 Yes! He doesn't stop. We are going at it. We went to okay. Episode five. The dogs are joining me today. Say hi, kiddos. Say hi. Hi, Fulverton. She thinks we're playing, I think. Hi, Fubi. Hi. What? Luna's looking at me like I did so. I don't know what Luna's up to right now. She's on some demon time. We're down bad. We're down horrendous. I will say that. We are coming off two straight losses. Taking us to two and two. I had this monstrous peen. I had this huge bratwurst laid out on the table when I was two and L. And progressively, it's just shrunken, shrunken to the shell. Now I'm looking at two inches hard max. It's not good. And if you're new to the channel and you just heard me say that, I don't have an explanation for you. I don't know why I said it either. We need a W. I don't know what it's going to take. I feel like a 99 Dark Matter Center is what it's going to take. The Andre Aiden was close to that, but the guy we played was just so much better than me that I didn't have a chance anyway. I feel like if I play a comparable opponent, like we're equally matched, at least pretty close. If I have a Dark Matter Center, I think I got a shot. So that's what we're going for today. See if we can get in this wheel spin. All right. The Wheel of 2K is spinning. If I can get a Dark Matter somehow out of this, I'd love to take a store pack. So good. Really good too. Eastern Conference. Playoff jackpot. Boom. Let's go. That's exactly what I needed. So, okay. Number one. That's like literally one of the best spins almost. It's not a full jackpot, but it's close. We can get any player that was from a playoff team. I kind of want to go with one of the finals team. So either Clippers, Sons, Bucks or Hawks. I can't believe the Hawks are a final. That makes no sense. I'm going to start with Dark Matter and let's look at each team. So the Dark Matter Sons players, there's the Devin Booker. I would love that. Well, it is a jackpot. So technically I could get Galaxy Opals too. Hawks. There's Dominique Wilkins and Clint Capella. Now that's just Chris Bosh all over again. Even if he's a Dark Matter, there is a Yanis. It's absurdly expensive. It doesn't look like it's going to happen. Thonmaker would be pretty cool. There's a Dark Matter Blake Griffin, but I don't need a power for it. He's too small to be my center. So I feel a little bit biased to the Sons right now because I tried Deandre Eight and didn't work and now we're going Devin Booker, but 58,000 MT for this absolute demon Devin Booker. I'm very excited. All right, Devin Booker, let's look at the stats here. Oh, he looks like... Mans is clapping Kylie Jenner too, right? That's the one he's clapping. Or is it Kendall? I don't really know. He's clapping a really hot moment. Good for you. 98-3, 98-mid, 96-close. Doggies. Come here. Yeah, guys in the absolute stud. A plus is all around the board other than post-defense, rebounding, and basketball IQ. 94 overall team right now. That is exactly the player I need. I'm not going outside like this, bro. I'm not doing something ridiculous. I'll show you the cheat sheet right now. We are two and two. So there's a lot still possible on the cheat sheet. Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, let's see Devin Booker in action. Let's go. Look at it. Oh yeah. They literally play chase, bro. They play tag. Let's get a fat W. We need it so bad, bro. Damn, and I'm still in the white unis. Is this Jason Kidd? Who's bullying me here? Damn, he's going to scrap. Oh, okay. Good start, boys. Oh, I'm pulling that shit. I'm pulling that shit. That's Devin Booker. Oh, I thought he was going to throw that down. Where's my fault though? I should have set my feet with Devin Booker. I didn't set my feet. Dirk? Dirk wide open? Somebody's going to hit it. Let's go. Ah, ah, ah. Good D. Good D, Moran. Let's go make him earn it. You got to earn that bucket. All right, you earned it. Oh, Moran, wide open. Let's go. Six to two. Good start, boys. Damn, he just saws me up all the way, honest. Ooh, good step through. Oh, that was such a good step through, honestly, but Booker is a... Oh, I get the leaner. Devin Booker is over two on the... I mean, they're slightly covered, but I don't know, man. Good D. That oddball magic all the way, all the way. Ooh, Christmas. Vintage. Oh, and that's a rip. And that's a layup. And that's 12 to four. Let's go. Ooh, just saws me up. He is literally giving me the shot, and we're going to green it. Let's go. That was weird. 