 Welcome to the procrastinators fucking podcast and let me just tell you today if you thought your grandfather dying was bad If you thought your dog shooting himself was bad, you are not prepared for this travesty of Pure unbridled misery we have for you today on this procrastinators podcast We have we have a devilish person just saying within our ranks right here We'll get into a moment here before we break out your bones before we break out your back Before we break out your your literal tomb that we have here for you today Let's go over the normal people who you already know and you're and you're so sick of hearing they might as well unsubscribe right fucking out We have Nate we have Nate who cares Toblerone Yeah, you see that stuff like that something that happens on your spine is the Toblerone. Okay go on we have we have been Minecraft This is this is today's episode Yes, it's me We have Tom Insert meme here We have mage MC mage new channel We have we have fucking legendary YouTube and my personal hero. How the fuck do we get this guy fit MC? How do you do fellow kids? Yeah Yeah, okay kids have MC in their username Okay, okay, let's get in the backstory for this guy because this guy is fucking important He's crucial to understand this entire topic. Okay. Okay is a fucking dope ass YouTube like Minecrafter who I found myself and I was a fan of for like like a year and a half and it was great And it was fantastic, and I can't like just by one day by chance He commented on a piece of the episode and I blew my fucking mind I had like like refresh the page like two times make sure I wasn't fucking dreaming But would you like to describe what you do fit? I'm a mind man. You see I'm a block boy as they say For the past year and a half I've been convincing people that I'm actually a youtuber, but I'm not I'm just I'm just a guy that holocausts children on a Minecraft server. That's Hey fit, can I just kind of just I'm just gonna address the elephant in the room just rip this band-aid right off What are your feelings about mining at night? Oh, thank you There's gonna be some divisions right off the bat. Yeah, your words will scorch the earth I mean, I love Minecraft, but the community is just something to tolerate, you know Oh, that's true Tidal wave of mine at night. You can't you can't come at all. You can't possibly hope to come back at all Now as I'm sure you realize I'm sure you realized your viewer today's episode is indeed Minecraft And of course, what is Minecraft? No one knows we have to consult the only good book that there feasibly is UrbanDiction.com and let me tell you I I read a few of these before the show to Get myself immersed and let me tell you that this is like rivaling on nice This these are the worst definitions we have to work with so I'm going to read a couple here Minecraft cheap and legal alternatives to drugs. This shit will sap your life away Minecraft a kick-ass game that is being built slowly the creator is not and he programs the game I Specifically like the the words here person one. Hey person two shut the fuck up. I'm playing Minecraft There's like five different ones about it being a drug. Yeah, you get the point. It's a fucking video game Just get this I want to know your meme calm and that has a vastly superior definition It's just Minecraft is an indie Java video game created by Marcus Pearson It is a sandbox mining slash building game which the players gather blah blah blah various resources combined on blah blah blah Developed a lot of online following blah blah blah YouTube videos blah blah was released during Minecraft 2000 or minecon Minecraft Game the video game we need to lay down some fucking groundwork here We need to lay down what the fuck is going on We need to have some frame of rent business going on and there's no better frame of reference Then how much of a new fag are you? What update did you guys join on? Oh, Jesus? I mean, I'm not mistaken you you literally first played Minecraft on a stream, right? If you if you go into yeah, what channel can they find that video on game? Where do those exist now given gaming somewhere? Given gaming one of the Minecraft streams there Nate tries To play Minecraft and he learns about redstone and he's really he's really excited about like various very mundane things and I laugh at him. That's right. That's right. That was like a year ago or something. Yeah Incredible I have no idea what that was and that was that like that was easily wet like that was a one point ten or like that So it was pretty hilarious because I I am I am I am a noob. I'm a I'm a Minecraft weakling And and even I was even I was like rolling my eyes it like the things Nate found to be like, huh It's really interesting how mine kids do this and I'm like, where have you been? It's 2017 when I learned that you could put obsidian in a block and spark it with a flame and turn it into a portal it literally devastated my soul on a deep fundamental level I Remember the specific update I joined on it was beta 1.6 when the when they added dogs and and I played Exclusively within a browser like I played only Minecraft in a browser Which is like extremely rampant at the time like you could just like like upload wait a browser like on your computer Yeah, yeah, well hang on. I understand. How did you do that? This is an exclusively 3ds game as I understand it And I was going to say how impressive it was that all the stuff on to be 2t was built on a 3ds like that's really you know That's impressive. That's impressive stuff. I think if you I think you're thinking of the the mobile hit smash game Jurassic Park alive Yeah, and I remember I remember I remember my first moments playing Minecraft very Vividly it was because it was like a nightmare It was like a real-life nightmare where I joined and then it turned night time and then just a Skeleton appeared in my peripheral and I had no idea there were monsters or that like nighttime was a feature I was just walking around just hanging out and then there were very spot. It was terrifying. It was fucking terrifying And I'll never I'll never forgive you notch. I'll never fucking forgive you X I I Like I think I started playing Minecraft in a browser as well I was think I was in college or something and I just like fucked around and I made no headway And I found it frustrating and opaque so I gave up really quick And then like every like once or twice like a friend of mine to be like hey I play Minecraft join my server and then I I would jump in for a little bit fuck around for like a day And then give up and I played again for like two years I Played on I played on hippo's server for a little while a while back before I think the server is dead now But I made I was very proud of myself. I made a little hut. I just like built a little stone hut right next to Hippo's aquatic base, and I hope it's still there. Sometimes I think about it like man I hope that that little hut didn't get destroyed and taken apart for its pieces But I remember the one time that I almost was in danger of getting into Minecraft legit It was during the pony day the extreme perilous danger that yeah Yeah, the sort of Damocles was was almost whatever It was during the pony days when we it was in the it was in the heyday of the the the torrent of quality Content that was t-bat plays No, I spent no listen, okay cuz cuz that was around the time that I had just gotten into Shadow of Israel in the Yogs cast and I had watched all of shadow of Israel and thought that it was the coolest thing ever Wait shut up So I am I am I I spent like weeks I spent like weeks trying to figure out a way to get a modded version of Minecraft Where we could be ponies we could be phantom horn and keg standard Oh, yeah, I thought that we could do like a like a like a shadow of Israel kind of thing I'm having the flash. I'm having the key If I tried to Google and like there were some like pony mods of Minecraft, but they suck And like they didn't I don't know They all sucked I couldn't think I couldn't figure out how to make it work Do you remember? Oh, yeah, it was the summer of 2010 I was just your typical college broham, and I was browsing V on 4chan and that's back when notch himself was actually Advertising on V. I remember those days. Yeah, so he was posting some threads. So I decided to check the game out And like I thought it was pretty sweet. I'd never played anything like it before I thought it was awesome, and then here I am eight years later God literally Of all time making that sweet bank It's cuz you're paying for a beta and stuff, you know, so yeah, how much does Minecraft cost nowadays? 2695 I just I think I paid 20 for it Yeah, why is the price going up as opposed to down? I mean like, you know, I guess Well, I think it's probably because when Microsoft bought it. They're like, hey guys, let's jack this price I guess so well, whatever whatever inflation question Let's not bring your fetishes into the equation right now Gosh, when was Minecraft created exactly like It went it went real in 2011 Because like I think that's around the time I got into it ten maybe 2010 Maybe nine. I'm not sure because I remember a friend got it for me because there was no way for me to buy it At that point. I was still living in Lithuania and no credit cards, whatever And yeah, he got it for me for it was like $17 ish at that time Mm-hmm, and yeah, that's how I got into it I remember I was the only one who could figure out how to host a gosh darn Minecraft server with that program. I hate that program. What's it called? Windows movie maker Hamachi I host my Minecraft server on my TI-83 calculator Do you know how much she yeah, yeah I try I try to set that up little bit. I know it was way more complicated than just doing it normally Back then yeah, how much he was like the only way you could really do it and it was awful And I was the only one who could figure it out I tried fucking with Hamachi to post brutal doom with some of my friends like to play a cooperative online And that was hell on earth and I I'm never touching how much Well, well, that's that's that's interesting to know when you got into Minecraft But when did you then upgrade your life from Minecraft into one of the merry many shittier version clones that you love? With you it was one where it was almost like a very hybrid like terraria Minecraft And mage, aren't you also big into paladins you're the one I'm trying to go. Oh my god No, I didn't I don't like paladins anymore. They change mage. Are you the one into angry birds always talking about angry birds this and angry birds that I'm frankly sick Advertise Jurassic Park alive Mages tell us about some some of the many fine Minecraft alternatives I mean like but vanilla linking comparison to vanilla Minecraft I much prefer great great verse It's a lot prettier looking at least for me. That's all I like the building aspect I like the pets I can have like every