 We did it. We made it to Friday again. Hope all is well. Fun show tonight. Hopefully it'll be about 45 minutes to an hour. Gonna be talking about some of the worst movie endings in existence of all time. Movies that were having a perfect game until the final, you know, the final ending. That's not true. Some of the movies on here I still actually like quite a bit even if the movie was disappointing at the end. Other ones it really did just kind of screw the pooch. A couple streams ago I talked about my favorite movie endings and we thought, why don't we do this again? And when I say we, I mean Lindsey and I, Lindsey's gonna be joining me when her schedule isn't busy. Lindsey, are you available to come in? I am. Okay. She's down here. I set up a little apple crate for her to stand up on so you can see. Okay, I think you're in frame. Yeah, there we are. We're okay. She's a little bit more pleasant to be around than I am. So I guess it'd be fun to have her on. I got a Coke. I don't drink Coke. Okay. I was just introducing the list. Let's bring it up. Let's, let's have some fun. Let's do this because I like some of these movies. You don't even know all the movies on this list. I don't. Okay. First one we have today. Let me, let me get this up. I am legend. 2007 Will Smith. What do you think of this movie? I liked it. I thought it was so scary. Do you remember? I couldn't even go to bed at night. I like needed a nightlight on. Yeah. I don't know why because the, the vampire creature humans, they don't, they're not, they look so fake the whole time. Yeah. But it was scary because he was all by himself in a city and then when he was strung up. Yeah. But it's Will Smith. I mean, the dog was, the dog was sad. The dog brought a lot of emotion. Yeah. I remember Olivia saw that movie and she, she, she's seen it in some of the scariest movies, you know, of the new, of the new generation. And when we got to the dog scene and I am legend, she was out. She stopped it. It was over. And then what we tried it like a year later and she would watch it. Then she watched it. Yeah. She got past like the tough part. Yeah. I should point out that some of the movies on this list, even though they're older, there will be spoilers because of the ending. So the nice thing about this list on Letterboxed is I'm going to click on the video, then talk about the ending. So if you haven't seen it, just mute it until I get done with that or, you know, come back in a couple minutes. So I am legend. Okay. Let's do the plot synopsis quick. Robert Neville is a scientist who is unable to stop the spread of the terrible virus that was incurable and manmade. Are you, are you amazed that I can read this font right now? I actually am. Yeah. But they said you have 2020 vision. I do have 2020. Yes, perfect vision. So immune. Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City and perhaps the world we established at the end of this movie. He's not the only survivor. If you remember, there was the ending to this, too. There are two endings and that's why this is on the list. So the theatrical ending is awful. There are two endings to this movie. In both of them, he meets the woman in the sun. I think it's her son, right? Yeah, I think so. She's always a sad sack in every movie she's in, but it always takes down the film when she shows up this actress. But they get in the house and the zombie creatures come into the basement. Will Smith's locked in the back room or whatever his name is Robert Neville with the woman in the sun. There's no escape. The only option he has is to use a conveniently placed grenade that was in the drawer and just kamikaze into the herd of zombies, killing himself and blowing them up, letting the woman and the son escape through, I guess, the chimney or something. It makes total sense. It's so stupid. And it really ruined the ending of that film. Now, the actual ending that the director wanted, it's teased earlier on that these creatures are still humans somewhere deep down. They have emotions and this leader was actually just going to get his wife back. And Will Smith puts this together, Neville puts this together, and he actually slowly wheels her out in front of this herd. They're breathing on him. It's really intense. But at the end of the day, they walk away with the woman. They don't kill him. Wait, no, I thought he doesn't go with, I thought only the woman and child go with. No, Will, Neville walks him, walks the wife out. I know, but I thought only the woman and kid get out and Neville stays there. Nope, they all leave. They all leave and go for sanctuary in a different part of New York or wherever they're at. It's actually a great ending and this ending sucks. And I bought the, I liked it. No, the original, the theatrical ending sucks. The good version is the one I just explained. But I bought the good version on Amazon Prime and it was like $4 more. They charged you for the better ending. That's right. I remember we talked about it. It was so stupid. Yeah. How did it end in the theaters then? I told you, blows himself up with a grenade. Oh. Yeah, he dies. He lost me. Okay, that's right. Well, we're one movie in and she's already toned me out. Tune me out. It's amazing. We have 19 movies to go. Okay. How are you going to do? I'll do my best. Okay. Jurassic World Fallen Franchise, the next one on this list. I gave this movie one and a half stars. That was maybe being a little bit aggressive, but this is kind of like Last Jedi for me. We're the first, the first movie in the new franchise, the new saga, whatever they're calling it trilogy. I thought it started things out well, Jurassic World. Sure, it was kind of a soft reboot, new park, new attitude, but you know, same, same feel kind of. This movie just tanked every good thing they had going for it. So we have what is Chris Pratt, Owen, is that his name? Owen and Bryce Dallas Howard. Nobody, Kate, I think nobody knows her name. She's in it. She's a totally different person than she was in the first movie. They go to the island to save the dinosaurs, just like they do in Lost World, get them out of there before the volcano erupts. We go through this whole bullshit at the mansion where they're selling dinosaurs off at the end. Yeah, that was sad. Sad? What weren't they like doing experiments on them? No, they were just selling them like rich, rich people, billionaires were selling the dinosaurs like an auction. Okay. Yeah. That's so sad. Oh yeah, I guess. I mean, it's whatever. But I was more impressed that they could how is a T-Rex and all these other creatures inside of this place. It's very impressive. So Owen and whatever Bryce Dallas Howard and this girl are locked in a different facility, they get out and in the final moments of the film, they decide to let all the dinosaurs free just to roam the earth. And it wouldn't be so bad. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't solely because the girl that they're with is a clone. And so she sympathizes with the dinosaurs because she's like, I'm kind of like them. I'm not a real girl. And so she pushes the button and Owen's like, yeah, I get it. Didn't they let her go free too or did they take her in? They took her in. They let her go. Be gone. You're free girl. You're free child. She rides a dinosaur to freedom. Why not? Yeah, that's that's fallen kingdom. That movie sucked. Okay, this one's controversial. I'm sure people are already fuming because it's on here. Prisoners. When Keller, Keller Dovers, when Keller Dovers daughter and her friend go missing, he takes matters into his own hands. As the police pursue multiple leads and the pressure mounts. But just how far will the desperate father go to protect his family? Do you remember this movie? We saw it in theaters in Minnesota in 2013. I would not have gone. It was only a year after Connor was born. I didn't go with you. Then I have another woman on the side. I want to know about that now. We saw this movie. It was one of the few times we had free. Our parents were watching the kids. Yes, our parents were watching the kids. We went to this movie and we both left pissed. Well, I'm sure I did that you made me leave my kids and my baby and I don't even remember. That's asking if you've seen any of these movies on this list because you're having a hard time. You see how hard this actually is now. It's not that easy to remember all this crap. Okay, let me break it down because you might remember. Hugh Jackman, his character's son goes missing. How old is he? I don't know, like six, seven? I don't know. Jake Gyllenhaal is the cop on the case, the detective. He's going to try to find him. He's not going fast enough. Hugh Jackman knows every second that goes by his kids closer to death. Like taken. It's not at all like taken, but yes, Liam Neeson understood this, how this works. So Hugh Jackman takes matters into his own hands. He kidnaps the boy that they kind of think might have done it. It's like this young teenager. He's kind of weird. He's got some. We should watch this again. I don't want to watch it because the ending sucks. It sounds good. We're going to get to it. He locks this kid in a room in a condemned building and he's torturing him. He's like beating the shit out of this kid for information because he's like so absolutely sure this kid knows something. So he's kind of turning into the villain himself, but he's he's doing everything to get a son back. Hugh Jackman. Oh, okay. Anyway, the movie ends because he actually does get the information out of him, goes to the place that he's confident has the has his son. And when he gets through the door into the kitchen, the woman there has her back to him. And for some reason he like doesn't have his weapon ready. And so she gets the jump on him. He saves his son. A woman jumped on him. Well like turns around has a gun. She doesn't literally jump on him. Okay. She gets the jump on him. It's a figure of speech. And then she puts him in a hole in the backyard where his kid was at. The kid gets out. But he's stuck there forever. And they like cover him up. And so the detective who's a little later on the scene, Jake Gyllenhaal, he's looking around snooping. They got the