 I have a serious question for today's Wheel of Mutt. Why won't Sidney Sweeney let me take one? Wait, no, that's not it. Although, why does no one want the smoke? Are Hawaii servers like soft or something? In last Wheel of Mutt, we played two games against two really great teams. Both of them quit. Now listen guys, I get it, okay, I've been there. There are times where I get really excited, I'm ready to go, and I swear I'm gonna have the best performance of my life. And I don't last very long. Sometimes I don't even last eight seconds. But for back to back guys to come that quickly. What the? And not last more than a minute or two? My goal today is to find a guy who's gonna come and last a little bit longer than two minutes. Is that so much to ask? Now that being said, there are good things that came of it. We were able to easily lock in some good players last episode, Andrew Whitworth, with Secure Protector, the 97 overall, Amari Cooper, and we got Combine, Corner, Bo Jackson, actually on the team now. Honestly, defense is absurdly good. I doubt I'll be messing with defense. Don't forget, Chamari Connor is right now in my nickel corner. That is not good. Any nickel set that takes my linebackers out is subbing in Chamari Connor. We have to replace him. Offensively, I'd love to get Russ Grimm out of there. I still technically could get a Secure Protector at center, and I really could get Amari. I know we just added Amari Cooper, but I really could get Amari Cooper out of there too. My goal is have a 97 overall walking into the Super Bowl. This would be a nasty team. Honestly, I gotta thank all the Rage Quits. The Rage Quits and the Challenge Wheels have built this 96 overall team. I was in the wheel spins too. And it was, ooh, this one's a risky one, but I really like it. The full auction house, top 24. We don't put in any filters. We simply sort the auction house by time remaining, but it's the top 24. So the top 24 is the first four rows. We're gonna sort by time remaining. We can take any player out of these 24. Terry Bradshaw, Darno Savage, Warren Sack. Okay, so all six, these are ass. Johnathan Hage, get Jason Kelsey! Okay, I know the auction ended, but you saw exactly what I saw. There's 97 Vernon Davis, 94 Sanders, Nick Cross, Tyler Bass, Hubbard, Barber. There's no way, oh, gold 99 Carmichael. They're both Philadelphia Eagles too. Wait a minute. No, don't make me make this choice. Don't make me make this choice, bro. Those are the only two positions I need and they're gonna get me in both. It's a good problem to have. Gold 99 Carmichael is a 98 speed, six foot eight wide receiver, the undisputed best wide receiver in this game. That's all cute and fancy, but Jason Kelsey is the undisputed most expensive card in this game because he's a gold 99 tribute with insane ability stacks. You guys were so mad at me when I passed on him for Aaron Donald. I have to go Jason Kelsey. This is a gross overpay, but he's the only one on the auction house, 3.3 million. Honestly, I got a lot of shit when I took gold 99 Aaron Donald over Jason Kelsey, but now we have both gold 99 career tribute cards on his team. His abilities are so nuts. Hilariously, he actually gets Vanguard. Vanguard is like my favorite ability in this game, but it's three AP. It's not worth that. It's not worth three AP. He also has identifier, lynchpin and all day, as well as secure protector post up. He really is everything I wanted. So free secure protector and free identifier. I do love a free identifier. He also has a tribute chemistry. You could boost left guard and right guard with run block, pass block. As much as I like running the ball, I definitely call more pass plays than run plays, right? The art is incredible. That just drained me down to a six digit income. Oh my God. That's what you poor people feel like. When is the welfare guy come through my door? Josh Meyers, I love you, buddy. You're not Jason Kelsey. I have the dream center, Jason Kelsey secure protector identifier. It's everything you've ever wanted. We can now run the ball at the middle even against inside stuff. We can also run to the right side against no outsiders. Trent Williams will still get bodied by no outsiders, unfortunately. Well, I hope this wheel spin doesn't give us a gold 99 something for Roke. I'll find a way. I'm not gonna be a Rokey. Okay, like if I need it. Vision Dynasty choice. This promo has 96 overalls in it. I'd probably have to go all on here if they have something. That or I take the backup. I do need the backup in the defense. So there is like a, there's a 96 Joe Tooney. Do I put him in for Josh Meyers? But then there's like a Taryn Johnson. Ooh, a Fade To Melifon Woo. I actually would like this. Six, three, 96. Yep, say no more. No, no, no, no. You just decided it. All right, this team has desperately needed a backup. I'm sick of Chamari Connors bum ass coming in. Sorry, Chamari. I'm sure you're a great guy, a quality family man, but I don't want your homeless ass stinking up my fucking team anymore, bud. A Fade To Melifon Woo, 96 speed, 96, 96, 96, 63. Being 63 gets me excited. See if he has a nice free ability. Oh, a