after the first song even because this first song what a way to begin the show and right now I'll be honest it's getting difficult to make you guys laugh and right now I need to make you guys laugh but that's hard and what better place to make you laugh than a comedy club this is the comedy club Bangkok they put on great comedy shows the problem is that now there is no audience yet for my show but using the magic of editing we will add an audience check this out no audience audience just you yeah only I can handle your lame jokes a comedy club is a great place to practice jokes I have done a lot of shows here and it really feels like home plus I have gotten so close with the owner that he trust me enough to put all the chairs away after each show which is quite a perk and although there's only my best friend today in the audience I'll still give everything I have yeah so here's the thing I'm not really here to support Charles but it's good that he thinks that I am I'm actually here to remind him that he owes me money so after the show I'll have a talk about that with him and also this should really help him realize that comedy isn't really a good person for him you know he doesn't really have the um the talent yeah he's gonna have to stop doing that joke hello so my name is Charles a French I am half French half Thai which means half arrogant half nice thanks so this is a song it's called places Thailand Germany Canada Switzerland Australia Iceland in a keyhole in the fridge in a cereal bowl in an encodridge in a loaf of bread in a birthday cake on my uncle's bed in between two steaks you might wonder what this all means well this is where my penis has been in an ATM slip didn't fit on my teacher's chin just the foreskin of course it went on my phone screen yeah this is where my penis has been on your flip flop in your bear of socks on your whiskey flask on my sleepy friends on your coven mass I also put it next to a sardine yeah this is where my penis has been on the toaster it didn't feel better in chicken stock that's why I put my cut this is where my penis has been yeah this is where my penis has been today we will be talking about your parents shut your mouth anyways can you guys tell me what your parents do for a living yes you my father is a baker cool I have two fathers okay anyways kids today we talk about the miracle of love this is mommy and this is daddy when they met they knew they were meant for each other and they fell in love and after that they got married they fused together and they got you you came to the world yeah and then your parents got a divorce okay they got a divorce all right I have known you for ages you got the prettiest of faces I've had a crush on you for years I never told you out of fear I texted you you texted back after two days and I replied instantly as always three days later you asked what's this about and I said nothing do you want to hang out you said that you were busy even though I had not mentioned a date I guess I'm nothing to you and that's why you make me wait my crush for you will always grow every day I texted hello you're cute but you're also mean cuz you left me on you sent me back I texted again and said you were cute you said you got a boyfriend I said oh you got me good to it since I was 18 but you left me understand what it all means destined to be left on see yesterday all my trouble seems so far away now it looks as though they're here to stay oh I believe in yesterday suddenly I'm not the man I used to be there's a shadow I can't hope for me oh yesterday why hey can you shut up but I'm in pain yeah so my ears no distraction just appreciating life I see people staring at the screen a young age all in their teens not realizing what they are missing there is one thing you can do to enjoy your life to the fullest one thing to feel brand new one thing to feel less stress use your phone to reason your usage like use it sometimes for important things important things like okay you know what fine you got me just use your phone phone okay I have no points look at this like problems don't matter when you have a breathtaking view like this like why all the stress when you have this that's enough honestly if you ever feel down in life like don't use social media or the internet to escape from reality escaping has to come you know from within your mind on your own or you can always escape in real life which is a perfect transition to the next song take your seats and then your seat belts approach the runway today is a beautiful why do y'all look so scared because either way yeah all right let's do it for real now gonna survive don't repeat that one that one is a lie okay hmm actually guys you know I'm kidding right low-cost airlines are actually safe as a matter of fact if you take a look at the statistics from previous years it shows that what trade center I don't watch you guys were thinking okay bad mindset but after that so the special is almost over but before you go I know that some of you will be telling your friends about it and thank you very much for that most of you will not be telling your friends about it and thank you very much for that but for those who will here is how to explain this special to someone so it starts with a song that doesn't make sense okay what does it talk about it doesn't make sense okay but can you tell me what it is that doesn't make sense the song what topic it doesn't make sense you're not making any sense exactly then there's a friendship song where he says he will always be there for his best friend but he's not then there's a song about cheating oh on Apple products then there's a song where he has a girlfriend but almost gets a new one is it me or does this character sound like a piece of thank you then he gives us dating tips quite professional is he single and he has almost no friends too of course and he loves criticizing people who are unfairly successful people who love attention to he hates them well we all do does he like attention himself of course why else would he be making the special does he have a car what you ask because you forgot to mention it right then he sings about his penis and talks about kids unrelated I'm hoping yes then a girl ignores him sad he gets punched by her boyfriend double sad that gets him depressed triple sad he runs away 38% sad then we are somehow on a plane good transition the worst possible actually and that brings us to now oh what is he gonna do he's gonna sing about the end of the special of course good song you judge now the album is over I hope you enjoyed it you're a few minutes older well wasn't that worth it well wasn't that worth it well wasn't that well wasn't that worth it wasn't it worth back to jerking up to jerking bottles of ketchup because you know how else would I open them if I don't give it the jerking motion bye