kid, but the dad is missing. And as he turns to leave, he can kind of hear the screaming of Hugh Jackman in the hole below, but they leave it vague. Does he actually free him? That sounds good. It would be because there's no closure. The whole movie you want Hugh Jackman to reunite with his son. Goosebumps is like you love the Goosebumps series. Goosebumps? The book series. This doesn't end. It's creepy. No, Goosebumps end. They have like scary twists. No, they're right. This is a horror movie. No, this is like a thriller. It needed to have a good close, but instead it has this artsy bullshit like open-ended. Well, now I want to see it. You have seen it. We saw it in theaters. You are never coming on this show again. This is a one and done. We thought this would be fun. Oh, we got a 499 super chat from Kevin Garland. I recommended the topic on the last podcast. Very happy to see it. Thank you, Kevin. You are a gentleman and a scholar. People, I already said this. The ending, the ending is not the whole movie. I know the, oh my god, the whole topic of this is that the movies might be great, but the ending kind of ruins it or takes it down a peg. And you're explaining to me now. I'm explaining to you. Yeah. But also if you haven't seen the movie, let me reiterate mute it because this whole stream is about spoiling the endings. Oh, I mean, otherwise what are we doing here? We're just saying like, I don't like the ending. Let's move on to the next one. That's true. We are having a discussion because we actually have different opinions on these and we're not mean to each other. Do we? You don't, I don't think you've seen any of these. Well, I don't think I've seen, I saw I am legend. I know that. We have different opinions. I haven't seen the movie and you have. Prisoners sounds good. I'm going to try to watch that now. You have seen this film, but whatever. Okay. Okay, whatever. I saw Matt was in the chat earlier. Matt's like me. We, we have very solid memories about where we were when we saw a movie, who we were with when we saw a movie. Do you remember where you were when we got married? No. Right. I can't remember the date or anniversary, but you know, when it comes up, I'll, I'll show up. But to the movie, but the movie that came out in 2013, I can tell you where we were. We were at Maple Grove. Oh my God. It was like a two o'clock. It was like a, well, you didn't drive anywhere. We were in the car with me. Right. We lived in, where did we live in 2013? In our house in Big Lake. See, you know that. I don't know that. Okay. Hancock, this movie sucks at the halfway mark. Now, do you remember this movie? Nope. It's interesting. 2008. Was it? Yeah. Hancock is a down and out superhero who's forced to employ a PR expert to help repair his image when the public grows weary of all the damage he's inflicted during his life saving, uh, heroics. Okay. This had a good solid premise. Uh, Will Smith again, another Will Smith movie on this list. He's, he's Superman basically, but he sucks. I remember that. Yeah. He's an alcoholic. He doesn't give a crap about anybody. Hey, Deadpool kind of copied that. No, this is, uh, Deadpool came out way before, like Deadpool, the comic book was out way before Hancock. And Deadpool, we don't have to get into all that nerdy crap. But, um, it started out fun. It was good for about an hour. And then Charlize Theron shows up and it turns out that she and him are intertwined somehow in a God and goddess relationship. And then he kind of turns into a real superhero and it becomes a real generic crappy shlock for the last half hour. It's really bad. I don't remember it after that because I only saw it once and I hated it. Yeah. Charlize Theron is very hit and miss in movies. Yeah. You can keep an eye on this and while I'm rambling, Lindsay can keep an eye on the chat while I explain the movie to her and you. I'm bored already. Yeah. She's out. Okay. War of the Worlds. You remember that? We've seen it like four times. Okay. We got one. I like this. We got her. I like it. Okay. War of the Worlds 2005 directed by Steven Spielberg. Rafe. How do you see that name? Rafe? Rafe for Rares. That's not. Rafe Flavin? Rafer. Raferior? I didn't know he had a last name. Rae. Rae. Tom Cruise is a divorced talk worker. Did you buy that by the way that he's like a doc worker, Tom Cruise? No. No. Hey, I'm working here. Oh, I suppose it is. He's got like white, nice teeth. I don't know where it's at. It doesn't matter. I think so. Well, if you're a doc worker it would matter. We've seen this movie four times and we don't remember where it takes place or the name of the character or the ocean. Okay. I'm gonna say this. This ending doesn't honestly bother me that much, but I know it really bothers people. What bothers me about this movie? It's an alien invasion movie. If you haven't seen it, there's been like four versions of War of the Worlds. Really? It keeps getting remade. Yeah. Cool. I think this is still the most recent. I like it. Yeah. I like this movie a lot. I like that it's shot from the perspective. It's basically clover field with a much bigger budget and not the founder footage style. So it's shot from the perspective of the family the whole time. Right. Yeah. So you're not getting any crazy like Michael Bay UFO shots like looking down. It's just Tom Cruise and his garbage son and his cute daughter Dakota Fanning. Yeah. Like when he throws a peanut butter at the wall or at the window. I was thinking about that when they're making the sandwiches because I was like, are they eating? That's your biggest. Every time we watch a movie, Lindsey's so concerned about are they eating and how are they going to the bathroom? Absolutely. Every time. Like they're in the middle of a battle and you're wondering how Leonidas is eating and you know going to the bathroom. Well, it's been days and they haven't shown it. And when you have a kidney there or a dog or an animal, I mean. They figure it out. Yeah. All right. So the ending of this movie, it's kind of teased at the beginning. Can you talk about Tim Robin? I'm going to get to it. Oh. I was side tracked. With the peanut butter. With the peanut butter sandwich. The movies narrated oddly enough by Morgan Freeman. I guess at that point, we're just kind of narrating everything. He does the beginning and the ending. He's never in the movie. Oh, yeah. Okay. It's kind of like a planet earth situation where he's like, life. What does it mean? Yeah, it's good. And then it ends with him. And the big reveal is, no, it was horrible, says Matt. The big reveal is the aliens cannot adapt to earth's environment. Right. Because humans have, you know, we've evolved over time with the oxygen and everything. So the aliens, they have a decent run. They kill a lot of us, but it can't last forever. The, the road, the honeymoon is over pretty quickly for them. And they just start killing over. There's no final big set piece or anything. But instead we have like a half hour of miserable Tim Robbins crap where he's like weird and kooky and he's in the basement. You guys can hide in here. And Tom Cruise's son runs off with the army and he's a garbage kid. But that was intense. The first time watching and Dakota Fanning was like, Dakota's great. She sells everything. They wanted him, you know, her to just be quiet. And Tim Robbins was going berserk and Tom Cruise is like, what do I do? Yeah, it's three fourths, a really awesome movie, I think. And then the final 30 minutes, 20 minutes kind of suffers and sucks. But I still watch it. I mean, we watched it a lot. I liked it. Yeah. It's a good movie. I enjoyed all of it until you watched it again. Tim Robbins got long. But the first time I saw, I liked the whole movie. Yeah, I mean, I think it's, it's very intense. Very intense. Next on the list. There's another controversial pick, I think 10 overfield lane. Why didn't you like how it ended for the world? I didn't like that there was no it was very anticlimactic. There's no big final like standoff. It's just Tim Robbins and them in the basement. And then they walk out and all the giant robot alien things, they just die. Yeah, they just die. Yeah, but they got captured. I mean, I know it's going. It's just the Tim Robbins stuff sucked. And that was the last moments of that was the last 20 minutes of the movie. Huh? Yeah, so it just kind of took me out. I liked it. Again, I've seen it a bunch of times. I still like it. It's just on a list of disappointing Indians. That one's on it for sure. Not on mine. Okay, 10 cloverfield lane, 2016, the sequel to cloverfield. Tom Hanks pees in like every movie. Tom Hanks drinks his own urine, he's doing all sorts of stuff. 10 cloverfield lane after getting in a car accident, this is the most basic synopsis I've ever seen. That's how movies should be though. Yeah, I agree really quick for the most part. A woman is held in a shelter with two men who claim the outside world is affected by a widespread chemical attack. 