single creature can be turned into a pet and I love that it's a favorite thing to do and I honestly don't know how to sell the game. Just like check it out. It's free. There we go. That's the best It's minecraft but free Minecraft but does everything minecraft can do but better and for free It can host servers so easily you just make a make a world and like you host it and that there you go It's up forever and everyone can join do you offline or online? You don't have to host it yourself I mean you can you can host the servers really easily, but you know, there's no one to play with All right, who else we got Yeah, um, oh god, so I first played Minecraft in 2014 and I I was playing all these fucking new facts Jesus So My my my friends were like, yo, we're gonna play Minecraft Do you want to play with us? And I'm like, I've never played Minecraft in my life and they're like, well, you need to fix that immediately and I was like Fuck so they made me buy Minecraft for $20 when it was 20 bucks, which made you a fucking knife point Yeah, they're like dude, you're you're being but we're gonna stream we're gonna we're gonna play weekly It's gonna be a thing. It's gonna be awesome and you're gonna be part of it Okay, so I said those friends would go on to become the Yogg's cast Oh, oh, they wanted to get you in Tom Dude my my business savvy continues to be impeccable But so we were gonna play and and I was very confused when I started playing the game Cuz I'm like, why is everything so confusing like why is everything looks so shit and they're just like They're like that's just not even real life like what the hell yeah, they're like no dude That's the aesthetic. I'm like, but like there's like these weird just like everything's so patchy and weird I don't understand and and and we were playing for like two hours and I was just very confused We learned to find out later that there was like a glitch with my computer and like half the textures weren't displaying And that's why I was so utterly bamboozled as to why everything looked because I knew it was supposed to look shit But I'm like is it supposed to look this shit like half the textures just weren't loading So they're just like you just have to combine these two things and it's like but they look the same and they're like, what are you retarded? I'm like, I guess So that was my one and only experience of Minecraft because I could never get it to work my computer And I haven't tried since I guess I still have a license floating around somewhere But I don't even know how I would access it Computer do you have where you can't fucking no no minecraft? Well, that's the thing the computer was a quad-core i7 a g-force gtx like 650 at the time like 16 gigs of RAM it should have crushed minecraft, but no it was not meant to be There you go Remember remember when we got into terraria for a little while there Okay, okay And not actually for 999 Let's just let's just do the terraria real quick Uh terraria is just 2d and it's more fun to play at least it was the vanilla. It's more of a game That's what I'm trying to say. That's what I'm trying to say. It's more of a game, but that's okay Wait, do we hear give do we hear about give origins? Yeah. Oh Yeah, I Saw minecraft over my little brother's shoulder. He was playing the alpha And he was putting cobblestone blocks around and I was like, what's that and he says minecraft you should get it It's really fun. You can build and I'm like, okay Yeah, look, you know brushing it off because you know my little brother is playing it. Therefore it must be gay So I'm not gonna get it Then I continue to see it and I'm like, you know what that looks pretty fun And I could hear the the minecraft music because that was that was a from an era where people you know They still just listen to the music in the game and I I got it in the beta and I played it forever and I love it and it's my favorite thing and I still love it and My biggest my biggest like minecraft YouTube thing was always Exes adventures in Minecraft that really got me into Oh Do you remember that? Me too! Me fucking too! Dude, I remember X base. I remember fucking X's adventure I love fucking X's adventure. I had already been following him because he made like World of Warcraft like how to tank videos And I was like I need to know that and I just liked the way he talked and his voice and then his Minecraft series started and I was like, you know, he was in there on the ground floor But he sort of didn't blow up because of Minecraft Unfortunately, but his like journey through exploring Minecraft in the early days and figuring stuff out in building space It was it is my favorite. Hey, I just want to start into I just want to let you know I just paid for I've been stealing Minecraft for a very long time before this stream I decided I would finally buy it. I have just logged into 2b2t for the very first time and looking around at this gigantic Hellscape and it is I see swastikas I see Should we transition now should should should should fit give us the rundown of 2b2t? Let's take a little I feel I feel like like like we all We can all get into the nitty gritty of like what we like about Minecraft I think it's time to transition over to Minecraft server because that's where I spent the bulk of my sound transition to mine comp We've been waiting for a while All those can agree that Minecraft servers is where we spent most of our time I'm not gonna play some fucking shitty ass single-player game I love the single-player of mine. There's a single player. It is so fun But multiplayer is obviously to go and servers are fucking grass the most long time and there's very one Particular server that my friend mark showed me many moons ago called to builders to tools Dota work and that's why I found this boy here fit em see I think you are like a professor You're like you have like a PhD in this server, so please please explain it to us In the way that you do okay well if you know there's any listeners that are not too familiar with Minecraft basically 90% of players if you play through single-player You're gonna have the same kind of experience You're gonna build a base make some food for yourself, and then eventually kill the dragon Oh, yeah, it's 90% of single-player for most people, but when you get to multiplayer servers, there's a No pun intended. There's a huge spectrum of different Multiplayer servers you can play on on the one hand. You've got like the kid-friendly minigame servers where you're like playing with your friends and talking about the next day at school and then you've got My side The side that So for those of you that don't know to builders to tools or to be to t.org is the oldest Anarchy server in Minecraft, and I believe the second oldest server overall, and it's It's a server that is no rules, which means you can hack you can cheat you can steal There's no censorship. There's no admins at all. It's just survival Minecraft But the map is like almost eight years old at this point, and it is just Insane well hey, I've got a I've got a question fit. I mean, okay, so if that's the case, how did they make money off of it? I mean we got how someone's got to be if there's no profit motive Why would anyone ever be interested in doing anything? I don't understand. Please explain. Please explain Well for the first few years of the server, I mean it was a very small server I'd say the most players that ever had like as an active player base was about a hundred and the entire server ran off player donations The admin of 2b2t his name is house master He's this really mysterious guy that no one really knows much about except that he's never intervenes And if only we'll do it on the most extreme circumstances. He's just this like like bizarre shadow figure that like like I Don't like how many people have ever even seen him like like in like in the world I have I've seen up like a small leaked picture of him, and that's about it like Just a picture of gray. He's just like he's like Bigfoot, you know, I'm sorry to interrupt again But I'm just I am currently exploring 2b2t for the first time here I've walked up to a skybridge and there was just a towering wall of lava as far as the eye can see on either side That's just it's impenetrable. I have to go back. I have to kill myself fascinating you're going through the Stereotypical first night on 2b2t. You're a new player. I guarantee you just wait a couple minutes Someone will be by in diamond armor I can't wait to get demolished instantly. I really look forward to it Hey, I want you it needs to sink in for you Yeah, you are not playing against like the best minecraft sir Like, you know, you don't like they have diamond diamond armor That's not the problem here. The problem is speed hacks and like like Hills and like running across the map at like insane speeds where you can't even fucking process them Oh, and when you go into the nether like like like people will just be like right up to you with fucking beds Placing down well sleeping and they're just blowing you up instantaneously. Well, listen, Munchie I'm sure I'm sure that's gonna be really effective, but I've got my own life hack right here No, the steak we bro. I'm gonna fucking blitz the fuck out nobody to keep up with me. Okay. That's that's my joke I do we the only way to like see speed hacks properly is to smoke weed Slow down time. That's right. My viewers I Get this I've explained to be 2t to many people before and they've seen less than impressed than they should be So I just want to hammer this home for it for the normies in the audience. You may be thinking. What's the deal? Yeah, eight years. That's fine. I'm more than eight years old. That's fine Okay, but you have to understand this Minecraft is a game where you can like you can destroy and you can build anything You have complete like tear control to like tear form your reality and because it's no rules You can tear form anything. So just imagine the abuse that these four chain freaks and geeks have done To not just the spawn area the spawn area's got the worst obviously But just like for millions upon millions of block outwards from spawn the amount of Griefing and like dynamite and just fucking unholy concoction see people have made over the course of eight fucking years It's fucking Unbelievable there are entire there my favorite thing about about fucking to be 2t is because it's obviously like a cruel wasteland Where where you'll you'll you'll get fucking Sodomized for asking for a nickel and that's just the way things Staircase there was an intentional hole You know dude exactly exactly but but but but my favorite thing is like There are people dedicated to just helping out new fags and and and and the two things that they're the most evident of that are Near spawn there are just like patches of watermelon pick up because these watermelons are the new fag food Hmm and and my favorite thing are the