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I don't Jesus christ the stories is a roller coaster of truth How am I supposed to tell people in a tweet who's here if they don't have a certain point? I'm not on twitter Yeah, just yeah, just you can at me. That's fine They just you know, don't follow me because you're not gonna get anything out of it Following me could lead to you being very upset with my views on the world You'd get banned by proxy because of the mom dad. I'm a communist You will definitely be banned by callus maza if you follow me. Uh, we're to the wise if you care for it Don't want to be banned by gay wonk I don't think you can say that Listen, he can call himself that but you can't say it exactly. That's how it works now. He's oppressed What guy doesn't even like Wasn't there a postal that he says something like you shouldn't listen to people Who are that rich rich? Yeah In the dude's like summer home was jaw-dropping The fucking living room was bigger than my entire apartment. Are you applying an internet socialist as a fucking scuzzy liar? What what say so More guns More tigers Is a good guy with a gun Oh my god, I've done it. That's the god. I got three of the twitter handles. I need who's who's the last one The communists to fight the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a tiger is a good guy with a tiger Exactly. Have you not seen he-man brah? Joe exotic 2024 The only thing that could stop a big naked man with a sword is another big naked man with a sword Sounds reasonable to me. I'd fire with a skull face on what kind of sword are we talking about here? Hmm The medley sharp bit thing. Oh, oh that one Metallic Medley, but I meant metallic right shad all sorts of the same All sorts of the same I feel like he'd be upset, you know He by the way has has has been hot taking Mandalorian season two, you know, he's uh I think all of that effort we put into ripping into season one finally got to him He was like, you know what season two not as fun not as good You you you've been watching that Gundam or are you are you anti? Wow, I'm not anti anything like I saw someone season one and I was like that's cool And then I kind of just forgot about it Then I made the mistake of talking about boba fat's costume inaccuracies Like if it's the same fucking armor, which it obviously looks like it is judging by the dented helmet And the shit paint job Like hire someone who at least remembers what the fuck Boba is supposed to look like It's is it the production team said to themselves when we got two helmets here I don't know which movies they're from. I got an idea. Let's just paint it to look like both. Okay. Good. Oh my god Is this the helmet from a Mandalorian? So like I'll be completely honest I do get confused by this sort of stuff because I'm like wait Don't you just look at the old movie and then get someone to be like They don't even need to look at the old movie. They have access to the goddamn original shit I give my It's like posing in real life if I can get my hands on the original boba helmet. Oh my god. It'd be a license to print money Yeah, I think the collectors would lose their minds including me I mean, so so what happens on like do they just not give a shit? Most people don't Y'all are assuming that disney has any knowledge of star wars whatsoever That's true I mean if you were to find Walt disney's frozen head and you asked him about star wars I highly doubt you get an answer cryogenically frozen body I bet they go down there Regardless of what you asked him it had lightsabers in it. What else is there to know? That's pretty much how they think they like uh When they had that storyboard for the star wars uh old republics. I'm bullshit And the storyboard was like dinosaurs Lightsabers gender diversity. I'm like what? Have you wait, yeah, uh, john even watching it Uh Mando. Yeah No, not the second season. I saw the first one Dude the enthusiasm for season two seems so like dour with a lot of people. It's like that's there I guess It's like dour people who give a shit for the normal person. It's goddamn amazing. Yeah Oh my god, remember that scene with a stormtrooper stood in the middle of a hallway and then they got shot and they fell down Oh my god Like uh, the disney presentation They they did like like mando was clearly like this this sort of Touchstone of like, yeah, mando is done amazingly and now we're gonna have a spin-off for mando And you got all these other shows that I like man. You guys like mando, right? This is like Mando literally popped off for them and they didn't expect it and now they're running with the shit Why wouldn't they have expected that to work? You know like to me? I'm just like, oh, yeah People will love it because he's it's like the fucking the cool guy Uh characters in star wars jetpacking shooting bounty hunting I know people didn't like our characters from the sequels. What if we have no characters? Yeah, I mean we put a helmet on him. Don't have him say too much Just shoot things. It's like we did it. We found the formula Fucking idiot. That's the neutral mask couldn't handle how amazing ray was So a guess will give them their little space western to shut them up I think maybe they're secretly they fucking hate how well mandaloreans doing I'm a hundred percent sure of it There's no way cathleen kennedy isn't sitting there seething No way A friend of mine got upset with me because uh, I had watched the season one finale and he hadn't and I was telling him about it But I was trying to keep it spoiler free except I told them that uh, his helmet comes off So I was I was describing a beat of this episode. He's like, okay, so he takes the helmet off He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. You told me that uh, don't tell me that like I was just like, dude, you think that you're You think they're gonna cast somebody like, uh What's his name penia? Pedro Pascal The Pedro Pascal right and they're not That's what I was thinking of Like his famous and well known as uh, uh, uh, what what's his name? Hey I was a big game of thrones. I made him famous. Hey, Joe. You're fired. We're hiring in you. She's the lord now I was like, you think you're gonna cast somebody like that and never gonna fucking reveal their face Like what I don't even understand why you would cast Like Why don't you just get out like an expert stunt guy to like do the body acting and stuff if you're never gonna take the helmet off But I how come we're hiring famous people to play the mandalorian We can't help ourselves Well, I think like it's in You know, these people's contracts their face has to be shown. It's for marketing as well as branding bullshit Right. I mean, there's that rumor, right that he's like gonna be phased out of mandalorian because he's too pushy about wanting to be seen Or he doesn't like the helmet. Fuck him. I'll take the role. Well, I'll voice actor mandalorian I mean, literally anybody could be the mandalorian like literally anybody He brings absolutely nothing to the to the person whenever he's walking around in any scene I'm always like suspicious. I'm like, is that even him? How how much would you all hire this guy to walk around kind of awkwardly in a helmet that he clearly can't see out of Actually, you can see pretty good out of those helmets. Just well Okay, from certain angles, you can see out of it pretty good compared to a store trooper helmet though It's a lot more vision. If you stand in my TV and I get shot Do you does he like when you look I'm trying to picture wearing the mask and then looking down the the said to slave Yeah, just be like try to look at stuff awkwardly Stormtroopers can't kill him but stairs That's why he doesn't have stairs in his ship He has a ladder Oh, I guess yeah, it's not stairs I do really wonder how many like pickup shots and reshoots there were where it's like, oh Pedro We need you it's like, oh, can't you just like get the janitor to put the helmet on him I was like, I literally do absolutely nothing except walk around awkwardly Anybody to be the Mandalorian. I would love that job. Give it to me. It sounds perfect Yeah, janitor We need you to walk over there awkwardly for a million dollars a year. You got it, baby I'm gonna walk these shoes off, honey Yeah One of the grips you're Mando now. Congratulations Oh my god, can I tell people Pedro's in his trailer stoned as fuck Can't move You kick Pedro out but leave the drugs for me. That's how hollywood works page. You're out vio con Dios a mi hermano a pan mato Yeah, I honestly picture like they would do that semi regularly Especially if it means they don't have to deal with him being like, you know angry on set or whatever Yeah, how could you be angry? It's the big gig Oh, yeah What was the thing? I don't know if he knows but like this is incredibly potentially lucrative for him, right? Like because If he's on board, they probably wouldn't kill Mando for ages just to draw that series out as long as possible And it's only halfway through season two. We've already like plugged in all these bonus star wars characters that are like They're clearly desperate. Is what I mean No, that's what they're worried about season three. They're running out of characters They're running out of things to reference so they're fucked. Well Oh god, they think who knows how much more they'll kill the expanded universe in all of the wisdom of Kennedy I just um Like I think it was jay was asking me like what do you think they're gonna do in terms of returning Uh characters and it's just like you throw out mole, but it's like wait, that's not possible. He's he's dead at that point It's like All they buy we know what happens to dead characters in this series No, I've been truly gone. We so a quite gun jinn has to come back for those who don't know, uh here They know Capital you you watch uh, you watch metal orino. I watched your coverage of it. Oh, well, and that's more than good lad That's the right way to watch the show There was like there was a bounty in season one. It was a sniper and she's um He's like killed before the end of the episode by getting shot in the stomach with a blaster and left for dead for You know many hours when the left ass dead left ass dead would be more accurate She is dead and you're like, okay And um, someone walks up to a body at the end of the episode and you're like, oh my god And there was plenty of speculation that that was that was boba fat or um, the fucking Gus I can't remember his actual name giddy and um And and it didn't but it was just like the the The speculation at the time was that the body was left despite having a huge bounty on your dead or alive And it was just like what a stupid thing to do But hey, this person might be able to pick up that bounty and we speculate at the beginning of our episode That's how about a boba fat got like his resources was he would have sold that body? I guess and it was like, oh, okay No, turns out when he found her body he fashioned a mechanical stomach for her He made her a cyborg He's like a dude. She's alive. You could get more of phoenix strand the incredible amazing sniper from the genslinger She's like literally got Mechanics that spread to be like it looks like it would replace all of her like large and small intestine kidneys liver Like it's just all mechanics And like a new hand sure, but like a new internal organs really and it was he was like he's he's wearing like rags Um, not not rags, but rags, you know And and he has a stick and he made that for her in the desert. I just like it's like, oh, okay Yeah Feel like you really push it and it's just you come back to that quote from good old luke in the trailer for rise of skywalker Uh, when they just before they announced the emperor officially is coming back. He's like, no one's ever really gone It's a really frog. No one's ever really gone And you might be like, okay, but if they vaporize someone, you know, like they did that twice and he still came back It's Nothing is off the finish strand didn't even have the power of the dark side. Mm-hmm. She came back So everything's off the table. She didn't even have access to dark magic or cloning or secrets only the empire knew, you know Star Wars is great, isn't it? Oh, it's so good I can't like who knows who's coming back for mando season three, you know And they'll they'll put it all over promotional stuff Oh my god, you have to see this episode because this character comes back and they do the thing that they do and you're like, oh Oh my god, I can't wait Not gonna lie. I would really enjoy gundam you voicing the mandalore just that accent would be hilarious You know what? You just gave me an idea. I'm gonna like take the mandalorean episodes It take key points in it and just voice over the shit do it Because his lines are so stale. You know, everything he says is so You're right. It's time. There's a hero that sounded as obnoxious as me spider-man's gotta go That's why we have kamala khan or whatever her name is. Yay She's uh, she's gonna be a captain marvel too, right? Uh, that's what they announced. What was it? I just thought yeah They have like one million properties, which is probably something we could talk about for a little bit. Um That was million properties. That was something that presentation We got uh When they said because fringy sent me a message about it He was like, oh 10 new star wars shows. I was like, okay. It's a bit hyperbolic. He's like, no, that's what it is Wait, what? Oh my god. Did they know I didn't watch it. Did they announce any new movies for star wars? Or is it all shows? It's uh, they didn't announce anything. We just confirmed the taiko iti two's one is on the way Um, and everyone's like where the fuck's the ryan johnson trilogy, huh? You've been promising it for years. Where is it? Thank god they got rid of that if they made it ryan johnson trilogy I don't think I would have made it through the year I mean, I just like we saw how well the last jet I went over and how much money it lost us between these films and uh decided to give him his own trilogy because we're disney I mean if I were um disney movies If I were them, it just seems like a bad choice like I say that as if jj averns isn't a bad choice or something But it's just like look what oh god, but like why would you want to do that again? Because they don't care They don't give a rat's fuck. They care about money though, right? Oh my goodness a rat's fuck Yeah, so if you've been to new york, you you know, it's not an incredible fuck, but there's a lot of them Hmm take it around I I just don't get why um You'd make that choice at this point because uh if it's money focused ryan johnson does not seem like the the good investment at this point virtue signaling Um, yeah, I mean he'll probably generate another movie where they can be like margo robbie will direct the next star wars film Oh man, that's a handy jenkins doing the row squadron movie now. Yeah Yeah, yeah Um, it's at all like wonder woman. It'll be uh, it'll be something We actually wonder woman was yeah, did we mention that on e-fap yet? We actually watched it ready for um 1984 uh wonder woman got a lot worse on my second watch through I I hated it. It was my first time watching it. I fucking hated it The um the first thing I bring up with anyone talking about this is like why do So just just just off the top of my head, right? I don't mean to go on this topic too long You have um, uh, what's his name chris pine is like stealing some secrets from, you know, jim and base Is it in jiminy? No, I think it's actually in turkey or something like that or it's somewhere else Yeah, he's the adamant empire. He tries to run away. He blows up some stuff I mean, so that's like the flashback that we see and he ends up in like is it the Mediterranean I can't remember which uh The mandalorian. Oh no, uh, he ends up in some some ocean near their secret base They were conned in secret base and like Like he's going by plane And thereby ship and they like right next to him almost like how the hell did they keep up with you? The planes weren't as fast Yeah, and so he he gets through he lads and she's like, oh my god, are you okay? And he's like and then the Germans start coming through the The thing and they immediately start shooting at these women cosplaying as zina like why why It was so funny to watch. It's like the bad guys take women. We have to establish that Also, I don't care what world where it is the Germans have to be evil They just shoot if I was a german soldier and all of a sudden these like fucking valkyrie looking chicks are running over the ridge I'd probably shoot first and ask questions later, especially if they had swords I don't know if you've been stabbed before Well, the thing is I'm not interested to be hit with a sword If you're as good a good a shot as they are that there's this like uh Listen, what are they called amazonians? She's like swinging from a cliff side to the other German shoulder shoulder Fuck it out fires one shot at it like nails here right in the chest as she's like Swinging from left to right across this whole cliff side. It's like, whoa, that guy is Yeah, all the rest of the Germans they couldn't hit the broad side of a fucking Yeah, the broad side of a of a broad brow It was um Yeah, we'll we'll have coverage of wonder woman ifap for those who are very scared that we're um We're gonna be ripping into it rest assured. We will be um But this is the image The wonderful image of what what the future holds for star wars She's in for Palpatine. Oh no, it's Kathleen Kennedy. Well, this is is this real. This is yeah, this is it Emperor Calpatine. How evil does she look? Give her a robe seriously Zoom in on her face for me Oh, I'm gonna get crushed up. Is that Kathleen Kennedy? She looks like Eloise Cole the grief clown grief clown Someone had a very dark childhood here Well, Lando, what the fuck do you mean Lando? Oh, I was gonna say about of you So the funny thing about this as well is like you look at all this style stuff And there's just Indiana Jones the bomb right you're like, oh, no Indiana Jones He's in the star wars universe now No, they already did aliens. So, you know Harrison Ford needs to sit his ass down When he could have been Indiana Jones, he didn't want to be Indiana Jones Motherfucker waited till he married a younger woman and had some kids and I used to prove to them He's hip still get the fuck out of here grandpa I'm Indiana Jones Indiana Jones in the last bout with metamucil Come with me making another one Jones and turning up the oxygen tank Everybody's just like they're gonna ruin it. They're gonna ruin Indiana Jones in the last retirement center Oh, I read bad batches bad bitch at first A lot of people read it as bad bitch first star wars That's a bad batch. Okay. People often ask me, you know, if uh, if a really old Indiana Jones is gonna work out That depends Look at our president, Alex Do you think Joe Biden could survive a temple let alone a flight down the stairs? Well, we just found this huge box of votes for Indiana Jones. If he's if he Say that mama susan that was rags if he harvests, uh, the souls of the young I feel like he might be able to you know, corn pop was a bad dude Um Yeah, the obviously this isn't just stars as the stars will say this is lucas fill my piece I know it's just like you walk you look at it. You're like, ah, soca Andol Lando droid mad laurian that you just see the Indiana Jones logo. You're like, oh, no, not you too please And there's a lot of people like wait willow and it's like, yeah, they're doing stuff with the willow movie the The Fuck wait, is that yeah There's no way they can make willow good. It's uh, I guess they're making a tv show No, ah Well, they're making tv shows with fucking everything man. It's Oh, yeah, I was gonna say this is kind of funny. Do you know about idea this? So like, do you know what the obi-wan kudobi show is already confirmed? Uh, yeah, aiden christensen coming back as Darth Vader dead. No, right after david proust dives. I am sure I I I'm absolutely sure that disney writing has the competence to handle that character moment Like a lot of I've seen a lot of high-press. Oh, yeah, awesome. It's like guys Well, those are consumers you can't get through to them Yes, oh the concern levels, um Of course, mad laurian will probably get like 60 seasons before they finally let it die Uh, they'll wait till like it starts to die then they'll get like support I mean everyone's still wondering if they're gonna kill him like in earlier on and just fucking go with bobo instead Which by the way, I'm a on board with Yeah, I wouldn't be against it if bobo wasn't looking so plump You yeah, um, I wonder it looked like bent kneel doing cosplay No, no, he's back over back in the game now. I guess he's he'll shed those pounds Just give him some blue food and he'll be fine. Well, I've heard the actor give him some blue cocaine on the blue diet Uh, to mira morison, right like he's like super happy to be back So it's a good chance if they were like, hey, you can be in it more if you lose weight He'll be like Let's do something right then I guess I'll eat some salads That was pretty good. Come on crunch down on some nuts Not too much Um, yeah, and we're getting thank oh thank god. We're getting the andler series Cassian andle from rogue one. If anyone remembers that person, he's getting a series Thank goodness Who's funny in the promotional stuff well at night? He's he's like, oh, you know It's so it's so good to be able to explore this character to be able to just see the world from another point And she's like, what? Who? I don't want to see disney's dark dank nasty shithole world where everything is dirty and nasty and scummy I have no interest in the star wars universe because andler is all it's all just gonna be scuzzy bars and dirty alleys They're probably gonna stand vader will probably be an andler too. Just any any timeline the vader is currently alive in They'll probably just throw him in Gosh And yeah, like really good What's what's all this like announcement shit happen? I was like, I don't even know that I can see all of this Like I don't know if I have the time Yeah, it's insane. Well, it wasn't for you. It was for the investors. So they didn't freak out Look at all we've got going on investors calm down. It's okay. Don't worry the theme parts are closed We'll make back the billions Look indiana jones, you know that one Oh, I know indeed. Well, I was about to take out my stock until you let me know Harrison vort was gonna drag his ass out of bed to be indiana fucking jones I picture that they'll just it'll be like a They need to introduce a new younger person to be able to make a tv show with in the indiana jones They already tried with shallow the boof. Yeah, that's that's not happening And now he's canceled for supposedly beating his girlfriend. Oh damn Wait, is that new like I yeah, it's real news. I hate my twitter, man They tell me everything they they know I don't want to see so they can trick me into killing myself. That's what I think It's like you don't need to live Gundam. Look how horrible the world is you're right I really don't want to know what zoe queens up to where's the gun Well, we can't ban you. Maybe we can get you to kill yourself. I think that's you too's plan How about you ban yourself from life? A big element of convincing people that you just look to that bottom left You're like, don't you want to see star wars a droid story? Yeah, what the hell is that that's apparently a she I remember her now there She's like there's a brand new droid who will be helped along by our two No droid characters c3 pio an odd Like why what's stuff like honest to god thought you were joking No, that's the thing all of it came across a fucking joke a lot of it It's like lando tv show like why no, he like 86 Well, I guess maybe they'll be doing it with don glover. I didn't catch who's in it. Oh No, no glover for me It was so awkward as well because like in in the video. She's like from the The creative team or the writer behind deal white people. It's like Oh god Yeah Because they said oh lando Lando that's got a black in it So So let's give it to lando not only black. He is a robo sexual. Oh my god. Oh my god That's so next level So we're gonna give lando to the guy to dear white people because it's about He's so progressive. He is a sexuality that we can't even have yet in our universe. It's like wait up lando. Jesus I get these definitions lando leading the way and um Yeah, like like I I was because watching it with free and I was like, why the fuck would they have Written it that way like for people who don't even know what dear white people is How weird of a sentence is that from the people who wrote dear white people? You're like, what? Yeah, I watched like the trailer did white people in tuned out so And and then yeah, um asoka that's probably the best news for for people who like her Yeah, she's gonna be using her lightsabers all kinds of stuff Yeah, she's gonna be using her two white lightsabers. It's so cool Technically, I think she's supposed to be a great jedi since she's not part of the blight side of the force or the dark side Well, she was happy to put on the jacket in episode five and and she well She didn't seem to talk about that. I've met lauren at all like she was referred to as the jedi Well, she's been under a lot of controversy recently on twitter. They call her turf Oh, Rosario Dawson. Yeah Yeah, so I mean the fact that she's still got a show the fact that gina karano is still I guess connected to mental learning apparently that They're gonna have to get complain louder and louder in order to get uh People booted from these different things. It's just um the only arc of star wars is disney slowly But surely learning that 99 percent of normal people don't agree with their weird progressive shit Yeah, especially the twitter people, you know, that's what they listen to and that they're a small minority the twitter people I just want to be a fly on the wall and watch pager pascale and fucking Uh, gina karano argue on set even though that probably never happens because he's never on set. I just want to see it happen God what a job It's a tough one. I honestly, I don't even know how a superfan is meant to look at this image and get Excited and not just be baffled and paralyzed and just like I don't know what to watch first like it's it's too much content You greatly underestimate the consumer We have great power. We can watch all of it because it's funny all of the coverage of this I saw on twitter was basically negative and I know that like I've been a it is bubble in and of itself in twitter, but Uh, so few people were talking about this image or the the concept of all these properties coming at once is a good thing It was usually just I like that one Like we'll have that one But it's like we're at a candy store now and you're picking out which you know, little Which piece of candy was broken glass? Do you want little rags? I guess I'll have I'll have that m&m I guess Yeah, one that one That one's got hobos piss mixed on it. Hey I figured it has magical healing properties crocs with sock cereal They made a cereal for that nice I think it says more about the person if they do that, you know Um, I really liked jay's tweet. He he put out this uh, so this first of all, this is the screenshot Um Right And oh boy, uh the tagline with it Was the guy saying uh, we we've put out, uh, you know properties that have a level of quality that is second to none And like the most clear image is moulin like you fuck it with me I mean, but every single one of those Is a remake of something that was better. So second to none is just like fuck the old shit That's hilarious. Yeah, and you got um, isn't Maleficent like the only one that I've there's the only one Yeah, that's a reimagining And he's fucking standing in front of it because like I didn't watch uh Beauty and the Beast allowed in leading the tramp or Maleficent. It's just you you only ever hear bad things pretty much Uh, um, I saw I'm not the same. I don't remember shit about it though Oh, it was so bad. We watched uh the old one on the new one back to back Oh, I wouldn't recommend that experience So I recommend the first half of that experience Who would watch those back to back there must be great gobs of money in it because I can't think of any other reason why I mean the love of the craft I I genuinely hadn't seen Mulan so long that I was like Worried that the original wasn't gonna hold up but it fucking did Yeah, some good shit and I think Mulan did have be a man now. That's a tune Or I'll make you a man or some shit Oh, yeah, man. It's all sequels. Great. It's a fun. It's a fun movie. And then the second one is like this hilarious nonsense Don't wear armor. It's oppressive Part of the best armor armor is oppressing my mortality Mulan was the one film that I thought Oh, like that might actually warrant a live action reboot because like it's Grounded it's about combat like man versus man the rest of our like like the lying king I would say man is man. Wow Oh, sorry. Ansel Ham And Sorry about that. Man. Don't deserve right. I identify as a moosh. You can't Is it bad what you said moosh you I immediately thought of uh food smooched food. Yeah Um, so then yeah, I guess the last image. I don't want to spend you know forever on I went when they were like the ending with with with it zooming out with barb Iger in the center and it just It reveals more and more and more you start to notice It's just like oh my god Holy shit, it's like the matrix of evil and the thing he says is something like we aim to produce 100 new titles each year. It's just like Wow, man. I should have used that screenshot in my video That's uh, it comes out all up well Hey quantity is the important thing here. Okay. Well The sad element I think is that you can notice with some of these that they're referencing a lot of properties They don't they didn't create. They just bought but yeah, and it's and they refer to them as like Ah these wonderful like they talk about the simpsons being like all this wonderful thing That's uh the the disney and simpsons have managed to create and it's like fuck off like Simpsons has nothing to do with you You just paid for it. I just yeah, it's a little It's a little eldritchie, you know, and you're just like Get a little I um I tweeted that out with this obviously suitable image to describe Experiences, uh, and I find it amusing that like this is a common sentiment that is growing like Everyone's like disney you get an awful big You need to shed some weight there Um because I think they will shit wait when it comes to the comic book distribution for marvel and shit Yeah, you reckon like that's gonna just downsize and stuff because clearly the cranking tv tv seems to be the the new cool thing now Yeah, because if you'd make another star wars movie people might not go see it But it's like ooh a show that's somehow different and new and exciting Yeah, and it seems to be less because the Mandalorian though You reckon like is it entirely that or is it like a combo of lots of shows just doing well and series being respected as being like I don't know Didn't they announce an alien show too if they did another alien movie or a word around disney They are doing an alien tv series. Yeah restraint. Oh my god Fringy post that that's the something that I hadn't even seen in the presentation I don't know when they slipped that out, but Alien tv show like what what are we what's happening help? Yeah, because if they announce another alien movie people no one's gonna go see that shit that franchise is dead unfortunately much like star wars as far as movies go But at least like a lot of people really like the Mandalorian strange machine Like if you look at review websites Mandalorian is like rated pretty well like no one likes Like not not to the same effect that anyone likes uh alien covenant or any shit like that Mm-hmm. I think it's because well obviously alien pales in comparison to star wars as far as like reach and accessibility And marketability isn't like star wars uh in the top 10 at least or top 15 for the most grossing ip's in the world Oh, probably aliens on the list No, definitely not but I just like you know, they're gonna do a show of that because no one would go see another shitty alien movie But shows oh, maybe the show could be good somehow I think it's because of the main reason that theaters are in the fucking dumps right now And that's why disney's throwing all their eggs in one basket with fucking disney plus And I think they're like blingy shit on the wall to see what sticks And they're probably most likely to have like a fucking checklist on the wall like okay We need gender diversity. We need more female roles Gender inclusivity now we can work on characters and stories No, fuck they're never gonna say that They're never gonna say let's work on characters and stories You have to reference all material Well, I was trying to be like, you know positive. That's the type of guy. I'm a very positive as you could tell It's crazy because like I got ready to kill myself um Huh, is it was episode four or five or whatever, but like We were watching mandalorian and and fringy just asked like What like what is mandalorian's perspective on anything? Oh my god, you got a point It's like any topic. What is his perspective? You'll shoot it. Maybe what's his perspective on droids? What's his perspective on the helmet? And you're like, well, I guess he wears it and he doesn't take it off Well, that's part of the lore of mandaloreans No They made that up for the show Yeah, I get conflicting information on exactly what the origin of that is but I I wouldn't even care if it was uh If it was a part of their lore from ages, I think it's dumb as fuck like And how how does the rule work when you need to eat something and he lifts it just up to his top lip Like how far up does the helmet have to be before he's broken the rule? Well, I think wait, they don't have straws in the future, but if he needs to blow his nose But how am I supposed to drink my blue liquid? I don't think they can do straws because it'll be too silly No, it's gonna make him look bad. We can't do it It would be a perfect sense to me Don't ask don't tell rules when it comes to masks in movies in general Unless it's a marvel movie, then your mask just doesn't even need to be on They'll see you right I have to protect my identity i'm spider-man The mask comes off and the fuck are you doing tom haulin? Tom haulin, who's that? I am just spider-man Tom haulin I find it funny that uh walley, which I really like is satirized basically exactly what disney is doing right now With it's what's the company in that movie buy-in-large or something. Yeah. Yeah, and yeah, basically disney Someone tweeted at me the other day like this is I guess website Called uh ideas dot wiki or some shit where people just post what they want as ideas Fucking I almost had a heart attack. I was in a call with the Freeing j and and someone had sent me this block of information that looked like it was from a website Not from this stupid site. That's nothing It was like jj abrams will be uh remaking walley in the 2020 live-action vid. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa Yeah, and someone had posted it like, ah, this will be awesome. It's like, what the fuck? No, why don't give them ideas you retard I hope he was ripped off the internet immediately I would have flagged him for all sorts of wild shit He kills kittens. He fucks koalas get this guy off or even worse me stuff about markiplier Oh, yes, we got to get rid of people who aren't friendly to markiplier. He's a national treasure Also jay lombon. How you doing? What's up? Do you tell the people we watched fucking batman robin yesterday. It was great, wasn't it? Yes, it was great Yeah, it's a staple in our household I would watch it with my dad and sisters. We would staple my son crack up Yeah, we would just crack up at all the ice puns because dad my father loves arnold. So watch him do this shit I don't know why anyone would treat for him Because I uh, yeah, we've just been talking about how disney's this horrifying creatures consuming everything You've got the jar jar binks poster out gov here. I just posted a What about alchohol? Jumping into a star wars movie with with alchohol snagers jar jar binks. I think that could work Probably good. It's him. I don't see why not He's still going hold Come on. He's too old. You know, like when he runs jar jar binks and makes like noises. He's like icky icky the movie we need Stay erect Well, this this is the shit where it's like if you're gonna go ahead and make droid a star wars story Can we have some fun to shit now like droids droid worse droid? droid Couldn't even give it a name I don't know. We haven't figured that out yet. I honestly think that some of this shit like it's not even past You know pre-production. They have no idea Oh, yeah, they're like just have the uh the artwork for it Obi-Wan Kenobi show, uh That's start filming, right? They probably haven't even written all the episodes. It's like this is the kind of production level He's like was he was he in the originals? Oh the good. Yeah make a movie about him when they have um Obi-Wan Kenobi and Vader like meet up in that show everyone's gonna be so fucking pissed in terms of continuities. What? But it's like, yeah, but you want to see it Don't you you want to see them both activate their lightsabers You want to see them throw stuff at each other with the force It better be as good as like the last star wars movie and I don't mean the recent ones, but revenge of the sif There's no denying that the lightsaber battle and that shit was amazing means Yeah, like have you seen shadow break it down? This is like, oh actually like They actually cared uh is is where I was going with that where um You know like the new movies. Are you telling me ryan johnson didn't care about the throne I think what he cared about were you trying to tell me What he cared about was Trilogy with the fight at the end of revenge of the sith, you know like wow one of these had effort and work into it One of these was choreographed. Whoa One of these was made by someone who cared the creator I like I honestly think when they film a lot of the uh the sequel trilogy once they're like Do you think it'd be cool right now if we did this this this with the lightsaber and this one? I was like that is really cool, but do like do a flip and then it Use the force to hold the lightsaber in mid air. That's that's cool And also a huge wave of water is going to splash because this is so fucking cool I say that as if the prequels didn't have a lava like storm In the end of the final fight, but I mean it's they still did the choreography so They could have their lava sprayed all over the place. I guess You know my favorite part about that fight now. I didn't notice it the first time I watched it I can't remember who pointed it out, but like when they're fighting in the river of lava There's like a raft with two aliens on it. And they're just kind of like swim in between What's his name obi-wan and Anakin while they're like standing off and the two aliens are just looking at them like It's like a tiny little beat, but it's so fucking funny once you notice it. I can't unsee it It's like watching two bums fighting in the middle of the street This is not a safe place to have this Get out of the lava. What are you guys doing? I guess they should get out of the lava too lava's not good. I suppose people want us to mention Uh, last was to sweep in the game awards. I I know this of course It's the content of the surprise of nobody Uh, I yeah, I I'm with rags and I I figured that this would happen It wasn't a surprise at all. Um The I was surprised Really, what would you what were you expecting? Like what do you think was going on? I honestly thought that our votes mattered at least in gaming, but I was wrong at least in game At least in gaming. Yeah, I don't have any bad experiences with with voting shenanigans recently. So um It it's surprising to me though that like, uh, everybody wants to like Almost fuck the game awards. You never trust like where were you where were you like or have you been for the last 10 years? The awards are always kind of to me and just like, yeah We were all used to him being bad, but not so blatantly in your face. Fuck you about it Well, what did you not like about the last of us too? What's what's wrong with the game from your perspective? Listen I don't care Like they kill off joe, which I thought was the weirdest thing, but I guess it's an interesting move It's a plot twist. You don't see coming. I didn't like saw it coming But why the fuck did she save the other bitch at the end? And that's what I didn't get Like you see her hung up uh spoiler alerts You see the bitch hung up and it's like if that was me Then she killed like the guy who's like my father go. Fuck you bitch starved to death die you scrawny bitch die You know that would have been me. It says she cuts them down. They had this fight Which was also dumb like why would you cut her down to fight her? You could have left her to die Yeah, I shouldn't even be ruining this for people because I could go on all day ruining it and uh You know the thing that bothered me the most was Neil Druckman and everybody involved with it being so Smug about it and rude to anyone who didn't like it And then it became this whole political bullshit where if you didn't support the game You are a hater a biggest in a foe. That's what bothered me You're the most about anything because uh, we we've had a few EFFs about that particular game going in detail about all the issues we have like with the structure It's not It's not, you know, not simply I didn't like that they they had these choices in the story It's more so like execution and stuff, but uh It's a I can't remember which video it is, but I'm pretty sure Neil Druckman almost said like people Who take issue with the ending? Um, they just don't understand that it's you know, they have a different perspective like They just don't get the vision because uh, of course The idea like why didn't she kill her? It's like, oh, don't you see it's like You try and spin a thematic sort of uh through line But the um, I think it's it's the same with TLJ where whatever one you draw There's going to be something in the narrative that really fucks with um What I would call like some kind of message they're trying to deliver Uh Like the the cycles of violence being something Well, I don't even know why I'm I'm going into this because it's like, yeah, it won. What were you expecting? Of course it won. It's it's uh, it's another step in the I guess uh journey that we're all making in the gaming industry that Mechanics are less and less important. It's more about the telling the deep and meaningful stories This is what film went through at one point. Like it wasn't taken seriously at all Gaming has totally followed hollywood in my opinion. So yeah, you to earn that sort of like uh, respect or Being taken seriously you you make stories like this. They're like, oh So mean so deep and it's all meaningless when you think about it because you know with the whole riots and protests What happened? Everybody turned into a cheek there It's like the second people to turn around and fuck something up. They did it nobody just said He's saying these people don't have principles. What why would you ever suggest such a Well, I'm not saying that mama susan. That was rags again putting words. Wow rags the fuck I'm gonna get us banned with your opinions I Speaking Speaking as somebody who actually liked the game I Agree that it's it didn't do enough new gameplay wise. Like it was just the same thing again, didn't like the dolls Collision errors and like issues with the AI which wasn't anything special Um, yeah, yeah gameplay. It was just very humdrum. We've seen this before So did you play ghost? I did enjoy it, but it just wasn't anything new and it should have evolved Yeah, um, no, I didn't play that. It looks cool though. That's something to play. I genuinely liked it a lot That was the one everyone wanted to get the awards. I think uh, it was the ongoing battle But yeah, nothing else really to say on that because I just It won here we go and uh, and disney have won they're going to and jeff kealy is won They've all won and we will be here to complain Slowly but truly attempting to recreate the end of revenge of the sith in real life I I mean dude with that image Uh Someone when I tweeted this one, I was on post of the image of anakin approaching the jedi temple with all the stormtroopers It's like oh my god same energy Technically they were phase three clones more star wars nerdism And not just any clones the 501st legion Fucking legends The ones who uh, didn't the the groove in real life the the 501st people they they provided props for the mandalorian because they ran out I don't know. I was kicked out of the legion. Damn it for alcohol your opinions No, that would have been cooler. But yeah, my opinions definitely don't coincide with uh, what's going on You have to like star wars now and it's all great. Do you reckon they'll make a veda tv show? It's kind of a thing I Veda season one Astola story Oh, no, he's like really sad I really miss my son Like see he was always a good guy really like he just a little hot And then someone's like vader and he goes what and strangles them and flows him around the room It's like yeah, people gonna love this also activate the lightsaber and then turn it off just so that Activate the lightsaber and just cut the floor and then turn it off Maybe they can make a show where it's just vader's life as a fork ghost Because it would give you more in-depth Knowledge of vader himself and why he was the way he was because his whole life as Darth vader was nothing but pain even breathing Heard him so it could be interesting to see like his disability and how it affected his mental state and made him the fucked up piece of shit he was Are you are you calling are you calling vader disabled? No, he was obviously handy capable with the ass whoop and see handed out after rogue one If I was a rebel and they locked me in a tube with vader, where's the fucking princess? I'll take you there my lord I think I saw what you did to the last guy with the cone head There's a lot of uh examples of like I think how they could nail it with a lot of these But it's just like it's them and you're like, oh god, they're gonna do something real bad You know fuck it up. Yeah I guess we'll see all you could do now when you're a fan of stuff is hope to god it isn't ruined Yeah, it's a weird world we're in Where is villain a blank franchise? Is it alive? Is it safe? Neither die here live long enough to see yourself become the villain because they've already confirmed predators Got another movie already. It's like didn't we learn from the many other times? That predator has failed I thought that like I don't even know that it was viable in terms of Like if they did a really good predator movie, I don't even know how much reach it has anymore But they're like, yeah, fuck it. We're just gonna keep trying predator. That's a monster thing We can do stuff with that people like it If I was at the port beaning and they pitched me the last predator movie and they were like It's starring Olivia munn from g4. I'd go fire this man immediately Get him out of my sight before I kill his entire family This is disgusting like in some like in the guy from the black comedy duo. I don't even know the names Abbott and costello close enough They were on mad tv for a hot man That's it one of those guys key or peel Like Olivia munn key and peel. No, no Wow It's like fuck just do predator the way it's meant to be. He's a horrific hunting monster You don't know where the fuck he's coming from and the only way you can survive is if you're ripped a fuck like arnold schurzenegger Because carl may weather lost an arm in that first film That's how it should be done Not like this comedy bullshit with a bunch of flunkies from television that you honestly don't give a fuck about And the film doesn't come off as scary It comes out as another pile of shit in an autistic kid that somehow can figure out alien technology Me while our government can't figure out the shit they found. Yes. I believe in aliens But good god of mighty it makes no sense. Have you ever dealt with an autistic kid? Nothing person anybody's got autistic kids But I highly doubt he's gonna figure out an alien rubik's cube I'm a functioning adult and I can't figure out a normal human rubik's cube Um, anyway, yeah predator. I don't feel like I want to watch that They're the future of humanity. It's done. No, it's not predator. This is it's been off series predator Fred it's all right He's fine. You know, he's just doing his best Going through the motions every day going to work killing coming back home See, I think that would be better than what we got the idea of like a businessman predator Who's doing his day-to-day? He's just like in the office And it's like a sitcom and it always ends with oh predator And then they all look at the they shrug and look at the screen Or they jump and then midair it still frames and then the credits roll And the next-door neighbors played by Logan Paul. Yeah, this episode of the predator was filmed in front of a live audience Predator you got more though quarterly reports and he's like, oh god, dude. I just I don't have enough time like It went with the wife and I just I can't Ends with him killing himself. It's like a dramatic fucking dude. You're like, oh Yeah Don't you get it? It's an allegory like I I guess I just don't know why you chose this Whatever floats about So if you want to hit that link It'll jump you all it'll it'll hyperspace you all into Watch together because there's uh, there's a fun little video. Oh god. I'm hyperspacing. I gotta hold on to something Oh, I know what's the video. I don't feel like being depressed today. It's from wise crack a channel Poor thing. I remember when I first heard of wise crack people like oh this channel is really awesome They do all kinds of cool things and I remember it like seemed like one or two videos. Yeah, I'm neat They talk about Philosophisms. Yeah And then like as time went on more and more people were sending me videos like do you see what they fucking said about this thing? And I'm like, oh no. Oh wait rise crack. I remember them. Yeah So, um Funny enough because what we've just been ranting about the past like hour or whatever How much disney is fucking everything over kind of and uh, you could say that all those things Inact to what we call culture And this video is called how disney ruined culture So you might even say we find that we'd find this quite agreeable, right? Right You excited is everyone Well, you know, I have a feeling the implication is we're not going to agree Maybe maybe not to be honest with you. I haven't seen More than I guess a couple of minutes. Uh, yeah, I should probably say like capital opinions is the reason I found this I was I was just pondering on his channel about like, oh, what is he up to what's happening? it's like oh, he's covered this video and uh It takes an interesting tune as as I'm guessing did someone send it to you or do you watch uh wise crack and you were like, hey No, I just I saw it in a recommended thing and okay, so Yeah, so obviously wise crack is making a video about how disney ruined culture now I want you all to imagine what you think their reasoning is going to be like why What what is disney doing that ruins culture? You might have a couple things in mind, but I bet you won't guess what their actual reasoning is going to be I'm very it's definitely ruined dating. I was Messing around but chic who was attracted to simba from the lion king the animated series How the fuck am I supposed to compete with that? It's a cartoon lion Dude, you can wear a furry outfit as simba. It wasn't the same and I did offer Oh, I like the idea. You said it wasn't the same like you did try They try anything in the romance like You go for now is this doing it for you? I don't know is it doing it for you, baby? It's the king's jungle Uh, we got five in here. Is anyone anyone missing? I am Popping in I just had to step away for just a second, but I'm here now. We can begin All right, here we go. So yeah, uh as as he just pointed out like like What what what just quick round table? What do you think the the point is going to be? How is disney ruining culture? Chaplain kennedy. All right, uh, they're not making enough new shows You're not being progressive fast enough And jail over Wait, oh my god I have I got nothing Well, come on. You can do it. How is disney really around me in a firefight? There they have this thumbnail at the bottom why we worship asshole characters, but it's a picture of Rick, I guess the spikes of the blue spiky-haired one and I'm like I thought he was a bad person and he's not worshiped Well, uh, they mix that up all the time They think that because people enjoy rick that people think he's a good person. It's like oh like hartman It's it's pretty fucking clear in the show that he is a horrible person a lot of the time He even like makes it clear that he's just like, yeah, you know, you don't have to Operate really any differently because everything's meaningless. It's like, okay Um, I love rick. I think he's funny as fuck But the idea that I like anyone who thinks he's awesome worship service like you need to chill You're you're right. It's we're not we're not nobody's going that far because they say the same thing about uh joker from the 2019 one and um Who are the other ones that like always get brought up for this? I guess like jack sparrow or something It's like you realize jack sparrow is not someone you should model your life after or like tyler doing that Oh, that's yeah, it's like classic sage fucking Truly the the inspirations of a of an entire generation Mm-hmm. Anyway more a 10 What's up wisecrack michael here and i'm back in a Wow wisecrack i hate it already stop it What's an eight minute cape cod? It's what the candidates did with young women a eight minute cape cod The time crisis universe wiki All right, I don't okay Also a background is that because if you order a cape cod and it takes eight minutes your bartender sucks Oh, it's a drink. Yeah, cape cod. Hmm What's in it? I was literally thinking of cape cod. It's just uh vodka and cranberry juice. Oh It's not interesting. Yeah, and i'm with jay longbump that his uh background is aids having looked at it for a long time while editing my video It is a character back story There can't be a single pixel that's not eye catching. Yes, that's how youtube works now It's vomit. Yeah, I know right Also, uh, when I was last using watch together not even streaming Um, I was getting like I get low fps on it for some reason So if you guys start seeing low fps being efap chat, uh, hopefully that is an issue that will be solved by the time I stream efap next, but you might have to put up with it for this stream Uh, don't worry. You're not missing out on a lot Of those frames wisecrack studio. Please people wear your freaking mask. Anyway, where are you? Sunglasses go blind if you're in that office God that face you always get so many poses Look at those teeth. He's got a great thing Oh, I had a I had a I had a lot of fun with pause frames with this guy. He just oh He would be great for thumbnails Maybe that's like why they hired him You could tell he's got a lust for life, baby I've got disney on my brain and not just because my nostalgic mom keeps sending me this photo Oh my god That's hilarious because it's like it's him, but on a kid's body Will something creepy about the yeah, it is a little creepy horror movie Yeah, this is a lot of photo you find in the serial killers Semi-abandoned like trailer how they piece this together from other photos and they're like this happened. Okay It's dark and the heroes stumble into it. They have their flashlights everywhere cut off that lady's head He never got to go to disney land. Maybe this actually is one of his mom's old photographs and he has an age He's like, yeah, everyone's like, why did you shop that he's like, oh, yeah Yeah, totally shopped. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't look like that when I was 10. Yeah I don't go to disney world every year as an adult. No, no No, he puts this on his kinder profile to let women know he's fun and interesting No, no, no, I'm I'm ironically wearing a disney hat You like do you think it's cute? No, it's like, yeah, I don't either like what what this is gay Mom keeps sending me this photo And who can blame me they basically own or license everything I love and everything I hate And that's not to mention the new season of the mandalorian because they own star wars Also x-men. That's right. They own the x people and just take a gander at the top Last year and you'll be well x-men is actually triggering on twitter right now It is Oh, yeah, it's something going on as really some crap thing. Well, I don't know Is there a new thing coming out like a new x-men movie or I don't know But um, if you remember when isn't it from the trailer for dark fate where she was like We should call ourselves x women because the men do nothing around here. Yeah, it's like, okay Yeah, I don't know they probably the reason they would They probably could have done some problems with x-men like oh should we call it x people? I don't know like we don't want to fucking annoy everybody We're trying to be inclusive. Yeah Take a gander at the top grossing films last year and you'll be greeted by one name and one name only Except for sony One name and one name only guys That's right. I should have looked at the graphic. This was all in post. He didn't actually Except for all the other ones forget the other one It's all this shit and he's just a face Yeah, we spend all of their money on the fucking willy wonka popolo Picasso studio So they didn't have any any money left over for an editor. I didn't realize it was a very rare piece He was when Picasso was on lsd after the running of the bulls. He was on his insufferable faggot phase We're screwed now mama susan. It was rags again He's that honest the girlier mom make him go to bed I can picture it susan at home watching the stream right now like that's another one Tick Would be there when the f mom drops Yeah, yeah, I had no idea that jumanji did this well. It's like good for you. I guess uh Times before corona. Am I right? Yeah adventure movies. Remember films about being outside It's weird when you dream about being outside and then you wake up Yeah, I can't think about going outside because there's this weird light at my window half the time It's just fucking blinding me. I can't think straight Dude, that should be the name of the movie that comes out about being outside being outside Everyone's like, whoa What Disney Pictures presents Look at the mask in Seattle It's like commentary by Morgan Freeman. He's like this is a blade of grass You're like, oh my god I've never seen one so beautiful They're gonna make a movie uh eternal sunshine eternal sunshine of the maskless face There's something there who works on that one a bit. Yeah, there's something there I enjoy uh, this was an easy walk in a bull sort of moment for him in this video Just be like disney's clearly like dominating but it said it's like you don't see any other names Like why did you show us? On the screen is disney They're at the top grossing films last year and you'll be greeted by one name and one name only See from end game to Aladdin from frozen 2 to toy story 4 disney made 7 of the top 10 highest grossing films of 2019 What a shame Fuck Toy Story 4 I hate it Where story 4 is the horseshit Toy Story 4 scene and while this feat is impressive even for the big mouse It's not exactly something new In fact, many of the top 50 highest grossing films of all time were either made by or later bought by disney Now maybe for some of you this doesn't matter as long as you get that marvel cinematic goodness injected into your eyeballs a few times a year See at this point again at this point you're like, hmm Where is he going right now? Like what is the point? You feel like you're still on board kind of like all right I'm following what where we're going and I totally get it But what if I told you that disney's ever broadening artistic reach is actually bad for culture and not just because they actually bad Was there an assumption that it wasn't? Yeah I don't even yeah, I don't know anybody who considers disney's Buying of everything and remaking everything to be like, oh, this is awesome It's like who thinks that I don't think anybody yeah, I know consumers think that really becoming umbrella I don't even know hey guys If I say it's actually good that one company owns every single thing in the world I had a friend who was excited disney bought like marvels and other shit. He's like now we can get even better adventures movie All these characters are gonna be together spider-man. It's just like I don't care Hey man, look if they've bought fox it's time to have spider-man battle alien. I think you have I'd watch that. Yeah No, make an alien fight camilla con. Let's give her that character Worst star war how let's find out in this wisecrack edition on how disney ruined culture also Wow, I mean you just you expect like you're really gonna prove in 20 minutes that they did it All right, this is gonna be exciting because you'd have to establish like what it was prior and then how they've destroyed it Which is though, you know, it's real sad. This is what happens when a channel that's actually good gets too popular Like wisecrack used to be good. Yeah, that's what i'm saying I remember them being an awesome channel, but I don't know when that was anymore It's like it's like something shifted and now we have this horrible Homogenized garbage with a dude who looks exactly like that other bald white guy with glowing white teeth That does top 10 countdowns Yeah, and you assume they have like a selection of presenters who only read scripts because they have no idea What they're even talking about they don't care what bathing is or Hey, that's probably in the contract, you know, they got to look presentable to some degree Otherwise people might think that they're like hobos at least wear a shirt in the hat. Yeah Stand in our bright wack ass studio Let's see those beautiful pearly white teeth you paid for and then the other part is that uh, they'll have a team of editors, right? the Right, it might even be to the point where there's like three editors who made this video And that none of them had anything to do with the writing or the presentation like like the commentator himself or whatever They paid for like great editors, but they want them to edit like the average person So it's a relatable accessible. That's how you how it went down Look, have you noticed that like people have been pointing out as a trend on youtube That a lot of creators are just moving this direction to make more stuff They'll just hire lots of people to you know do all of the oh, yeah the job. Yeah I've talked to like youtubers that pay for other people to edit for them Which is it's pretty neat to have uh, john here as well because like you're a one-man show Almost, right? Yeah I've always edited all my own stuff and to be honest I insist on it because i'm very like particular about the exact the exact duration of every single shot and everything Yeah, I feel like so like feel the same way in terms of uh, if i'm not editing my video It feels like it's gonna lose a lot of uh Blavio character, you know Get worried and I don't think that I could find anyone who's mentally deranged as I am In the sense of like editing a video and then they think like there was a clip from threes company in 1974 That would fit this moment perfectly on twitter and then I blow out was trying to find something that doesn't exist on the internet Yeah, oh and for reference one meme I'm cool with someone editing the the efab recordings we do but not my mainline video is what I mean like the That's why they take so long because this is the thing. I actually think it's like a gradual project Projects. I don't know what's happening in the past two days. I keep fucking screwing up woods. I I feel like I need more sleep I don't know what it is but the uh, the idea that you you slowly integrate more and more people to take care of More and more parts of the video until it eventually, you know, ship a thesius style It's just like you like wait, which which of that is even you anymore like which parts you like, um, I wrote the title Right And uh, you'll get loads more from the person, but I think a lot of times people be like, I don't know It was different. Not the same shit anymore Well, the new youtube algorithm if you want to do well, you need to shit out videos and uh Yeah, maybe I should just adapt to the times, but it's kind of hard doing it by yourself Because so much of people's like personality and ethos is in there editing too You know, so when you hire a new editor who doesn't really fit or gel with What you were doing and what people liked in the first place, you know Go down. I feel like that's true But I also stopped for from that already because most people like my more Crazy and insane things in that sense of me saying what I really feel and making the jokes I want to joke Or make I should say and now it's kind of like with the current youtube I sit now make some jokes and like I might have to edit this one out This might offend someone with a clubfoot Son of a bitch Speaking of uh, you being completely honest I don't want any dead people calling in Oh, yeah, seriously We ask a question here every once in a while and uh, you're a new guest. You got to answer it too. Just uh, which do you think is better Gundam, uh halloween or christmas? God they both suck Well halloween used to be cool when you could go out with chicks and be dressed all, you know slutty Let's face it. Yeah, I'm gonna be like an indian princess, but a sexy indian princess like sure whatever Christmas Can be cool if you have a family that loves you and sends you stuff So most of my christmas is I got nothing so for me christmas is about as nothing as halloween Because I wasn't allowed to trick-or-treat as a kid either. So I don't have any fond memories I'm not allowed to trick-or-treat as a kid No, really? Why not? Yeah, I had a very regimented childhood This is what happens when like you try to raise a soldier you end up with a complete and utter insane rebel Oh, did you ever go trick-or-treating at all? No, no Not once. I was allowed to look out the window and see the other children trick-or-treat Fuck that's making you sad My mother used to say shit like oh, yeah, you want to trick-or-treat where you're gonna go You don't have any friend. Wow. You're gonna go over the yachts It's house over and over again. You gotta go your run friend's house over and over My god If you go out trick-or-treating someone's gonna put drugs in your candy and before you know it You're gonna be sucking dick for smack little mister. It is kind of like wait. Wait, wait. Where's the problem? I don't understand I grew up in a bad area. So there were people actually put razor blades and candy bars for kids and shit uh, they laced it with um Allaxatives one time this lady just decided she's sick of kids. So she gave us allaxatives. I missed out on it So that was a piece of cake That was a plus They're making our kids poop a lot I don't even know what the fuck that lady was taking. She's just like i'm putting laxatives in their fucking candy. Fuck these little bastards I just uh, I hope when they get home, they want a shit I know like she's probably home with the kids with shit themselves while they're out trick-or-treating I I just picture you've been like fuck you You Throw on a bed You can be a ghost easy Now i'm a poo ghost. Oh, no Trick-or-treating such a unique experience for kids and it's that's a shame that you couldn't yeah, man Experience that like once you're once you're not any a kid anymore like it's over. There's no going back. So like It made dating such a shame to miss out on it. Yeah Like the thing that was the worst is like chicks would always yeah I mean god you didn't trick-or-treat. We're gonna go trick-or-treating. I'm like we're fucking out 20s We're gonna look like assholes trick-or-treating. I want you to dress up as mandalorian your favorite Though that might have done it for me if mando existed You know if I could have been given exist in our hearts. Yeah, boba. You're right rags Um, I need to remember that disney exists in our hearts So I guess no one's ever really gone. No one's ever really not yet unexistent I guess I should rephrase the question. Which one do you think is worse? That's a fucking tough one. Shit Oh my god, I remember going to school for christmas And I hated school too the teacher like what did you kids get for christmas? I'm like god, no God don't ask this question And everybody would talk about all the shit they got for christmas. I'm like, oh my god That's like more gifts than I've gotten in my entire life accumulated and like, what did you get Gundam? And I was like, well I don't want to say this because it's fucking sad my mother gave me mcdonald's happy meal toys for christmas Hey, you know some of them are pretty good Some of them were good. Yeah, I was excited to go to mcdonald's No, we've been having this christmas halloween thing for a while and I've hypothesized to mawler on multiple occasions that There seems to be a link between people who who don't like christmas and having horrible childhoods So it's turning out that uh, by the night Right Oh, like you never hung out with drug dealers as a kid. Yeah, uh, too good for drug dealers rags. That's that's what we call them Wow My toy dealers my drug dealers were the people passing out the candies on halloween Rags would see my class drug dealers like briefcase suit in a really tall building No, just whoever's at the next house, then they're like, which would you like? They're all like probably labeled and priced I put laxatives in the cocaine It was like a multiple choice is that you can have laxatives along with any of them if you wish It's it's all like a moved in thing. It's a pretty progressive Um Yeah, I I guess is the answer then just they both suck. You can be the both definitely suck It's it's a top one Unique is christmas sucks a little bit more because people talk about it like it's this great thing So I get more annoyed doing christmas. Oh, where's your christmas tree the fuck you mean? Where's my tree? It's only me and a dog in a closeted homosexual cat What do I need a tree for for the cat? Yeah, what what so what what clues you in? That my cat was gay Yeah, oh, he despises women for some reason Whenever they come over He's very onry. I don't like if he doesn't get his food When he wants it he will then meow as loud as he can Repeat it. Oh, he'll open up the bedroom door and then he will jump on the bed and scream at the top of his lungs Then leap And if I don't bring him any food then he will claw up furniture and piss on something I love So he pissed on the power cable for my pc He was sending a message He knew Well, I spent more time sitting in this shit than a little bit. I'm the god hate swimmin lines Thanks, everything's theirs. It might be gay. Yeah Yeah, you know, it's just all those boxes lining up um Yeah, you know you Hates christmas slightly more than halloween. I guess that puts you closer to one side than the other, you know, just I'm not trying to steal a w there or anything. What? Here on here on e-fap. I don't think his opinions on holidays should be I think they're fair and relevant. I think everyone's entitled to the fair Everybody enjoys like christmas or whatever go right ahead. It's just doesn't do shit for me Like I had one christmas where my retarded uncle. I could say that here, right? Susan took his shit under the christmas tree Was that a gift? He was retarded Oh, that's why he did it. He could he took down his like underwear Not his underwear. He's like big adult pajamas and he looked like bob a buoy from the howard stern show and he had a mullet And he was like I make poopies now and then he just pulled down his diapers and shit under the tree And everybody in the house pretended like it wasn't happening. How do you do that? No, just that's just uncle. That's just uncle car. I'll just let him drop his little stocking stuff Don't pay him any attention. He's looking for attention. If you look at him, you'll do it more. Look away Look away. You don't want to watch him shit. Anyway, so it's a based uncle based Are there any holidays that you like or are you just miserable? It is no holiday for me, honestly guys Every day is an unholiday One long year. I like to call. Hell you airy I imagine once they announce the apocalypse is on its way. You'll be like, oh when like what day is that? Fuck it Like the apocalypse will come when I finally get mine like I become a millionaire the day it happens I'm a millionaire. I did it and then like On the news today meteor headed towards earth and there's nothing we can do elan musk and jeff bezos have already made it to mars Fuck and markiplier's with them so he can continue to entertain the humans of the future You know like I knew this world was cruel, but this is too much lord Yeah, I mean fuck All of us dead. I did call it a yule log chat when he took a shit I was like, oh that brings the new meeting to the yule log And then my grandfather started speaking spanish because he didn't speak english at all And then he hand you a dollar and your grandmother goes your grandfather loves you and then my father pulled me aside He's like no one thought you're coming. That's why we didn't get you any gifts. Oh, and I'm like, okay He's like, well, at least I got a romance about all of this I'm waiting for netflix to grow a brain and give me a show rather than like I don't know lily sings or the other tiktok girl. They gave a show to they have no material My whole life's the material So true I shall I shall make a show of my memoirs The life and times of a douchebag So anyway, disney ruining color nice ring to it look up yule cat. No I don't think I want to yeah, whatever sources look up. So he's like You'll log more like you'll dog I agree j that my uh peel box is basically christmas like Getting stuff from people sent to my peel box is the weirdest thing It's amazing, but it's also weird because I keep thinking one day it's gonna happen Where ashton kutcher's gonna come to my house and he's go, are you stupid bro? You thought people actually like you and he take this stuff that was given to me in my youtube channel be deleted And I'd be arrested for hate crimes Well, yeah, give it give it some time Like maybe you know, it's not tomorrow I won't feel safe until ashton kutcher's dead What's the what's the weirdest thing you've gotten in a peel box? I got shit in the mail So you gotta I wasn't that mad I was a little mad they got it in my hand But otherwise I respect that level of commitment Yeah, to be that angry at someone to shit in like an envelope and then strategically put it in a box That is wow strategically put in a box. Yeah, because I was thrown off You don't expect it to be in a box like well, actually, what do you expect a shit to be in? It wouldn't be an envelope, right? It would be in a box, but when I did see it in a log immediately I was thrown off. Oh, I was sent like a woman's torso Like this weird sex toy You were sent it's all oily too like for like for a boob job or something No, it's like a woman's torso. You have sex with that one was weird and it's got like slime on his stuff I don't fucking know a slightly torso you have sex with No, I don't have sex with it. You rub your cock against it or No, of course not someone already beat me to it. I'm not gay Oh It all makes sense. Someone sent me a double-ended dildo, which I use is like a dog guy A dog dog Yeah, fluffy loves it You know, you throw the dildo and she runs on gets it and she fights a shit out of it. It's her favorite toy That was a good one because the closeted homosexual cat want to get in on that or no He's definitely not interested. He's not into interspecies erotica rags Yeah, jeez. Oh, I just assumed because they were gay. They were they were hypersexual, so Let's see a dildo. No, that's definitely not true Uh, I don't even know how to segue back to disney There's there's no way it's not possible And I guess spoilers ahead for films you absolutely saw if you were ever a child But before we get into it, I want to give a shout out to this week's sponsor wonder share Oh You're thinking about starting your own channel, then you should check out wonder share filmora is a simple to use video at age Wait filmora. Okay. 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Disney has gone from an industry giant to an absolute behemoth Acquiring everything from the muppets to pixar to marvel to star wars to most recently 20 not the muppets Oh god, no, we're never gonna get another gonzo in space or whatever Gonzo's love for chickens was interspecies erotica by the way. Yeah That was a closeted homosexual chick was gonzo. He's uh You know, you know, what's gonzo? Is he safe? Like no Of course, disney's game of hungry hungry hippos, but for intellectual property goes way back to the beginning According to the company's really hard on that joke. That wasn't funny at all Yeah, they looked at tracking all the balls with the logos. Yeah, it's a lot of work They worked they that must have taken an hour to do and they were just Nothing they would have achieved the same thing with just having the hungry hungry hippos. That was it. That's all they needed Because this is the content youtube want Hungry hungry hippos edits. I want to I want the hungry hungry hippos cinematic universe Do you know the names? Yeah, I was gonna say I don't know they probably do inky-blinky that sort of shit okay, so Optimus is in the original version of the game. There was lizzie hippo Henry hippo Homer hippo in harry A later edition of the game place replaces the purple hippo lizzie with a pink one named happy Wow, dude, lizzie got depressed was taken away and brought back as a different color and cold happy He like she's happy now. You understand I don't know. Yeah, I assume so I I guess happy's a girl still Well, I like how hungry hungry hippos is the not part of a broader universe. It's like the hungry hungry hippos universe There's so many directions you go. They must have been a crossover with like toy story. Yeah, the The cinematic will also like to point out The hungry hungry hippos is a really shitty game. Yeah Because there's no skill involved in it whatsoever except mashing a lever and it's just loud and obnoxious But it's cool because the hippos eat the things Because well, it came out at a time when there was nothing else to do Uh bowl in the cup Yeah, let me see what unhungry hippos came out hungry hippos came out in 1978 Oh, that was a long time ago. Let's act still on the radio. Oh my god. That homo predates simpson's homo then Oh my god. Was that the that was right after star wars hungry hippos came out Do you think there's a connection? Oh connected. Yep. I got everything Coincidence you decide. I sorry go ahead Goes way back to the beginning according to the company's own telling founder wall disney moved to los angeles Almost a hundred years ago with and I quote a lot of hopes, but little else. How wholesome four years later I uh, I don't know. I guess like you could interpret that with yeah, I had hopes, but everything was shit All right No, not advertiser friendly Here disney got his first taste of success with oswald the lucky rabbit The only catch when disney tried to make another round of these cartoons He found out that his distributor had gone behind his back and poached all of his animators worse upon reading the fine print of His contract disney realized he didn't even own the rights to oswald His distributor did and thus like a supervillains origin story His distributor was found dead chopped up in a body bag a week later It dumped in a ravine It was still a lightly unrelated Completely related Walt his distributor did and thus like a supervillains origin story are intrepid young waltz vows to never gets No, that's not a supervillain. That could be anyone's origin story really Walt disney's career begins working for machinima.com Yeah, the idea that they've set up so he made something it was essentially taken from him And so he made sure in future that things wouldn't be taken from him supervillain So now he's about he's about to make a company that would own all of the art Yeah, they stole from me. Oh, yeah, well now everything will be mine in the future. Everything will belong to disney He's gonna buy that distributor. That was the whole point was to buy that person like fuck you And or as disney.com puts it he saw to it that he owned everything that he made. What is wrong with that? Yeah, you should own everything that you make Yeah, I think I don't want to have an andrew ryan tangent here, but that seems all right to me I feel like they they were going a different direction You know, you think they were gonna go with he wanted to own everything. It's like, oh, no But it was just everything he made. He's like, oh, well, okay. That's fine After that disney set up shop in a studio five minutes away from wisecrack headquarters and is now a high-end grocery store Here he created his most iconic character from then on disney became a veritable creative I think it really adds to the production value of this video that he drove to that parking lot For that five second bit I think I think that's a lot it shows that he cares because it wasn't even even brought even brought his embarrassing shirt with him Fuck in place. He wanted who are we kidding? We won't know. We're not gonna look it up Um, it's fun. Yeah, he could be it like some starbucks or whole foods out there And no no no relation. What's hey? We're probably a Panera bread and they're like, hey, terry. Why don't we like film a little extra something? Say, well, just curious. I'm curious. Have you like blurt out the everything that he made after that disney? Shop in a studio that is five minutes away from wisecrack headquarters and is now a high-end groceries. He did not. No, he didn't Um, I also find it amusing like if this was a friend of yours and you like needed to drive down here to record this And you were just like, why are you doing this? Like, oh, because this is where like well disney created mickey mouse You're like, okay, but why like Why is this in the video? What is this ad and he's just like, oh my god I didn't even notice his backwards baseball cap now. My dealer is over there. I can get some asked it while you're filming brah This dude is so fucking cool Back Listen, let's cut him some slack rags. He's obviously going all at a young age Well, it makes it You're obvious. Yes. I know but Because of the big the big five head he's got there is accented by the uh by the hat I'm pretty sure he once had flowing beautiful luscious hair and now he has to live in a world where he has to grow the Hair on his face. It's a hard transition Poor man We don't need this by the way Susan. We're just observing. Yes, you know, actually though If you if you take his head and you turn it upside down and you crop it just right, it's a happy face The beard It's a happy face with a beard. You see guys, it's not old This is the kind of quality content that you come And the chat has made it a point that he is not wearing a mask outside Oh He's a bad man You put in the bottom right corner. This was recorded before I recorded this a year ago I didn't know when it'd be relevant, but I decided to record it anyway. Didn't even know what the video's gonna be about It's like but you're wearing the same shirt. He's like, yeah, coincidence weird. I don't know What a what a world character. Hey, if I like a shirt, I usually buy more than one I'm sure he did this all in one day. This is why it's kind of they did this all in one day They cranked this thing out. Oh, yeah And grocery got a team of people here. He created his most iconic character They have a team of sure then on disney became a veritable creative and financial powerhouse by 1937 It would break all box office records with the release of snow white and the seven wards They made 36 dollars at the box office. It's a new record. We uh back in 36 dollars was millions and millions of dollars Hey, that's a lot of money for you people Look at this bitch's face I still like this though because it's all like wait, so how disney rune culture is like we haven't gone there yet It's like no not yet. He's still getting there. We're almost laying the groundwork Yeah, it still genuinely surprises me how old Uh snow white is like you she's probably in like her 20s I I feel like those people think it was made in like the 50s or the 40s at the ear list, but like the 30s No, this was 1937 This is right before hitler during hitler He's he's he's rubbing his hands together. He's like, yes. Yes. Yes. It's all Like we got to stop the communist henry ford is like the jewel the world's most international problem by my book It was a different time Adolf hitler had a portrait of henry ford in his office for god's sakes I like the the dwarf face so flimpy Wait, like it's like his forehead is faster than his Chin, I don't know. It's just like it moves through the world quicker Yeah Early on success was predicated on a simple formula find an existing story Make it as cute and wholesome as possible to maximize your potential audience and then dive into your scrooge mcduck sized money pool People love referencing this every time they talk about people having lots of money It's always scrooge mcduck. Poor guy just wants to swim in his coins. Leave him alone You gotta give it a scrooge mcduck. He jumped in there and didn't break his neck Exactly that shows that he has he must be incredibly dense to be able to like Of course, you might think this is fine After all pop culture is by definition entertainment aimed at the largest possible audience and disney definitely Is it? Let me look that up pop culture I mean popular Would just be one of the popular pop culture modern popular culture transmitted via the mass media and aimed particularly at younger people So they fucked up I guess they go in literal like popular therefore No, but he he specifically said that it's aimed at the widest possible audience And not that it just happened to appeal to the widest possible audience, you know Because the way he's defining pop culture implies that like, oh, yeah, we know this is going to appeal to everyone Let's do it instead of like it became popular Yeah, that's probably why he came to that conclusion But it's just kind of a it's a weird way to define pop culture, but it's a it's a minor point. Yeah, it's modern pop culture mod pop cult That's the cool way to say it The whole by definition thing is a lot like the like one name and one name only It's like did you guys proofread this script at all? It really had one thing an aesthetic, you know round faces Saucer eyes big goofy grins, and if the kids love it Japanese anime it's not a bit Not a big goofy grin No round faces saucer eyes big goofy grins and if the kids love I wouldn't call them saucer eyes. I just call them eyes Hmm, but how could it be bad? But as we've mentioned before disney's reign of cuteness was not a happy accident or mere coincidence Walt was basically ruthless, of course They wanted to make a show kids would like so they tried that and did it like cutesy. You saw you make it sound nefarious Yeah, and cutesy. Oh, he does a lot of that It's all very nefarious It's like can you believe this company wanted to just make cars that people would buy and drive around? That's why heller came up with a Volkswagen for people to Model D Just trying to take over the world those step one How nefarious that they wanted to create these products with a bunch of appeal and features and quality to get people to like them It's like the reverse way to look at it. He's like, oh look they did these cute features to manipulate people into It's like well, I mean that's just that's cute. It's what we do with that's what it is Yeah, this is well before disney drew his first cartoon He obviously would have known what people think is cute and people of the people like why would you? What? Yeah, everything does this But as we mentioned before disney's reign of cuteness was not a happy accident or mere coincidence Walt was basically ruthless in his quest to make all things adorable and in the process ruthless to make things adorable Everything has to be this nefarious maniacal plot basically Walt disney sounds like pokey main. Yeah He talked with them How do they even do that the the fucking twitch people when they do the baby shit? What is it like? Well, how did that happen? I don't know Terrifying in this video is this video is gargoyle cringe. Yes If you want to do baby talk you replace ours with w's Even even the idea of impersonating them like no no stop The last 100 years acquiring stories adapting them and ultimately twisting their original artistic intentions beyond recognition Wow, I'm sure we haven't been doing that for tens of thousands of years. Yep. Let's uh That's kind of just a norm Yeah, I'd be curious Why we would see that as an issue in terms of they're making children's versions of the stories And yeah, and also like I everything about his phrasing makes it seem malevolent twisting the original meaning Like no, what if they just want to make their own take on it? Like you think when when you think when thomas mallory was writing the once and future king He was like i'm gonna twist and manipulate the mort darther so that he could have these Influences so I could mind control the brainwaves of romanticism. No, he wasn't Jesus christ making everything sound evil Fucking no, so I want to I want to point out how bold his claim actually was because they've spent the last 100 years Twisting things beyond they're like beyond recognition from what they were originally like he's saying that's what his knee has like Basically exclusively done for a hundred years Like really they didn't make anything original. They didn't do anything That's actually quite similar to the original source material. They didn't do any of that. Did they? I'd like to make a slight correction to my my last quasi pseudo joke. It was uh, thomas mallory wrote lmort darther It was th white who wrote the luncheon once and future king Because you know someone in the car no one in the comments needs to correct me on that They still will they will have paused already They'll they'll pause them right at their comment They've posted it and they've proceeded 20 seconds further and they're like, you know what? I'm just gonna leave it up. Fuck. It's fine because I want everyone to know that I know that Fucking rags getting it wrong again All of which is to say is all this cuteness actually super Uncute but to see the disney method in action. Let's dissect an early example Pinocchio for the uninitiated the story revolves around the titular puppet who just wants to be a oh that fairy's titular Yeah, boy As the magical blue fairy tells him his wish will be granted if he proves to be brave truthful and unselfish And someday you will be a real boy A real boy But pinocchio's not about that life. He runs away from home joins a puppet show and lies to the blue fairy Well, it's not that he's not about that life. It's that he's been manipulated and he's being tricked by bad influences Yes, I mean he was he was like almost literally born yesterday. So cut him some slack I mean not a lot because he's a puppet, but He's born yesterday because he's born coherent thoughts. I don't know Uh, I still he's still very childlike drug dealers very impressionable I'm not really sure where this guy's going with like kio in particular But you're dealing with a really symbolic story here that if you analyze it on a surface level Like there's a bunch of shit that you can pick apart about the plot where it's just like And then he goes in the the ocean and meets a whale and his dad's in there like what's the deal with that? That's a very What's the deal with that? Yeah, I'm looking there Well, and I'm still just like where what are you doing? He's such a suspicious like what what's what are we up to here? What are we going with? That's you had a you had a goal to walk in this was easy and I was like getting weird Wisecrack just tell me how the fairyland culture That's him off the hook, but Pinocchio doesn't stay out of trouble for long He soon whisked away on an all expense trip to the dubiously named pleasure all expense pay in all expense That means you have to pay for everything All expenses are yours. Pinocchio Don't let this guy do a video on sex trafficking Now looking back at this I realized that he went to neverland ranch neat There Pinocchio and his resort buddies engage in all sorts of vices from drinking to smoking to gambling Only to find out that they're turning into Donkeys but with the help of his cricket companion Pinocchio narrowly escapes Only to learn that his daddy got lost at sea looking for him. It says here. He uh, he went looking for you and uh, He was swallowed by Why does the dad have a gold felt marker? It's because he's a he got loaded when he was a puppets here. Yeah, all expenses made puppets for the king Sex puppets Get wood when you get wood dude, I think it would be fucking great if uh, the video is called how disney killed culture That's just the thumbnail I Just a quasi anthropomorphic half puppet half animal lying face down in a puddle Dude, this is what you can pull out of this. It's like they tried to to make everything all at once and all it did was Drought it's good animation Hand is on like backwards Wonderful Sacrifices his little actions very possible. I fall off a roof looking like that Yeah, we've we've all been a little luckily the puddle softened your fall It didn't soften my friends all it broke his arm. Oh, no If you were a puppet, you could have just been repaired easily. That's true. You know, they can't heal I would buy a whale pinocchio then sacrifices his little wooden life to save the old man from the literal belly of the whale But lo and behold now that pinocchio is good. He's brought back to life by the blue I'm like curious why aren't we like going over everything disney like has made? This is the thing. It's like we're getting so close to him actually trying to make a point I don't know when when does it happen? What in this video? No, it's really disney ron culture by showing that even if you're a small kid and you've made mistakes in the past You could still do virtuous acts that get repaid in some way. It's very this is evil. This is ruining culture This video likes focus That's almost exactly what I said in my video rags Yeah, no, it's just interesting because yeah, we'll we'll we'll get into it as he goes but basically he thinks this version is entire it's like 100 percent cute and wholesome and uh Apparently he forgot the part where he's basically sold into like chattel slavery, but uh well And like when he died and he had to go into the whale and all that stuff But yeah, it's just all ruthlessly cute and wholesome Mate so uh, perhaps we could have a slight tangent, but does panocchio qualify as a bundle of sticks, dare I say? Oh my god Susan no Say the line Very time as a real boy and everyone lives happily ever after if only life was dead So jiminy cricket who as a cricket died next winter But what if I told you that the author of panocchio carlo calati Never intended for his story to give children that warm fuzzy feeling. Wow. What if I told you I don't give a fuck? What if I told you I literally don't care about what some dead italian thought I just really do Do But I just I just don't care what do I care about some dead italian thought? Oh, my name is pokemon it's yeah And that once did bought the rights to the story the company white wash panocchio to fit the big mouse is cutesy aesthetic If you have any doubts then I present to you the original ending of caloti's panocchio without loss of time They tied his arms passed a running noose around his throat and hung him to the what's your point? Oh, obviously they weren't gonna animate this for their kids Okay, wait, I think I know I know I think I know what their point is like they took all these edgy stories and made them all Pussified Now we can't Now we can't What now we can't have our kids be all depressed by these stories. Why the dark stories? There's no way pretty much honestly instead we turn these things that no one knew about in a timeless classic teaching good morals to children They ruined culture The first ending they did was what coming out from drowning for that pool. He's just dragged to a tree and hang like Third act of this movie is a really dark turn Wow, he like he coughs up the water just to realize he's being hanged Oh They resuscitate him and save him from drowning so that they can subsequently hang him Wait, if he's made of wood, how the fuck do you hang him? Wow If you hang him from the tree, uh, maybe he just doesn't die. He just hangs up there forever until Actually going to go that direction. It's like he's left there for thousands of years. He can't move. He's just like, oh god He goes mad. He's bored to death hanging up there. That's the execution and so what if this This guy got to make a video about like how dc comics are ruining The dc movies are ruining comics by changing the tones and stuff of superheroes like Superman and stuff. Are we going to get that? Are they going to be consistent? Like every time you take an old thing and adapt it into sort of a new style or Or change around the details of it and kind of turn it into your own thing Is that ruining culture or is that an explanation of how culture flourishes that things change and evolve and grow? I don't know a lot of things going on now does not feel like a step forward If I had to read one more gender pronoun, I might lose my god damn my well I guess that's the difference right like whether or not it's well written is actually the focus not whether or not it's tonally Dumbed down or height cranked up like that's not really It would just be nice if things fucking made sense though Why don't we try that crazy idea right now? I think if they hung Pinocchio, it would have stuck in my memory more than the way it did Not gonna lie. I want to see that vision Yeah, me too get the animating In the case of adapting a previous work like it depends what you do with it Like you can make something better or worse And like you can take the original idea or intent and enhance it Um, it just depends what you do Right, it's not necessarily a bad thing to like reboot or rejuvenate rejuvenate something or whatever I think an important element while this is more reaction. It's like who even knew this story like Who who out there was like, oh my god, you're a poke a bad put Pinocchio Maybe everybody knew about Carlos Cole Cole gates whatever fucking Puppet story, maybe everyone knew about it and then disney came in and but I I don't know But if they did that doesn't change anything But why do why are people working on the new version? I mean Yeah, I think you know, maybe there's something there. Why are they finding more appealing? Something's going on. Yeah It's not like the old story disappeared. The old story wasn't a race from history You just google original story and you'll I will say like when that uh, polka honus movie come out I did have a chick talk to me about how sweet it was and how it was a great film And she needed to find a love like polka honus and john smith and i'm like girl Polka honus was raped by that dude. It wasn't some fantastic love story and she was 30 So there's there's probably people who didn't bother to check in Yeah, I'm sure out there there are idiots who think that a disney movie is a reflection of reality But I don't know if we were gonna save them. Anyway I love it. Do you want to kind of run the world in the shell rags? You do watch them put okay. They're like, oh, that's such a wholesome story They're the majority Yeah, you know, I mean the like that pinocchio story, there's such dark Shit that in there in the original one, but then disney comes along and said, okay. Well, let's just extract the good fluffiness From that and then try to tell a story that like leaves the dark stuff behind but The good stuff made into a movie in its own right doesn't have to necessarily be bad in the mere fact that It exists and they also said in passing i'm going to screw over that dirty wop and the rest is I Because uh, you know one day adapt pinocchio again and go real get tarantino to do it Oh, yeah, tarantino pinocchio. That'd be crazy I call it strings fucking hanging by his own strings by the end of it. That'd be great Before you know it, john chevalta shows up for no fucking reason A tempestuous northerly wind began to blow and roar angrily And it beat the puppet from side He looks like a psycho talking about this shit Oh, man, that was a that was a red pill if i forgot one. He's the you need to know of the story of pinocchio What can i take you back rise crack is doing good stuff Island like a matter of a bell ringing for a wedding And the swinging gave him atrocious spasms. It's really bad. Dr. Me And he could say no more Hey, dude, can you blink please? Oh, there you go Open his mouth Stretched his legs and gave a long shutter and hung stiff And insensible. Oh, that was This guy's a great rider. I hope he's okay This looks like the kind of person who'd get ptsd from shooting a glock. Yeah, it would be like he's oh a journalist Yeah Who's he right to be honest you have to put in a video game at the end of that who probably still be true Like this is terrifying Make him play killing floor You're right. Colote had pinocchio gruesomely hanged This is so much angry fan mail that his editor demanded he bring the puppet back to life and continue the series Which he begrudgingly did and colote's defense though pinocchio. Yeah, why would anyone ever change that ending? Oh, I mean, it's so it's just so great They're like everyone really liked the story except for the editor like you know the ending Do you mind you know the ending where you fucking hang the puppet? Um, like Maybe you got some demons to sort out, but we kind of need to make this little guy marketable You could you know make it so he comes back people like the cute stuff. Can you do more of the cute stuff? Can you have a cute creator sitting there with his cup of vodka and his coffee and a cigarette La mort my friend This is my art Then once again, they're like it won't be walked as he comes in. It's like the story's great. I'll buy it Please get these smelly waps out of here They remove the hanging scene they're like, how's it looking now? And he's like, well, this is the first image We've gotten back from the anime. Oh This is just that that's the that's what they put on the vhs That's just the cover Pinocchio I never knew pinocchio was so edgy. It's changed my respect for the whole story. Yeah, poke Metal oddness that sounds pinocchio bro Yeah, let's let's keep in mind also that the original audience of the story didn't even like his grim dark ending and yet wisecrack is gonna argue that like Disney did like an awful thing in his ruining culture by changing the ending The original thing was my disney was bad for changing it. I'm like, I don't know You have an odd strategy wisecrack, but I don't know like uh, look how just shitty people are today Maybe if they saw pinocchio die in a tree, they might think twice about being a prick on fucking twitter People it's so subversive my expectations were subverted. This is just in pinocchio's character to get hanged like this in a In a violent storm Bear it's fucking true Being hanged was pretty much pinocchio directed by ryan johnson. Oh god He wouldn't just hang him. He would have him drowned in piss Fire randomly Why By a bolt the lightning They rub against each other and since his legs are sticks it creates fire and he burns It's thematic about his struggles making things worse. It's such a wonderful story He brings my god, it makes so much sense series Which he begrudgingly did in colote's defense though pinocchio being hanged was pretty much par for the course That's great. That's a quote right there It's just been funny out of context After pinocchio's vicious tweets he was hanged It's just par for the course They're canceled pinocchio at the big oak We technically hang people every day on twitter when they're canceled Up we don't need her to be seary. She says something I don't like about coronavirus Canceler hang her I think the yeah, we might bring back hangings, you know, I don't know why not like it's Kind of a fun You know, like people talking about how with the end of theaters like social events are going further down and down with Covid and stuff I think that hangings might bring people back together And then we'll like gradually go back to the guillotine. It's just yeah, I see this It would be so much cheaper tax wise like think about it a rope boom How much money are we saving rotten fruit and veg and you have a place to get rid of it This is a good thing that's gonna happen. I'm proud of us. It's hard to seem to travel the Ho Chi Minh trail Oh, pinocchio, you are always up to stuff the little buddy I'm an opium. That's my kind of pinocchio It's intended to be a tongue-in-cheek. I'll be at bleak morality to help the simple moral be good or suffer throughout this Be good or suffer you like you can die from a beating back then Yeah, I mean, you know Hey, and they decided to tell that same story with a few edits actually I want to add that to the quotes too Be kind or suffer Be good or suffer The the theme is pretty much what mama Susan tells us Yeah, be kind, you know, it's generally More it's it's it's hard to figure out exactly what they mean by it, but uh It's I think you can get there eventually Someone pointed out that being crushed by an anvil isn't exactly suffering because you die in an instant Good point that coyote seems to have been suffering for a year He's so many anvils like what's going on Story we see a mean spirited and rude pinocchio a stand did you add a picnic basket to the picture? Why in a bag? Why did well you said he was traveling the Ho Chi Minh trail. So he has to carry his goods He's bartering. I think you mean our goods comrade. Yes Oh my fault. I'm still on that comedy Our fault Well, I don't mind sharing the blame. Yeah, that works out And for all misbehaving children robbed starved staffed and also his legs get sought off But we're not supposed to feel especially sorry for him. His actions And stabbed. Oh Whoa, could he have possibly done that made him deserve that where I wouldn't feel bad. Is he like a mass murdering psychopath? What did he do? He's He's rude That's some unsavory twitter post even though he's supposed to be the protagonist you're meant to identify with He's rude. So you're not supposed to feel bad when his legs get sought off. Have you ever dealt with a really shitty kid? I would write this sort of story too now to think about it I like the idea that when right now they're like he was stabbed. He was robbed also fucking cut his legs off I guess Leg cutting off. I can't relate to but the stabbing or robbing sounded like my childhood, man I think Suri's gonna die anyway. It's like no, he's a puppet take the legs Oh god. Oh cruel. Oh cruel Suffering hating children robbed starved stand and also his legs get sought off But we're not supposed to feel especially sorry for him. His actions cause all of his suffering Oh, and if that wasn't enough Kaloti also heaped on the psychological abuse making Pinocchio at one point Think he had killed Chippeto and the blue fairy which I didn't even know I don't know how you let alone killed the blue fairy I don't know maybe as simple as popping her with a Glock, but I feel like A puppet accidentally thinking you killed both of them. Jeez. What's this puppet been up to? What was the contact? Well, he said he had psychological damage He was doing opium on the Ho Chi Minh trail You really are like this is this so much effort here to make me be like Yeah, this is so much superior to the classic Pinocchio movie, you know, and I'm I feel Pinocchio is more complex now Yeah, uh, this was this was the they're right. Disney ruined it. Oh, it's possible. And while you and I I don't know if Disney does this But I would feel a lot better about their adaptations if they had in the credits like based on the short story or the original story by such and such and just so like to prevent people from like looking at Pinocchio and saying, oh Disney invented Pinocchio like as if like nothing ever came before it Like uh, they should take the opportunity to say like no, this is based on this original thing that actually has A lot more wisdom in it. You know, we've taken all the bad stuff out of it You know Actually has a role to play If they said like go check out the story. They would probably need a whole bunch of like but warning I do take issue with the idea that they took all the bad stuff out because Like if you remember Pinocchio, there's a whole lot of Rather horrifying things that happen like from a child's perspective, you know, like turning into a donkey and being sold into slavery. Yeah That was an overstatement. Yeah. Yeah Anything no, but that's why it's horrible. Yeah. I know you don't mean that but that's what why it's crack legitimately mean That's the main point. Yeah, it's bizarre The yakuza's brob to stab to cut off his legs You know, he was hanging out with curio in the 80s. Oh Growing up in a media diet full of high saturated disney cuteness might find the story repulsive It's pretty run-of-the-mill if you're familiar with old german folklore more recently We've seen similarly gothic tones and children's. Yeah, I was like, how come one? Why was why is one better than the other necessarily? Well, why did fuck around culture because it's not like old german folklore No wonder the germans dinner took over the world. This is what they're giving their kids. Yeah, jeez Look at what like the kids watch today and how pusify they are Yeah, I was reading a journalist talking about his son scaring him. Our kids need more hangings there. I said it On the wrong side of east l. A you're gonna be stabbed and robbed it's still true to this day Germans back then we're invading europe our kids are like hanging themselves because they got misgendered on twitter like Pretty much. Well, that's not what I meant by bringing back hangings. Damn it. It's all backfiring. No Just get encouraged to to to hang your oppressors. That's that's the idea behind pinocchio, right? Because he got revenge in pinocchio, too This time he's pissed Books like lemony snick, it's a series of unfortunate events now. Let's be fair Maybe you don't want your kids bedtime story ending in gruesome death, but there's still something maybe yeah Yeah, maybe you don't but you have you considered your ruining culture? A parent buys the original for their kid and they're going through it They're reading it to him as a bedtime story and they get to the end and they're like and then pinocchio took the row Boat and he went to a happy island full of other puppets and live happily forever. All right. Good night to me Kids it was great. Yeah, don't google this And then pinocchio started dealing opio happily ever He got himself new gold legs So that's that's really interesting You know like the amount of negativity that's in like a lot of these old Like folklore stories, but then when you're reading a kid Reading a story to a kid at bedtime You want to leave them on like an uplifting note where they can actually go to sleep and not just Sitting there in the dark wide-eyed like oh my god. The world is a terrible place Generally, I think there's probably a decent reason why we stopped Teaching young children stories that were really super dark and everything because we're like, uh, they could have died by the time they had 30 back then I am we got it. We have to supercharge your moral education because you're gonna die in a week Reading you this bedtime story because you might not wake up for a random reason so listen up Let me tell you about polio tibby You need to understand Hello, kio. Hello, kio But you know they kept the stories, but technology advanced. It's like mom will I die? It's like no actually you're gonna be fine So i'm not gonna read this at all. You're gonna live forever unless your social credit score is too low Then we cancel you for good Welcome to cyberpunk 2020. Yay Unsettling about the way a media giant like disney can take a beloved fairy tale Purge of its original intentions and thus rewrite the narrative No, like just because you change you know the story doesn't mean you've purged it of its intentions You think there's only one way to convey a theme or a moral Right. Yeah, the way they frame this is so delicious No It's gotta fucking die. Okay by hanging in a storm and besides pretty much some is up capitalism Like the mainstream version of