 the four wheels can turn and you just go sideways into the parking space you have to stop it manually right you're driving a car you're not making sense you pulled up a part upon aside a parking space with your four wheels in their regular you just you just better hope that your car is positioned properly to have you just did it you you pull the long side that easy the parking space I had a parallel park when I came here it wasn't easy did I just tell you you no longer have to parallel park you turn the wheels the wheels of the car the four wheels how does that sideway how does that assure you that your car is going to be properly parked because you slide into the party space it's not it's not easy it's not that easy because you're not thinking into what I'm just giving you you're thinking in terms of the regular car it's not a regular car well there has to be some electronic device that knows where the curb is why didn't it doesn't just you don't just slip in just like that you know the wheels turn all four of them and you just go sideways I you're in the parking space but you have to your car has to has to sense somehow where the curb is and how much space is between you and the front car and the back car you can't just willy-nilly just stop in front and what are you gonna stop a side of a small one so you can't get in it no well then why would you do that no we'll have to be ample room for you to get it no kidding but we're talking about because if you box yourself fingers what the people behind you or the one in front of you might hit you no because you just come out sideways but they do have some kind of car which sensors on it that is aware of the environment around it but give me one of those cars one of these course yeah anyone I'll give you the Ford Mustang Mustang let me get this done here folks focus here's the parking space he's got to win the fucking argument here's the parking space right James is coming along he sees the parking space over here okay all of these wheels turn that way and James goes in like that sideways all four wheels yes go from being vertical horizontal yeah no so they become perpendicular park your own dick perpendicular to the sidewalk instead of being parallel to the sidewalk they are exactly perpendicular so your car is going straight towards the curb that's correct so you're aware of this of the space between that is correct okay I like to see you driving a Stanley steamer I really I want to do some birds not a Stanley steamer the decent bird you got a you know kerosene that bore the water first I recently learned that a relative a young woman in her 20s is involved in a polyamorous relationship polyamorous you have sex with parrots a man on a jet wire consisting of two women but that's what they call it and one man the polyamorous I understand how the 20s can be a time of sexual experimentation of concern to me is that the man and the woman she is involved with are married to each other not on spring break and given that my relative is involved with a married couple what good can come of it for her when I asked her mother about it her response was that her daughter will have to figure it out for herself and that she can tell her daughter how to live yeah that's probably what happened with Bristol Pell and let her figure it out for herself but she didn't get the information she had an abstinence only education that's it she didn't learn anything off the streets because there were no people of people on the streets in Alaska just moose maybe she asked the moose the male moose the male moose says hey honey turn around bend over bend over and I'll shock I'll give you a little sex education when I expressed concern about her daughter getting hurt she reminded me that no one is exempt from experiencing hurt in relationships both of these statements are true still has an old elder I feel there must be something between casting about judgment and doing nothing sometimes one a person is fooled sometimes what what glitters is not always gold and sometimes you are you are tricked you know people are good actors and actresses and you know the problem would get getting hurt especially multiple times as it lowers your self-esteem and it takes the the wind out of your romantic sales I can only imagine how confusing the situation must be as being involved with one person can be a challenge in and of itself that's true I have told her directly that I love her dearly I want the best for her and that my door is always open should she ever wish my support or advice on this or any other matter is there anything else you'd recommend Amy Dickinson yeah the daughter could say hey I thought you loved me dearly oh I didn't mean you I meant the deer that come in your backyard I love you dearly Polly Amory has stepped out of the shadows and is a relationship choice between being made more often either that or it has a new press agent whichever it is that sort of group commingling partner sharing in swapping up ends our notion of what romantic attachment is supposed to be like commingling of the scum guppy with the a wave oh this relationship model certainly makes us question what marriage is all about you sound very wise except when legalities other come around we live in an era where expressing any opinion on someone else's behavior smacks and judgment that's okay a lot of people need to be bitch macked around and yet why are we here to bitch slap people around if not to make choices and judgments and through gently guide our younger loved one gently I understand your instinct and double down on your concern I'll give you gently however my basic point of view is that consenting adults will do what consenting adults will do oh and that goes for all Republicans yet that is very wise and they have a right to their choices their people will do what they do the Freak is always will remain as Freak is always the only problem is they they reproduce unless