 Saw a film called aftermath was trending on Netflix this week. So I thought sure what the hell I hate myself already Let's give it a watch This film is directed by Peter Winther. You might be thinking who's that Adam? I don't know after watching about five minutes of the film. I thought to myself I bet this guy's never directed a movie before How could you tell that Adam well for starters it looked like low-budget crap Secondly the actors who I've seen do good jobs before were terrible Sean Ashmore aka Bobby aka Iceman from X-Men place Kevin He's down on his luck because his brother hung himself when he was younger I don't I don't remember when it doesn't matter and his wife and him are having marital issues Currently he's at a dead-end job It's a pun because he cleans up dead people and he really doesn't know how to repair his marriage because his wife cheated on him Her name is Natalie and she's played by Ashley Green Natalie is a working girl who just doesn't have time to put into this Relationship she has to get her business going Thankfully, they have the worst marriage counselor on the planet who says you know what you two aren't getting along Maybe you should come up with something that you can do together to to make your marriage work Maybe you can talk through your problems or maybe do a hobby together or go on a vacation or I know Invest a bunch of money into a house. You can't afford that'll make your problems go away And so they do favorite line of dialogue is when Natalie says to Kevin. Hey, we can't afford this house So we're gonna really have to make some cuts And I also want you to go to college which last time I checked is free and Also the people selling it to us just up the price by 20 grand and we're just gonna say yeah on the spot I don't even think Natalie seen the house because her first walkthrough of it She's surprised by everything who buys a house without looking at it Especially a house that people were murdered in and you know it I can put all these grapes aside I've done far more generous things for better movies. This is just a bad movie though in general. It's long too It's two hours. Why is this shitty film two hours long? I was asking myself 20 minutes in because we have to talk about their bad marriage Kevin does go back to college and he meets a young little firecracker there that he may cheat on his wife with Really won't do I care? Why am I still watching this movie? Why am I to swallow the gun yet? These are all Legitimate questions. I asked myself why watching this We also have Natalie's side story where she takes on a prominent client And she just can't get her stuff done in time because she's having problems with her stupid husband And because the house might be haunted and trying to kill her that's right Not everything's perfect in this house where people were killed in there is a there's a history here a mystery that the cops I guess clearly didn't bother to look into hey who has time for a proper investigation into a house where multiple people were murdered, right? Okay, Adam, so what if the plot is stupid? It's a horror movie. I don't care I can put all that stuff aside and just focus on the scares Well, you better focus up mister because there's no scares to be found unless the temperature Dropping to 30 degrees does something for you. Whoo. That's bone-chilling stuff. Well, I live in Minnesota Fuckers, I have 30 degree weather for like six months out of the year funny thing about that when I go to bed at night I like to keep my house around 69 degrees Or up to like 71 somewhere in that ballpark somewhere in that range When it drops to like if like the heat goes out, let's say and in the temp drops to Somewhere in the low 60s or upper 50s is being dramatic, but if it got to that level you wake up You're like holy shit. It's cold in this house. So what happens in this film when the temp drops to 30? Not a goddamn thing Natalie gets up. She can see her breath. She's walking around husband Kevin He's not asleep. Maybe it's because the actor is ice man Maybe that's why the cold don't bother him anywhere Elsa Maybe he's just perfectly fine-frozen because he's used to it because he's got ice popping through his veins But he's not the same character here So he should have woke up, but no he just stays in bed and the wife comes back upstairs after hearing noises in the house Doors are shutting figures are moving and he's like What's going on and she's like nothing It's not even because they're fighting. It's just because she I guess doesn't want to give him that information Also Kevin has that great trope where he's the husband that doesn't believe a single thing his wife says Even though this is a house where people were murdered in and his own brother was killed back in the day And he sees murders on like a daily basis So you would think that maybe he'd be more susceptible to the idea that there could possibly be someone Doing something to them in the house, but no he's like I just dismisses everything It also does the thing where the woman clearly sees bad shit going down And she still stays in the house because Kevin wants to stay there and I guess she can't make her own Choices are you kidding me get the fuck out of there? It's so Frustrating to watch what other scary things happen in the movie Adam Well another thing that I found super scary is looking under the bed There's a there's a point where the actress looks down and the camera follows her and there's no one under the bed And then she goes up and the camera goes up and you're like oh my god Nothing that was an intense five seconds for me I would just like to formally thank Netflix with a thank you very much for once again Understanding that I'll watch basically any pile of shit you throw in front of me anything that you can barf out I'm gonna I'm gonna ingest and then get sick later about it, and this is another one after math nah After birth because this film is just the chunky Remains that have been spilled out of better films done before and it's just taking these pieces and Throwing them at the screen and hoping that people will be duped into thinking that once again Netflix has a great movie trending when they don't it's just a bunch of suckers like me hoping that once just once Out of every 50 times they'll get it right instead of once after every 75 or so I don't think I said any spoilers previously, but this is going to be one for the end of the film I just have to say I only think one person dies after this couple moves in and it's The sister they move on so quickly like a month later And they're all laughs and loves and hugs and and they they sold the house and they're moving out My question is how are they not concerned about the sister at all? You would think that they'd be looking for her or you think they would have found her you think that they would have done a Thorough clean out of this house, but nope everything's honky-dory again. So by my new criteria. Should you watch this film? Absolutely not don't see it. Don't even look at a trailer. It's not worth your time Thanks for watching the video make sure to give it a like if you had a good time Subscribe if you haven't already and hopefully I'll see you around the channel if you are subbed and want to do something a little bit Extra outside of just sharing the videos around you could join me on patreon at patreon.com Slash Adam does movies or right here on YouTube via that join button Hope to see you around take care