never highways there There are near the top of the ceiling of in the nether There are just like like like two by two hallways that stretch out for like thousands upon thousands of Millions of blocks that stretch out farther than you could ever like hope to walk in a single Session and they will help you get away from spawn as fast as you can we can and those are like Maintain like there's there are people who like intentionally like you know try and keep up the appearance of those And then try and fix them when people try and destroy them. It's great. It's great. It's a great community It's it's totally crazy. Yeah, I mean we even have it to the point where each Cardinal direction if you're on the nether highway It goes to the world border Millie oh my god. I remember I haven't played in a while But I remember they were working in that when I got this this is fascinating to me Like I'm not super interested in Minecraft as a game per se I just hasn't maybe I just haven't tried it enough, you know with like working graphics but like just the concept of there's a decade of just like culture and society and just like like custom built around like like of Virtual space and how it's just like slowly evolving and the fact that like it's being done because it's different than something like World of Warcraft We're like, you know people have been playing forever But like that's like a static world where like this is just like everything is entirely user-generated and like susceptibility destroyed at a Moment's notice and there's just like this undercurrent of just like some like Underlying knowledge that like the people who've been there for ever kind of understand it blows my mind. It's so cool I just want to listen to it forever when I first heard about it It really remind I haven't like looked into this either but like Eve online as I understand it It's a completely organically generated like gigantic factional system divided between like two huge organizations And that's just such a fascinating thing that that can exist in these virtual spaces We've created and people like really give a shit about it and adhere to it and and have these kind of In groups that are completely separate from the real world. They're only virtual dope Fit I have a question. How do you feel? What's what are your thoughts on dwarf fortress? Oh, man I have never actually played it, but I've seen it being played and I'm just like That's the motto yeah, losing is fun I Mean I'm not great at dwarf orders, but I've played I've played some of it and all right So so since munchie introduced me to your channel this past a little while ago I've you know, I've listened to a bunch of your videos I especially like the ones that go into like, you know Like the history and the lore of the server and stuff and and listening to like listening to like an account of like How like, you know, the war is played out or you know How all these different like characters or people had effects on the culture whatever it reminds me of Something that I really like about dwarf fortress, which I like even more than playing it like I really like listening to or like reading like like stories of like how like a world played out and like how a Dwarven society fell just like a procedurally generated like Story of like a world and stuff and like they're like a blow-by-blow of like how things As how things progressed in like a bizarre way now Yeah, I don't don't take this the wrong way But bit to be to whatever the fuck this thing is name is like he fucking up is literally the dark souls of Minecraft Well, I'm sure that a lot of servers are like that but like as I was watching your lore videos I just kept thinking that this world is exactly like what a dark soul setting is like It's like a ruined world where there are pockets of civilization that still exists and you can seek them out and find them And basically the fun of it is like exploring the lore and finding out what transpired here to make the world into the twisted Shell of itself that it is now and you're basically the Vati Vidya of B2B T What is the name I don't know any of those okay, well Point is it's fucking awesome, and it's super cool And it is dark souls, and I like dark souls, please I implore you all check out Fitz channels He was her playlets. He doesn't just do to be to T He does you know he's does other stuff now, but how I got into him And I think a lot of people did was to be to T and they're fucking iconic videos I especially love my my my my absolute favorite is of course the the pop-bob video and the The the the Valley of wheat video. I like the history of the super weapons That was definitely my favorite by far of the ones I watched was the finally reaching the border wall that video Legitimately brought me to tears because it was so emotional and like seeing all these people because like okay guys Just so you understand it is over four million blocks or something It might have been four in the ether to get all the way into the the the final border of the server and To get there requires a month Months long real world investment of every day walking there with with all the most biggest enhancements for speeds You can get and when you finally get there and there's all these people waiting for you Specifically fit to have a celebration about you this guy that they like love and respect all these people We're willing to put in all this work to get all the way out there in order to have a fucking party For you at this landmark event of you reaching the border wall. That was like brotherhood That's gonna be every single day for Mexicans when they reached the border wall Just another read just another great reason to build that wall just another great one So so that they could have that emotional fulfillment when they finally reach it We want to be able to let them nether orb hack past the border wall temporarily and unlock their camera and see what's going on On the other side of that wall, you know, why rob them of the joy? We can't we can't do it Yes, so so I I mean I think I'm the only one here besides Nate very recently who's actually played on 2p2t and I found out through a friend and We like like like here's how the 2p2t experience has gone for me Whereas like I'll join spawn I'll immediately be like like like like I'll have like whiplash Please this is unlike any other minecraft server I've ever been in well, you know You'll you'll have that pussy shit where like spawn is like made out of obsidian or you know Like like hard code in where you can't destroy spawn this you spawn in some like random fucking like cobblestone Tower like 50 feet into the fucking sky With like lava surrounding all sides and then it like if you're lucky like I was your friend will show up And it is fucking fully enchanted diamond armor like like on his horse and like hey like like I've come to get you We have to get out of here fast. I've brought you watermelon. We have to run before they get us So like running through the night and it's like fucking war-torn countryside You have to like search the nearest nether portal like like hopefully your friend has brought flint and like get it As fast as you can you have to vade all these fucking bedbombing Terrorists like like like run a thousand miles in this fucking scorched hell hole And like hopping between other portals so you can like raid various bases on your way there So you can get supplies because God knows like like he doesn't have the supplies that can carry two people And and finally you get you finally you get to the base and his base like was like built up top of this like Like how to describe like like like a chunk loading wrong So it's just like ocean and then like very like like hardly cut just there was earth now like like a glow chud Chunk loading error. It was being like a giant like Jerusalem like like cathedral type building. It was fucking insane It was absolutely fucking insane and and oh my god The feeling that you get the feeling that you get when you fucking when you see Another player tag and you can't tell who it is yet. Oh, you don't know it's friend or foe Yeah, you just know someone's there and you instantly crouch But it doesn't even matter because they all have like a like tag like trackers We can obviously tell where you are But you just instantly crouch and you start to sweat in real life and fear for your mind crack possessions more than you've ever Feared for your real life possessions This sounds fun, we should we should definitely do like a procrastinators like all go on the server at once That's a slippery slow pippo that that's how you that's how you get a New fag invasion. That's how you get a true That's how that's how you pollute and you know cancer eyes the society. That's a slippery slope Well, I guess there's an argument to be made that Not to be mean or anything, but I suppose you probably get a lot of detractors You know of the hardcore people which I can sympathize with who aren't too fond of you popularizing Fun, you know like servers that they they don't so much want the new fags to be exploring But you know you're a historian as I see it And so everything you've done is like a chronicling of the of the events here So, I mean, what how do you deal with that? What would you say to people who criticize it for that if you even get that? Well, it's you know It's totally understandable because 2b2t was born from 4chan culture, which is very Anti anything popular. Yeah a lot of yeah, it's like a secret club So when a lot of players come on they try and act cool by saying like oh, I hate youtubers I hate this blah blah, but at the end of the day whenever a youtuber does invade kind of like what's going on right now It's some of the most fun us old players have just by going to spawn and killing all these new players Makes sense. Yeah, it was talking about bedbombing earlier if you don't know so basically Normal Minecraft you fight with a sword and a shield in a bow On 2b2t you fight with beds and end crystals Since everyone is walking around in full protection for armor stacked And also they have what's called a totem of undying Which is like a like a fairy in a bottle from Zelda if you die brings you back to life The only way to kill someone is to blow up a bed or a crystal next to them and just Deplete their totems until they are fully out. It's just it's I still have PTSD from the war of all these Explosions going on around me Like an eight-year-old comes up to me to start talking about Minecraft like I like pigs and stuff I just start thinking of my time in the trenches and all those Haven't seen the shit that I've seen have you been able to sleep in a bed after I Possibly can sleep in race car beds because he has no negative associations with those. Yeah. Yeah It's I oh my god There are so many times where like like I've seen someone race by in the nether And I knew that like like my time was numbered and I Like