 Guys, I had a midlife crisis today. I was just so unsettled. I don't know why I rearranged my entire room My whole setup all my lighting I shaved the beard and I hit up Venus sky and guess what she ghosted me again Oh everything was going so good actually like I love this stash. I had to bring it back I think my setup looks way better. So like why not just send out one more Hail Mary I clapped the soul out of her cheeks Okay, probably one of one billion people to do that but still you'd think that would warrant a response How do you how do you like how do you just how do you just casually? How do you just give a guy chlamydia how do you just give a guy an STI and then just never speak to him ever again What kind of person does that whatever? I mean if I'm being honest like I don't even care Like it really it doesn't make me mad. In fact, I'm just gonna delete her number because why do I need it? Like what do I need to hit her up for? I might as well just keep it just in case I might as well just I have something better than Venus sky responding to my messages I have the wheel of 2k playoffs our record is six and two and I'll pull up the cheat sheet right now So you guys can take a peek at it things are looking amazing for us We've got two new games today. So best case scenario. We are eight and two after today worst case scenario We're six and four the lineup. We've got Russell Westbrook and game Durant Victor Wembleyama Demarcus cousins Walker Kessler. Wembleyama has not been too hot in the summer league I hate how much scrutiny this kid is getting that's gotta suck so bad like I get it He's gonna get millions of dollars, but bro everybody's breathing down this guy's neck Just let him just let him play basketball, bro on the bench. We got invincible curry Thompson We got LeBron James Lamarcus Aldridge and Ralph Samson who I'm very happy to have we added him last episode We pulled him in a pack but he's seven four He is a a yowming Mark Eaton, etc. Stopper Russell Westbrook didn't get a lot of reps last game Cuz he got fucking injured on the first minute, but I'm excited to use him today Not to mention there's tons of new endgame players in the game since last episode So let's get our first wheel spin right here so we can do I'm not gonna lie I think my weakest position is power forward so we can do something about that can we NBA finals jackpot So I can get any single player that was in the NBA finals I can't believe it, but as I record this there is not a single really good Yolkich card Which is fucking ridiculous now I shouldn't say that actually this Yolkich hero point guard is like a really really good card apparently I could go ahead and get this Yolkich point guard, which would mean I would bench Russell Westbrook But at the same time I could get endgame Jimmy Butler actually this is actually a really tough decision I think on paper Jimmy Butler is better, but for my play style I feel like Yolkich is better. How many badges do you have 40 Hall of Fame badges? Yeah I'm taking Yolkich plus Yolkich actually won the NBA finals unlike Jimmy Butler when it comes to Michael Jordan Jimmy Butler You are not the son So what does this mean for our lineup? We're gonna move Yolkich to starting point I'll probably move Westbrook to bench and I'll probably take Steph Curry out of the lineup that or I could have put him at The two but honestly Steph Curry and Russell Westbrook are a bit of defensive liabilities. I definitely want Thompson Thompson is a dog I definitely want him at shooting guard. I definitely want LeBron at the three my Marcus Aldridge at the four is okay Ralph Samson's really good. I'm also gonna make another adjustment right now I think Ralph Samson might actually be a better starter than Demarcus Cousins Of course if I complete my challenge wheel I get one of any pack in the store with a chance at pulling an endgame So I'll definitely take it Sorry, I had to do a double take when I looked at this because I was trying to remember the rules when I wrote it Six assists power forward center. My starting power forward and center must both have six assists This is super random challenge, but it's one that I would never accomplish unless I was thinking about it That's a man who just wants to go home and see his horses a plus in most everything absurdly good stats as you might imagine he'll be an amazing mismatch against almost every point guard that we go up against and it's gonna Let me move Russell Westbrook to the bench our power up player was Russ I took a Hail Mary with making Russ the power up player low key. It didn't pay off. It really didn't I don't think this is the best power up player, but we also do have the greatest team captain We've ever had which is women Yama, so next season I'm thinking about getting a team captain and a power up player that are both gonna be just absurdly good picks But I haven't decided yet rockin the white Eunice. He's got your kids point guard. What did I say everybody rocks it? Oh, he's actually got a fucking cheese Yeah, I'll make bull bull scares me a little bit off the perks Kings uni Kings ball Little pump fake Ralph Samson. Oh shit not what I meant to do Can't let curry