pinocchio is cleaned up and friendly so more people like it and join and buy it The real story is dark Sad and realistic as to how the world really is but then again, they weren't trying to sell you a story They were trying to get you pumped up for picking cotton tomorrow No, I Like I don't agree that the uh original is how the world is and the pinocchio the disney one isn't Just the disney one offers the possibility of redemption and the original doesn't Like but there's a much redemption today Yeah, there's bits and bobs here and there. John. Johnny Depp is still fuck. Let's face it. Well Like it's more or less the same moral except in the end Like you can change your you can become a better person in the original. It's like nah, just don't be bad or you die Don't be bad, especially if you being bad as a result of bad choices or you die I want to highlight by the way It's like don't get tricked by people The uh, or you're gonna I hope I don't get tricked by people then You know, don't trust people who look like this. That's what that's what the film's trying to say Hey, you see a fucking cop. I mean a fox rolling up on you. Okay, but you know something's wrong You see a fucking cop stop drop a bit of hand behind your head you live a little longer um I've been shaking up by a few cops in my time. So I know Like the idea that you know, they didn't have the hanging scene. It's like they've clearly got the breaking his neck scene right here. So You didn't die like the other children are you made of wood? You'll make a fantastic donkey boy. You'll never get tired Fucking fox ignore me Come over here. We're going to neverland ranch For collective memory instead of saying faithful to Colote's artistic intention Disney did what it would continue to do for decades buy a story Bleach it in a caustic. I never got the whole hat thing in bed. Why would you wear more clothes to bed? Well back then they didn't have heaters, bro So you have to wear a hat to keep your head warm It is warmer. Yeah That of cuteness and to contention. Disney did what it would continue to do for back then only had a fireplace You didn't have one of your room unless you're like Scrooge McDuck And you had a you had a gold fireplace. Yeah, so you literally had to dress like you're going outside to keep from freezing to death overnight Decades buy a story. Ah the good old age in a caustic vat of cuteness Buy a story Vat of cuteness. Yeah, it's like it's Kind of cute but like calm down. This is right. I'm getting a little lost with this It's like it's not like we're dealing with you know Hyper insane cute stuff where everything's like bubbly and uh soft edges everywhere like because this um This scary shit in uh In disney movies, especially the classic one. Oh, yeah um Yeah, his whole mo in this video is oh, there's nothing dark in the disney versions and to make that argument I'm going to ignore all the dark things in the disney versions Wait, I was sitting here thinking like uh, he's going to talk about how they've just basically ruined ip's but it's this Well, yeah, it's this one. I mean, it's so weird. It's like they're cutesifying everything. You're like, what? Well, this video is going to turn into like the last wisecrack video Which is a 20 minute video that doesn't really explain anything approaching the point and gets everything wrong Yeah, it's always fun. I think that they were almost Uh on youtube was to find a point No one else is making and prove it to be some degree of true and they've gotten so lost lately This is like, where did you why why did you say this out in exchange for gold hard cash Gone were the dark satiric overtones and in their place were syrupy lines like this. Thank you, milady He deserved to be a real boy as for Pinocchio It is pretty gay As he tipped his fedora Why do you why do you use that as like an example of look what they did? You're like, okay We also like a very stereotypically black cricket outside. Thank you milady They don't remove the satiric undertones or overtones or whatever he said they're just different in this movie Like it has a happy ending But all the same like trials and tribulations are also dark and also satiric and also have morals to convey to children So like i'm curious if this video isn't fine If in like a hundred years You know a new company like this a martian company from like called dobney and it just takes over everything And it's all of this chinese company and it remakes Pinocchio because they're remaking pinocchio again Like what if they remake it and it's even more sanitized? Would you be like you've ruined disney's message? You've ruined it and it's like no they ruined the other one No, they Turns out like the original pinocchio was based on like a story some friend told him about a puppet Used to play with it's like you ruined that guy's story with your stupid story. Yeah Like braggers was saying earlier. I mean just because you deviate from like the original execution That doesn't the new themes have deteriorated at all I mean one of my favorite things that Not just disney, but ever is the fox in the hound Which is a disney cartoon and i'm sure that's based off of an original short story That was probably much darker, but like i fucking love that movie and that's one of the like It's so impactful and it's such a grounded story about what it means to grow up and like The roles that we play and like we like because they they're kind of like They grow up into these roles where they're conditioned to hate each other even though they're childhood friends Like there's really powerful There's really powerful message there to absorb as a kid and let's that's a very valuable film To watch, you know, I would say the same thing about pinocchio, honestly, right, you know I agree pinocchio is great. I just have a soft spot in particular for the fox in the hound Because that was one of the first things I I ever saw man. I seen both those films I can't tell you shit about them or pinocchio It's like i'm seeing it again. I'm like, oh, he went to neverland ranch Oh the fox, he's a drug dealer that makes sense Yeah, I didn't realize how much I actually really liked pinocchio until wisecrack started shitting all over it I was like, wait a minute. That movie was actually really good and I watched it again. It's still good telling me It's such a wholesome movie when you see that you're like Pinocchio is at the stroke club Yeah, he went from being a total As for pinocchio himself, he went from being a total frat bro to the naive piece of pine we know and love today In the process What is with this everything in the most Just dishonest and Illy suited way possible the most uncharitable way to ever phrase anything and they have to go with it Bro, what's your issue with pinocchio? Why why you should like what did he do to you when you were younger? Go back to being a frat bro I've got his legs cut off Like a zack snider movie I can already see the opening shot his head is like hudged over. He's a silhouette and it slowly raises up It's like they never took me seriously Oh, and it's a jesus metaphor now What we did pinocchio remake it opens like halo reach with a helmet on a scarred and charred landscape Is pinocchio's hat how it happens no, we're going dark We're going all the way As a direct comparison as well with that lost image of like, oh god, that's creepy. It's like, yeah Well, look how creepy the original was. It's like, I mean, he looks kind of lame Happy to be clearly lying Yeah, look at him. He's got a big old bono from lying. What a piece of shit So I really like the idea of the zack snider pinocchio starting with him hanging from the tree and then narration comes like Yep, that's me. That's you're wondering how I ended up here It's already writing itself It's it's so funny because this guy's like this this audience they're all like interested I guess what he asked is like ranting about the the bleaching of pinocchio and everyone's like, uh All right, I don't even think he's ranting. He's going through it so friendly and casually Oh, this is one of the top comments on the west guy like actual video with someone who said like Why disney is ruining that I liked like they didn't like they liked it before he actually made any of the arguments Like he hates he's hating on disney. I like it like that's what a lot of the people in the comment section were like Your design underwent similar changes with walt disney scrapping the angular designs found in collody's story For a character model that can best be described as what would happen if mickey mouse had a baby with a tree I'm sorry, I'm just like your baby's in peace right now. I can't Yeah, there's a lot of process there Yeah And I feel pinocchio is subbing it up in terms of a facial response to that statement. You're like All right, what's sad is that the animation for pinocchio is stellar Yeah, compared to the shit we see today. Oh, yeah, it's a great looking movie. Honestly. When did it come out? No, probably 1940 1940 and it still looks pretty fucking great Back before tumblr artists had to have talent Like everything today is that 2d motion tweening shit Like you see in a lot of macro media flash stuff and when I see 2d I mean like obviously it was 2d back then But there was a three dimensionality to the way it was all drawn and animated as opposed to now What everything looks fucking flat as fuck now They've got layers with the backgrounds and how they would do things and you can have one on top of the other and there was a lot It seems like the scenes had a lot more depth to them and Yes, they weren't on a it's not like I was looking at paint Not to not even 2021 Like 2020 paint like the shitty one There the old stuff was just so much more kind of a lot of work went into it I know it's such a shame away It's like when you watch a clay nation show, but you could still see the little finger indentations on the clay and you're like, uh Yeah, I I like that. Yeah. Yeah Nobody wants the companies don't want to put that kind of work into it anymore That's all just how can we get this done for the cheapest amount of money possible? Everything just looks flat as fuck now. It sucks I was just thinking about like the construction of this joke. So he was like it's he's like a mickey mouse, but wooden Who does wood come from trees mickey mouse fucked a tree? That works that's funny, okay You can't argue that it didn't work just now Yeah, but the process of designing the joke is funny because of how retarded it is like It's always in the delivery They got the wrong guy to deliver the line. Yeah Honestly Kaloti's estate was kind of pissed with his grandson suing disney's italian distributor for infringing on the moral copyright of the story Oh Moral especially if Now I know what wait. Wait. Wait. Hold on. Let's stop for a second. Look. I'm just He's just quiet So he just told me Pinocchio was killed viciously and died spasming on a rope But I've never seen anyone with such a great smile after delivering Oh, okay. Come on. Let's we gotta stop for a second because in that article that he just cited It says specifically that Kaloti's grandson Hadn't even seen the movie yet when he sued disney for moral copyright Oh, yeah, go back to the skip back and you can see it on the text It said he hadn't he'd only seen press reports of it He hadn't seen it because it says before the film was commercially released in italy his grandson For alleged infringement of moral copyright. Hadn't even seen the film yet and it was Yeah, I'm suing this guys Yep more power to him. I ought to try to get my money too This is like can I have something grandpa's writing these sad depressing stories? You know, he didn't make a quarter of what disney made off of Pinocchio My disney figured out my grandpa's legacy. Where's my money? My grandpa hacked a puppet. He got nothing I mean, he's got something because they bought the story from him. It wasn't public domain yet. I don't think Oh, then he probably spent it all on drugs and hookers Company die And I'll silence anyone gets in my way Good reference. Kaloti's is he'll make a live-action vision of that in no time. It's gonna be terrible State was kind of pissed with his grandson suing disney's italian distributor for infringing on the moral copyright of the story Now, I know what you're thinking. It's an adaptation. Artists are allowed to adapt and sure. Yes. Yes, they are the end Over thanks for thanks to our sponsor We did it the video is done Thanks to our sponsor rate shadow legends I like the you know, we're all just like you can stop right there. Please and he's like there's another half of the video Would you like? All right And sure, you know the back the background's one thing but then he also decided he's like I'm also gonna put on a tie-dye shirt It's like fuck you Yeah, you couldn't even put on like a more like just a black generic kind of shirt for some oh, you're right Yeah, a solid shirt would actually work against the backdrop, but no, right? Yeah. He had to go that extra mile It's like no my shirt also has to be eye catching to the point This guy's some slack for guys Oh He's on wise crack. He has to tell you how Pinocchio was murdered with a smile on his face He's obviously his beard is going gray and he has to fucking appeal to zoomers Who only give a shit about a guy named jammin from bts? The man is doing all he can nothing always brains out. I salute you He's just like today, I'm gonna wear the tie-dye shirt to just express my positivity He goes on the inside sees this video. He's like, what is wrong with you people? Why can't you just let me exist? God if he commits suicide after this, I'm so distancing No more youtube enough Tatian artists are allowed to adapt and sure they are Plenty of great art exists because someone took an existing story and made it their own Sometimes undercutting the original like pride and prejudice but add zombies more seriously Undercutting the original bandy zombies. I don't know I made six things that were made worse by zombies. Yeah. Yeah, you can't Something like there will be blood took the first few pages of Upton Sinclair's equally awesome book oil And basically threw away everything else But nobody would accuse Paul Thomas Anderson of whitewashing oil And I don't think pride and prejudice and zombies has somehow cheap into the Jane Austen novel I love that that exists Right and prejudice and zombies I never saw that is it is it good? I don't know Okay, so rags asked earlier like why you are allowed to adapt things and make them darker And that's exactly what wisecrack is saying. You're allowed to make things darker You're allowed to make things more edgy But if you make things more cute and more wholesome or more like uplifting that's bad and that's ruining culture I'm sure they'll spend a minute explaining why one is acceptable and one isn't Yeah, mainly because I advocate Robo cop When he gets blown to bits in the original That was not in the remake and I I rest my case the remake is trashed Yeah Blown up. I knew it was him I'm gonna take the position that the scene in the new one because I only seen clips But the scene in the new one where he's just like the head and the lung Is far more disturbing than anything in the original by a mile Oh, yeah, look it up again because I have not seen that shit in a while I would easily say that that has that is That was the most disturbing thing I found about elite of battle age Or was the same he like screamed while he was in those little bits. I don't remember that Oh, probably no he No, it is I mean, I just The the old the old movie is great. I love it and it's got some of that your classic violence sort of thing in it, but Uh, it wasn't like seeing him just like with the face and the lung and it having the robot parts taken off of him To where you just see what's left of him and he's still awake and alive and everything Do you see um, do you see elita cracks? No, I didn't I didn't actually there's a character in that who gets dismantled into A brain eyes a mouth and ears and she's still like able to move the eyes And it like that was the one part of the world. I was like, whoa, what the fuck? You All they left him his hand though. Yeah, he's got a hand I think making stuff edgier than it was before in the original form Whatever that is is another case of like the story dictating whether or not that's a good idea or not I think it can be a good idea in some cases where like maybe In the when the original version was made like maybe it lacked some teeth where it should have had Some more like it should have been a little bit edgier in order to like more effectively convey its its themes but uh most In most cases, it's done for the wrong reasons like it's done to appeal to like a young teenage audience or whatever Just like edginess. I agree with that. Yeah And a lot of the creative process can be just hey, you know like Jurassic park But what about like aliens invade at the same time, you know like, um, I don't know Then it's like, yeah, I don't know but someone else is like what about um You know a classic tale, but we see what happened to them 10 years later Just to see how the blah blah blah happened and you just like oh, why I don't want you to touch that story You know, like this conversation is going on ideas spark from like combinations of other ideas like basically 90 fucking 9% of the time And so we just try and sift through and find like the ones that like see more structurally said Rather than whether or not they're edgy Yeah, so like what if we took Pinocchio About this puppet who is rude and then horrible things happen to him and he dies Miserably and what if we made the possibility that he could actually redeem himself? No, that's not allowed according to wisecrack for some reason, but but you can put zombies in pride and prejudice. That's fine Yeah Not to derail too much But I just got a I literally just got a comment on my video reacting to this very video It says you're just trying to be a smart ass here Everyone with common sense can criticize your to your video to mr. Captain Apparently i'm mr. Captain now instead of like capital, but i'm a captain I am the captain now I'm captain sir mister That's for you right back. Excuse me. It is ma'am It is ma'am If he's highlighting like it's less to do with the change more to do with the effect as in nobody cares about pride and prejudice and zombies But everyone cares about pinocchio and not about the original Like we'll just argue that then I don't know why you even brought up whether or not they've changed the story I yeah, well the idea is zombies existed He doesn't seem to mind the change He doesn't seem to mind that you changed in the adaptation from what the original was But you're not allowed to make it more wholesome. You're only allowed to make it darker Right. I just that's a really bizarre standard to hold Like if I wrote my story and I loved it and it was all the thing I saw the rise of some guy who made a movie out of it and it was much more successful No one knows my story exists then disney buy it and they make a hugely successful Thing that dwarfs that guy's vision of my story And it's just like it's just ongoing is the is the wrong in the The meaning was lost from my vision or from that guy's vision or the disney's dominant in which case Is it disney's fault that like they end up creating the vision that people like the most You know what I mean? And also they didn't even get rid of the morals. It's literally the same morals in the Pinocchio story Only one offers the possibility of redemption like it's not The meaning hasn't been lost Like I just think that's Come on Maybe part of this lies in formula and scale PTA hasn't created a billion dollar industry by stripping stories of their content and replacing them with a deranged daniel day lewis Disney on the other hand regularly takes stories like Pinocchio or Sleeping Beauty or hell the hunchback of Notre Dame And throws them make some pocket also Yeah, so well the problem is they did it one too many times like that seems weird You know, I mean like yeah, can you let me know what the amount of times they're allowed to do it is? Exactly. Yeah, why is that's not very foundational? Hunchback is another good example that move fucking great Fridge back. Oh hell. Yeah. No. No, it's it's a great movie And it's probably based on a story that has had a lot more to it right Like dark elements that they chose to leave out because But the the cartoon hunchback of Notre Dame is actually a pretty fucking dark movie when you pick apart Frollo In the witch hunting in the Yeah, yeah, it's it's dark. You're right that the all those aspects that they say hell They're all very dark elements, but in particular I find Frodo's ideological possession to be particularly disturbed Did I say Frodo sorry I meant Frodo. No Yeah, I like tall women Fucking Frodo, man, like uh Frodo Stay to your own franchise swinging a sword at at hunchbacks fallen into lava No, john, you're wrong Hunchback in Notre Dame is nothing but cute. It's ruthlessly cute. Just ignore all the stuff that isn't cute. Just ignore it Yes, pretend it isn't there for the sake of my argument. It's cute animation. The themes must be cute Nailed it Frodo goes to the chire consistently for the past hundred years Seriously, if you were to put all the disney films on a spinning wheel Whatever you'd land on would likely be an adaptation in which the original story has been blanched Artistically ground down and pumped out as a artistically ground down. How could you even say that with there's a dancing In the lobby you prick You possibly say there are Ground down. Yeah, especially if it's oh, fuck He was clearly hoping to slip that in as if we've gone over how that's true It's like we have not gone over how that's true. You've not covered that at all Yeah, he doesn't prove at all I'm gonna try and convince me of that No, exactly. Look at this Artistic vision. Oh Right before he breaks into be our guest Why the fuck wasn't he Making this point about the new set of movies where they have absolutely artistically ground it down Actually, why don't we just spin that wheel and find out? Ah, yes the 1989 classic the little merman Okay, this is gonna be seven and a half minutes of him explaining how shitty and dark the original was and how they took it And they made an incredibly In the original she was stale to a plank of wood in the desert at the end Like you fucking dehydrate to the point of becoming a jickey stick. You're like, okay fine Goddamn thing we did with Pinocchio and it's gonna make no new points He's just gonna cynically explain in the worst possible way the new one while talking about the old one But he's still gonna make the old one sound like shit But it's gonna help his point somehow through magic and he's gonna have a golden smile the whole way through Yeah, while gleefully talking about torture It's like, do you really want to do this? Do you want to go on about how little mermaid was ruined with this version? When they're literally about to make the live action adaptation with Ursula played by melissa mccarthy? Like really? A mermaid wasn't paying to zero out of tip I want to make a big joke She comes on the side and she's like makeup. They're like no, no, no, it's fine The mermaid I'm glad you made that joke. That's good. Good mate. Time was story in which it's like regardless of how talented she is Melissa mccarthy like you picture her in that role and you immediately get a Oh my god. This movie is gonna be like Not even what the original The the disney movie was let alone the uh wait for the original story. It was basically Oh god that chick's gonna be in it, huh? Yeah, yeah Because they're just gonna go like so comedic with it and like they're gonna half-ass all the original themes If the original themes are gonna be like present at all Ursula is really good in the animated version like she's so fucking good in that role Well, now you're gonna have melissa mccarthy. She's gonna be your friendly funny Ursula who's just misunderstood Fuck that that sounds like cancer Give it a few years and wisecrack will make the video like disney is ruining culture by taking disney classics and ruining the Yeah, live action, but you're like wait a minute Exactly And that's what's so mom should do a video show like when I started this video originally started watching it I was like, yeah, okay culture by making the lion king again except awful now But no, like according to him the original lion king is the problem. I'm like, what the fuck are you on Jesus It's what I mean. I don't know why they thought this video was a good idea at all It's a cute little disney sausage. Actually, why don't we just spin that wheel and Ah, yes Timeless story in which a young mermaid makes a faustian bargain with a sea witch to gain legs So she can win the hand of a hunky prince based on the haunts christian Derrick is pretty fucking hot the same name disney's retelling strips the story of a lot of its darker and more religious overtones in the big mouses version It's like even even the way he says strips it Eyes that they they ripped it away They've maliciously No, they've adapted it where it doesn't have those super dark elements in it. You don't have to say stripped Why do mermaids wear bras? Big old movies to protect from the male mermaids mermans Mermaids a bunch of loaded language. You're right So a a a male mermaid who is a male man would be a Mermaid male man Yes, merman A male or Murail man Do you think that that they have their male in little packets so as to not get all wet? Um I think they were especially they laminate their male They scratch the outsides of shells or something and they use that to write their letters And we're treated to a love story that ends with a happily ever after The mermaids ultimately realizes that he really digs this mermaid the mermaid frees herself from the sea witch's curse The prince harpoons said sea witch. That's a fucking badass I guess we get to watch melissa mccarthy get harpoons I know I might actually just watch it just so I can see that Show up at the end like 20 minutes of the film and I'll be it. Dude. I wouldn't be surprised if they try and make her a good guy by the end of the film Yeah, like we left the thing. Oh, fuck that. And then we have the tv show isola and it's all about history as a kid That's a good point. I think they'll do exactly that. Yep Ursula wasn't so bad Oh, Jesus the world the message that's out in point true love saves all but the source material here we go Oh Happy or uplifting that's because anderson flatly rejected this message. First of all, his story portrays love primarily as suffering For example This guy's had some bad relationships, let's hear his uh argument I love that physical love is suffering. You're like, yeah preach 100 suffering zero percent joy. Sorry go ahead. It's just like that's one angle. I suppose Anderson flatly rejected this message. First of all, his story portrays love primarily as suffering For example, anderson's mermaid doesn't just give away her voice in exchange for legs But also endures the pain of being stabbed every time she takes a step I like that he's portraying this like look how much they've changed the original world just to do like, I'm sorry, what? Because they're not trying to spin this to be like, yeah, this is fucking great Like they're showing us in detail how horrible it is and saying it disney ruin culture by making it not like this Nevertheless, she delights in dancing for the prince and making him happy. What's more in anderson's telling him She's just like crying bloods all over the floor. She's like, do you like me yet? Prince never returns the mermaid's affection instead he marries a local princess So, I mean, oh wow, this is really realistic though Yeah As a princess you should be playing hard to get if you bleed all over the place The girl, you know goes after the bad boy goes through all this shit for him and he totally ditches her for some other broad Sorry, what's up with this? What's up with his hair right here? Well, that was the style of the time is very sexy right there The neck but it's It does look like hair in the snack is it Clearly shaved his face, but then he stopped and It shows virility Asking the important questions. I don't think he walks the pound and actually to expect it He walks around with hair like this That's why he thinks he exactly this is why he thinks that love is suffering because he walks around with this on his fucking face I do like to picture. He's just happy to go lucky dude. He's like, hey, want to go out with me? She goes, no, it goes love is suffering But reason for this Anderson wanted the mermaid to be saved not by love But by sacrifice at the start of the story the mermaid despairs not just because she's half fish But also because she doesn't have a soul and Huh, dammit Morals are there imagine me and this person you're like, yeah, you're half fish Like I really wish I was the human and that I had a soul. You're like, what? Why doesn't she have a soul? Now you need to interview him Was that a thing in the cartoon? She doesn't have a soul. I don't remember that No, I don't really talk about that We don't talk about that. I can provide you legs and a soul Like whoa The way does she have the power to obtain a soul? I mean fuck. Yeah, let's do it. Let's get a soul in heaven. In fact, the whole witch You know, this Ursula person seems nicer by the minute Providing souls to people it's generous also because she doesn't have a soul And won't be able to chill with her prince in heaven In fact, the whole bargain with the witch revolves around Ariel gaining a soul if she manages to kiss her true love But as Anderson explained to a friend set up that rule Oh Kiss your true love and like what I can show with them in heaven even though you married somebody else. I don't get it I was about to say oh, yeah If you can juggle these three cakes This guy's the first neck beard. Oh my goodness You're right No wonder he thinks love is Friend he never wanted the mermaid to gain a soul simply because she fell in love with a straight up hunk He thought such a no, but that's apparently the deal. It's not like You know, you wrote the deal You get a soul if he kissed it was like, okay then he's like, but I don't want to imply the kissing So it gets you the soul. It's like Why'd you make it? I will see you get a soul. Yeah, it's like is there a soul store? What if she was Your love was a woman would she still get a soul? Oh, wow. Uh-oh. You wouldn't want to encourage that No, then That takes souls That's not gonna fly in heaven wrong. In short, Anderson would have despised disney's ending and which I don't kiss and a Okay, yes, fine Well, he didn't want Ariel to end up with a hot dude because she was shallow That's his story. So basically I'm pretty sure chick burned him and he wrote the little mermaid Then he turns out to be a pretty cool dude And he's very heroic at the end. So like, yeah, he does, you know, just saves And I'm like, yeah, that's no rags. No Also, if this guy I'm with it, then he can send me an email Like I just don't care Give an email With with there's no love What about the little mermaids family like She's just like screw them. She's gonna go to heaven and they just stopped existing I guess she's like, I've got a soul. So fuck y'all There's so many holes in this story I mean, that's definitely would be an interesting character moment for her Maybe if she could share the soul, can you chop it up into pieces and hand it out? All right Jonathan you're in heaven on Tuesday. We'll split the soul I want to be it on Tuesday. Just shut up. Grab my you don't get to have what you want all the time But they play bridge on Tuesdays Oh, fine All of my friends are there on Tuesday steven Well, technically if they were all mermaids, none of their friends would be there. So it'd be kind of shitty in my opinion Like she goes to heaven just really boring like a dentist office sort of Yeah, just people you don't know And then there goes a guy you wanted to marry with his wife And there's like a guy's like I lived a really good life. I got here that way. She's like, oh, I made a deal to kiss a guy I don't know I kiss my true love. There's like some weird fish demon gave me an option on there that weird, huh Tertiary boat crash saves the day see in anderson's tale The mermaid saves the day with a christ-like sacrifice where she gives up her life and love to save the prince And lo and behold, I guess that's that's just christlike now He's I just has a fucking monopoly on that thing. Even though it's so red-pilled Sacrifice like no, it's not a sacrifice to give up a day and a half to become ruler of the universe And that's not a sacrifice quit saying that Dude while he was on the stake, he was like this is patented by the way Just put that out there you guys He rolls away the stone from the tomb and he's like, this is my thing. Don't you fucking take this away Oh, you're sacrificing something for the good of another person. You're just copying christ Yeah, no, okay. I won't do it anymore. Never mind. Yeah, but you're stripping the original story of its content Some guys write about zombies for the first time ever this concept. Jesus like hey, what's she doing? You know, I basically invented zombies, so I'm gonna sue you for moral copyright The guy who vets vampires like oh, so they they they get killed and then they come back a little later Interesting. I don't know about that I want to I want to echo rags's earlier point about how I also don't give a fuck if Hans christian anderson doesn't like disney's version You know, if he were alive to see it Like if he doesn't like it that doesn't really matter because like for example, steeve, uh, Stephen king doesn't like sanly kubricks the shining I couldn't give a shit if he likes it or not because that move is amazing. Yeah, it's I think I like it That's that's where the problems come up with this try to remain because it's like maybe it's just fine that they don't like it And I like they do they keep appealing to this if you are alive today, and he sees the movie imagine his reaction was Yeah, that was right It's like the the idea cell phones would probably kill him again As of a heart attack, I just like the idea that he's the first in the cell or whatever He's like you could meet them online. What is this? I Told that she's rewarded for her good deeds and turned into a gentle spirit If she helps mankind for the next 300 years, she'll be rewarded with a soul. Wow Okay, so she doesn't have a soul so what is her spirit? Um, oh my god Well, yeah to stretch this story to what we've been told from this this retelling from this guy It's like she was born without a soul and with fish legs Obviously, she makes a deal to get those both she ends up dying and not completing that deal And then gets a second offer to Come back without a body as a spirit, but that's not a soul Yes, yes very different from a soul obviously The spirit let's come out your body to help mankind for 300 years and then you get a different spirit Your spirit becomes a soul and now you can go into heaven Wait, so is this so like the golden ticket to willy wonka's factory like that's all it is. It's not actually anything else It's just like a key. You're like, oh sweet. You got that Someone just said in chat it quotes good storytelling is timeless Have they have they done a sequel yet to It's a little mermaid where she has legs and it's like a little mermaid too area in new york Can she it's place like a sex in the city episode where she buys a bunch of shoes and banging guys some fucking asshole And then at one point You must not stray from your path They did make a little mermaid too But it wasn't as good as what you just described surely did she have legs Um, I'm looking it says return to the sea. So I think things didn't work out Uh Because we're talking about the dark originals of things, um, like michael jackson, uh, the italian writer 17th century has a has the comatose princess being repeatedly raped by the king who comes across her and Birth to his children all while she's still asleep How the hell does that work? Um, you know, that would be great in this film Yeah, I mean you throw it right in I think that that would have mass appeal No, wait, little mermaid does have legs I'm sipping through it. She sings in the water. I have got to see this movie What I'm honest. I'm listening to this original mermaid story and I don't think it's got a leg to stand on We did it But I will say it's a good runner up Oh, is it apparently that's all skill said it's isla's skinny evil sister in the sequel movie Oh, okay, the movie is skinny It's about like her daughter, right? Her daughter's got that's all this girl says Ariel has legs and her daughter wants to be a mermaid. So it's like he they flipped it. Oh Why the fuck would she want to be a mermaid? I don't know. Yeah, they don't have iPhones true Well, I mean the mermaid would probably kind of suck compared to being on land I think land's pretty neat. I'm gonna I'm gonna say it. Yeah, I'm gonna stay at the land You don't know what the fuck's in that goddamn water seaweed is always green A little shit comes down I get sick uh, oh Well, up to Anderson, this is the more natural more divine path Though it probably wouldn't have jacked up disney's 1989 stack prices and at this point We could keep rambling off examples The real pocahontas is not a story about the freedom to love who you choose It's about colonists kidnapping a native american woman and murdering her husband. I don't call her woman. She was like 14 All right, you shit straight The original Sleeping Beauty is literally about a woman being not this is just about colonizes my ad revenue What what's like it's like look they have spooky origins like all right Should just be about hey, how about what if we talk about the origins of the the original versions of the dark Original versions of these shows and how they're just different and that's all they talk about just how it's different Instead of how disney's culture By improving Honestly, that would be a way better video if he was like the you know The the origins of these stories that you had no idea about and you're like, oh, yeah, I'll click and then you like The origins are scary. Whoa I do want to I do want to say that like if you're going to make this argument pocahontas is probably your best example Only because it's based on real events. Yeah, it's very I mean Based on the it's very loosely based on historical figures Exactly. So like if you're gonna make the point the whitewashing a story like pocahontas is bad Like I could maybe hear it out because you know, it's real events And there's a whole bunch of cultural baggage attached to it But fucking Pinocchio Like what where is the cultural baggage there like way like you weren't told the story of the hang puppet all your life Fucking animal Yeah Pregnated and giving birth to twins also when they're asleep now We're not gonna say disney should be making more films about assault because that'd be horrible. Oh, okay This guy never seems to stir up by saying he says That's fine, but just don't assault the sleeping woman don't do it. Nope So I need this guy in my funeral This so weird is that we went through all those different examples that he's like assault is bad. You're like, okay Like that's that's a bridge too far, but you know, I hope he's paid well for this This is the most serious face. He's made throughout the whole video too. This is like You need to calm down. Okay assault bad. Stop it The smile is coming up However, the general Edges comes with consequences in the case of Pocahontas, it's a very shitty history lesson that some people might never question Wow. Okay. So one those people were dumb and we shouldn't base our society around its dumbest people to I don't I forget what my second one was Yeah, you realize that America's run on stupid Yeah, so like this is the thing this is the thing So if you're going to make this argument pocahontas is probably the best example I'm not saying it's a perfect argument, but Like it's better than the other ones, but if you say hypothetically Let's say we all agreed that whitewashing the pocahontas story was bad for culture for History and for all the cultural baggage it has to do with Native Americans and all that You can't jump from that to disney has ruined culture because none of these other disney movies are like that So like if they focused on pocahontas and made that argument, you know, whether it's perfect or not That'd be a decent video, but you can't jump from that to Pinocchio is ruining culture Right. I think the anthropomorphic hummingbird was historically accurate. Yes when when the raccoon uses the hummingbird as a sword I think that's that's really happened. That's historically accurate We know that's the kind of New world before the white man showed up Disney is convincing people that mermaids are real. You're like, I okay. They just let's not listen to those people then like ancient aliens agree and I I also want to add that like I do think Uh, people have this assumption when they watch a movie like a narrative film about historical Based on real events they kind of have this assumption going into it that it's probably accurate When the assumption should be the other way around like you should assume It's not accurate until you hear that it actually is accurate But I think a lot of people do assume that it's accurate until they hear otherwise When it comes to movies, I don't believe they're accurate even if I'm told they're accurate. I'm like Yeah, that's the smart approach. I don't I don't think that's what most people think honestly, which is unfortunate Most people when they go to a movie like pocahontas Are not going to be like, yeah, this is historically accurate. It feels like a weird one Yeah, well because it's animated too. That really helps separate it And the talking tree In any movie when you see that slate come up or it's like based on a true story you're like, okay Right, I'll take this with a grain of salt. Okay, and you should I do I do think a lot of people don't take it with a grain of salt though. Yeah, especially this live action We should pull salt on them The only answer It's almost illogical to acts that people have that much common sense in today's world I But that's just the first of many ways that disney's storytelling might actually be a major disservice for developing young minds That's because most of the stories disney adapts are fairy tales And while these stories may then why did you waste the first 11 minutes of this video? I think it's not historically authentic and some people might be misled by that instead of reading our history book So I mean fairy tales are like history. They were written in the past. That's history He's got a point here. Yeah, it's true. The off can be dark and complex and vaguely disturbing. They all vaguely That wolf is hungry. I love the way the little gnome people look for snow white or sleeping beauty. Where are you looking at? One of them looks like you're waiting for something terrible. He's going for it. That wolf is a tad cockeyed All the better to see you with my dear Also offered children a symbolic template for understanding the world for example, wait, so do the disney versions. What are you talking about? Yeah, why would you Say I would argue that the disney one's a safer for children because it'll try and deliver the same themes but in a non Really abrasive way I say a product of the time these movies were made when life was easier The fair tales are created back when children could just literally vanish and you wouldn't know where the fuck they were To you found them in the belly of a wolf or something So I think you needed that sort of like a proxy to help the kids At the very least they're like gateways to ingesting the original stories right like to get kids interested Like that's true. Like three whole seconds before they get back on their iPad to play fortnite Like I do want to say like really quickly about Pinocchio I I legitimately think the message or the implied message of Pinocchio is better for kids than the original Because the original is you're if you if you're a bad kid, you're gonna suffer and die And the disney pinocchio is if you're a bad kid, you're gonna suffer But also it's never too late to redeem yourself. I think that's actually a better message for kids Definitely give him the carrot now. It's a lot more convincing That's double skill set the anorized vision of sleeping beauties. Um a hell of a lot more Something this guy would have a problem with I mean So it's like I I assume again that this is more tied to how popular the version gets rather than what the version is Because uh, there's probably a whole bunch of people who've adapted it who just don't even get known about Example in a children's cancer clinic researchers found that patients were able to use fairy tales to express and cope with their anxiety One child for example identified with the big bad wolf and motherfucker You can't possibly be trying to tell me that like these work and disney movies do not with children You it's not gonna happen Exactly a little red riding hood Vending his frustration and anger by drawing an oversized wolf with massive teeth Another child drew a comically tiny wolf as an expression of confidence and bravery in the face of his struggles Here we see how the darkness of fairy tales can actually offer a light to children You haven't told us which version of the fairy tale they have This could have been drawn from any of them. Yeah Red riding hood is like well, that's probably been done at bajillion times Like yeah, what if one of them had like what if one of them was like super fucking sad that the grandma got et Got it. What happened to the grandma? Oh the wolf aider got This is cooked her dinner Maybe like his grandmother died at a young age. So we here's that story and he really upsets him and you're like, oh no, I'm sorry You read all this shit the kid is like fucking love that wolf Wisecrack is gonna make a video about how you The wolf's a real hero of this story Kids with cancer, I don't believe them. I went a link to this actual story to what actually is supposed to happen Because I don't Oh, so he's gonna make a number of claims about studies and research, but he's not gonna link any of them in the video description I'll just spoil that for you now We're a part of the fucking generation that grew up in a lot of these films early summers are The idea that like you need some darkness in there. It's like there was darkness of these fucking movies It's all like relative to the time as we got over before because the one that um, you showed visuals for uh in your response to this I uh The one that like actually made me like oh fuck I remember that when snow white's running through the forest and all the trees turn into like horrifying faces I was like, oh my god. Absolutely. Yeah It's horrifying and it's kind of psychedelic. Yeah, really strange It's very It's just bleached an acoustic vat of cuteness. That's all it is and it was all done to make money There's like a little chubby dude running around in the little ghost outfit. Oh, and then snow white was like, oh, no Confronting at first you mentioned that scene and I know exactly Like regardless of how old it is right and like tear parts of it clothes and shit Yeah, and I was I was very young when I saw that but I always fucking remembered how vivid and terrifying it was very effective I I I feel like I should ask this more often Because I know who here saw return to Oz as a kid I didn't know I didn't I heard a song about it Just a fucking I always want to reference because we're gonna watch Fifa movies one day the fucking scene with the woman Replacing her own head with several other heads. They're all trapped behind glass doors. It's like Why would you show children? Of course the wheel is too. Yeah, I don't know. It's the return to Oz is fucking great in its own way But Disney doesn't strip these fairy tales of their bite instead inserting a bland wholesome narrative as we saw with Pinocchio Blank just unbland necessarily about being a wholesome narrative like Pinocchio ain't bland Little mermaid ain't bland none of the films you described are bland. Keep saying this. I said Yeah, I feel like a real word bland Bland he keeps saying it like the what it's so easy to argue in reverse Just like yeah, so these these ones traumatized children of today while the disney ones are like edgy just enough to be able to Push the fear and danger elements while also having a wholesome and an important message at the end So fuck you think about it disney isn't even that edgy now. Yeah The classic disney is way edgier than current disney. That's what I expect this video to be Is the like yeah the argument would be that disney's ruining itself rather than Whatever the hell argument he's trying to make and the argument he's actually making is that everything we love about this is actually the problem Like it's really insane Gotta catch up in the process disney's developed new narratives that are in their own rights potentially quite destructive as psychologist susan darker smith points out young darker smith Her name is darker smith. Listen and wow It's like it's a hybrid of two names or whatever typhonated All right Like going by the runtime of like this video. I feel like I should the fuck he's trying to say at this point Really You analyze a movie sometimes. Well, I do this like like writing a lot of screenplays I'm fascinated with like story structure and like robocop for example You pause it like like 30 minutes in it's like, okay Robocops like going into the city is about to fight crime. This is good. This is like a well structured video Like I know where it's going. Yeah, you know everything you need to and like the first third or quarter of the movie Yeah, I feel like three quarters into this video like we should know Like what the fuck are you trying to say and what's the resolution? You know here on out to the end, but like I still don't know what he's trying to say the point is all ridiculous Disney ruined culture by making things cute done I'm like, okay Defy with characters like cinderella or bell from beauty and the beast are more likely to end up in abusive relationships as adults while interviewing victims Citation needed motherfucker You have no proof of this shit Yes I want to talk about that real quick because I did I did some research So I I've looked for this study You cannot find it on the internet all you can find are references to it You can find other articles where it says susan darker smith in her research paper Found that uh, you know people who identify with disney princesses are more likely to end up in abusive relationships Which is a very bold claim. So you go. Oh, let me find that original article. You cannot find it Like I've tried If I really enjoy like when aden paladin makes a video Like there's there's so much citation And the specific studies that are referenced and you could look them up and double check everything But people like this who just say, yeah, there's one study was one versus they said this so ha ha ha is easy shit Exactly Jesus Christ This video did the opposite fucking job We that's why I wanted to open how we did we talked for a while about how Disney suck And then it's like let's watch a video about how disney sucks. Like, okay, there was like, wait, what are we doing right now? Like we're we're defending it It's all wrong So I I also want to point out so the claim is that there is a causal link between identifying with disney princesses and ending up in abusive relationships, which is a very bold claim And there are so many possible things that could be wrong with that research in terms of like small sample size and whatever It also neglects the point that maybe it's literally the other way around Like you are the person who is more likely to end up in abusive relationships because you know You have that personality type and also you identify with princess heroes Like there is nothing to indicate that one plays a causal role in the other and it's just asserted like it's true And then they move on it's crazy Right Oh bland What a claim Makes you a handmaiden bitch who's gonna get slapped up by her douchebag It's just facts. Yeah, long bone. You're just internalizing your Like come on. You can't think for yourself. You can't have your own opinions, you know Buddy show that hideous beasts locked in towers are more likely to abuse princesses Oh Ella or bell from beauty and the beast are more likely to end up in abusive relationships as adults Well, oh my god It's so accurate darker smith found that many identified with the heroines of these stories in which love conquers all Believing that if their love is strong enough, they can change their partner's behavior. Oh my god. What? He interviewed my ex-girlfriend I Like watching beauty the beast with someone just to chill they come away from it being like I can change my man All right And i'm i'm not gonna lie it honestly feels rather sexist to me to like write off the beauty and the beast Story and Cinderella stories as if that's all it is like abusive relationship fetishism Like a weird one. I feel if it feels really dismissive of women honestly Of course the reality it's taming the beast right which women like But I get apparently people don't want to ignore Now it is. Yeah. Yeah That if their love is strong enough they can change their partner's behavior Of course the reality is tragically different ironically by peddling a convenient narrative in which all the world's problems can be solved by True love disney fails to give children any tools for navigating real life problems bullshit and that was kind of Yeah, these singular independent stories about this one relationship is telling kids that you can save you can solve any problem with love I wanted to say like the original stories help people navigate the difficult things that happen in life cuts a hanging puppet Yeah After all that i'm just What does he feel about this is how we're gonna win this? Not by destroying what we hate but saving what we love What is it? I wonder what would you have to say about that line? And maybe it's just because we we rewatched Wonder Woman recently, but the Wonder Woman love saves the day Like yeah And it's so cheap even compared to these old disney movies Which is cute and like family friendly and children oriented as they are or somehow more nuanced than Wonder Woman Also existed at a time when we didn't have the shitty culture we have Yeah, the disney princesses are often shown to be resilient and clever and crafty Yes And very you know, they're virtuous. Um, they don't conquer their problems through strength, but they You know do this or that or they show bravery and they stand up for themselves So it's just oh, I I just it's just a weird link I can't I can't quite see it's The citation would be so great because that would be interesting if we could explore it So I've looked for it I honestly can't find that original study anywhere. All I can see is people citing it in a sentence in their own articles So I know for a fact. I mean unless wisecrack has some That I you know that I don't with the internet They're just they read some other article where her research is cited in one sentence and they're like, yeah, that's good enough for us I googled the phrase that was quoted directly Character for character and I didn't find it Yeah, I looked I spent like because I knew we were gonna cover this video today I spent like 20 30 minutes today trying to find this article and I can't find it anywhere So that means I mean unless I'm wrong That means that they couldn't find it either and so they're citing it Even though they haven't actually seen the original research at all The only thing in this video that had more than 30 minutes applied to it was the fucking hungry hungry hippos thing Which yeah, honestly, yeah, okay, so real quick someone in the in chat has posted the citation Yes, I found that now google that and see if you can find the actual article because you can't Like I found it says darker smith susan fairy tale dangers cancelling psychotherapy journal yada yada yada Psychological and behavioral sciences collection. That's great. I found the same citation. You can't find the original anywhere Oh well Details to convey the darker and frueller aspects of life so as to better prepare children for the realities of adulthood Of course, this all begs the question should the mic swapping all the time is Like just use the same mic. Just narrate the whole thing and you don't you just have visuals be over your face He also