15 to eight. This is definitely one of my best starts ever. And he's going to give me a freebie with Jeremy Lin. That was a really bad release. But as we saw last episode, Jeremy Lin can strap. Holy shit. Good defense. Oh, get there. Why? Why do they do that? There's a guy right in front of you. Just pass it to the guy. They literally just throw that pass like they've never thrown a pass in their life. I'm going to go with a pump fake. We're going to rip it over to Devin Booker, who's now over three on wide open buckets. And he just chucked up a half-core shot. Damn, Jeremy Lin covered. I shot that so late. He just closed the gap so quick. Devin Booker though. Wow, he's just going to leave Jeremy Lin. That's another green for Jeremy Lin. I don't know what he's doing on defense. Bit of a mismatch down here. Ooh, look at the glance from Chris Bosch. Back to Booker. We got to get Booker a two or something. Yeah. He's just got to see the ball hit the bottom of the net. He goes through the, ooh, and nails it. Well played. Oh, Jeremy Lin with the cross off the way. Oh, okay, I got fouled. Thank God. Jeremy Lin's free throw is eh. I'm really bad at free throws. I've noticed that in this game for sure. Ooh, take it back. 100%. Can we rip this? Can we rip this? Oh my God, oh my God. He's just jumping, jumping, jumping. Little pump fake. Yup. Oh, we have such a mismatch here. It's Trey Young on O'Kong Woo. Get in there, baby. Let's go. That's how you get a bucket. 17-26. Yup, back to, pump fake? Yup. Oh, I didn't realize how much I was on the clock. Shit. One of my best first quarters ever. We are locking in this Devin Booker. Even if he's not playing that one right now, we're locking him in. Look at Fobi. Fobbers. I missed you, baby. I missed my child so much. Did I just get a penalty? I don't care. It's my child. Oh, whoa, there's nobody on this dude. There's multiple people unguarded and he didn't find any of them. And he hits, he can hit that. All right, respect. Dude, I don't know. This guy might be lagging or something. O'Kong Woo is wide open for an ugly slow duck, but it's a dunk on the less. But I don't care, bro. I'm taking my dump. However, I can get him a rant. Oh, I take it back. Horrible defense. Hey, there's 24 seconds on a shot clock. You gotta play 24 seconds to get defense. Not just five. I understand. Ooh, rant. Yup, pump fake. Oh, that's what I was saying. That was a wide open D-Wade right there. Abuse too. Lean, ooh. Oh, stop. I'm supposed to be leaning too. Dude, did he just grief me? Wait, so he just, I could take the W right now. Cause he paused too many times. I could have taken the free W, but you're kidding. Now he's not gonna make it. I wanna win like a man, bro. I'm not to, ooh. No, no, no, no, no, you're supposed to dunk that. I'm so sad right now. You have to cut to the rim. All right. I guess I'm just gonna be a little bitch. Stay right out here and shoot threes. We're maintaining our lead. If I lose now, after I had a chance to take a free win, we're just gonna clamp up and not let that happen. Oh, Marant. Marant! Marant does not wanna dunk. Just like in real life. He just wants to almost dunk every time. Yo, we got a 21 on this guy. Yup, fake, fake it. Indy honest for the one who just got so many layups today. Oh, that's Caruso. He's got Caruso at the top of the key. Is that a dark matter, Caruso? Who made that? What a dish. Is it like a fan favorites promo? Maybe that's why Devin Booker can't score. Holy shit. That was a 2% covered. No way. Good box out. Dude, Devin Booker can't hit a fucking shot to save his dick and balls. And then he's gonna hit that? Got him jumping. Devin Booker with a leaner. Hey, he hit it. That's supposed to be a dunk, but whatever. Get in there, get in there, get in there. Ooh, good spacing. 31, 37. Damn, it's a little bit closer game than I would like. Let me be honest. Oh, he bricked it. Follow line. Yup, good spacing, Booker. He knows he's a shooter. And he finally drills a three. Let's go. Wow, he really wants this, huh? That ain't gonna be there. Yup, Devin Booker. Devin Booker on the court, baby. Nope. What is that? Are you shitting me? What the fuck kind of animation was that? That was one of the dumbest. No, you didn't just hit that. That is literally such bullshit. It's unbelievable. What the fuck, dude? It stood up somehow. I have to take it two stops. And then he hits a Lamarcus, all just three, fully guarded. Glad I'm a five point lead. I have to put you on a tie out. You're gonna run away. I'm trying to train them on the electric fence right now and she's not taking it. I can't right now, Phobie. When this game is over. He's so cute. Look at how cute Phobie is. You're a good girl, Phobie. Don't chew on me for that court. 