10 cloverfield lane is a really solid movie. I enjoy the crap out of it. I'm pretty sure you like it a lot. I like it more than I do. Our kids both enjoy it. It didn't need to be tied to cloverfield at all. I think it would have been really good as just a standalone thriller. There is 15 minutes that feel completely out of place in the movie. And it was clearly shot way after everything else was done, where Mary Elizabeth Winstead's character finally escapes. She goes out in the toxic environment and we're just straight up alien invasion. She makes a molotov cocktail, blows up the UFO. It's this whole shenanigan fest that really feels more like an action Michael Bay movie at the end than it did the first hour and a half. So I will agree with you that the ending felt like another movie. Yeah, it was another movie. But I still enjoyed all of it and the end of her getting away and then turning around to go help made me want more. The turning around to go back into the city to help out, that was good. Well, the ending is good. The final character decision. You're getting mad at like the 20 minutes and then when there's still a whole 20 minutes left. Because it felt completely disjointed from everything else and forced. She could have gone outside and the big reveal could have been that John Goodman's character was telling the truth or that he was lying. Or you know, that could have been it. We just needed a little reveal. We didn't need giant UFOs and aliens. I mean, I liked the movie. I thought it was great. I thought the ending was super eerie and I wanted to hear more about her story. I agree that it did feel like a different movie. I'll give you that much. Well, but 10 Clover Field Lane still still very good movie. Like I said, not all of these are bad. Some of them just get a little disappointing towards the end. You just a lot pickier. Oh yeah, of course. We'll see how you do with your movie. Signs 2002 directed by M Night Shyamalan. He's back. He's better than ever. A family living on a farm finds mysterious crop circles and I thought it's a mysterious crap at first finds mysterious shit in their fields which suggests something more frightening to come. Love this movie. I love this movie too. So scary. I could not look out the window at night. It's perfect campiness, full M Night Shyamalan. The acting's weird. Like it always is with these movies. Kids and adults don't talk like real people. The aliens are really schlocky. They have the old green suit. But every single person on the planet knows the scene at the birthday party where they have the shaky cam and that alien walks by. No, it's awesome. The thing that people get hung up on and I whatever, I can I can defend it and like dismiss it using my own cannon inside. But the thing people get hung up on is the fact the planet earth is what 70 some percent water and the aliens decide to come here. But water kills them. So they go to a planet that's essentially a death trap for their species. They didn't know. So that's my excuse is okay this highly maybe highly advanced race didn't have a choice. We don't know the backstory. Maybe they were being chased. We don't know the backstory. They have to land here. Their planet has nothing left. All the resources are gone. They only have enough qubits which is what I'm calling their their power and their ship to take them as far as earth. I feel sorry for them though. Maybe they had to escape their galaxy or their you know their solar system or whatever and this is where they had to go earth. We can make up crap because M. Night keeps everything incredibly vague. I'm defending this movie now I realized so maybe it shouldn't be on my list but a lot of people think science ending sucks so I'm putting it on here to represent them. Why are you mad at the ending again? I'm not mad at the ending. I put it on here to represent a lot of people that hate the ending of science. I genuinely don't care because at the end of the day this movie is not even about aliens. They are the catalyst to the real problem which is Mel Gibson's struggle with his faith with his family coming to terms with the death of his wife. There's a whole big meaning in this. Yeah of course the swing away with the water the you know I thought it was well done. I thought it was very well done. Matt said it sucked. You know Matt's just you know he likes what he likes he hates what he hates. That's between him and Mel Gibson and I'm going to shamal on. World War Z. Lindsay loves this movie because it has Brad Pitt in it. Doesn't matter everything else is just noise. Brad Pitt's here. I have no idea what it's about. Okay what do you think of the long blonde hair on Brad Pitt? You like it because the legend of the fall. Was that giving you kind of like flashbacks to better days? I mean what I don't know no I don't know. No you didn't think of River what is that movie called? The River Runs Through. It's another one of his. Is he in that? Oh yeah okay. Life of a former United Nations investigator. Is it Gary Lane or Jerry Lane? Jerry Lane and his family seems content. Suddenly the world is plagued by a mysterious infection turning a whole human populations into rampaging mindless zombies. This movie's entire premise is spectacle meets horror thriller. So we have The Walking Dead, we have Dawn of the Dead, we have all these zombie movies. The big hook for World War Z is the insane spectacle. You've got zombies running down the streets. They're climbing each other in these giant anthill pyramids to get to people. Helicopters are blowing up. Things are being destroyed everywhere. That's all fine and great but then we get to the final 20 minutes of this one and it's set in a boring ass laboratory where Jerry or Gary whatever has to skulk around and try to find like the right potions and elixirs and there's some zombies in there and again it just feels so different from the rest of the movie. I was expecting one final big action piece and we didn't get it. Okay well I don't remember much. I just remember Brad Pitt's. Well and so it's a perfect film. What about the running with the zombies? Do you remember all the zombies behind them when he was running? Yeah that's the entire movie until the last 20 minutes. That's that's the whole movie. So you know if he's not broke why risk it? Yeah. Okay it was so scary. You don't know anything about this movie either. Batman v Superman. I like Henry Cavill. I have two D.C.E.U. movies on here. What about Ben Affleck? Ben Affleck. I don't like Ben Affleck. Were you doing like a Rob Schneider thing from South Park? He's Nick Schneider. Nick Schneider. He's down on his look. He's been kicked out of the D.C.E.U. No he's back. Okay sorry. Fearing the actions of a god like superhero left unchecked Gotham City's own formidable forceful vigilante takes on Metropolis's most revered modern-day savior while the world wrestles with what sort of hero it really needs. Do you understand any of that? I wasn't listening. Okay okay this movie is a shit show all around. I know some people for some reason love this film. I don't know why. It's narratively all over the place. There's flashbacks. There's flash forwards. There's literal flash warning of a dystopian future. But really seals this as a complete disaster is Superman dies at the end after Wonder Woman just comes out of nowhere. Like we're teased. This is her first introduction. Gal Gadot. I think is how it's pronounced. Gal Gadot. Gal Gadot. She comes out. She has her own theme music. It's really stupid. I never liked it. But Cal L aka Superman sacrifices his own life by using a Krypton spear and shoving it through Doomsday. Okay. I think it's Doomsday. Yeah I think that's his name. Who was created by Lex Luthor of course by using his own blood in in one of the ships Kryptonian ships. It's all nonsense. It's all complete shenanigans. But Man of Steel kills himself. Everyone knows he's coming back for the next movie. It's the Justice League movie. So they put him in the ground and Ben Affleck goes to see him. Bruce Wayne is like goodbye friend. Keep in mind he's been trying to kill him the entire movie until they bonded in the last five minutes because their their moms are both named Martha. Oh everybody's saying Martha. Yeah. Why did you say that name? Why did you say that fucking name? He's like crying. He's like he's on the verge of tears as he's about to kill Superman. And Superman's mom is Martha? Superman's like Martha's my mom or something. I don't even I don't even know why but it's. What was Gal Gadot doing? I don't know like like doing this with her hair and smiling and fighting or something. Okay. I don't actually I don't think she's in it yet. They're not best friends yet until after the scene. Okay. But what's so stupid is okay Batman's supposed to be the world's greatest detective. That's his whole thing. Oh that's right. Yet he didn't even bother to look into Cal-L or anything about him on planet Earth. He's just straight up this guy needs to be killed and that's it. That's the end of the game. And then they were friends because they both have a Martha friend. Yeah the best friend. They bond over obviously it's deeper than Martha. People make fun of that but it's because he realizes that Superman isn't just this obscure abstract alien from another planet. He really is human somewhere deep down and he loves okay. They both that that's the connection but it's it's it's done in such a hand-fisted way. Anyway he's dead at the end. Everybody knows he's coming back and then the final shot is like the dirt coming up from the ground. Okay. So Snyder couldn't even keep him dead in the end of this movie. He's just straight up like he's still alive so the sacrifice isn't really anything. Who's that? Superman. Oh okay. Thanks for paying attention. Okay we have a super- Wait so you don't like the ending because of that. I don't like this movie but the ending I thought was even more ridiculous. Okay. Sean Gregerson is that the name? 199. Review Undead Silence. Zobby Fan made indie film. Well Sean $1.99 is not going to get you there champ. But I appreciate it. For $27.99 more your dream can be a reality because there's a mithral membership on Patreon at Adam Does Movies for $30 a month you get a movie review you can get up to four movie reviews a year unless you do the unobtainium $100 a month then you can have as many movies as you want. You get four movie reviews over the course of the year and then each month you get an additional request so you can get up to 16 reviews. I know. That's a lot to make you sit through. It is a lot to make me sit through. I just watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles today at two in the afternoon. Lindsay came down at one point she's like what the hell are you watching? And every time she sees me watching a movie it stars Megan Fox. Yeah I do kind of wonder. I don't know what's happening. I do kind of wonder. It's just how the chips have been falling. Sure. She has really fake lip fillers in that movie. They kept showing her. She's like what's going on? I could use some of those. Okay next we got one more super chat before I continue. Gary 499 says don't review Undead Silence. We have a bidding war back and forth. That's hilarious. No more Megan Fox. No Adam no more of these. Yeah Matt's been scolding me lately because and I have I have said this but I understand no other movie critic on the planet is dumb enough