 Do you know how long? Four. Perfect. It's average. Josh! Hey, we'll go back to our ship of directions. What's the national penis size of India? What's the average? Average penis size. Anybody know? Yes. You do? I do. We shouldn't discuss this right now. No, do you actually know it? I actually know it. Why do you know that? Why do you just know that off the top? I know it of most countries. Doing research on Ranveer, I see. I know it of most countries. What? That's a weird thing to just know about countries, Rick. What can I tell you? I know it. Who's bigger, India or Pakistan? Even if I knew that one, why do you think I would even go down that road? It's India. You guys have massive schlongs. But do you know? What the current wait time is for a visa for someone from India coming to the United States. What the average wait time is right now for the interview. Just the interview to get it started. A long time. I read this in the Times of India. There was somebody wanting to come to New York at Christmas time and so started the process of looking at their visa to come as a tourist. And the first available interview appointment is March 2024. That seems far away. Because it is far away. Today we got a video. This is called... That's unbelievable. Azadi. A tribute to India's great freedom fighters. And we know that word very well now. Azadi! Narrated by Anu Kapoor. Do you want me to read that? Yeah, just read that part. A moment comes which comes but rarely in history when we step out from the old to new, when an age ends and when the soul of a nation long suppressed finds utterance. That's a quote. India's stifled soul found its voice when a brave soldier rose against the British army. From Magalpandi to Rani Lakshmibai, from Subash Chandra Bose to Mahatma Gandhi, thousands of brave men and women fought valiantly against the atrocities of the British Raj. While many selflessly gave their lives to protect our motherland, others embraced terrible hardships. The freedom we enjoy today is the fruit of their United struggle. Come celebrate India's 75th Independence Day with Baijus as we remember these brave warriors who sacrificed their lives for our independence. So this is a little short film somebody made. And I think it's partial. Oh, so it's an actual, like, a short film? Well, it's like there's animated aspects to it. Yeah. And all that kind of stuff. So, yeah. That's cool. Awesome. Here we go. I think it was last year that this came out, actually. Even though it's at 75, I thought that's... This year is 75. Yeah, I don't know why it's at that. Here we go. Moment comes which comes but rarely in history. When we step out from the world to the new, when an age ends, and then the soul of a nation long suppressed finds motherland. It is fitting that at this following moment we take the gift of dedication to the service of India and her people and to the true larger cause of humanity. Hmm. Hmm. hm. The frequent sound on this is incredible. It's incredible. It is. Is that a female? That's how I want to be when I'm 80. Oh, cut off his arm. Who's that? Fighting with a baby on her back? The Rizzo killed this traitor, Nirmamta. After the British army captured Delhi, the last Mughal king, Bahadur Shahzafar, was arrested. Millions of Indians were taken to death. Along with that, in the history of the 17th century, a cube was killed. What does that blood mean? It doesn't have the name of Uwal. What does that blood mean? It's not in the hands of those who can come to the country. The Indian nationalist, Chetna, Sashakt Kendra. To break this Chetna, the Indian government made a vow between the Hindus and Muslims to divide Bengal. And then, the Indian nationalist vowed to make the Indian people listen to the chants. Amai Shonarvanya. Ashik Shonarvanya. That good boycott used to mean something. I was just going to say, that's a boycott. The Indian nationalists were controlling the Indian nationalists. The British were arresting them. And the Indian nationalists, slowly, ended the war. On the 9th of September, a strange sun rose. It was the 19th of September. This day, something happened that woke up the soul of the whole country. Barbaric. To take Sankharsh to the next stage, Mahatma Gandhi became the leader of the Indian nationalists. His aim was to establish the state and achieve the state. The public handed over the news. The people started to use the government jobs, the English schools, colleges, foreign clothes and stuff. And the public used the foreign equipment. The Indian nationalists were on their own. That's when the Chauri Chauras in Gorakhpur, between the police and the protestors, became violent. There were three protestors and 22 police officers. After the violence, Gandhi took back the unlawful action. With this decision, a large part of the country became helpless. On the same day, some other protestors were trying to make up their minds. Ram Choram? The country where the foreign people were fighting with the force, on the other hand, against the unlawful socialists, Baba Saheb Ambedkar was on his way. In the Nirdai government, in the dry areas of Bardoli, they turned the flag upside down. At that time, in the control of Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel, the farmers built a new neighborhood. When the police came to the