 Welcome to wait. Yeah, welcome to 17 17s I'm guessing so unless you just talking to yourself I'll let you letting us know I didn't even know you guys were real for sure I was just assuming that we might not be we're we are we are just voices Me oh, oh, hey, man. Welcome to preaching to the choir ministries. I'm your host g-man I'm gonna I'm gonna win cuz I always wait for the following joke and you're like shit Well, I understand that preaching to the choir has like a like that's a that's like a euphemism that has a meaning Yeah, it's because g-man's an idiot. I was trying to think of something stupid to say, but it's like he's just so dumb I can't even think of anything that low He's just that dumb. Yeah, we're preaching to the choir ministries. We're trying to preach to the choir ministries It's a very creative name and you guys are just you just hating just hating. Yeah You know, I've got this bottle of water and it uses it has ounces and Milliliters so it's a big one. It's got 1400 milliliters. That was a fascinating story No, no, no, because if you told me if you said rags, I need you to go outside with your old doggy feet and Run for two kilometers and then come back. I would say no, but I'd also say I don't know how far that is Right, but if you said I need you to drink 500 milliliters of water, I'd be like, yeah, I have a pretty good idea how much that is We're still doing the ghost rhino milk in the chair That meme is so just infinitely popular. We'll never really understand why Because rhino milk is a sufficient reason for Jesus I mean because the question the whole time was whether or not you can milk a rhino and now it's like can you milk a spectral rhino is that I mean, you can milk a rhino. I mean, it's just a horrible idea. You squeeze the tits. What about a spectral rhino? well, you You the ethereal tits mm-hmm you I don't know is do they have like a they have Machines that pick up EVP electronic voice phenomenons, right? Are you high by the way? No, he's drunk. Oh, it's high. No, I'm not drunk Can be all right, so this test this EFAP has drug tests. We we have to make sure everybody's clean. That's how it works I'm only I'm only high on life. Also. I just woke up need oh butterfly ghost rhino milk Just keep it going So yeah, I should probably look, you know be like hello. Welcome. This is amazing. Everything's great. Uh, you've got Hello Well our wonderful guest today, I mean outside of you know rags and mole for here. Yay I'm here. Whatever. We got logic today. Say hello you hello He's got 3d glasses You didn't Christmas theme is avatar what a piece of shit Oh my god Yeah, if he's wearing 3d glasses and everything in the world looks 3d now god even I spent like two and a half minutes in photoshop I just realized like yeah rags got the shades. He's got 3d glasses I've got like these these lenses in the in the gas mask wolf. What's going on now? I can change that I have one Well, no Doesn't have a Christmas themed. I'm changing that here we go because I'm rude off the red nose frags she and And those two just fucking were lazy pieces of shit And how do you have Santa hats? We had to go back to the Better we go beautiful. Yeah now we match Merry Christmas me and Wolf don't have on names on their hats Yeah, mine's better. I wind up It's still showing your normal hold on. Yeah, it still shows your normal one for me Well load up the stream. You'll be able to see it right there Also Wonderful new piece of art we got for the person who who decided that our art was just not not sufficient enough They were like check out the new e-fap. I Mean how to make e-fap a little bit more serious like yeah Slick this is a thing to be taken seriously. It's like Confusing to people. All right, you ain't big on YouTube till they draw your characters fucking Well rags we have that so I guess I guess we're the legit ones. Yeah boy So anyway to catch up. There's a couple things. I don't see it. We go In the in the last two there was like a simultaneous thing that was said and it's worth clarifying so like at one point I said that um You know like making sequels to stuff and you stay within your own rules It can promote creativity like the idea that you like shit I want to make this thing happen, but in the rules the universe this can't so I got to do x y and z to make It happen. It's like that's creative, but then We also said the like force diversity is an arbitrary rule little stiny Creativity and people will like isn't that contradictive and it's just like I suppose the clarification would be the difference between External and internal Limitations so like someone's saying you can't do this for no reason it's a little bit different than having to be oh my god Look in Rhino milk memes. We are having some having someone impose and completely unnecessary Rule I mean you could say it's creative if you if you have a good thing despite something else Like we had to creatively work around this ridiculous rule. It is self-imposed restriction We put on ourselves for no reason should we like introduce logic to the Rhino milk memes? Oh, well to the to the to the lore so it's a quick one Deep in the heart of Africa There's an impenetrable forest we're an impenetrable forest and even more impenetrable force field Lies the quote-unquote peaceful nation of Wakanda Now Wakanda Inside of working They have they have farms where they farm rhinos the reasons that are Yet to be explained or justified, but they do have rhino farms and it was posited You said this was through the force field though. Yes through the force field They don't have farms inside the force field the farmers say outside the force field. No, they stop breaking the law Because if people if they were outside the force field and the white people notice the rhino farms They'd start to ask questions. Oh, so it's only the rhino farmers are in I think I think they actually might have them both inside out now or even if it is just outside This is still a point. Yeah, there's how annoying would it be if you had like property in the force field ran through your property