like oh my god like I'm because the nether highways are such like tight corridors Like it'll just be like, you know, you'll just see an intersection up ahead Like it'll be too like like, you know, you can't properly see it So just imagine you're walking on this tight corridor. There's an intersection coming up You just see this guy with no diamond armor on just like don't even fucking about the running at full speed You see his trigger come up and like immediately disappear over the horizon and then like and then you like see him Stop and like look back at you and then you know You're gonna just start a great chase unlike any fucking other well Well, hey listen listen minecraft's all fun and games, but it's time to get to the most important question here How exactly is minecraft helping us make Starfleet real like what? Just want to model the enterprise This is such a good episode Remember that that one guy who like built a one-to-one of like the Starship Enterprise Inspector Gadget made fun of them on on that my Fucking terrifying fit fit fit Yeah, I want to know because by my first base was this like watermelon castle thing I made what was your first base you made in 2b2d? It was a dirt hut because I was surviving on zombie flesh And this was back in 2013 and then I think I made like a little fishing hut next to a river and then I walked at 100,000 blocks overworld just to get established Because you know when you're a noob and you're not familiar with like the nether and stuff because when you're brand new you Don't know about the nether highways You don't know where all the little secret shortcuts are that lets you get in and out like So that's just you get that from just years of experience and sort of like mentally mapping out where things are on the server Is that like um is that like like a if one minecraft block is Is how like big is this this server like in terms of like real world Okay, so well first of all to give you a real idea of how big this server is I want to talk about how much disk space it takes up most If you plan it for a long time It's probably gonna be measured in gigabytes like my original minecraft world that I still have that I play on is about four gigabytes 2b2t is measured in terabytes Been played on by I think 200,000 players at least once and it's just Like I said that the highways go all the way to the world border in the nether Some players have walked millions of blocks overworld and it's just all this terrain has been generated And what you can do is because it's such an old server whenever minecraft updates to add like new biomes and stuff There's these violent chunk borders when you go from one minecraft version to another and then Following these chunk borders you can walk out hundreds of thousands of blocks to find people's bases It's cool. Yeah, it's not like it's not like those like those like like 30 million blocks Forever are like uninhabited like you know after you get to a certain point like all there's just no civilization out there Like like the like the like the top tier players I'm thinking there was a giant city with like a done a bunch of like pro top tier players I'm forgetting if I can was that Jared found Legendarily yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Like I was like like millions of blocks out like they're like No matter where you go on the server There will be someone who has tread before you and and that just makes it even more interesting because you can always find Just little relics of like someone being there or like a like a block misplaced or something Oh, this is the scariest to be too. Oh, I actually did you want to answer? Do you know at the top of your head how big it is in real life fit to be to tea? Um, well assuming Well my craft world I think isn't it at its biggest. It's like 60 million by 60 million blocks. I think so. Yeah, so Just honestly 60 million by 60 million is what it is because there are players that have generated those chunks all the way out to the World border hypothetically, yeah Crazy But the scariest moment that I had to be to tea was I had not played for a while You know, I just like left, you know my base there You know, I had not played like a month or two. Then I joined back I walk oh, like I you know, I walk outside and there's a sign left by someone like like hello It's me so and so found this deserted base just took what I could Nice nice looking base here. You know, I left on this date and like I don't know Like like like imagine coming home to your house and like all of your furniture is just like slightly shifted And you know that someone's been there and they haven't done anything malicious. You just know it's out of place That's what I felt this person this person like invade my microface like thank you It was deserted like they didn't blow it up or anything They just came in they like like took some of my diamonds and shit, which was fine That's just know the name again, but it was just so fucking terrifying knowing that like I could have been logged in and like he Could have easily killed me probably because I'm shit like like I nearly avoided death by like playing dead and like Yeah, hey, hey, I just did a quick calculation I looked online apparently a minecraft block is one meter is one meter is the cannon distance so 60 million meters Is equal to 37,000 miles? So I guess you could say that it's roughly like 37 Fuck let me do the fucking math here this times this fucking times this it is One wait one billion wait fuck. I got to count the fucking places here. Okay one trillion 389 billion 967 770 Square feet You said that it's um Well, the earth surface area is almost 200 million square miles, okay? Well, this isn't me wait this isn't miles fuck. I don't fucking know what it's really big I'm figuring this out everyone continue in like five minutes. I'll jump in with it with some factoids. No one cares about Yo, let's talk about how else this game is literally Dark Souls. How about how cool it is. That's pretty Dark Souls, right? That's my contribution Speaking of loading chunks, I remember unlike like a month I prefer blowing chunks if you know what I'm saying dab dab dab There's an Elytra hat going on where this guy was like like staying in air with the Elytra perpetually And he was going so fast that he was constantly Loading chunks and so the server would have like lag in order to accommodate him loading new chunks like creating like you generate new land And so the server was always on like one or two ticks because there was just like like one or two guys Just flying around it like like like like fucking like Sonic speeds like breaking the sound barrier and their fucking wings creating new land to inhabit It was a fucking nightmare. It was really incredible. There are also. Oh my god lag lag is so fucking integral to the history of The newest and best lag machines in order to crash the servers Yeah, you made a pretty good a lag machine or were you were you showcasing? I remember there was a video where you were showing off a lag machine. I think you were at Offtopia's base, maybe yeah, yeah And what's crazy is when you come across like the ruins of a lag machine like on 2v2t people consider that like an actual Relic like whoa this used to crash the server now It's in ruins and it's got vines growing on it like yeah, it's just this weird pseudo like Lore thing going on. I don't know. It's just it's so hard to describe 2v2t to fucking normies. It's just yeah Yeah, I have done it. I have done it. Okay, the surface area of the earth is 196 million square miles the surface area of this Minecraft server is 138 million square miles so it is smaller than the earth, but not by that much Okay, all right, it's like 70% you remember that like most of the earth is covered in water Most Yeah, I find it to be really cute that there were vines growing on it because that because vines don't just grow on stuff Somebody has to place them there somebody has to like oh somebody was like Oh, I want to make these look like really rustic. I want to really make this thing look a rustic I think we do grow on the south but now I could be wrong Do they do spread to a degree and if they're hanging like they will drop all the way down to whatever block yeah It's like at spawn you've got vines at sky limit growing all the way down to bedrock It's it I think I said my favorite my favorite story I mean these really are like like Bible-esque parables that you have Like like they're like larger than life my favorite is jang in the valley of wheat That's just like that's like literally a Bible story We're like, you know like like like this guy meets another guy in the nether and they like found like a city together It please go watch the jang in the valley of wheat Fucking story on Fitz channel. What is your favorite story from to be to T fit my favorite story? Oh, man. I don't know. I know there's so many. There's so many and it's just I Honestly can't give you an answer right now because there's just so much and I have to like think back Because I just put out so much to be content and just been on the server for so many years I don't know how about just a good one. That's that that's on top of your head I've got a word. Okay. What's the most like tragic story you can think of? Oh I'm gonna open the old player vault for this one There was a player that joined to be to T a long time ago and this player name was his it was Chris light And he kept going around the server Telling people. I'm the king of to be to T you mad and he would I Well Turns out Chris light and used his real name as his Minecraft user name So hard that he never returned to to be to T and it's just that's the thing about to be to T It is a very toxic place. I mean people have like Fucked with each other in real life over a block game like it gets intense if you join and you have like Any sort of trace to your real-world identity you're fucked Damn, I guess they really were mad Oh, oh, this isn't on your channel fit but My favorite my favorite piece of like overall content that you that you've produced was a dramatic Reading you did of a conversation between pop-bop and Jared 2013 Insult each other back and forth. Yeah. Oh man, so Yeah, it's hard to like explain this to outsiders who don't know these people But to be to T before it got like quote-unquote internet famous was just home to degenerates like You either played on it because you had a sick curiosity like I did or it became your life if you had no life and The way these players would talk to each other just saying the most vile Fucked up shit to each other and doxing each other. It was just it's all like the PCP in that way Yeah, it's from the sidelines. It was very amusing. It was very amusing And okay, okay, it's the 4-chain community for you. So there's two people pop-bop and Jared 2013 Pop-bop was like this like like Infaness like like like the fucking Griefer like like