 I'm sick of these strong independent women. You mean independent brat? You're just a loser who can't get a man. These women are weak and they need to get back in the kitchen like me in 10 minutes. I don't want to be independent. Independent is a word that my small female tiny brain cannot comprehend. The only thing I can comprehend is being barefoot in the kitchen, pregnant, making cookies. That's it. The argument is always just like, oh, I don't want to slave away to any man. I'm way too good for that. I'm a queen. Look at me at my job at Hooters, slaving away to my boss there. Yeah, I'm such a queen, right? No. You're a loser. Who can't get a man? Then you'll be miserable the rest of your life working at Hooters.