 I didn't say you wanted an accent, Walsh. What you're gonna love about the master back is the double vanities. Don't look at the claw marks. Don't look at the claw marks. It's all cosmetic. It'll become straight towards you. Yeah, it's like boom, boom, boom. No pausing? God. I know. Wait, do you have the paper? It doesn't matter. But it's legal. What are you gonna do? Throw paper at him? I don't know. He's all like boom, boom, boom. Good God. I know. Three? No, no, that's okay. He never stops, never. Ever? Yeah, it's more like that. Oh God. Boom, boom, boom. What does that even mean? The bullet's coming at him like this, right? I mean, so fast. He couldn't even realize what was going on. And his body kind of automatically tried to spin away from it. But he only got so far. He couldn't even spin around, right? No, because of the way his body was turned. Which I mean, I was shooting at him. But he caught him right here. That's between the jaw and the throat. It's crazy, it's a video tape, you know. And there's a huge spray of Lone Wolf. Oh, I think I was actually standing on his body. I have to go to the ceremony. Well, the snakes was impressive. We was all wondering about that. That looks like a severed head. What should we do? Oh, I reckon we'll just leave it be. And whoever that belongs to, they'll be about to pick it up by and by. Well, your snakes got loose again, Reverend. I better get hit before it gets to the head. I mean... No, there was a problem. No, we can't let this... There's just too much. We can't always beat it. We can, baby. It's 2012. Get your attention. No, no, no. You're exaggerating. You saw the news today. That was just one accident. My friends think this is crazy. You don't even know my father. That's it. They love me if they knew me. It wouldn't matter. They just come out on the whole thing. They won't. That's it. You're not even going to. I trust you are. You know, this is such a superficial thing. This is so not fair. We can't be together because I was born. Why did you have to be born outside the perimeter? Pure. We have an ounce of black blood. What do you mean pure? And it's genes. Not blood. Who knows, we've been floating around our genes for all this century. I'm proud of my great grandmother's turkey. I'd rather be considered Indian than white anyway. Grr. Grr. Who have you been inviting into your home since moving to the city? These are the BFS you want to be queen. Who do you think I am? You're my sister. And we're what? What? We come to the front door. I came to the front door. I'll exit by it. And there it is. I know who I am. Unless we forget. They were a major influence on punk and now he's dead. I'm sorry. My name's lost his cut. Her name's Mitzi. The Doxon Rescue Committee wants me to adopt the Doxon now. There's future with Mitzi. Well, Marvel will donate $5,000 to Doxons if I like them. Everybody's screaming, like me, like me, like me, 40, 40, 40, my god. This Facebook friend's having a really like him. Sad and willing to come. Hey, Groupon has a view on that. So why meet when we can text? I have to tell you face to face. I'm sick. Very sick. I don't see how that's my problem. Tom. Okay, let me just finish this email. Don't be fine for a few hours. Actually, I'm lost. What? What? I was saying that I'm kind of confused. You are confused? Yeah. Maybe we don't. Too lame. You could have reached out to people in the world who speak those languages, giving them something to ruminate on, something pro-plan, something that might have sparked a million questions. Pro-plan? Questions. The difficult kind. The kind that might have altered the thinking of one individual. Yes. Why? But you did that mean money. You were an international superstar. Look what a fuck that got. I should have listened to my pops. I should have been a school teacher. What about you, JC? Any regrets? Only one thing. I should have popped the cap in that nigga, Judas. True! What are you gonna tell people? What are you gonna tell people? That we made out, I guess. Ew, you're gross. Dude, gross. You're grosser. We gotta say something. No, we don't. Look, everyone feels by the lie. We should tell the lie we want to tell. You've never even kissed a person, so no one will believe you. You've kissed everyone. I have not. You have too. Everyone knows you're a whore. I know. And if you tell anyone that, I swear I will cut your nuts off. I won't tell. I've never kissed anyone. Really? Wanna kiss? Ew. Look, we should just get it out of the way. What are you doing here? Yeah! I'm trying to find something. Come on, do I sell it? Really, something I wasn't sure of. Something I didn't even know. I know, we're great. Hey, can you sign it out? Are you trying to be a gay? This is all just an experiment. Jesus Christ, I'm not college anymore. Too old for that shit. Every time I get asked, he's like, you might be halfway taught. Ah! Ah! I'm sorry! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Just give me a chance to... What if your father-in-law and I sit? Oh, okay. This one would be easier. None of the above. This isn't too much, is it? These questions? I mean, if Becky told me I should ask questions, don't ask. It's all paper. And you won't be doing it today. Dating you. Lucky number 13. I was ready for a drink at the door after her. It looks like you want to hang yourself with the belt. Oh. I mean, you think what I'm thinking. Honey, you are not the one, but do you have any hot friends? Bastard! Nude is like a whole school of art. It's like, thinking it like this. If a woman is lying around with no clothes on, eating spaghetti and watching TV, eating spaghetti and watching TV... What do you think women do when they're not around? No. No, she's naked. Painting her, if she were posed, she'd be nude. Forget the spaghetti. I think you're unable to grasp the theoretical distinction here. I think you're an idiot. What? Spaghetti. Go for it. He's adorable. I'm not pursuing him. I just don't want you two either. And why is that? Because if you dated and it worked out, part of me would always wonder what if or more likely it didn't work out, then you'd be your ex and I couldn't go for it. So, no touching. Off limits. Sometimes I'm healing. What? You don't get to cut me off from great guys just so you can keep them in your stable of maybes. Fuck off, you dick. Heading over a guy that neither of us is actually interested in. We're fighting because I'll be damned if you prohibit me from having a man that I don't even really want. Gotcha. I hate fighting with you for someone's attention. You always win. Guys are interested in a lot more than looks, Charlie. I know, but nobody ever says that to you. I just wonder what that's like. Me too. I wasn't sure if you like that sort of thing, the whole post-apocalyptic, tragic comedy, horror flick isn't for everyone. You're so quiet. What is it? What are you thinking? When this part turns into a lighting bug world, I think of you. I'm the answer. A fresh cut grass feels a pocket of lushness surrounded by breathless air. I'm left a wrestling of surrounding boosters of fear where shadow make an entrance and is not mine. Contemplating we and we is the obsession of my mind. Handle the shadow and bring in the darkness. Slow motion movements we are lighting love in love. Booyah! Yes! Hell yes! You're so excited about poetry. Um, no. That means I'm getting laid tonight. You gotta get going. I need to get going, too. But I made you a quiche. You're sorry? What you mean is I should be sorry. That's what you're saying. You said you were sorry. That's right. You always get I'm sorry. And I mean it. You know I love you, right? So what do you think? It looks okay. I'll get in the car. I'm coming. You always do this every damn time. Jesus Christ! Somebody just shoot me! How about if they do this place I like? It's getting a little late. Maybe next time? I like playing with children. Really? I'd have to carry something heavier than a wallet change to protect them. They're fine. I love the moment when you realize that children are really people. What about you? Long walks to the lake at night? The moon would be so beautiful. Actually, I like those flashing billboards. Why? The thought of guessing which advertisement will be next is fun. You don't know what's going to happen, but you know it's important, either way. Well, there's one. See? Dental teeth cleaning. Watch. It'll probably be something about a missing child or a criminal next. What I tell you. Malestation. Great. How about we take that ride? I know a lake that the moon shines really nice in. Especially on a night like tonight. People said he was crazy to leave all the wealth and celebrity behind and become a philanthropist. But he wanted to give back to help the less fortunate. Now your family is going through a rough time right now. Only one source of income for one in three years is left simply tragic. But that is why you are doing this for your family. Okay, I'm ready. Good. Nurse Thompson will assist you. Dr. Stewart. Do I recognize my son? After the healing, I'm... Oh, of course not. Imagine that you're looking into a mirror. Beauty. Is it human right? Carol, you've got the progress. Remember that. I will. She looks so, so conscious. They all do. You miss it? God knows. I do. I used to turn heads when I walked in a room. Now I'm invisible. In Harry Potter you have to have a cloak to be invisible. Little did he know all he'd have to do is be a woman of a certain age. No cloak required. Actually, I have found a lot of perks since I've got a moment. Like what? Like being invisible. There's enormous power in that. So you're saying that there are millions of women who have a magical cloak of invisibility? Yeah. They can do whatever they want because of it. What happened if women found out about this actually started using it? I don't know. Put the word out and let's see what happens. But so many of us would be thrilled to show our girls to just anyone. Oh. Mine, I actually stick into the elastic of these polyethylene. Nice to meet you. I'm gay. Check that guy out. I'm pretty sure he's checked me. You should not be checking people. Do they know? The dad is gay. They're definitely gay. You said it was possible. That was for Toronto. I said that I would be fine with Toronto. They didn't offer me Toronto. They offered me Atlanta. I think that's a nasty baby switch. They seduce you with promises of moving to some foreign paradise. And then they toss you into a cultural goby where we're not even married. We'll still be married. If we were stranded on a desert island, no laws at all, we'd still be married. There would be no one questioning our marriage. We want to lose our life. Just tell them no. You'll