Fade To, you're too nice, free pick artist. You're too kind. Melifon Woo is gonna be a good user too at six foot three. So now our safeties are Melifon Woo, Fitzpatrick, and Derwin. And we've got a third and final wheel spin. I really wouldn't hate the shore up left guard or right tackle with somebody more, more beautiful. As I'm recording this three store packs, there's two gold 99 real deal limits in the store. So I have to go for that with this. This wheel spin really doesn't do me much, but basically we're just limited hunting. If I can get Heinz Ward or Howie Long, that would be absolutely insane. So I do know this animation. That animation is the standard ones. So I think we can skip when we see that animation that would virtually guarantee it's not a limited. I assume the limits in this is the same animation as all limits, the Tokyo Drift, so that's not a limited, presumably. The boss again, Gronk again. Okay, there's a mirror pack to the last one. And this real deals pack, 89 buzz, literally another mirror pack. Make packs great again, packs are utter dog shit. I think I'm preaching to the choir here. All right, I'll wash on the store packs, but yeah, this team's insane. So I can't say I'm too affected by it. Still rocking the 96 overall, we're a record of four and two and this team is absolutely nuts. Lion season has been a blast. Let's top it off with a big W right here. Take us into the playoffs and let's go get another Super Bowl ring. Of course, we have the challenge. We all can't forget about that. Our challenge on today's episode, let's give you zero turnovers. I feel like even though I'm playing well, I don't think I've had a zero turnover game. Maybe I did. So no fumbles, no interceptions, and we complete our challenge. Gold 99 Tiki, gold nine. Oh, why is Jason? Did I forget to activate his abilities? Shit! Michael Orvin, Trayvon thinks Carmichael is a Cowboys team team. We're in AT&T stadium. This is like the Lions kryptonite. Please tell me I remember to activate Kelsey's abilities. Ah! No! I don't know that for a fact yet. Let's all, everybody settle down. We don't know that for sure. Maybe he just wasn't on the top three for some reason. Honestly, I'm pretty sure they just don't put Olimon on the top three. I'm gonna pray that that's what it was. First in 10, Troy Aikman with his X-Factor lit up. Oh, and he's gonna throw. Shit! I forgot about this. That Michael Irvin has a unstoppable double me, right? He has something ridiculous. Like, oh no, he has a charge-up double me. He has a charge-up double me. It's fucking horrifying to play against. He rightfuls one there to Tony Chippen. I don't know how that missed. Oh God, team of the Year CD lamb. Unstoppable double me, Michael Irvin, and Carmichael. This is sketchy. Oh, I'm on Miles Garrett. I'm not supposed to be, but it doesn't matter. I thought we were gonna lurk that. That's the Carmichael we just left for Jason Kelsey, too. He doesn't have 83. So normally that's a bad throw, but not with Irvin. He'll catch it every time. First in 10, I don't see anything open. That's, I see something open, guys. Look at the selly. We gotta get it together here, boys. This is gonna be a tough game. This is a classic example, gentlemen. Last episode, I'm sitting here talking about, oh, okay. Jason Kelsey is on my kick return team. Why the fuck is Jason Kelsey on this team? Is that caught? Good work, Gronk. I wonder, was that middle linebacker Gronk or 98 tight end Gronk? I don't know, but please don't trust gold 99 Kelsey to fucking field on whatever. All right, so we can't, oh, look at that. Jason Kelsey. I did activate his abilities. Jason Kelsey, Secure Protector Identifier. So I guess he just doesn't make the top. Fine by me. We can actually run the ball. Ooh, and Tiki's gonna break through Micah somehow. Sam Laporta with an absolutely spectacular whip route, and that's an under pressure on balance. That was one of the first times I've seen Warren Moon truly throw a bad ball. Third and eight. Oh, man, coverage, but he's frozen. Was he not ready? Oh, that was huge. Yo, this throw, I mean that. I was bagged. That was man-covered, so I was fully bagged on that. But now his responsibility is Laporta. I'm sorry, this is his packing plate. Yup, look at that. Great work. Bro, this has gotta be him. He just fucking slipped that. He almost slipped that. 69, bro, that's the shit that he'd be doing. Bro, this gotta be him. Oh, I hear him talking on the mic. I hear him on the mic. Geo, I can't respond, but I hope you see the video, bro. Thanks for a great game so far. That's Secure Protector, Jason Kelsey. There's no way you can run that football against that activated D-Lignment unless you have that, Jason. Look at that, man. Great run and great vision. Now what I gotta do is stop Mink if it's Patrick somehow. I tell you what though, he's throwing some sketchy footballs. Some very interceptable footballs. Derwent James, you're great. Okay, wait a minute, I'm still up. I'm still up. Derwent James averages an interception. By the way, that's the opposite of a commentator jinx. I spoke it into existence. He knows what this is. I'm