 Ahoy-hoy, welcome to another dank memes video, where I go over a long list of SCP memes submitted from the dank memes from Site-19 subreddit. Let's get started. Oh right, this is like an alignment chart, but for a Cognito Hazard. Well no, not really, because I don't know, Cognito Hazard is really, it's not Hazard is to know about, Hazard is to observe, and Hazard is to touch, those aren't technically by definition Cognito Hazards I think, but it doesn't matter. The whole reason, the only reason that I bothered including this was because it includes Roco's Basilisk, and obviously you should look up what Roco's Basilisk is, you'll really, you'll really enjoy it. The important part is that I'm sharing it with you, and therefore propagating the effect of the Cognito Hazard. You should look it up. I could do a whole video actually on Roco's Basilisk, but it wouldn't be SCP themed, so I probably won't. It is fun though, and it would be interesting if you included something like, well you know, Roco's Basilisk could be something in the SCP universe, but anyway. The 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami, why would the Gate Guardian do this? There are, to my knowledge, three different SCPs on the SCP wiki, including the Gate Guardian is one of them, that purport to be the source of the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami. Not all of them are explicit about it, but I think one or two of them are. So the Indian Ocean tsunami was apparent, I think it maybe it was a confluence of events caused by multiple SCPs going haywire at the same time. Who knows. Me who said something about SCP, have mercy, please. There is no mercy. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I love the comments on this, the first one is, I hate him, I hate him so much. Who is that? Oh, one of the SCP writers who has his own YouTube channel, and no he is not just the guy who says you're wrong about the SCP foundation, which is true, that's nice, and someone replies you're wrong about that. Seriously though, Dr. Samarian, the boring anime antagonist, and then finally, the best comment. That's how it feels, he's right most of the time because of how there's no canon and he's been part of the group for a long time, although I'm not sure what you mean by group, maybe writers? But he's such an asshole about it, that's nice, that's a nice feeling. Anyway, Clef is way more chaotic than Brian, and is the one that should have a list for what he can't do. Agreed. A game with a high budget, a game with a low budget, SCP games, wait what? Are there any SCP games with a high budget? Not that I can think of, I mean you could, if you consider SCP inspired games to be SCP games, but I don't, like control is inspired by the SCP foundation, but it's not an SCP game, and I can't think of any that have high budgets, they're all working on a shoestring budget and some of them do better with it than others, but if I'm wrong, if I'm wrong and somebody can think of a full on SCP game that actually has a decent budget, we're talking hundreds of thousands or more, then let me know. Scientists measuring every variable to ensure a better understanding of the anomaly, misspelled anomaly, let's check some D-class at the fire breathing meat grinder, that oughta do the trick, yeah, there's a lot of SCPs on the wiki that, oh boy, the SCP foundation as portrayed early on is comically incompetent, I mean it's so comically incompetent they even created a whole canon called Lull Foundation to allow them to be eat, because they were like, that's a neat story idea, let's do more stuff where they're comically incompetent, oh man, yeah it's bad, it's bad, I'm immortal, the SCP foundation 682, what does that mean, it means we should try and kill him, oh five council, no it doesn't, I'm doing voices I think fit these characters, I don't know the voices of the SpongeBob characters, termination test log, stop it guys, he's adapting, oh my god, this is exactly what I was just talking about, that the SCP foundation has this thing where it's like, oh yeah, let's just be fucking stupid for a while, as a plot point, let's make our characters really do dumb things as always bothered me, and it's nice that the SCP foundation mostly doesn't do this kind of stuff anymore, and hasn't for about five years now at least, Haha chainsaw go burr, Dr Brighton lore, I want to die, though let's be fair, like even, this is again, same exact problem, early on Dr Brighton was more meme-y than he was serious, I think what happens is that the writers like, create these characters and then they have fun with them, and because they had fun with them they become super popular, but then they think, ah man I should become, I should do this more seriously, I gotta be a serious writer, and then shit happens and they try to make it more serious, and it's good stuff because they've spent a long time and they have gained experience with writing, so it's good stuff, but it just doesn't strike the same chord with everybody, and it's not as shareable and it's not as meme-able, and this is how characters become more realistic, you're providing a reason for disliking a skip so the author can improve their writing skills, downvote without commenting, okay, I'm gonna look you in the camera, anyone, the