to do this sort of thing where for 30 bucks you can have me review something. I am asking nicely if you can at least make the request something people have heard of that came out in the last 30 years would be ideal. Some of the requests are super obscure indie or foreign and I understand no one's talking about them so it's cool to have someone actually represent the movie and I will do it but like this is just a nice hey if you can maybe you know you scratch my back I'll scratch your sort of thing. I like it. $5 super chat from Shadowhunter. How much to watch a season of Euphoria? God have you watched it? I haven't but I heard it's good. Zendaya and Zendaya. Is this Zendaya or Zendaya? I say Zendaya. You don't know how to pronounce Gal Gadot so. Gal Gadot. Okay. How much for a season? Well a season would probably be the $100 tier. People have what people have done is so I did Bob's Burgers and I did a couple other TV series in the past for 30 bucks but I only watch a couple hours worth of the show like a movie's amount. So like for Bob's Burgers for instance I think I watched six episodes and the person picked the episodes. Oh that's a great idea. Can I send you some videos from my phone to review? No. Oh Jaws Revenge. I was wondering why you didn't put Jaws on there. Jaws Revenge has the worst ending ever. Is that the fourth one? Those movies are so bad after two. Even two is not good. Which one's the revenge? That's got to be four. Yeah four is horrible but the whole movie's bad so I don't even care. Oh. Zack Snyder. Nobody likes Jaws 4. Nobody likes Jaws 3. Zack Snyder's Justice League. Okay I'm not going to read this. This movie's four hours long. It's for some reason in 4x3 aspect ratio. We all watch this movie as a family. Do you remember? No. Okay we did watch it. Did I fall asleep? I would imagine several times. It's again four hours long. Oh my gosh. This was Zack Snyder got an additional 30 million to finish his masterpiece. Here's the thing. I don't hate this movie. It's actually okay. It's kind of cool. The visuals are sweet. I think it's so stupid that it's in 4x3. People can use whatever defense they want. It doesn't make any sense. But the last 20 minutes that he got additional funds for are so awful. It's all shot in front of green screen. It looks miserable. Jared Leto's back is the Joker but now he's got like disheveled long hair and he's like you want to reach around Batman? He's saying really weird things. None of it worked for me. Amber Hurds there in like post-apocalyptic crustacean armor. But that's one of three endings. So they show that we're Superman's evil at the end. He's got the red eyes and he's like I'm going to kill all of you. Henry Cavill. And this goes nowhere by the way. This was all just Snyder being like this is all the stuff I would have done had they given me money. Then there's a second ending where death stroke I think shows up. That's your boy Joe Mizzuno or Mizzani or something. Joe Mangiello. I don't know. He's married to a brand dresser lady. The same person. Sophia Vararga. He's in there as death stroke for the one time he gets to play that villain and he's talking to Lex Luthor and they're drinking champagne on a boat. And then there's another part where Bruce Wayne wakes up and Martian Manhunter shows up in the movie and he's like we have things to do. So it's just a cavalcade of dumb scenes that don't mean anything to anyone. This is all at the end. So the movie is actually solid and there's this shot that they're showing in the picture right here where they have their hero pose. Yeah. And then it just goes and then it just yeah they're like on the they're all like the skinny flash guy. They're all like the Hoover Dam or something. Yeah it's Ezra Miller. Yeah. And they're all doing this nice hero pose and then boom we cut to this epilogue and it's awful. Yeah. I didn't like that ending either. At least you can just shut it off when it fades to black and pretend the final stuff's not in there but I'm a completionist when it comes to movies. So just knowing that there's more beyond that bothers me. What? Yo Adam what did you leave? Why did you leave them in? Oh Ben the weather in Minnesota sucks. It's negative 30 for several months of the year. You don't see the sun for six months out of the year. That is the only reason we left. All of our family and friends live there. It's a beautiful state. There's a lot to do in the summer months and there's a lot to do in the winter indoors. You have the Mall of America. You got Duluth. Every the roads are always pristine. It's a clean state. It's it's great education. Progressive state. We like all that stuff. South Carolina is the complete opposite. It's definitely different down here over here. But it's got nice weather and the oceans. And we like to move a lot. We like to travel and we knew staying in Minnesota on a teacher's salary and with being a teacher I would never get to travel. And we were you know dealing with the midlife crisis like every other 40 year old out there and every one of our neighbors in this new development are all from different states. It's actually really fun. $10 beautiful super chat. $100 shadow humor. Lindsay is taking a back right now. She's like people pay you for things. Euphoria. No it's euphoria. Okay. Oh my god. Well it looks like we know what we'll be doing very soon. Thank you Shadow Hunter. Let me let me go ahead and put it on the list. That's awesome. Right now. Well remind me when this is done. I don't want to derail. Okay. Okay. Thank you Shadow Hunter. I'll go back to all of this. That's amazing. Comment on these. That's amazing. We'll keep going. Okay. Kill Bill volume two. The bride unwaveringly continues on a roaring rampage of revenge against the band of assassins who had tried to kill her and her unborn child. This is such a bummer of a movie for me to talk about because Kill Bill volume one is brilliant. I love that film. It combines all of my favorite things. Katanas, martial arts over the top stylistic violence. There's an anime section of the movie. There's gratuitous violent actions throughout. It's so fun to watch and Uma Thurman is so good in this film. Love her. She's great in it. Daryl Hannah's in this. You got Michael Madsen. Tons of great actors. And the whole premise of Kill Bill volume one is to kill Bill of course. She gets her cool yellow jumpsuit. She conditions her body for the fight. She goes and gets this amazing katana sculpted for her specifically for this event. And then we finally get to volume two and it stays amazing until the last half hour of the movie where it's in black and white and all bullshit monologuing from whatever that guy. What's the guy's name? Who's the guy that killed himself? Julia Dreyfus is in this? Oh yeah we knew that. Not Julia Louis Dreyfus. They're different people. Who's Julia Dreyfus? Oh that is. Oh I don't know who Julia Dreyfus is in this. Guys what is the name of who's Bill? Oh it's going to bother the crap out of me that I can't remember. No it's not Michael Madsen. The guy that offed himself in the the bathroom. From Kung Fu. No Kung Fu the legend continues. No it's none of the people you're listening off. Well he's going to be in here. You would think but he's not a chance. Someone's going to tell me. Kill Bill is awesome but it did end kind of early. Oh it's David. It's David Carradine. I didn't even see it. David Carradine. Sorry it was the second name on there. Yeah now they're now they're coming in on the on the delay. Yeah David Carradine goes on and on for what feels like an eternity about Superman and he's making all these analogies and it's just miserable and then they finally sit down for a nice family dinner. The two of them and she kills them by doing this little five finger death punch. This nipple twist in a kiss. Oh yeah that's right. That she learned at the beginning of this movie. Yes. Actually not even at the way beginning. It's like 30 minutes into it. I don't know. I didn't think I would like these movies and I loved these movies. They're good. We should watch them again but I do agree. Kill Bill. Kill Bill too because you're so excited to see it and we gotta wait. Didn't we have to wait for it to come out right? Well yeah you had to wait I think six months or a year. Yeah I mean the first one was so good. Yeah well even the second one has great stuff. Yeah really good. She digs out of the group. Remember she like climbs out of the grave and this is cool shot. She fights Daryl Hannah in the RV. There's a lot of good moments. They do the flashback of the training montage with the sensei. Yeah I loved it all. I thought it was so good. What's bizarre is Quentin Tarantino edits these movies himself right? Okay. Why didn't he put the the five-palm killing thing in the first part so that it would tie in better with the second movie? Like he introduced this in the first part and that oh look it she's using it from way back in the first movie. Instead he puts it halfway through the second and you're like okay well he's obviously gonna use that on him. Yeah I don't know. That's a small grape. The big grape is your head cannon and this is one of the few times where and people use this as a criticism like the movie just didn't end how you wanted it to. Well yeah no shit that's the whole that's the whole point. I was expecting this epic like battle on the beach like sunset you know very silhouettes and or anywhere anything with swordplay would have been great but instead it's really just a lame lackluster ending and we see her on the ground in the bathroom crying because she's sad about everything like the weight of what she has just accomplished is falling on her and she's got nothing left really but her kid and I mean who really wants kids anyways you know the two of ours are just just a disaster. I really recommend that too. I mean yeah but Uma Thurma she definitely pulled me. Uma Thurma is great. She's amazing in it so yeah I guess it did get a little boring I think as you look forward to it you didn't expect such a long monologue. Yeah it's one of those like that's the thing I hate about Quentin Tarantino and I really like his movies but there's he can go too far