said bigs Beaks the question I need my mandolarian or armor Of course, this all begs the question Should disney care according to the legendary and incendiary free market economist milton freedman Definitely not he argued that companies don't have the same responsibilities that people do a person might have a responsibility To be a nice neighbor or recycle while a company's only responsibility is to make more money I was gonna say this is a weird way to separate it out because it's like I mean it's still headed by people and those people can still make decisions that are ethical or not Actually, exactly. That's exactly the point. Yeah We had to be like it's a company who fucking cares Honestly bringing milton freedman into this problem with now Bringing milton freedman into this honestly feels a lot like this reminds me of carl marx Same energy, yes, put a a lima bean on my fucking efat bingo card or whatever Why is he citing milton freedman? It's okay. It's relevant somehow and freedman's definition of corporate responsibility Has pretty much become gospel in other words disney will could you could you give us that definition? Or was that it just the they should only care about money The famed economist that was it that was all okay only do what is required to make the most amount of money Regardless of the social consequences I think I don't know that I don't trust you. So like wait, so here's the here's the point disney either Milton freedman is saying, you know companies as a collective don't have more responsibilities people do but like people run companies He's not saying anyone who works at the upper end of a company doesn't have to be a good person Because they still make individual decisions And if we want to go with the whole disney soulless even all the way back to these classics being made It's like I mean well the people who fucking animated the shit poured their life into it. So fuck you exactly. Yeah, absolutely It's the capitalist raison debt of companies the world over and it explains I think this company's bad capitalism is fucking evil Also, it's not raised on debt. It's raised on death for it. Like I mean, I mean, I'm really bad with creation, but it's Raised on debt is not how it's pronounced Wow I remember watching this behind the scenes thing about to talk about fox and the hound again because I love that movie so much I was watching a behind the scenes thing. I was really interested and the artists were talking about drawing A certain scene, you know the scene where Todd attacks the bear They were drawing that frame by frame And the way they drew it and Todd's face and his facial expressions were specifically They were energized because they knew how effective the script was And they were like profoundly affected by how emotional this The story was overall and this particular beat in the story where it's just like that That influenced their artistry when they were drawing it frame by frame. It's just like this is the part where Todd like He he defends his friend and his girlfriend and like he he Like we've known for so much of the story. We've known him as a kid and now he's like Fully grown and attacking this bear. It's a powerful moment in the story and that influence art Like I just thought that was really cool, you know, and it's like It shows you how far a good script can take you, you know when this the script is good And like the whole cast and crew reads it and it's like fuck. I'm on board with this There's like an emotional line that like builds to something really satisfying and meaningful That enhances the work right there. Like just having good material That you're absolutely and if it's why it's crack Go ahead Like this wider point that seems to be made right now is we have dark story and lighter story that has wide appeal Why did they make this lighter story couldn't have been because that was their creative goals? It must have been money. You're like, yes, I mean, right people call me a wholesome story. Like, okay Yeah It's really cynical, uh, not that you shouldn't be critical because like this is essentially me The guy is so positive about it You know, that's that's the whole thing, right? The weird thing is like I have this cynical about modern disney Like that I think that every decision is made for money. Not for anything else. Like it's all core motivation But like back then it's like I'm not even going to pretend for a second that a huge amount of love didn't go into these things Oh, yeah, that's the thing that like When I when I watched this original video, I got really angry I wasn't expecting to because I was kind of on board with the idea that disney is kind of bad for culture in some ways But the idea that he's just going to be so dismissive of all the animators and storytellers and screenwriters that like poured their Like passion and talent into these movies like They put so much of themselves into it Oh, yeah, and they're so good and they're so well made And they really put all their passions and talent into it and he's just like nah He just did it for money because he's clinically trying to manipulate people. Wow Oh, fuck yourself Because like the rise of skywalker and the force awakens they don't they don't Seem like for all the work they have into them. They're not products of passion You know, it's it's just like they just sort of clumsily stumbled through it. And this is what happened This is just what the result was. Yeah, I'd say the most cynical would actually be tfan tros specifically like tlj I will actually because this is both the criticism and a compliment. I supposed to ryan johnson like the amount of Scene of his behind the scenes. I believe that he was pouring his everything into making that project. He felt it was really meaningful I'm just like, yeah, unfortunately He poured every fiber was being into that project and he found it meaningful Yep, that's you kind of just like, oh, that's sad. You're like, yeah Yeah, yeah Why disney a cuteness factory indeed when disney went dark and then and yeah Just because in case people are curious why I would separate them out Like when I see jj abrams talk about um the creation of the other two He speaks about it in like the feelings from the audience, but not in a way that I consider to be quite, um Meaningful rather it's it's like, oh this scene where han solos in it. They're gonna love this It's like a scene assembly line Yeah, and uh, he knows what he's doing. They had to check boxes for shit They genuinely made those movies so without any clear idea of what it was really going to be. They just knew female protagonists Use the same nostalgic bullshit to get people on board Black protagonists like should you have a character? We'll do that later Oh, you never did it. Nobody will do it later because the chinese might not watch it I bet they regret shrinking him on the poster now that got so much fucking attention Like factory indeed when disney went dark in the 1970s and 80s It put out a series of grimmer edgier films like the black cauldron. That was yeah, black cauldron black cauldron is fucking great I really liked it. Unfortunately. It's it bombed and almost killed the animation studio. However I really liked it the whole bunch. I thought it was really cool. The horned king was a He was a scary dude. He didn't fuck around and they had a cute doggo in it, right? So it's still evil No, girgy So there was hen there was hen when the pig and there was girgy who was dog-ish Yeah, what i'm getting at is like the fact that he that's in there means that it's bland. Okay Nothing nothing of that. We can't be doing that. Huge box office failures The important thing to remember is if it do something good if you make something good But you don't make a lot of money then you screwed up Yeah, I need to go back to the drawing board. What did I do wrong? Oh, yeah I didn't appeal to the masses. Whoops Well, it's the conclusion he's drawing here because this was unsuccessful that they tried to be creative and it didn't work So they gave up and just did it for money. Is that what he's having these nades? It put out a series of grimmer edgier films like the black cauldron That were huge box office failures and nearly brought about the collapse of the great empire of mouse The so-called disney renaissance of the 90s was a major course correction back into the sentimental cuteness That has sustained the company ever since and it's no one So they brought it on ruining culture. I because whenever we think of Aladdin milan little mermaid. I think they destroyed culture These classics of our childhood these incredible stories that are timeless This fucking this fucking monkey with his vest in his hat is like it's in a destroying culture Oh, yeah, and milan is nothing but sentimental cuteness nevermind the scene of the village was burned Yeah, we're just gonna forget that this is what i'm gonna look at like this narrative He just woe was like, oh see that movie was edgy and it lost money. So they gave up on doing that. It's like fuck off What do you mean? Like Why couldn't it be that that's just the one of the ones they made they were like, yeah That's what we wanted to do. It didn't work out. These are also things we wanted to do Yes, right this after all has a very particular way of hijacking our brains and more importantly Hijacking our brains everything. Okay. All of this phrasing is so malicious. I can't remember a damn thing about any of these films And I saw them you were hijacked You have the force it's time to go hang out with alex jones. Yay I'm coming for you. I'll give her the three quills with alex jones You could you could say this about everything it's like everything hijacks you like why why do you say it that way? Like jeez Horn certainly hijacked my brain. Yeah, so this kid this kid's all right. This kid's all right. Yeah, he's a fan of potatoes The kid's gonna see our potato and then seeing prince. I'll leave the fabulous. Hey Like if somebody phrases, uh, if anybody Telling is like a motivation. I'll agree with that that is essentially what you're doing, right? Because you're you're setting up people to feel one way and then it's like through the course of a narrative It's like, oh they felt this way now they feel this way There's like an emotional juxtaposition and you're taking people on a journey, right? But that's just like that's what you do like people people pay to go see that they want that emotional catharsis Where they're they're in one position. You take them to another But uh, but to use language like this where your brain is being hijacked Like you're having something fucking plugged into you like the matrix or something or Like it's it's so malevolent the the tone As cody and trash said my taste buds getting hijacked by flavor Yeah, you could put it that way right And and it's it's weird when they when they speak so Uh poorly of hijacking our brains without these new disney movies are while they're showing a scene of Aladdin Showing his his selflessness where he's giving up a part of his come on kids. Have that still bread right I just I want more films that don't try and do anything emotionally. That's what I want brains and more importantly It sells studies have shown that cuteness increases our concentration a useful trick to make sure humans pay to kids find by me Everybody watches twitch thoughts for hours attention to their adorable young or you know pay more attention to a dysfunctional snowman even more telling Okay, so what do you just did was like you see humans care for their young and we've been manipulated into caring about a snowman through from this you're like I said the snowman was dysfunctional which made me think he was saying the snowman was retarded The babies in a very sly way Oh, it probably doesn't have a brain or chromosomes Yeah, it's just snow really It's snow with a soul. So it already had the little mermaid snow The best rolls off the tongue. I haven't seen frozen But i'm pretty sure i'm just gonna take a guess that why he's crack is representing him in a very uncharitable light Well, so this is the thing he's Olaf, right? That's his name and he's an actual character It's not just you like him because he's he reminds you of babies. It's like, uh This dude better not like baby Yoda then Also, yeah, you just posted this this is a comment on the video. It's like How disney ruined likes he's like, yeah That's probably why the the video is highly approved despite the content of it being something that I think most people would find disagreeable This is yeah, this is a Really bad one. This is a really bad one. Would this guy say that anytime You care for a fictional character your brain's being hijacked and you're being tricked Into caring for a fictional character hijacked is Hijacked is a very strong word to use. I do think there's a degree of emotional relation involved in that process But uh, I don't think that's a bad thing just that manipulation Well, uh, I think it is Well, I would say that manipulation is it's very it applies a very negative, uh, like goal So when we when we talk about what's manipulative we usually refer to music and a lot of stuff We're just like, hey, I know what emotion you're trying to bring out of this right now Or we'll talk about stuff that's not earned trying to make you feel something. It's like, hey Like right, um, so when it's done correctly as in they earn something if someone was to describe that as manipulative We were probably trying to push back and want to use a word that was more, um I don't know Less less on the negative side. I guess you know more complimentary because they've achieved something Yeah, so the definition that's relevant to what he's talking about manipulate control or influence a person or situation cleverly Unfairly or unscrupulous. That's the important part Unfairly even wait too much credit to this video I think they just figured how can we get a clickbaity title to get people to watch But it's 19 minutes long There's a solid 46 seconds of information in this But if all they did is like any other youtube video if they just shout on modern disney this video would be fine Oh my god guys, the most useful thing in this video was the film mora ad If they shit on modern disney, there's a shot they won't get a disney sponsorship as like a Pre-roll ad sort of thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah modern disney is a shame. Oh my god We have to we have to fix what we what we used to be. We can't be like that anymore Let's go. Well, disney hasn't given me an apology for the rise of skywalker But I had to see a couple of them for classic disney films on plus Let's go. I'm in their time Someone in the chat said manipulate doesn't isn't necessarily nefarious. Well, like neither is the propaganda Except that everyone uses those Yeah, very nefariously. It has a very negative connotation pretty much universally Yeah, like you have to be so colloquially when you say you've been manipulated. That's never something you go. Yay Yeah, it's all right. I've just been manipulated Calm down. See when you say that I think of that guy who loved the star wars commercial so much he cried Dave butt Oh, yeah, eric butts, right? It's not like that. I know it doesn't matter last his last name's butts and he needs to fucking change it No, he needs to keep it. It's fantastic It's how it's how we identify him right? He looks he looks I know this is me, but he looks like a butts I mean I am personally. I'm okay with that term manipulation though when it comes Because like people are going like they pay to up to see a movie in the theater And they're sitting in a room for two hours and it's like, okay. I've got to make people feel emotions that Like they would normally only experience in like real words real world scenarios where they were actually witnessing tragedy Or you know euphoria or whatever I've got to make them feel that but while they're watching this two-dimensional image Composed of shots, right? Yeah, I do that. But you wouldn't call it. People leave the theater happy though, right? Yeah, yeah, uh It's like I said, it's just I probably use it try and use a different word because I wouldn't because it just implies a bunch of questions I think in other people's heads like wait, what do you mean? Yeah manipulate? It's it's well written You're like, no, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah flashing. I totally get what you're saying like if somebody told me I'll Manipulate Pissed off. I'd be like what? Yeah, that bastard. How could he manipulate me? Manipulating your eye and you flashing these images consecutively very quickly is like Right and also let's go full tinfoil here What if disney in their attempt to remake the older films are like Reaching out to content creators like you need to start getting people on board of the idea that the older ones are Shit, right? So why is crack? How about you make a video? We say they ruined the original stories. They came from they're like you have to pay us a lot for this When volunteers were hooked up to an MRI machine and bombarded with cute images Their nucleus accumbens also known as the pleasure center of the brain lit up and started pumping out dopamine In other words when viewers saw Mickey Mouse's adorable body bob up and down on screen a hundred years ago They were unwittingly receiving the first micro doses It's To get off you had to watch Mickey Mouse. What a dark time Hey, don't kink shame. Jeez. This is the world before liquor and fucking cocaine. Why not both? Just just do it all at the same time prohibition was going on people love to watch Mickey Mouse's little belly go up and down This to me by the way, he feels chicken in the egg sort of situation He's like you see through our understanding of psychology. They created these images to manipulate you It's like what if they created the images because they like them? Yes, that's oh my god. That's exactly it like right Maybe they just thought this was cute themselves and thought hey, maybe other people cute too like maybe they aren't trying to manipulate you into What like giving the money like this is it's also odd to me It's like someone's like, oh, I want to watch some cute stuff. So like you want to be manipulated like well Why'd you put it that way? Yeah, if you won't phrase it like that Also, I think like animated cartoons are new then so you won't be manipulated It's all gonna be fine. Watch the mouse's belly bounce Boy Yes, Mickey. Yes Billy you're enjoying that an awful lot. He's like, yeah, leave me alone dad. You don't understand me It's activating my pleasure center Is of disney branded brain candy interestingly enough the phenomenon of cuteness being used for potentially nefarious That's fucking hilarious that raccoon on the moose. Yeah like the hat No, look at that moose this expression that moose don't give a fuck rax. Seriously you're being manipulated What you're saying is not your thoughts they've injected them in they want you just you're like a you're like a disney shell now You've been manipulated like inception. Yeah, his purpose is hate cultural theorist joshua paul dale calling No, he covered it up. You piece of shit. He puts the bone in the moose's mouth and it's fucking hilarious And he covered it up with this zombie I was so looking forward to seeing him stick the bone in the This zombie Dude, I want this this face needs to be this what what emotions come from this square like a hunger for brains That's a man who's never done cocaine off of a hooker Or a stripper This is what your life looks like without interesting drug. No, no just your sentence was too long This is a man who's never done It looks like there's somebody folding a gun up to his face and he's like I want him to have been watching this and he's excited to see his pot or there was like Wow sorry joshua paul dale, but jeez even your name's bland But like you're you're probably a you're you might be a fine totally fine guy I'm just fucked up. I'm I'm upset about the moose and the bone in the raccoon Look what you did joshua look what you did I know this wasn't your fault josh, but you didn't ask for this and if you did what the fuck were you thinking? Yeah, I want to be in a wisecrack video covering up the hilarious moose Cultural theorist joshua paul dale calls it evil cute and while dale's evil cute I'm gonna yeah, that's that's good. Oh fuck. I can't find my man. He's like the guy who named it the flashbang Evil what what were those little things I learned about on e-fap the pocket squares Oh, yeah, I asked I asked what what what's the name of the um, like the handkerchief that you put in your coat vest Your pocket it's it's it was apparently it's called a pocket square and I didn't believe him I was like you're fucking with me It's not actually called a pocket square surely that's the dumbest most juvenile thing I've ever heard But apparently it's called a pocket square So who knows What was that about the moose I suspect that it's being referred to as evil cute because there's uh There's a desire to benefit financially over like the work that you put in so like when Like fuck what when the animators are drawing this frame by frame I think that they're thinking like How can I draw this in such a way that it's gonna? Invoke the maximum amount of emotion out of the audience. It's going to be realistically I hope I can go home. Yeah, like I Yeah I just think there's a there's a lot of undeniable love going into like the drawing of each of those frames that make up an animated film The drawings of yeah to dismiss it all as evil cute as Yeah, especially because uh, was his name joshua paul dale his research isn't about Films you we'll see in a second pull it up like Specifically cites gambling machines that use cute cartoon kittens as an example It's not hard to argue that disney's precious animated friends might also qualify in the end Cuteness is just a means for disney to pad its bottom line Regardless of it's telling stories that are ultimately good for children and I hate it I hate it. He doesn't know about this rags to know about pocket squares. No, I know what they are I just never I just never knew what they were specifically called Okay, so let's honestly think of pocket squares. I would have never thought there I know it's so it's so dumb and simple. I would have never thought that they'd be called pocket squares That would be something that I would ask Now I would point at them and say those those uh, the pocket squares. What what are they called? Like oh, sir that protrusion upon your pocket dare. I may ask what it is I I thought it's a pocket square mate Like a like a handkerchief or a like a or a breast pocket something or a or it has a french term But nope pocket square Okay, so let's like, okay So what he just said is that joshua paul smith, whatever the fuck his name was he he termed. Yeah, he termed Evil cute like gambling machines that use images of cute kittens to keep people hooked on gambling And the wise cracks and a wise cracks point is yeah animated movies that tell stories that people love and cherish That's basically the same thing. Well technically back in the old days in the theater walked disney walked around with like a hat Did he tell people to put money and if they wanted to continue enjoying the content? Good man. Patreon's early years Yep Same thing Wow, we've got very little time of this video left. I wonder what else he's gonna say and cuteness is just a means for Disney to pad its bottom line regardless if it's telling stories that are ultimately good for children Sorry, I guess I'm just thinking about this more and more so the the He's like trying his best to demonize these stories And so he realized halfway through that statement Maybe the whether or not it's cute for money is irrelevant compared to how well written it is And he's like the stories may not be good for children. You're like, whoa that's uh You're really really fucking grasp into straws with like, oh, how do how do we Decide that these films are like poorly written or damaging. It's like, well, you know the old ones There was a kid who thought he identified with the wolf that ate the grandma. Not anymore though This feels like it was made by vice The way like the way they try and generate a fucking point out of desperation It's like it honestly feels like this was a challenge. Someone told them this was the point and you have to try and argue it Yeah, so like all the artists that like really liked what they were making and thought other people might like it too Nah, it was just a cynical attempt to pad disney's bottom line. Like go fuck yourself. Seriously Right Why have you got us defending disney so hard? This is ridiculous Stop and while you might not be too devastated to hear the disney sabotaged your favorite 16th century tale about a It was not sabotaged It's so much wrong with what he just said Smug fucking asshole with your bald head and your baseball cap. They didn't sabotage these stories It was rag violating community guidelines susan not me They didn't like you can still go read the original nothing about the original is sabotaged Go check it out and you know what it's like Nobody fucking knows about them. You say it like because he says it like jokingly like oh your favorite sixties Like yeah, but that's true though Like no one knows what it's fucking referring to and if they went to go and find out they would have a new story to read Right Oh, no, hell on earth the disney vacation of storytelling becomes more viscerally upsetting when the big mouse starts viscerally upsetting Viscerally upset viscerally upsetting when you show present someone the lying king mulan fucking All of them. There's no point in naming them. I then go these are viscerally upsetting You you ultimately align but with a smile on his face. He's not even bothered by it's it's kind of redundant to say viscerally upsetting but He's obviously just trying to flower it up. Oh, he's trying to pound it home. Oh, yeah I'm just amused because we would all assume he's ever pounded But I do I I dislike what uh reboots and adaptations of old works do in general where they overwrite The knowledge of like the pre-existing work Whatever it is like like if somewhere to where to come up to me and be like, hey, have you seen fright night? I'd be like There's that obligatory question of like are we talking about the 1988 version or are we talking about the 2010s reboot or whatever and like if Like they chances are they'd be talking about the 2010 thing and then I would mention the 1988 one and then they'd be like surprised They'd be like, oh There's like a there's an old version. Like I didn't know that. Well, it's like dude. It's way better I know and that that always isn't it isn't necessarily preferable But like you get stuff like isn't the thing a remake and of like an even older the thing And so yes, that's true. So I was out there like, oh, I hate that. I have to distinguish I'd be like, yeah, but the new one's fucking amazing, dude It's like I get it It's just like that's something we have to put up with and of course it gets worse when we get past two You get into three four, but you're like, okay, okay chill. Like we need a bright flip for this now I'm not I'm not saying the old ones always do it better Most of the time I feel like that's the case Sometimes the old ones do it better. Sometimes the new ones do it better Like that the the movie the thing John Carpenter that was based off an older thing But that John Carpenter movie is fucking awesome. So like Yes It's great. You're great Screwing around with more iconic cultural works. You catch my drift ever since disney acquired the universe's most beloved franchise Fans have increasingly disparate at the creative choices that result. So this is so fucking compared He's gonna he's gonna say all creative changes are bad, but this is a sequel as well Yes, those are adaptations. Those are retellings. Those are completely removed. These are direct sequels to original things Continuing the storyline. They are bombing it all the way down into hell Like it's it's connect. You have to watch the others to understand the scope of this story Wait, you guys you guys don't even know what's coming. I'm so excited for you to see this next part. I'm so excited I can't I think I know where I think I know where he's probably going Well, because we covered wisecrack before the other video they had where they said the same shit They were like people are upset about like star wars when we've been doing it with king Arthur for ages It was like how the fuck did you compare those two? Oh, it's even better at the creative choices that resulted The last trilogy began with sentimental fan service befitting of disney It seemed to briefly flirt with darkness and complexity in the last jedi suggesting star wars wouldn't fall completely into the pits of cuteness That's quiet That is Ha ha ha Where do you start? I do. Yeah, like let's let's make it clear what he said first It's like so when talking about disney's Baseline stories that they adapt. They are dark They created cute versions for mass appeal Then they tried with one movie that was unsuccessful for animation Um to be darker didn't work out. So they went back to cuteness We've established a pattern now. Let us staple it Hidiously onto the star wars sequels. You see tfa was Cuteness TLj is edgy and then trosses back to cuteness. What the fucking talking about What Oh my god Jesus christ. I've never seen someone like death. I feel like he was told to do this He lost a bet like there's no way that someone makes this argument I think he might actually legitimately believe everything he's saying I think he's just a talking mouth piece and it was a writer's room of four people that came up with this I don't know. See wisecrack recently had a kind of a I don't know not a shake-up But they kind of had to do a reset because their guy Jared he used to do Like most of their videos or a lot of their videos he left and this is the new guy Like I've I've like checked a couple, you know, like skimmed through a couple of their recent videos And it's almost all of this guy. I think like he's the new face of wisecrack Can you guys imagine being just in a casual coley playing a video game when your friends is like, man I hate that tross went back to being cute I just feel like I have no idea what you're referencing when you say that If cute means nonsense, sure, I guess yeah, I guess Star Wars wouldn't fall completely into the pits of cuteness and then never was there That's not cute cute It's gruesome It's like someone died and then they undied and then the other one died to undie the first died one. It's Yeah, what the fuck is happening? It wasn't even cute as an air that was just bad writing The galaxy's in despair five planets have been destroyed. What the fuck's going on It's amazing that he used this as his fucking example of cute. That's amazing I'm telling you they couldn't have been a guy Nobody liked this except relo's like that was it No, they didn't they didn't like it because they thought they were gonna like it at this point and then Kylo fucking dies and now they're like, yeah, that's they lost their shit The relo's are rioting right before blm. It was crazy. They're all dressed as kylo and ray They're practicing practicing their blm rioting Because of the relo experience That relo and blm. This isn't the the tag team you were you thought you'd get but That whole movie felt like a frankenstein monster plot beats where they're just like, oh, yeah This will be satisfying stick this here put this over there And uh, just the way it was added into is a fucking headache Like god, I don't know how people like that move You know how like sometimes you've been really charitable with someone and they make a point You don't really agree with but you're willing to try and chisel it into kind of a point You sort of maybe agree with I can just picture being the most generous person of conversation ever hearing them say It went from cutesy to dark to cutesy in the in the sequel trilogy and that was its biggest problem Is it didn't commit to going to the depths of cuteness? Again, I'd be stunned. I just got nothing to explain any of that and then he's like, well, you know what I mean Like when island right kiss I'm just like, I'm gonna leave coal. I'm banging you for food It felt really wedged in there like there's nothing organic about it That whole fucking ending set piece was stupid capped off by that fucking like whatever they do to like materialize the lightsaber in like Kylo's hand or whatever like one person imagines the lightsaber being there. Yeah, I get yeah exactly That's exactly a forced drop box. I'm like, what the fuck is this? I was like, I was like no like I was I was way done with the movie like way earlier But now I'm just like I'm officially done now like no, this is so fucking dumb I cannot be on board with this People have been pointed out in chat It's like the seed with a lighting is all flickering and probably he's like, I've died before that you have I had a warm fuzzy feeling in my belly. My belly was bouncing up and down. It's so cute Disney's brain candy I'm getting my dopamine Disney quickly course corrected and opted for a sweet conclusion based on a magical kiss romantic And of course He became one with the force that oh, yeah, I can't believe you're right. I forgot. How do I forget this shit? It's probably because there's too much to remember Oh my god. It's so bad your brain Your brain rates is shit that's traumatizing. That's what you don't remember He and Anakin could be force ghosts and argue over who has the biggest fucking murder count Guys, you know jay was the good one of the three that was the good one It tried something while the others would just cute see that's I just I'm still stuck at Eddie would try to Worse than anything that came before And it succeeded How did fuck the fuck up star wars, I don't know how the hell that's done Well, like literally well, it's what's been done one two three four five six six seven times eight times So apparently it's harder. It's harder to get it right than it is to fuck it up They've been getting better and better at destroying it as time goes on. So yeah, they're learning. So we can't say that they're not They're clearly All of which is to say there's no property or franchise which disney won't find a way to wrap its cute little tentacles around You've not proven this at all They had to sell garbage The all his sentence needs is there's no franchise. They're not willing to get their tendrils on like you'd be like Yep, true. It's like to make it cute. You're like, uh tendrils Hmm and real sounds about right tendrils, which is not just like what you see when you go to home depot It's just it's really manipulative Language, you know, oh boy constantly all the time. Yeah Phrasing it in the darkest possible way It's like they have a like all of the riders have this little board on the wall Our notepad with all of the manipulative words they can use Buzzwords always. Yeah, it's like a buzzword list. Yeah I just picture of us over at disney on like a little whiteboard This little picture of the style's logo with a knife in it and blood everywhere And they all laugh at it every day for encouragement Like Cutesy guys So what happens now? Honestly, probably nothing good as disney continues to grow. I mean probably we already know It's so weird to me that he's like this was the declines foreshadowing It's like no, this is what's been destroyed actually But you know or at least you could argue which it's almost certainly going to do It's reasonable to worry that we'll see an expansion of their blanket philosophy of cuteness And as philosophy of cuteness, it's not a philosophy Yes, also the implication Is that disney has a blanket? You know aesthetic or philosophy of cuteness and are we all just going to pretend that everything disney makes is equally cute now Is that Into a river of lava after gargoyle came to life and spooked him like a demon I guess the ending of infinity war is also equally cute like Robert Donnie jr. Wadded out when hunchback gets fucking pelted with the whole crowd like fucking him over and everything Yeah, well, they didn't kill him. So it was cutie. Oh, okay He was hanged, you know, then we'd have a story Yeah, that would be an adult story with themes that children could lean from not this garbage. It's all cute and lame Oh bland Look how cute this is Throws on ralo. You're like, why would you why are you troubling me? Like what the fuck? As we've seen in the past that cuteness probably comes at the expense of story nuance and morality You've not proven that Yeah, it's fucking absurd He literally thinks there is no moral lesson to be had in Pinocchio Which is fucking crazy if anything Pinocchio is a little on the nose in terms of the moral Yeah, well There's a lot of nose there to be on thank thankful I mean if anything Pinocchio is a little too blunt in the messages trying to convey but last crack is like Nah, it's not dark. Therefore. There is no moral to be found Well, in fairness, he did a study and there was a kid who thought a werewolf was identifiable or whatever I don't know the hospital shut up children It definitely nervous for the future of a franchise like x-men It's hard to imagine disney signing off on something as subversive as logan And yet logan has had a there's a result of dead pool Which was new way more modern than the shit you've been citing this whole video Like I know he's saying like disney will never do this like if it makes money then by your own fucking logic they would Yeah And as disney continues to gobble up more and more of the media we love We're worried that there won't be space for grittier darker stories. Yes, there is still plenty of our We literally just established that like the r-rated model might actually be making a comeback Yeah, god. Yeah, I know also Like I would like to point out that the title of the video is how disney ruined culture And at the end the best they can do is we're kind of worried that there might not be enough dark We're a little worried that maybe things might not be dark enough for us Wow, all of this is disney is the only creator of movies and films apparently Yeah, like I get like it's all been about disney I get the concern and the memes and stuff, but it's like oh I wasn't like serious like there are other people who are still making things just fyi It's not just like we haven't gotten to that point yet. Most people aren't disney And also not everything disney does is equally cute Can we drop that bullshit or equally bad they still they name is still attached to stuff. It's like oh, that's not too bad Yeah Retails if you will but what do you guys think is our loading for the I mean, I guess we've pressed what we think really Your video is shit, mate. What are you doing? This was garbage expressions are always very haunting. I'm gonna put it out there I bet he has more views than I'll ever get Oh, well, it's wisecrack. So yes, but like doesn't this seem android-y to you a lot of this. Yes. Yeah, this is assembly line youtube content That's just yes vapid. This is the future They should do a video called are we what's gonna happen to the rest of the platform cyborgs. Oh my god We've been real a better fucking video. We're halfway through He's like this is the future of youtube by the way like you get them into the video Then you're like you shouldn't even enjoy this. I haven't said anything interesting But this is what's gonna happen now because you suck and you keep watching this Wow, that'd be by ray shadow legends. Holy shit. There's a next video capital load do it do it You could You guys think is our loathing for the disney empire totally reasonable and gain no enemy I like how you phrased that your loathing is like reasonable, but for none of the reasons you gave It's like you somehow stumbled on to the right Thing, but you have no idea how you got there you you have accidentally guessed correctly Hey, honestly, I would label this manipulative He just made a stupid fucking argument that no one should agree with and then he ends it with So do you think I'm being unfair to how disney is like taking over everything? You're like, oh wait I gotta get comment and the engagement Oh, yeah, of course. I just It's just reframing his whole video to mean something that we're all on board with It's like but none of what you said was that but okay Or do we sound like Fully quarantined haters. Let us know in the comments is always huge. Thanks to our patrons for your support Hit that subscribe button like it's a fairytale Hit the subscribe button now Wait roll it back because it's a pretty great quote. Oh roll it back. Yeah I don't know if I wasn't like listening or whatever, but I feel like I got very I don't I don't know Wait, wait that it's it just felt like a summary of like what disney used to do And like, okay, I guess it's bad I hear that summary and I go like, oh, maybe I should go rewatch some of these movies. They're pretty good Overly quarantined haters. Let us know in the comments Over is always huge. Thanks to haters. I thought how it would be overly quarantined. You started this by saying wear a mask Maybe he hates quarantine, but when we use that the supermarket to the constitution lock yourself inside Yes, speaking of manipulate if he's like, are we totally justified for hating all of disney? Or are we just a bunch of haters? It's like, oh also, how about neither of those you're just an idiot Yeah Hit that subscribe button like it's a fairytale. You're ready to ruin four buckets of money into Fuck yeah, yeah Yep They ruined those movies they ruined those fairytales. They are ruined now Fascinating honestly I like what else can you say? He's like, all right. Yeah, okay What a video deconstructed proper e-fap style. What a worthless pile of tre- Well, no, maybe some people will be like, oh filmora. Maybe it's It's not it's not often that I legitimately say with complete and total sincerity The most useful thing in that video was a filmora commercial Yeah, that is the most memorable part of that again the quickest way to gain an audience and lose it You're like, hey, fuck disney, right? Yeah, fuck those classic movies Wait, what? Yeah, fuck everything you actually do love about disney You remember when they made this memorable scene and what about this memorable scene? Fuck yeah, this movie is pretty good, right? Thanks for watching later That guy smiled more in this one video than I've ever smiled That was a lot of smile rape is bad. Here's a smile for you Yeah, it's so weird like of all the horrible things you describe the death And the the the murder and the killing and the misery and he's like the only one that was just not acceptable was Yeah, he can't sexually assault a woman when she's unconscious because of a spell But other stuff is fucking metal Yeah, it could be a metaphor for for lunatic transit pan Put your roof Like he he won't go so far as to say. Yeah, she should have been raped in the disney sleeping beauty Maybe she shouldn't have been put under that spell on that dress is all I'm saying What was she wearing in the scene tell us? I like how you can't tell a story involving a metaphor about woman's awakening without being like Yeah, you know smeared with this kind of like oh, it was a salt because she wasn't unconscious at the time She didn't consent to that princess kiss. It's like like that's not really the point, dude Yeah, but the guy in that story is kind of a representative of her in a way Like it's the masculine side of her. Yes. Yeah, fuck all that shit How sleeping beauty is a beautiful trans allegory Well, hey, I mean if it'll make him stop calling it a fucking like that they they ruined a fairy tale for money So like wow Yeah, they they improved an old fairy tale and thank god they got paid for it. That's my take Yeah, yeah Well, you're welcome for that video Someone one day be like oh wisecrack all they do is rip down classic things for money Yeah, they could honestly they're taking money from film mora and whatever else, you know youtube ads Just a shit on things that people like they're ruining culture Yeah My guess you're right when you said this video would go in a direction. You didn't really see comment. No Nobody I think people have not watched this video and like it. They'll be like this is good. Disney did rule culture. Anyway, move on Yeah, name name two things you learned from this 20 minute video. That's only one thing every 10 minutes that you've learned Which is a lot for wisecrack. I know but Well, I learned that po no kyo actually died a miserable death. Like we said po no kyo Oh, what else did I learn? Raping women who are victims of sleep spell is definitely bad. I learned that puppet lives matter I do agree that the puppets lives do matter And I think I learned the one day if i'm successful enough to be able to adapt anything It's gonna be the story of the hanging puppet from the tree. I just want to I want to see the audience's faces Where that head rolls in like yeah, what do you think? Yeah You know hat if you're gonna make stuff darker have at it But if you want to make anything more wholesome or inspirational you're ruining everything go fuck yourself And no, I just want to point out that very conveniently that video about po no kyo had a lot of strings attached Best way to close out the bad is the coverage of that video and we'll Uh from there, we're probably gonna jump into super chats, but sweet the full such things I would I would like to offer if anyone is at the point with like holy shit. It's been four hours. I must leave Uh Well, now's your chance at four hours blue bye. I know it did. I was like holy shit Yeah, that was a great video to cover Uh, we missed playstation 3 sales at game stop and we missed the riding between trump supporters and antifa neat I'm glad we missed this things honestly. Oh, yeah, I did what I meant to uh mention. Well, yeah Thanks for uh grabbing up that video making me aware of it because I was a fun one to cover Holy fuck. I was good didn't know Someone had that take Like you didn't see that shit coming to cover like that egg exists. Wow Yeah, that was my thought You know because I like like I said in my response video that I made like there is a lot you can criticize disney for But this ain't it. Holy shit totally. I'm gonna save that. I might use that later. I might go this video later It'll always it'll always be in vogue because uh, why is crack will never change in vogue It it'll always be raised on the trove You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the generic youtube channel. Yep It's a matter of hiring more and more people to help make it and losing any sense of an argument Nail it um But yeah, uh, like I said, uh, you guys want to hang out for for while we're going through soup chats Or do you want to I'm down to hang out I can stick around. I'm happy to this sweet I have to urinate Yes, I also have to urinate Okay, one was okay, but two Jesus I can't help it. I gotta do You say you have to shower I figure may as well hop in when I've been sitting in this hot room forever um, yeah Wait, does I mean you you you you want to hang around or you uh, you need to head off. Oh, how long are super chats? Oh, uh Not something you'll be able to stay for the whole of But forever Maybe you uh, you're welcome to stay for as long as you want basically All right All right, then I guess I'll get started. I was gonna say there's a really wholesome first one that Kind of summarizes the stream. I think uh first one says mohler. You're gay Nice, so make sure that we uh understand just silently nodded. Mm-hmm Uh Who can't Get on I love you guys. Oh, yeah, I think people are really happy that you jumped on here Gundam thanks again, of course for doing so There's a it's been fun. Didn't mean to torture you with the video we just saw Oh, yeah, that video really did depress me. Yeah, it's kind of it's kind of a thing that happens a lot on her Good ol e fat. We we we just don't cover videos that really um Things that make you feel happy in life. So You know take that for what you will Why it's cracked. We're loved ones just saying Is someone pacing and humming? Nope. I was just humming. No just Humming Uh Mola, can you and rags finish up e-faps by reading a passage from the bible from now on? I think it would really bring us together as a family I know some great ones from exodus and genesis that y'all are gonna love Oh god, we I know segment for e-fap. It was like, yeah, sure What the bible really says with backs and mohler Mola, would you ever do asmr asking for a friend? I can pick a random bible verse Here, let's do it. I'll pick a random bible. I'll go to random bible verse generator dot God and we'll see Random bible verse. No, I don't mean to do that about the first generator Okay, our bible verse for the day um Now this is ezekiel chapter 20 verses 19 20 I am the lord your god follow my decrees and be careful to keep my laws keep my sapis holy That they may be a sign between us Then you will know that I am the lord your god. Very insightful. All right, let's move along sweet that section I fucking failed this miserably and then I won straight away. This is the duality of mealy. I don't know But yeah, will I ever do asmr? I mean, I uh, I don't I don't plan to you know It's not really something that I was intended. There's money in it. I'll do it. There you go Uh, also careful not to ruin culture Oh, hello. Hello. Hi So this just says how can't you slap rags? Hey wait someone said rags is super narcissistic suddenly What suddenly Okay, well, I didn't want you to okay. Well, thanks for being on my side here But yeah, how can she slap you guys remember that that's fucking old-ass meme slap Yeah Well, so this is the thing metal had didn't even know what I was talking about. So who here knows what how can she slap references I do not. Oh my god. I don't know what that means. Yeah references. Jesus christ this is like I wasn't even possible like chat you guys know How can she slap right? I feel like I'm on an island. It's It's fucking hilarious Okay, wait, I'm pretty sure I can play it because it's copyright free at least I remember it being copyright free Okay Yeah We're doing this. Do you want now can rags step on me? I know the reference. I can't believe some people don't know it. Well, technically you got it. Do we Step on his cock Wait a minute. I think you're just crazy moller assuming everybody knows the thing Oh, yeah, uh, and jaylon, but you should just stay for the meme and then you'll be free. I swear All right, what's with the room? All right. All right stay for the beef Boop boop Yeah, so context it's a tv show like a game show this video is brought to you by one you're sure Nask anyway. Oh my god. He's back. No, that's it. I'm tuning out How can she like you guys know the um, I can't believe you've done this one, right? Yes, yeah, I feel like those two were like inseparable in in memeage when I first saw them But uh, it's good. I'm gonna add to your meme repertoire. If anyone, uh, isn't in the room jump back in No, you're in you're in for a meme Oh, wait, what why is it doing that? Me please. Oh, I guess this one is is it too old There might be like 80 age restricted only available on youtube. What okay So In that case Can all of you boot this up separately and we can't pause it? All right No, right. Let me know when to start Maybe if I full screen it won't have to worry. Oh, what the fuck? I know how old I am youtube. Don't tell me how to live my life How does this look Let's just see if it catches. Yeah, it's good enough Okay, uh, everyone on zero Yep. All right, three two one go No, are you sure? Do you feel like a bad hairdo convention? Sounds like never seen this insulted in real life. You don't have the words bad hair in your native language Oh, no, she's speaking english. What is it with those faces? What are you doing? What is that? These guys don't have tongues Really, they can't talk. It's like tinder in real life. No Q It's using the fight club soundtrack I don't even know I think she's supposed to like berate them She goes off script a little bit here and something happens. I guess I'm done over here. Thanks guys Uh, Isha, I think uh, do you know how to challenge me? There's not one word coming out of them out Actually, the thing is that we don't want to talk with you actually Why don't you go and cost then? You go out of the guys in the script Holy, oh, shit. How can you say that? How can you say that? How can you say that? Damn that bitch can't wish he deserved it That's about it. Remember guys, this is the patriarchy. Yes. Well, so obviously it's um The how can she slap thing is funny as fuck, but at the same time it's like, oh god He probably got beaten to fucking hell like uh because rules are weird. She slaps him He slaps it back. It's like what do you expect like I will hit you in the gooch So apparently the comments are all saying that apparently he sued this show and he won Yeah defamation and he won and apparently the show got canceled shortly after fucking good Well, that you know what it reminds me of actually there's a scene and I think it's angel where Buffy hits angel and then angel hits her back and she's like, how could you? Give what she fucking deserves man. Yeah, sue their ass dude more power to you bitch is like You're gonna get slapped back man It's like you think you just indiscriminately like that's the thing women just feel like they can hit men. Yes. Oh, yeah Because that's toxic masculinity women feel as if they are totally free to to hit men to physically attack men Right because a picture Well, fuck they have no like they don't know whether they're hitting somebody who's potentially unhinged like I I'm not saying Like a man. Like if I'm if a man gets hit by a woman I'm not saying they should hit back But like you don't know who like if you're hitting somebody who's potentially not gonna take it well like the consequences are yours Sorry, like I'm I'm generally fine with slapping a woman back if she slaps you Wow, I don't think anybody should be hitting anybody, you know, oh, yeah But we use you after after You know, we we've jumped into step two at this point. It's all it's all over all bets are off Also, yeah, yeah, we're we're approaching the scenario, you know post first slap. So As a man, you know, this was never an option cross You know, that's just how it is. It's it's stupid really to be told that like the average guy has more rights than a woman It's absolutely fucking ridiculous You learn real quick. You hit someone. There's a good chance an ass wampans coming Shakes can do it and they're like, you're not allowed to touch me. I can beat the shit out of you And it's just weird duality Like you can see videos of women beating the fuck out of a dude, and they're like, wow, he's a pussy They're gonna do slap the woman back. He's a woman beater. He's a pussy. It's absolutely insane Yeah, the only thing you can do correctly is cease to exist apparently I'll say this. I think there's something to be said for like a man not hitting a woman under any circumstance, but like the Like, okay. Yeah, I agree I acknowledge this is a point of contention, right? But uh, if they're also going to say we want absolute quality across the board Then i'm sorry that the negativity also comes with that, you know, you hit another person You should expect The the possible risk of being hit back. You can't just do something like that and then assume you're not gonna get it back Women want freedom without responsibility Right, you should respond with appropriate levels of violence I mean even if Rags will stab you with bullets multiple times Like even if a guy is stronger uh than a chick, you know, like that that that ray rice situation A chick will like just keep on hitting you over and over and over and over again Until like there's some kind of fucking defense put up like it's still psychologically draining for someone to keep fucking hitting you And you can't do anything about it So like, you know And yeah, I uh, I suppose if you wanted to jump out, oh no mosquitoes back, uh, that's a heavy How big are they in welsh then jesus christ? That was a that was a trungus mosquito. He has to bail skaters over here Uh, but yeah, um Jay Longboat, if you want to you want to talk about what you do on channel before you before you hop out I will leave a link in the chat and in the Fixed description of this video on the Go right ahead. Uh, yeah I make videos on you know media reviews reactions Um that woman the season two is coming out in january 17th, and I'll be doing more reactions for that bullshit So look out for that and um Yeah, that's about