pop-bop's name is still like fucking like rings throughout the cosmos as the griefer He had a lightning hack where he can like, you know, like like understand where you are when lightning struck It was fucking it was insane and I'm gonna show a little bit of my naivete From what I can understand. I have not looked into this person as much But Jerry 2013 when I can tell it's just like a huge asshole memer Sounds about right. Yeah. Yeah, okay It's just a fucking meme who like who's just like yeah, he's just a memer He did some important stuff like basically like I don't think about him as like a real person He's just a huge meme which is fine and a great. Yeah, him and and pop-bop had this like Legendary conversation when lines is go sniff paint you brain dead kike It's it's just it's just fucking great I mean, I could stay here reminiscing about all these fucking great times forever Yeah, like the problem with you be 2d is it's just so fucking big You can't talk about any like, you know reasonable way like we have not scratched the surface We talked about like maybe like six stories here like that's literally nothing that is literally nothing There are countless stories that you could make you could be to be too famous if you really tried to you have the Autonomy to do anything in this fucking game and you could make a name for yourself if you really fucking I mean That's that's amazing thing I just right now just because I wanted to have a little experience of playing it just bought Minecraft Even though I've been resisting that for fucking years and just jumped right into the server and bam there I am it's real. It's it's real the legends are all there I've done it though. Your contribution so far is probably like, you know, like I ate shit and died is what I did Humble beginnings. Yeah at the very least Nate you've added to that fucking terror bite You know file size you are now a new player ID that the game is there you go You are your name is etched inside of there for fun ever What is it mean boy blue will live on forever in those animals? I mean boy blue there he is that's what's cool about to be to do That's why I like about all fucking multiplayer games is just the ability to like like like with your friends like I played to be to With with your friends to just be able to bond over doing from the game Video games multiplayer video games are literally like World War one aka good There is no greater way to bond with your fucking friends than having a like a common goal that unites you against an Adversary that's true in order to fucking defeat it. That's just that's just common. Oh, that's what you fucking do You watchman was literally based on the two p2t in that respects, you know Yeah, yeah, cuz ultimately they hold the unite against a fake opponent so they wouldn't kill each other You know having an external opponent is what unites people brings people together. Yes, basically And that's why all all of my best friendships have been forged in fucking Minecraft or fucking, you know TF to all that shit It just it just it's the perfect Honest to God believe this it's like the perfect way to spend time with your friends Like like having like like like I get understandable like realized goal and like be able to talk about whatever you want Just like in this pointed directed conversation. It's fucking beautiful I love both play games. I literally I Multi-player games are better than single-player games That's a real thing that I actually think these can be with your fucking real ass friends and doing share I the moments I have plain fucking terraria or TF to or fucking you know CS go for a while They're beautiful. They will never be taken away from me I don't know if I'm mining coal and mine. I don't fucking care about that Care about I care about finding old bases and to be to T and destroying them completely That's kind of shit. I care about in games. Yeah, I don't know I want to know like like who bit you are you are now officially 30 years old you are 30 Do you have any memories playing at all at all or are they gone? Wait, do I have any memories of what now of like playing online difference because I get the impression This is fairly like new person You know new age Gen Z thing to like want to spend time with your friends in video games. Well The multiplayer game I probably played the most of was Team Fortress 2 for a while Yeah, but I didn't I didn't play it with friends like I didn't have no anyone else that was playing it So I fell off. Um, I don't know like I had friends that tried to get me into Minecraft And I didn't stick to it. I had friends once summer in college when I was home. I Yeah, I I played World of Warcraft for one summer because it was like just the way to hang out with my friends So and it was and that was cool And then so so that was like like playing through the game and like leveling up was fun And then I got to the end and like I hit max level and it was oh time to start rating And I realized that I hate World of Warcraft and I stopped playing it But I didn't need it anymore because now I hate it once you beat it. Yeah Yeah, that was similar to my experience with League of Legends I just played it so I could stay in contact with my friends. Yeah those part. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I played them I played with a friends friends tried to get me into League of Legends as well and I quickly realized that I just wanted none of it I remember very well you played Warwick and then you said wait There are other characters to learn besides Warwick. It's like it's not enough for me to just kind of get good at Using Warwick. I have to like know them all fuck this Understandable I played a little bit of Halo 2 that was my online game back back in the day Me and my buddies who play Halo 2 because we played Halo 1 for a long time at my friend Mike's house And we just played the same map hang them high pistols only it was the fucking best And then we moved to Halo 2 and we played that all the fucking time And I hated I had to keep buying Xbox live because I'm cheap as fuck I couldn't understand. I tried because I had like two groups of friends I have my friends from like box And my buddies and buddies from the comic book store because I used to play like cards and shit there all the time And we would play Halo and then my friends from like school would play counter strike And I hated counter strike because it was hard and I don't like hard things because it was my computer also sucked Ass had to run it like it like the lowest setting so that was not fun So I played Halo all the time and I remember specifically my last time ever playing Halo 2 online because we were fucking Garbage at Halo 2 like to this day me and my buddy Mike. I just hung out with him yesterday We were terrible at games and despite the fact that we would like to be good at games no matter how much effort and practice We put into it. We never get better And that's that started all the way back with Halo 2. I remember the last day We both played Halo 2 was when we were just just pubbing being fucking retarded trying to get good Trying to maximize our rocket jumping in BXR and still couldn't do it correctly And then we just joined this random match and these two little kids Completely Dominated us and they just spoke They just spoke Spanish the whole time. Yeah, it was munchie. It was munchie We had no idea it was going on and from that we were so shamed forever We hung up our controllers for the rest of time. It's good for a man to know when he's wasting his fucking time. Yeah I know that I have like PTSD when everyone like anyone even mentioned the word Halo Like the room fills with like a ball and all I can smell is balls because the only person I ever played Halo with was my cousin who just always smelled like balls And whenever he would kill me because he wouldn't teach me how to play would just say, huh sick your shit The word the word I've been most associate with Halo is is I like this kid just screams Nate cuz my friend Mike's brother his Nate he cuz he who throw grenades, but yell Nate really Oh, Nate it wasn't grenade. Okay. Okay, he it's supposed to be Nate But he would say Nate because he's a fucking idiot and we we named him window because because at one point He got so mad that we beat him and hang him high He punched the window of the house and shattered it and it ran outside Oh my fucking god. Hell yeah window That sounds like my fucking kind of guy He's a fucking monster guy. It was crazy. Oh my god. The fucking Dueling your friends and Team Fortress 2 is the most sadistic pleasure you can ever derive from your fucking life It's worse than real life torture I have concluded through my many as like like like duals that I've done in one I concluded that like like being your friend in Team Fortress 2 and then like scream Yeah, the top of their lungs trying to fucking kill you is like the worst thing you can possibly do to another living being Like like no matter the friend no matter if your friend is short-tempered or not and Team Fortress 2 There's just something about it where they will just try so fucking hard to kill you with all their might like Like you know new friends old friends doesn't matter. Yeah, all will fucking scream at you in Team Fortress 2 duals Similar experiences fit TF2 is just nuts. I mean I am not one that is quick to violence, but When you hear that domination jingle and then someone congas over your dead body, it's really hard to just stay calm You know my I've never been able to do that. I always rage-quit every FPS Every single one my my friends. I forget what game we were playing it was some game along these lines And so like the match one the match was over and like one of my friends won and one of my friends lost and like the one who Like so everything was like perfectly calm like uncomfortably calm after this like victory of one and the loss of the other And that just kind of went on for a minute or two until Like a discussion began about whether or not it was more cold-blooded to be like an up close and personal like soldier Who has to kill soldiers like close to him or if it's more cold-blooded to be a sniper and This discussion work cold. What's more cold-blooded this discussion has gone down the annals of my friendship history It's one of the most climactic and earth shattering moments of all time And and you know that concluded that that snipers are pussies Well that they're like well that they're like the more okay See one of the for the friend who won it kept saying like nah, dude It's way more bass like get up close and personal like fucking just shoot him right there But the other friend who had lost like slowly but began to emerge with this deep burning rage Like it's obviously going to be the sniper because he has to like study him and like learn about him and like know his Family and friends and like intimate to get intimate