So like there's just a Just there's just half a house sitting out in the middle of nowhere I have to get a I have to get a tourism permit every time I use the lulu You let you have any way they farm rhinos like all the force fields I feel like we got off track like this But uh, someone said maybe they milk the rhinos Maybe they farm the rhinos for the purpose of milking them Maybe just maybe they use the rhinos for their ivory or their rhino meat And we checked out all of those and they they did uh, not not one of them is used rhinos the rhinos neither produce ivory Nor do they um, no nor would it make sense to raise rhino for its meat Nor would it make sense to use their milk because it is um, mostly water And so we're pretty useless fucking milk. Yeah, it's pretty useless fucking animal really Well, they think we should just kill them all they they they were used for war that makes tome said You ride your rhinos in the battle your war rhinos and they were mysteriously Well, not mysteriously they just wouldn't use for infinity war because according to the the film's logic They're still pissed Black panther and so they're not that factions not going to come into the fight, you know that saves the earth. It's like, oh Okay, in reality, it's just that the CGI budget Wasn't enough. I guess so does the faction with the war rhinos not have like all the fancy vehicles No, this is the thing that we don't understand they do but Like, okay, so at the same time you have this extremely technologically advanced space age civilization You also have people like riding on top of rhinos in the battle Like they had to do some squalor They had to take some budget cuts because they can't afford ships with those blanket shields I mean, you have it's almost like when we're watching this video about Wakanda We were we were noticing That it was almost like a two-tier society where you had the really rich privilege class that was living with the spaceships and the big I don't I want to call them ivory towers, but there you go and and then you had the poor people who Were poor and lives in the dirt It makes sense farmers who don't get to live inside the force field the non rhino farmers Yeah, we're gonna farm a farmer caravan and come up to the force field and then and then uh, Wakandan president trump is gonna be like Fuck off They're in like we needed a wall is like we already have a force field and this is not political This is just a direct comparison of the fact that there's a fucking wall literal wall in the middle of Wakanda Well, look a wall would work better than the force field because the force field didn't keep out the aliens Just saying that's true. Yeah, if the caravan if the people in the caravan just struggled hard enough Like 50 percent of them would die being chopped in half by the force field, but the others would get through But yeah, ultimately that's what birthed The rhino milk, you know, um, and that's an important part of culture for this this dream rhino milk So now, you know, they're you know, the the deep e-fap lore and yeah That's just page one of the lore there's so much more, you know to appreciate because It's not at all ridiculous retardation. It's actually like super in-depth and intelligent Don't let anyone tell you different Yeah, we got the holy book of the phap so um Eric taxon has denied the invite to e-fap several times. I'm afraid people we did we did try Yeah, he said if there was any other Thing that was going to happen. He uh, he said he would actually be willing to have a discussion with wolves sometime Maybe they can set that up But he is not willing to talk to me in rags as we are the most some of the most toxic people on this platform Is what he said for some reason which is not true at all. I'm very nice I am by far in a way the most toxic person in this call. So I don't know how in the world we got I don't know how we got me to be the And I am bisexual I am too So some people got into his discord who are friendly to e-fap and they they said screenshots of like The shit that they the way they speak there, which is embarrassing. It's like uh the way they speak So so like Eric puts up an argument on twitter. Someone counters it and then they go Eric wins because they responded Oh Like they talk to each other like that's how everything works. They're just like Eric does no wrong and every time someone replies to him. They've fallen for bait so You know like this is even if I respond to him being like rags of all those toxic youtubers like ha ha you fell for it It's like wait, so do you not think that it's like no, I think that So they think that Eric taxon is a masturbator The best of the bait is master That took him a while They call master. Oh, yeah, that's the thing I do Um, but yeah, also he has he has emotes of wolf's avatar in his server too Yeah, like four of them and I thought that was really weird and that is strange. He says I'm not Jared Come on He like he's got a surprisingly positive disposition towards wolf and I I have a small theory that I think he's attracted to you Because no, I'm sorry. It's just this is how it works. I because there's no way someone comes away from e-fab going Yeah, muller and rags. They're the ones that I'm most like controversial in any way. Okay. Um Moller after you sent me that picture. I don't want you to ever say those words. Eric is attracted to me again Um, frankly, I already can never forgive you for What you sent me involving Eric because I don't know What he may have told his audience in any way shape or form or if they've even seen the eve have we covered him but some of his audience think That we came after him for being uh autistic and for being gay, which uh Oh, yeah, that makes sense. That's gonna say first of all, we never even use the word autistic as far as I know in the coverage But secondly, it wouldn't really make sense for rags and wolf to come after somebody for being gay That's uh, no, that's why that's the all that's the only reason I would go after someone if if they're gay Sexual master race man. I can't stand the