village, the entire village was empty. They were playing cricket. That's the story of the gun. Two stories. They were ready to stop the service. The struggle for freedom was on its way. In the end of the war, the country was torn apart and declared a complete surrender. The meaning of a complete surrender was to complete India. Now it was impossible to get away from here. On the 24th day, on the 24th day of the war, the world's most powerful Samaraj was forced to surrender to a man who was a coward. There was such a magic in this madness that the hearts of the people in the country were exhausted. The unwavering British government had stopped the basic things like salt and business. And the salt from Britain was also sold with heavy taxes. Then Gandhi declared this salt as a means of struggle for freedom. On the day of the coup, Gandhi took a handful of salt and declared that the British Samaraj was going to surrender. And along with that, the country was going to surrender. It was going to be a great struggle. As soon as they saw Madras, Kalikatt, Assam, Bengal, Andhra Pradesh and the other areas of the country, they began their journey of salt. God's service. In Abdul Ghaffar Khan's administration, 50,000 people gathered with peace and peace. In the Kissa Khwani Bazaar, the police fired open-air bullets on this group. When the people standing in the front fell down, the people standing in the back stood in front of them. And the bullets were shot in the chest. They didn't turn their backs on the police and attack the people of Ahimsa. Man Samarpit, Tan Samarpit. And this life was worth it. I want to give you something more of the land of the country. In this color, the colors of the sky have forgotten us. To reach the end of this struggle, Mahatma Gandhi declared that India should leave Andhra Pradesh. He gave the people of the country a great mantra. Do it or die. Either we will free India or we will give our lives in this struggle. The government of this region arrested Gandhi, Nehru, Abul Kalam Azad Sahib, the main congressman. And then, the second position of the party took the command of Andhra Pradesh. How many times did they shoot unarmed protesters? A lot. It's kind of a British thing. In this struggle, the entire country arrested the police, the police, the railway stations and the British authorities and the terrorist attacks began. The Bokhlai government killed not only the people, but also the prisoners of the people. In fact, many times, the army shot at the world-renowned people. In the protest of the attack, the leader Subhashchandra Goswami was killed by the Japanese, Malay and Burma under the flag of the Free India Army. A fierce battle took place. After the defeat of Japan in the Third World War, the Free India Army and its army had begun the last war of the 20th century. The Diwan of the Liberation Army was at the brink of destruction and the destruction of the sacrifice. The slaves of the centuries and the thugs of the Shoshan were at the brink of destruction. At that moment, on the heart of the sky, the sky was filled with darkness. Hats off to the creators of that video. That was an incredible... I think everything about... Short film. Yeah. I feel like this should have been nominated for something. Yeah, that was just amazing. That was really good. Everything, like the animation. Animation. The sound quality, the score. I feel like I learned a lot of information. That was a lot of info right there. I mean, they covered 100 years in 22 minutes. And those were just some of the people. Those were just like the head people. Right, and not everything they did. No, no. So I'm just like the tiny little footnotes of everything that went on. Yeah, that was... Must be a really fun thing for kids to watch. You know? Must be really amazing to watch that if you're a little kid in India. I wonder how much they teach about all the freedom fighters in India schools. How much do they teach about the freedom fighters? Oh, it's an hour history chapters. Like all of them. Throughout school? Who's the one that fought with a child on her back? Who's that? Yeah, they depicted a freedom fighter, or a woman freedom fighter on a horse from many years ago and she was fighting with a child on her back. Seems cool. And she died. She was shot off her horse. Yeah, there's been many. Was it Lakshmi Bai? Maybe, yeah. Yep, you got it. Lakshmi Bai. Yep, that's right. Wasn't Akshay in that movie? Lakshmi Bai? I feel like he was. But I don't think it was about her. What's Lakshmi Bai being? Does it mean something? Like Lakshmi Bai? That's a name. Oh, it is. It's usually like from the goddess Lakshmi. Oh, okay. Yeah, we've got some biblical names. No. No, we don't. Mark, maybe? Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, you're not as cool as Rani Lakshmi Bai. We have Lakshmi Bai, we have Mark, Phil, and Susan. Yeah, great video. Incredible video. I feel like there's a lot of information in there. I was fully engrossed. Yeah, that was awesome. Really great video. Hats off to the creators of that video, and if there's other videos like this and other informational videos about certain freedom fighters, if there's films that depict them, and stuff like that that we should be getting to, please let us know what those should be down below. Josh!