 Kendra asked for eggs this morning, I said Yolk. Yolk? K. Why are you reading so slow, man? That doesn't even make sense. What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta? Yeah, that's great. Did you write that one? No, but your jokes are terrible. That's why I know them. Do you know the German word for constipation? Far from pooping. What is the difference between a well-dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? That's hard. I don't think it works with you knowing every single bad joke. Kendra asked for eggs. Did I already tell you this one? My grocer asked me if I wanted my milk in a bag. I replied, no thanks. I like to keep it in the carton. My friend drove his expensive car into a tree. And found out how his Mercedes bends. I told you, it's all in the delivery, bro. What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? The deal. How do you know all of it? When a woman is giving birth, this is more of a statement. She's literally kidding. What do you call it when Batman skips church? I don't think you looked at it. I didn't, and I don't know. Christian Bale. That's actually good. Kendra asked for eggs this morning. Happy Father's Day, Radiant Church. We love you.