 Your guide would cut your throat for ten dollars and even if he didn't you'd be shot by bandits or scout by Indians My gun is your safe passage. You're going to need it Have gun will travel Starring mr. John Daner as Paladin San Francisco 1875 the Carlton Hotel headquarters of the man called Paladin You know hey boy I'm bored this afternoon Too much of the same thing. Oh, you saw me so paladin Only something different would happen. I say water Or something different mr. Paladin Which is the way to flea town Montana flea town. Ah, yes, perhaps I might help my name is Paladin. Oh, I thank you I'm James Brunswick. Hey boy bring mr. Brunswick some brandy or very kind, but I can't tell you see my my father the 8th Earl of Aylesbury invested money in this ranch in Montana And now that my brother's dead his share was left to me and you're going there to take possession Precisely my interest is hard The rest is owned by a fifth cousin the miss Felicia Carson that I must make arrangements to get there quickly A lone woman attempting to run a large ranch. Well, you understand. Yes, of course Imagine she'll be pleased to have a man's help. Oh quiet. Well, I'll hop a train and I'll just pop in on her in a day or two Three weeks will be closer to the truth The train will drop you about 200 miles from flea town from there on its horseback over the mountains. Oh Well, then in that case I might do a bit of hunting. I shall hire a guy and he'll cut your throat for your money No, you couldn't do it alone. You get lost shot by bandits or scalped. Well, it's rather awkward What's the solution? This Gun will travel. 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He stared back Fascinated we dismounted walked up the steps This is Fleetown mister you're looking for someone special. Ah, yes, Miss Felicia Carson perhaps you can direct us to the King's Arms Ranch, sir I'll be dying Miss Carson What is it? Ma'am, I think your cousin from England just got here You you James Brunswick. Yes, that's right. Oh Well, I reckon you are McKinn folk. Oh my goodness cousin Felicia. Why this is delightful Well, I reckon I'm pleased to meet you. I'm delighted. This is my friend. Mr. Paladin. The pleasure Miss Carson the same This here's what him a foreman not in you go see them horses is shod yet. Wadi. Yes, ma'am Who is crazy clothes? I beg your pardon? Crazy clothes Harry you go on about your business quit standing around staring and take your braves with you Go on now go on Crazy clothes I say cousin Felicia there's a savages No, no them's Harry Blackfoot little horse and a few of the boys from across the road is all James was disappointed that we didn't see any Indians on the trail Good thing too. They only braves you'd run into up there. It'd be a war party taking scalps Harry and them a lot more peaceable. They ain't smeared war paint in years war paint taking scalps Joe it's all true then just as I read Makes good reading, but it's nothing you'd care to see. No, no, I expect not You the one who shot that portal bear cub on that pack horse I shot in son, but he's scarcely of cotton listen to him boy Mr. You just ain't acquainted with Montana breed of bear full growth. There's big as this house Really? Well, I never heard of any animal that long I've only been in on the killer one full size Montana bear myself I was with the army took a 10 pound shot to bring him down Extraordinary you know what we found when we peel the hide off him. No, what why bear skin you blame fool I must say the joke is on me What a dude come on let's get How's the water in the horse You think that's funny do you must admit a man swimming in a horse trough looks pretty foolish and as foolish as you will with your job Busted seems like ng finally bit on one himself, and he don't like the sour taste You're kind of handy with your practical jokes, mister next time It might be better to let a man become acquainted with the local customs before you try to make a fool of them In the 1800s the Monroe Doctrine dictated that Americans put a wall between themselves in the world today However times have changed from city-dweller to farmer Americans know they are part of the world and close to it and the more they can find out about it the better That's why the broadcasts of Edward R. Murrow and Lowell Thomas are so popular Each of these internationally known newsmen has a wide background in the history the politics the economics on which current events are built Whether you're interested in high-level affairs of state abroad Economic developments here at home or the latest advances of science You'll find them presented clearly and understandably by Murrow and Thomas with the touch of wit or human interest That has won them listeners everywhere in the world if you're not already addicted to the news as CBS radio presents it nightly Start this week to follow the broadcasts of Edward R. Murrow and Lowell Thomas They're both heard Monday through Friday on most of these same CBS stations James Brunswick 9th Earl of Aylesbury changed to knickers once we got to the ranch After tea and a pipe he picked up his riding crop and announced it was time to look things over Felicia Carson reckoned it was time. I tagged along We made a circuit of the main ranch