 We're back here in Amsterdam, it's battle number four of the day, we've got another dope battle coming up. This time we've got two UK guys coming out from England and Germany respectively to battle here in Amsterdam. Shout out to all the European fans coming out to show support as well. MC on my right hand side, make sure you check out his own lead, don't let the label label you and all that good shit. We've got Jolly Jay, make some noise, it's going. This September we'll be collabing with Jolly Jay for his German lead. We're going back to Germany this September, look out for the details. Alright, on the left hand side, coming all the way from Dokflop UK as well. We've got Mr Tong Twister, make some noise. Jolly Jay is going to go first, it's Dokflop Amsterdam, European shit on my dude. Jolly Jay, let's go. Alright, check it. I don't want to be generic, but writing for him, that's just what the theme is. I mean, there's a lot about me, I run my own league, I've got a CD, but researching him there's not much to see, that's why it's not really even. Now I could rap about his big nose, but I won't do that, for obvious reasons. But there's a beast with the me needing unleashing and it's pissed off because Chris Twist's not an interesting topic to feed it. Just another generic battle MC, no character scene, four by four structures over pronouncing each scheme. Lost a battle to a league, that's as wack as can be, such a pancy, he makes Avril Lavigne seem like Gags the Rat from the streets. So get lost, bitch, you're like the red dot on Bagnall's camera screen, because when you show up, I know you wreck this whole battle in league. And that's what agitates me, that the average and you may bring out the average and me. Because when there's nothing unusual about your image, I usually just do what I have to do, to win it. But I realise, the sooner that I choose to do it differently, the sooner you'll be finished. That means I'll think outside the box, just to leave more room to put you in it. Yeah dude, I'll come out swinging, draw the line that you're behind, and got the balls to cross it either, because I'll be cruel. That means I'll come on, mug you off, then stop and beat you like the Holland Keeper versus Costa Rica, that's cruel. So what you say in Twister, it's funny how I'm not playing with you, still I'll be winning hands down like a game of Twister. Get the greater picture, we're on different sides of the scope. I've got guys saying let's go, because they're hyped when I flow. You've got guys saying let's go, outside for a song. It was hard finding your music online you should know, even harder finding it done. But I did find one song you did called Old Boys, about how you're slightly too old for this shit, about how you're out of your prime. I thought that was alright. The only problem is it came out around 2009. True story. In his battle verse twisted pen he's even bragged to the guy saying I've been doing this since the 90s. So, it's irrelevant when you first stepped in the cipher, or if a couple crew veterans back then said you were fire, bitch be in old school alone don't mean your level is higher, just because you had crews play you in the 90s, like Jerry Maguire. Nice. You've never been hyped up, bitch please. I rip tea with ease, one punch knocks him so far back it turns his grill piece to milk tea. If you feel me I'm busting you up, one punch and you're done. Bitch you're dumber than dumb and dumber than one, go back to London you can't. That's round one done to be summing it up. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peck, yeah I just fucked the tongue twister up, let's go. I miss tongue twister man, let's do this. Do you know how I know I'm rated by Jolly J? Because last year he gave me a proper rate for paid for my holiday. He might talk about my battle in Germany, he may spit, he may talk about my opponent, but please say different, because his rounds were at least eight minutes and had like three great lyrics and I choked, but I still got a free plane ticket and he paid for it. But even with that slight stumble I still left Brian Damage injured her instant first kill, weren't on British turf but the English were real. I've already beaten the Germans once and this will be twice that I win with words still like Winston Churchill. And bruv, I need to get something off my chest. That is the last time I come to one of your events because it was just a lot of men and the women that were there none would offer sex but J was like, yeah I just thought it was the best, I love a sausage first. The only German that you know, you learnt it from Bruno. So why are you actually here? What are your damn plans now? Are you here to promote your band camp sound? We have had doubts. I know he's going to pull his damp pants down and have white brown and Frank's house with his hand flat out like a band man grout. I bet your ground dad's proud. And why are you acting salty? Why do you think you actually can insult me? I will mention a war more than Basil Faulty rapping movies. I'm like John Cleese on cheese. I've had enough of Jay today. Bomb please. I know we both look Jewish but I'm not getting gassed. This would be a mirror match if I had a Hitler tash. See they think he's probably into some sort of German hip hop horror core but Jolly's more intergrime from across the shores. Favorite group? Don't