gays. You got got a problem with the gays Yeah, uh, he's he's not coming on folks. I'm so sorry. We tries Um, what's interesting is that the day after we did the stream on why force diversity is bad There was that tweet about how the um, the captain jan jordan Froze during the parkland shooting officer said she was in over her head Now sheriff israel admits captain jordan was recommended based on diversity and not qualifications The lack of leadership led the kids dying all because they wanted diversity I wonder what I could say about that. I want to say Well, oh, that's the thing. That's what's interesting. We didn't get into force diversity outside of cinema We didn't talk about well, do you want like a qualified doctor to operate on you? Or do you want the diversity hire doctor to operate on you? And remember, I think it was the big bank of america or something leaks one of those really big Like um identity breach things that happened in their security their online security advisor was a diversity hire some chick That they hired because she was a woman So, I mean I forget which one it was specifically. It was a couple years ago Well, you see eric would never respond to this just like he Refused to show the vast majority of my video and the vast majority of my arguments because this would defeat his point You can still have about your podcast as long as being rags out there though. I don't want to do that I even offered that we'd say silent by the way. He was like nope. I was like, okay um Oh, yeah, the other thing I wanted to mention was uh people have been telling me like your comments been removed from Joseph annison's video and the video on cinema wins. Don't worry about it Looks like comments of mine get removed just because they reported now rather than the actual creators getting rid of them It's gonna happen on my videos one day probably where someone leaves a comment And I just gets hit with spam and then I lose it and I'm just like, oh, shit And it's almost like knowledge of these comments like don't worry about it Do automatically assume That it is because of youtube rather than the creator at this point because it seems like comments getting removed is becoming very very common But uh, if you get like definitive proof, which is pretty hard to get then sure, you know But um, yeah, it's a little bit disheartening for me to even comment on videos that I disagree with anymore because it's just like well, I'm just gonna get reported and then You know muted. So that's fun. You don't get your comment reported on e-fap Nope, just another reason why nine out of ten dentists nationwide recommend e-fap What is with you today The most efficient enamel cleanser Um, and yeah, that's about that's about it. Um, we're pretty much good to go on on checking out this this video which Everybody went crazy about because the context is you have cinema sins who rips into every movie equally Well, I say equally. I mean he just he'll make every movie like meh. I hate it Um And then you've got the inverse which is someone who's done every movie and what's great about it And you'd be like oh, so it's like a positivity channel in a way and it's like yes Is that in concept better or worse or the same as cinema sins? What's your guys perspective on that? Sorry, cuz I'm I'm really sorry could you repeat the question? Does it matter like whoa, whoa, who cares which one's better? No, it's not about that. It's about uh, like Methodology so like the idea of the world's luck I was gonna say everyone hates cinema sins It's like cinema sins is overly negative any misrepresent films. It's like so what about overly positive Is that is that positivity makes me feel a little queasy In general, but I would say trying to look at this objectively. They both suck balls I was gonna say they'll fall prey to the exact same issues if they're just on either side of the spectrum So if it's bad to be too negative, it is also bad to be too positive This is someone in the whole thing. Is someone in the chat said sins sins. So what's nervously? I mean He's he's doing what we're doing technically just again the reverse. So he's he's pointing out how cinema sins is wrong will be today Responding to cinema wins not saying he's wrong Someone in the chat said the only time I care about positivity is with hiv That's true Um, you should you should care. You should definitely care. You should care But yeah, the the idea is that like don't go out. Don't don't be mean to cinema wins because he's being nice It makes sense to be mean to cinema sins because he's being mean Like what what do you reckon about that? I don't think cinema sin. I don't think cinema sins is mean You mean to films he's mean to films. Well films don't have fucking feelings That's like your opinion bad Did you just assume that films emotional state you bigot? I did I can't be friends with you anymore. I can't believe this But you know, uh, each of us has seen the last Jedi each of us think it's a masterpiece I think it's an amazing piece of work. There should be studies piece of shit And we're willing to hear out any and all arguments. I'm pretty sure this will do a hell of a lot better than um Like major lee or jonathan mackintosh But we'll we'll have to see who knows what kind of stuff we're gonna get So is everybody ready to check out? Everything great about star wars. I think this will be the video to prove to us that the last jedi was Actually, not a terrible movie. Of course not, but you know, we'll try and let's see if it changes our mind Even a little bit. Let's see how bigoted we are and that we will refuse to acknowledge it. Uh, yeah Don't judge in advance. You have to actually hear the arguments first. Yeah, don't judge. Holy shit. That was loud a bit. Oh He only played one second at least that gives you a prep. Uh Yeah, so uh, here we go. I immediately the whole movie played in my head Oh I hear like eight movies at once The other thing about this I always found interesting is that he's Legitimately a complete ripoff just does the reverse as and he stole the The delivery as well