buildings and ended up some time around dusk back at the corrals Well, that's the works Jamie These buildings six thousand head of cattle and twelve thousand acres of land. It's immense. Absolutely immense And you've been looking after all this alone, you know, you're an amazing woman Felicia had to be done Well now that I'm here I intend to take this burden off your shoulders You just sit back and be the lady of the matter Well, thanks Jamie, but for a while you just sort of take it easy and don't strain yourself none Well, I'm going up to the house suffers in a half an hour. What? Well, I am afraid that she doesn't take me very seriously paladin a little change right now. You're sort of Unusual to her to everyone, you know, I've been thinking about NG and his little joke this morning. I Um, I was being tested on that. Yeah And they think that a man who can be tricked as a fool See around here. They figure there are two kinds of no good people cowards fools In a rough situation the coward will run out on you and the fool might make a fatal mistake And I showed myself up to be a fool. No But you showed you've got a lot to learn Let's say you've lost face. You don't quite fit in yet. Well, how does one go about fitting in paladin? Well Here This is your saddle English made for riding nothing else, right? Well, what else is there? Well? Look at the saddle of mine a Western saddle, but yeah, it's a cumbersome heavy sort of thing may be but there's a reason for everything See the horn here tie post when roping cattle and Elbow rest for a man in the saddle all day I see and a height and the slope of the cattle here See that I figured to give a man the most comfort and the best brace through a day's work they're rigging the cinch the stirrups the stirrup leather they're all designed to contribute something useful There isn't a piece of leather on this saddle that isn't needed Well, I must confess I thought it was an unwieldy piece of business No, nothing on the front here is without a definite purpose No individual is without a definite purpose either survival is too difficult Everything and every one must contribute something and you'll just have to find a thing that you have to Attacking us shouldn't be hostile here showing themselves to open See they're firing in the air Well, it looks like well, that's the one Harry Blackwood. All right now hold still Harry Let me see You just take it easy now of all the fool tricks screaming like a bunch of medicine show squads It serves your right Harry. Can I help and G say it was a joke Everybody have fun and G say high in the chest It's a bad one you do this Englishman. I'm sorry. I didn't know it was a joke. I take him to the house. No No, we take care of our chief. I can't tell you how sorry I am Why couldn't you wait and find out what it was about before you? Oh, never mind. We'll go into town in the morning. Maybe they'll listen to reason We ain't had no Indian trouble here in years until you come along you dang fool She put that kind of strong What was that you said about a fool a fool that makes fatal mistakes Toward greater victories the March of Dimes is again asking your help to wipe out the deadly cripplers of thousands of children and adults Not only polio, but arthritis and birth defects Did you know that one out of every seven persons in the United States will suffer from arthritis and Exceedingly painful disease for which no cure has yet been found and that it menaces our youngsters as well as older people And did you know that one out of every 16 babies born this year will have a birth defect? You have helped the March of Dimes fight polio and emerged the winner in the battle and now your 1959 contribution to the March of Dimes can help win the battle with these other awful cripplers We did it before and with your help. We can do it again Send your gift of money to your local March of Dimes headquarters. Send it tonight There was tension in Fleetown after Harry Blackfoot was shot No one knew what the Indians might do about it They had him holed up in an old barn feeding him whiskey and working on his wounds. At least that was the news we got and a Money a figure and to leave paladin tomorrow Take him back with you for his own good How long do you think he'd last out here before somebody blows his head off? You've got to learn If you'd help him, I'm running a ranch not a school No, it isn't as if I don't like Jamie Don't send him away This ranch should give him a purpose in life You need him to shoot Indians. Would it be better if he'd run away and hid? Well, he he should have used his head before he used that rifle He reacted the way any man would he was attacked Picked up the rifling to defend it himself Good morning. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting morning Now when we get to town Jamie, you let me do the talking the Indians are probably cooled down by now If Harry Blackfoot is all right NG started this and it's up to him to stop it Now James, I just want you to show up and stand there like you got nothing to be ashamed of That's of course. Oh Why I'm sorry, I Paladin I had appreciated it if you would stay here until we clear up this matter and then I'd like to return to San Francisco with you That's what you want. Well, I believe it would be best for everyone There is propped up against the lock under the tree Harry Blackwood seems to be recovering very well He's drunk. They're all drunk. Look at that barrel of whiskey But they got it from NG better get NG before we try talking to Harry You can't stay out here alone James come with us. Well, I'd like to apologize to that fellow. Oh, not right now Trouble make you got the engines all stood up to blame for you don't you try to squirm out of this Putting all the blame on James. Well, I didn't have anything G You're going out with us now until Harry Blackfoot exactly why all this is your fault my fault I don't have to explain that to you and G them engines isn't no mood to listen to reason now They kill me if you don't go out there. I'll kill you Where's my rifle you kill any one of them and world spread to every Indian in the section and every one of them Would be wearing paint in 24 hours you get out there and tell them to stop it I can't stop it may want the Englishman. He's right. Where do you think you're going out there? You can't go out there Jamie. Well, I can't endanger your life. I'll be the cause of an upright stop If you can get across the street, maybe he can get the harry paladin Why didn't you stop him sometimes a man has things to prove to himself? It's a rundown. They're gonna swipe him down and toppling He's getting up Here comes another one. No man can take that kind of punishment He's getting up again. He's trying to get to Harry Blackfoot I'm going out there wait here. They'll kill you too paladin if you Braves teach lessons we could have shot your braves by now, but that would have made a war He's had his lesson. He's been hurt enough crazy clothes on his feet. Listen to me harry Only a few may wear clothes like that. It is a proud uniform from a far-off land Only brave and honorable men wear that uniform the the clothes are the sign of a great and wise leader a man of strength Man like yourself See how he behaves You know feel I owe you an apology. Oh, man I'm really dead, dead for you. Sorry, you know Inexcusable Huh, you're right He brave man Feeling better Jamie. Oh much. Thank you. Yes, fortunate the store carried my size in stock How do you like me? Do I look like a rauncher? Paladin, I guess you do with that Wow Come on in harry Where'd he get your clothes? Yeah, he requested them only brave and honorable man wear this uniform Great and wise leaders That's right harry me and that one Englishman No one else No one else good Well, he seems quite happy Now paladin shall be returned to the ranch and pack You're not you're not gonna run out and leave me now Jamie You can't do that to me. I I'm just a mere little old woman That that ranch needs a man. Thank you for the offer Felicia, but Really, I'm afraid there's so little that I have to contribute out here except courage Oh, come now paladin. I mean one doesn't talk about that sort of thing. Mr. Paladin You're traveling back to San Francisco alone Well, it if you insist I stay One favor before I leave James. Oh, yes, of course I like the address of your tailor in London If I send in my measurements, perhaps he could make me brave and honorable chief Are you but Mr. Paladin, but where is man from the baller hat he's ranching in Montana. Oh He changed clothes Can either of you tell me the way to Henry'sville, Oregon? Oh, sure Best is to go to a street at the end of time there you are again and Henry's villa a long ways off And difficult to get to oh, but you see I really must get to Henry'sville a cousin of mine a rancher died And it's my duty to take over the management of the ranch Oh boy, and you've just arrived from England and you're in a hurry. Well, yes That's quite great as a matter of fact. My name is Paladin may offer you my service. Would you? Have a garden we'll travel What kind of service sit down, please? Hey boy a glass of sherry for miss with sure lady Angela with Sure for Lady Angela and hurry. Oh, you saw I get sherry right away Lady Angela. Oh boy Tell you who mr. Paladin And now Lady Angela, I think I should tell you must hold my hand. It's an American custom. You must accustom yourself to American customs Well now the service you spoke of It begins tonight at eight o'clock a dinner at Fabre's then a glass of sparkling wine at the porter And then a tour of San Francisco You must see the points of interest before you leave. I feel I'm already indulging myself in something interesting Lady Angela, I know I can assist you. You know something, mr. Paladin. I'm quite certain you can travel Created by Herb Meadow and Sam Rolf. He is produced and directed by Norman McDonald and stars John Daner as Paladin With Ben Wright as hey boy Tonight's story was written by Sam Rolf and adapted for radio by John Dawson Featured in the cast were Virginia Christine Ralph Moody Jean Bates Barney Phillips James Nasser and Harry Bartell Hugh Douglas speaking have gone will travel Salute station KRMG Tulsa, Oklahoma, which became CBS radio's newest affiliate on Monday, January 5th KRMG covers 93 counties and reaches about a million families in the Southwest and operates on 50,000 watts daytime and 25,000 nighttime Join us again next week for have gone Will travel