have one are we there? We are not there the only thing that makes me happy is his meters on so hopefully Maybe he's dog shit, but I don't know. He just drilled one. Maybe I can't worry about the challenge We'll too much right now I just had to worry about the win. Why baby. I'm with Durant on him I kind of like that. Yeah, I came over bull bull back in in Walker Kessler and why are we doubling ugly start? Up to Yolk it's I need one right now First ever shot with Yolk it's just a buttery three. I am I'm already a hundred percent sure I made the right decision. Oh My god, he broke my ankles. I'm gonna go Walker Kessler all the way in on curry. That should be a bucket. Yes, sir. Oh Out to Durant be quick man. Be quick. Let's fucking go. I'm not worrying about my challenge right now. I'm worried about the win Whatever cake a plane about that Contact dunk that scares me He's gonna leave Durant again. Hey, we're shooting good threes right now though boys curry going to work on Durant I got my hand up there better release Good defense from Wemby. Oh My god with my hands up Good spin Walker, that's a bucket Looking at 13 to 16 and He's cooking. He is cooking He can't shoot right now either though 13 to 16. He's shooting a better percentage than I am though So if it continues at this rate just giving each other open looks I'm gonna lose. Oh, I'm out there. Oh my god I have my hand up and everything. Oh, okay freebie for Katie though Good defense. That's be oh That's so lack. What a bailout on a trash shot. All right. That's okay. Shit's gonna happen And you know what ball don't lie you made them both. Oh Samson Get out there Yolk it's great bucket 19 to 24. Oh Shit harding out wide, but he bricked it How do you get the offensive board on such a bad shot? When we should have an easy one here Yep, you gotta take it gotta take it Team at cooking got me. Oh, he's he's gonna hit that 29 21 Yolk it. Oh my goodness Yolk it's point is crazy. It's gonna go for another one with team act Yeah, I knew he was gonna do that switch on step up It's kind of like in Madden when you switch off for a hot second and switch back on to get the hit stick Ralph Samson wide open midi. I don't know a shot though. Yeah, was that the best shot to take? Marcus cousins Absolutely offended that I benched him. I'm sorry Gdian. I still love your videos butter. No, but Ralph Samson was looking for the board Couldn't quite get it and in transition. We leave a guy but naked wide open Wemby makes a huge play though keeps it away from him. Let's go. You'll get you in the corner Little pump. You got Kate Cunningham on to Marcus cousins. That's what we like All right, I missed this last time. How was I earlier late? Oh, whatever. That's a hundred percent right there Can't let this game get out of hand. I can feel that it could get out of hand Like he's he's definitely better than me, but if I just I keep the score how it is right now I keep putting up these buckets Keep letting him shoot threes like that You keep shooting threes like that. I will win Good move. Oh, damn it That was actually gonna go in to get up there when but he wants that three. Oh, oh, what am I doing? Indirao Samson who's got a freebie. Let's go. Where's he going McCurry? Oh, we got my ass Damn, this guy's good and I follow was that gonna miss any way then or does it affect it after I follow it? If he misses one of these I'll be happy. Oh Let's go. Maybe I just follow on every three pointer. Maybe that's the meta Spin. Oh, you got him Durant Yes, sir, what a play he's gonna do that again, then he's gonna shoot. Yes. Yes Oh, I'm picking up. I'm picking up on it. Let's go. Oh boogie all the way Hey, I love that dunk boogie. It's a one-point game. He got a three-pointer out of this last time That is a horrible shot, but he's oh my god. I thought he hit that Two one yokich pull up Hey 33 to 34, I must say something right now. That's the best game. I've ever played This is the best game of 2k I've played out of every single episode. So Westbrook on Bron Concerns me a little bit Just because he's so much smaller on him. All right, let's be smart here. Oh Good good Thompson Thompson green Oh, we got me Nice play 38 to 36 Samson's got a bucket. Oh, no, he doesn't she's got mugged on that Darna I just started to have it. Oh get out there drilled it straight up Go defense. Oh boogie has position. Oh my god. Are you kidding me? Just follow Let's get our substitutions in transition take foul. How the whole fucking team had set up 36 to 36. I got 36 to 42 Throws it in shucks up a three. No good You know got him jumping early nice work Walker Kessler think he's just gonna try a step back here with with Harden Where's the foul my computer Russell Westbrook just fouled on a three you literally can't get bailed out any harder than that Yeah, ball don't lie ball don't lie. Give me a third just for fun. No, he figured it out Okay, so I know if I get a screen set that he will send a double from somewhere. There it is There it is. We just spotted every time we shoot the three every time Don't do me like that game. It was a green 41 to 43 great defense. Where's curry gonna go? Oh, he's gonna go back to that corner