When you think that he'd want to try and do his own thing at this point No, because you have to steal it's popular and stay with it I mean, isn't isn't the point to be sort of the positive parody So you kind of want to stick to the style of the thing you're parodying, right? You want it to be identifiable that you're trying to I'm sure he considers himself legitimate parody anymore Yeah, like I'm pretty sure he considers himself his own thing at this point. He's he's he's really popular Cinema wins is not an arbitrary channel That's just Okay, well, let me see. I don't keep track of these these like he's at one million subscribers. That's not exactly small Well, I didn't I never heard about jello apocalypse until he made that retarded vote video So and he's got like 1.4 million. How many subscribers does cinema sins have? Oh um well Because I'm not one of them. So I don't I don't keep track of us. That's over 8 million So basically this guy is like well past 10 percent of cinema sins Okay, yeah, no, you're right. You're right. You should probably try to differentiate himself I just thought you would want to that's all Well, I would if it was me. I don't want to kind of do my own thing sort of Because he does well I'm not saying he has to I'm just saying like yeah, it's a little bit. Um He's a little bit silly at this point if you have a million subs Yeah, anyway, I started the force awaken video Oh, sorry. Hang on. I started the force awaken video the first sentence and you fucked up That's not the name of the movie. It's called the force awakens Maybe he thought it was a posture. He asked like rags is rags is You you the force awaken but he says I'll be objective and not a star wars fanboy But he said that in the force awakens one apparently, um Okay. Oh, yeah, that's a silly thing to do. He said it was that was intentionally meant to be immediately dismissed Why Isn't it a bit redundant to say something that's most whatever fine. I don't why would that be dismissed though? Like that's a good thing. Maybe he thinks I'm I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that he thinks you can't be objective about films If he feels that way then that sentence to him is a funny thing to say, isn't it? I guess but it's a good thing. I want reviewers to be objective Or to try at least how to try, you know I'll be objective and not a star wars fanboy disclaimer that was intentionally meant to be immediately dismissed I'm not even gonna bother this time. Some of you unsubbed when this hit your inbox. That's fine Who fucking who? Who fucking who? Some of you unsubbed hit your inbox I don't know but the other 1.1 whatever million of you stayed so I guess it's okay Yeah, I mean, you know whatever that's fine Well, let's let's do something real quick before we even get into this. Let's take a poll the last Jedi Love it hate it or hate it. Just hate it Well, actually this might be differentiating from cinema sins. Do they start off making excuses? Oh, well, I mean, I thought it was this plays into I think um You're supposed to vote on the poll And then by the end of the video, I guess you vote again And you see how your vote is changed to see if he's changed your mind. So obviously we will we will we will let you know if that happens, but I voted in my heart I have a feeling he's actually invested in this film as opposed to just doing a cinema sins reverse, you know Or a TRO video where he didn't watch the video the movie at all and still made a video about it Right, if any didn't watch the last Jedi Didn't he say that in his video? I don't remember it was a fucking it's a blur looking back A 12 hour blur It was it seriously it was 11 hours and then we had the discussion with him. So that's like 12 hours Yeah, no, I think the genuine total comes to 16 for the entire What the adventure of me and rags versus Went to zero Yeah, because the first one was There's six hours of five hours and four hours, right? Well, yeah, but I don't know if the third one the four hours of the third one True was all like because it because we started off talking with him about it But then We went to something else. We went to another video I think it was like an hour and a half with him on that. So yeah, it comes to the point is we talk about this shit way to Goddamn much. Yes. And people want more. So it's like people it's never enough. They're never satisfied Anyway, let's hear an argument Below that you'll see a second poll with some different options This is one of those points that only works if things go my way But number one, I'm really curious and number two. I really need to know how many russian hackers are audience It's funny. You guys have cold hearts russian hackers Reference just kidding. I know that there are people who genuinely don't like this movie, but you've clicked on this So let's get you see the thing. He thinks that because I'm a russian hacker bot. So I am very russian hacker. He thinks that I wasted my time Tweeting at ryan johnson, but I was I was obviously far more concerned with rigging the presidential election Trump must win. How could a bot possibly do two things at once? I go big I go way bigger than movies. That's pretty funny though. The idea that it's like could they have rigged the election? It's like, well, I lost it. It's like, could they have left bad reviews for the last Jedi? You're like, what? Mildew all Like the democrats it just seems like such as Because have you guys heard the argument some people are like, yeah, because it helps destabilize american culture to foster warfare between media It's like, what? See you then It's the the trump supporters who are telling you to divorce people because they don't like trump. Yeah, that's us That's our side divorce the brown people People are literally arguing that russian bots were used to Downvote the last jedi to provide all the russians love star wars. Yeah, I gotta keep up better with the news on this on this, uh You know key issue of our day That covered logic is here cool, but why? I don't know. I don't know either. I I don't even know what