 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we are going to be playing Beyond Two Souls, which is fantastic because I feel like I don't have any souls, so maybe they have an extra one for me. Alright, let's get started making some terrible life decisions. I need to remember. Oh, she has amnesia. That is tragic. I don't remember, like, anything about this game. I remember it as William Defoe, which I'm hoping we can turn into William Defrend. Was there an accident? Did someone try to hurt you? Oh my God, if that's what's bothering her. It's too late. Just move on, dude. It's a lost cause. Oh, great. And now I'm getting flashbacks. Ah, there you are. Ah, we're going to flashback for her childhood now. Honestly, I think this was a miscast. I think William Defoe should have been the child. Oh, what am I doing? Okay, sorry, dude. I know I'm supposed to be following you, but I got distracted. Oh, Simpsons. The guy's not even rushing me. He feckin' loves the Simpsons too. No one can resist just sitting down and watching the rest of the episode when Simpsons comes on. Hello, Frecious. Don't you look pretty today? Yeah, I'd only look prettier if I was William Defoe. I can't stop thinking about William Defoe. Kathleen is next door, and she has the same cards as you. And we're going to get her to choose one and see if you can tell us which one she chose. I'm attacking Kathleen over here. Feckin' Kathleen. Take your bag with you. Get out of here, Kathleen. I'm sorry. I'm done. No, come here. Come on, Kathleen. What are you scared? Get me out of here, man! Feck you, Kathleen. You have to stop now, Jody. No, I'll never stop. Screw Kathleen. You're not revealing me! I know. I'm sorry, Jody. You don't have any control over me. I do what I want. I'm coming to kill you, Kathleen. And no one can stop me. Smash the windows. This all counts as you smashing them, Kathleen. Seven years of bad luck. I don't think anything will match the bad luck you got of being in here with me, though. Feckin' Killer. Can I kill her? Killer! Kill! Kill, Kathleen! Kill! Oh, for Feck's sake. Oh, wait. No, they went into her. Okay. She's dead, Jody. She's gone. You defeated the villain, Kathleen. Kathleen will be back and in greater numbers. William DeFoe is like, Why the shit did I sign up for this game? Oh, no. I want to know who did my options. I'm not signing in, though. I want to know who wreaked havoc and strangled Kathleen. Which is completely unnecessary. Okay, good. We're back and signed in so I can see what percentage of people are as awful as me. Yeah, I'm going to shake some hands. Blend in. Find some more quiet. You know what you have to do. No, I really don't. I was a child two minutes ago. I have no idea what we're doing here. Damn it. I really tried to get some of those hors d'oeuvres. Come back. Give me some. No. Ah, come on now. They're not even looking at you. You offered to them? Hello. I would like to go to the bathroom, which I assume is up here. God damn it. I tried to go back. They just had an awkward stare this time. He's like, I'm not saying it again because, frankly, I don't have any dialogue to address this. You're not supposed to be stupid enough to try it twice. Hmm. Male toilet sounds good to me because I am a male. God damn it. I don't have my freedom in this game. It's limiting what I want to do. God, that is one comfy looking toilet. That's comfy in my second office chair. Okay, here we go. I think Kathleen might be next to it. You need to strangle her again. She's out there somewhere. Poor Kathleen is going to be looking over her shoulder for the rest of her life. All right, who can I mess with here? Oh my God. I mentioned you open the cubicle door and saw that. Jesus Christ. Sorry, I was just kind of observing. This is so uncomfortable. Like, I do a lot of weird stuff in games, but this might be one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever witnessed, which is why I keep talking if in this video, so that you have to keep watching this and keep observing with me. This really uncomfortable scene. Okay, I'm done. Okay, so I got to go upstairs and look for a painting of some sort. Maybe this will help me. I just fucking choke this guy. Can I not choke him? What the hell? Okay, so I can control these people too. This is fantastic. Why am I trying to steal this painting? I don't really understand the relevance. I'm sure it'll be explained, but like, it's just a self-portrait of that dude downstairs. Or was that just to find the room that I'm supposed to be in? Does it have nothing to do with the painting? Because like, now that we've talked about it, I kind of do want the painting. I think it would be nice. Oh, for fuck's sake, the painting's running away. I shouldn't have said that out loud. What are you doing in here? Why is he bothering