it Check it out. Yeah, it's also, I mean, they know you pretty well at this point, but uh, there's always new stuff Go watch it. Oh, you're big it That's what you say, right? Correct. There you go Bye Later Um Alrighty So yeah, how can she slap has been taught that's that's wonderful Last attempt of baka meat. I uh, you did was poor Ah is pronounced like jays ah Someone in someone in chat telling me about my incorrect pronunciation of japanese is Probably one of the most Up for it. It's just i'm so apathetic. I don't even know how I did to describe it Well, it is a weird duality like when an american mispronounces something japanese someone pops it was Actually, it's like and you know, but if a japanese person says anything in english and it's bad, we call it english It's the cutest thing. I'm glad they're trying to learn english Like I think it's very endearing But the other way around What an uncultured piece of shit. Wow You don't know that one song from a video game that I didn't know existed either until I heard it that one time That makes you a lesser human You don't deserve rights You just have to be hanged I'm gonna build a twitter mob against you for baka meat. I Uh I is pronounced like the month All the aunt may try again. I this is not how to get people to pronounce jack He's not getting paid to give a shit everyone's like calm down rag. It's like I am calm I'm like I'm like While I talk about this is Do you think this is me this do you think this is a high energy rags right now? Yeah, he like woke up right before it started. I I I literally did. Yes same Yeah, I because we were I'm a person that gives a fuck about anything when they just get up Yeah, I mean granted granted that was like five four hours ago. Yeah And I'm awake now, but I just I am not I'm not giving you high energy for my Like you just watch that wisecrack video. You don't have to explain yourself sir. Just put the good now through a lot of shit been through a whole bunch learned about panocchio and sleeping beauty I forever will see panocchio hanging from a tree after today Rags is reading chat hard tonight. I've done it four times in the lab. That's like once an hour We always reach out the fuck. Yeah, do you want me to not pay attention to chat? I don't I'm not sure what you want I'm very confused as to what your collective desires are for rackleton for me All I know is that what I do me tie later Um, but yeah, they want you to read out the whole thing to sing the whole thing again, I guess How do you how do you feel rags? I don't think it's how what now what you know the the song Yeah, that's the Japanese Yeah, they go Gundam you do it I pronounce Japanese horribly and I played in a Japanese band for years You don't want to get a mean super chat telling you that you didn't pronounce the double inflected umlau From the rising sun different. Oh, I get that shit all the time, dude. I paint Gundam model kits People are up my ass. How can he try it's actually actually You keep saying Barbados Gundam. I'm like, well, I'd rather be in Barbados than making this video You are hearing my innermost thought I want to be in Barbados with a hot Latin girl who knows how to shake her ass Like this no tomorrow and preferably on my face or lap if we want to get raw and real That's why I'm actually at right now. Instead. I'm editing this shit video. No one'll watch So speaking of pronunciation, I guess I'm curious how you how you kind of say it But how do you pronounce the capital of Louisiana? Do you say New Orleans or New Orleans? New Orleans because I pronounce it baton rouge Oh, I see what you did there. I see what you did there. I always with uh, always with this Very clever. I pronounce it baton rouge baton rogue baton rogue Yes, the correct way I can't wait till coronavirus is over and Women will be taken off their tops again Um, how would you objectively critique films like airplane and blazing saddles that deliberately break their own internal logic for the sake of comedy? um I imagine like similarly to sometimes stuff like van Helsing. We were just like You would appeal to the emotional experience with a lot of the stuff that they do Yeah, like we just watched batman and robin It's a fucking incredible movie and jingle all the way. Yeah, like we it's okay to say that it's an objective flaw By the same criteria and also simultaneously say that was fucking hilarious and I loved it Yeah Um Rex if mohler fails the pronunciation scold him Um, I'll scald him With water hot water. Don't put me in hot water. Jesus. Yo, you'll be in hot. You're you're you're gonna paddle at him See what I did there. It was about pronunciation instead of school. They said scott. I'm fucking. I'm on fire I I appreciated it and then I decided to take it to you put me in a bath of hot water because it's a strange visual And hot cover some pretty broad territory when it comes to just being it because I enjoy being in hot water Like it could be a hot spring or a sauna or just a hot shower. That sounds great Boiling hot then we're in trouble. Oh that sounds oof. I don't know. Maybe Ariel could handle it We learned a lot about the little mermaid Oh, yeah, how disney ruined it If she goes down to the bottom of the ocean by those there's hot vents and she just fucking It's just good for her pores or something. Mm-hmm Maybe she takes off her client. What is she's 18, right? I don't know And you know what don't don't worry about it don't worry about it Uh You don't have to sing to make up for it either. Also played doki doki literature club dumbo's Maybe one day once again once again the request I got a lot of require to and doki doki literature club Yeah, I learned yesterday So I I I learned yesterday from chase that Doki doki is supposed to be like a japanese onomatopoeia for the beating of a heart Oh, yeah, not gonna lie. Not gonna lie. That's really shitty. Mm-hmm. They're doing a good job I've not taken a shit doki doki doki. Yeah, like Because it hit, you know, then you get hopefully you don't get Poseidon's kiss afterwards, but yeah, that's to see how the sound of a Who going into the fishy splashes? And then you take your hot shower Poseidon's kiss is basically as close as most americans come to owning a bidet How do mermaids like how do mermaid bathrooms work? They just shit wherever. Yeah, surely they don't. Yeah, they're like wizards and how do we don't have to they could have they they could have designated Shitting areas. Who would like catch your shit though in the sea like another fisher company to problem. Oh, I old days. That's the problem itself The circle all right well that sorts itself out really I like that bull's fish hung around aerial all the time the stupid one So we get it fucking light in here We're gonna lose this challenge now all thanks to that annoying pokey man He's like aeriline quite packaged. What's the next dump do? That's um, that's that's very like a juxtaposition with the backdrop of this video game I'll be honest like some people are just gonna be like that was something that was said. Yeah Do you guys remember this mission? We have to kill 128 marios. Yeah What is this like, uh, is this a world war two game? It's a really specific achievement Awarded the medal of honor for killing 128 marios. That was making me that was making me crack up Campia said that disney destroyed dc with the amount of content they are releasing So it's quantity over quality now. What if 90% of these shows suck, which they probably will So when you say only 90% I guess they mean marvel He's an optimist. Yeah I can appreciate an optimist Even though disney destroyed culture in a post-cultural world now that disney's culture is gone That's that's the other thing like disney has already ruined culture. It's ruined now like No, what is happening? Can we get it back? It's like nope Nope too late I can't I can't metro crawl. Come on. There we go Um Mully we're right about the live-action wally molla stop saying stuff You're gonna keep predicting and tearing down our good movies Well, someone said that's beyond twitter and I got scared, but it turns out it's not real or at least it's not really To the It's like from like the the thought wiki or something like that idea wiki Where people just post their dreams on the internet Thoughts have their own wiki now. That's basically like for affinity journals, but with a little bit better editing, I suppose Yeah, um as soon as they announced that j jayburn's making a live-action wally outfucking Instantly mean upstream Maybe we should stop talking about it because you know what happened to you know what happened to Wilford brimley Or maybe it means that this idea will die So I feel like it needs more emphasis that a wiki people's thoughts and dreams Need like that's so fucking stupid. No, it's it's very it's very um It's very 13 year old fresh to the internet thing they get attached to right, but it's like a like an idea wiki or something like that And it literally is just you post ideas that you hope will one day come true Sort of adorable in its own way If checks it out. This one looks good. Yeah, I I don't know if bill gates and Eon muster trolling through the idea wiki and like oh, that's a good one. Here's a million I guess it will j jayburn's watch his e-fap. So we're gonna be careful I know he's a big fan A toaster that lets you keep the bread. Huh interesting I don't know it seems a little redundant, but that's just my opinion No, it isn't you you put bread in the toaster and you wait and then toast pops out but Where'd the bread go? Oh Yeah, all right. I'm falling falling. I was lost a little bit So I want a toaster where I could put my bread in and after I get the toast I can still have the bread as well Dark science only this if no Wait, so is it is is it duplicating the bread and heating the duplicate? I'm asked. I don't know how it would work. I don't know. I'm just I'm just here for the idea Yeah, like no, I'm not like a bit ball in there the same thing I got more Like magnets, how do they work like we just appreciate what this stuff is, you know, it's a miracle It was They work How are you get back in the day doing clown rap? Oh, yeah, that was peak culture before disney destroyed Uh demon souls is the true game of the year also shameless self-advert check out my last of us two video I finished it moments before at one game of the year great timing. That's from uh, loveless Yeah And was I sorry, I'll send it to Neil Druckmann. Yeah, you'll love it Have you guys checked out tunnel's video what would princess Zelda order the restaurant? That's the one we've got saved We will probably check it out Probably a rescue Yeah, you have to cook her wait a minute. She got rescued at anyone near as much as peach does Is it like is she rescued every game or is that I haven't played all those elder games. So I don't know if Is that always the goal? I don't know Slash saves elder The last time I heard from tonal, but I tried to search his channel too, but I couldn't find it What's his alias on you? Oh down with thrust Okay, non-sexual Make sure you type that into google non-sexual in brackets Okay, let me have the canis to juice. Oh, that was a really good move by me. Uh To the tune of winter wonderland What's the tune for winter wonderland Sleigh bells ring Well, we got new lyrics. I don't know if anyone wants to wants to Redo it with this. This is from a super channel as well. It's very creative I'm gonna pass on that. Let me let me take a look here. I was looking away. So, um Lacy thing Lacy thing my wife's missing. I didn't ask for her permission. I'm wearing her clothes Walk around in women's underwear. Also high rack Ah Walk around in women's underwear It's in the air worm. We'll give them that People when one of brothers announced 2021 slate will be on streaming in theaters No, you monsters you killed theaters disney announcing most of the stuff is only streaming. Oh my gosh. So amazing. I can't wait Yeah, there's a double standard there for sure Well, what if we are selfish? What if we get, uh tv show theaters? What about that? You put all the tv shows in theaters that'll that's next generation. You have to watch them all in one sitting You come in for episode episode I'll be so weird, but at the same time, maybe it would be weird. Who knows That would be weird. I don't know. You come once a week for an hour Yeah, it would be nice. You're going there to watch shows. I feel like you're Imagine they did like a round table option too. Like there's an hour where anyone is welcome to to go onto a table Just talk with others about the episode they just saw to try and generate a sense of community I don't remember water cooler shows remember water coolers. Nope. Yeah, remember water world I do remember that Falcons got like the best I'm dead sound ever. No wait, that's fox. Sorry. Oh, I died too grip Uh Tons of people dress up as star wars characters for halloween, but who does doth veda dress up for is how in halloween Damn He wheezes in a chamber. He walks around the women's underwear. Obviously Just puts it on top of his suit. It's like oh, yeah over the armor Tapes two cinnamon rolls to his helmet look i'm princess leia. Oh, no I'm a planet. I was looking there. She did that I swear Doing that exaggerated walk where the hips goes side to side. Look at me. I'm princess leia. Look at me. I kiss my brother Wait, if they if they didn't burn vader's body, then he might have survived like oh Halpatine got vaporized twice Dude i'm almost certain they like they have considered cloning vader and bringing him back Just like why not we can do it and someone at lucasfilm is like maybe that's too far Maybe Yeah, where the line is that's uh that guy john whatever his fucking name is, you know, I just i'm i'm hoping he stays there It's like no, let's not let's not do that. Let's come up with something else uh Ailsack snider and the snider cut Oh, yeah, we'll see we'll see We need like another half year i think i'm just coming out so Oh, okay. Yeah, we'll see Uh tons of people Oh, we're at that one. Speaking of disney Disney thoughts on the announcements also thought that the latest episode of mando was the best though That's not saying much. Hi rags Hi Well, you'll um We're gonna see it. So I haven't seen it. I don't know anything about it Probably shit, but we'll know for sure once we watch it. Yeah And uh as for uh thoughts on the disney announcements, we actually did that in the open Too much content, I know right Not possible Perfect sickle i found molla through rags rags through its agundam also high rags huge fan of its agundam. Oh cool Yeah, oh We're a trio of people. It's a perfect stream for you Trilogy is everybody loves them. They do Keep up the awesome work gundam. Here's some money to donate to pokeman. Oh I think that's really gonna put me back in a good race Are you simping for pokeman? She promised me a netflix tv shop She said she knows a guy she probably knows lots of guys. Yeah. Yeah, it's a I'm gonna take her word for it. America needs my childhood tales pokeman wouldn't lie to me I'm I'm her fan. Exactly. It's like we know each other We're close Feel like we have this special connection a deep connection Lord long man. I don't understand her It's hard to understand the womenly wiles Lord long man of mubflington abbey, would you consider doing a youtube audiobook? You velvety voiced massive I think they've sent this one before Maybe maybe it's from the ones because um, we've done a catch up on two other streams now rags myself I'll probably let you know which ones at the end of the stream and what's going on You fappy people but that one does sound familiar as for whether or not I do an audiobook. I think I uh, I was like, yeah Uh, possible but like not huge uh Like no desperate desires. I'm busy with other work, but um, you know, it'd be fun That's on the book. I guess right. Oh, yeah What would you do an audiobook of like something you've written for somebody somebody else? Um, I mean, I that's the thing it would obviously be something that I like or Wouldn't mind doing like a friend's book Like maybe a drinker. I don't know it'd be fun if they were okay with it Right, I can't imagine they wouldn't be Or Fucking maybe some short stories that I find and think of me. I don't know. You know could be anything I see Hey, you could read your hand fiction. Yeah Uh p.s. Hello wagsies scritches for the good boy Hello, and I appreciate that. I feel like today. I need them more than ever. That was a rough one Uh, last time you guys went over nostalgia critics bad video But sorry last time you guys went over nostalgia critics bad video But if it was not for him, I would be a fan of your work mohler Really? Wait, I don't think that I'm not sure what they go for that message because the way they've written it makes it sound like If it went for nostalgia critic, they'd like me Yeah, it's like nostalgia critic is that one bastion of sense in this world that's keeping them from falling to the objective art analysis I think they meant the reverse because he said strange, huh also high rags Oh I would like you but man those nostalgia critic skits You're so funny The way that they go on for so long if they were shorter, they would be I wouldn't be the same if they were You know it's appropriately length so true long skit Basically the nostalgia critic literally gave the mcu the idea for the adventures Oh, no, what would you mean with his his yearly amazing videos the multi-collab balls of every big tube at the time Oh, that was so it was so epic The way that they would Pretend to shoot special effects at each other You know the filming was so terrible Did nothing personal nothing, but it's like I can It's like I find myself filming painting and I could seem to understand how to do something Cinematically those movies literally look like they were shot on phs They might have They were so bad. They killed spoonie sanity I can't believe you said that rags Wow rags So edgy no spoonie. No spoonie's gonna kill himself. Oh, there you go. I choose it. I didn't do it um No, I'm I say this out of a deep concern because suicide is a serious issue that we need to address as a society And on this platform, um, they tried to address it in the fairy tale of panocchio where he hanged himself But disney fucked it up. We went over this live matter exactly Uh, I think spoonie may need help because uh, I was looking on his twitter once And this is like a christmas or two ago and apparently he got into a fight with a christmas tree in a department store Oh, no Now I hate christmas But do you know the level like spoonie had to be on to right hook a tree randomly? I think like his girlfriend left him and by proxy he hated christmas or something this is real old So i'm not fully sure what the fuck was going on I mean you You I guess you've already met her friendly christmas trees like I've met a lot of assholes So You know, I can understand it I can't say I've ever had a problem with christmas tree. It was doing its thing. I was doing mine It's a part of the lore of why I choose halloween over christmas. I have a lot of bad spirits It's not it's not the tree's fault your uncle pooped under it. You know, yeah, I know blame the victim here The tree was still gorgeous beautiful lights. It held its dignity silent It's really sweet I don't want to draw attention away from the chats But I feel like we should address before the video ends do each of us think that disney is ruining culture I think this is ruining entertainment. Um homogenizing it and yeah, definitely Like this if you just I would agree with the sentiment that things are getting more and more, uh Everything's muddied and murky and spreading all over the place It's just hard to even pick out things that are even happening that are new and interesting and innovative creatively That's pretty broad, but you probably understand vaguely what i'm trying to say disney Yeah, what he's saying is culture has been trashed along before disney existed I think culture was always bad Bad writing is ruining culture and disney is a just a big purveyor of bad writing these days So, you know, if they if they owned almost everything like they do now or maybe they own a few more things But they make really good shit. I don't really care You know, right So, uh, they're gonna I mean, I guess it's not just them ruining culture But if they keep making really bad movies then, you know, they're not helping that's for sure Yeah, I feel like they're they've lost it Like they're they did a good thing like that disney founded the company and they were producing these quality films that I still remember and enjoy and there's a lot of value to those The movies the animated films throughout like the past few decades More than that, but now recently they're trying to do too much They've gotten too big. They own too many properties. They own too many things They're trying to do too many things at once And they're kind of half-assed half-assing everything Because they they're spreading themselves so thin I still think I I think they're on the downward slope It's really indicative of their fuck ups that they couldn't get star wars, right? Like they couldn't even You know, just do a simple obvious sort of set of stories instead like put into question whether or not star wars is viable for making money It's like, how did you do that? Because they're too busy trying to pander to interest groups and follow all this social I hate to use term social justice so much, but you know That weird audience of people where nothing's ever good enough Right gotta keep on you can't make art Compromising yourself. Yeah That's what they don't seem to understand for some weird-ass reason art and comedy should challenge people's viewpoint It shouldn't be something that like you can ease into it shouldn't shake you up a little bit and change your perspective ever So slightly even for a moment. Maybe the course of humanity isn't charting stars nebula But understanding the reaches of the human mind To be fair, I do think they think they're shaking up culture and challenging people like I think disney thinks TLJ is challenging people You see and I always had to evolve Yeah Yeah, all right To be in I'm not reading all this you fucking kidding There you go rags read that in your best french voice Oh, je espérais Que vu aller tout bien et normal et je n'ai dit je m'ai rien de résiste Mais je peux commencer si tu les veux Winky winky Beautiful Is make me think the correct term is trade yen, right? Oh did it I killed all of the yoshis and they have been vanquished Yes, Gundam you finally made it a bunch of Not moller, I never say anything racist, but I can't start if you want winky face A winky winky wants to say winky winky racist face. What? Winky winky racist face Uh, dude we're doing Godzilla viss king kang Oh a few a few days ago. I watched the 1999 version of Godzilla. It's such a piece of shit Dude don't I was fell off the map twice I fucking laugh my ass off at all the friends Because like Jean Renault that guy's in it like oh, yeah, like he he makes all these like Like there's all these like lines of dialogue that reference the fact that he has this french accent and then the background in one of the shots like there's a guy who pops out of a bathroom with Like a barrel of french roast coffee of it's like It's just so like aggressively like making fun of the french I I got a huge kick out of it as a very total piece of shit I don't know. I'm sure you have fun of the french. Maybe it's actually really great Ha ha ha ha Oh, uh, he he wanted a croissant and then nobody brought it to him and it was he was just like oh, and I was like Why no croissant? Yeah, don't they like they chew bubblegum to try to see more american Yeah, yeah, totally. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and that actually works. It's like, okay. Go ahead No need to show no need to show your id you're chewing gum. So you're clearly american. Uh, that's great. It's well known Um, I demand a paraplegic plays mando I mean give it time maybe, you know, what if we make Gundam paraplegic and I need to play mando Yeah, I need my stuff Stuff I'm an ableist. I enjoy being able to do things That's what ableism is I guess I guess we were all ableists this whole time. I think about it Doing anything is ableist because you're mocking people who can't do those things. So Privilege goggles don't do anything. It's about time. I had a privilege Give me a privilege now I'll take one privilege, please And then like will allow you to walk out of hero use and your own limbs and he goes, thank you I'm just imagining mando now in a wheelchair like rolling around the corner with the bombs that he's gonna throw and that's it in the hallway Ever shooting out of he's just wheeling himself. The stormtroopers wouldn't shoot. They'd be like, oh, can we can we shoot this guy? Like I don't know I don't think it worked because he'd have robot legs like maw. Yeah Yeah You couldn't afford him. You got a best car wheelchair instead And he's got like that expensive ass armor. He's wearing Um Met dug walker once nice guy shame about his vids I'm I'm certain he is incredibly friendly in person like he would he would work hard to become across as Very friendly. That would be his whole goal. He's got to be rich, right? I don't know is He paid doesn't he is the employing all of those actors in the skits and stuff And they all make content separately for the channel. So Isn't that over now though? Well, oh wait, you're still going? Yeah, they still got like a whole team And the whole thing is like maul will dress vaguely to look like the character in the movie and then make a reference And that is a skit now Oh, the the team is channel awesome, right? So they all work together to create content under one channel So it was like team 10 before jake paul got you. Yeah Hey They pioneered it, yeah Um Operation cinder is really dumb look it up Also watch fat man 2020 the mel Gibson santa movie. It's really good surprisingly look into it I'm looking forward to that. I heard about that I mean mel Gibson santa sounds amusing. Yeah Yeah Oh god channel awesome is doing just about as bad as I am i'm hanging up with a million subscribers I mean, yeah, you can't pay anybody with this money I don't know they do it for the they do it for the love of the craft I am curious if Channel awesome will eventually die out or if it's it's supported by new young people Constantly pooling in I don't know Remember how cracked youtube video on youtube channel just kind of died for a while. They like they're trying to you know Resurrect it now, but there was like two solid years where they just didn't make anything on the channel which channel sorry cracked remember them When you guys are talking about mando, aren't you forgetting the full title? Isn't it the mandalorian john favreau learns to write? What do you mean? He's he's unlearning how to write if anything Yeah, he's Finding ways to not write or also what i'm telling you story. It's interesting Uh, no mr. Enter mr. Enter pickle rick review today don I Have we talked about before? I don't know Mr. Enter is that a j thing because pickle rick. I don't know. Um, but no we did Something a little different instead The only good thing from the game awards was savor off in smash and I don't even have a switch And you guys care about that or I'm not gonna lie to you now I thought it was like I was like, huh cool. I guess I'm not one of these people who's just like, oh my god savor off Oh brag remember boba Yeah, I don't know like that bothers me. That's a youtube trend. There's so many these channels that sit and watch trailers And then acai gets the greatest thing to ever happen It is the hardest ever seen in my life And just like These people are happier watching a trailer than I am getting laid like It's fucking ridiculous. It is. Yeah I see that as like they would have felt something genuine They recorded it someone is reacting to it like this is amazing to see that kind of emotion And then it just feeds back into itself. It's like wait, so if I overreact i'll get more reactions to the reaction. All right I wanted to do any of these people feel disgusted with themselves afterwards Oh, a little oh my god scuff rough. I'm so hyped videos over walk. What am I doing? Why are we here? We're only meant to stop her What streamer it was but i'm pretty sure someone like didn't realize they hadn't hit stop streaming or something and They go from like super over-the-top happy-go-lucky shit to like their face just drops And they're just like looking at the screen like with contempt Like one of the more like wholesome things I seen a twitch girl forget to turn off her shit And she had sex with her boyfriend Oh my god, dude pride rock Dude pride rock Yeah That's one of my biggest problems with youtube culture right now is what you said right there Is like people are one way on camera And then the camera goes off and then it's just like okay. I'm a normal person now and i'm super depressed Like yeah They get into controversy and they're like i've been suffering for a long time you guys I'm not saying that you shouldn't like Like have a little more upbeat of an attitude when you're like on camera And you're like performing for an audience But don't don't have this huge chasm between who you are in front of the camera and off camera You know because it just comes off this disingenuous. You know people want to be honest people can see it, you know People can see it sniper wolf is one of the most popular youtubers ever People see what they want to see Yeah, well, this is the thing I think that there are people out there who are looking for more like Can I find someone who's as depressed as I am please? That was a case my channel to be huge Yeah It'd be me on youtube rewind hanging from a tree like Dude you hosting youtube rewind it just opens up with you siging like Well, I didn't want to make this video YouTube rewind 2021 me dressed as Pinocchio jumping from a tree I didn't want to hang this puppet But I am but life found a way Yeah The last season rewind depressed me when I watched it Well, dude, you know that they didn't do youtube rewind this shit's so done with everyone fucking hate in it And then next because they said it was for covet whatever this time next time It'll be like, you know what after the last time we realized that the community celebrates itself They don't need it. We didn't do it rewind because of covet. They understand how the internet works, right? They what was the reasoning? It was like, uh, we don't want to because of covet They like it's such a hard time blah blah blah. I'm glad that's the best thing that came out of corona virus Yeah, thank you co is youtube rewind My god and youtube rewind if there is ever a disconnect from what content creators are Yeah, what youtube wants them to be dude, there's a market for like talking about how inept youtube rewind is yes Yeah, it's that's how terrible it is people like please release it so I can talk about how horrible you people are When the next youtube rewind hits, I'm going to hang myself dressed as pinocchio response Yeah, it's going to be my big move I think the the last one was like a very generic top 10 like why even yeah And they put susie lou in this shit Right to me while susie lou is breaking copyrights on youtube braguantly She even made a book but she probably got hammered because all the youtube commentators like came down on her I skipped it because uh, I was worried I might get dragged into more bullshit I was like man, I talk about one more woman this week. I'm in trouble Is she makes a website dedicated to her breaking? You know copyright laws and you could pay to watch her watch anime, which I thought was the most retarded she ever Like oh, yes, I know what you're talking about. Yes. Yeah, right in youtube like she's fit for rewind Yeah, uh ridiculous. I know I just really love this community Yeah, I'm proud of this community I think before the the top 10 one the year before that that was the one of like will smith and then it started off with like the school bus full of the youtubers And streamers fucking ninja Yeah, oh my god that rewind like kill parts of my soul Yeah, Casey Neistat who makes me wish I was a mermaid It makes me wish I was a mermaid and when I swam I got stabbed in the asshole Yeah, oh no Yeah Casey Neistat wearing an ill-fitting suit dancing with koreans. What the fuck was this? How was that youtube? Oh my god YouTube rewind everything you don't understand that happens on youtube apparently everything you don't care about It's it was crazy because like I remember that I think it was like the first rewind where I was like I kind of recognize some of these people but it got it's got to a point where I like I can Comfortably say I will recognize zero. I'm just like no idea who these people are Yeah, that was rewind. I was first exposed to james charles And I was like who's this gay little boy running around? I never heard about james charles until there was that weird controversy with him and that one other person Yeah, I But apparently it's one of those you'd never notice how You're totally disconnected from other circles of youtube like fashion and makeup youtube I never ever go there So there's people with a gajillion bedillion subs and you've never heard their names ever What's amazing about the beauty youtube community? We're probably gonna get banned because i'm saying it these motherfuckers Appler they cooperate like the mafia. Yeah, they have these game of throne level plots to fuck one another over out of millions of dollars james charles fighting with jeffree star tati rest book james charles is cancelled tati and fucking jeffree star and a private jet wearing ridiculous motherfucking clothes looking like captain crunch But the joke's on me How to make a palette that day that made him millions. It's a hot fucking mess. Shane dawson's there for god knows what fucking reason But yeah, Jesus christ. Thank god. He got cancelled. I gave me a little laugh No, I'm not gonna get into it because I just put a mark on my Like it's just amazing to me how terrible some of them are including stealing shit from other people Literally stealing makeup palates and reselling them And totally undercutting some small business and since they're huge youtuber. It's kind of like fucking you can't touch me Well, yeah youtube then says these are the ones to look up to by the way. Yeah, really now These are james charles being accused of some weird sexual allegations again And then you go on his twitter. It's motherfucking take a picture of his ass Ass If you look at it james ass, what is going on here? But god forbid I go on youtube and laugh at zombie unicorn Dude, I feel I feel so out of touch with all like the high performers on youtube Like, you know when you load up the youtube app on your phone and phone and there's like like that, uh What is it like trending tab or like I guess the trending tab. Yeah, you click on it whenever I I click that accidentally and I'm like, uh Like I touched something like Like in a urinal or something. I'm just like, oh I touched it. Oh my god. I gotta wash my hand I've always parking the youtube trending tab like being caught jerking off the floor and your mother walking in on you It's not what you think I don't actually watch this. I swear I always that's how I know that sometimes when I when I go to youtube That that i'm not signed in is because the front page is just covered in fucking worthless garbage Yeah, so that's how I know instantly. Wait a second. Oh, that's right. I'm not signed in. I gotta sign in What the fuck is all this shit? Oh Oh my god, I thought my count got deleted. Yep. Yeah Which is another reasonable fear to have with people like us Like yay, I don't have a job Also with Elden Ring Miyazaki, I'm gonna hollow. Yeah, I guess there was no news about that. Um Or if there's no been no news about that for a while Just just have some patience. It'll be fine. I'm sure it's on the way. I don't really know anything else about it Oh, wow. Could be just fucking through a canister it itself and blew up feel bad Well among us debuted its new ship Level on the game awards. It's like the most popular thing they posted about I mean, that's very exciting to me a new ship on among us. That's Next level I probably should have played that shit just for like the cloud Oh, yeah, that was like a game to play if if people make careers off it, right? It's like damn came out of nowhere I would do a couple of streams with some higher profile youtubers and myself But everybody kept looking for me when I was fucking asleep. Damn Like can't we just you know do this shit when I'm awake or something? Yeah, you gotta be more you gotta be more serious sleeping while sleeping and playing among us are pretty much That's what you gotta come in there with stories and jokes that you pepper in in between the nothing going on Then you have to be like, hey, no talking. You're like, all right, you know talking You're like, oh, so we're playing trouble in terrorist town, but like shitty So people are not ready for those hot takes, but they will be as soon as among us as I shouldn't if that is a hot take I'm disappointed in this species Shouldn't you be already the amount of things that a hot takes already? Yeah, but my disappointment can be eternal and continual You know, that's beautiful and then when eggs dies, he'll have to help humankind for 300 years and then you're gonna I don't want to help them I'm gonna be a poltergeist and I'm gonna hunt really shitty movie directors I would actually be for that. I am full this also. I'm gonna do it Yeah, you want to waste your like 300 years fuck with those assholes. No, I ain't I ain't wasting any waste Time I enjoy spending is not time wasted. Thank you. John Lennon He's dead. He's haunting someone right now. Enjoying it. He's he's doing them Uh, watch last action here. Are you ninjas or covet shum? Oh, no, not a covet shum Uh, that's probably any fat movies one will do eventually We'll get seen it chum covet shum. Yeah, we'll watch covet shum. Uh, it's a really good thing As uh, last action here. I've definitely seen it's been a long time Right. Yeah me too I just I know uh child dances in it. Let's you know there you go You continue the he pops up randomly in a lot of what we cover and that's a good thing, you know, right Uh, check out renegade cuts rick and morty video high rags Hell no, see We've had two of those ass now if I get if I put rags through all of rick and morty Which honestly doesn't take that long because they're really short episodes and short seasons. Um, maybe we'll we'll cover some rick and morty stuff You know, maybe maybe yeah, maybe I hear it's good And well, yeah depends on who you talk to I guess What uh, what qualifies a video for like eat that coverage where you watch and you're just like what the fuck is this guy As soon as they make like between one and three points in a video I'm checking out that I think we can get a lot of discussion out of I'm like, well, there you go That's good enough because I want to try and maintain as much of a surprise as I can Because uh, like the way that video went at the end there that was something else. Uh, yeah But so it doesn't necessarily have to be a bad take on something Well, just like something worthy of discussion. It's kind of a very good overlooked point It's kind of the same way as movies work. So like if it's a franchise like Patrick Willems or Quentin reviews or who else is Well in the opposite direction down with thrust we'll be like, yeah, we'll just check it out Anyway, like there's not a concern over whether or not the video will work because they're just they're so consistent You know and you can interpret what I mean by that and then You have videos that are like from complete randoms I'm like, oh, we'll probably want to make sure for example that the audio and visuals are actually like not Horrifyingly bad a lot of people have trouble with sound balancing and it's annoying I know what the fuck That irritates the shit out of me when uh volume is too loud Especially when it's too loud if it's too quiet. I'll take too loud over or too quiet over too loud Yeah, I mean I got a volume booster But when you have random spikes of loudness, you actually want to hit the person who made the video Yes Music starts I download this walking crude soundtrack from free chill hop tunes netcom channel on youtube and you can hear it And I know it's a pain in the ass like I edit I have audio balance like whenever you have like a bunch of like music and sound effects stacking in one particular instance It's like even if you balance everything to like a normalization level of like negative six or something In combination, it can send the the master track over zero decibels But even when it does that I'm just like, okay I got to fix that And then I'll like bring everything down by one decibel one thing at a time where it's and try and figure out like What do I bring down? Like what's the least important sound effect that I can bring it down by one decibel? So it'll have the maximum effect while falling under zero decibels Like there's a lot of work that goes to the least important sound effect is probably going to be a bell right I find that if you're doing that much You're probably already in the clear because we're talking about people who shove random clips in just hope I think honestly one of the biggest things that fucks people over is they look at the timeline like the audio waveform And they just try and match them. They don't realize that that's not enough because it's uh You know the programs might not be able to Best represent exactly how loud or quiet that'll be the biggest one I know is just with and death's bullshit is found as well as the whenever people use ding sounds and videos They're always usually always usually that's good usually too loud, right? uh Because it's just sort of Eyeballed and it's a ding so it's quick. So you don't even realize when editing how fucking terrible that just sounded You're just like, I know whatever and then sometimes we're just like ding. You're like, oh, why? Yeah Which is the worst when they have fucking counters? Like DINDI dclassid and you're just like, okay. I'm just going to take you to back up. Yes So like you could tell when some people when some people just haven't Listen to their video when they're done with it like they render it and they're just like, yeah Fine and they just upload it. I got close enough. That's good enough Yeah That's uh, that leads that that meets a minimum standard requirement, right dude fucking drew a blast toys hell yeah fuck them up fuck up these children on blast toys also give me just a few minutes I need to make a phone call real quick and I will be back no probably more what I'm gonna run off I gotta get some shit done that is fair enough sir since you are brand new to the world of EFAP why don't you tell these people what you do on your channel why the same shit I did here essentially you pretty much got a preview I look at shit I make a joke and then I get in trouble for it yeah that's having a whole bunch that's actually most so I had more and more about you was the fucking Pokemon shit yeah that pretty much I always say Pokemon saved me from YouTube shadow band at the time yeah and I'm back in it again so it's a circle of life you're a you qualify as a vtuber right I don't know it certainly doesn't feel like it because that's I know I was on the v2 train right before it blew off yeah you gotta get an anime girl like this that's the way you do it okay yeah people keep requesting me to bring back the animated girl I was usually called it's a waifu but I just can't bring myself to do it I have stand is goddamn and I keep some of my dignity but yeah links are in chat and description thank you so much for coming on it's been fun and I don't know hopefully next time we'll trash Star Wars instead of raccoon something whatever champs call oh right wait wisecrack something well I can see how the mistake was made and yeah just you know the standard good sir good to see you guys outro is apologies for the video you saw I wish there was something we could have done about that but it has no sense in apologizing it's time to not get him back good night everybody see you around sir good tonight and then they were full what media have you consumed that was better in movie TV form as opposed to book form fight club I've not been able to consume enough adaptations to be able comment on that but the shining the shining is probably the best example there will ever be something that's way better in movie form than it is a book well like I really liked Game of Thrones in book form I preferred the TV show up to when before it went to real shit like yeah and part of that is to do with my preference for I really like seeing actors I guess be vessels for characters versus books where I'm it's more so an imagination which is totally like I could see the reverse argument being made which is totally fine mm-hmm but like I love seeing Charles dance represent Tywin I love seeing Sean Bean represent at odd like it's it's so as long as if the writing is like as good in both then I probably my medium preference would probably be a the TV show but yeah yeah all them offer different things right fight club is actually one of the sorry to interrupt but fight club is actually one of the rare examples where the author of the book has actually said that he prefers the movie to his own book that like I can't think of any other example of that yeah I mean I don't know if the entire thing but Chuck Paul and a coup wrote five club has said that he likes the movies ending more than his own book so that's something that's kind of impressive honestly so I never read the novelization of fight club but I've read the prequel to it I can't remember the name of it it was by the same author of fight club is it a short story or like an actual no no it's a book it's a novel yeah but yes the prequel to fight club and then like the fight club script was written by a guy named Jim I think and it was interesting hearing about his like behind the scenes like him describing the process of writing the thing because apparently like he wrote he read the book I guess and then he doesn't outline his stuff apparently he just like he gets right into writing the screenplay and he's just like whatever sounds good that's what goes into the script and it's just like that's an interesting way to like write a screenplay you know what he did it and it works so you know that's one of the moments when I realized like every writer has their process and no process is necessarily bad or good it's whatever works for you you know the question was what media of you consumed that was better in movie TV form as opposed to book form the DaVinci code no no no no I gotta mix the angels and demons I get him confused because DaVinci code was a better book than a movie angels and demons I like the movie better than I haven't read the books but those movies are hilarious yeah so it probably means a lot that but I like I like the book it was a ride let's see the black cauldron is loosely based off of one of the predained chronicle things but I don't know some might come to mind but for the most part yeah generally the old adage holds true that the book is better than the movie yeah I think I think yeah exceptions to that are just that exceptions agree I someone mentioned Jurassic Park however I really like the book Michael Crichton's Jurassic Park I really liked yeah there are things about both that I prefer yeah it's really weird though it really is kind of like comparing apples and oranges yeah maybe I'm thinking it maybe there's some older books that I didn't care for I'm almost certain that if I saw a grapes of wrath movie I'd like it more than the book I know if I'd seen there are movie versions of a lot of books I've read and book versions of a lot of movies I've watched that I just haven't seen their counterparts Jurassic Park book is miles better I don't know man I don't I don't know if it's miles better like they're both good I never saw the animal farm the movie butchered it we're here's the thing it's not like they're clearly different sword in the stone no so I'm in sort of stone so sort of stone is the first book of the Winston Future King which is what TH Wright white wrote is like what's the future king so it is sort of stone it'll make night and stuff like that but I really like the books a lot but I also love the sword in the stone well you know I might I might say that sort of stone the Disney movies better than the book though they are very different Andrews team of electric sheep still think the books better so I was out about 1984 I haven't actually seen the movie Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds original version so I read the book War of the Worlds it's pretty it's pretty dry but it's not bad um Starship Troopers a movie had better music than the book I turned it up already jeez and also I haven't read Starship Troopers let's see some of the grapes are at movie I'm sure it would haven't read the book yet to bear them yeah I didn't I didn't like the book at all I think it's Steinbeck but I just didn't didn't enjoy it at all Lord of the Rings books are better I would say so but it's almost like the movies are so damn good they're just two different experiences I legitimately would if someone said the movies are better I would understand I really would understand it's such different experiences to someone brought up Dune I've read the book but I have not seen the old movie I would be curious to though especially with the new one David movie yeah that movie is a mess yeah I have I've only I have I know nothing about it but I would like to see it I'm trying to think of other ones and a lot of it is just me kind of reading chat and seeing if some of them match up Christopher Tolkien infamously hated Lord of the Rape well he's got shit tasting movies I'm legend movie was better than the book I can't I don't think I read I am legend I think it's when I didn't I don't think that's why I robot I like them I like the book better than the movie however they're very different very very very very different and also one's a short story in one's a movie of mice and men haven't seen a movie of mice and men though I read the book I've seen the movie on Malgovich Bragg's Dune book worth the read yes I do think it's worth the read the Lord of the Rings movies are not better Jackson missed the point of the story real hard I'm gonna put out on that one to put down on X to doubt press an X on that Harry Potter movies are a tad better than the books no no that's what someone in chat said just to be clear oh I don't think the Harry Potter movies are kind of shit that's not gonna lie the only thing stopping me from saying that is rewatching them because I don't have great memories of them being incredible stories or anything I'm just like Harry Potter the books are the books are all right the second one was my favorite while I was reading through them I I think they really tapered often quality though once they hit like four five ish probably five I think is when I really I really started to not care that much really didn't get into them anymore but I did finish but I would say the books are better people saying I wouldn't say the quality degrades completely from like number five and onward I was like I think is a great book and movie I think five is a really shaky book and movie and then there's a there's a bit of a spike in quality with the six and seven books and movies so like yeah I would say the goblet of fire is it is it I really enjoyed that book and I think it's a as well yeah well the Pinocchio book is better because it gets hot yeah we all know the Pinocchio book was superior okay I'm gonna keep bringing it up God movie yeah I agree the Shrek movie was definitely better there's a Shrek book yeah oh someone actually this isn't quite a movie but I would say that the halo book and the so the halo there was a halo that there was I think that the first trilogy of halo books novels which were written by I think two different people in fact I will double check because it is always going to be a constant recommendation but there were three books fall of reach the flood which is halo and first strike and they were written by Eric Nyland I think so yeah so William C. Dietz D. I wrote the flood I think flood yes and I think that book is really good that those trilogy that the trilogy of books does a phenomenal job building a really excellent sci-fi world and I would I mean like it is really stellar I love Halo the game a lot but damn pretty they're pretty damn close honestly someone said someone said the mind-camp fly of adaptation live action the book yeah there's definitely an it's like you were saying it's apples and oranges the mediums like yeah it's there's an a series are so different yes I mean the there's like ingesting like like pages and pages of prose over one detail in a novel as opposed to just like absorbent one shot filled obviously an asymmetrical experience but like a picture is worth a thousand words right so like it's it's yeah it's just you've got to judge things as a movie and judge things as a book right because that the experiences are fundamentally I think so different I think one example I just thought of is a I think the Shawshank Redemption movie might actually be better than the short story it's based off of I'm gonna you know I'm just gonna say it that it's true the movies better I would say that I would say that a movie has a better chance to be a short story yeah sometimes short stories can have really good concepts yes but their execution is and so a movie can be like I'm taking that concept and I'm just gonna you know make a movie out of it that just happens to be better it's interesting because a short story is usually not enough to stretch into a feature film but a novel is usually too much so like novellas tend to make adaptations what as long as you have like a short story isn't long enough to stretch into a film like as long as you have characters and a concept I think it's you can have plenty of stuff to to work with especially if you want to go for tone and setting in a little bit of building for it I was definitely possible but I've you know I've read a decent amount of short stories and they tend to be kind of light on actual things happening you know yeah do people still not get that Verhoeven Starship Troopers is a parody of Heinlein's novel so like the issue was that Verhoeven didn't read the book and a lot of people think that the movie is it's it's given a parody style presentation but it unironically shows a really excellent like political and military system and is full of excellent lessons to be learned people misremember like oh yeah this falls into the military it's like the dot it's not a dictatorship it's a democracy people are held accountable for their military mistakes you servant you know service guarantee citizenship military service is not mandatory like there's a lot of really excellent you know political stuff in there that would unironically be good to have and there's a lot of good lessons and things but people oh he had boots in a trench coats it's about Nazis y'all y'all didn't want very shallow interpretation yeah yeah I fucking love that movie I think it should have an Oscar it's pretty awesome I think it's so good it should have one it's really good yeah I could see how it would but that's the kind of film that they're not gonna give that an Oscar it's like if science fiction movie winning an Oscar yes yeah sci-fi aliens automatically off the board yeah any award recognition yeah this ended with high rags high Gundam by the way oh hi I guess he headed off while I was um take my call or give him a call oh yeah yeah he's out there he has my I I officially will sanction his return you night and it's my tent it's gets my my stamp of approval I'll put my paw pad on ink and I'll build slap that shit down on a submitted form in triple bit excellent oh Stephen King I don't think I've read any of his books that I've also seen the movies of I really love his book the stand I really enjoyed that a lot but I heard the movie was not good he said the mean was that most of the adaptations for his stuff is terrible right like except for the shining and I haven't read the shiny are actually seen the movie I saw the mist but I haven't read the story but you haven't seen the shiny no I haven't it's just one of those you should it's good one yeah here it's good I do here it's good I've just never been into horror stuff but yeah I need to watch it I do that needs to be on our list of