we're talking about About russians and this is about movies. I don't know things about movies about that new indiana jones film I think the one in the space. Yeah, can't even go Logic is the russian spy indiana jones and the last death star. It is the people's crystal skull It belongs to all of us. Yes, it is yours and mine, but mostly mine this so let's get into it. Okay Here we go Hey, look serratus star wars. You know what's really great is he's got the subtitles so we can actually hear his Arguments with while posing. No, no, no you you've got you've got the the the thingy the extension that makes the browser louder Don't forget rags pay attention. I said pausing him Yeah, meaning the if we're halfway through a sentence we can see the whole sentence Now the pause is louder. That doesn't no Anyway, another unique pan down from the heaven star wars opening with this high speed flat through the resistance ships. Yeah That's fine. I liked it too. I thought it was a neat shot Yeah, opening with this high speed fly through the resistance ships No feelings were harmed in the making of this scene. I don't understand that. What was that joke supposed to mean? I don't understand. Oh, wait. It's a follow-up. Hang on. Don't speak bb8. Happy beats here, buddy. Come on. There you go. Oh happy beats Okay Robots don't have As a you know, the other thing that i'm confused about is he's he's he talks about that one shot in the beginning She's like that's a cool shot win And it's like you're gonna do that for every good shot or you're gonna you're gonna take away for bad shots Or is it just noting that one thing? I'm curious. I'm not familiar with cinema wins as a channel. Does he do this with every film? He's like that shot's good. I think so. I think there's a good shot. I guess the wins and By comparison the sins are kind of meaningless they just sort of They kind of just like a satisfying like hey, hey, that's cool. Hey Hey, hey, ho ho that guys uniform is like my uniform when I used to work at a restaurant Because mine didn't have a mine didn't have a first order patch on it Because like the the the wind counts are arbitrary, but they they're just neat. I think that's why they they both do it to be honest What also robots don't have feelings That's like well made him feel good. I was gonna say not as a solo They they want to revolt against the system as they're just pro no they're just programmed that one was just programmed to revolt She was programmed with feminism who grabbed to not do what it was supposed to do That's why she failed someone cloned Anita Sarkeesian's brain and put it in a robot Now she wasn't impressed enough You guys are racist. I'll say that I don't like Anita Sarkeesian Buddy come on. We're gonna get banned from patreon dude chill That's like inevitable. I'm pretty sure at this point opening with this high speed fly through the resistance ships No feelings were harmed in the making of this scene. What you guys don't speak bb8 happy beats your buddy. Come on This isn't funny general hugs took me to my third. Yeah, I didn't like it personally. I thought general hugs general hugs Yeah, he does call him that. Oh, I didn't even notice. I thought I just said hugs and I didn't okay I think he says he doesn't want to Oh, oh, I didn't even know it's just like hugs hugs And it's a part of the whole making hugs look extremely non-threatening. It's like He's everybody loves the hugs You're not allowed to like it if you're Russian bot All right, I hate hugs Even though they keep me warm in Cold Siberian winter. They are our hugs Catch that one you and your friends are doomed. We will wipe your filth from the galaxy Donal gleason is amazing and took the comedic tweak to his character in stride while still chewing the freaking scenery in a believable way Chewing the scenery in a believable way when isn't the point of chewing the scenery basically overacting Either way, uh, yeah, sure donal gleason's a good thing Why did why did they think it's a good thing to basically retcon his character and make a new one for this film? Why is that a why is that a win counter? The that's the positive spit. I suppose the negative spit is what the fuck have they just done I guess it's like, yeah, I guess he he's good as an actor But he's playing the character completely different than the character was And the previous film which was like 10 minutes before this one Yeah, um, I agree donal gleason's a good actor that doesn't add to this film really In the force awakens did he get hit on the head or anything? No, he's uh, he's only threatening in the force awakens other than he's stood around and screamed He's threatening and competent and maybe maybe he was so angry and screamed so much that he had like a little mini stroke He looked like he was about to cry during his speech in the force awakens. So I guess he's got that I still remember that bit in the force awakens being like wow, he really really went for that You know the whole like How would he shout before the laser goes off? I could construct criticism, but yeah, I guess I agree. Good acting. That's fine But again, it doesn't really it doesn't really help the last Jedi whether or not the act is a good Because uh, it's the same for Mark Hamill. I think he does amazing in this film, but No Just gotta get that out of the way But I'm gonna be doing that thing that most of the other last Jedi defender videos say they won't do because Hey, I'm nothing if not thorough. You either think this is funny or or you don't funny Well, I think I've said in my videos like you're welcome to find it funny. That's not something that follows me It's more about the construction I'm concerned with And I don't quite understand why it would be funny Like I don't understand half of these jokes why they was the jokes because he ends he Um He's just saying things like it's not even jokes really He's just saying it's like the homo simpson Joke or is he talking about the scene? I think he's talking about the the the hugs comment the fact that Okay, then all right then like hux is being humiliated