me? I'm in the fucking bathroom. Like, what trouble could I be making in there? Sorry, I can't do anything to help you. What the hell is going on in this game? Where's William Dafoe? And more importantly, where's my real foe, Kathleen? Right, we're leaving. Okay, well, we're leaving, I guess. Did we accomplish what we needed? Okay, now that we've flashed forward, we're flashing back and we're going to a party like in my childhood, I guess. I'm sure everybody will like you. Okay, his name must be sarcasm or something because he is in no way a foe. He is so nice. Oh, don't forget your present. I don't want to touch that. It could be anything. Maybe you are a foe. What's in it? Is Kathleen in there? Are you trying to trick me? I don't want it. It's a book of poetry by Poe. It's 50 years old and very rare. I'm sure she'll like it. That's not what kids want. Get her a fucking soccer ball or something. You know how much I sacrifice? It's just standing looking in the window. Oh, God, I'm a peeping Tom. I'm like a cat that wants to come inside. I don't understand. I'm gone inside. Oh, come on. You saw me standing at the window. You didn't let me in. Oh, is it a present for me? Cool. Thanks. See, he even wrapped. She doesn't like it. Can I go explore your house? No, I got to have it. I can't. I'm a weird guest. Hey, everyone, this is Jody. She's in unit four with my mom. Unit four? The Paranormal Department. Oh, what you do there? Ben Stoon just picked dead people? Stuff like that? No, mostly I just choke out Kathleen. You're like, right on, dude. I hate Kathleen. Stupid bitch. Poor Kathleen. She did nothing wrong. Hashtag Kathleen did nothing wrong. Uh, where's the music? Oh, yeah. Royalty free, please. Heck, yeah, this is my jam. Dude, this song slaps. Jody, what one? I'm like five. Yes. Give me a drink. She's like living in a lab. She's probably never seen a can before. She doesn't know what to do. She's like, I love beer. It's so fucking awkward. I love this game. Don't choke on it. I bet it's your first time. No, I've had some before. Yeah, I've had loads of beers. I drink beers every day. The peer pressure shown in like these American shows and games like never makes sense to me. It seems really unrealistic. Like, does this actually happen in America? I genuinely want to know because no people behave like this as far as I've seen. I'm going to keep chugging back these Bruce keys until I have a good time. More. The camera's already tilting. Oh, God. Oh, my God. I'm drunk. I did not expect to be only a drunk in this game. Oh, God. Now I'm drunk and controlling this thing. Attack. Attack. Wait. No, I was trying to choke her. No, I don't want to make them slightly chilly. I want to try and choke them. Let me join in on this dancing. I mean, I think I'm dancing as it is. I really like this dance. She's stealing some of my moves, but that's okay. Let's try and see what she has in store for us. I feel like missing all of these quick time events. So I'm just going to start hitting analog sticks. Everyone has taken their seat again, by the way. It's just me dancing now. The game, that's not even a quick time event. It's just the game trying to tell me to stop it. Please. I'm just standing there awkwardly. This is awful. Wait. Now they're going to dance again now that I've stopped. All right, fine. I'm going to go dance as well. Or even worse, I'm going to sit right next to you and just watch. Just sit there watching it. Now there's two people watching you. This is extremely uncomfortable already. Hi, I'm Matt. Jody, right? Dude, she is like 10. Leave her alone. I used to live in London before I moved here two years ago. He's giving off serial killer vibes. And you know the old saying, it takes one to know one. Hi, sir. For any chance I get, I'm playing a band with a bunch of friends. This guy's the most generic person I have ever seen. Can I ask you something? Why are you in Unit 4? Just tell him the truth. Tell this random NPC all of your secrets. No, this is going to sound really crazy. But it's kind of like an invisible presence that follows me. That's me. I'm the one that joked Kathleen. Is it here now? I sure am. This is getting a bit meta. Slow dance. Are you up for it? Oh, you creep, dude. I don't really know how. That's all right. No, I said refuse. Don't core us into this. How do I get Aiden out here? Choke him. There you go. You don't like other girls. I mean, there's something special about her. Yeah, I have an entity following me that chokes people. What can I do? Distant, distant. Why doesn't Jody give us a demonstration of her super mega powers? Who wants to be choked out? All right, then. So, what are you going to do, Jody? They're like, are you going to bend a spoon or something? Yeah, I just begin my massacre. All right, him, him, target