gas, of course. Favorite member? Horror core. But no seriously they're right. I know you're from Germany but I'm not going to act like you're part of some sort of foreign party that wants to harm me. This is World War Two and you're not from the army but is it true that you have a mate called Adolf? Yes it is. Fucking nuts. You're a bitch. The name Adolf in Germany is like your fucking flow these days. It doesn't really exist anymore. Someone should give me a sign when his rounds are over. Honestly I never know when to go because he's got a specific accent, vocal tone and a flow that makes it hard to know if he's still rapping or hosting the show. But you do somehow captivate heads mainly because you're loud and you project the text that's just shallow and average at best so I can compare your rapping to South Park's graphics I guess because you're simply animated and you lack any depth. I checked the first track that you did called Microphone Molestum and that was some bullshit. The first YouTube clip you did still only has a few hits. That gangster act didn't pull it. So it's funny how you tried acting all gangster on your premiere and still no one cared for the full clip. So you like to act a little gully eh? You're no gangster. You're from Surrey mate. That's where I visit my grandma. Lovely place. Problem is when he leaves Surrey he just can't suffrate. Not a racist but hops on trains from London and Dan spots a black man and keeps his pockets safe. So just imagine how much I'm shaking his boots after a blunt of skunk or haze here. It'll be paranoid of getting hunted, chased, tongue's worst date, lost in Amsterdam thinking he's followed by a van, like a Dutch first name. We're in the Netherlands bro where they hate a typical tourist like you more than a terrorist soul. They probably will hunt you down wherever you go, but get getting real stoned. You'll get shot in a coffee shop like a friend's episode. Everybody hates Chris right now. I swear, even this hip hop crowd would rather do the boogie and the twist around than hear another stupid one of twisters round. It's hard for me to listen now. Just boring, basic, flow's not clever. Always dated, Chris knows no better. That's why I hate this old tongue on stage more than Drake did that co-achela. He's pissed off. That's because Chris crossed the line and I made Chris cross. His whole style backwards like Chris crossed. So I got Chris crossed off my winning list when I put him in his grave and pissed on Chris crossed. Chris got. I mean this guy should know that he ain't sick and that tongue will always be out like when Miley Cyrus poses for a pig. Bitch, because you're weak dude and you're such a dork. Last time you tried pulling chicks is when they beat you at tug of war. You'll never have no women or friends. Chris Twist I suggest you at least have two children before you kill yourself then. Well then you'll still have a quite boring life story but at least there'll be a couple little twists in the end. I know some of you here are making a plan thinking maybe I'll stash an eight for a grand for taking it back by taking no weed home with me because that's blatantly mad but still came into dam to leave with Jay in a bag. Everything about you is boring and your bars are bollocks but sometimes it's like you can't be bothered. The only life you've got is a DVD that stars the comics Eddie Murphy and Marty Lawrence. You'll forever be boring but whenever you're talking telling a story or when you're performing it sounds like you're weather reporting. Expect some light shells and it's ever just boring. It's boring. You've got the baitest, fakest accent. It sounds like the cassette boy goes some tapes of David Cameron and made him say some rapping. In other words, Jay's a blatant faggot. So you must set ups go over your head like a cross from a long volley. Looks like someone sucked the life out of you you've got a weak mind and you've not got a strong body everything I'm about to say even if you've got stropping I'm not sorry. You feeling depressed? Well what's going on Jolly? Why are you called that? When you're not Jolly I'll hand you the gun and you might think that's wrong Jolly. He isn't happy, he's trigger happy. Dorm Jolly. Yo. And the battle scene is in a sorry state of place. It's a fight for survival if you want to stay and dominate. So it's sort of like the Hunger Games in a lot of ways because you'll see this bitch catching fire when I'm mocking Jay. And if I said let's fight he would either moan and beg it go and leg it, phone a friend or phone a medic your soul pathetic, your flow generic your face I hope they edit because you're less photogenic than Joseph Merrick for those that get it show me credit those that don't forget it or google it like oh should said it. Yo check it. Shug 9. If he was white 5 for 5 had a good life okay you look nothing like Shug 9. You kind of look like a Perth. Ladies and gentlemen the love child of Elijah Wood and Shia LaBeouf. Look last year you came to Berlin. It's about that guy called Brian Damage. Congrats bitch because now you're kind of known in Berlin as that guy who Brian damaged. Now I imagine people who watched it online wondered how abruptly he ended his rounds. But being there live I know you choked through half your third then requested they cut it and edit it out right? Don't shake your head right now I was