like it's it's funny because hux isn't a Because you keep fucking pausing you should we should probably watch all 42 minutes So we understand the full context And then back to the start and and then we just we're just we're just repurposing his video for our own Because otherwise we are we are just commenting out of ignorance. This is true. This is really a bad thing to do Ha ha he mispronounced hux's name that funny Very funny. He's named liking things russian bought you're doing it all wrong Everything I hate how I like it. They won't do because hey, I'm nothing if not thorough You either think this is funny or or you don't fair enough But don't pretend like goofy slapstick humor puns and yo mama caliber comedy hasn't always been a part of star Yo mama comedy has been in stalls before Oh, yeah, don't you remember that scene in episode five when han found luke and he was like your mother ha Gets into in uh, what was that stupid animal's name? I was about to call it a taun taun. Is that what it is? Yeah, that's taun taun. Well, wait, what are we referring to the the half animal? Yeah, the thing that he put him in That's a taun taun All to be in completely honest I just want examples of what he would consider because goofy slapstick humor. Is he referring to jar jar binks? I guess but that doesn't really those aren't exactly parts that people want That's like they went well received if i'm completely jar jar binks is also the yo mama caliber comedy like Where else was was comedy as as brilliant and sparkling as your mama in any Yeah, I would just like what because i'm not i'm not gonna say they were absolutely none of slapstick humor puns Or your mama jokes in the ot but I certainly don't have any right. I remember Well, it's not yo mama jokes. It's your mama caliber is like jokes on the level of yo mama Which I don't think there were I don't think there were any jokes that poorly and lazily written Get this walking carpet out of my way. Does that count as low caliber comedy? No, I was gonna say I'm trying to think of what you might be referencing. I don't know Yeah, I genuinely don't know. Oh, oh, since and said he's you got used as an example Powers I believe he's tooling with you, sir About his mother. We're all fine here. No, thank you. How are you? How the fuck is that? And then he shoots the fucking console That's genuinely one of the funniest moments in the series And it's not your that's a high caliber comedy joke is Han Solo trying to espiage his way through the situation and fucking up Well, look if you use reader response theory Han Solo technically said Hi your mom and then he shot the concert It's the kind of joke I'd expect out of uh, Paul Rudd in you know, even the ant-man films when he goes, um Everything's fine here now fine. How are you? I can I can see ant-man at the console infiltrating the death star. He turns into a tiny tauntaun the squint The the squint after saying how are you it's the mode of oh shit. I fucked Yeah, yeah, that's that's way higher caliber for me. I don't know. Well Okay, I wouldn't put those well the just playing it was funny and made me laugh and I happened to go bored conversation Anyway, it's like that's Han Solo for you yeah As Han Solo is acting in character And it's funny. I I think the idea isn't so much like hey look. This is your mama caliber. I think the idea is It's a joke. Therefore. It's the same Which yeah isn't I know it's tough to sort of deconstruct jokes because ultimately it's just like did it make you laugh Well, not as far as we need to go. But so well, there are tears like at the bottom tier is like the last Jedi humor And at the very top it's like mxc Like there's different levels of cleverness and humor Yeah, no shit I definitely agree with that. I just I I think there's very few people especially in this conversation who would disagree with that, but apparently Apparently it was like does he think that like adam sandler movies are on the same level He's like a mystery science theater video or like are those the same level of humor? His uh, his argument is just Humor has always been present and that's that's fine. Just like on the same caliber. I'm like I'd have to disagree with it Uh, yeah, I'm not No, thank you. How are you? I Conversation anyway, and besides this is a fun sequence where his stall actually makes sense for yeah fun isn't an argument Uh, his stall actually makes sense for whatever he's charging up to fly through this. You don't even know what it is Do you guys remember that he charges something at the beginning of the film? I don't know why It's like his engines or something But why wouldn't that just be something he has anyway is why is he charging it and it's almost implied It's like a super boost and you're like, oh Okay, why didn't he charge it up on the way there because he could just turn his engine off and then coast towards the I suppose it's an attempt to explain how he cannot be shot by the turrets Because that is the thing that happens and then they would see the bombers anyway because they travel at one mile an hour And so they have to have had a head start So it doesn't make sense besides the stall should be in this shot right here The stall would be a different thing like Saying like the joke works because it's funny and because it functions as a stall It's like you could have had anything as a stall. He could have been like hey, hux. Uh, we're willing to surrender And then hux is like, oh shit really You know the fact that it's a stall doesn't assist it really it's just like yeah, that's true I'm gonna go get a beer. Why didn't he just hyperdrive Hyperdrive into the dread door and use an escape pod just before so so we could do it Why didn't they hyperdrive like anything? I know the hyperdrive fucking ruins it Oh, no the dreadnought It's like yeah, all right Well, we're gonna have to use no more ships to hyperdrive into a dreadnought and blow it up You know, I saw someone in the chat mentioned that the bombers had hyperdrives on them. So they could have just If if the bombers actually I'll google it while