 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is the Henry Stickman Collection and today we are playing Kevin. Oof, really feels like that's causing me some head trauma or something, but no, there's no signs of me getting confused or anything. Anyway, we already played this game, it was fantastic, had a brilliant time, but we got a horrible ending which basically was me... ...on starving in the desert, I would assume, but uh... Yeah, we're gonna try and get a different ending, because it seems quite open-ended. Okay, so I think the prologue, you have to go in with this guy, so we're gonna go on to escaping the prison. Let's try and escape in a different way this time. Okay, so last time, I think I used a cell phone to call my lawyer, which honestly, I shouldn't have to sneak in on a cake, that's like my rights, isn't it? This time, let's just try filing my nails, look really pretty for the guards, and maybe I can convince them. Oh no, wait, we're gonna do the window or the cell door. Okay, try the window. I bet I'm on like the 17th floor or something, I can feel it. Yeah, there I go. Ha ha ha, for fuck's sake, like how long would it have taken days to file down that window the whole time he's on by like the 15th floor? Alright, let's retry it. Let's try it on the door. Ah, ah, ah! I didn't know there was quick time events. Why are the quick times in this game so literal? They are so quick, it's hard to react in time. Oh god, what do I do? A belt of grenades or chair? Belt of grenades sounds just like a horrible idea, but I'm gonna go with it anyway. Oh, fantastic, that could not have gone worse. Okay, there we go, a chair. We're out of there. Oh, now I gotta decide left or right. Left is back towards the prison, so go that way. I just feel like the stupid choice might be the right choice this time, because you wouldn't go with the obvious one, would you? Oh no, you should have gone with the obvious one. Okay, I fell down. Oh my god, there's so many choices. What do I do? I have to do plungers. What the? No, not like that. Okay, but it's working. Let's hope these prisoners are loyal and they don't tell on me as I go down. Fantastic, I escaped! Okay, but now we gotta steal the bloody diamond. Let's try and sneak in this time instead of busting in on my little moped. I like words with that many syllables. Use this one. I like how it's such a complicated gadget and then the instructions are this. Great. Maybe I should have put like a little slide or something up to a window and I could have slid in there. Instead of just starting to water. But hey, it's the circle of life. I just watered the plants, right? I like the sound of an anti-gravity cap. I'm just gonna fly off into space aren't I? Yep, there we go. All right, off we go. All right, jumble hoppers. Surely these won't go as high as space, will they? No, I'll just backflip into a pool of water. Oh my god, what if they were all people who liquefied themselves and I just jumped into a pile of corpses? Shrinkray it is! Oh, look at me, honey, I shrunk the stick man. Oh my god, is that an Alaskan bull worm? Oh, I think that was me dying. I looked a little bit pathetic. Okay, I'm down to the teleporter and pick. I'm going to pick teleporter. Fantastic, I'm in space again. Wait, I fell down and I'm okay. The teleporter actually worked, but now how do I deal with the guard? By taking this invisibility pill that was advertised to me online on a sketchy website, of course. The game lost track of me, it couldn't find me. Okay, retry. A penny. If we shove it down his throat, maybe we can choke him on it. Or just a distraction. Okay, that works too. Okay, how do I get down to the diamond? Drop? Like mission impossible? Or wormhole rifle like an idiot? Yeah, that one. Fantastic. I mean, I did drop it. I got two in one answers. Okay, that's a long explanation, which I'm not going to read. I don't want to be here to learn. I just want to play a video game. Okay, just drop. No wires for me. Okay, I'm dead. Fantastic. Now, how do we actually get in there? Laser cutter or hammer? I like to go to old fashioned hammer now. Simple, you can't really go wrong. Now, how do I get out? What is my escape? A cannon, a plank or a cheese? I'm a bit hungry. Go for the cheese. What is this even going to do? I just did nothing. He just kind of looked at me. All right. Cannon it is. Uh-oh, dude. Don't I'm dead, aren't I? Yeah, I'm dead. Of course. Yeah, that works nice little box of hay to catch me. And how do I deal with the guard drop the diamond on him? I know it's effective at killing