things to take a look at that's one of my favorite we were very busy watching all six resident evil films so yeah but I don't regret it for a damn second incredible content full W.S. Anderson and Miller Jovich should be proud of themselves they made just something so unique beautiful even um they say tithon is in the outer rim in episode five but it's a core world but the fuck they keep messing up the law see I didn't even know that but it doesn't surprise me that the more you look into like with what planets are where I doubt they would get it right you think that you could fix this by using the the wiki the wiki pedia that a bunch of neck beard artists have been anally attempting despite all odds and logic to make sense these last years anally attempting to fix your fucking content like please let us poor guys they just wanted to make sense someone asked what's your take on u.s film remakes on world cinema like internal affairs that aparted old boy I'm I'm pro them if the if the new one's good then it's a good movie and if it's bad then it draws attention to the good foreign one so interesting I'm honestly fine with it and plus they can be potentially both good but very different because of just cultural differences I love watching a lot of I went through a big phase of watching like Japanese Korean they kind of like Asian movies about you know wars and fighting and samurai and stuff like that and just the way they make movies is really different and it was really interesting I mean my favorite movie is a Korean movie with no English so it's good it's different it's great to see just sort of different styles of how things are presented sometimes yeah all my favorite horror movies are either Japanese Korean or Thailand I paused for unrelated reasons but they just they just have a way of doing it but I don't know if it's cultural or like I guess it must be but they're just good at it let's see someone have you do you like anything that is generally considered bad Patriot yeah I'm sure um yeah the Patriot is considered bad even though it's probably a solid seven out of ten honestly like actually pretty good and Mel Gibson whether you like or not is he's an underappreciated actor yeah he really conveys them emotions uh despite being someone that is I guess really hateable for a lot of people and it's like yeah that's totally understand um let me see uh good stuff that I like that is considered bad um I would say one of them I would say that I generally like Wolfenstein Youngblood and I think it gets an unfair wrap ukulele for me and something I think is like just just I think of it higher than it is regarded is what this is right I would say Daisy is on the list I think it's generally regarded as bad um let's see what else um I'm sure I uh oh Bly Manor oh yeah it's it's so shocking that that's actually probably a legit answer yeah we love Bly Manor it's fucking masterpiece but people like Mandalorian instead because they want to see stormtroopers get shot okay you guys say you like Bly Manor you're not joking right you're serious about that yeah we love it it's insanely good yeah I yeah I don't mean to say like oh you really seriously like that because I haven't seen it yet I'm curious about it I've heard makes things about it I've heard some people from some people that it's really great and if it is like I'm they're correct like yeah like it's it's insanely good cool we stand okay I'm gonna check that out I loved it I was thinking earlier when I was making a joke that they should make a Force Ghost show like a Star Wars Force Ghost show that it should be directed by Mike plan again yes like the hearting of Skywalker Ranch I love the idea that they stop it but at the beginning they're like this is a happy thing by the way they like big force goes okay he's like hmm so a thing I like that most people consider bad oysters fucking love the food the food yeah yeah oysters are great oysters are insanely good I love oysters they're delicious even fried they're pretty darn good a lot of people though a lot of people a lot of people don't like them but I would say most of the people who say they don't like them they never tried them yeah a lot of people don't like seafood and it seems like they just don't like the idea even though their ancestors came from the sea it's like come on guys cannibalism I haven't I haven't anything from the ocean that I didn't like I haven't I've never an animal that I haven't liked so far have you ever eaten a sloth I had an ostrich burger once and I wasn't too impressed I don't know my most exotic animal that I eat is crocodile I've had alligator alligator is good and it actually does sort of taste like chicken it's the tail right I think that's all you um that's all you eat on the alligator is a tail I don't know you might eat other parts but maybe the tail is what the primarily because their tails are fucking big we don't eat a lot of reptiles in general yeah so oh frog legs delicious love frog legs haven't had them in a while need to get my hands on some and I know I can't somewhere frog legs are delicious and you're having some freaky legs all right um someone asked clam chowder clam chowder they're right clam chowder's okay I really I love it depends on how you make it I love shellfish in general um I'm there with you yeah uh pretty good I'm from I'm from Maryland and we're big into crabs and oysters over there those that fresh oyster feels like chilled coom I'm gonna have to take your word on that I've never had never had my coom chilled for me if it's not straight from the tap I don't want anything to do with it so with chicken feet I haven't had chicken feet yet yeah I've never had chicken feet or pig's feet or any feet in general had feet the closest I had is I guess the tail of an alligator oh I have had feet crab legs that's feet right kind of yeah yeah yeah I'll tell you anything from the ocean I love crab lobster the whole shmigagel oysters mussels scallops octopus eel it's all delicious yeah um I don't think any of the people who voted for the game awards watched your last was to play through more love the latest mando ep laugh so hard at crash more fun on the way for mando and uh yeah I mean I didn't have what would be considered a good experience for the last of us to but hey everyone's different and those of the game awards can vote how they wish I will not be taking them seriously regardless like they could have voted in goes to Sushima for everything and I'd be like yeah okay neat yeah sure because that seemed to be that's the dichotomy I guess like it's between those two I think some people were like no no it should be you know this other game this is like no the war is between those two now I haven't played a Sushima by anyone here played that I have not played Sushima no not yet no heard it was good rags do you like shark haven't had shark um I've heard that it's often harvested very inhumanely so I would be hesitant to eat it but maybe I'm just misinformed but uh yeah and also chat I know that frogs are amphibians thank you but they still play around with water you know and that counts now I I remember that turtles are reptiles because of over the hedge I think Paul Giamatti played the turtle on that he was very insistent he is a reptile he is not an amphibian yeah fucking idiots uh Molo when you walk an attack on Titan and Vindland saga no plans right now I'm afraid um from Disney I'm only excited for WandaVision, Spider-Man 3 and Thor sure I think all of these different properties have potential even the Loki TV show I was like what what is going on here like the trailer was quite interesting we'll check them out you'll probably see if I have coverage for all of this shit to be honest with you because we like a lot of the Marvel characters we want to keep an eye on them you know and Taika Waitizi quite the quite the person who can provide a pretty awesome movie so I don't know I would he is not consistent but I would say he definitely has the potential absolutely Pikachu when they froze me in the middle of my move Pikachu was like yes there's like another half here it's like oh fuck this is cheating so it's not inherently bad to have a TV show about a particular character but when you they announced that they're going to do a TV show around one particular character whatever you immediately get the sense like they're going to spread themselves thin they're going to have maybe one good season and then they're going to take it for too long where they do one too many seasons and they kind of lose their steam and you know it's just like they're not going to build it to a satisfying conclusion where you're like compelled right to the very finish oh yeah it's just gonna like most TV shows it just kind of like dies off and I know whimper you're just like okay I guess it's over now yeah the man the myth the legend Gundam merry frigging Christmas indeed hello my n words hello chat and hello rags hi there hello indeed uh halloweenies get bent still love you more even if you're wrong about Christmas and Clone Wars oh don't put them in the same place I was rag supposed to support that sentence clone wars I I I have heard that it's not good from people that I am pretty confident in so I can kill myself as Pikachu that's awkward when people tell me Star Wars things are good I don't believe you we've been uh led down that go to bed JJ someone to chat is asking why we don't like Mandalorian well um we have some videos for you my dude yeah go and hit moola on the bottom there and you'll see in our past we've got coverage of episodes one through four already five will be on wednesday and uh six if i'm done by then we'll be out on the friday we will have watched probably all of them then by a couple days after that and you'll see them come out it's gonna be great also monday will be the I can put on moola the the um the jackbox uh thing we did with tonald finally so that'll be fun I think it'll you know because not everybody saw that live so fun for everybody uh this just says mrs sheave oh there's a mrs sheave I mean there must have been right well very likely was mrs sheave Kathleen Kennedy what could possibly go wrong she has the nerve to say that after the sequel trilogy are these people not self aware well no they're not if what had happened with a sequel trilogy hadn't happened we'd probably be looking at way more shit would be out by now there will probably be two films in a trilogy out by now some shit who knows yeah I would have kept their momentum because they would have kept printing money because this is the thing that a lot of people who um try and pretend like everything's going great say and it's just you know like the whole like uh excuse me rise of skywalk and made this amount of money and you're like yeah think how much money it could have made think of many more things they could have done yeah so like um again for those of you don't know episode one and episode three made pretty much the same amount of money episode seven made twice as much as episode nine mean the end game broke all the records right yeah so keep that in mind that that that kind of decline the prequels made a pretty consistent amount of money but there is a huge decline between the first of the sequels and the third a big difference yeah I mean granted rise of skywalker still made a billion but the force awakens made two that is a huge decline so it's certainly worrying do you think that's the fault of the eighth movie or the marketing of I think a lot of it is the fault of the eighth as well as solo as well as this the general storytelling right um and yeah the main point I'm making is in regards not to whether or not it's good that's not the argument I'm saying they make the argument saying they make is Lucasfilm don't think they've done anything badly or wrong look at them they're still making money and they're still moving on with projects it's like you have no idea how different everything would be if the last year I didn't piss everybody off they certainly won't admit that they've done anything wrong but they know that they have fucked up like what do you think this whole thing is announcing like 12 different shows of every kind of thing under the sun it is um some it's something to consider I this they don't seem like a company who knows exactly what to do next fun fact right Camrus Johnson batwaman's very own Luke Fox is actually a writer and co-director a co-director and award-winning animated short uh may go van and oh wait sorry this is disconnected may go van and rags oh may go van and and uh yeah I had no idea that that was the case and I hope he gets more things to do in the season because he is possibly the best actor on the cast I would say he's the best actor yeah though that is that's not a high bar but I don't want to hold that against him like when he's actually given scenes to yeah even all of his stupid dumb lines that his character has to give like he like acts yeah he gives the shit like obviously Jacob is clearly the best character but that's not that's not even because of the writers if you know what I mean like they didn't intend for that to happen yeah I get yeah that the show wants us to not think that he's the best character definitely Indiana Jones and ah my hip I mean yeah he might be looking for like a hip replacement and send deep in a temple yeah don't knock it till you've seen it could be really good yeah you never know a fountain of youth story would be pretty funny in Indiana Jones be so told if I find this relic I can I can I can be a young man again please god please god uh sucks the loss of us to one hope this makes you happy like I said man it's it's not it's the awards that it's whatever it's it's the value of what they represent is is on you know on all of us and how much we talk about how much it means yeah whatever what um like what what what what what are the Oscars what got best picture last time it was parasite right uh yeah yeah yeah and it was and it was one of the few times where I was like oh sweet I actually like that movie you know yeah I liked it it was great yeah it was it was mostly good I'm all right but I I feel like uh there were definitely better options but at this point I can't complain yeah I was gonna say like we our response to that was essentially like oh good something that doesn't like suck it doesn't suck uh something that's actually a well-made movie like so measure mm-hmm a lot of my favorite movies from 2019 were nominated at all I mean parasite was one of them so I was glad that won some things but like there was literally nothing for uncut gems and that movie's amazing I still haven't seen that movie yeah it was great I meant to see that I will get to it oh you gotta see it you're gonna like it um one of the few movies where Adam Sandler isn't rough properly wait I missed both of what you both said so sorry my bad so you're saying that uncut gems isn't rough I get it I get it too all right thank you that's all I need uncut gems uh no sequel stuff no rose story no hold-o series oh my god could you imagine a hold-o TV show oh oh my god like and they have like a young girl to play her and only heroic acts in her young times you know that's that would be the movie they make out of spite to the yes it'd be like you don't like it huh hmm all right well enjoy um and as for a sequel series yeah everyone was quick to point out it's like where's Ryan Johnson's trilogy what's going on I thought that was a surefire thing yeah it's weird like you know there's still a chance it's just it's just coming out later he's busy with other projects yeah he's he's working hard on knives out too or whatever oh god is that gonna is that a thing everyone loves knives out it's really annoying I hate that movie that movie sucks it's uh it's one of those ones in in the camp of um what's um what is the movie like Captain Marvel kind of did this too where it convinces people but it's a mediocre it's like it's not even that stop it's really bad nothing makes fucking sense in that movie oh captain marvel is fucking abysmal yeah the greatest thing it did was convincing people that it was okay it's like stop saying that it's like oh come on guys it was a mediocre flick yeah I mean just no the fact alone that you five out of ten like need med mediocre captain marvel is like three out of ten did you have a fact alone that you have a flawless main character I'm just like I can't get on board with that well like it's just I don't know which movie you're talking about yeah captain marvel sorry it's funny because now I can't have that too yeah now it's a different kind like she makes mistakes but they reframe just being results of her being so amazing you're like okay yeah also that uh origin story for captain marvel is so fucking stupid and just meaningless hilarious there's nothing there's nothing to it to like walk away with like it's just like oh there's an experimental spaceship engine that exploded and now she has powers like okay great like that's it it's worse than that she's like uh getting shot down with her newly discovered alien teacher who's like these aliens are trying to take the thing and then she crashes and jude law's like hey i'm jude law uh what's going on and she's like don't come near me he's like it's chill like don't worry and she goes no fuck you it blows up the edge it's like what yeah what decisions were made here like I don't understand right and through negligence I think he did attack him in the ship right no yeah but of course but you have no idea what the situation is if you know what I mean you just trust that the mentor is like you know what like I'm the good one they're the bad one you're like I don't even you've been lying to me this whole time I don't even know what you are and it's just like trust me they're the bad guys like okay I'll blow up the engine I guess and kill myself like wow you really get yeah and why this is even the guffin for the film anyway is odd because this is a civilization that moves way faster than the speed of light but they want to they really want to get their hands on this light speed engine you're like why why are you trying to get this technology that's slower than what everyone has right it's like it's like antithematic too uh in terms of like you don't have to have it tie in like your origin your powers you can fall on a vat of toxic waves whatever but a lot of things will try and make the origin of the power relevant in some way to how the character operates this is literally like she shot in got drenched in goo like what it is the toxic waste origin but at the same time there's nothing to do with anything it's just completely random and then of course they um what do they do they they she has amnesia I don't know if like they made her have amnesia I can't even remember and then she goes through a different planet and they replace her blood with pre-blood Captain Marvel such a fucking weird movie like I don't know what they were thinking I don't think it's necessary to have an element of like tragedy specifically but just something interesting some kind of depth where you analyze like the origin story and you go oh if that one character hadn't done this thing then this wouldn't have happened like oh like there's something to that like there's none of that in the Captain Marvel origin story it's just like thing blew up now she has powers and she uses powers to kill all enemies that's that's as deep as it goes and it's like really Spider-Man obviously being the he's great power is dropped on him and it's like in the whole message it's like what do you do with great power uh Batman's Batman didn't become a superhero separately to the trauma that he experienced as a child it's kind of where we're going with this obviously like these things are connected they have um they fall in and out of each other like and of course it's not 100 necessary it's fascinating to me that they were like she's shot on engine I don't know why do you guys have to have everything explained hey at least the old republic game is good wait until they remake it Hayden is awesome what are you guys going on about uh Hayden christiansen the person is I have nothing against him whatsoever the fact that he is coming back to play Vader in a tv show is worrying to me I don't know why I would have to explain that why do why are y'all not instantly shattering with horror whenever disney even whispers the idea of bringing a character back especially one like our fade like come on you should be terrified who knows what they'll do I think Hayden christiansen under different direction could be pretty good I like I have little I have little faith in George Lucas as a director alone I think there's things he's really good at well I mean let's be honest there's not gonna be his voice it's just gonna be him in the suit in which case it's not really relevant that he's even in it if that's how they do it oh I didn't know that okay if they're doing like flashbacks to the clone wars hero and Anakin gets to do some stuff like I guess yeah but uh I assume it's all gonna be him in the suit and I doubt that I doubt he can pull off a James Earl Jones voice you know just saying but no not at all fuck if that's what they're doing then I wouldn't cast James Earl Jones can't even do a James Earl Jones voice anymore he's just too old have you heard him in Lion King he's like he's dying oh yes um yeah my concern is not at all with Hayden christiansen is with the writing yeah that's all yes and I thought Vader wasn't gonna get get his food smushed to say the least like that's kind of weird I don't want anything to happen to good old Vader I initially hoped Hayden would only be in flashbacks then I realized the writing and those are probably bad too absolutely like why wouldn't you be concerned about that guys the in your head in your in your sweet naive gentle head space the ideal scenario of what you want it is not going to happen you must you must rid yourself of this delusion right yeah I honestly see your dreams will never come true you know choose pessimism or optimism it's just like oh I just think we should go with the one that the odd choose realism yes just go with one with the odds favor and we have established a prior very consistent pattern of disney's character work and it is the doo-doo awesome to see Gundam on here not gonna lie the Lucas film and Mass Effect announcements made me groan oh Gundam favorite Gundam series oh I'm sorry he's already gone series two yeah we like series two series Gundam is it Bioware handling the new Mass Effect whatever it is that they announced I don't know like I didn't look at the game awards I didn't look at the into the new Mass Effect announcement but I'm curious if Bioware is behind it I think so I'd imagine so the company should be just thankful that it still exists right no clue why EA's keeping the lights on over there like I'm legitimately shocked right fuck these hands of bullying bowser of all people along with you no no no no no uh the last stuff I did too is being made some of the original act does seem to be in it I don't know anything about that me either my roommate and I played through andromeda for a bit just because it's so funny like how bad it is like the like the half-assed way it's all like put together like the character models and everything in the facial animation the first mission fucking sucks like I got so I said I want to oh yeah I couldn't play anymore after that I was I adore Mass Effect 1 2 and even 3 yeah and I couldn't get through the fucking opener mission for the new one I'm like no I finished it no like I'm done I'm finished I don't want to do anymore this is just painful yeah it's bad it's really bad so what were they thinking I'm so disconnected from this world and everything in it yeah I don't care about anything that's happening none of y'all are interesting yeah and it is big shoes to fill too because once when you spend when you spend the original trilogy uh dealing with an enemy like the reapers it's hard to talk that well you just gotta be it's just gotta be a personal story you care about bigger isn't always more you know grandiose jj but no no a smaller and personal story is the key and they did like that's the worst thing about their game I agree uh like I don't I don't mean the reapers were a good villain and just the mere fact that they were big but it's it's actually a believable scenario to yeah they did a good job representing this big existential horrible threat to humanity that actually was shown to be vicious and ruthless and capable of doing it like they weren't stormtroopers right yeah so like I like I think they stepped down from that to like like about bad race of aliens is out for I don't know revenge or something I don't know what the it's just like seems so relatively uninteresting after the reapers I'm just like okay whatever a bunch of aliens don't make me care about individuals or something interesting then you might be out of luck here because I mean if if you presented me with another I mean it's it's possible just give me something to care about yes and you can't do that yeah I agree and this just says thank god I'm getting drunk tonight yeah boy the current state of humanity makes me want to vomit I'm gonna make my own civilization with blackjack and hookers in fact forget the blackjack yeah that's some classic benditisms right there do you think it's the form of fighting the patriarchy that peach hits mario with a pan yeah it's about like oh you want me to get in the kitchen huh well here's your kitchen right it's like I use this pan to serve food to the man but now get served now I'm now it's a weapon yeah it's being a witch I also hit him with a tennis racket did she scream like a woman hitting a ball with a tennis racket that was always so weird when I was a kid watching that I was like why are they grunting so I was like are they in pain did they need help why is no one helping them how can everyone's watching the torture session continue I mean if you close your eyes it's kind of like watching a BBC earth documentary on birds it's if you close your eyes it's like really slow but very deliberate quick thrusts after a long interval and then everyone claps politely and everyone claps yeah that's cool good form good form they already had a star was droid series in 1985 well have they got a star was droid series with disney money and values and writing I don't think so that's gonna be cute it's gonna be super cute they're gonna destroy the world with cuteness we have to stop them asoka is a lame character imagine having a normal amount of chromosomes and saying that unironically cheers lame I mean rags is strictly talking about the episode he saw her in yeah I've only seen her in this episode and she was dull and boring we know basically no we know basically nothing about her what she cares about what she wants what she's doing her actress was incredibly dull there's nothing there to latch on to her be interested in she's doing everything that every character is doing which is being dull I don't care I don't know what anybody cares about got not not especially not the protagonist no I would love to get Mando's opinions on like anything what a slaughter is asoka like a side character that was first introduced in Mando she's the darling waifu of the new star warship she was in like the clone wars and stuff oh okay um oh wait it wasn't even you that said it it was someone else but there you go you zoned it anyway I mean yeah I like I'll be honest guys like uh going straight from that episode all she does is really kill people and talk a bit about the Jedi um I don't know why that would be considered you know anything beyond just wow yeah she does that okay yeah it's like okay yes you go girl um in the introduction to the investor call they touted how they were following not just what makes money but what is popular by social media metrics they need to toss those social media metrics I mean yeah that sounds no shit yeah it leads you to some conclusions and a little bit um imagine defending a soca oh look at that we got a war in the super chance once again I was saying I maybe she's better in the show almost certainly she is I'd assume yeah she has to be yeah I would assume that almost certainly she is better in the show but um yeah in the I say in the show as if they're both not shows but um I'm sure I'm sure she's better in the clone wars because in the Mandalorian she is a waste of my fucking time whoa whoa whoa you saw it sliced down a whole bunch of people though yeah that must have been really tough against those people who are fucking moronic like he must have been real hard um been a while but I'm back live boys hello don't you which she was 90 90 is this supposed to be degrees 90 degree assassin character assassinated in Mando okay I like a quarter of the way assassinated or she was 90 degrees assassinated yeah like you have to go all the way around the horn to assassinate the character like it's a bar that fills up so your quarter of the way there if they if they're honestly saying she was 90% assassin is like damn I that's I've not heard that take from any people at all she was 90 degree character assassinated not like a 180 degree loop I'm like oh okay oh right all right I don't know why they assassinated her character because she didn't have one I don't yeah I was gonna say I feel like something what you see her do in the episode mostly would follow a lot of people's characters because she just really just liberates the town and she's looking for information on thrones like okay I haven't seen the second season yet but I feel like that series the Mandalorian needs a stronger main antagonist because I like that Giancarlo Esposito but shows keep casting him as this like pseudo Gus Fring he's getting Charles danced he's just he's around they don't actually do anything with him yeah like they they cast him in hoping to like capture that Gus Fring energy but the writing isn't there so all he does is just stand there looking like a badass but he doesn't actually like he doesn't look like a badass though he's relying on the Gus Fring energy genuinely when people think of him as badass they're thinking about Gus Fring yes like the the writing isn't there just to substantiate his antagonistic character whatever he's playing and like in Breaking Bad it was there in every other case including Mandalorian it's not there and he's just there to basically stand there and look like a bad guy yeah with that kind of like deadpan expression that he does which he does fine that but like the writing the writing needs work yeah the only small minority with listening to is Beetlejuice he would save Star Wars once and for all yeah he would he knows what works he said I'm not sure I can't remember what this is a response to I can imagine it I don't wear a helmet everywhere I don't know I can't remember what that's a response I do not know either uh huge fan of Gundam love is dry and cynical humor the use of wind city heat clips in his older vids yeah Gundam's uh he was a good guest we'll have him back some point assuming he wants to be tortured again it's really up to him morality is a fiction there is only indifference through anger I gain dark side powers through loopholes I keep light side powers through edginess my mediocrity is glossed over the force makes me special the code of the gray Jedi I can't comment on any of that but all right Ahsoka's Jedi apprentice that's overpowered I don't know if people are having a conversation these super chats that don't even include this like I'm starting to get lost like we're gonna pay you just so we can you know argue with each other have a run debate you don't need the way in we'll just have it here I guess this did she have an apprentice that is overpowered maybe and like one of the shows I don't know through oh yeah hey mullet I'm only up to the first anniversary but I just wanted to say thank you for being a long man I wouldn't survive my retail job without you guys also hi rags hi there and Jay watch lord of the rings you massive one day you well and uh yeah good to hear good to hear you got fucking you got like a year and a third still to go if you're on the first anniversary lots of crazy episodes to go through and uh you're a wild ride never ends like keeping people company and their retail jobs because retail can be a nightmare now Disney's going to take over the world like maybe just I think we'll know when they start calling theaters Disney's little do you know Disney's actually a machination of Diabeto it is growing in size to become his perfect creation he is diabolical I mean looks like we'll just have to keep criticizing it to hopefully stop him but if Diabeto's successful then hopefully they'll make movies about it yeah we could only hope dude you're the best movie critic on youtube that you have dag killer a gundam with it a week but you've had odd shad oh just shut up and take my buddy oh boy we get the best guests on e-fap all right bar none so uh anyone who you think is great and hasn't been on yet they're on the way okay gonna happen um but yeah glad you're having fun with it uh soviet womble has entered the video essay arena and he's already showed signs of long i've heard him reference molars vids a few times before i don't know i think i know that name yeah i um what's the series called that he makes um come in my mom not yes but i was thinking of the other one um yeah i have known his name for fucking ages friends of mine uh what is it someone in chat probably knows it's like um he's doing a series like forever on different uh like comedy videos and stuff unless the csgo i think but yeah you know i'll uh see if maybe he wants to go on e-fap sometime have a little chat but the idea that he's into the video essay arena oh so much competition can he survive do why is fan four stick on their collage collage twice uh they ran out of spaces they thought they'd repeat their best stuff i know it's gonna know this good news everyone the new season of batwoman just dropped i think you mean the trailer because if the new season was out we'd be scrambling disney's season three they're on now no two it's on its way in the mid january oh okay but it's like it's like an old tv show where they have like how many episodes was it in season 20 in season one but there's supposed to be 20 yeah yeah that's like some old school 90s television kind of stuff right there the best kind you get so much more character like batwoman is a woman i truly understand she's like one of the worst superheroes in the history of just anything it's it's amazing to watch you know i'm uh i'm assuming you haven't watched it john no i haven't is it is it still barbara gore like in the no no it's kate kane uh okay she she's she's apparently the comic book batwoman as well right there's like a couple of them or whatever i don't know the important thing is in the show she does the thing right which happens with a lot of superheroes where they don't want to kill anyone but they kill someone so how do they deal with this she goes on a bit of an existential crisis she's like oh my god it's so bad what have i done and um i think she does it for an episode and she even has like ptsd and at the end of the episode um because batman has left this city by the way their uh her trusty pal is like hey you know batman fucked up too so it's okay right okay and uh it's all cured so many people oh i guess i'll just kill everyone now it pissed people off because it was like yeah batman killed so you can it's like there's so much wrong with what you just said hey this other person murdered somebody so you can do it oh i'm glad she figured that out oh i wonder if peach is gonna be able to do it i still don't know how they're gonna explain the cast change like in the story well she's a different character it's a it's a black woman now who just decided to take the mantle i guess yep who's who's also a billionaire i don't know how it worked i guess she's just gonna take all of kate kane's shit okay that's just why not kate kane stole it all from bruce so right kind of it's kind of weird the did she she stole it from bruce wane yep that's that's how that's the canon okay weird we've got a whole series for batwoman i gotta check this show out i've been meeting too i heard it was i mean you guys told me it was hilarious schlock i love that's the best kind yeah i want to thank you more if your sequel trilogy analysis analysis uh where something goes wrong is the best opportunity to understand how it goes right these movies are quite the wellspring to learn from absolutely why i like throwing in a bunch of references to things where i'm like hey they try to do this in another thing that was actually pretty neat what's the difference and how do we you know avoid pooping on everything in future that'd be nice um disney reveal of new shows a lineup of what they're going to ruin next i'm dreading the asoka series uh only one i'm excited for is the bad batch there you go um we'll probably check out the asoka series i'm assuming it's going to be mandalorian but she's the main character and so it might actually be more entertaining because he's not a character really and she is and she has lightsabers so you know we go great um yeah who knows batwoman season two reaction when also high rags hey there uh i don't think we're doing a trailer reaction for batwoman um no i'm gonna go right i'm going right into episode one we'll get that to you as soon as we can as soon as it comes out i'm hoping to get jay long bone and azon for that as well yeah they are batwoman aficionados you know mm-hmm how many of these shows will get cancelled um honestly i have no idea if if the fact that they've all of them in time oh yeah um i don't know about mandalorian i really do wonder how many seasons they're gonna do that for like um i also think that there's a good chance they'll kill mandalorian and have um oba be the main character and they can keep the name mm which i'm okay without you yeah oba is infinitely more interesting than mandal good news everyone the new season of batwoman just dropped wow a lot of people wanted to hell is this it's like yep a lot of people as if you guys wouldn't be you know right up to date with all we run the news we run the most passionate fan base for batwoman on the internet okay so i think we would be aware of it guys come on we're so passionate we don't want spoilers from trailers who has that kind of dedication no one that's who uh i think disney sees shows as less risk people tend to have lower standards for shows over movies especially shows that are live action lower standards and going the shotgun method yeah a show's less risky i guess overall i think a little bit um but i don't think you can like i don't think you can make quite as much money off of a show as you can a movie you know what i mean because with you know like the force awakens that that made like what two billion dollars like i don't know it's hard to tell how much money mando has made disney you know what i mean yeah yeah because you have to look at disney plus subscriptions and how much of them are because of mando and i'm sure it's made them quite a lot but i think you know with a show it's less risk and less reward uh in terms of money live action walley is a perfect idea with all the americans you'd have to hire our economy will stabilize itself wonderful nailed it how many of these shows will get canceled oh wait uh armor is oppressive wear a mask instead but will the mask deflect blast bolts i don't know well if mando's wearing it they'll charge face first into every battle if mando's wearing it it'll never hit the mask it'll hit all of the armor he's wearing if mando had just one knee pad made of beskar every one of the shots would hit his knee cap yeah uh star was parody movie about an army of palpatine's i mean you say that like it's not a possibility from what we've seen in mando already disney'll do it just give him time i think palpatine's back like where is he it's like not he them like that agent sniff fight yeah the palpatines are back and they're cuter than ever the cyberpunk use the score is 2.6 oh i know i was blown away by that i can't well actually no i did hear so lisa specifically the earlier gen ones are complete ass like the frame rate is like a base like most of the time it's like you're lucky if it runs at 20 frames per second like it's unacceptably bad like the first gen console releases apparently yeah i haven't played below pc i mean again this is after 50 there are 4200 ratings and it is it seems to be an unplayable low frame rate buggy nightmare that looks like shit i feel right bad because my vision i've not discovered anything yet and i'm like oh what's did i just win the lottery or some shit because it happens there's been other games that this has happened with um obviously i'm not playing on a poopy console um the i saw a cosmonaut tweeting out about how is the ps4 vision i think was like out of garbage and then they told him that um he's got to use the pc version and then he said that he felt the same way when he swapped to it not saying that cosmonaut is someone that we like to go by but uh i'm interested i really need to play this game we need to do an efap on it that's that's my perspective gotta get playing this i think that is yeah jump into the cultural zeitgeist well i have a feeling it was the earlier console so that we're just so lazily handled where like obviously it wasn't optimized they were just like they just unchecked a bunch of things like okay take off ray tracing put the resolution at 720 or whatever and then hopefully it runs well and then they put it out and it does it like to the point where like people are unanimously complaining about super low frame rates do you guys think that um if it let's let's pretend a wizard is like hey i know all the answers to this you can trust me okay um if they were to delay it would be perfectly fixed in four months do you think that would be worth delaying yes yeah even after all the delays they've done like i'm not asking from perspective of um utility because i think the answer it answers itself but just uh is it if the game came out in a very very good state people would quickly forget how long they waited for it yes i guess now what people do is they think we waited this long and it has this many problems yes exactly yeah i mean i think this much already just like just make it good and then put it out it's been what five years since witcher three something like that yeah like people like once you get to that point just take the time you need yep totally people will forget the wait once they sit down with a game and they enjoy it immensely yeah but they put out a bad game accentuated if it's bad right people will never forget a bad game if you put out a bad game it's just like well that was bad and then that'll go down in history as the bad game like we don't want that just take the take the time you need to put out something quality i'm expecting a lot of long videos about cyberpunk's terribleness now at least based on that initial number because i don't know yet i don't know if that's um a bit of a like a jump you know so this is funny uh there was a like a bomb of low ratings for the boy season two this is before ranger nights in any of it and so we're like oh wow you know is it is it bad and it's like no no no it's really good it's just that it was released on a schedule that people didn't like instead of it all at once it was like three episodes at once and then weekly and i was like oh that's a pathetic fucking reason to downvote jesus christ like really yeah and then i watched it and i was like oh it's terrible like so i have mixed feelings about these ratings now i'm torn on getting it but i feel like if you're playing it on pc and you have like a like a high end gpu like 1080 10 10 something nvidia card and you get the latest drivers and you get the patch or whatever it'll probably run okay if like there'll probably be some bugs where it's just like that looks fucking weird and then you reload your save or whatever and then it goes away like i feel like that'll be like that's that's usually what you'll expect where it's it's i don't think it's quite as terrible the pc releases people are making it up to me yeah the pc is related is rated at a 6.6 right now right so there's still definitely issues and i've heard the suggested specs are optimistic but um i don't know i'll i'll see for myself when i start playing it yeah it'd be interesting to go around uh armor is impressive stahl's parody movie oh yeah gundam you and efab are hands down my favorite content creators i had no idea y'all were doing this today lucky me wish you guys the best hey hope you have fun with it i think it was a good one that video was perfectly suitable for what we do yeah hey you guys finally watching a live efab while i'm not driving the spiders wait we need a comma there um driving the spiders were right it's good to see gundam here by the way dude your voice still sounds like a fraggle rock character i'll see if you're i hope that brain remembers he doesn't he doesn't quite the voice anyway guys your massives bye so true and uh yeah stuff i hope he does actually like voice over some of those mandos scenes that could be fun oh dude it'd be great you could his voice is kind of hilarious like for yeah yeah just coming across it just like eh fucking storm troopers yeah he's just constantly talking to him so he's in her monologue like wonder what i'm gonna have for dinner should i have blue pancakes or should i have blue burgers as well maybe i can have a like blue stir loin and some blue fries a blue potato that scene where he's trying to instruct baby yoda how to fix this ship but in gundam's voice hey you stupid piece of shit yeah just write some new lines for it too did you just fry my ship i'm going to eat you you'll be uh yeah you should you should look into it also i could just take lines from him in different videos and stuff that's true yeah that's true yeah um yo gundam what's your favorite star wars eu content non disney i started reading here to the empire and it's already one of my favorites i'll have thrown as a villain and it's what episode seven should have been well we used to say star wars eu now we say star wars eu star wars no uh yeah i don't know i i don't even know if he knows uh or consume like eu stuff but um he seemed to know some stuff about his star wars not sure unfortunately we can't find out the answer but yeah i'm curious to see throng turn up in mandalorian uh really wondering how fans will react to it and then like i wonder if it'll just be pure love or if it'll be like no you're ruined him rags when you come back man any plans for new videos yes we're working on a mando review it's going to be very very big it'll be the most comprehensive review on the first season of mandalorian on the internet there you go keep up the good work good sirs i know you have a long list of potential guests and you don't know when they might be available but there are only there any plans to get uh literature devil grinker fucking hell literature devil drinker and or shad back also hi rags hi um we actually spoke to shad was it yesterday a couple days ago it was it was it was two three days ago touching base on mandalorian he's gonna join us tomorrow when we watch the next episode and probably with the last one and then after that we'll probably i don't know what our plans are for um an e-fap relating to mando season two yet we might do one and just go over the season it wouldn't be as long as um when we did before because obviously we have the minis but uh if we were to do that we probably have shad on i would shout about it you know um as for drinker when was the last time drinker came i can't even remember but you know we'll we'll we'll grab him up at some point yeah and literature devil was on for um little hope which was something kind of feel bad putting him through that game nobody should have to if people people join these streams of ours and they expect to enjoy themselves and have a good time and eventually you're just gonna have to let them live with their assumptions like we don't make any we don't we don't have to tell people they're gonna enjoy themselves we don't we don't disillusion folks before they join they expect to have fun everything like why would you expect something like that it's all terrible fools so yeah all three of them coming back to the cinema near you i'm sure um i have boba's helmet right here his head is still in it is that a disqualifier i i feel like you might get in some trouble in terms of the smell and um questions of whose head that was and what did you do to them sort of thing but no yeah overall people will still pay for that problem i think to be honest i don't care i could go on about it all day the duality of agunda why fox i must you beat me up kathleen kennedy's neck and head looks weird kind of looks like it is floating maybe because of the dark background and her outfit i thought they were gonna make a joke like maybe because of her dark energy or weird looking floaty amorphous difficult to define unpredictable kathleen kennedy's appearance in the star wiss franchise have a lot of common yes uh disney was awful to the crochet community when there wasn't baby yoda merch they went after people for selling anything related to him which they have not done for any other properties iraq's are there that doesn't surprise me because if i remember the story correctly for some reason they had no idea that baby yoda was merchandisable which is like you're disney you merchandise everything like how did this happen yeah i don't know how they didn't see that coming that's crazy just yeah it surprises me too this day and the guys they were pissed that other people were selling shit before they sorted out it's like well i don't know the market you're supplying demands how it goes oh i gotta fight tool again for the first time in like four or five years people finally actually won star wars merch and they weren't ready for it um i'm more excited for the sonic show than anything stalls what the hell is going on it didn't even know there was a song i didn't know there was a sonic show there's a sonic show apparently i didn't know that is this cgi is this 2d animation uh i wonder if it yeah is it like the movie or yeah no idea because we'll find out i love the saturday morning curtsy why do the that's the move i was looking for i think oh jeez the hands in this game get really touchy i don't know the hands get really touchy yeah hands are touchy generally yeah but really touchy don't want that you know yeah uh Walt Disney co have never been about originality all of their greatest hits are sanitized extractions of classic folk and fairy tales okay but if you have someone on one hand complaining that they have taken everything that made those stories what they are then i guess they made their own shit didn't they like as much as you can say oh well you know it didn't come from a completely original place like i don't know seems like if you adapt a story and you can remove significant chunks and add new chunks in uh you've created something yeah i would say there's significant work involved in adapting something effectively yeah like i i don't know it's like you gotta be careful guys like uh we're talking this is kind of everything like everything comes from lots of different places in some way yes everything's derivative which isn't a bad thing all right no create some awesome stuff when you clash two things together like star wars for example it's like a huge collection of all different inspirations and and has inspired a lot of great things that are not star wars uh funny funny that lucas film was placed next to national geographic and all the other shows were the main event shows how important they are um yeah i i was confused by the national geographic thing i was like i didn't even know that that was like this is it like a major industry sort of thing is it a lot of people invested in what national geographic is up to i guess national geographic home of saggy boobs yay hey home of the saggy boobies very happy to see that for science and throw an eggs at a hand name one of the property that allows you to do this hmm throw hands throw eggs at a hand oh i don't know that's actually a cool way to finish it off uh um why are you going to do it on e-fab 11166 nothing more specific specified than that i'm assuming it's the plinket reference that always happens with the 166 thing uh recently watched in glorious bastards and it bothers me so much that in tavern scene the gustapo didn't recognize hugo you know the infamous gustapo killer and yet notices little things like accents and hand gestures well what if he if he doesn't know his face he just knows about a guy who's an infamous infamous gustapo killer i think it's plausible that he wouldn't be familiar with that particular person most of the people you know are if you probably can't remember what they look like over that hand something like hand gestures are much more broad and cultural yeah i think it's gonna get a nice way to um it's kind of like if if someone claims to be a fan of something but they get a particular detail wrong in such a way that you're like wait you should know that like that's the kind of thing that you'd have to know right you're like uh who's the who's who's green mario and you're like uh we just like yeah yeah yeah yeah like you've played all of the mario games and you love them and you couldn't remember luigi that's weird they're just like well if they're like yeah it's not like he's really front and sad to be like and then you expose them for the fraud that they are top 10 highest-grossing franchises pokemon hello kitty winnie the pooh mickey mouse star wars amp and man disney princess shonen jump mario mcu didn't know that was the case if it is but all right um for some reason i imagine a predator sitcom would be like that highl honey i'm home hitler show there's always more of a fan of cosby than myself so what a what a crazy pair of roommates having a chair and apartment this the room where rainbow bright a victim of the mob hit a la joe peshy in goodfellas uh which room did the way did that come up in the in the video i don't think it did i don't know yeah maybe it was a joke i'm not sure i am struggling to follow feels bad man iraq's your opinion on a w h docktide efap gaming warhammer dark tide well we know basically nothing about it we know very little uh we just recently got a gameplay trailer that was it pretty much looked like vermin tide in warhammer 40k which is a good thing i think they i think that especially with fat shark stick to what you know because you do it well um it looks pretty good as do many things in trailers so i am it's probably the one game i'm actually excited about uh so hopefully fingers crossed it will be good fingers um yeah i guess hoping for efap gaming could work who knows it could yeah it absolutely could um ping might be an issue but um i think i'll be all right because chances are we because of the way the leveling and the power and stuff works however um i would i hopefully i'll get maybe access to the um like alpha closed stuff because i know one of the guys for fat shark and uh i'm on like a list of theirs because i was very positive about vermin tide one and two and i'd made videos about him complaints too but videos about him as well so like so we'll see hopefully and we'll see if the game launches in a decent state so who knows um i don't know how to put this into words but isn't x-men supposed to define the mutant race not the literal gender of men praise nostalgia critic yeah um it's just the it's clear that there's that's something they can poke at like x-men don't you think that's problematic it's like no it's like well it might just be um glad to see you here gundam when's the puppet crossover with voxus oh hey we should totally do that voxus is a legend uh hi there it's randy the goblin i'm back to tell you about all the benefits of giving me gold ingots this video oh my goodness randy the goblin oh my goodness he's a legend to get right to the goblin he's back he's back this video may give you cancer but for 10 gold ingots you can get the efap disease prevention perk like ah so in the future because it's obviously not been sought out yet we will be offering anti cancer packs that you can purchase as dlc get excited i suppose you can take them before each efap so in preparation for each new video you wouldn't want to get in trouble with with cancer nobody likes cancer we don't want gundam we want billy oh my god that's probably a reference that i'm unaware of um rags why do you keep pretending