someone's doing that thing That's insane to think about If you just hyper drove the bombers into the ships, then well, I mean the same exact thing would get accomplished Not to mention the dreadnought doesn't have shields if you remember they just it's just for some reason doesn't have any shields Unlike the star destroyers I mean, look all the bombers get destroyed anyway and all the people on board them die anyway So all they had to do According to wookipedia the mg 100 star fortress sf 17 Is equipped with hyperdrive. Wait, what is that? That's the bomber is it? Yeah, they are equipped it is it's canon that they are equipped with hyperdrive Well, what the fuck look it's hard to plan a war. Okay, it's hard Sometimes you just gotta do stuff but No, no, there's got to be like a discussion tab um Braggs, it's not worth your time to try and dissect this film by logic. Where no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Sorry, can I just why is it called a star fortress because it's like the most useless the world No, it's it's it's because it's supposed to represent a flying fortress Which was the name of a world war two bomber. Well, I said really bad fortress Like I said in my videos like I get it I get the reference but it doesn't make sense in their own content because they die in a shot Yeah, can I point out though that all of this makes perfect sense when you consider the leadership demonstrated in the film Based on the leadership skills of the people in charge that we see Uh, it's perfectly in line. Like this all makes perfect sense. Actually Yeah, this feature it's if this all made sense if their battle plans made sense Uh, then it would be that's it would be inconsistent If you look at this film from the lens of idiot response theory Wow, two teams of morons pit against each other. Let's see how much they can fuck this up It actually makes perfect sense If you remember wolf the first debate we had about it, the guy said it makes sense because hux is retarded Hux is an idiot and you're like Oh He said arrogant Yeah, well, he's making mistakes and it's explained by him having a personality flaw That's the the the overall point is like, yeah As the characters in this movie are a personality flaw I think it's I do think it's interesting though. I had no idea That these bombers had a hyperdrive, but they do How non-threatening Star destroyers would be if they actually could use the hyperdrive that way It would be like don't bring in the star destroyers. They're just going to use one fighter and destroy all of them And so if maybe someone's defense was they used hyperdrive to get that close and then stop To be fair, you can't really trust wukipedia because anyone can edit it and everyone has a political outlook on this Um, you know all of the e-fap supporters are going to be editing it to try to make as little sense as possible Anyone last jedi did not make sense the empire strikes back clearly No, sorry return to the jedi establishes that x-wings have a hyperdrive, which means why in the hell wouldn't Every other ship of its similar size You know, uh, there's there's some precedent. We don't actually see if a bomber actually does have it But i'm assuming a bomber does but these ships were designed under the new regime of uh, let's fuck up Also resistance, right now under the new regime of resistance leadership These ships were designed and these people are idiots so clearly they would not put hyperdrive in all of their ships How do these things land? Like they don't they stay in space permanently Okay, fucking rags such an idiot doesn't understand science I don't Charging up to fly through there fast enough so the dreadknock can't shoot him down Underdog ships doing unexpected things to beat superior ships is kind of a motif No, it happened in the other films when you look at it broadly. Therefore it's good This guy has to check his subtitles better. No, i like that they're sticking to po being of the best pilot Oh, wait, is that what it says? I like that they're Never mind. I'm stupid It should I mean it should it should not my fault. They only look up like an hour and a half No, it's wrong It's his po being a best of the best not the best of the best pilot Because that would be redundant. That's he just po being the best pilot someone in the chat said Wolf I am axing you in this fanatical disney star wars universe That's snow calling him a boy would make him arrogant Oh, that's a good one fanatical Disney fanatical star wars universe being the best of the best pilot That needs to be in quotations. I think is how you'd fix that It actually by the way audience i'm really trying to be like Mentally present here Anyway, I am I am seriously so fucking tired So I might be a complete idiot this entire stream just warning. It's okay. You still have to outclass rags and wolf Yeah The best of the best pilot it actually plays into how arrogant he is when it comes to honoring command decisions. No wrong That's incorrect. No, that is not. We'll have to see how he follows that up because he's not arrogant at all Oh, well, he goes into the bomber here. He goes into the bombers So that it's not an arrogant thing at all what he did Look at this honoring command decisions. You know, I find interesting. This is not an argument I've even explored but who should have final say on the Uh warfare involving the the fleet the fleet commander or the general I just I know that the general outranks the fleet commander technically But surely the fleet commander during a fleet battle should probably have the same discretion And besides it doesn't matter because all these ships do their own This is the things missing from the film. You need po telling them. They have to come in. He's ordering them to come in Uh, because he doesn't he just says hey guys the The the cannons down and they all they all like have positive outlooks and they were like, let's do it It's like if Leia told them all to come back. Surely they would question mark I mean she Would she have I don't know she told po to come back he mutes here, but she doesn't