gonna go inside zone. Oh no, I'm going back to the RPL. He can't guard this. What? Why didn't you fucking throw that? Dude, he handed it off and then he did the throw animation. Oh, that was such a money RPL. Might actually, might actually be man so that I can go. Oh, no. No. Intercepted by Ed, two tall Jones. I saw him on the D-Lignment. I thought he was rushing. Nice play. Oh, now it's getting sketchy. This is an RPL. This is a stretch alert bubble. Oh, just kidding. Oh shit, Jalen Carter just sent it. I just lost my challenge wheel. I had no turnovers on that challenge wheel. It's a weird formation. You don't see a lot. Oh, nice play. Not sure what he goes with here. Maybe an actual run plan. This might be a stretch. Okay, a dive. Oh, play action. Tries to get it to his half back. Can't get it in. Third and six. He has half back sword. Mine! Oh, I didn't think he'd get that to me. Yo, they gave him a leader with two tall. Fourth and six though. Great stop. I don't really have any good formation of blitz out of. Nickel two, four mid blitz. I wish I could have stayed on my feet for that. I could have housed that. Absolute monster stop right there. That was an insane user play. We were in an all out blitz. My man coverage option was the half back. He went with a wheel route. Honestly, that would have been bagged either way because look at Sir Tan rocking right there. I don't know that he catches that. Let's look at his defensive abilities. Can he stop this? Slads, oh no, he can't. Honestly, like what's sad about abilities in Madden is running the ball has been boiled down to what abilities you have. Like, it's obviously really important for passing two, but you know, if a guy's open, you can still hit him whether you got abilities or not. Money route to Justin Jefferson breaks the tackle. Don't fumble, buddy. First and 10, honestly, we just score as fast as we can because if he's gonna score again, we need time. I can't use the entire clock here as much as I would like to because we get ball of half. Just kidding. I'm scoring this shit. What did he do? Did he run come in middle? I don't know what happened there but half back strategy, Barbara, it takes us into the end zone. Let's see the team Selly. Pump it up. Little Tom Brady. Little Tom Brady deflate gate. Too much air in this ball, guys. That was a dog shit sale. What was that Selly? That was ass. We need more practice time on the celebrations gentlemen, but 14 to seven. Way to fight back. We turned that ball over in the red zone. We easily could have given up a touchdown in that drive but we locked in. He's in trio sky zone in a pistol. What is this? Sorry, I'm in trio sky zone. That was a pistol set we just saw. Emmett Smith powers forward. Emmett Smith's abilities activated. So is, oh, double me's activated right now. I don't know if I trust peanut over there. I'm scared. Oh, mine. What a ball. That was such a good ball. That was such a good ball. I was gonna lurk that if he didn't lead it behind him. Another run play? Maybe something inside? I'm scared of Irvin. Okay. It is another run play but he runs this very poorly. Look at this. This could be, this literally could be triple option. He's in pistol full house. Wow. Goes Carmichael. Nice pass. First intense still in pistol full house. I'm gonna send a blitz this time. I'm going with Ray. I can't give him time to set this up. Ray, Ray. No, I missed. Nice tackle. This time it is a hand up. But Ray Lewis. Let's go. What a shot. Third and four. Okay. So he did this before. He doesn't get any more downhill than that. Oh, that should be a fumble. I think it had probably had something to do with the fact that he was juking while I was coming down. I don't know. It's about to say fourth and one. You go for this. He comes down and field goal calls the timeout. We got to come out with something standard. I can't give up a deep pass in case he does decide to pass this. Just play underneath. I hop on Derblin and let's see if he runs it. No, it's a pass. Short pass. Picked. Peanut Delman. Another fourth down stop We have the ball on the two, which I really don't like. Okay. We need to come out in a really strong RPO. RPO with their bubble. Yeah, this is it. Let's go. Entourage. Woo! You notice that? He had Osa Odegajua in a detackle with no abilities on him. But you can't stop it here. Now he's got the ability boys out. Just going to hit Tiki. We're going to take the smart pass on this one. Oh, he jukes. Out of bounds. Second and one. He's going to leave that again. Oh, what a tackle. We go to the port of here. Wait, no, we go to this. Oh, can you get under it? No. No. Fuck. He's going to get points out of that. Oh, that's so stupid. I said we got to play perfect. I throw that. I thought it was there. I really did. Gun bunch quads. So this is not an RPO. Woo! Fucking idiot. Well, you just had, we're having a mid-off. I want to hear his mic. What's he saying on the mic, Ty? Fucking idiot. We're having a mid-off and I'm winning. Does that, okay. If we're having a mid-off, does that mean I'm winning or he's winning? You know what I mean? That's so fucking stupid. My team is so good for