they harm children or scare horses yeah you shouldn't scare horses horses a horse of course of course in the case you outline all three are mutually consenting adults your young relative is not apparently having a secret affair with one of the spouses rather the married couple have invited her in the new partner which makes her not an interloper but a guest an antelope or perhaps a temporary amusement a flame yes yeah someone is going to get hurt unless you have two flingers two swingers but hurt happens in relationships that's true your harshest judgment would be reserved for the married couple who are presumed presumably older and who I assume hold the power on the face of it this feels exploited but you don't know your response so far has been perfect if you are worried say so if you have questions ask them with an open mind hold your loved one close offer her a soft place to fall she's going to need it but then we all do a soft place to fall like Keith Irvin's new song break on me shatter like glass yeah well you know you know the funny part even if even if a couple agrees to keep it strictly physical and for fun for amusement for some reason once once the woman spreads her legs as she she they sometimes get very possessive you know even though they they know going into the relationship of the friendship that it's only for physical enjoyment only only hedonistic pleasures and you know but they it's like almost like they get possessive like you know I had sex with you therefore I'm going to possess you you know like like they go back on the agreement well right now they do that it sounds like the man is in control and has the power he's got the two women but what is the two women find out they like each other better and the young man is ostracized and not invited yeah what happens a new dynamic very possible you're a smart cookie dr. Bill you're a deep thinker a fortune cookie a fortune cookie is there a riddle inside or prediction right I don't deal with riddles a prophecy a prophecy is maybe you know there was a video from the Catholic Church well first of all Pope Francis said something strange about so almost sounds like he was saying something big is coming you know it's up on the Facebook group you'll see it he almost like a prophetic statement and then underneath the post of the article there's a YouTube video about the Our Lady of Fatima Portugal yes and and and and what though the children were saying what the image apparition whatever you want to call it said to them right it sounded very pro Catholicism pro pro rosary pro devil in other words if you don't do penance and start following God respecting God and show respect through to the Blessed Mother and say to rosary every day you're going to be punished now even if it was the spirit of the Virgin Mary why would she order people you say you better show respect to me and say to rosary every day or else I mean why would she say something like that it doesn't sound right because if there was some sort of thing that talking or whatever it was a demon but Mary is dead but you get that through your head but she's not she's not a deity she's dead she sleeps in the grave the dirt's the great dirt sleep but but but but just just the what the children claim was told to them doesn't sound right to me you better do say to rosary every day and show respect for me or else wouldn't the devil want you to do what the devil's church says to do well it's obvious that the Catholic Church which was created by Emperor Constantine Simon no Simon Magus Constantine came about three hundred years after Simon Magus oh so so this so this banner is wrong it's a banner that says Constantine created the Roman Catholic Church or a Christmas oh no I'm sorry I said Constantine created Christmas the the they call the council right the council of Nicaea I believe it was the Pope and Constantine they decided to take over Sapanelia and Brumalia okay and make it a Christian holiday okay calling it Christmas okay okay so the but the creation of Catholicism was Simon Magus that is correct okay Simon Magus was around at the same time the true Church of God was in Jerusalem and was the persecution of Christians in the in the arena in the Coliseum not at that time okay came later I'm just saying that they were buddies they were too existing at the same time Simon Magus he he was baptized but he didn't get the Holy Spirit and he tried to buy it from Peter I believe this is he tried to buy it the Holy Spirit but buy it I was sort of like later on the Catholic Church would offer for a fee they would offer indulgences indulgences indulgences your sins a one-way ticket to heaven and then you could buy other things that would help your relatives win purgatory purgatory you know it sounds like to me it sounds like the holy spring water of Peter Popoff like if you if you send me money you'll get the blessings and you'll get you know you'll get the blessings God is much more magnanimous than these people make him out to be yeah he does not want bad people to be tortured forever he will kill them outright burn them up so they never exist again which is the more more you know gentle way of doing things okay excuse me my my thermos cup went flying not by itself but so is that as that Simon Magus with two G's or one G who now G one G okay got it okay it was encouraging and refreshing to hear from Christie Whitman in moderate old-fashioned middle-of-the-road Republican I share her disgust for the distorted rhetoric of the far-right ideological zealots of her party who she believes will go down to a flaming defeat in 2016 yeah I met her one time at the public library she was giving a little speech does she she's not too crazy about Donald Trump in her party is she nine in a recent interview Whitman demonstrated a political act a political acumen that goes far beyond the ultra-conservative cacophony and sound bites of the leading Republican candidates she's