35, 42. Oh my God, Caruso with a nasty cross. Good Lord. All right, Devin Booker is ass. Holy shit, he's super hot fucking ass. I actually can't believe this right now, bro. He's just fumbled the bag on some wide open threes, a wide open dunk. This is literally about to be a tie ball game. I'm not losing this game. I'll tell you that. He is, oh, excellent screen there. And of course we fucking brick it and then ram the ball into the rim. Don't you dare. This game is so shit. Wide open, Dirk Navitzky, perfect release. You're fucking kidding, bro. You have to be joking. I literally don't know what to say, bro. I literally don't know what to say, bro. All right, good defense there. We're gonna need a free bucket. Stop spacing to a three. Holy fuck, are you joking? Are you gonna do it again? Everyone stop going for the highlight reel. Put a fucking layup in the basket so I can win this game. Devin Booker, Devin Booker redemption trial right here, man. Great defense, great defense Devin Booker. All right, Devin Booker. Hey, no Fubi, no Fubin. At one point, I think we had almost a 10 point lead, but I will shoot that. Let's go, 4% cover. Don't worry, I'll miss. LaMarcus Aldridge, green. Get that shit out of here. Let's go. D-Wade wide open, he's gonna break it. Oh my God, did you really? He hit it. Tied up in the third. Jeremy. I should probably save to last shot unless I see something absurdly wide open like my best third point shooter who doesn't break like Devin Booker. I'm over Devin Booker, bro. Oh, damn, nice move. That's fine though, I got 6.7 to score now. Oh, yup. That should be easy bucket. Let's go. Damn, we scored, but I scored a little too fast. He didn't even shoot one. Alrighty. That was a good way to close that quarter out. Oh my God, I'm sweating, boys. We gotta get out of this with a dub. We gotta make it out with a dub. Up by five, heading into the fourth quarter. Alex Caruso's a menace. I see a positive attitude, bro. I'd be bitching too much in 2K. Okay, not the world's greatest pass and Thiples run in the court. Please, I wish all of them could just do a layup or something so base. I don't know if there's a way to do that. I'm sure there is. I just don't know how to do it. Okay, throws an hoop when he had a layup. Why are you standing on a bounce? That is not open at all. All right, good knee, boys. Jay Lin, Jay Lin got it to the right. Foul in wants his starting spot back. He's gonna drill a free throw too. Yeah, Jeremy Lin might be going to start a rep to today, bro. To 10 point ball game. Look at the defense, look at the defense. Uh-oh, uh-oh, not the pass to the century. Now we're pulling away, baby. Finally, unshokable, unshokable, unshokable. Come on, Dirk, that was a great quick wheel. Start to fourth. Oh, he's not. I thought for sure, bro. Look at this run. It's about to be a 10-0 run after Dirk straps this through. 10-0 run to start the fourth. This is some elite hoopin' right now, damn. I got to see his shot meter. I got to watch him green on me. Yannis with the pump. Up to Devin Booker, who wants redemption? All right, Devin Booker's much better in the second half than the first so far. I'll say that much. Gidea, Gidea? Oh, stay up on it. That's fine. He used the whole clock for a dunk. Why are you pause-spanning me? You died by 13, bro. Did this slow? Ooh, Yannis. Damn it. Damn it. I seriously, I need to find a way to just get like a basic layup. 13 point game, though, so I feel good. Jay Lin clamped. Oh, is that Dreymon? Shit. 62.73. Ooh, they lost him. That's a green. Devin Booker just comes alive in the second half, I guess. No, you're not getting that bucket on the go. All right, dude, this is a massacre now. Wow, he's just gonna let me have it. I was expecting a lot. Didn't get it. Wow, all his luck completely ran out in the fourth. Damn, I can strap that. I'm hitting the leaner, because I'm rude. Oh my God, that was sexy. Oh, we got that takeover. I don't know what takeover this is. No, no. You're kidding me, bro. Holy shit, he's actually a demon. He just hit a half court. He just hit a half court shot. Holy shit. I didn't actually know that that was possible. No, not again. Not again. Oh, that was insane. I shouldn't have hit it anyway. Devin Booker with a rip, pass it up to Jay Lin, who's gonna slam it. Ay. Dude, Jeremy Lin caught a body today, too. 20-point game. It was 50 to 50. Or 55 to 55, right? This game was so close. Feeded to Devin Booker, who actually gets the shot off him. 85-60, Devin, we needed a win like that, literally so bad for my ego, partially. And so that we could lock in another solid player, Devin Booker. Amazing fourth court arrest of the game, scaring the hell out of me. Oh my God. I can't believe that game was close, dude. I literally outscored him by like a stupid amount of the fourth. 45% from three, huge improvement from last game, and 73% from the field. All right, so Devin Booker had, he was my leading score of 24 points, and 40% from three. He really didn't even shoot that good a percentage. Jeremy Lin, five for eight. One for four from three, and Morant was five for 10, two for three. But that, ladies and gentlemen, is gonna be episode number five in the books. Devin Booker, bro. Three and two. So looking at the cheat sheet, the haircut is out of the question. Technically, I could still do a 24 hour stream, but hopefully I get at least one more win. All right, boys, I love ya. I will see you in the next episode. Peace out.