get it up? Yep. I mean, if you don't want to be there, we won't go. Thank you. Now, I went to my desert. You want to? No! Excuse me, please. May I have everyone's attention? A year ago today, I was fishing and a rope got caught in the anchor. I went overboard. Stop! I'm not sure what happened next. I just knew I wouldn't be around to tell this story. But then, I woke up to the most beautiful sight, Ira. And now, I want to see that face every day for the rest of my life. Ira, give me the honors of being my wife. You dropped your purse, so I climbed down to get it. Into the Polar Bear enclosure! Yes, Linda! We were having a great day. It was almost the perfect romantic day, wasn't it? I didn't want anything to screw it up. Screwed it up, John. This holding room, screwed it up. This legal action, screwed it up. Your potential death, screwed it up. I thought it would be chivalrous. Linda! I know you're having an affair. What I'm trying to say is, let's get married. Are you serious? It's pretty cheesy. Isn't that what you love about me? I love you, but not for that. Oh, and Michael married me. Why are you the one who was all like, getting married is bougie? So you don't have to be bougie about it? Benedict isn't bougie? Yeah, I don't have a ring. That's not bougie. I'm proposing a doctor's wedding room. I know. I wonder what's taking them so long. It won't mean a thing legally in this vast accurate state. That is more existential than energy. So what do you say? Yes, I will marry you, too. Mr. Callaway, the doctor is ready for you. I'll be here. Hello, Diane. How are you? It's a better chance. If we're not in office together. Then the whole thing falls apart. That is no. Only enough to give us the chance to do our jobs in the future. So don't think of it as cheating. Who knows better? Them or us? You're doing what you know in your heart is right. Of course. Yes. We're not suggesting you do this just to save our jobs. So we do think our jobs are worth saving. Because only you can answer to your own conscience. So let's give you time to yourself. Get to know things over. We should all get there together. A piece of paper. He said that he would not eat it. Can you believe that? That was the only thing he could think of. I asked my son the same question and he came up with hundreds of answers. My personal favorite. I will never give a piece of paper to a robot. A child is a beautiful thing. People are so quick to lose it. You. People are all so quick to judge. You see a grown man playing maple leaf in the street you call him crazy. Well. Here's a grown man standing before you. Blah, blah, blah. And you're sitting here watching. We have to actually take the bottle. We should think of the effort it took to put him up there. That is no knife. Right. Like actually. Like paying everybody off like I don't even know man. I got to bleach my fucking shirt. You think you would have felt like this. Tripling with a drill and realizing it's mine and it's skin. Why do you like to stop? Just don't think about it. We gotta go. We betrayed him. What do you think he brought? One for each of us. I've seen you before. Saw a girl in a magazine washing her back. She didn't have on a bathing suit. She didn't have on anything. This is a bikini. Not a bathing suit. You shouldn't go out like that. Do you want me to take your picture? No. Everybody else gets to. There was before. Wash where you're covered up. No. What's the matter? As you get in the bath, though, I'll wash your back. My left hand started to roam on its own. At first, no one seemed to notice. But then, my left hand started to make random gestures. This was embarrassing during conversations. They didn't understand. I had no control over it. I was on the bus when an attractive woman sat down next to me. And my left hand was flooring. I fought against what I knew it wanted to do. My left hand drags me around town while I'm asleep. Most recently, it took me to a gun shop where it purchased a handgun. You wouldn't think they could sell a gun to a sleeping man. I don't know what it wants to do. Does it want to kill me? Or someone else? Just because all your music doesn't mean I want to go on an outside. I like Lincoln Park. Who cares about groups you like or you don't like? Black pees at school. Stop! I don't want to know, okay? Because of what I'm on my mind. I don't know. I just don't know anymore. I hate her. I hate her! Who fighters? Who fighters? I guess I had that purpose, too. I'm leaving, remember? Do you know if you've never tried? Why would I try if I never win? What about women? What is it about? Becoming. Becoming what? Nobody is meant to be nothing. But no! The time is always now. Now it's right now. What are you going to do? Become! Yes! It took 30 seconds to read. I'm sorry, guys. I just can't make it anymore. Facebook. I love you all. If this is a joke, it's not funny. Who does that? I lost after that. A lot. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Not funny, baby! Can someone check on it? Michael, I'm heading over there now. Stay tuned. Please forgive me. Please forgive me. Oh, I did this. At the same time, that was hilarious. I'm glad you keep in touch with me. I'll get you drunk, but work has just been crazy. Thanks. I got your text. Laura Spalding has cervical cancer. Oh, no! Oh, my God! Don't you get that from, like, the HPV thing? Yes, I think. I should text her and tell her I'm praying for her. Uh-huh. Mom found men to warm her up. She loved the parties. Hot and loud. I shivered under sheets. Blasted by the boom. Craving a savior who never came. But the men came saying, I take care of you so you take care of me. I'd rather die on the street than be crushed in a cage. So I ran free to freeze this frumpy old lady of grace found me cold and alone. She built a house in me. Helped me move from street to shelter to here to now. And now I want on knowing and adoring you for years in my scared and trembling soul, I want you. You're like a gentle son to me. I offer you my heart which holds the mansion of my soul. I offer a place of grace for us both. Take it. Enough away, you know? Yeah. I'm here. She's white. She's my wife. I think it's all thick and black and full of blind fish and crushingly cold. But it's not. It's not something to look forward to. But there is a man who comes once a year and asks if you're ready to go now. He says it can be so much better than this. So much better than waiting for him. I promised you. Does she know that? I don't even know where these came from. They just kind of... Hello, hello. This is grace. For him. We can't stay. Honey. We can't stay. I've been spending more and more of my time at the library these days. Not for the books. I don't read. I go to see my mother. She was a librarian for 45 years. She died last year, but they put a really nice picture of her by the entrance. The nicest picture I've ever seen of her. Actually, the only picture I've ever seen of her. We never took pictures growing up. I wish we did. I never understood the importance until now. Now I have to go to the library to remember what she looked like. That's why I'm doing this now. Remember these moments in your life and cherish them because you can never get them back. There's one left. I want you to take it. I have to go now to the library and be closing soon. Cherish the moment. I know you'll make the right decision. Yes. All set. Now I want you to stay off the freeway, okay? No freeway. Do you hear me? Don't try to go too fast and show off, alright? I know how to drive. Do you remember? That's because he loved you. You lost yourself in the car while we ran all over the place trying to find you. Go back into Dad. I'll be right back. Stay alone. I took the batteries out. Don't do this to me. The doctor told you, Mom. It's not safe anymore. Come back in the house. There are binoculars in here. Oh, I've been watching the birds. I saw a yellow-bellied socksucker on the bird path the other morning. And a white-brunked bush-tid. Oh, you're getting into this, huh? Oh, yeah. Mom really enjoyed it. Listen, Dad. Have you seen my camera out there? There's a great shot on there of a red-shouldered hawk in the corner of the tree. Did you find it? I showed it to Steve at the bird store and he said it was unusual for them to perch so low and so close. Now, what were you saying? Nothing, Dad. I just want to make sure you're doing alright these days. Outside the window. A hummer. Do you see him? Yeah. Mom loves those who best. He comes by every day about this time. I need to pick up some nectar when we're out this afternoon. Can you remind me? Yeah. Dad, I can do that. Put here? To stop puking? I'm here. Why are we even here? No, Anna, to listen. For that light under it all. I'm not going to let you bring your hope, but you expect to be the child come spring. That's right. He was better preaching. But, Anna! You can't bear this. Letters for all the trees down at the corner. Did you see them with all the colors, but now they're getting dingy and gray? I want to make new ones. Circle. You don't hear that word. Would you please turn your head? Stop it. It was light a second ago. It just got dark. I know, but we can't stay there, okay? These letters. No. They don't. I don't believe that. Why should you? It's my truth. I just don't want to dance around the issue, not anymore. That's you! How else do you expect to get over it? There is no issue. No, there is to it, and we've got to talk about it. Just tell me. And take care of your heart always. Will this nightmare end for you? It did. Now it's only I could forget. Read in the paper. Expecting rain. Things okay? Yes. Nothing. Before you said nothing. Before I said nothing, I said I was expecting rain. I'm sorry for what I said. What did you say? Nothing. You didn't say nothing. I said I was waiting for a bus. Should they repossess your car? I... Yes? I should have done things differently. Yes? I'm looking forward to better days. Don't forget your umbrella. Don't forget your paper. It's yesterday's news. I've always been curious. Look into my eyes. I've been seen. With all the materials to the mail... Including your contraceptive devices. All of the Connecticut... To extend COBRA health insurance... with monthly premiums custom designed for withdrawal from your personal pocket. A gift from us to you, because... We are people. Just as you are... and people. Here are some brochures of global destination spots. You will be unable to afford to visit them. We look forward to a contractual as needed, benefit free, and credit. contractual as needed benefit-free non-taxable relationship with you for the many years you require before you crawl into your grade. Congratulations, American!