because I've killed myself with it like 10 times already. Fantastic unseen burglar. I'm going very sneaky so far. I didn't get caught escaping. And I didn't get caught getting the diamond either. I mean, if you take out all the failures and whatnot. Like I'm not saying it was flawless, but like in in Canon. I didn't listen to talk about cannons. I have a bit of PTSD. What happened with the other Canon, but like in this timeline. This is what happened. I'm flawless. I think I used cannonball. Let's go with earpiece. I don't know how this is going to help me. That I give you heads up. There's a guy down there, a bad guy. So yeah, that didn't help at all really. How am I going to kill him? I'm pretty sure more people die per year with vacuums than C4 or acid. So let's try vacuuming him. There we go. I got some bad guys. That is a good vacuum. I like big words because they always go wrong and I like seeing what happens. Is it alternate dimensions with a flick of a switch? Okay. I hope I don't go to one of those dimensions where I failed. You went to the first dimension. Okay. Okay. I think I'm just thinking about it. But rather than going in there with a disguise, I'm just going to go in there with some glue. I'll be a glue salesman. God damn it. We're never on the same wavelength. I wanted to be a glue salesman. Glue here. Get your clue. Just on their airship. How do we get across the gap? I could use this Five Nights of Freddy's version of Tails. Platform maybe. I don't know where this platform comes from. I kind of want to try it just because he seems to spawn it in. Fantastic. The amount of gruesome deaths he's getting today. All right, Robo Helper. I choose you. Oh my God. Thank God that didn't land on me. That was fucking close. Okay. It worked. Wait, can he not stay with me? Might be helpful. He's acting sus. He's standing at the carrot swipe, but he's not swiping it. How will I deal with him? Ah, good old bone melt. Oh, I could go for a bone melt right about now. Well, that worked. See, and I swipe my carrot just fine. He was the imposter. I'm going to spook this dude with a spider on a stick. Oh, he's not afraid. Okay. That works too. No, I just got to get out of here. Make an animal noise. Yeah, that's good. That's code for please get me off this ship. Make another animal noise. I'm just in their ventilation system. Bang. Eventually they're going to have to land and get an engineer to check it out. And then once the engineer finds me, he'll whisk me off to safety. I just keep banging at him. He's going to think the walkie talkie just fell off the ship into a field. Okay, that's 10 bars. That's enough bars for one day. I don't need your help. Sorry, I just thought you needed some help. No, if you don't understand, I don't want you here. Okay, but maybe I still need you here. I'm trying to reroute the power. Oh, the poor guy's photographs. I wonder what they were photos of. Hopefully not embarrassing pictures of me at that Christmas party. All right, let's go worms mode on him. As the wise philosopher Shrek once said, Henry, this is the part where you run away. Let's be real. No one was surviving that anyway. Time for a force gun. Perfect. They're dealt with. What's going? And off he goes. That was flawless. You know, other than the flaws, I think a lot of them were arrested. Fantastic. Anonymous source. No, I want the credit. Jeez, there's 60 fails. Look, that's not bad. Actually, I only failed 11 times. Okay, this is the part where I got locked up at the wall again. I don't understand how I got locked up because I haven't been caught at all through this entire thing. We're missing chunks of the story. It's very Pulp Fictionary. It's jumping all over the place. All right, I'm going to charge tackle the guy at the door this time. There we go. Probably should have cell doors instead of just people standing there. I'm going to put on Sonic's shoes since so far 100% of Sonic options have worked out. Okay, now it's 50%. I'm just no clipping out of there. I've been kicked. All right, fair enough. I didn't kind of cheat there. That was such a weird option. All right, give me a random item please. I mean, this is also kind of like no clipping. I just went to the ghost mode. What is this? It's getting a little map of directions to go. I'm going to battle the tank. Yep. That was a fun battle. All right, how about this guy with the boxing gloves? May as well be battling a tank. It's still a one hit knockout. Okay, this guy with a sword then. I just want to beat someone. Yes, I killed someone. I did it. Okay, now what do I do