Don't you love bank commercials? Imagine what it would be like if there was a bank exclusively for gay men...
Announcer - Josh Rimer
Client - Andy Rimer
Bank Employee - Shawn Isenor
Bank Teller - Damon Winters
Bank Manager - Bill Ouellet
Director - Sarah Empey
Camera Operator - Damon Winters
Production Assistant - Kevin Currie
Makeup Artist - Tansy Lam
Written by Shawn Isenor & Josh Rimer
Tired of ordinary banks always with their hands in your pockets?
At H.O.M.O., you'll welcome the intrusion.
At H.O.M.O. we have no intimidating front entrance.
We prefer you to use the back door.
Our unparalleled personal service, coupled with the merger of your assets with our exceptional market penetration, will ensure your continued satisfaction.
You'll also save on fees with our exclusive Oral Contracts. No paper work is necessary as we completely trust what comes out of, or goes into, your mouth.
Our unique lending practices and our specialization in horizontal
spreads, mergers and back end load funds, will service your immediate
needs. With a firm grasp on your long term.
Our Mutual Funds are world class and are guaranteed to have no Hidden Loads. Everything will be right in your face. With an H.O.M.O. Investment you will practically be making money hand over fist.
We're also the only bank to offer a 24 hour public washroom. Withdraw
some cash from one of our instant tellers and then make a quick deposit.
H.O.M.O. - Our Bank, Your Pleasure!
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