like x-mas is your favorite when we all know it's actually swallowing uh first off i i don't know anything about i'm not an ornithologist i have no idea what swallowing is about if that's some i know turkeys are generally like the thanksgiving thing so i i don't know anything about them it's lost on me i'm a christmas guy that is too much good about it so very strange comment to make i have really nothing more else to add to that uh then they end with oh and hi oh hi and repeal the nfa yeah they could be uh they do better that's for sure hi rags hey there are you going to live in the united republic states of america after the secession uh i'm in arkansas so i guess we'll find out when enemies heal in this game i find it illegal not cool someone give gundam a hug yeah he was just you know he was just getting out that story and i just believe that disney should pick it up he was laying on that like therapist couch telling us all about his childhood and how did that make you feel gundam uh watch killer bean forever you massives oh we'll watch it once but like calm down yeah like watching the same thing forever we're talking about hell at that point right there's a star wars joke in there somewhere uh well do i find santa outfit's hot well if you're not outside in the snow you're probably going to be sweating up a storm in there so i'd say so that looks like a thick old thick outfit you know i'm curious what i want to know what massive means in as it pertains to you guys is that just the nickname for matter fans or i mean if you don't know you don't know i yeah i want to know so as well as things we have to listen to how it's used and you will much like tizum and you will start to understand he's got the blues no context right because you know what that's kind of what words are these days just kind of you have to just kind of listen to how the people are using them so is it is the joke is that it's an adjective for an unknown descriptor like a massive something kind of like i accidentally the whole thing that kind of joke listen to this guy i don't know i'm trying to figure it out but no you won't let me let me in we're not stopping you from figuring it out you are free to speculate but no one will provide the answer thick nick oh boy he's oh that jolly old elf he's oh man saying his back a goody yeah one this year when he's all those cookies and milk that's who santa santa's got a present for me it looks like can't wait for him to come down my chimney oh no hello i could use i could use a stocking stopper are there any more or huh i just i just want to interrupt the train and i just i just can't wait to see his jingle balls so uh hello basses have you gentlemen been acquainted with the film barry linden solidly written and beautifully crafted high ranks yes that movie is great have you seen it i have not seen it i have not it's a stanley kubrick film it's a period piece it's good sweet uh did you all see that aiden had an ad for raid shadow legends in her video i mean rather the newest one i haven't watched her newest video if she did then shame on her but a lot of people do it it's not like a big deal but it's like hey fappers check out lord of the beans okay sometimes you get a super chat with a recommendation you know like you know what that's fine that you said that's fair enough i'd watch lord of the beans i mean um mill was a pinto right i i understood that reference thank you i knew there's a reason i kept you around yeah i am i'm fucking that was my cliff area you asshole stole it who would you guys vote for an ape or a fox fox do you really think so how big is the wait we said vote for you you didn't you didn't give any metrics or anything like that oh for people who want to run the country yeah so which one would which one would beat the shit out of the other i mean no which one would run the country better at ape or a fox which would run across the country better at a fox the fox i mean i like i like apes foreign policy for foxes it's got a better healthcare plan it's starship shoots lasers however the ape has a rap song every episode so it's pretty cool i don't actually know the donkey kong rap but i know there is one so that's pretty cool to have a president who also raps oh the ape one excellent uh on behalf of all chris noids here's some eggnog money from uh for its agundam oh well does its agundam consume eggnog i don't know be better eggnog's fucking great i love eggnog fantastic um rags it's been two years and 99 faps what the hell were you do what the hell were you on during the everything great about tlj video uh episode 15 slash 16 by the way i lost the movie bob challenge with my friend last week he threw up in 40 minutes oh damn really i don't know if you have to taste mcdonald's twice what the hell were you on during the everything great about tlj video in episode 15 16 i don't know what they mean by that they're probably pure hatred revulsion discussed yeah sorry about that friend you know you shouldn't be engaging in that kind of challenge without supervision and basically a lot of food like when you bought that when you carried the bag back to your car like surely you knew what you were about to do right oh maybe they're saying like you would you sounded like you would drugged out on that episode or something i don't know maybe maybe how i was i was on the i was on the um you know this is public i don't want to incriminate myself not that i did anything that would incriminate me but you know how it is the doggie dog world gotta be careful yeah there's something wonderful about uh donkey kong like giving a right hook to a jiggly puff that's giant and it just blasting off the stage and dying wonderful it's perfect content uh nothing says merry christmas like a turd under the christmas tree yes you know everyone has different christmases right man if i had a nickel for every time i said that yep fuck you mario donkey kong could you just find without you remember how in mario party four donkey kong was playable and then in donkey kong uh mario party five he was just like an mpc what the hell i feel like he must have done something at like nintendo he must have tweeted something like one of his games did better than a mario one he was like this is pretty neat it looks like uh there's a new face at nintendo and they were like wow i'm just announced that shit his agent was like why did you tweak so that's gonna be a huge new thing for like agents of famous people like keeping an eye on the twitter accounts please don't say anything these days just anything at all yep and i learned the other day that you you get banned off twitter for saying the r word you can somebody yeah apparently wow i mean yeah i'm just i say that word all the time in my fucking videos if i would ever use that word satiric twitter i guess i i don't even i feel like i've used it in a tweet recently i would have stopped doing that then last thing i needed to lose that account thanks twitter you're awesome yondam on efab never thought i'd see the day well you did have you guys watched just rights video on mulan it's actually pretty good one of the best including critical drinker and jx these videos well let me guess he actually criticizes it because it's incredibly inconsistent as well as essentially ruining what the first one achieved and he didn't have to say at any point you know being critical of media can take people's enjoyment away from it shut the fuck up that's stupid yeah fuck off so yeah he's not incapable of making good videos in fact it was only the last efab that i have promoted one of his videos said that he uh you should check out is one on the lord the rings endings it makes a really good argument uh and explains the purpose where a lot of people see the endings as a waste of time so uh yeah just right there was a reason why a lot of people were invested in his channel and kind of changed their mind when they saw his 2tlj 2tlj videos they go that's close enough english uh high rags where is your full cover of ocean man um i don't technically have the rights to release it yeah so i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm in a heated legal dispute with the record company and depending on how that goes it will either be released uh or not i can't say now though just don't know i just don't want to come to elite when on it when there's an ongoing legal matter i just uh feel like i shouldn't say much you know i don't want to kill on myself you heard blood on the rises hell of a way to die wait is that a song you heard blood on the rises hell of a way to die i sound familiar when you know no no i do not know what that is i'm afraid maybe chat does i will check with them in a moment i hope i hope j long bone breaks wind loudly okay isn't that one of the twilight movies breaking wind they came in two parts parts two parts what is it actually called is it breaking dawn breaking dawn yeah part one and two see those ones we like half considered doing to them what we did for resident evil but i'm like i don't know if it's with pain like i'm not sure about that one yeah that was probably a smart move i watched them recently were they're fucking awful because i had uh i watched new i watched 20 minutes of it and i was like this is fucking stupid i got annoyed about how stupid it was like none of the characters were doing anything that made any sense i just turned it off so i can't do this anymore and then like since then i never watched breaking dawn or was the other one with dakota fanning i can't remember but no one remembers anymore fanning wasn't she in that horse movie uh i don't know which which one was that was horse uh oh luckily when i it autofills for dakota fanning horse movie uh uh what did you say was 2005 dreamer i yeah i have no idea why it's probably because my sisters watched it and that when they were in there they're both you know they're both little girl a lot anymore but they're both little girls at the time and now that they had a big horse phase and they's the horse curt russell's in that wow both of them had a horse face horse face i well the horse did you would hope yeah you know what it says wow that human has a as a that horse has a human face no one ever says that wait is that movie about a horse with dakota fanning's face i guess dakota fanning looks fine i'd buy that it's weird because a lot of us think of dakota fanning and we think of like the little girl but she's 26 now and she looks pretty good so you know i'd fuck her i mean send her a message we're we're we've had enough time where i could say without any you know shadow of doubt that um i'd fuck the shit out of uh dakota fanning yeah also blood on the rise is apparently a song from will what to paratrooper i think i i'm not sure what i what i all right oh yeah i don't i'm not too familiar with those uh shanties oh my god it's a Gundam i adore your videos please have a good stream with the guys i think razz have a we did just that see uh does rags have a phase for big horses well stay tuned and maybe you'll find out yes i asked for this in the last efab thanks well it was literally because of that honestly yeah we figured we figured you know you have a lot of power now super chapter you are the only one who can just request a guest and it happens straight away be careful my god j longbone please let rip a big wet one please why jesus christ you know even if that was what you desperately wanted this would not be the way to get one you know a fought it's just it's just not happening this way uh hey it's a gun yeah just fought man just just pretend do it do it in the comfort of your own home um in hd i'm picturing someone constantly like edging themselves like edging themselves going like please somebody fart please what do you eat what do you eat beans is that art edging art edging and shumming is like the just things you gotta do to really you know experience what humans have to offer when people say we're the far right nazi in cell podcast this is the kind of topic so i saw that on um the tweet you put out uh johnson was like oh you know e-fab i'm just not the little bit too conservative it's like ah oh dude i saw that with another e-fab yeah i was thinking like fuck that if like i think i feel i don't know what i mean maybe you can correct me but i feel like a bunch of people think of your podcast it's like a right wing podcast and i'm just like dude i don't think politics is even on their minds when they're recording these episodes right yeah i think you're a political and you make an effort not to to go into one side of the other well i mean clearly someone is confusing us with the emergency food assistance program which is very very political or we give food but it's more like food for the soul it's more like metaphorical food yeah but i mean it came straight from the um transparency tube thing uh moeller and moeller were on there as partisan right enough people complained and he removed it and he was asked by someone because they they shared this in the discord they emailed him asking uh why i was removed and he said he checked out the channels and they went political enough to make a distinction wait sorry who is this you're talking about specifically uh one of the people who i guess own slash operate the uh transparency tube thing which is a website that's supposed to to fucking disastrous results tell you what the politics of a channel are whether or not they give it themselves oh okay apparently moeller and moeller we just don't do enough in that regard to be clear on that one but to be fair i think that means something because they would label you whatever the fuck they want in an instant um yeah it's i would say it's it's relatively hard to pick exactly what our takes will be whenever something political related can come up to you it could be all kinds of things yeah but we would prefer to talk about steer wise or you know right assorted media and i suspect that regardless of anybody's political affiliation that if if you felt that somebody out there had something interesting to say or you were a fan of them in some regard that you would have them on regardless of whether they fell on one side or the other and you probably wouldn't well yeah they use our guests against us and i'm just like um these are people who have never come on because of their politics it's literally just like oh you want to talk about stars you want to talk about game of thrones you want to talk about you know whatever right yeah i feel i've always felt like you're focused on media and not not politics and so it confuses me when people say you're a white wing podcast and i mean i haven't heard that often i just heard one or two people say it to me over twitter i'm just like get out of here they're not a political podcast i mean we can be edgy though and that is usually associated with the right wing rather than the left wing i guess yes yes i'm i'm away that pisses me off too yeah it's dumb you edgy you must be a right winger yeah um every time i look back to see which one to read it's the the letter big wet fart rip she's like why is that there why people are strange ruthlessly adorable like a baby in an ss uniform wait a minute hang on a second that's what disney's plan is when when someone says um right like like the whole fart things that they keep asking about jay longbone i in my head i can't help but imagine those with the same energy as jeremy irons screaming let their blood rain from the sky in that dnd movie let the farts rip from the sky that's another movie when you free fat movies i think just for jeremy irons he's 100 talking in the essayist cadence a lot of them do it's uh at this point it's probably recommended dare i say there is probably a skillshare video that goes over how to speak and it's like how to let the blood rain from your sky you need to pause on important words in order for people to understand exactly what you're saying here is a lot of all this we'll let you know when to let a word pop up in text in your video what if all this cuteness is really not cute oh my god what if it's evil evil cute evil cute yeah they wrote that and they were like yeah that was indeed a lot of explanation people know what we mean evil cute everyone's always talking about evil cute but is it no one ever talks about cute evil remember if you make money off something it's evil wow real shit um rags i'm too afraid to correct you oh we we we've been checking out comments in the mandalorian stuff as we go and this this this guy who's very unhappy with our coverage and he believes that the only reason that we're all shitting on mandalorian is because none of us want to disagree with rags we're too spooked by him rags he's like man learn shit right and we're like yes whatever you say that's that's such a funny take i love that yeah well whatever they want to believe this is like if it helps i guess i don't know uh you know you're just tempting people to send in baby talk swoop a twat oh no you stop and they're gonna have to read them i'm more than happy wappy to have people send in their money what he's to me you oh my god i'm holding a hammer and i'm hitting a mouse this is this game is violence sadism if you will sadism it's a d you can't do that that's bad you can't do you learned all about it i can't do that the schnism in my dism dog when are you gonna do that 20 hour torture game for you fat gaming um is it invented yet i'm on board with that uh i bet if waltz were alive today he would absolutely hate what disney has become yes waltz oh i thought you meant the breaking bad guy yeah waltz disney would be rolling over and we're alive today he he brian cranson we're alive today he'd be rolling over in his cryogenically frozen pod where his body has been preserved until it can be resuscitated through the use of zionist magic it's almost like guys he is alive i'm gonna go ask him right now brian cranson what do you think of disney he's like who are you get out of my house i'm trying to poop the door is closed god damn it closed god damn it he's on a new show on showtime called gear honor which is only one episode in so it's really good he was actually on a uh he did a guest episode for a sitcom he was on an episode of how i met your mother nice nice nice wow he didn't kill himself good job mario do community question do you think waltz disney was a bad guy or just a man of his time i don't know waltz disney like at all so i don't know if he made it a whole bunch of children or if he gave a whole bunch of money to charity you know those are the two opposing places you could be in mm-hmm so it's one of those too for sure i just don't know which one yeah he did something for a lot of product of their environment he might have been surrounded by people who had antics kind of manifested his own behavior his father might have been hitler yeah i god maybe captain falcon is the one i'm supposed to be able to nail this way if i don't chat's gonna make fun of me okay we're really upset falcon show me moves come on yes i did a chat see i'm not the worst thing ever you've got all five coins my god so good uh jewellery crowd goes into detail to explain the symbolism in pinocchio there you go yeah it's pretty good yeah sure yeah he does he does a good job on that movie uh yeah he's got a lot of smart stuff to say as long as he's not talking about religion dan fan actually put out a good video about pinocchio recently that includes some of the changes that they made from the original story and why including making him more childlike and less impish and also the hanging thing at the end maybe don't maybe don't have that one i like how the video just purports immediately it's like ah it's for money and i'm just like i don't know i feel like i could make justification for a lot of these changes that don't involve money to be honest with you yeah all changes are only made for the pure purpose of money yeah and if someone said ah but you why are you making those changes and i'm like i guess to make the story a bit more um you know like a kind of guiltable people it's like so money it's like that's fine if you want to decide that that's how everything works sure if there's money involved that has to be the primary reason always sure oh fuck stupid cat fuck kill himself i didn't do that chat it was him ragu da fagu pinocchio is a massive bundle of sticks but anyways guys hi moobles hello how disney ruined culture oh so they're gonna talk about how the sequels killed star was heroes right starts talking about pinocchio base palm you don't expect it do you're like oh what's this video gonna be about pinocchio you're like all right i think the problem with pinocchio is that i found his performance a little wooden i i feel like everyone everyone knew that was coming surely i was waiting for it i like that that was good yeah it's how disney ruined culture by the way the last shit i was the good one like it's the same video it's like a nice slip of that i feel like all of the video assayists who came out in full favor of tlj like to do that like they'll just look a little color here that's like oh yeah tlj you're bitter they're so fucking bitter oh yeah i mean i guess they could say the same reverse but whenever i reference it in my videos i'm usually trying to make a point about some of the writing i'm like oh yeah like how lost the judge i fucking pissed it all about you know this is a good example that a lot of people know about it's canon on the more channel that that is one of the biggest mistakes disney ever made like hey y'all know how that shit didn't make no sense in that star wars movie yeah that's a good example we totally see the original fox in the hound story spoiler it's a lot darker than the disney movie how dark are we talking about two liters of baby foxes are gassed sorry two liters that's oh my goodness they've been blended they blended baby foxes yeah i suspect it as much i haven't i haven't seen the original thing yeah whenever you say original story i'm just like yeah it's gonna be dark um so yeah uh the the where were the a lot dark the original um two liters of baby fox is aghast can't imagine why disney would want to change that for money obviously coming this scum can't they just tell that yeah i'm back i meant to bring this up earlier and some people in the chat brought we were talking about like child like fairy tales and like the the the dark elements in the original ones about like whether you should make them nicer and fluffier kids when you're telling them stories when they're going to bed you know you don't want to tell them a bad story that they're gonna stay awake at night you know worrying about the world but maybe that's a good thing like i'm just throwing it out there like maybe like some you know discomforting kids to some degree to make them think about the world that uh to kind of prepare themselves against potential malevolence right like we've we have to have our we have to have our our mechanical shark in our peach movie he just just so it's just a little darkness you know yeah right yeah yeah i i in general i think kids can often hand or darker heavier subjects than we give them credit for well it's yeah exactly time you never know yeah in fact a lot of kids are fascinated by it because it's not something they normally get so they'll gravitate towards it yeah that's why at the same time something up for it yeah well that's the kind what i was gonna get i was like you could traumatize a kid you could also provide them a really important experience for their life you can't quite know with kids unfortunately yeah you can always traumatize a kid but you know yeah then reason that doesn't mean every kid's movie needs to be like zack snider levels of grim dark and snickle like that's just insane but hey no i mean there there's a line right where you can have a level of grim darkness where a kid will look at that and be like holy shit and they'll look at you as a parent be like that or do you know it's like that's like really grim like that's not what i'm used to and it's like yeah well that's the world sometimes especially when they see adults reacting to it just normally they're like oh it's okay my parents they're they're all right with this so you know if they're okay with this i know to be all right with it like like when you especially when you're young you see your parents panicking or afraid you're like shit's going down right yeah um yeah because like return to us uh would be something that probably wouldn't make it these days in terms of through senses in terms of like way that's not for kids but um there's a lot of things like that like people make videos about it like what is the scariest child's content quote unquote and it's like some stuff where you see it and you're like wow that made it through huh yeah um because yeah the wheelers came out a lot scarier i think than they realized they would oh they maybe they had a good fucking time filming it they were having great they're out there in their wheels and their costumes and laughing and giggling and didn't realize to a kid this is terrifying the fairy called him a boy he's all fantastic arguments we're very familiar with uh have you been good no then perish oh it's not a nice thing you know even even those who have been doing bad you don't have to perish like Pinocchio uh pidjolkino the puppet that caused all deaths yep so much lore here um Papa Gundam on eFap Christmas came early hey it's Christmas all month here okay maybe even longer than that um hey mutually are you still willing to cover content about last was two if so my buddy showed me a defense analysis video called we don't deserve the last was two by Geordi the movie guy it was crap he literally makes the argument that Naughty Dog gives us a choice to either force us to play as abby or put down the controller if we don't want to i can't even yeah that's not the kind of choice that i think is with much of anything in a video game it's like i thought i was being told a story it's like no the point is that you don't want to play like i paid for you cunt give me my value what the hell that's bullshit yeah that you can choose not to play the game come on uh in old times cinderella the stepsisters cut off parts of their feet to fit into the shoes oh uh then when they get found out birds eat out their eyes is this real i know the first part of that is definitely true why why do you gotta why do you gotta be eating out eyes you know i don't know i'm i'm anti that there's an early alfred hitchcock story this video is so bad i feel sorry for disney i know which is wrong what have you done gundam on e-fap like anakin i shouldn't i know i shouldn't yeah i suspected we were going to be really tearing into disney in this episode no we're actually just tearing into this youtuber take the word you said i know i should be defending disney i know i shouldn't it triggered uh in bruce where he's like do you use this word sometimes yeah if you wonder what it's like i know i shouldn't yeah yeah yeah use this word alcos yes ah nooks and crannies yes this is a better word yes picks and crannies busy going on to you about the alcos seriously dialogue in that movie is fucking fantastic that's one of my favorite movies it's so fucking no offense harry i'm not being funny here but a bit of a con maybe have some more con kids the whole conversation yeah my kids fucking out of it why are you talking about my cunt fucking kids i retract a bit about your cunt fucking kids the way he brings it up later he's like i retracted it tonight pride and prejudice and zombies is a great book oh i don't even know it was a book yeah i think it was important to explore the pride and prejudice world with zombies um right the prejudice cinematic universe yeah i respect the director slash writer's decision i do right i guarantee there's no significant thematic benefit from like including zombies in uh i don't know i i think i think i'm gonna give them a little bit more of a benefit of the doubt on that one there might be some really big thematic yeah i'm adding the zombies to it just like in resin evil yeah but it gives it enough of a pulpy quality where i'm just like i'm down for that in the theater like i'll go and see that fine put zombies in anything like if you handle it well sure seven psychopaths also by mon mcdonough is also great yeah i i put my preference of those two same for me uh it it does add you out but i love the both of them wait which one do you think is better i think seven psychopaths what dude that film had me like howlin i think i do think it's more consistently funny and i just like a lot of the it's there's more locations they go to so i find it more interesting and it's i think it's a more fun of a watch i respect your opinion that sounds like you don't respect is a bit i just i disagree but that's okay this is nice but it is good i like the dialogue it's really good but um it's a fucking fairytale i really like me a variety of locations and i think there's more it's more going on that's interesting i like i do less like the characters more we're about three billboards i haven't seen it and i don't know i mean i've seen three billboards but not like the movie i didn't think three billboards i get out i didn't think it was as good as the other two by far no i i agree but i still enjoyed it this i saw the movie i thought that was all right yeah it's just it's good but it's not in bruise good this is the thing in bruising seven psychopaths to me like top tier sort of shit while three billboards i was like that was fine you know i haven't seen either of those and i've heard they're good so i'm gonna i'm gonna make a point of watching this too all right some of the comedy in seven psychopaths just hits so perfectly for me and it's funny i'm saying that because i think in bruise is funny as hell too i like the ending more in seven psychopaths you like what's more sorry i like the ending more in seven psychopaths yeah the only thing i don't like about in bruises ending is just the way they had the scene play out of of who who's dying how and where everyone is i just think the logistics of it all could be better um because i i like the um most of it and i like the overall the thematic element they're going for is just that i don't believe that harry would be so shit with a gun i guess um certainly the beginning but uh seven psychopaths i love the ending in that it's fucking fabulous um asked a while back but could never find the answer so i'll ask again thoughts on avengers one i think avengers one is pretty pretty strong um yeah it's good i tend to agree with the sentiment that the lighting in that film is really fucking stiff and bland like it almost feels like um like a soap opera tv episode i guess is what a lot of people go with it's just everything's very uh flat um but i think bringing together and bouncing off all of these heroes from separate movies i think they uh they did really well with the plot lines and action developments and stuff are all pretty pretty pretty solid age of ultron is a disaster though yeah from a writing standpoint like that's a lot of characters to juggle at once and pretty well i mean in finesse we'll have more to juggle and they managed to pull it off right yeah like the scenes in avengers one of just all the characters in a room argue each other is some of the best stuff in the whole to be honestly yeah really good jasmine he's good at group dynamics everything special about you came out of a bottle is such a fucking great line yeah yeah there's great dialogue in there yeah between all the characters like he understands all the characters uniquely and like great dialogue like it's like what would happen if captain american i remember in an actual conversation about what each other what they are as characters like because they differ so much ethically like it's very interesting i like the way it was handled like when they're all arguing like in the room with the staff and then it all ends with like this like that upside down shot with the staff in the foreground i thought that was that was great because they're all like pissed off each other the staff is like the staff is like amplifying them all i think great right yes the mindstone yeah also mary christler if i don't see you massives then mary christler have a great christmas absolutely i was really stoned when i watched the robo cop remake and that seemed freaked me the fuck out i've never felt so easy in a theater before i watched it sober and it like really bothered me it's funny i don't remember that one bothered me as much as the elita one it might have just been i don't know just just how it's feeling at the time i don't know why that one yeah i haven't seen elita yet so what you're describing was does sound like something that would really bother me but as good as the original robo cop is and it's it's a great ride that is just uh oof i haven't seen that it stood out to me is kind of weird because i heard cameron was working on like avatar movies and then that kind of came out i was just like what the fuck is elita i haven't heard of like is that a pre-existing thing like from some kind of comic or manga or something yes um i'm pretty sure it's a manga i don't actually i'm not even sure what specifically but it's one of those and uh people really like it and i think the movie did like please mostly everybody um i can't really remember anymore i just remember it being placed against captain marvel yeah there was a big yeah economy they're going big eyes i remember big eyes big eyes just like hmm that's kind of weird but could be a good movie i don't know by making pinocchio more wholesome kids identify with him more and that's in part to make things like the donkey transformation actually more impactful just what i mean you can argue this all day if we're going strictly from what kids find sort of to be inspiring or relatable it's like i can argue basically anything at that point kids can think a lot about a lot of things i agree with that super chat though it's good i agree well yeah if you told me like which one do you think they're gonna appeal to more out of the like the darker older ones and what disney made in those i'd be like probably the disney ones right and it's like well did you do a case study or a test they're like no i think kids latch on to certain things for all kinds of different reasons that doesn't take much i mean it can just be like uh an abundance of color i still terminate it too when i was like seven i wanted my own awning in my house to look after me like the coolest toy ever yeah uh this fire is in my halfling skin what is what is happening with that this fire in my halfling skin don't know about that it's probably a line from Frodo's song or should i say Frodo's song Frodo's song hellfire yeah i love when yeah he's yeah he's got the the hots for as more is more elder and singing about it bro what a interesting character what an evil bastard he often gets overlooked as like a super evil bastard yeah everyone goes straight he's also an interesting character oh god i should have gone this way oh well it's a gondon who's on e-fap i can now die happy say hi to your future ex-wife for me gondom i knew i'd fucking die oh well we're talking about that guy's relationship material yeah he's always so upbeat and positive mm-hmm disney has a future a future ex-wife so you're going to marry him and inevitably divorce him yes amen hi disney has the capability to redefine their properties just look at the new take of the sleeping beauty from the nuanced from a nuanced with the Maleficent they have the kit well i mean the statement they have the capability to redefine their properties yeah um you're gonna have some trouble with something like the Lion King though that's not easy to try and change the uh sort of perception everyone has of you know like you're like when you say Lion King you think of the fucking the redo right it's like no no i think of a good one fuck no yeah and i don't think you're gonna change that anytime soon it's just way too impactful and people show their kids this stuff that's what i was getting at with like remakes though in general people forget the originals and you say the Lion King they're just like oh yeah the 20s whatever movie it's like no no you're the animated one i don't even know that that is happening these days that mistake i really hope it doesn't though i don't think so i think most people still generally think about the originals no no you're right since since they started putting the years in like after the titles of movies like i think that's a trend that only started in like i don't know the 2020 tens maybe or maybe i don't know i don't know when they started doing that i feel like like not too long ago there was an issue where it's like people would bring up the title of a movie and it's like which one are you talking about but now that it's like common practice to accompany the year with the title of a film it's like okay you're talking about that one since then i think that's that's resolved a bunch of the problems let's not forget TLM's author Hans Christian Anderson got burned by love all his life and died alone might have influenced his storytelling oh maybe maybe i feel like that experience might just drop a hint of that sort of thing into your work love is suffering it's pain and anguish it is destruction of the soul okay all right that's a perspective thank you rags moeller and guests of all e-faps i don't always agree with your critiques but your points make me think more critically about my writing and i'm i'm a better dm pathfinder as a result hey we love discussion over here and if you don't even agree you know what sometimes that's even better because there's more discussion that yeah that's great you know people can listen to something they don't agree with and but it gets them thinking and it's like oh i'm considering my ideas in a way that i hadn't i haven't before i feel like that gets like the value of that is underappreciated everyone's just like no i only want to listen to stuff that echo what i believe yeah fuck that man ganondorf he punches for a lot of damage i like this remember there's a version where the mermaid is melted into c form what does it mean to be in c form this is form form oh surely i think c phone what are you okay in the shade of green well that's terrifying i guess as with all things balance is needed not too much edge or cute depending on what the story calls for for example revenge of the sith is super dark but a new hope is more upbeat and hopeful than empire is darker again and so on um yeah i mean tone is obviously going to be determined by what kind of story you're telling and what i mean i know this is kind of pointless to say what kind of story i don't say it's kind of like the reverse like what what what kind what kind of story you're telling like how you tell a story determines the tone you know like uh the tones the result yes story dictates everything that's that's what i think i'd say when it comes to tone i think it's delivery i mean if story is everything then yeah i would dictate everything i guess yeah if it's everything but i'd say it's delivery of the story not the story itself because you could have really dark movies that are delivered comedically yes that's true i guess vice versa to a degree it might be tougher if you go to a comedic movie trying to get dark in it but you can pull it off um yeah it's it could be both it's weird to be in a position of like they are taking dark and making it cutesy for money weird yes i think that's even if they are that would be bad yeah it's just incomplete arguments everywhere okay right right i remember there's a version with a mermaid oh sorry i read that already melted uh since the disney sequels have been mentioned i now have to mention that cinderella 3 is surprisingly fun and good and everyone should watch it yeah i had a cousin who was really really nervous and at parties there was a lot of a version history buffs is a channel that reviews films based on the historical uh accuracy i have seen some of those videos i think i watched his um he did one recent it's not a workout channel it is not damn getting buffed through history you know that'd be neat uh yeah i watched it on the one on the the bohemian rhapsody i saw his video on that it was neat i've gotta go play as a nest soon i'm gonna explain his nest meant to say she got melted into seafoam oh there you go yeah mystery soft mystery solved had an argument with my co-worker on why the sd is bad and when he couldn't counter my points he said why does it matter it's fake anyway you know what you know ask him that about his next paycheck and say you know it's just i mean it's not really it's not really worth anything i'm gonna get down to it so you know money is what we value it at so is that really it's all objective i would just be like i mean yeah okay so the next time you bring up fucking any media i'm going to say this to you are you ready for that it's not real it's not fucking real why are you talking about like oh you're watching it it's not real so didn't mean lori it's like dude it's not imagine you had that friend who just kept telling you that like with wrestling it's like it's not real i know it's not real like yeah well my feelings are real that's why i'm crying because it was real yeah oh my god and not bad line applied horribly it just makes people laugh which is probably the best name could have worked um i'm gonna i'm gonna head out you guys i got some company over here at the house and uh well yeah so um mauler rags capital o thank you very much for your company this was great thank you yeah man thank you so much gentlemen's do you want to do a quick little explanation of what you do over where you are before you leave yes so i'm john graham slash digital i do a show called arby and the chief i've been doing that since 2007 um it's like a live action machinima kind of hybrid thing sounds cringe and stupid um i like to think that it's actually pretty cool and funny uh you can be the judge yourself check it out i just put out a i just put out a halloween special so uh if you like halloween at all i am very pro halloween i will be honest yeah halloween's pretty gifty cool i think it's i think it's pretty funny check it out and uh thank you very much for and um i'm always happy to do this you guys are great i have a good time oh sweet it's always like to have you man it's been nice to meet you again totally yeah thank you everybody and uh i'll see you again next time when yeah if you ever want to have me on again just give me a shout i'm totally happy to do it we will see y'all later see you dude all right thanks guys peace bye bye bye bye and then there were three right yeah he's all right he i put him in our top our top 30 guests his top 510 our top 10 top five guests um he's very chill johnny's got a whole history with the video games lots of opinions the best kind of guest uh white male where was i hey character stop battling while i'm looking at super chest uh the problem is that disney wasn't always terrible and he's attacking it when it was good it's like well yeah that was like the main confusion i think anyone would have it's like why are you targeting that hero what the fuck well i assumed from the title that he'd be talking about new disney and i thought it'd be an interesting video it was like no when disney was in its golden age it was ruining culture i'm like oh you have interesting opinions bold strategy let's see if it works out man it's trying to make his mark in the world his thoughts well this is the thing i think it's a pretty well rated video and people are happy with it i'm just like comment section i don't actually agree with any of this have you listened to it yeah would you just read the title the weird one uh pdb parker is what luke should have been in tlj uh so a key difference uh at least as i see it is that they showed us all of the pieces of his life that led him to where he was it didn't take long no because this is the thing when we've talked about fixing tlj and maintaining most of it like one of the first things i think about is like we might need a flashback sequence at the beginning because fuck me we got a lot of blanks to fill and uh yeah pdb parker they um they did it quickly but they went through how things can change over a long amount of time and um yeah i think uh you liked him the most in the film character wise right pranks i think so it's uh tough there's a lot of good characters there but uh yeah i definitely probably like him the most have you have you watched it cathedral yes and it's amazing pretty great pretty strong everyone should go see it into the spider verse which is getting a sequel and everyone's concerned as they should be i'm concerned very concerned if anyone isn't they probably don't know who's making it i guess like this will last soon well i guess a lot of people might not know and they just assume and give me reasonably so that this smash hit that everyone loved would be made by the same people who made the last one right right surely yeah that's how it works right unfortunately not always oh fuck that was risky right here we go uh they probably made the study a bunch of articles were made about it it was debunked retracted and the articles became a circular reference to other than us where that ends uh yeah i don't think we ever got a strong specific like example of exactly what they were citing um but i'm sure it exists out there i'm sure they weren't lying no i think they just saw the same thing i saw when i googled that it was referenced in other articles and so they just took that at face value and so i mean it's possible that it is somewhere on some corner of the internet and uh if i find it i'd be curious to read it see if she backs up that claim at all that uh disney princess love stories cause abusive relationships it's kind of a bold claim so be interesting to see i feel like there's gonna be so many more variables to account for but okay uh hello boys hope you love my new avatar uh couldn't choose i miss sorry couldn't choose i on my old phone also have a christmas i as well despite halloween being the superior holiday death to shad the heretic and his chris noids oh my god sounds like that sounds like the kind of mindless violence a typical halloweener would want well see violence is fun during halloween so i'm okay with it you go ahead halloweener you have your violence fair enough to hurt shad go for the chris moids that's fine because we're gonna be watching mando with him you know um new title how disney successfully made old unpopular depressing stories palatable for hundreds of millions of people across many cultures like yeah that's what that's definitely a better a better video than the one we got i think that title just matches it yeah see how she's a halloweener how much of what is bad storytelling across media is stupid people versus an idea that marxists are attacking story media a lot of stories making characters stupid racist and sexist for no reason so you're asking how many how much of it can be accounted for by stupid slash incompetent people versus how much can be accounted for it via marxists attacking media i'm always more willing to assume it's to do with incompetence yeah that's just a better assumption to make about everything especially conspiracy theories like what's the line don't attribute to malevolence but you can attribute to incompetence well the tribute is now an attribute to verb no one's safe is that background i thought that's that's an attribute is what i say an attribute is like a thing maybe it's a i think attribute is a noun and a tribute is a verb is it you think i think so that's how i think i uh all right i uh reverse that then you're all right i'll take that one off your list you're free to go i just like you said no it is safe it is like neither are you oh my god i guess he wasn't wrong was he no no one is he made his point rags that was a very clever point i like that you're welcome there's some porty chess doom hijacked the columbine shooters oh yeah because uh wasn't there some narratives about like obviously throughout history video games inspiring violence and stuff but of course yeah if it hijacks your emotions and thus makes you shoot people that sentence you know i can see how that sentence was formed hey guys i am a uni student and i found the article you guys wanted it's not a research journal but rather a magazine like article published um we had someone link it to us so some people have linked it to me too and the one people keep linking is an article that mentioned the study not the study itself but it's possible he found it i'm not sure uh do you want him to just at you with it in the like discord sure yeah if anyone can actually find the research paper itself or the study itself and not articles talking about it you can have me on discord or twitter i don't use twitter but go for it you got to get into twitter it's where all the cool people are oh no i don't want to do that at all twitter is a cesspool it is a it is a poopy hole filled with thumbs you know for saying they're kind of in terms of who uses cesspool like suspicion pool which is also true oh i hit kirby in the middle of the up b move nice uh but yeah thank you all for those who have looked into it as all elon butts sorry well don't apologize for it you know if you're gonna make a pun like that you gotta own it you know it had to happen it's important i don't remember which way is the best way to go for characters who are heavy and running like an egg i'm gonna try this one oh balls 40 seconds of usefulness in a long video must be the quartering oh that's that's that's so very cruel i think you know would you say 40 seconds of usefulness was in the wisecrack video or is that a bit excessive i don't know i don't know how long was the ad i think it was two minutes but it wasn't a particularly well done ad so no i wasn't like i feel like they just read the script that they're given and i'm like no like it sounds like a script that you're given you're not actually trying to convince me to get it yeah i guess they personalized it a little with the wisecrack you know we've been using the so it's helped us during covid but you know i'm not sure how much i believe that yeah there's just there's plenty of good options no no no maybe film or is just fucking great i'll maybe i'll google stuff i'm just familiar with sony vegas so i don't know yeah i'm inclined that at the you know how many subs they have and everything i'm sure they've been using a better editing program so i don't know why they're saying in an ad for like a for money i think oh you know that thing they were criticizing there's a big channel you could say you know i used to use filmora and it's not the best software that there is but for the price it's extremely cost efficient like yeah and you could do pretty much anything you need to so it's definitely an option that you should pretty good pitch honestly yeah it's like it's like i was like i'm linus from linus tech tips i don't have this gpu in my personal computer that doesn't mean it's the only one i would recommend ever and if you don't have the one i have you're wrong you know i want to grab you mario non-sexual just still he's freaking out about it there we go hey rags still pooping with the door open i see also the reactor door was locked i don't poop with the door open these are lies these are jedi lies these are this is sun spear propaganda i don't have none of it have we talked about a reactor in this stream at all we're reactors that's our job oh my god you me we're all the reactor the real reactor is friends you made along the way maybe they're talking about the the reactor door in mando being locked the one that the one that had the panel that was that couldn't they built a basin of volcano and then they installed a panel for the door that couldn't handle the heat of being in a volcano because the empire is the most incompetent organization that i've ever seen that isn't cult so i'm like i just jesus christ um everything they do is dumb but in fairness the door that leads to the reactor controls is opened because grief cargers like use this it's like oh okay that was a good door i don't know um but yeah i don't know if that's what we were talking about though it's locked in a very superficial way i i wouldn't argue and i just like the fact that you wouldn't like it it doesn't matter you can get from it to it from the outside it's a really weird security system to have something accessible from the outside but locked from the inside you know whatever works uh they made people happy how evil there's some truth right there by the way sorry for missing the last evap that count dankula dude is bloody hilarious also i'll change my avatar for the christmas if you want i mean it is christmas you know just i feel like you shouldn't have to be encouraged or compelled you know and uh yeah dankula was some good shit if you want real history on what happened on disney studios watch anim anim matt's animation look back series it's the only video of his worth watching the rest is hot garbage oh well some some people are one hit wonders yeah i love when awful youtubers bring in some obscure philosopher that isn't relevant and whose work probably doesn't aid their point that reminds me of carl marx freedman i mentioned milton freedman therefore i am big smart oh what's the one that just right kept doing like it's like fridrich no who was it he probably brings up fridrich engels fridrich engels was it me hi she sent me hi was it a hydra yeah it was uh who was it i can't remember but that was a really funny one but before we get but to talk about that we're gonna have to talk about oh god it's it's right on the tip of my tongue hey go that's what it is one dead communist who is wrong about literally everything hey go it was a thank you chat i go what is the point of a gun if it doesn't even fucking get noticed when i hit them with it what is the point maybe it's a why are we here just to suffer come in my bum uh 16th century culture is sabotaged you defending it is the proof oh i don't i don't know wait are you saying that because we were defending adaptations of something that the thing itself is now destroyed that it was adapting i'm not sure about that i'm not sure what you're after but yeah i realize now if i want to kill dr mario unlock dr mario i gotta fucking kill the mario by completing classic mode i think that's how you do it i prefer the don bluth idea of storytelling i.e show kids whatever you want long as it's got a happy ending um i don't know about that larger um not any i think you remember you remember the journey i will say that kids definitely remember you know the journey you know the two scary bits from return to arson not in the ending right so i guess that's the way you avoid it i guess oh my god so many pokemats how do you like to play it's fucking hilarious look at that moose classic good evening all high rags hi i'm a classic moose a lj long bones laugh guys the batwoman trailer though i'm so excited uh just it just ends in extra we are excited to give it just about a month and you will see season two episode one efat mini gonna be great uh poor peepo he's such a king protecting us from such horrendous things porn went out for you peepo yeah i brought him back to defend us from ralo it's a good lad peepo's all right i mean he's never done a bad thing to me always always taking care of me so i just you know what can i say it's a Gundam love you and fluffy i'm sure i'd appreciate that uh can we call this the it's edgy so it's deep fallacy um those stories might have deeper the boys to oh yeah i mean yeah the boys would definitely count as actually but um the ones we were talking about in this video like i haven't consumed them story wise they might actually have a lot of things to say and stuff um but the idea that probably do it's just the delivery of them is a little dark which is fine it's just not what disney was going for it's so weird that like he considers it they were like how do we make money it's like what if we take sort of like beloved fairy tales that are really dark and make them friendly for children that's a good way to make money i'd just be like where did you get this from why did you assume that this is this constant criticism of capitalism it shows in the way that they process information and describe things like the idea of we can simultaneously make a lot of money by giving people a product that's really great and enjoyable that they love like it's a symbiotic relationship of the system working healthily as intended and they somehow try and make that some sort of a nefarious and mean cynical sort of thing absolutely