the one that try to privatize the Department of Motor Vehicles and it didn't work out well it is privatized now oh it is yeah it is oh I didn't know that Whitman has consistently so is the lottery maybe that's why my car zips right through when I go for inspection and there's no like long lines and Whitman has consistently shown a wise and common sense approach to domestic issues like the Affordable Care Act as well as gun control and the need for campaign finance reform on the international level and as the former director of the US Environmental Protection Agency and in direct opposition to conservative Republicans Whitman has been a leading voice to increase an awareness of the degradation of the planet and its impact on global warming I never heard her speak on environmental issues and because she lied she lied that all the shit coming out of the the pile down there on 9-1-1 was safe well it didn't turn out that way did it did she say that people dying from cancers and have the drug drug Olga what is the drug drug act or something that they just finally allowed to go through to pay the bills for those people the first responders she lied she probably goes easy on fossil fuel emissions Whitman has demonstrated the courage and insight in criticizing the Republican candidates including a governor Christie has been mired in the tar pit of hypocrisy that sounds like him and incapable of seeing beyond their ideological myopic views as Whitman is disgusted by the new Republicans so too should all Americans be disgusted by their arrogant and vitriolic gospel of hatred and prejudice Christie Whitman in my opinion was one of the worst governors in recent New Jersey history rivaling only Jim McGreevy Jim McGreevy was was a bad governor she is entitled to her opinion but she behaves like a flaming liberal with the stances that she articulates flaming liberal I wonder what he thinks about Bernie Sanders if she's a flaming liberal Bernie Sanders a socialist who is it mentioned his mother fuckers name at the end obviously only the record would make her the headliner on the front page as it serves the cause of bad-mouthing governor Christie over it's okay for a balloon board a bad mouth other people the legacy of Whitman on a host of issues is not very laudable one that's the read the lesson your leadership readership should take away mr. Peter Lyman of Glen Rock Peter Peter Lyman you douchebag idiot since when does the Republican present any factual proof to support any of their ideology none so what does the judge expect to see in any court case evidence he asks to see to look at evidence no matter what type of court it is if you don't have any evidence then you don't have a lake to stand on in court well it's out of my car is in it the same a this will make a very good gavel by the way you shall call me your magistrate no I mean this guy is talking so highly of Chris Christie but no Republican has any solid proof to back them up they just bully their way through they try to they cut you off they try to drown you out and they're their political bullies and they just have these wacky ideas off the top of their head that they can ever prove former governor Christie Whitman has a lot of nerve criticizing the Republican candidates for president the clown bus when she ran for governor she promised to cut taxes 10% a year when she got into office she realized that the only way she could do that was to borrow three billion dollars from the pension system I have a better idea tax the rich lower the taxes on the middle class tax the rich you don't have to borrow money and well who do you think was going to get these tax cuts rich yeah well you see all these teabaggers are a lot of them are usually like middle-class people that are being strangled by our current system yes and tax and they're blaming they do not understand the 50% 57% of the budget and the 1% they don't get it and their blood and they're believing the wrong people they believe in the lies because Democrats are liars baby killers secular humanists and all the other and negative terms you wanted and and the immigrant of color is to blame and the blacks are to blame and the and the the homeless are to blame and the poor is always to blame because they continue to believe the propaganda coming from the right wing so that and so instead of a set of seeing the reality that the biggest moochers of all time are the Republicans and the top 1% the corporate oligarch are the biggest moochers okay instead of seeing the reality they they continue to believe the lies the whole world is deceived revelations anyway she's gonna borrow the three billion from the pension system and stop making yearly payments into the system unfortunately for us she never paid back the three billion what about all the money attacks money Christie confiscated yeah what about the homestead rebate money that used to go to the elderly and the disabled that became no more yeah yeah and the hurricane sandy victims which still aren't paid which are not paid yet we're stronger than the storm the commercial you know Whitman is one of those responsible for our present financial crises regarding the pension system she has a lot of nerve to criticize anyone well when New Jersey was in the red before black in the black well Chris Christie says he inherited a state that was deeply in the red we were in the black I never knew that it was in the red under Cody Governor Cody okay seems to me a held everything in check everything was nice under Cody how was Floreo Floreo they say was the tax and spend okay yeah my uncle got on the phone with me to say Merry Christmas and he told me that Martin was in Martin O'Malley's first name is Martin Mr. Martin O'Malley of Maryland had a had a toilet bowl tax where you had to pay taxes every time you flush the toilet how do you monitor that impossible tax and spend Democrat Martin O'Malley he's just making it up my uncle's Republican