with him. So obviously he's once more cold-blooded you stupid motherfucker It's obviously the sniper if you're off you're killing a million people all your friends are dying You're gonna be your anxiety is going to be so high you have to be the snipers obviously the one who's more fucking cold-blooded And then you like kick the wall and like broke a lamp and ran away Like which is cooler or more honorable no cold yeah, it was cold blood if he was more cold-blooded that's right These are serious questions Yeah, yeah, but it all derived that the rage they're obviously derived from the game I think it might have been legal legends or something. I can't remember I Still I said this before about how like I have met all of my like good friends over like to Fortress 2 or Minecraft And I remember I remember the first time that I met like a lifelong friend that I still talked to you to this day I met him on an Australian furry server that I did that I just like randomly joined And he and then another person I know They're both like arguing about what about like the 20 like 12 presidential election They got the top of the lens like all the furry admins were like telling them to stop And it was great and that's my month I There's just it's beautiful Multi-player video games are just fucking beautiful because all the things that you can do and all the things that you can be That's why you come to the oasis, you know, that's why people say in this Steven Spielberg In terms of like MMOs, I used to play a shit ton of MMOs But like RPG MMOs or MMORPG is like mostly fantasy ones I I would hop from one to another like within a month or so. I played like I probably played all of the old MMORPGs that are out there still a few have having even closed I think a city of heroes used to be a really good one. It's not a fantasy one It was a hero one that was like the best game ever, but they closed it I'm so sad and another one was a Shin Megami Tensei Imagine which was based on the Shin Megami Tensei series Yeah, yeah, it was and like the the change publishers at some point as well And I didn't even know about the Shin Megami Tensei series when I got into the game Everything was like completely new to me and it was like it was amazing. I loved it And then they closed it as well. And as they said Well, what was that game didn't didn't like we all play some game with you one time We all got we all got in some MMO. Whatever many MMO journeys. Yeah Eatin eternal. I'm pretty sure that was it was really cute eternal It was a eating simulator just eatin eternally Again Well It's good shit, okay Oh in terms of in terms of like multiplayer well It's not well my multiplayer like game experience was primarily when I was growing up with just my brothers playing like a multiplayer PlayStation 2 games Two at a time things like like worms 3d, which is like the the first Like, you know, three-dimensional worms game where you're going around shooting things and it's like really laggy and slow and terrible But me and my brothers would hang out in that and that would be like the way we hung out kind of Instead of going to the park and playing the b-ball It's all about the worms We got the worms we would build Worms are good All right enough of that But we would spend hours in those like levels not killing each other Instead using the girder tool to build fortresses. Oh cool. We would then flood and it never really became about the game It was always just about, you know Fucking around like we would invent this game called Uh, you know, I don't remember what it was called But it was like you have to kill yourself over and over and to try and like minimize your score Like whoever has the least points in and it would go into minus points And you we would just do that and you can't win by getting minus points So, uh, I we just kept going forever with that. Yeah, that's how I got The reason I say that is that a lot of my like multiplayer experience was not with anyone over the internet I never really liked talking to people in like runescape or world of warcraft because um, you know Much against like the popular belief people in runescape are actually retarded and I don't like them Are they fucking super geniuses playing like the most advanced MMO actually very fucking stupid. I never liked anybody in runescape. I never got along with anybody Yeah, I I they they're so expensive. I actually did go on a gf thing But I didn't buy a gf that somebody says I'll be your gf and I was like, whoa, excuse me for free Yes, and then we threw snowballs at each other and she cried and ran away and I was like, I didn't know what I didn't know You didn't treat her right man. You didn't treat like a queen. That was your problem. I didn't use the right emotes. I don't think you had the right emotes Hey, uh, so sad. Did you ever play the ratchet and clank three online multiplayer? I I I would have I didn't have um, you needed that like extra box or whatever thing. Yeah I think I didn't get the attachment. I I played that with my brothers as again it's like a multiplayer I played with them and And it was like even minecraft like we would have our own server And we would like build our own individual towns and then connect them with like minecart rails and create train stations Just for three of us and excellent and we would yeah very good And like when it comes to online stuff like getting into like making friends and Like random people meeting people I it I've always shied away from it. I'm a very shy boy I'm a very like baby lad and I don't like talking to strangers on the internet. They may like take me in their van I don't like it. Um, it's only very recently that I've started to just you know Well, actually, I've never done it in tf2 or minecraft making a friend It's always been through something else like uh, fucking my youtube channel or or like associating with someone who is also a youtuber Like it's it's I don't know. I have one person from world of warcraft that I actually considered a real friend And I could probably still talk to them. I can I can relate like with all the mmo's I've played throughout my whole life I never really made friends like I I think one time twice maybe I joined some guilds and made friends there, but uh When I cut the game it kind of just the friendships just kind of sizzled out and yeah, I never really I usually play solo on mmo's as sad as that sounds I do too. I I like I like soloing like like lower level raids from earlier expansions by myself because Getting a group together is a hassle and nobody is good. I remember good when I first started playing world of warcraft I didn't know what I was doing at a deep social anxiety about like trying to like be good at the game Because I just didn't understand it. I mean I played for like two weeks or something But still uh, yes deep fears deep fears. Oh coming back to minecraft The only multiplayer server I've ever played on minecraft was pixelmon, which was um a pokemon I really wanted to do that, but I couldn't get to work Right, it worked for me and it was like I had a blast. It was really fun It was like playing pokemon and minecraft you could build stuff and catch pokemon And you can like live outside and be surrounded by like shit ton of sable eyes and that was perfect I loved it Damn nice. I remember when minecraft was fun All this sadly pixelmon got shut down because pokemon people shut it down So all the good things in my life has been shut down So the only your life remains the kids of death for for all these things once once maid shows up It's days are numbered. So two people are gonna get shut down soon You're like you're like the second person that says that to me in this week But like whatever I touch is dead. He's dead. Can't wait for the pcp to get permanently demonetized Touches turns purple. Yes. Oh god There's only one thing I more I want to say on the subject of stories of multiplayer games Before we move on to questions here My earliest multiplayer game memory that that I have is is is ethan We all we all know ethan if any of this particular pack legendary person of the best boy here Pucky boy himself. Yeah. Yeah before I knew what he looked like before before I heard him I I was playing minecraft with him and he was like, hey, we should join a tiny chat And then we should like we should like see what each other sounds like So I turn on my mic in in this fucking tiny chat, which if you know tiny chat fucking press one for tiny chat And and I was like, uh, hello, and he was like, ha ha your voice sounds gay and they turn his voice and his and his voice was even higher Ha ha ha And that was the beginning of our fucking friendship was building minecraft a gay bad gay bathhouses and you know all the associated war It was fantastic. And that's and that's why I meant fucking editor The spicy row pack was through fucking minecraft and my my best boy. I love them with all shout out Uh, yeah, so fucking multiplayer games. Good. Shit. That's that's how I made most of my fucking friends What is the pcp? But uh real online multiplayer game Yeah, we're gonna go cp mmo. That's the real question here The the fucking currency that you can buy stuff with will be the pc pennies. We'll be our real cryptocurrency We're gonna it's gonna start with the rowdy fuckers once I fucking gamify the rowdy fuckers cop killers Um, that will be that would be the beginning. Yeah, that would be the beginning day by day You'll gamify it more and more until it is just a real video game. That's the plan. That is actually the plan It's just it's gonna have so much feature creep Like the creature the features are just gonna creep in so they're just they're never gonna stop creeping in Just just just like creepers you could say from the Oh, there is you might you might say It's just just like that song about creepers. That's like click click boom I play minecraft every day, but not at night. I love that There you go. That's it my shit. Uh, all right read done. Jesus christ. We get to the fucking questions now, please I'm dying. I'm only going for an hour I I mean that we're floundering is what I'm saying here. That's what I'm saying Okay, this is great. Hey, can I tell you a secret guys? Okay. No, I once had a minecraft channel Oh Yes, is it called purple minecraft or dot org? It is called fit em see No It was terrible. I think he has like a subscribers right now. It was like terrible audio. Yeah, it had like six videos and then I Or do you want to be a fun game to see who can get it first? Uh, I won't I won't say the name now because I want to review the videos to see if I Reveal any personal information on them. So by the time the video goes up If if if it's okay content, maybe it's you'll be linked in the description if I remember Yeah, all right, cool the hunt begins whenever someone brings up that they have like a minecraft youtube channel I always feel really bad because it's like there's been