guy who posted this and anyone else who looks at it and goes, yeah that happens to me all the time, I'm gonna talk to you, I'll give you a very short little monologue here, it's not gonna be that bad, but you gotta listen, okay, your writing process should not include posting it to the wiki to get feedback, yes you can get feedback from posting it to the wiki, but you should have a finished quality product before it goes up, if people don't comment, that's not really, I mean I love having comments on my articles, the more comments they have, I'd rather have people talking about how they like it more than I would like to have the upvotes, but the upvotes are really nice too, but in the end nobody owes you anything at all, they don't know, like sorry man, if you didn't get it, if you didn't get it to a high enough quality before you posted it, that's your problem, not anyone else's and it's no one else's responsibility to help you fix it, you want to improve your writing skills, improve your writing skills, that's it, you don't write shit, throw it up and be like, how come no one's helping me get better, you're supposed to do that before you post it, post it when you're comfortable with it, but if you post it and you're comfortable, that's the lesson, that's you learning to get better, that's you looking and going, you know what, my self-evaluation of what is and isn't a high quality article may not be good, I think I need to work on that, have an idea for an SCP, write a synopsis and post it to Reddit, can't make an account on the SCP wiki, can't make an account on the SCP wiki, I am, okay, so there are genuinely serious barriers that probably need to be dealt with on the SCP wiki for joining, but I swear to you, swear to you, if you are committed to joining and you do the work and you take the time and it's not just a lark, this is the thing, it's the fucking thing, if it's a lark you're like I'm gonna join the SCP wiki and write a thing and then you try it and it doesn't work and then you just stop, that's on you, well no that's on both of you, the wiki and you, if you take that, if you're really committed to joining the SCP wiki, you will be able to join the SCP wiki, full stop, there's a lot of barriers, the system is broken as fuck, but it does work if you take the time to make it work and if you don't, again that's on you, killing an enraged god, this is about the GOC, killing an enraged god, nobody talks about that, nobody wants to talk about that, making a chair into angry woodchips, oh my god, you monsters! The funny part is that honestly the GOC is, I've never been a big fan of it, a lot like the chaos insurgency, it's just meant to be like a reflection of what the SCP foundation isn't, to make the SCP foundation seem cooler and or better, and by better I mean like not so much the bad guys, but in the end the GOC is pretty boring and so it's interesting, that's the problem, it's boring in and of itself, like JoJo McRiderson on the SCP wiki is not going to create some better version, maybe he can't, I'm not saying he can't, but it's probably not going to create some better version of the giant governmental organization that destroys all evil whatever's, but he can deconstruct that very common trope in fiction that exists all over the place with the woodchipping of a chair and show how it's not a good idea, that is a novel concept and it's not a fully novel concept that exists as well out there, but it is more novel than the base concept, which is why it's more popular. The GOC is boring, I mean people can make it not boring, but the GOC is pretty boring, it's tactical, it's fucking they destroy things, cool, cool, cool, oh is that the last one? That is the last one, well I hope you enjoyed all of the memes today, thank you very much for watching, I'm thinking of doing, you guys can let me know in the comments down below if you're interested in this, I'm thinking of doing a reaction I have not watched it yet, I'm not sure if I want to do a blind reaction or if I want to watch it first and then actually react to it, but I'm thinking of doing a reaction to SCP Overlord on the channel, just doing my standard critique of story, sound design, directing, editing, and acting, I have an inclination from the way people talk about it that I'm gonna like it, so it may not be as interesting as I think it's going to be, it's only interesting if I have things that I can point out that it's doing wrong, which is sad about our society, but it's very true about society and this channel, it's much more interesting to be able to point out the things that something is doing wrong than the things that's doing right, nobody wants to pay attention to the things that things are doing right, but we'll see, anyway let me know in the comments if you think that's a good idea, I'm probably gonna do it anyway, but I am curious what you guys think, then head on down and hit the subscribe button and hit the notification bell next to that so you're notified when I upload new videos and I'm talking directly to you Ethan, hit the subscribe button, I know you've been watching my YouTube videos and not being subscribed, you gotta hit the subscribe button in the notification bell Ethan, this isn't a joke. 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