with the truck? Costume, truck, sandwich, sandwich, hungry. God, look at all that mass. How many calories were in that thing? It's just chock full of protein. Or maybe it was just a burst of steroids that were off pretty quick. There we go. A hit and run always works wonders. Oh, until you run a bit too fast. There we go. I'm going to bail. Cares are dangerous. It's always parachuting. God, how many times is he going to die today? Oh, God. Okay, at least I'm not dead from this crash. Oh, and look, I got a warp stare. Why is he giving me so much time here? Okay, if you could have done that all this time, could you not have done it a bit earlier? Oh, no, because it's going to bring you exactly to the jail so we were in earlier. I mean, I could just start that whole tangent again. Yeah, I'm just going to surrender. Yeah, just bring me back. You made the right choice. Wait. Is this just the end? Okay. I thought there might be a bit of a twist, but no, it's just surrender and go back to solitary. Oh, God, I just got a warp stare again. I didn't mean to do that. I was just spamming click to try and skip. I have to say, Henry, I'm impressed. I know, I know you said it like four times already. Airbag. There we go. How do I escape? I've picked all the options. Okay, I guess I just have to wait. I have to say, Henry, I'm impressed. I really am. You are the first person to escape the wall, but this is the end for you. You've got two options here, Henry. I may have replayed this a few too many times. What? You don't do anything, I guess? Please. I just don't want to hear that line again. Okay. Well, that worked. Presumed dead. Fantastic. Walk home. I'm going to starve once again. Freezing and starving. Wait, what was that? All right, let's just pretend that didn't happen and move on. All right, we're on to completing the mission and we've got a whole different set of options. I'm really confused what's going to happen here. All right, government support private investigator and presumed dead. Yeah, I didn't meet Ellie. Well, I did, but I just, I was too afraid to talk to her. We were in the same cell and I just kind of ran out of there. You want to help me take him out for good? No, don't give him a thumbs up. We're out of that life. We got an out. Why would you go back in to try and attack his space station? It's just like last time. No, it's nothing like last time at all. We're in space. How am I going to get a board? Send me in a trash ball. All right, I've seen you do trash. I know you're innocent. The top bats have no clue you're there now. Yeah, true. But how do I get in? Oh, a hot knife. I know for a fact. If I use a hot knife, this video will go viral. The knife that's surreal. Yeah, I know. I've seen the YouTube videos. You dropped it, didn't you? Yeah, that's flying off into space now. That might cut open the sun. Ah, dead hostamatechia. All right, let's go with the super accurate laser shot. I hope that's not sarcastic. Fantastic. All right, let's try again. Charles, you come up with an idea because I'm sick of them. I'm the bold action man. What? Okay, never let Charles do the ideas ever again. I've always wanted to do that. Why? Why have you always wanted to crash into an international space station, Charles? Someone said off or two. Oh my God, I'm going to vent. I'm going to vent right in front of Charles. This will test our friendship. Damage to core. Please evacuate. He saw me vent. I got to kill him. I got to kill him. Come on. Well, that was intense. Can't wait to go home. Wait, what? I'm leaving it behind. Oh, no, Charles. It was not a good plan. We just drove into their space station and everyone died. Mission complete, but at what cost? I will not accept that ending. I've been through this too many times now among us making friends and then losing them. Oh, we even put little headphones on his gravestone. Valiant hero. No, I won't accept that ending. He didn't deserve to die. And on top of that, it seemed like he was more the hero than me and I'm a little bit jealous. So what if you go back to the prison and then you get a boost up and you help Ellie? She understands animal noises. This is clearly the best way to do it. Wait, she didn't even give me a boost up. She didn't even help. All right. And now since I have a teammate, I can pretend to be just a really tall guy in an overcoat. Hey, buddy. Yeah. I don't really see how being taller was supposed to help either. How about this one? Huh? Little bit of a distraction. Yes. There we go. Huh? Okay. Yes. Everyone's dancing. All right. Now kill them. Kill