hand up Where's the double? There's gonna be a double from somewhere. There it is Thompson. Need you buddy. Oh, there's late late release. Damn Looking for another one out of curry up there brawn on brawn Doesn't have anything for three hand up dude. This guy is nasty. That's crazy. All right Thompson I won't miss I won't miss to with you buddy. Oh, I know what you're doing fuck. Oh my god. He breaks one. He's human It's what y'all's for though Ralph is tired, bro. He's still at 65% energy He's sucking air All right, no foul from Russ that time. That's good news We run off for one of these somebody's wide open and we just got to hit the shot Let's go. We're back in it 47 to 48 He's looking for last shot. Oh, he is so good with that 47 to 51. We got 4.8 for last shot here Walker Kessler wide open 47 to 51 he has so consistently hung on to this lead I just need a mass if I get a massive fourth quarter. I win. It's that simple great movie. Okay Looking for that and one that's okay. Ooh, don't know the free throw though. Don't know the free throw. It's beautiful It's beautiful. If everybody shot free throws like that. Oh, we'd be in business Just kidding because I zero presented it after saying that Damn All right one B stop and nope too early. That's the thing that's the exact thing that I'm talking about when there's like a split-second delay between when you actually pick up the ball and start shooting and when you wanted to shoot Don't miss that one though. What? That little that little one-foot magic with the oak itch Okay Like what is that? Oh, he that's hilarious. He missed the only completely wide open three He's had kind of waiting for him to double Let's open he double with somebody that had a three-point shooter and I could take another one But 52 to 57 works for me Good defense. That is so deep if you make that I'll cry myself to sleep. All right Yes, Kessler bucket That's okay. No Are they Jesus this guy is insane man. This guy's just so good. Yo catch point guard. That's a great dude I can't be missing shots like that right now Okay, seven six. Oh Durant Durant with the clamps I am all over him on that one That's fucked up man. Oh good. It's exactly what we needed Well team takeover when beniyama Let's go What if I'm losing the whole game other than right at the end how beautiful would that be? He just took a real bad shot mark eaton. There he is when beniyama when beniyama out to yokich Oh my god yokich if I don't win we don't keep yokich and he is fighting his ass off He breaks. Let's get a real good bucket. We take the lead here boys Into marking Our first lead with a minute nine in the ball game That's fine harden you take that you take that layup harden. I've seen how many threes you shoot He breaks another a chance For a big lead here. It follows him on the line. Wemby. Oh no, that's so late. There we go There we go 62 to 60. We know he's gonna shoot a three. He'll take a really really commanding lead here if he takes one It makes it I mean one point right now. It's just so scary You know, he wants a curry one too He doesn't have anything right now Durant on Durant Looking for that back step. He's got nothing He's got nothing Everybody air ball. Wait a minute. We need to think this over. He's gonna intentionally follow. I'm inbounding Yup, okay. I like LeBron's. LeBron's is slow. If I made two it is such a game changer Oh too early. He's got to shoot a quick one. I'm there. High amounts left I almost should brick the second free throw. No, no, no, no. I gotta hit both. I just hit both He is spamming that shit. Sorry, buddy. It's Walker Kessler. Also guys, I just wear short shorts Okay, I wear short five inch inseams. That's kind of gay, isn't it? Kessler Fucking bucket. He has no timeouts Let's just double high He's gonna space. Oh no, he got me No, he did it. He took too long and for the final mix 68 to 60 take whatever three you uh, you lost this one I shot the ball so fucking well, so take a look at this this guy shot virtually no field goals He only shot threes for the most part LeBron for his team did have a few dunks other than that, bro This guy shot 27 32 33 shot 35 36 36 three pointers We just played one of the best most well-rounded games we have ever played The only thing is we didn't win the challenge wheel, but honestly, I don't give a fuck right now So yokich our brand new point guard shoots two for three threes We drill just drilled all the big ones five or eight field goals three assists two boards He's amazing. I love him Walker Kessler four for five hit a nasty mid-range And drilled all four of his free throws four for four durant three for four two for three from three So with end game durant, I shot pretty well to marcus cousins three for three some big dunks The only player on my team of play like shit was wampanyama. All right Our record moves to seven and two yokich, of course stays on the team and we can move into game two Like I said best case scenario is going to be upgrading my power forward I kind of need a seven foot one plus guy I don't think it will be within my hands here. So like the end game kobe packs, for example There's a 28 chance at a dark matter the season seven