him. No, for fuck's sake, target him. Break all their shit. That'll show them, blow out their candles, ruin the atmosphere. Actually, the cake can wait. I'm opening my gifts first. Oh, no. Oh, no. Don't open my gift. A thong, just exactly what I needed. Oh, for fuck's sake. Oh, my God. This is going to be bad. If that's the kind of gift she wants. And I got her that book. An old book. It's a really rare collection. Poems by Edgar Allen Poe. I curl on who? What? Did you steal this from your grandpa's library? Oh, my God. They're such like typical dickheads. Just like your dress. Oh, you bitch. I hate it. Come on, choke them. No, seriously. Is this a joke? I can't believe he came all the way to my birthday party just to give me this old crack. What the hell? It's a gift. Oh, my God. I actually, I want to murder them all. But she's just a little lab rat. A freaky little lab rat. What is this? Why did they all turn me? She's been following me around like a poppy leaf. Okay, fuck you. Can we actually kill them all? What did you do with witches? You burned us. Oh, my God. What the hell? How did this escalate so much? Okay, this is the one time I'm actually going to do the quick time events. Oh, my God. These people are monsters. I can't believe they Harry Pottered me. I hate them so much. Like all this time, I thought it was Kathleen. But these are the real villains. Unless Kathleen is the mastermind behind this plot, which is entirely possible. I wouldn't put anything past her. Yes. Okay, good. I can control him again. Revenge. Revenge. Yes. That's what I like to see. Go, Aiden. Yes. Let me at him. Here's your fucking cake. Fuck off. I don't know why you picked a fight with a person who just demonstrated they have magical abilities. The door. It won't open. Oh, shoes on the other foot now all of a sudden. You find yourself locked in there, do you? Isn't that interesting? They're locked. Well, would you look at that? Everything appears to be locked. Isn't that funny? I'm just trying to relate to you. Just trying to do similar pranks that you did to me. The only thing better than that royalty-free music song is the sounds of your screaming. I may be taking this a little too personally. I like how she's like, Who did that? Like, who's the one person in the house who can magically move objects using their mind? I think they got the message. She said, Oh, they got the message. All right. But that's not why I'm here. He thought you could hide from me. Okay, there we go. Every single object was interacted with to cause them pain and destruction. Oh God, their mom is back. This would be terrifying. Oh, good. William the friend is here. Can you take me away? Now would be a good time for us to leave. Let's go home. Yes, William the friend is. I've been upgraded to William the best friend. Wait, there was an option to burn down the house? Oh, I failed at being evil. Oh my God. Why I would have burned down the house in a heartbeat. If I knew that was possible. Where did they all you to interact with the candles? God damn it. I'm sure they tried to interact with that stereo tune. It wouldn't work. Oh my God. I could have done so much worse. That'll show him. Oh, God damn it. That is disappointing that I didn't figure that out myself. How's that for fecking poetry? All right. Well, I think that is a good time to end it. That'll show that bitch, Kathleen. Oh, the hell is that? Oh, that's my Sims video playing in the background. I was wondering it just auto-blade after the other video. So what the hell? All right. Well, I think we're going to leave it there. I really enjoyed that, which is funny because I'm sure I saw a bit of that game. I must have looked it up or maybe I played the very beginning. I don't remember it all that well, but I didn't really like the look of it. I was probably after watching a video on it or something because I loved heavy rain so much. But I didn't really like the look of it, so I didn't get into it, but this looks quite open-ended. I like the varied options you have here. So if you want to see more, I would love to play it. So please leave some support if you'd like to see it because these videos often don't get that much support. But if they do get some, I'd love to do more on this because I think we could just be horrible, horrible people. And I think this has been a learning process. Like I've realized that I can be a lot worse than I thought I could be. And I'll really strive to be the worst person I can be if we do this again. But I'll thank you very much for watching. If you want to check out more of my content, I post every day. And I also stream on Twitch like five times a week. That link is in the description. But other than that, I'll just say I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always and I hope to see you next time.