Quentin for me where he does this subverting of expectation bullcrap he's like I know exactly what people want so I'm gonna give him something completely different just out of spite. Okay the descent this one is just like I am legend. After a tragic accident six friends reunite for a caving expedition their adventure soon goes horribly wrong when a collapse traps them deep underground and they find themselves pursued by bloodthirsty creatures. I like this movie. We love this movie. So scary. We love the non-american version of the movie. Right. There's two versions of the descent the other one was on my best endings list where she seemingly gets out of the cave at the end starts to drive away to freedom it's a happy ending but then we jump to her inside the cave with the cake and the camera pans out. And she's really stuck in there isn't she. Well I believe it's interpretive on purpose. Okay. So she's either in the cave in your mind and she's pretending she's got a cake and she's celebrating or she actually got away but she didn't really get away in her head like deliverance you know he they get out of a terrible situation but it's gonna hot them forever she's still trapped in that cave basically in her mind yeah that's a brilliant ending it's very smart makes you think that's not what we got in this version so in this version she actually does escape and then a pipe or something goes through the window it's a jump scare ending or someone pops up in the back I can't remember is that what it is I thought I thought one of the creatures were yeah it's it's just a terrible jump scare ending where something pops up and then it's over um I hated it yeah you did and it sucked it sucked because we bought it on Amazon Prime I didn't know there was two endings and so when it happened I was like what what what is this because I showed it to Chase and Sierra they had never seen it and Olivia and Olivia I was so excited to show my daughter and when that happened I was legitimately pissed off and I got out of I'm like no what you're seeing isn't that didn't happen that didn't happen and I frantically I frantically went on YouTube to find the original ending I'm like look pretend you didn't see the last four minutes and it was too late the damage was done the damage was done we all had to start over so fair fair warning if you're thinking about buying the descent make sure it's the non-american cut I don't know what they call it even for some reason I am legend had it listed as you could buy the director's cut I don't know what they would list the descent on there I didn't see two versions I'm sure people can find it yeah there's a sequel to this I know there's a sequel it I don't think it went to theaters and if it did it went to theaters very limited and it didn't look very good so I didn't watch $5 super chat from Ben Carter have you watched sissu yet sissu I don't know how you say it an awesome sleeper worth checking out like Swedish yes I know what it is it looked awesome it looked like John Wick meets in glorious bastards but I like it not a chance okay not a chance it's like it's one of those one man army things where I like John Wick yeah but I think that's a one man army without the heart it's like John Wick two three or four okay you know the plot's gone and now he's just killing people it's more of a bro movie okay it didn't play at the regal cinema so I couldn't see it and I don't can you find it somewhere do I have to do I have to find it on like maybe a third party website or is it available to stream if it's available I'll I'll track it down but no I haven't seen it yet here we go Titanic this one's more of a comical one James Cameron based on the you know Titanic sinking you got Jack in the mix you got what Kate what what's her character name you know no idea Rose right oh yeah how can we not know that Jack and Rose this this movie is known for one I forgot Bill Paxton's in this movie he is yeah who is he the ship captain or something no he's like a worker dude I'm pretty sure Bill Paxton everybody just make that up oh yeah he's in there he's in there yeah okay I love Kathy B. Billy Zane you should listen to Billy Zane he's a cool dude um everybody knows Titanic for one thing and it's the ending of this movie we're we're freaking fat ass Kate Winslet can't let Jack onto the boat Rose is like you're not getting on this there's not enough room on the door the door is massive you could fit four jacks on this thing he was poor okay she didn't want to have to take care of his ass when she made it I I get it do you think that's what it was you think it was we had a we had a fun time but all all trips come to an end I think she was like great I just wanted a fling now we've got this poor ass to take care of yeah I don't think it doesn't work sorry I don't know sorry I can see it you know that's what I'm thinking well I wish we would have got a little bit more insight into that because then I'd forgive it more if there was kind of this more uh dark side of Rose but as it stands he's just he's just miserably kind of like awkwardly he's on the side of the door like I love you she's like I love you too and she's like this was fun she's like sets out a yoga mat starts doing things and he's like he's slowly saying goodbye my love I can't beat you oops yeah it's been dissected and studied a million times over about the buoyancy of the door and it doesn't matter what we physically see is the takeaway and that door is huge they should have had around some freaking driftwood or something to make it more like why did it have to be a jumbo jet no one cares about the plausibility of the weight to you know whatever human ratio weighing it down it would suck yeah yeah but like if we were on a driftwood then show you would you'd sink it the movie's like seven hours already taking additional five minutes to have these guys workshop ways for him to get on this door I felt like they tried one time and you're like you don't need to be on the door I want to see the director's cut where they spend 45 minutes trying to get his ass on that door I would like to see the behind the scenes you got to wonder if she her and jackry been like you know I could fit on this I did a do you remember when I did that like phone thing right messages to people I did a James Cameron one where the guy keeps calling he's like hey James movie's looking great dude but this door thing we got to address this I think people are going to be upset and I just kind of kept going through it yeah it was really funny five people watched it it was really funny it's good okay she didn't see it is this the last one oh we have a couple more the village wait what about children of men children of men is an amazing ending that movie's phenomenal you never mentioned that movie I love that movie I don't I've mentioned I've mentioned children of men on this show several times randomly children of men is a brilliant film everybody should see it highly recommend Clive Owen post apocalyptic is played out but this one does it in a very fascinating way people can't have kids the world breaks down that's it that's the plot people can't have kids war torn Europe and England it's really good okay the village 2004 second M night Shyamalan film on this list I think there's three on here signs well I'm I'm I'm leading into a third reveal it's a teaser of what's to come when a willful young man tries to venture beyond his sequestered Pennsylvania Hamlet these are a lot of words his actions set up a chain of chilling incidents that will alter the community forever starts out really good here's a fun fact you didn't watch it I've never seen this movie and I already knew the ending just from the trailers on our die special I don't know if you saw it and then I and then I guess the ending and you like rolled your eyes I was so mad at you that you guessed it right you were supposed to guess that you're like this ending you said the movie kind of sucked yeah you said the ending was bad I said let me guess there is like a city right behind them or something stupid and you're like yeah yeah they're they're not really in not really in the 1500s or whenever they're at it started out scary cap it gets your attention right away when you watch the movie and then you start seeing where it's going like okay yeah because aren't people dressed up as monsters or something they try to scare them but they're really just humans um that's the fear stuff in it right they're just like scaring people and yeah no no I didn't see this movie it's one of the only am I trying to scare them to keep them in the village yeah that's what I'm saying yeah did I say that wrong yeah yeah I think this is I meant to keep them out of going to the city um this is one of the only M98 channel movies I think I haven't seen yeah I've seen The Happening which is stupid I didn't see that that's the one where the trees are killing people oh I don't think I saw that Mark Wahlberg and Zoe Deschanel I don't like Mark Wahlberg do you say Deschanel or Deschanel Deschanel I like Deschanel it sounds fancy you say vase or boss we're done you don't say boss you say dragon or dragon dragon I've been Drago Indiana Jones the kingdom of the crystal skull 2008 I just rewatched this movie and did like a 20 minute rant roast on it and I don't even hate this film look I gave it three and a half stars I don't hate it set during the cold war the Soviets led by sword wielding Irina Spalco I seriously just watched I know I had no idea her name was Irana yeah I did a 20 minute thing I just said you you generally don't listen to me when I talk it's like no I'm letting you do your thing yeah okay Kate Blanchett plays Spalco and you can't understand a word she says because she's using a super over-the-top Russian accent oh this movie is really fun to just look at the shit show and enjoy it this one with Shia LaBeau Shia LaBeau Shia LaBeau is in it he's combing his hair every like five minutes and this movie in comparison to the new one is better which is sad I'll have a review on that tomorrow by the way if you're wondering where my Indiana Jones review is tomorrow I did a regular review and a spoiler review which I'll put out