tens of thousands of minecraft youtube channels That have tried to get their feet off the ground and failed And then you got me some mid 20s Fuck boy that just comes along and makes a couple videos and it just blows up randomly like youtube is a That's life. You're in the right place the right time. I guess The whole minecraft youtube Genre is like full of people who just make some one thing that suddenly Uh, it becomes a new trend like that fucking yeah, the the realistic minecraft with the green screen hands That we were looking at the other day. And you know furthermore There's a whole genre of minecraft videos where a guy just green screens his hands I mean if you're putting yourself up against like every individual minecraft channel out there Like you're putting yourself up against people who's just videos are just like Number 25 of my minecraft mining dirt. Let's play it today. We're gonna spend 25 days mining dirt Yeah, there you go, but you do real shit you do lore you did the deep web hacks and stuff That's uh, that's just got a more more panache more style. Plus you do a bunch of stuff Nate will you please read the pity question from the twitter, please? Okay, let's let's let's shift over here read a little pity question. Um What do we got here? What do we got here? Okay, uh, here's one that's not terrible at owl one three seven three This might be an obvious question, but bear with me here asks during the robot uprising Which pcp member will be most likely to be mistaken for a robot? Why do you always that's a good question? That's I insist That's good insist on reading the worst that's not there possibly Uh, taboo, but you will see there you go. Yes, it's taboo. No one has seen me I could be just like an apple in your phone. But that's oh, yeah, oh mage could be essentially Have you guys tell them the new iMage? The new the new update really fucks everything and destroys the uh the feng shui. It's it's called the touch of death Oh Geez, uh, um that was terrible. That was terrible. Nate. I hope that was a good question You just had a bad attitude. That's your problem in life. My friend. You got a bad attitude Final verdict. Is it safe to mine at night a vastly superior question? Oh Jesus the most obvious question in the world. Well, it's either complicated question It's not safe, but you should probably do it anyway. Well, listen listen Mining at night on hardcore mining at night is in fact against god's law. You have to understand that But but that that being said that being said if you live like being black or gay That that's right Yeah, correct But if you live in anarchy if you live in a world of madness where you where you are hidden from the light of god's love Like on two p two b Or whatever. Yeah, no wait wait. I'm sorry. Uh, whatever. Did you actually make a mistake? I was a joke. No wait two p two t, right? Two b two t two b two t There you go If you're on there you are hidden from the light of god's love and so like i'm not i'm not saying that you should do it But i'm saying that it is like you can get away with it, but you shouldn't do it. Anyway, it is a sin It's of course you probably should do it though. Oh my god. That reminds me of three years ago There was this troll account on two b two t. His name was build smash And he basically masqueraded around as this in real life missionary for god And you were constantly post bible passages And i like correct people on their like Arrogant sinful ways and oh, it's like me when i was like 13. That's exactly what i used to do. Hell yeah You don't remember bible bot But yeah bible bot was an offshoot of build smash and it's like it was the greatest troll of all time Because you've got all these edgelord fedoras. Yeah, and you're trolling them with god. It is They just can't resist the baited bible bot is fucking legendary. I fucking love all about Ethan made a discord version of bible bot. That's still in the works now, but you can let me know you can do Uh x much point verse and shit like that. It's fucking dope. It's dope as hell. I love bible bot Dude, that's sick. I'm gonna scroll up here. Um, um, I have a question Okay, uh by giffy or jiffy. Uh, what do you miss most about old school minecraft? Good question. Good question. The no hunger meter I miss the oof sound that steve used to make. Oh, is that gone? That's a classic. Yeah Now it's just a cracking of a bone. Oh, that sucks. I hate that How old school are we talking about though? Um, I miss i mean like like early, uh, beta I I what I miss is um the lack of choice. There's too many blocks too many colors I can't decide on how to like build my base And I always default to cobblestone and wood because i'm just an yo, dude And I can't be bothered to like plan out how to find and get all these fucking materials We didn't talk about a little bit like minecraft the actual game. We'll see that's I mean, I want to put on the record that I think minecraft was like pretty shit and like not like fun is like a game But I love to play I love I have to agree because I've never I've never stuck with it Whenever I tried to play it because I just it's just I would always get in there and then suddenly realize like wait a minute It's I've done this before I just got to break some trees and build a hut. That's why I don't want to I don't want to do that I loved minecraft. I but the last time I sincerely and truly loved minecraft like when I love minecraft I play when the horses came out and my biggest goal was like to make like the biggest stable with all every single type of Horse in it. Oh, that's nice beautiful. It was so fun I distinctly remember the most fun. I ever had playing minecraft and it was I was like I was playing single player because single player is superior to multiplayer. That's gay Uh, it was just I was just dicking around and then I was just like on the wiki because I'm a total noob Learning about like various stuff you can do and I I decided for myself. I want to build a sugar cane factory Once I decided upon that to then have to explore the labyrinthine system to get like all the components necessary To make that happen labyrinthine whatever to make that thing assemble I needed like I needed like nether or or whatever and like I didn't even know what that is or that the nether even existed So I had to like learn about that and how to get there and construct like an obsidian portal like Having a goal for yourself like that and then doing what it takes to get there and exploring the mechanics that way That is the most fun you can have playing minecraft in my humble opinion Dwarf Dwarf Fortress was the same like I never like I would like set up you gotta make goals for yourself You gotta be like, okay. Well, how do I build a farm and then you go and you look up how to build a farm And you try to make it happen. How do I set up an army? You go and you look you do research and then you like try and make it happen Yeah, yeah, I guess I never really set have like a goal for myself. That's the big bump once you get that It gives you a sense of purpose. I want to say a thing quickly I just I just remembered one single complaint. I have one minecraft still to this day Like, you know, apple is a minecraft, right? They were like we are from almost the very beginning If not the very beginning and we still don't have apple pie That is I am upset if that's true Other pies the community needs to answer for this. Yeah, like pumpkins came out I think and there was pumpkin pie or something right wasn't there. I haven't played Yeah, exactly. See well, and there's cake The reason why I said minecraft is shit It is for I had one very specific reason in my mind Is because they keep adding shit that I don't care about and I think just bloats up the game As opposed to adding things that I actually care about like, okay Back in the old days there was just like dirt and they were just like, you know, like stone It like in the underground like those were your blocks now. There's like different types of stone But they both look like shit like they look absolutely awful and you would never want to use them And they're just like like I wouldn't be opposed to have like a different type of stone But just make it look like an actual human. They're not like a weird AI It looks fucking abysmal and they keep like weird awful things. They just think you're stupid add good things Then I like it It's it there's just too much choice It it when it comes to like designing a castle or designing an interior of a place It's you can do anything Anything now you can you can have multicolored Can we all agree that there's not enough purple in minecraft? There's very there's scant there's scant. Look, but you know what I will say I will say not enough though. Well, okay There was another question that is relevant to this. It was fun bill asked What is your favorite minecraft block and not my answer was definitely obsidian Even though it's like the edgy's like literal sasuke choice obsidian too. Yes obsidian is purplish and it makes the purple Old style cobblestone old style cobblestone with the black lines. Oh, yeah. Oh, what did you say fit? My favorite is one thing. Yeah, just are adding now for the next update the sea pickle I'm not aware of this They're adding so much new stuff in this update But it's like too little too late because it's like it's been eight years already But they finally added spears and you can do a fucking Toon jump in the rain And it's baller as fuck and I've been waiting for it. I saw the trident. I saw the trident video. It was nuts Yeah, it's god damn. It's like all this cool shit, but now minecraft is like going way down a popularity It's just too little too late like they didn't yeah Best block mossy cobblestone. That's a good one. That's a good one I remember whenever me and my friends but like find like like a like a dungeon I'd be like take whatever you want from the chest. I don't care. Just give me the mossy cobble. I only ask for the mossy cobblestone That's all I care about Please sir extends out his hands. Please sir. Just one more mossy cobblestone. Just sustain me, please I'm looking at the sea pickle and this looks fucking gross, but like really funny. Okay. I also like cake Actually, I'm not sure if that counts but whatever my favorite my favorite block My favorite block and which I made like like I like my my first 2b2d base was made out entirely out of this material Was like melon brick I love the melon brick and then you can like make your food into like a construction Question question. Is that a brick or I thought that those were just literally like melons like they just are cubes Yeah, they can be used as construction material. Yeah, you can yeah, well Sure, okay. Okay. It's just when you said brick. I thought you had to go through a process to convert a melon into a brick And that's okay. All right. Yeah, I'm saying as opposed to like so it's a literal edible house