them. No, don't join in. That doesn't help at all. All right. Bounce bros. It is. Okay. I guess you have to be bros to pull that off. Synchronize. Take down it is. We're not the best team really. Are we? I just released all the prisoners in the wall. You know what? That might be a good thing. You can't get me. I'm behind the scare board box. Okay. I got to pick one each and you're going to use a crossbow and I'm going to throw a grenade because Stanley's taking you in. All right. How about this? You use a crossbow and I'll use a sniper rifle. Oh, I 360. There. That's going in the Taj. See that instant replay? Yes. It's already pre-edited for my montage. Just releasing my headphones a little bit. Maybe you can just listen to it through my headphones. Not bad. Noof slur. Loud sounds. All right. I'll use my grenade and you go taze them instead. Perfect. That's great. Everyone is dead now. What do I do then? I haven't used Sniper and Taser, but I'm just going to 360 her again. Oh, no, she tased me and that made the situation better for some reason. Thanks. Can you believe this inmate outbreak? Crazy, huh? Just because we have hats. I don't think we'd pass for carrots. We don't the hell's the accent. Oh, no, he did the meme. There is convict here. Okay. That worked. Nice little distraction. Oh my God. It's a team deathmatch outside. What do I use the knee? What the hell is the knee? Is it just a sore knee? Because I can relate to that. I kind of want to try the knee. Oh, I think I killed them both. All right. Just make a face at him. Okay. That worked. All right. What do we want to do? What is that? Is that a little bicycle built for two? Oh, that's kind of romantic. Wait. You just got hit by a car. No one could survive that, right? Okay. Now he's got to be dead. Look at the size of our hands. Okay. Now onto completing the mission. Can we just do this without any good people dying and include me in that too? Don't let me die either. Okay. I got Charles and Ellie here to help me. It seems like they're planning on launching some kind of space station into orbit. Okay. We're getting there a bit earlier this time. We at least we don't have to go into space again because that was just a disaster all around. Where are we dropping boys? Where are we dropping boys? All right. What are we thinking? I'm kind of liking the parachute option, but at the same time, umbrella, Fortnite. Let's go with that. We got some delinquents on the window of the control tower. I'll take care of it. Oh, God, damn it. No, I'm not good at Fortnite. I forgot. Yeah. The skill level is too high there. Let's try. Let's try a jet pack. Let's never try a jet pack again. Oh, no, wait on the live. Oh, Minecraft. Let's build our way over there. Be careful. Keep shift pressed. Look at them building their little tower. This is going to take hours. Oh, I ran out of blocks. That was fantastic. Can't even be mad. Let's swap. Okay, swap. Wait, swap again. Swap again. Just keep swapping until someone comes up with something. Okay. Good point. I should do something. Um, barrel. Okay. It all kind of worked out somehow. Actually, I landed in front of all of them and quick cause a diversion. Here we go. Is everyone just going to start dancing again? I don't think the beat is ever going to drop. I would be distracted by that to be fair. Yeah. Here we go. Look at that guy. See, isn't this way more fun than me evil you guys? Look at them go. Oh, who do I trust? I don't trust fucking any of them. Go with Henry. Seems like Henry's got a plan. So, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a great idea. You guys do your thing. I'll be ready. What? Who's that? New course set. Where are we headed? I don't know what Henry's plan is. They never explained it. I thought I was going to get chopped up by the rotors there. What was the plan? I don't understand. What a move. Can't believe we did it. They're just like, wow. That was an amazing plan. I just don't explain it and they all lived happily ever after. I would assume at least I'm not in the desert. All right, we're going to end it there. I'm going to accept that as my Canon ending. Some great mystery plan was carried out and that's all you need to know really. It was a success. Who cares about how it was a success? But yeah, I appreciate you watching my stuff. I post every single day. If you want to see more of me also stream over on Twitch. Link for that is in the description. I usually stream like four times a week, but yeah, that's about it. Thank you very much for watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.