Tuesday maybe let people have a chance to see it first you've been busy very very yeah okay oh the ending I'm sorry the ending aliens of course aliens show up the crystal skull is that of an alien well that sounds exciting well it would be if this was an Indiana Jones so Indiana Jones has always been more on the science and supernatural side of things a little bit like national treasure yeah aliens just went full-blown sci-fi and it felt really out of place in this universe yeah I can see that yeah so that that was that was it the ending was just kind of like oh this is the reveal aliens it's it was so on the nose the whole time yeah because right away when Kate Blanchett opens up this body bag this alien hand pops out and then there's this alien crystal skull it's like are they really just aliens this is it and that was it there was nothing there was no twist like that's too bad like the covenant or the you know the other movies always had these cool little twists to it yeah like drinking from the chalice of the fountain of youth it was the ugly crappy cup okay star wars the last Jedi the gift that keeps on giving I think I've bitched about this movie more than anything else on my channel I try to not ever talk about it but it always comes up mainly I don't talk about it because so many there's a cottage industry of channels that have dedicated their entire existence to complaining about Rey and Star Wars and blah blah blah thing is I love Rey I think she's she's a good character in Star Wars I like her I like her too I like all the new characters like Adam Driver Daisy Ridley John I say Boyega um Oscar Isaac they're all solid characters in Star Wars they were introduced great in Force Awakens last Jedi dropped the ball across the board we're not going to get into that I just want to talk about the ending Luke Skywalker basically Skype calling in his projected ghost self to pretend fight Kylo Ren on a different planet oh that's right in order to let the the rebels escape because they had this slow moving space chase for two and a half hours and they had got isolated on this planet so Luke's like all right I'm gonna use all my Jedi abilities to astral project project which incredibly impressive by the way incredibly impressive across the galaxy and this is another subverting expectation bull crap technique I hate they had the fan service right Luke Skywalker gets in his X-Wing they teased it it was in the planet in the swampy area so it's like oh there's his old X-Wing he's gonna bring it out and go there that never happens instead he astral projects and everybody thought oh my god he's actually there he's gonna take on this entire fleet oh yeah a total badass yeah this is amazing that's right but no he's not there he's the ghost yep and the strain of doing that killed him and he's gone he's gone died alone on a rock like a bitch and that's that's how I like my heroes going out completely deflated and alone and I don't know it was it hasn't gotten better with age a lot of people are like empire strikes back was hated when it came out over time people are going to appreciate this movie love it no I hate it more than I have ever hated it before Mark Hamill didn't like it I don't know if you ever saw his interviews but no did he not either well I don't think he could say at the time when these came when this movie was in production it came out he said at one point I fundamentally disagree with everything Ryan Johnson wrote about my character but he's like he's the writer and the visionary and I'm just here for the ride yeah so that's that okay here we go this one's fun glass or as I call it ass yeah subscribe 2019's glass M night Shyamalan this was the twist reveal for the the final M night canon film this is in the unbreakable universe we had unbreakable you know years and years earlier do you remember unbreakable at all did you see that one somebody come out in a wheelchair and yeah that's glass that's the titular character okay that's um Samuel L Jackson okay yeah I like unbreakable I don't love it like a lot of people I think it's fine I did really like split though do you remember split yes I like that one's really good you got freaking James McAvoy just acting as hard out as multiple personalities and the twist in this M night Shyamalan movie was really cool for 20 people that remember unbreakable like myself I remember when that happened you're like hey that's Bruce Willis why is he here like and I'm like over here holy shit this is part of the unbreakable you're like what's wrong with you that's Bruce Willis like yeah let me take this in yeah I do remember I was very confused you didn't see this movie oh you didn't see glass but then how do I remember the wheelchair well no the wheelchair is an unbreakable oh so that bad guy is an unbreakable okay and then in split so I watch split you saw you saw those two yeah you didn't see this one okay so this is the one that brings the two universes together you have the multiple yeah cool on paper okay the whole buildup is that these two are gonna fight each other because Bruce Willis is the superhero sure he's the supervillain it's set in a mental institution this movie is horrible it is just Sarah Paulson for an hour and a half dissecting these two characters and when they finally battle at the end it seems to have a budget of like 50 bucks and maybe an expired gift card to the sizzler because there is nothing happening in this movie terrible camera work and Bruce Willis dies his character by drowning in a puddle yikes because it's established an unbreakable that water is his kryptonite what is with M.H. Shyamalan and water being the kryptonite for people he might maybe he is an alien he doesn't like is this all part of the science universe did aliens give him his abilities I'm thinking it goes back to childhood trauma why did I why did it just dawn upon me that water is the catalyst here anyway he just doesn't like to drink a lot of water maybe it's like forced on him as a kid well an unbreakable it's established because he almost drowns to death in a pool maybe he almost drowned a night Shyamalan maybe he did now he hates water it's very posh sure for possible anyway the the the puddle that he drowns in is seriously like not even a foot drink and he drowned in it yeah cool I don't even think his head's being held down for a lot of it he's just like I can't get out of this water I don't know it's terrible who sucks oh no and that wasn't so if that was 2019 yeah and look at it factor mentions lady in the water which is another movie by em night Shyamalan yeah that one started out kind of cool and then got really boring it's just a boring movie that movie's just boring I don't I really don't remember anything it's set at an apartment complex and there's a pool and the ladies in the apartment I thought it was a man like these people got like a mansion it's a no it's a motel I think they're at a motel where they were like she's under the water like there's an outdoor pool and she's under the water you can see the she's in the water it's lady in the water under the water that's an apartment I swear that they're in it's a motel it's an outdoor motel and she's in the pool I think it's a mansion someone in the chat please back me up I think it's a mansion that was a movie a thousand years ago kingpin all right I love this movie oh my gosh it's got the gross odd humor that's a bit much for me at times like dumb and dumber but everything else is so good Bill Murray is a hilarious villain Woody Harrelson a likeable lead as a bowler love him Randy Quaid a good oaf I mean and he got a Vanessa Angel I guess is her name the hot chick I've never seen her in anything else I don't think in my life but what she was terrible right I don't remember I don't know anything about her whatever okay the movie the movie is the underdog story the rise up Woody loses his hand he's forced to learn how to bowl left-handed because they cut his right hand off in the bowling machine so gross didn't you show this to me when we were dating in high school I don't know oh my gosh what are you showing me oh it's so disgusting and the landlords doing that okay I remember is a puking I don't know we're puking wasn't there a bucket like somebody puking in a bucket I don't think so yes there was puking in a bucket movies you watch no the where's the lady in the water we're gonna go back to the lady in the water we gotta get one clarification at a time I need to go back to that and then I swear there was a scene in a bucket where someone was puking nobody's clarifying nobody saw a lady in the water no one's seen it well we're gonna find and you never there's no throwing up in a bucket in the oh yes right shit you're right it's right it's not a bucket it's the toilet well either way that was disgusting he slept with the landlord that was so I think he went and puked yeah well yeah of course because she was disgusting yeah okay you're right I apologize um anyway the end of this movie lady in the water I'm right big is I think his name is big urn I haven't seen it in a few years but big urn goes up against Roy Mudson who's uh Roy Mudson who's uh Woody Harrelson's character and they're in the big bowling tournament and uh what's his name Bill Murray ends up winning so he wins the tournament it ends in this really sad but he doesn't have a hand right well it's Woody Harrelson doesn't have a hand oh so Woody Harrelson doesn't win the tournament Bill Murray gets to continue being a douchebag asshole yeah he wins the day so it ends kind of like oh okay well he doesn't get his up and coming and and Bill you know and uh Woody Harrelson goes back to his motel or whatever the only saving grace is he gets signed for uh I don't think it's I can't remember who the company works as it's a latex company because of his hand so he gets like a million dollars to be a sponsor so it's like a half good ending but I just felt it was like oh come on we're gonna do this now he can't win and beat this jackass it felt a little felt a little bit uh disappointing that's kingpin I just remember you're showing this to me when we were dating and I'm like what is this kingpin's great though yeah we get