that offensive line. To do that is so criminal. All right, we'll see if something deep opens up. If not, I'm just going to go into halftime. This is getting frustrating. Okay. So that's just for a little momentum. We go into halftime. We reset calmly. We get in field goal range. That is what we have to do. Woo! He's going to on-side kick. Yeah, he is. I love that he's on-side kicking though. I'm actually struggling to move the ball. He's going to give me excellent field position, assuming we recover this. We got it last time. Let him touch it. Don't do all that. Hey. Hey. Oh! The Nigerian Nightmare! I just gave you some good-ass content, bro. I don't know if you're going to win this, but. Oh my God! I'm, what? Yo, why is his on-side kick so good? That is such a hilarious karma for going for the on-side kick, cheese. Like it does, there's no karma worse than what just happened. The Nigerian nightmare gets into. You're kidding me. I got to follow Carmichael on his scene. He's going to go to the scene with Carmichael. Either way, it's bagged. Oh, okay. Huge hit, Bo. Okay, abilities are activated. Irvin's activated. Got to be careful of Michael Irvin, man. That's our biggest nightmare right now, is him. Oh! Shit! Holy shit, I didn't even see that coming. He's getting bagged! Absolutely bagged on defense right now. This is definitely the best game I've played in a while, though. Gonna try to run, and it is going absolutely north. Eight rushes, 60 yards, and two touchdowns, but, damn, when he fills that box, just started to move around in there. Nice. Second and 12, we're going stretch alert lookie, not looking at the lookie, but just stretching and alerting. Yes, I'm aware that what I just said makes no sense at all. Let's see if he pass rushes with DeMarcus Ware. It doesn't keep the clock running, but I'll take my 45 yard field goal. So this makes it a 17 point game, three possession game. If you choke a three possession lead, you deserve to lose. So this looks like it'd be a run, but he just can't, right? You can't run the ball right now. You know the clock? Juke? Emma Smith's a dog, but I'm reading his jokes really well. This might be the same play action, so we can guess pass here, and get a really good pass rush. Oh, shit. It's kind of killing me with that. How did I not get that? Right, a lot of pressure right now. This is not good. I don't know what this is, but I'm not guessing pass. Good defense? Good enough defense. Dude, why is the old Schultz got 99 speed? Who says we can't get a goal line stand, huh? Blow it up. Blow it up! Let's go, McBosa! Jordan was ready to, the jet sweep is bagged on the goal line, and going cover for palms, and I'm actually gonna put Bosa and Aaron Dottel in light blues. That sounds really weird. We had to be able to cover that. That's exactly why! That's exactly why! Eh, you thought it was stupid till you saw that, huh? He sees the middle open now, and it's gonna be up to me to make it in same play. I'm gonna lurk him over the middle now, watch. Let that angle set up, buddy. You're going Carmichael slant? Dude, we're out of our fucking mind right now. We are out of our mind. Dude, was anybody else anxious at the first drive? I thought we were cooked. He dominated me. We responded with a touchdown, and we proceeded to pick Troy Aikman off six times. A shutout after that first drive. All right, boys, you see it right there. All mad in playoffs. That's what's coming up next. Our record is five and one. We made the playoffs. That's all that matters. We've got a divisional playoff game. We've got a conference championship, and then it's the Super Bowl. Gotta go one game at a time, but that is a huge W. Did not complete my challenge, unfortunately. Hey, we earned the Rage Goat Wheel this time. Let's see what we got on this. I can't see that so small. Is that a plus one? Ooh, plus one, one position. Oh, I'm gonna cheese the hell out of this. Okay, I'm cheeseing the hell out of this. So my current left guard is 95 overall, Josh Myers. I know he's technically a center, but he's my left guard. So I'm gonna grab a 96 left guard. I understand how cheesy that is. And I know exactly who we're getting. We're getting 96 overall Combine Quentin Nelson. The reason we want Quentin Nelson is he has a very nice free ability, and of course, he has awesome stats too. But he has an ability that I haven't used this entire year, Post-Up. Dominant when engaged in double team blocks for zero AP. The important part was zero AP. I've also never used this ability, Omniscient. Highlights the user defender and third and fourth down Blitzers. So it's a combination of Blitz radar and identifier. Pretty cool, but I don't have the bandwidth for that. Quentin Nelson boosted to a 97 on the lineup. We're still a 96 overall, but dude, if I get Whitworth out for like a true right tackle, this will be one of the best old Lions I've ever seen. Man, what a sick team. I can't wait for the playoffs. All right boys, that is it for today's Wheel of Might. I hope you guys enjoyed and shit. I'll see you in the playoffs, lion season playoffs. I love you boys, thanks for watching as always. Peace.