there just like the rest of the crowd let's be honest man right you choked so why you got to be so fake son MC's have choked in the past even a lot of all the great ones but take one stayed on tape because honestly I'm not gonna praise tongue yet your end got split in the middle that's why you got to be a snake tongue but his battles aren't the only thing they get cut and chopped because I know what happened the next day in Berlin when you filmed his don't flop drops video but watch this DFAFD I'm tongue twister hearing Berlin about to drop you some bars that's it a simple introduction Chris it's not very hard but that intro took him like 10 takes he constantly mumbled and stumbled and copped up the start like it's Mr. Tumple of them you can watch it but it honestly can't have been that much fun for the star from me watching you start over and over took so long it got dark took so many shots it's the reason for Liam's more muscular arms that intro was like a night out where you want to get drunk but your pockets aren't large because you took a whole bunch of shots and stumbled before you even got to a bar so no wonder his name is Mr. Tung Twister when simply saying this is tongue twister is a tongue twister and approach him after this battle and be like I don't know hi there I'm Jen and he'll reply hi I'm Chris Tung sorry we tried that again was by saying rapper to my right or my left introduce yourself G until you must have come along and said please don't do that with me back to Berlin back to Berlin where you wanted weed and asked me to supply you some green you gave me 20 euros in total remember well I kept 15 I then bought a fiver to his story he said that fiver and three smocked the best buds left some dry sticks and seeds and gave you that for your 20 like yeah Berlin's prices are steep then I said goodbye because I didn't feel to chat with the guy but he must have misunderstood like yeah it is a goodbye great value for price bitch those were the skimpiest little 10 bags you must have had in your life I don't mean to exaggerate guys you really had to see them I mean thank fuck you didn't compare the bags I gave to him with the bags I gave to Liam considering you call yourself such a stoner you don't know much about how's your weed bro you're the type to enter a coffee shop here wishing you had some weed and order a cappuccino no you're actually dumb enough to fly here from London and smuggle a bit of pot with you just so you can whip it out your boxes here and be mr. popular like yo want some weed I got your bra bitch fuck off home go back to London for a smokeful only where you have the dutch between your lips here is when you're sucking off a local yo and that way tonight we're both taking that drag in our bed only differences might not be off a victory spliff and his drag will be an actual man in a dress so let's go so you're talking about my drops yeah I may have chucked in the intro but when I got out I had heavy lines in every rhyme and then once in your drop drop and you're right you're right I did choke in my battle and he edited it out that's harsh Bagno edited your battle when he put it in bird boss and yo you may have noticed our noses are both big and when our opponents mostly focus on our noses it's hopeless because we both rebuttal and go sick but your rebuttals are so shit I'm the champ of skateboarding pro tricks because if we do 360s I'm the dopest for the nose flips that nose angle I change it and match it perfectly that nose angle change it with plastic surgery and now I've got a long nose but fuck it yo at least mine doesn't point downwards like gonzoles from the Muppet show but that's wrong though you're from another show hi I'm jolly j and I'd like to get to know you you may know me from such programs as bad bars episode 2 see I was there yeah but because people are spitting whack to me for some rap along rapping whack MC bad bars episode 2 I was there for that battle and that was one of the ones I wanted to watch until you said the only time you're on top of the pops is when you're on your dad's shoulders and you're on top of your pops you should probably stop but no he carried on like seeing anyone holding a kilo is when a midget is going through his door and he's holding a kilo innuendo free up shit is bars in existence but I didn't think to listen yeah I did I'm kidding listen you said I took that criticism like she takes jism I took it on the chin and swallowed it what a brick did you not stop and think before you jotted it no he did the opposite like swallowed it on the chin that's proper sick but I'm not going to start giving him criticism come on think of jism he might think of jism but yo if you think he's whack you're not wrong he definitely is he's got like one hot song but it will never be a hit jog on I'm telling him to quit then go to ratemyboo.com and log on because there's levels to this shit and when you talk or spit it's like you farted in my face awkward and now it's sort of like I have pink eye and it's forcing me to forfeit because in my eyes you're shit that's how you do a shit bar time bring your crew you set frail soul set sail, doctrine, custom, the crowded awe of the way I came overseas to make this guy in public bars on deck, I ain't the kind of guy you want to try and punch with right rock his bolt, make him float now you can really see a flying Dutchman