over all the growth stuff yeah there's there's growth well dumb and dumber has growth stuff too but I still love that yeah but that yeah I don't know that's yeah all right artsy fartsy time three billboards outside ebbing Missouri after seven months have passed without a culprit in her daughter's murder case Mildred Hayes makes a bold move painting three signs leading into her town with a controversial message directed at Bill Willen whatever his name is the town's reverend chief of police or revered not he's not a reverend revered revered revered revered is the word I'm looking for um but what do we got when his second in command officer Jason Dixon an immature mother's boy with a penchant for violence gets involved the battle between Mildred and ebbings law enforcement is only exuberated exuberated I can't read tonight okay exacerbated exacerbated English is my first language this movie won awards quite a few I believe at one of the Oscars I think she won the award too it has such a shit ending so she spends this time making all these signs trying to find out you know who killed her daughter and in the final moments she goes to the place of the person that supposedly did it and then they just cut okay I didn't see this it's the most anti-climatic ending I've ever seen in my life and it bothered the shit out of me because this is not a quick movie it's not like there's action and effects going on it's a very slow methodical methodical thriller that's hopefully going to lead to a prize at the end but it leads to more trash so very overrated movie I know you don't care shadow hunter says how much to review the lamb shadow hunter you have to join become a patreon or youtube join member at the $30 tier or just leave 30 bucks right here although you just left five so leave $25 and I can put the lamb on the list is that the 824 movie I wanted to see that but I missed it when it was in theaters what's that one about again it's a scary I heard it's boring as all shit but the trailers were awesome it's like a humanoid lamb that like is a little kid that walks on two feet but then the end of the trailer shows that it's like demonic or there's other sheep that are demonic that's good I grew up with sheep I was a farmer I'm a farm girl okay I'm not getting into this right now she was not a farmer yes I was her dad farm no I helped on the farm she lived in suburban like a suburban farm there was towns all around let's tell them the truth that you would bike by and watch me a little creepy dog will hunt I was working in the field I saw what I wanted and I took it okay there he is more 824 a shadow hunter okay we got two things is he the one that gave the hundred before too holy crap he's dropping money tonight I appreciate it sir I will add both of those to the list no more the dark water remake from 2000 okay so they think and then you gotta oh I said thank you uh Bronson right wolf that's a god that's such a good name the dark yeah well the right type and the dark water remake from 2005 has a sad ending dark water what's that one I don't know I never saw that movie is it a spin-off of lady in the water it's a spin-off of open water I like that one that was scary it's not a spin-off that dog will hunt lol says matt sclaro matt sclaro is a patreon at the I think he's a cheapskate now because we're friends he's at the ten dollar mark so he gets access to the water wars anthology the seasons anthology there's four of them they're amazing homemade movies unlike anything you've ever seen in your life starring me and my brother jake who is just phenomenal and me you are in two of them well you're in two of them and you're I wouldn't say you're starring you're a cameo in two of them well although if you asked matt he would say you're one of the highlights thank you matt well he didn't say I'm saying he would say it he hasn't said it we were dating but you didn't always let me be in your films if I could be frank with you and you can be Alice you were not very supportive of the water wars franchise I'm gonna say that right now I'm gonna let everybody know she was not a supporter back then she's an avid supporter of the channel now because then she doesn't have to work very much if I can keep making money I know okay are we almost done with this how many are on here half of these that I don't even I don't even agree with half these on my own list no okay it's like gone back the wolverine james mangold who just did the new indian jones wolverine faces his ultimate apartment complex the lady in the water you were right yeah well I said motel but apartment complex is a solid it's a two-story apartment complex I don't think I'm thinking of the right movie where it's like I don't think you've been thinking of the movie once tonight probably not okay keep going wolverine faces his ultimate nemesis and tests his physical emotional and mortal limits in a life-changing voyage to modern-day japan okay this movie is not great but the ending is so dumb I just watched as you know because I stated it 20 minutes back and you remember this I watched ninja turtles today by myself by myself connor was with connor didn't connor was with until about I'd say he made it 40 minutes and he got up and he said I can't anymore dad okay I said connor what the hell and I didn't say that I didn't swear but I should have and he said dad I have limited screen time as you know I'm not wasted on this movie yeah oh yeah because connor can't watch screen time for too long so yeah I think he left so I think he went to play minecraft or something so he's like I'm done yeah shadow hunter with five dollars so about the lamb shadow hunter you already got the lamb what do you want me to watch and review it live I added it to the list sir and thank you very much oh my god I can't get copy reflect oh the lamb is on the list shadow hunter along with um what freaking show did he want us to watch the zendaya one euphoria euphoria you have to watch up you aren't they gonna take that off of max soon where's it gonna go it's I think max owns it oh okay HBO max okay the ending of the wolverine I was bringing up ninja turtles because they made shredder like a mech transformer he's not just a regular ninja I'm gonna tell you if you let me if you let me lead in I'm painting a picture right now what these more modern movies do mech shredder is so dumb and it's pointless in this movie we have mech silver samurai silver samurai in the comics was just a cool mutant silver samurai with he was you know he did have like octopus tentacles that shot out this is all in wolverine well the what I'm describing isn't but mech mech silver samurai is in wolverine he's in the ending the old man that wolverine helped he's been designing this giant transformers esk robot silver samurai suit okay he starts fighting wolverine at the end with it okay terrible you want to watch it after this no but you went into ninja turtles I was trying to build up all these movies take properties that have already been established and they decide to put what they think is a better spin on it by making everything bigger and more ridiculous but don't we do that in life anyways no we all try to be better and no okay we try to be worse bronson red wolf with a beautiful two dollars says dark water is a remake of a japanese horror movie is it by the same name or is it oh host isn't host the japanese the host the host is a fantastic uh japanese horror it's not japanese though it's um green your racist is showing i it's unbelievable i'm racist you are no i don't remember what it is and i'm not ignorant to just throw out a place that i think it is um i don't remember it's by the same director that did parasite the host is okay i already i said he gave a two dollar super chat thank you thank you oh Jesus okay the wolverine this is the last one on the list austin power's gold member i stand by this pic 100 000 hate that movie i don't hate this movie i love austin power i love the austin powers trilogy i'm a huge fan this one though is easily the weakest for me uh i found the celebrity cameos to be overwhelming and quite honestly away from him because the first one well yeah the other movies had cameos but they were playing characters in this movie they were playing themselves so tom cruise shows up uh john travolta's in there danie de vito but they're just straight up tom cruise danie de vito because it turns out the whole austin powers thing is a movie this time that austin powers and dr evil are watching in the theater at the end of the film okay and the big twist their brothers yeah that's dumb i know i didn't like sense i didn't like this movie at all and i understand it's a comedy parody of james bond but that was just stupid and i i didn't like the fact that these guys are now like living happily ever after as this uh rag tag you know brother live in life is this one where they're dancing out in the streets that's all of them they dance in all of them this is the one that starts with the britney spears dance off and she's a fembot and she dies and she's just britney spears she's playing herself yeah so he's really just the austin powers franchise got so popularized by this point that people just wanted to be in them so they have cameos everywhere and that's the lamest joke to me is when someone's just hey i know that guy my kids have seen austin powers i think they watched the first two they love them yeah they love them but alivia didn't watch the third one because i mean connor did there's no way all the jokes are lost on him yeah he doesn't get it because he doesn't know these actors i'm like ah john travolta at time cruise and connor's like who's that i'm like yeah it's another it's another actor or even the britney spears thing because you know yeah it just it aged really poorly because of just the the cameos and the lack of anything too original and what was original was actually bad okay that is the list we don't obviously it's not perfect i haven't seen every movie into the sun and i have i don't remember every movie believe it or not so there's probably some there's probably some on here i know people have brought up the movie i looked at some lists of other movies people have