how do you monitor toilet flushing he made it up he made it up that's all it's like stuff that these redneckers believe that's like a Christine O'Donnell saying that she wants to make masturbation illegal another Republican now how do you monitor when people jerk off yeah I mean it's preposterous toilet tax your your flushing goes on the same water bill that the homeowner pays how do you distinguish how often the toilet ball gets flushed made up made and he said it so seriously too so does that make it true I breathed a great sigh of relief knowing that there are some Republicans out there who are wise unafraid to challenge the prevailing trend of bully politics and competent enough to name the underlying and destructive motivations that propelled this particular presidential race may she find a large and sympathetic audience oh so Donald Trump and Chris Christie are not bully political bullies in his eyes but hey Whitman is are you sleeping or what that letter said the opposite the letters said the Republicans are all the letters said that the letters said these wise and intelligent and she's calling out the Republicans oh this is Christie Whitman correct saying that that other liming guy I got him get him he's done he's finished he's done okay we're doing Christie Whitman hair one more letter all right wow former governor Christie Whitman believes the best thing for Republicans is to go down to flaming defeat Whitman also compared Donald Trump to Hitler and Mussolini Whitman should admit she is not a Republican but rather a proven tax and spend liberal it's almost like you're you're quoting Christie Whitman and you're quoting someone else attacking Christie Whitman at the same time and then you and then you get mad at me for misconstruing this reading these are letters about Christie Whitman he's have nothing to do with Christie Whitman has a speaker so this is a letter by another individual there were six letters thus far okay yeah just get it over with because I gotta I gotta run Whitman should admit she is not a Republican but her stocks and spend liberal I supported Whitman in 1993 as she campaigned to roll back the sales tax reduce spending and cut onerous regulations instead Whitman increased spending added hundreds of new fees rated every trust fund and bonded New Jersey taxpayers into the next several decades yeah she promised to lower property taxes in 1995 Whitman added an extra eleven dollars and fifty cents fee on our vehicle registration for tough remissions testing the fee generated a hundred and seven million dollars but most of the money went to the general fund instead of the emissions program skimming off the top and just skimming off the top Whitman also rated the transportation trust fund by refinancing the fund creating an additional 700 million dollars in interest to be paid by taxpayers much of Whitman's bonding was later ruled on constitutional by the New Jersey Supreme Court Whitman abandoned her stinking ship and left her second term a year early Whitman George W. Bush and the long list of so-called rhinos Republicans in name only who have disappointed us should be honest and join the liberal gang we finally have a leader we hope who is not politically correct who is exposing the failures of the liberal agenda and receiving the support of the public that's it and who is this Donald J Trump so this this person is a Trump man person is a nums a total num skull all right thank you thank you num skulls thank you num skulls and imbeciles forgetting way too much media time FaceTime thank you for joining us for this holiday special progressive discussions so pre New Year's Eve 2016 have a safe and and fun but most of all safe New Year's Eve this is a very important year as you well know coming up so use your head besides stay alive we need every democratic vote besides a hat rack for you know use your head think we need every vote from the middle class and poor to make it a priority to definitely get out and vote it's extremely important and we need to replace many Republicans everywhere with Democrats I wish there was a third party but there's not I'm not really thrilled about the two-party system but we stand to gain a lot more from a Democratic controlled Washington than a Republican controlled Washington and hopefully you too will feel the burn burning burning burning burning USA USA Bernie damn right damn right now so now I mean first Vladimir Putin was like a hero bombing the crap out of the terrorists and ISIS and everybody and now he's like he's not missed a nice guy that everybody thinks he is you know you know he prays Donald Trump he prays Donald Trump but he kills general journalists that disagree with him I mean isn't there any nice guy out there running any country in the world well Kasparov tried to beat him and work out no the ex-world chess champion Kasparov yeah tried to beat Putin in the election you lost you lost so what does that tell you yeah the election was rained or people voted for me was I'm a little surprised that Putin likes Trump unless he just likes his his courage and his outspokenness and that's it I don't know they're fascists you told me Assad was wasn't a mr. nice guy either a dictator right except when he's interviewed he's all clean cut and a suit and tie and he talks softly hey Hitler was in his nice you know uniform you know I'm so sure Mussolini didn't appear in his underwear he speaks he speaks softly Assad you know he seemed like a gentleman but you you know others say he's a dictator so I don't know you know what it is so it's such an inherent wickedness in human nature it's incredible I believe it's called human nature you know people start off with good intentions and then they get corrupted anyway we'll see you happy new year happy new year what is your all langzang what the hell does that mean I asked that every year all langzang look it up under Google I don't even know how to fucking spell it