 Item No. 7693 Level 1 Unrestricted Containment Class Esoteric Secondary Class Uncontained Disruption Class Emitta Risk Class Notice Special Containment Procedures SCP-7693 is currently uncontained due to its effect on all known cows. We see Addendum 2 for proposed containment procedures. Class Mu Amnestics have been approved for wide-scale use to hide the effects of SCP-7693 until a permanent solution is reached. Class Mu Amnestics causes those affected to remember abnormal events as normal events and can be applied to entire populations at a time. Due to negative side effects, they are only used in extreme circumstances. SCP-7693 is the inability for all cows to be able to vocalize. Whenever a cow attempts this, a random anomalous effect will occur instead of noise being produced. This effect will vary and is difficult to predict, but a few outcomes have been noted to occur more often than others. A few common effects include A piece of paper with the word Mu written on it appears on top of the cow's head. Persons near the cow smell the word Mu. The word Mu is formed out of clouds in the sky. Persons near the cow say the word Mu themselves. This often causes confusion, as they are not cows. Addendum 1 Notable SCP-7693 Events The following in the list of unique SCP-7693 effects that cause a notable disturbance in the veil before amnestics were applied to those involved. Effect Approximately 100 cows manifested in the sky above a cow that attempted to vocalize. Additional notes Despite the weight of the cows, each cow did negligible damage upon falling to the ground, and none were injured. Witnesses compared the event to a light and pleasant rain prior to the application of amnestics. Effect Politicians employed in all human governments were temporarily replaced by cows for a period of 30 minutes due to SCP-7693. Additional notes Many governments continued on as normal during the interruption, as the cows had a surprising amount of intelligence and talent for governmental operations, despite their inability to make noise. However, many countries passed significant amounts of milk-related legislation during the event. A cow one-tenth the size of a standard cow manifested near the cow that originally attempted to vocalize. When this cow attempted to vocalize, a cow one-hundredth the size of a standard cow manifested. This pattern continued until a cow the size of a cubic plank length manifested. Additional notes Quantum physicists employed at the Foundation made significant discoveries by studying the final cow. All papers were published about a subatomic particle titled the Higgs bovine. Addendum 2 Proposed Containment Procedures The following addendum lists proposed containment procedures for SCP-7693 and their reasons for rejection from official adoption. Due to the threat to the veil that SCP-7693 poses, binding effective containment procedures are considered a top priority. Underground containment barns are to be installed at all major Foundation sites that house the anomalous cows. Reason for rejection, while construction of the barns was underway, an SCP-7693 event caused several nuclear warheads with the word Mu painted on them to manifest in the barn's locations. It is believed that this was a warning from the cows, and further progress with this containment method will result in further consequences. Proposed Containment Procedure Many interest-granting reality anchors are to be implanted into cows to counteract the anomalous effects of SCP-7693. Reason for rejection It is well documented that even before the appearance of SCP-7693, SRAs have been unable to function around cows. The prevailing theory for this effect is that cows have a natural immunity to reality. Proposed Containment Procedure All cows are to be sent to a habitable planet in another solar system using anomalous space-bary technology. Reason for rejection All habitable planets have been transformed into planet-sized cows after an SCP-7693 event. Discussions are still underway as to whether planet-sized cows are habitable for standard sized cows. Addendum 3, Incident-7693 Three weeks after the initial appearance of SCP-7693, an SCP-7693 event caused a USB port to appear on a cow. Upon being plugged into a computer, two files appeared. The first file was titled MuPlus.Text and contained the following. Hello and thank you for using MuPlus, the alternative moving mod. Are you tired of your boring old moves? Do you want to spice up your life? This is the mod for you. Simply download it on your cow species, wiggle a cow, chant the activation sequence, and watch the magic happen. Please note that CowCuber69, the creator of this mod, is not responsible for any milk-related damages that occur from the use of this mod. The second file was titled Uninstalled.exe. Upon running this file, most anomalous effects from SCP-7693 ceased. The only remaining anomalous effect is that cows are still unable to vocalize. Revised containment procedures have been created with the goal to reinforce the public belief that cows have never been able to vocalize, and all recorded instances of cow vocalization are fictional.