brought up some of those lists by the way were completely ridiculous they put amazing movies on there just for shock and awe but lucy was on there do you remember lucy with um scarlett Johansson kind of it's where i think she's a i don't know if she's a they made her i think yeah she keeps getting smarter as the movie goes on and gets super powerful apparently the ending of that sucks i don't remember it's sucking but i also don't really remember the movie at all so i didn't put it on the list uh let me get over to our regular view show them how short you are next to be step down once there that's this is lindsay's no well don't go behind me this is lindsay's actual height right here and then she steps up and she's almost as tall yeah it's a little bit more comfortable it's a little bit more comfortable but yeah it works we we make it happen the uh that that's it that's the list of most disappointing movies hopefully it wasn't too disappointing for you i want to thank all these super chats that came in tonight that was really awesome probably because you're here so maybe we'll have you show up more often yeah you just show up once in a while not every time i feel like you brought a lot of knowledge to the table i got a lot of knowledge a lot of insight in movies and yeah yeah no one ingested some super no she's i think they're talking about i feel oh oh they're talking about the end of lucy yeah dana is right oh that means i don't know are we done yeah we're done uh i just have to say goodbye to people we're still live yeah we're done these uh these assholes are still doing whatever they're doing now well you gotta if they have questions yeah we can open it up to a little q and a if you want since linsey's here super chats are still welcome of course late into the night it's almost 11 50 and i still have one more review to do i should point out while we kind of spin our wheels in case a few more comments come in let me bring up what i have on the agenda here that's coming next week that's coming next week okay i have filmed my indiana jones review that's going out tomorrow monday is the podcast i don't even remember what i talked about i already filmed it and recorded it that's the same thing i don't know why i said filmed and record that's redundant what did i do it on i don't know but i need to thumbnail yeah linsey does some of my social marketing stuff now which is nice it keeps me active um indie spoilers will be up tuesday most likely i have a mall rats review that i'm filming after the stream for mint salad she was a a patreon i don't i don't know if she's a patreon anymore i think she she was a little hurt because i took so long to get to a review but yeah i owe her this this is part of the kevin smith i can't remember what they call his little um his universe he has a kevin smith universe the askew universe i think that's what it's called mall rats was no it's not what i expected okay um i let's see what else do i have coming up the waiting i don't know if i'm gonna get to that next week though the waiting is on my list and bad movie additions i have not done those i don't know if i'll get those done either you have to get something out okay i've got a lot a lot a lot going on next week there will be no live streams next week because maybe friday night no i highly doubt we're gonna make it friday night no live streams next week so this is it for a full week fam got we got a busy kind of little event going on holidays people coming and going it's just not gonna happen as much as i like doing these it's not gonna happen no no we didn't miss anything they're just chatting away do more live shows says agree this is trying to do more live shows and nobody showed up really do more oh they say do more with lindsay so maybe we'll have you one more this one disagrees don't do more with lindsay just do just be yourself you guys are like my aunt and uncle he's six seven my aunt is five two oh i thought they meant that oh that's good 67 and 52 i know i was like you guys like my aunt and uncle you're both old is dirt and irrelevant okay yeah i'm only i'm five one and you're six four one for more lie you guys one for more live streams one one for more live i don't i don't i don't know what that means shadow hunter but i appreciate all the support tonight chicken nugget what why is he yelling your name chicken nuggets yelling at him he might have just joined the stream no he didn't oh he's just yelling at me shout out from australia good day mate what is the dumb and dumber where are you from austria well good day mate i wonder what time it is there uh it's 11 54 it's the same time is it everywhere is the same time okay i think it's already saturday there adam did a spotlight on raised by wolves once so i'm hoping he'll watch mr in between the show deserve more yeah you know my raised by wolves here's a sad reality for you guys this is why i don't i also did a um what was the the show that we just finished that you actually didn't finish watching even the nerdy white collar movie it's like the movie or righteous i'm sorry the show with the with the awful family that owns like the fox news style succession oh succession i did a succession season review and i honestly don't even think i got a thousand views no whatever you do shows that my tv show reviews unless they're super popular like i did the mandalorian episode to episode breakdown and those did really well and people loved them and there was good engagement that's the kind of thing i can do but as far as these one-off shows that are a little bit off the beaten path people don't give a crap what i have to say about them which kind of sucks but because they take a long time what are some of your wife's favorite movies i will spend a fan oh that was nice but a fan since movie feuds i appreciate that thank you daniel we're not boomers i don't know we might be oh it doesn't it doesn't matter that's our parents what are some of my favorite movies shadow addresses do you for you adam you promised shadow hunter okay shadow hunters yelling at me constantly it's on my list but i have a cat there's there's people on the list in front of you that have already paid for reviews so you're on the list added in there you are actually since you gave a hundred dollars you are at you you do go in front of the mithril members with gregory coburn who also is an unobtainia member so i'm adding your uh which one did you want shadow hunter requested euphoria euphoria and then he also did the shadow hunter did the lamb so one of those can go out in the next two weeks either euphoria or the lamb and then the other one that you did will go down underneath the other like seven or eight that are currently in front of you so you can tell me which one you want euphoria or the lamb i get you bro i love you okay okay hunter no wait what is he saying humor oh i keep saying hunter because my eyesight is 2020 yeah shadow humor thank you thank you guys matt sclero who i started saying your name properly just recently no sclero not scolera it's just sclero i believe that's what i said oh i was saying sclero before i know you are because there's no fucking i in his name it's sk skl no there's no i it's skl arow how could i possibly think that's sclero i read it like that shadow humor yells bow it's a bully in me okay speaking of shadow have you seen the movie shadow i've not seen the chinese movie shadow i've seen the shadow which is with it's one of the um bald ones i think it's alex baldwin it's a terrible movie but it has one cool thing in it where they shoot uh they shoot at each other at the same time and the bullets hit in midair and then drop it's really funny that's not my thing yeah uh m crocket says hey adam big fan keep up the good work thank you shadow hunter yells humor shadow i will call him hunter until i decide not to which is right now shadow humor with 20 bucks says both well does he make it at that shed it's 30 plus 20 is 50 150 did 50 oh he did yeah go back to yours okay you're you got both of them that they will be again though again though i'm not around next week so they will have to go the following week but i will put both of them at the top of the queue so the lamb in euphoria will be out june we're at june 30th so it'll be out july like what the 10th week well you gotta remember you can't watch anything next week so yeah you can oh no i can't we can't watch anything we'll make it work we'll make it work we'll get there yeah we will okay you are on there shadow you are at the top of the queue shadow okay okay uh all good brosco thank you for the support all right i'm about ready to wrap we're at midnight here lindsay's tired she's gotta get to bed pumpkin time very soon pumpkin time pumpkin time so you can't just say things without explaining it so we had a friend years ago that would go on a quote on quote pumpkin time i'm not even really sure where the definition comes from but basically yeah oh so at midnight turns back into a pumpkin and it ceases to be anything but in an amin an amin i can't say that word inaminant i don't know i'm drunk in adamant in adamant objects there you go when lindsay's on pumpkin time it means i might as well be a pumpkin i'm planted i'm not going anywhere i'm not doing anything i'm done that's it that's it so that's what pumpkin time means yeah i turned into hate it you used to be the gourd well you made that up gourd time that's not something i came up with okay thank you guys very much we won't be doing any lives next week but after that it'll be business as usual look for the reviews i said i was gonna do shadow humor appreciate all the support you're in the following week well i mean he gave a lot tonight so i'm just i'm i'm singling him out because of just the ridiculousness of the the support here but yes of course everyone else where is jane rose i didn't see her today or jan is it jan jan rose i didn't see her on either she's she's usually in the mix yeah but whatever okay she had a busy friday shout out to mrs rose too all right thanks everyone thanks this is my wife lindsay um and i'm adam it's been fun adam and lindsay do movies that's not a thing it's going to be it's not bye to be continued