super pack is a 36 Chance it's just that those end game packs can have the actual end games in them So these are just a little bit. It's like a bigger gamble for a potentially bigger payout I'm gonna do three of the end game kobe Bryant packs. It could be end game kobe It also could have end game. Whoa. Whoa Holy shit. This is oh my god. Whoa. I like our odds on this first pack Is it so it's probably titans dirk titans dirk is seven foot. Oh fuck wait. I thought that was a dark matter cosmic dirk Oh, I see it opened that first an eastern conference. I asked for a center. Is that invincible fucking? Oh That is so wack these all-time cards are dog. Shit. All right second one Hold out enough in this one. See I prefer that. Just give me nothing right out the gates This one does have a dark matter though our third. It's it's all down to this pack our third and final pack Rocking a dark matter. Don't you fucking tell me is that invincible tmack or radiant tmack? Fucker. Oh, they're just cucking me. They're just they're just slapping my ass Let's move into game two. All right game two with a record of seven and two Let's make that eight and two boys our challenge wheel For this episode Is 45 Between three players. No, I played such a good game last game, but I did not get this I didn't get close to this actually. I distributed the ball so well. It's very simple We add up my three highest scores if it's 45 or more challenge complete So as I look at this squad like wenvin yama himself can do a good 25 So then we just got a pitch in 10 from two other players End game jimmy invincible kade wenby Yolkich tingus pingus Okay. All right, ralph. Don't you lose this to tingus pingus. This is a race battle. Here you go. Oh yolkich all the way Yes, sir That's not yolkich. That's walk from kessler. Dude. He's big and he's pudgy and he's white. Okay You can't blame me for thinking that was yolkich kessler up to yolkich He tried to take a charge Get the fuck out of here. You are nothing like the last guy Oh, the last guy would have cooked my ass by now. You are nothing like the last guy Come on Durant that was the slowest saddest dunk attempt i've ever seen but it doesn't even matter because this guy's gonna get fucking waxed Watch this walker kessler. Come over here. I'm running at the hoop. That's two points Yo, are we gonna drop? Oh walker walker If I I literally might have came in my pants if I had hit that. Oh, I had the wide open three I think walker kessler is gonna be a big contributor Oh That's a bucket 10 to zero another stop wembis Wembis That was ugly. It's butter. So who cares right? Oh, he's got a bucket Spin. Oh, I don't need to I understand how you guys said it was tough to watch because Yeah I mean i'm i'm out here micromanaging my opponent does me no good, but i'm doing it Oh Sorry, buddy. This isn't fortnight. There's no bloom on your shots. You're just gonna have to hit him I learned that the hard way. He's he's looking for the v bucks right now. He said mommy. Where are the bots this game's too hard That was a nasty move Unfortunately, you're going up against walker There's no way you just got spotted by the fucking oh my god He got swatted by the side of the backboard. I promise that if I just let him shoot a three he would brick it To Why did you butter that? Pump fake. Oh got him got his ass Go gwenbis get that. Oh my god. He really did Shit gonna be a bit of a cake walk here. Let's see if we can score 100 points jump. Thank you Oh Kessler's everywhere. That was a perfect time to use the spin Oh, you're out of position, buddy I don't know what mark eaton's takeover is but I feel like we got to give him some buckets. Oh my god up to gwenbis. What a pass Two one When we did that lefty to righty layup just for the end one just the style on him Didn't really need to do it at all three two I'm reinstating a new rule right now Like i'm making this rule up on the spot if I ever drop a hundred I get five packs from the store That's my rule. So five packs in the store, but we gotta drop a hundred good spin. Oh, Jesus I'm getting kind of nasty with that spin. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, yeah Come on dirt fraud. Yes You know after the first game, which almost gave me a heart palpitation It's nice to just have a clean breezy beautiful game like this one right here So I needed 45 points between three players and between walker kessler victor wemenyama and nicole yokic I had 58. Oh Yes, I knew it bro. I knew it. That's why he had not. He said papa huge fan Thanks for slaughtering me. I love you stud. What a guy, bro Massive w here boys moves our record on this season to eight and two I think the team is really so amazing. I actually love this team. My starting five is unbelievable Wemenyama has always been one of my favorite cards. This yokic is nasty walker kessler has been balling out Ralph sampson is a defensive mastermind and end game diran. Even if I'm inconsistent with this shot He does everything really really well. That is it for today's episode an absolutely absurdly amazing episode This made me so happy. All right. I love you boys. Thanks for watching as always. I'll see you in the next one peace