that you can just eat if you want to Exactly. It was it's beautiful. It's fucking like oh cakes and melons are the only uh food sort of things that you can put down, right? Yeah What's kind of cool about cakes is that on 2b2t when the lag is so severe that you can't even eat Cakes are the only way to stop yourself from starving to death Why is there a right click and you instantly fill up your hunger bar? Whereas with the other foods you have to have And it takes like five minutes sometimes if the tps is below So like you'll be you'll be trying to eat it But your your stamina will be like ticking down and you'll just like die before you can actually get the thing in your face Oh, okay. All right. All right is op I I I changed my mind my my actual favorite block is the sign Mostly because of like the history and the memories that can invoke when you go back to a place That you remember writing a sign in and you're like, oh Oh, yeah, I happened upon a sign the literal words. I wrote like five years. I happened upon a sign just the beginning of 2b 2t Right Come full circle, uh That just said a little arrow not sucking dick 2018. That was it. That was a whole scene It was good. I I okay I think like everything I said minecraft is actually the best video game ever made because because of because of this What happened? I remember distinctly saying to one of my friends, dude You should be able to like write books like like write. Oh, yeah, wouldn't it be cool to do that? And they're like, oh, that's never gonna happen and I was like Yeah, you're right next time you can write in books. That is that is a game changer right there. That is a game changer I just remembered with the books. Um one time I had like I hosted a little server Like it was a bit of a role-play server between me and my friends And I wrote the whole story and they had to follow the story and they had to find books to continue the story Instead of it. It was really really fun. That's awesome. I was fucking sick Hey, hey, somebody was just talking you were talking about feature creep I just wanted to say that a feature creep is literally what completely broke Terraria and made terraria boring and shit because it no longer You literally have no fucking brain cells left no Terraria Terraria originally had a very clear path line that went from like your base house Then you go to like jungle biome once you build yourself up You've mined some decent ore from underground then you eventually get to like the I don't even remember like other stuff Happens then you get like to the fantasy realm and then there was a linear path that was literally did not affect that It made it so bloated and clunky and annoying The features they added didn't add any new fucking biomes. All they fucking add was more shit to do The fucking the be the beehive was a new one. That's one. Uh, I don't know That's just in that's just in the that's just okay. That's just a small structure that is inside of the jungle So you need to go there anyway You're fucking fag. It's already okay to be fair. I haven't actually played terraria since those updates But it just looks shitty Just looks shitty You're fucking rude. Oh, yeah. Oh, I I log into terraria. Oh good. I got like the santa dlc in my fucking chat. Oh, great Thank you terraria. Thank you terraria. It's basically dlc. You don't fucking know fucking shit Base terraria was op and gg to you muchy speaking of terraria I think it's the same people who made a new game called stexel Which is kind of like stardew valley and minecraft had a baby and that's a game. I like playing Didn't I didn't behind babies didn't the terraria people make like some like some like star bound my friends star bound some perpetually early access Shit shithole. It wasn't good, but I don't really know it was like a big disaster. Yeah, I don't know Hey, hey fucking fucking Ethan himself asked a good question. Um, um, yeah, shout out Where do you see the future of 2b2t or more broadly if you prefer minecraft heading? Oh great question I've seen several minecraft slash 2b2t youtuber switch from To other forms of content all together and that seems as though the server slash games decline as of late due to the oversaturation of minecraft based content What do you think that ask question? Um, what do you think for 2b2t as long as there's like at least 10 people playing on it And a couple people pitching in for the server costs. I don't I think it will end once house master just gets bored of running it But here's the thing house master has a cocaine addiction and he needs to fulfill this cocaine addiction So he needs as many shekels as he can get All the players on 2b2t he will run this as long as he can but minecraft itself I actually think because it's just a game that you can put on any platform at this point I think I see it like still being played by a somewhat relatively large player base for years to come. I would say I agree. I don't think it's going anyway I think that the decline of popularity is actually fucking great for specifically 2b2t Because no one wants to deal with the queues Like that's like the main that's like the major thing that they like remove the veteran queue I think I haven't played in a while fucking travesty But but but the main thing is wait. What's the queue? Because 2b2t like people a lot of people want to join it, but also like It's not a huge server anything. So you can't have any people on at once There's like a queue to get in so like you can be put in like a you know Like a hundred player queue and eventually they'll tick down and then when it's your turn you can get inside the server And you can stay there for as long as you want But anyway, the the main thing the main thing that I think is good Is that like like once 2b2t becomes like like a niche thing like I think minecraft is kind of heading like like just Generally like obviously it was to be a big game, but like it's nowhere near the popularity it had And eventually it'll just it like it eventually will die the death just became like a niche game That'll be great because then the community will be small again You'll just be able to have that that like rich small like like you know everyone on the server and you and you uh You know, you know what their deal is I that's great And I love that and I miss that because I joined like before like you know the rusher invasion and stuff So I so I really miss that uh small You know like 30 players on at a time in the middle of the night. I miss that and I think it will be good Hey, I got I got two questions here to read. They're they're they're very important Okay, these won't take long first meme manifest asks a question Uh, do you agree that minecraft sex mods should make the boobs more seeable fit? Would you care to comment? Like wait, I was reading a statistic Wasn't it like back in 2014 on point hub like minecraft was one of the most searched terms Like what the fuck it's incredible Uh, what I think if this guy doesn't like the way the boobs look in the minecraft sex mods He needs to get on it and and and fill that Demand himself Meme manifest meme well, you know what to be fair meme manifest is asking if they should be more seeable So I guess it's a taste question. He's asking here. Um, I don't know It's obviously why would you have a sex mod like we have have multiple mods man Make it so you make a sex a boob slider, you know, let us let us choose let us choose Uh, and here's our artificial academy two mod for my craft. Yeah, and here's a second question Of course, of course, uh, what a legend Um, mozilla fennekin asks another question. Do you even lift fit mc? Do you even lift? Oh god Well, I mean, Nate, you and I are both uh browsers of the infamous fit board When I first made my channel a couple years back, I'm like, well, I play minecraft But unlike most minecraft players, I actually go to the fucking gym I just called myself fit mc and then like At first my fans were like, oh, this is probably some fat guy in his 40s Like he's just playing minecraft all day and then I did my face reveal and they were just like flabbergasted Yep. Yep. Got him Dad's on those haters Like a true fit boy. I have an instagram account too. So I Yeah, you have to Congrats, you know, there was there was the original title for this episode was going to be fitness and minecraft There's going to be a double topic extravaganza Unfortunately that lost to the winds of time Oh, let's do fitness and have fit mc back. Oh, that would be legendary All these questions I have a question Yeah, yeah By smickelkun, which do you like more mining or crafting for me? It's definitely crafting. I love crafting I like making but but how does one craft without previously mining that's a chicken and an egg problem here No, no, no like see what what do you like more? It doesn't mean like you Okay, okay. Just just just I assume crafting includes like building. Yeah architecture. Yeah. Yeah. I prefer the crafting I think I lean toward more towards the mining personally because you you know I'm a guy who loves grinding in video games and mining is just like you're you're dead Like like when you're in your mining you can just be mindlessly doing that Well, like listening to like some let's play or you know, just like content online or something Whatever man podcast mining is just it's just like some chill It's just just to tune out and just start just start whacking blocks And then with the occasional little dopamine rush when you find when you find something good like you're always mining for a purpose So you've always got that but when you're like in the eight hour grind of mining out your your expansive You know underwater's a pleasure dome Then you know, it's nice to just send out and do that I have listened to entire pot like from beginning to end of an entire podcast while mining sure me too Problem with mining though is that you're doing the same repetitive task over and over which means you have a lot of time to think And that usually leads to an existential crisis Crafting is infinitely better than mining Yeah, okay. All right. If you've got a lot of demons in your head, you're definitely going to lean on the crafting side of this That's All right, what is anything else here? I think we're good. I think I'm good Fit is there anything you would like to plug here at the end here? um In true fashion of being a fitness slash minecraft youtuber follow my instagram phitems me sippy cup boy Hell yeah, dude, hell yeah Well, it's been fucking great. It's been fantastic. What a great time to have you on here And it's so nice that you like our content in general and uh, you know I've been watching what we're doing and Great to meet you. Great to talk to you. Yeah, I was trying not to fan boy Uh, same Hashtags stay humble that meme with the woman being confused in those math problems around Oh, yeah, exactly. 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