they also really ignore the audience entirely like disney is making these people want to watch yeah yeah ignore the audience god no no no no no oh my drown does marry that's fucking it's embarrassing also just watched boom tomahawk twice and it's really great insanely well written and john brood is easily my favorite character in that film uh why am i blanking on who john brood is john brood my brood oh um what's his name matthew fox yeah um yeah i thought he was awesome if not a little underutilized because of how much potentially seemed to have from what we saw of him i am i like bone tomahawk but holy fuck don't watch that film if you're not able to take some some of the most hideous gore i have ever seen in a movie yeah i ain't seen it it's not uh i mean i'm kind of out of nowhere too that's another thing that really hits it pretty hard i think it's the first time in such a long time that i have like very physically cringed while watching something you know there was me thinking i've seen it all i hadn't seen it all the dad jokes and his e fapper on point yeah yeah they're fucking incredible they're i don't i don't they haven't been i mean i i think they happen and i i don't see that dad jokes is a bad thing my i'm just flexing my my paternal nature elan slizz sleaze bagano has a better character rock than ray true i don't even think we need to prove that that's just wait it's known uh what are your favorite cohen brothers films that's a decent selection right there whenever i think of them first thing comes to mind is fargo mm-hmm yeah and that's you know you can't go wrong with fargo fargo's pretty great i also really like i think it's uh dare i say underrated but uh burn after reading is really funny i haven't seen that since it came out i remember liking it a lot oh it's great very good and no country for old men is good um that would definitely be near the top of the list for me yeah uh like barton think a lot yeah there's so many it's a hard one to choose between it's like when you say like favorite tarantino film i'm always like okay so with each one i need to like explain what i value so much about it and how i ranks highly and that at different points in the day i can choose different ones it's just like no country for old jab uh classic um rags where are you on the kinsie scale the kinsie scale well let's go to that kinsie scale from the kinsie institute all right okay so i will be uh probably probably three honestly i'm a three on the kinsie scale excellent um i guess the only one you do answer that very specific oh well we we can uh here i will i will give you a post a picture of the kinsie scale and you can tell me where you fall on that scale all right who made this kinsie kinsie you fucking legend this makes it why did it only go to six why wasn't it 10 what's so special about six i don't know um i'm like probably probably one or two i'd say zero or one probably well there you have it folks yeah the kinsie scale ratings for free well thank you not for you super shout out for today uh uh merry christmas mola merry christmas guests hi rags and merry christmas to you too merry christmas to all and to all a good merry mark and in um i like to bring this up every once in a while because i just think it's such a good joke the in in community they're dealing with things getting more more pc in the show and uh there's like a scene where they're like can we say merry christmas rather than happy holidays and then i think they switch it to happy holidays but then there's some reason for why happy holidays is also unacceptable and um the dean who's like obsessed with not offending anybody eventually decides on and it's like a relatively big payoff because we're wait we don't know what he's gonna say and he comes out in celebration he says merry happy that's it that's the cleanest way to do it you know no one's gonna be upset about that hopefully well maybe i have clinical depression and i don't find that so funny oh no i don't like it when people talk about happiness it upsets me uh hey i was watching the shrek films recently and shrek the third was so bad it was like watching the nostalgia critic your thoughts only ever remembered it as the bad one i just yeah i i haven't seen them in a long time no i haven't seen this the second and third in a long time i'm fairly familiar with them because i saw them enough i'm more familiar with one than two and i'm looking forward to rewatching them probably free fat movies whatever that gets around we'll watch the shrek series however many that that involves is it five shrek hi i have no idea because there's rumpels the third one is like king arthur or some shit right and then fourth one's rumpel still skin i think and is it shrek forever after i'm mixing them i think all i know is yeah i think forever after is and there's uh five hasn't come out or has is five oh five hasn't been made yet i don't know i'm confused right i thought you were shrek aficionado and you'd answer all these questions instantly um sorry what were the questions uh what's the shrek series like is it five is it six is it four um i don't know anything after two ish three so maybe i don't know and there was like tv ones too that they would do like shorts and then there was far far away idol but that's not really it's like a little bonus but yeah forever after is full all right all right req full was fine yeah i i don't know that i've seen that one i just remember rumpel still skin was in it um also rags why are most atheist youtubers becoming so woke also high rags uh i don't know i guess that's just it tends to be uh i don't know i guess they want to be progressive and so they associate i guess religiousness with a regression mean towards the right yeah conservatism which is probably it like religion is a conservative thing generally and so they don't want to be conservative or they have a big disdain for it so generally i guess they're on the left but i mean there's no reason like i'm an atheist but i'm definitely not some progressive lefty um just like yeah i just i don't know yeah like i as far as i'm concerned it's like a bit of a like what's the connection between those things like i have no idea if there is one necessarily uh i assume they'll just like split in half and some went to one sort of team if you will some went to another i imagine gundam is a gremlin sitting below a mic talking about how poopy life is and we love him for it talk he needs to talk to randy hello all serious wait hello all serious question i have been watching since episode one and was wondering if rags has ever in fact been wrong and if not is he actually a spider size dog like a goliath spider no but sometimes i will uh i will give the impression of uh incorrectness to keep people on their toes yeah and then i will make i'll make a note of it on my my pad here to dispensate with extra goodies and karma it wouldn't be fair to call him being wrong when he's doing it deliberately to try and raise a lot yeah it's a boy that's implied i mean yeah saying wrong things being wrong you know it's it's all kind of part of the part of the show really sometimes i'll throw a bone to people hi rags i'm driving 1,300 miles from central texas to ohio and i'm passing through arkansas i'll be by to take a pool in your pillowcase oh my goodness gracious i'm selling my pillowcase i don't actually know did he meant to say poo a poo in my pillowcase well what an odd thing to do yeah i mean you know when you're driving that far maybe anything any action is worth it just to make sure it was for something even pooping in a pillowcase um gundam is golden wisecrack is wack hashtag free mealy mealy that's m e l e that's uh at least four ease right on my am i retarded right now no yeah this is three okay sorry i been so long since i've seen it written you know i wasn't paying attention to the opening animations even of this game um but also why what do you mean free it's i'm playing it it is free as in not chained uh hashtag save smash and hi rags hey hello someone someone in chat said um what the easiest thing they said because they define themselves by what they're opposed to rather than what they're for so i don't agree with that um atheism is just not a theist uh all it is and it's it's a singular issue and it says nothing more um about a person at all you can be an atheist and pretty much anything else because it's it's its own thing uh you can be an atheist in a flat earth or an atheist in a republican or a democrat or a communist or anything like that it's a it's its own thing and because theism is the norm in our society um it has been just generally viewed as the not normal thing especially statistically uh but if someone defines themselves as an atheist and nothing else then that's really weird and tells you pretty much nothing about them at all if if i was to define myself that would be eventually one of the things i'd say but in and of itself it's not very meaningful at all um and i doubt that no i i would highly doubt that any atheist defines themselves as an atheist because it's just not in a it's not what that's for that label and if they did use that in that context if they did i'd be like that doesn't tell me much about anything yeah it it basically it only tells me one thing it means that you're not convinced of any gods being real and that's it there's nothing else so it's a useless thing and besides if you in a few uh if you identify as a christian well that tells me more that's that tells me more about what you don't believe in what you do because every other religion you don't believe in all the things that are opposed to that you don't believe too so i think it's a big deal it's just uh i don't really agree with that phrasing yonder monifap was exactly what i wanted for christmas also high rags hello hello i pronounce it police dick renegade someone said what i mean is the specific now woke atheists have no identity other than god not real so there's some that i listen to matt dillahoney in particular i really like as long as he's not talking about politics he's really good when it comes to logic and argumentation and stuff like that but he definitely has an identity outside of his atheism it's just that's what he's known for for being someone who's you know who does those debates and you know talks about reason and logic and epistemology but even the people that he has as co-host on the show and debates that i watch i don't think any of them only are nothing more than like a pride they just define themselves as i'm not convinced of gods so yeah i definitely don't see that that's your impression and i guess i'm confused how you picked it up how can they chat how can they chat good reference how many chucks would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck would fuck chucks i'm glad we're not talking about fucking wood one we've got a whole Pinocchio would that be child well never mind don't worry about it we don't want to go into age of consent logic oh yeah that was a whole thing but what about wooden children it's completely different uh remember to invite neurotic for battlefield earth efat movies one of the best so badest good movies ever great material for efat movies absolutely gonna happen uh we've got we've recorded quite a few efat movies now ready to go it's uh we have no promises for how exactly that's going to be released though molla would you ever remake your TLJ critique and add problems found after it was made with better editing quality um i thought about it at one point and i realized like all efforts gone into something like that could have been spent into a brand new series so it's probably gonna be like to me that's just like that's the answer you know and i think most people would prefer if i were to do that even if they would appreciate um like a remaster i guess even with additions but yeah now uh rags i know you can't read super chats but i didn't call molla's attempt poor because he can't pronounce japanese but because i literally spelled out the pronunciations baka mi tai was spelled bak no baka mi tai well if you're getting it wrong and maybe you should give me the letters or just paste it in the chat just so i could see it yeah i mean i'm because possible he did it wrong and so you're i guess not saying is he intends you to say didn't i say baka mi tai uh baka mi tai baka mi tai yeah baka mi tai i mean i might have said that's what we said right baka mi tai at some point i don't know i don't i gotta be honest with you i don't actually care yeah i don't honestly i just got him um it's it's hard enough to get these people to care about english pronunciation exactly you know our truth right from the rags spout or tap however you want to know it it's let's let's get english right people then we'll focus on japanese i guess that's number two okay uh genuinely appreciative of the hours of entertainment you guys provide carry on lads no pro blame oh we have fun checking out these these takes for all these different people you know and hang out with you guys the guest arunis fun on the bun thank you so much for hanging out with us uh do you have a favorite type of keyboard um oh i thought he meant like pianos um honestly i am very ambivalent when it comes to keyboards there has been plenty that i've liked plenty that i haven't i'm a lot more particular than when it comes to mice right now i'm using a logitech g910 and i've been enjoying it quite a bit it is pretty good so that's what i'm currently using yeah because when i started on stuff like this i had like really low grade peripherals but as long as they worked it never actually bothered me that much so i never got to a point of upgrading to like uh it like for all i know um like you know like high grade mechanical keyboards so i'm just like oh you should be using that like oh yeah maybe uh but like the one i have is is your standard keyboard and it's uh backlit with like a soft purple because i like purple and that works out just fine but it is a cheap keyboard it is not a an expansive one yeah honestly neither my how much does the keyword let me double check because my my mouse is a g600 also a logitech and they're only like 35 40 bucks and i love them and i mean until unless they make an upgraded version i'll probably just stick with buying this one forever uh but uh the keyboard is g9 9 10 it is let me go to the amazin this one is about a hundred bucks uh i really like it though looking looks slick i like it quite a bit hasn't been given me any issues um before this one i had a g5 10 s because i got it really cheap there was like a mega sailor i got someone was selling it used or whatever and i used it for years then i really liked it the the keys were nice and quiet but they were took a little bit more effort to put them down but the keys were nice and quiet it was a big keyboard and i really liked it but one day i accidentally spilled like a soda all over it and i was like fucking then it got a little sticky and still got it i don't know maybe there's a way to clean it out sometime but i did have this one for whatever reason this g9 10 so i've been using that ever since and it's been working pretty darn good it's good for typing good for playing it lights up nicely got great media buttons and it's been pretty durable i am a fan i like logitech peripherals there you go uh if it takes like eight smurfs to give you a hand job how many would you need for a spit roast is that one more time if it takes an eight smurfs to give you a hand job then how many would you need for a spit roast and would smurf that be involved i don't think smurfs could all right so you'd have to you'd have to have a series of platforms normally normally when you talk about sexual positions and you have to start the conversation by getting to architecture something's off but i assume that only in the most technical sense it's possible but it wouldn't be anything i want to do or engage in and it wouldn't be worth it and i doubt you'd get much out of it honestly uh well at least it ends with also high rags or high wags oh hi also also may as well start saying it now molla watch the mothman prophecies you not true horror fan anyway last super chat see you later boys thank you very much and bye bye not impossible one day i shall perhaps check it out mothman prophecies uh they're absolutely ruining culture they used to adapt adopt stories and make it impactful for broad audience now they do remakes of their own things see that is the argument i would have expected to be in the video but no oh my god when a pokemon fucks up another pokemon in this game it just feels like you know it's just some real shit this is what they were built for they're doing their thing got the notification for this ages ago when i was working it's still going when i get off work oh yeah boy you know efap mm-hmm we're at uh where are we eight hours actually and that makes it okay yeah we might actually have uh be able to do a normally-ish sized efap this time actually because we're oh my god we've got like 20 30 left i think something about amazing oh some nc post hiatus highlights fury road haters are closeted gays ghostbusters 2016 is acceptable because kids like it this is from nostalgia critic uh blade to villain says a racist thing maybe the director is too and dialogue can be taken many ways but if the director doesn't make it clear which way he means he's failed oh that's a that's my favorite one i'm telling you man the strategy was to get in early yeah yeah i really feel like i missed the boat not respected focus focus review he made about how fans hate change but will also hate if you try and do your old stuff again we've not covered much nostalgia critic but i mean i think it's it's not looking great uh yeah but yeah he's been going for like was it 11 years like damn i love the idea that ambiguous dialogue is failure that's the circle to me that is that is a take gonna go ahead and disagree with it that's my controversial thing today yeah damn rags french your friend jackson is really good slash arousing hey that's the best kind your friend jackson oh i thought you said my friend jackson because i because i was thinking like i don't have any irl friends who are jackson and i don't know of anyone i know it's like is he from jackson i don't know it but uh like okay i got you you're all good oh my god bombs i love your voice it's a Gundam hey ah crap i forgot to say hi rags oh no no but hello didn't quinton make his own youtube rewind hi rags uh i think so he did uh first off hi he did it was insanely cringe like what do you mean a quinton reviews video that kind of cringe belongs in a furry convention it was no good that's no good no you you think that when you fight three of yourself in arcade mode it's supposed to represent some kind of mental anguish i don't know oh yeah it's about mental illness and that means it's deep sweet it's your three dark personality traits and so yeah well they say everyone in your dreams is you so yeah you're a what are they psychopathy machovalianism and and manga homosexuality i don't know through homosexuality there yeah oh i should almost in duality sorry um it's a duck in Gundam that's true he was here despite you turned up later you might even think we lied he's not here at all i do like that uh that happened with i think it was dankula where someone joined in like some hours in they were like where is it it's like here right now well he's a normal ish but no he's not but he's not like weird like that no so it's a special kind of weird that's true the sather off hype is due to sequinics it's due to weebs square enix being stricter than a catholic high school making the odds of his appearance being next to zero this is how the fgc reacts to a new character in general all right then i just yeah i know fuck all about any of it so i'm just like all righty uh been playing ghost of susheema how is this not the game of the year because the last was two is so good it's so amazing is that good believe it believe the hype uh moeller if you played chibi robo for gamecube i have not well i have i did we told us before i can't actually say i can't actually honestly say i i don't know you still remember it i i remember playing it but i don't know if it was i enjoyed it but i don't know if it's because i was a dumb idiot kid or because it was actually good yeah i like legit do not know uh joules is pretty decent as a novel i wouldn't know i'm not saying that that's ready you guys know anything about the joules novel no no i didn't even know there was one what's it about joules the movie and then the shark went rar i'm having a hard time picturing it and look forward but i'm sure it's good well you know what random subjects i wanted to bring up um what do you think of this whole um buzz like i had if i had a dollar every time i heard that what do you think of buzz light your prequel movie but in the sense that it is a film about a guy who is like in a movie and then the toy in the toaster universe is based on that guy oh so buzz aldrin well i mean um they'll do whatever but yeah someone someone like that is he based on buzz aldrin yeah isn't that buzz isn't that where they get that from i mean maybe the first name but like i feel like there's more to a character than their first name yeah i don't know i don't know anything about his personality is based after anything to do with buzz all oh no i just meant the name sorry yeah no you oh yeah but like right yeah i mean i could totally believe that's the case absolutely oh yeah i don't know how much a flat earth or once i think he did or no it wasn't a flat earth or i think it was someone who said we never went to the oh you shouldn't hit stupid people but that is funny but you shouldn't do it that's a quote to say you shouldn't so that like buzz light your moot is an animated movie i think so but like so everyone was annoyed the chris avans is voicing buzz instead of tim alan but then i was like is not that buzzed is that a problem if it's not that buzz yeah it's like i don't know wait we're all of the buzzes in the store buzz light year in toy story too when you say all of the buzzes are you saying with the old voice by tim alan or you're asking something else yeah yeah i'm pretty sure they were but um this is where my brain is actually of two minds it's like if in the universe of toy story there was a movie released with an actor playing the character buzz light year and it was a successful movie and we are going to see that movie come out on its own that's their plan wouldn't the in-universe toy from that movie probably have the same actor playing the character in the toys voice lines if you know what i mean by that well yeah i think the toy would have the character's voice another thing people are saying is like well the character is much younger than the toys we wouldn't sound necessarily the same i've seen lots of discussion on this i'm just kind of confused wait so is is this character that buzz light year toy is based off of a real astronaut or a fictional character i don't know if they're doing like he's a real person in the toy story universe or if it's just an action movie in the toy story universe it's one of those because if it's an action movie in the toy story universe i feel like you should go with the actual character's voice yeah that's what i thought people like why would he be tim alan if he's a different but it wasn't there an animated series of buzz light year like a cartoon show of the buzz light year in the buzz light year universe which did have tim alan's or at least it definitely would have if it was shown in any of the three movies no like it's own show oh you mean like in a kid's cartoon show that was buzz light year the character in the buzz light year universe and there were other like space rangers and stuff huh maybe maybe this is some weird fucking fever dream no chat is chat is agreeing with you oh yeah but stop come stop oh because they're scared of you yeah they're scared of you it's a shame sometimes i really i feel like a king and all my advisors are afraid of disagreeing with me like no guys i really need to know if i'm wrong this is important you're like you know that pete jackson movie lord rings the return of golem an old child like yes yes it was it was okay it was all right yeah i mean i feel i feel like i could be persuaded either way instantly based on what you said that's my feelings on the film um so yeah i'm not sure if i i i'm not clear on what if i think it should be tim alan yet or not because i'm not exactly sure of what the movie is yeah and wait further bulletins as events warrant yes um high rags look up operation cinder and fat man because moeller is busy but don't watch the trailer for fat man just read the description of the film thanks or don't even look at the description of fat man wait but if if the if the value is in seeing this film like wouldn't it be better if we didn't read the description oh this is the um the bell gives a santa right yeah um what's let's see to save his declining business chris cringle also known as santa claus is forced into a partnership with the united states military making matters worse um chris gets locked into a deadly battle of wits against a highly skilled assassin hired by a precocious 12 year old after receiving a lump of coal in stocking okay this actually sounds great i'm we should see that oh this is great this is good this is really i got good news it's 46 percent positive from critics 83 from audiences so it'll probably be very good or at least incredible very entertaining yeah um and mel Gibson santa i mean you know that's that is that's definitely yeah okay well maybe um we can record for it and it'll be released 2021 christmas because um we'll be lucky if we can even get one e-fat movies christmas out this year with scheduling and stuff even though we recorded three you know how it be um but yeah i don't know that does sound pretty good that sounds like a a rom also i just baseball bad kirby into a fucking mine and he slammed into it and blasted off into space that was pretty damn satisfying uh i find it funny that most people can tell which movies are oscar bait and which ones have no chance kind of defeats the purpose of movie awards since when has anyone been anything other than cynical about the oscar's though like we all these award shows i mean we all do that but i don't even know that we're always right we just assume that we're gonna be you know we have a track record of generally being correct about most things well i just meant like people in general which isn't pride we have information that would lead to this is a correct conclusion you can back this up with data guitar if we're talking good steven king adaptations it was pretty decent not super great but lots of other good stuff but it chapter two is a mess i agree with that i liked it the first one but it part two annoyed me uh thoughts on v fendetta movie and graphic novel i liked the movie i haven't seen it in long enough now that i wouldn't consider it safe to say that it's good i'd need to see it again yeah i need to see it as well i enjoyed it but i'd have to see it again who knows i guess i'm going over there on net that was a big mistake okay uh hi rags hi i can tell you that the mini series of the stand is actually really enjoyable the cast included an awesome job favorite king based movie interesting do i need to watch hillhouse before bly no no but i would recommend it i guess uh you really don't need to at all i don't think i it really doesn't matter i there's only one connection i'm thinking about and honestly you can do it in either way so yeah either one's fine they are different experiences though yeah for the bible readings proverbs 316 all right uh let's see proverbs 316 uh 316 yeah um give strong drink to the one who is perishing and wine to those in bitter distress wait you know what i'll drink to that i can live by there are some there's a few bangers in there i never denied it uh rags have you tried steamed moose hot steamed moose hot no i haven't i don't think i have big hearts though not because they're nice but because they're large but maybe metaphorically you know they're just really kind why we cut out their hearts and steam them i feel like it's weird to steam a heart maybe i'm just uneducated i don't know maybe part of the heart seems like something that's very moist all the time so you didn't you don't want to dry it out you want to preserve its moisture kind of while you cook it so i can imagine a boiled or steamed heart would be advantageous i don't know of course i'm talking straight out of my asshole but that seems like it follows to me and when does your asshole fail you you know that's a that's a really good fucking point rags if and another guy can't decide who should top you have to play rock paper scissors or something hmm well the key is i've never had this issue however you don't want to have someone do something you're not comfortable with um that's that's very important uh but there's a lot of stuff you can do that's kind of mutual so maybe you should try some of those things first where there isn't really a dedicated top or bottom in those scenarios and then see how you feel as time goes on or maybe one of them decides they might you know give it a shot and take an interest in it or maybe it's all decided in which case you're just gonna have to do alternate things um or you could find some third person to fucking spit roast river i don't know mm-hmm that seems like uh some ideas for you why don't you try those and see how that works oh my spicy one next rags clomels is pretty good don't listen to theo that condescending prick doesn't know what the hell he's talking about oh wow that sounds like it's spicy you see so it says that's for me but i feel like that's for theo yeah no i didn't say that was for you i just said it was spicy oh well oh well what well that it said for rags is but um no this is clothing is pretty good don't listen to theo yeah um hmm i don't know i i tend to he tends to be pretty accurate with this stuff yeah i'm uh i i have a large amount of stock in theo's perspective on things so if i were to watch the clone wars and conclude that it is good then yes you'd be right but i feel like that might not be likely that's all you know not not a huge commitment just saying just feels yeah feels over reels and uh for theo i'm sure he would find the the disdain there to be um reasonable to some degree but ultimately his correct nature would would reinforce his position that the clone wars is ass balls also that is two games in a row of fucking the the enemy is big and they kill themselves this game was trouble with that i think yeah the ai is designed for you get this in risk of rain too i'm just casually tinkering around and now or if you turn on some modifiers enemy like if you turn on friendly fire where you can hurt yourself and your friends but enemies can also hurt themselves they have no idea how to address this they still act and do everything is normal so they'll just fuck each other up sometimes uh i guess the ai it same thing when they're metal when they turn metal i don't think the ai changes they'll behave as normal but now they're metal which so you know the thing you really notice when they go uh metal in this game is when they are falling normally and they're more um let's say breathy uh what's what's floaty i guess um they will often react to the fact that they're falling off the stage yes just a little later like a yeah slightly after they go off the edge that's when they react to it and for some reason they didn't change that when they're metal and so they'll pass the threshold of being able to return way quicker and so they just don't yeah by the time they do that that jump in the air it's already too late because they just waited too long their programming says well once you fall off you wait this many seconds but the metal modifier makes that um well then when they're metal and huge you just get them close to the edge grab them throw them off and usually they just go blah oh and huge fucking huge uh you guys should check out the movie quickly down under in your free time classic 90s movie starring tom salick and alec rickman uh allen rickman yeah he i do like quickly down under that's a fun movie i like it i have not seen that nifty flick also privy at ragovich and the molotov very nice uh katechris has turned into a long man oh my god oh excellent who's katechris he's uh he's one of the fucking og reviewer people oh yeah first uh people was watching on youtube for a viewing show very chill reviewed a shit ton of games in this time maybe we'll get them on e-fap someday who knows no no no please please please please please eh okay we get uh boop boop rag stop having opinions about star wars you're scaring muley never do we have any different opinions when it comes to star wars like we typically line up yeah for the most part we don't have to worry about that all that much yeah you're just saying that's a rags doesn't beat you oh god i'll beat you i'll smack you around i'm gonna remind you that i'm a five on the the humpty scale or whatever remember that's spot related because humpty is a descendant just want to make sure everyone remembers this it's important law oh wait that that artwork that we reacted to i think that's still in the meme fap it's not out yet so you guys have to wait for that i will go over that in a moment actually all the shit that we've done e-fap related it's not actually out yet um everyone i've seen who likes cuties also likes the last of us two and the last jedi i don't know about you but i find that really funny weird the weird set of movies to be defending well it is odd i it's it's only been lefties who've defended cuties just something that i've noticed i think even they would admit that that's something they've noticed you know it's a clear line it's it's a weird fucking line that's the thing i don't consider myself a conservative but you gotta have some standards your society's gotta have standards what's the problem with the language these days because i'm assuming when you said you're like leftist versus lefty versus socialist communist crazy lefty i pretty much use interchangeably but yeah someone on the left is regarded as a democrat in this world or at least in when people say in real life certainly here in america but a lefty or a leftist is like a someone who's far far into a person or either a socialist or a very progressive they're on the farther left the farther left and anyone who disagrees with that is fucking out of touch with reality in fairness most people are now experiencing going outside for so long what is reality that's very true reality is what you make of it reality can be whatever i want god come hey everyone just go back from seeing my dying dad oh and i'm cheered up to see you guys streaming make sure you tell your families that you love them sorry to hear about you all right with you i really hope that things are uh all right with you and him and hope things turn out okay uh but yeah it's good advice absolutely value the time you have with your family tell them how you feel let them know you're there and i'm happy that we could cheer you up that's it's really good to hear i'm glad to hear that man must be tough for you so if we can assuage any melancholy of yours that's excellent uh in reference to my super chat defending isoka i meant in general not the garbage mando vision you can tear that apart oh really okay yeah sure i mean i'm i got you we probably talked about that when the maybe when the first chat was read but yeah i i generally hear that she's good and the clonwars good all right i know no field wasn't thrilled but that's good fuck nas you suck were you guys efapt the leg of star was holiday special here rey goes back in time and saves everyone great time now for christmas we're not gonna be able to yeah we're not gonna be able to it wouldn't be even if we were to watch it wouldn't be out this christmas But um, I mean it's life day. It's not Christmas. So fuck it We um, there's a reason why we wouldn't watch that at some point I wouldn't be necessarily opposed to it. I Think it's weird that I can attack a giant hand with a yo-yo. I don't know hands and yo-yos are You know, that's what I mean They usually a team like the idea that they attack each other my god cats and dogs living together Master I I love that that joke in american dad because american dad is better than family guy. It's true Um, yeah, it is true when stan is like freaking out About two men raising a child and he's like one of the many things he's worried will happen as a result is horses eating each other And this is his payoff where He's seen that like that's becoming I guess relatively noble whatever and he's like, it's not, you know ruining blah blah blah He looks at the way it goes and the horses aren't eating each other So that would be terrifying though. Oh, you remember that scene from the brother's grim Where that horse fucking eats that kid with a spider web? That shit's terrifying um That sounds familiar but for some reason i'm blanking on that Feel bad man. We gotta watch that movie sometime. All right, let's do it. It's probably like van helsing Oh, I'd hope so It's the best kind of content. No, no, no, stop punching this kid Evil uh moopa may have called a video assayist a massive f slayer And they said they wouldn't debate him because of it. Sorry, but he deserves to know Well, john was already gone by the time this was read out. So no, I'll never know now. He'll never know Wait, wasn't disney wasn't This wasn't wait disney cremated Oh waltz you mean wait wasn't Um, oh wait. Yeah, you know what you're right. It's It's hard to believe but Literally a piece of something was on my monitor that is right in between Uh, that's happened. That's uh, uh Looked like weight. So yeah, while disney was uh, was he cremated? I don't even know the story though He's cryogenically frozen in a time capsule beneath the headquarters of what used to be epcot That's true. Yeah They're waiting for the day where their disney money can Resuscitate him What was uh, what did you get frozen for was it literally just because he was too old? Was he did you have a disease? Well, he was I think he probably had a disease or or something was gonna happen that wasn't curable when he died So what they're doing and um Someone says it's a myth in chat, but now i'm going to google it. It's a myth. Fuck off No, it isn't it's real. That's totally what happened I Thought he was buried under the pyramids, but I guess you know everyone's got a different story to tell I do like the idea that we actually unlock the technology one day to resuscitate like a human being from Many years dead even when just like simply frozen and he like it works out his whole plan I've seen a lot of stuff say that saying that it's actually just a myth and that he was cremated Well, he was alleged. No a body double was cremated. Yeah Don't get tricked by that sort of stuff, you know, you got it You see that's the thing this it's the simple shit that'll fool you if you're not paying attention If you don't see the signs if you're not checking If you if you knew disney like I did you wouldn't fall for this Just crazy hands more annoying. He's hot. It's a oh he did the thing Uh-oh, I might lose this Oh, he did the stupid move. Haha, you were tough. Wait a minute. Am I running out of time? I didn't even know that was fucking possible He had five HP Why does my life suck? Oh, no, I generate my value from how well I can defeat hands as a child A very strange and specific one, but hey, I didn't I honestly completely forgot you could even run out of time in the hands fight There's a timer right there and I just ignored it because like nobody ever runs out of time on this shit You just you either die or kill Uh 12 angry men and zombies Yeah, I think that would be a really really good subversive take upon the 12 angry men story, you know 12 angry zombies I was thinking like the the trial gets up to zombies, but you know zombie jurors is pretty good too It's just like It's the whole thing it's like the dialogue is so incredible You guys know what uh vegan zombies eat, right? Dead animals. No way that doesn't make sense dead, you know dead trees Like a nothing. What is it rags? Graze I get it. Yeah, I like that. Yeah Yeah, it's all right It's all right The clown scene in brave little toaster scared me. Yep, that's a common one that gets people The fucking witch lady in the pee wee movie The peeing movie the pee wee movie same thing Oh, I saved myself with the retarded move. I'm so proud of me Oh Come on pathetic child and when the even gun violence in this game the fuck Oh, if I'd aimed that better I would have gotten Molly you finished talking about how can she slap and hitting Women while playing peaches peril where Bowser just is beating the shit out of peach That is what we call a cosmic coincidence A wonderful one of that Milton Friedman disgusts me. It's Hayek all the way Fair enough You need to play shadow the edgehog before starting ps2 emulator dab on the defendant Oh, did we never say that in our our shadow discussions? I thought that was implied came up Surely shadow the edgehog. We would have said that sometime right? I mean edge is the head. I hear that and it feels new My brain thinks I don't think I don't think it was ever said It's just it's just one that I considered to be like it's Way too obvious. You gotta like edgy the hedgy was already an evolution of it that I thought was funny But you know, I like the pre evolved version. It's good. Yeah. No, I like it I think it works could be just hadn't it had it said in so long, you know Uh Dab on the defenders of that emo clone and he's a dirty ewok that shot the dawn Why the fuck really shoot the dawn like as if it wasn't bad enough with everything else Um, just wanted to thank you for talking efap good well Yeah, I feel like we um, we do we do that so I'm glad that that's that's a good man I'm usually raga tastic Yes capitalism ho What's with the theater going back on the tasm 2 debate thingy? He claims now that you guys are missing out on a few things while also claiming that his Own case was lackluster even though he should have prepared for ahead of time. You got to say that spider-man 2 is bad though She's gonna be honest. I Do not think I I don't know. I don't know if I I don't think he's got anything I'm pretty sure they'd watched the film three times before they spoke to us. We'd watched it once At least, you know, I've seen it before but not like since it came out seven years ago or something We I don't I don't know how you could possibly defend electro. I think it's impossible Um And there's a lot of just dirty stuff in that movie He's thought about it longer looked into more defenses longer and that's his fight if he wants to fight it, but uh Yeah, I I don't know. I don't know how you get past a lot of the stuff We mentioned which wasn't even probably everything because eventually we just started skimming through stuff. Yeah to get towards the end Uh tazum one is really bad tazum two isn't quite as bad, but it's fucking terrible anyway I'm not even sure because Like you just said if I was to re-explore both films with a fine-tooth comb I'm not even sure which one would turn up worse So it's tough. I I think I think the first one I think they'd only get worse the more we looked at them And I think when we watched them the first one was the worst one we were calling out more stuff about it So I bet further examination of that one like both of them would just get worse. So yeah Um, but yeah, you know, everyone's welcome to change their mind and uh, I guess he did But uh, the s is the spider-man 2 stuff That comes from he's had a lot of time with southpaw and southpaw's been going Hardcore depth into it. So it's it's hard not to be sure of a position when you've probably received a lot of argumentation for it. I guess I'm alive Uh in an hour, I managed to make a six page google google doc that'll fix all big Doodle gawk But a google doc should just be called a doodle. I'm fine with that Um So in an hour, I managed to make a six page google doc that fixes all the big lower character admission problems in tlj Ryan isn't complete moron In fairness, he doesn't think they're problems So he wouldn't even be trying to fix them if that makes sense Yeah um But yeah, he set out to do a thing and he feels he did it. That's nice for him It's not so nice for a lot of other people though. How do I get that one? Ah beautiful Sword art online abridge is legit good in its own right infinitely quotable. No original SAO required. Also high rags Hi Um, so this is actually the beginning of a mini war again Because the next one says I tried watching so a SAO abridged and couldn't bring myself to smile at any point I wanted to like it previous super chat lies watch good rat instead Oh man, they're gonna have to I don't know. I don't even know how we're gonna settle this Probably we won't tough debate So then the follow-up Is a previous super chat is lying about the previous super chat SAO abridged is quite good Really and then the response to that is bold-faced lie And then the response to that is continuing to lie So You know, it's pretty intense. I don't know how this narrative is going to come to its end, but uh SAO abridged folks. It's either good or it's not who knows First you've ever caught on a live in a while glad I could donate and support you You have all helped my writing so much these past couple of years now. I can add Gundam to my story with you guys as cameos Oh, wow. Yeah, definitely about to help. I was good to hear it. Keep it up. Keep making shit. Don't stop Don't fucking stop your pieces of shit. You're like, why do you have to be so angry? It's where I got a few ever if you ever fucking stop stop writing I'm gonna go a day without typing or writing a letter. I'll know I am known by many names mountain slayer thunder lion the chocolate axe, but you You may call me tiffani Tiffany that's a masculine name shouldn't be it's a woman's name I don't know what this is a quote of an interesting super chat. That was quite a journey All right, normal-sized efab. Ha remember mohler how I sit and someone said luke didn't have a relationship with anakin But had one with just vader Yeah, so for anybody in the efab audience who didn't know Um, ryan johnson on twitter was asked why is it that vader never showed up or rather anakin To luke in the sequel trilogy or even prior and ryan johnson said they had tooled with the idea But of course luke's relationship was really they had to say no yeah, uh He thought about it and he was like well think about it Luke's relationship was with vader not with anakin. So really it doesn't quite fit the moment as much as yoda does Like they're like people are acting like they're literally two different people It's some yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't take it so literally It's a little bit silly And uh, I would actually argue even if you were to split them into two that luke was always appealing to anakin and Yes, that was like the climax was him reaching his father So I I find all of this fucking crazy and to be honest with you Even if I agreed with ryan, it would be ben not yoda that should be appearing. I don't understand why like like what why I don't know. Yeah, why yo, I mean yoda was meming like Yoda's not a memer. He acts like a memer once when he wants to check you out and see what you're about His memes or dreams Oh, that that set of lines was apparently an sao abridged quote Which one the one about the masculine name Oh Well out of context, I have no context for it. That sounds like anime dialogue to me I've spooking Oh my god, that's like the guy from the thing This is the way Uh telltale atheist used to be good until he started saying that trump supporters are a cult and that you should always trust cnn He needs some introspect This is telltale atheist like a Creator, I guess. I don't know. I don't know who that is. I guess he's an atheist channel, but Not heard of that. Yeah, I haven't either. Yeah, sounds like a dumb thing to say though Why would you Always trust cnn, but remember trump's the cult Fox, okay venus all versus. Oh my god. Look at the way venus all fell The whole penis or he's he's nuzzling the fucking chip. Let's just put it that way Fox fuck off. There they go Uh chibi robo is my favorite family trauma sim Um Yeah, I don't I'm not all right Don't know what that's referring to honestly I hope you get that sorted out I think rich evans should voice buzz not chris evans I would love that It would be great You should get shad diversity back on sometime watching you interact with shad and vice versa is the best. Yeah, I mean You'll be we'll be making something with him soon and uh, we'll find a space for him podcast wise at some point for sure Good. Oh shit I don't even want molla to sing baka Which which was the correct one now? I'm all self-conscious of getting it wrong I think it's I think it's a matter on the tie baka me tie I think uh Just to read it out, but thanks for going all out with the performance last time raggle. Oh Oh, that wasn't going all out You know any cat a fucking clue. You see he's only using 10 percent of his brain. Yeah like Rags his power levels could blow out the fuses as he felt we got to be careful My my I had to when I moved into this place. I had to soundproof the shower For the safety of the other residents There's a whole kinds of legal things involved. Yeah, I had to get I haven't actually told the office. I just had to fucking do it Uh, but even if the long man inflection with reading super chat sometimes makes it seem otherwise. I love you dumboes. Oh Oh Sounded Forgive me ragnald. I like mass effect three I like it too. I was gonna say rags said that as well Yeah, uh rags look up operation cinder. It's important. Thanks All right, let me give this a look. I suppose Uh operations Operations cinder was carried out by the galactic empire as a means of devastating several imperial planets in four aby Only a few weeks following the battle of endor the operation was part of the Contingency a plan devised by emperor palpatine to ensure that the empire and its enemies did not outlive him Should he ever perish? The plan was put into action following the emperor's death during the battle of endor Emperor imperial forces placed satellites and orbits of planets to form a climate disruption array electrical storms another weather extreme weather events would begin to ravage targeted planet Operations cinder lasted for at least three months after an attack on naboo the home world of emperor chief palpatine In a rallying point for many imperial sympathizers Other worlds that were targeted included vardos bernan con Uh, card event abebd nor uh abed nado A common or in the cronis By the end of the war in five aby the secret Contingency was clandestinely carried out to rebuild the empire in the unknown regions Though the new republic was triumphant and survived the galactic war All right That was What do you think? All right. Hmm. It creates planet storms All right, yeah Too fatus all the next red light media have the quintessential video for that. Okay, uh, that's so fun Who do I watching them? Try and stop giggling while reading it is the verb palpatine's like surgical reconstruction center They named it after It was so good That video gives life. I've I think I've seen it like three times. It's worth seeing again of the guys for your body. Yeah There's poor wiki writers are probably like it's not Why are you being like this? stop um So, yeah, that is actually the end of the superchats for this one and I will now probably start talking about how We recorded for those who don't know um E fat movies for jingle all the way. It was a cast of six people, right? right I want to say it was six could be five. I think so I can't remember who specifically anymore because time and people There's just so many of them of both uh Who recorded that and we did home alone and we did uh Batman and robin Now the hopes of any of those getting edited and released on christmas day are Slim to maybe it would take a christmas miracle We're hoping to get Jingle all the way done. I think We've also recorded Was it seven or eight hours six six to eight hours can't remember uh e fap for christmas already done We had a couple people on talked about jingle all the way or the well the three movies actually played some jack box and then rags and I went through the superchats for resident evil part two And little hope so that's what you can expect to be in those ones um Other than that mando episode six. I'm currently editing episode five will be out on wednesday And gaming with downward thrust that was live previously. Well, we'll be released on monday Wait down with thrust. That was live preview. What happened? Um, it went offline Oh, I thought you meant down the thrust down thrust was alive previously Okay, I was about to say like oh man. That I guess that cut on his finger was It was more fatal than that got coronered Um, I don't think of what else there is Of course, I'm so I'm I'm working on those mando minis. It's put a pause on the uh The boy's coverage uh that I'm I'm also working on but it's just like give me a sack and you'll have all of us Ripping into all of the season So it's a I think it's a good trade-off if you haven't been watching The mando minis you might want to want to keep up because it's um You know, well, I think they're fun and also it's just uh Just stay on top of what what coverage we've been doing for uh Mando. There's also the meme fap has been recorded. We're possibly gonna be doing another one soon-ish or not I'm not 100% sure on that either, but that'll be coming out probably the first saturday of january possibly the second Um, another refap is already set for next saturday. Um, guests and topic Um, I'm on top of it this time. How wonderful And Yeah, I'm working on the boys season two as my main project and rank is on mantle or in season one Um, I think that is everything. There's still yeah, there's still more for us to Uh go over super chats while they're still catching up. But like I said, we'll get through it eventually. We're just uh Looking to find the time And I'll label properly As they come so that's uh, I think that's everything if I've forgotten anything, you know Sorry, but it's just this long Yeah Yeah, um When are you gonna finish your the video Yesterday it's already uploaded. Did you see it? Oh idiot Why Uh, you should respond to steve schives five stupid things about the lord the rings It is yet another video that is very good at critiquing the films. We haven't covered steve schives yet I can't believe it. I don't even I don't even know that his videos make it past x amount of views that would get on anyone's radar anymore Poor steve schives But yeah, well, um Maybe we'll cover that at some point Yeah, I'm totally down for covering steve schives and his fucking cow asshole lips That's like the bait appeal for you I need to see him. I need to see them smack against each other Um So yeah, that I think that's about it. Um Is there anything else you guys want to want to say capital opinions, of course, thanks for uh Going to use one for having me Is a splendid time Um, do you want to do you want to plug away just a little? Oh, sure. Yeah, if you want to watch even more coverage of this particular wisecrack video I made a video on it. It's a good time. Check it out. Uh, and if you like Reviews of devs and whatever else and mpc reviews eventually you should come check out the channel Opinions. Thanks for having me All that good stuff and mary crumbus Yeah mary crumbus to all Really a good guess because the avatar is christmasy Yeah, that's the important part Uh I put a link already in description and um He's no in shit as well Seriously, go check out his coverage of the video because um, he actually has visuals to support the references. He's talking about Can you believe it? Who does that? No, and that's black magic is this. I also call him a cynical marxist cunt. So that's fun. You're gonna marxist or cynical And you can enjoy that Um some good stuff in that video which leads us to a very mary happy ending for uh the stream Thank you all for joining us It's been fun, and we will see you on monday technically But the next time right now. We'll see you in a live format. It should probably be next saturday So, uh, yeah, it's been fun. Anything else? It has been fun. This was a good one. That was great. Y'all did good Y'all y'all did good excellent job everyone. He's had a good job. You did it So yeah, uh Good night and goodbye Good night everyone And remember to water your jebs Do it