Get muted for the entire fleet show up So my question is like wouldn't she be like wow po just muted me. Okay, uh, you know sub commanders or captains everyone come back No, because the bombers they had to have been on the way Oh, yeah that that too. Well, this is the other this is why this scene makes no sense whatsoever If the bombers said, okay, we're listening to Leia. We're going back They would slowly turn around and slowly start moving back to the thing assuming they're gonna have to run It would take them 10 minutes to turn around And yeah, and they'd all get destroyed by the incoming tie fighters, which happens regardless. This is why This film is so incompetently made if you wanted to make po the arrogant Uh leader here There's so many changes you have to make because as far as the audience is concerned He does everything he can in the and to be honest the right way too I think that I think ryan was basically in his head. He was just like and suddenly bombers appear And that's why in the movie Suddenly bombers appear. Well, I think in ryan's head. There was just an endless loop of elevator music playing and that's what That's how we got this He's sitting there. He's writing his draft and he's bobbing his head back and forth and smiling suddenly bombers appear Yeah, po being the best the best plays into how arrogant he is. It's like I suppose But he's not arrogant in the film. He's just right and I know how arrogant that sounds as a statement But we've been through the arguments Now I'm just imagining like a ryan johnson character in the first mass effect game on those really long elevators that took forever to get anywhere And that's just inside his head. That's where he wrote the script. He was just sitting in the elevator Talking to tolly and garis the whole time Ultimately the reason that I don't believe it's arrogance is because he doesn't do it for any personal gain And he doesn't do it Because he wants any personal glory and he's not being impetuous He has a reason for doing what he does and the film shows that it pays off And he was correct in the decision that he made Yeah, which uh You know, you might even be arrogant at that point, but uh, he's right So what relevance is it? Someone in the chat called him brown dead ryan. Oh, that's a that's a commonly said thing for poor ryan johnson Yeah, ryan ryan. I haven't heard that. That's funny Obviously ruin johnson is one of his common ones as well. I've heard that one. I want to hear trump say round head ryan like all the time now So this seems like a simple thing, but I got to hit the easy ones Why do the bombs fall towards the ship when gravity wouldn't be pulling them? Exactly. I find it interesting that uh, it's supposed to be a wins for the film And he's he just said I've got to hit the easy ones as if I've got to hit the counter I got to counter the arguments against the film Which sort of gives you an impression of what the motivation of this video is rather than just celebrating the good I kind of thought that there wasn't gravity that was pulling them towards the ship. I thought they were being propelled So this this is the thing everyone's just speculating on how this thing works I thought the prevailing theory was magnets are pushing them out of the So I will tell you What the canon answer is because I have the mg 100 star fortress s at dash 17 Page here on the wookiepedia. Yeah the one edited by angry last jedi haters Okay, totally inaccurate by those normal e-fappers The b slash sf dash 17's intended purpose was to deliver a payload of 1048 proton bombs on top of a target The modular bombing magazine called the click wait wait a second if okay, wait, hold on Okay, the modular bombing magazine called the clip by the bomber crew the magazine called the clip Would drop the bombs through sequenced Would drop the bombs through sequenced electromagnetic plates in the clip Which propelled the bombs to quote-unquote drop in microgravity environments The bomb so see it doesn't just say it's staying in space So don't ask me how it fucking lands. So according to its own lore it's not to do with gravity So the bombs would then be drawn magnetic drawn magnetically to their targets. Oh Oh, wouldn't they be drawn to themselves at that point as in yeah, they would just make a massive clump of the other Just make one super bomb wait So do the do the bombs accelerate after they're out of the magazine You mean the clip Whatever It looks more like a magazine to me. I'll read that one more time the modular bombing magazine. I don't I don't care It drops the bombs through sequenced electromagnetic plates in the clip Would propel the bombs to drop in microgravity environment the bombs would then be drawn magnetically to their targets So let me get this straight They accelerate all the way out and they accelerate when they approach the target as well So they they magnetize the clip and it makes them Be propelled down I guess this is clearly written by last Jedi haters to make it make no sense. No fuck listen. It's so fucking simple. I mean they Okay, so the bombs are in the clip is in and When they get electromagnet fide Right the clip is the clip rail zine does it makes them It it it makes them push Downwards because the only way the bombs could go is down because the bottom of the clip is zine is open Like a clip you push it down so they get downwards and then They the bombs See that here's the thing so the bombs have to be magnetized the whole way Or they have to be they have to become magnetized after a certain distance so that they are attracted So the bombs become magnets essentially or they could just be accelerated As they're being ejected Assistant rate of velocity to their target. No They would have to have constant thrust to do that or maybe No, what what are you talking about momentum right something is traveling at a specific rate in space It's not just going to stop as soon as it leaves the ship. No, no, that's what I'm saying If if you wanted them to I thought you were saying that they were propelled. I'm saying if the if you want the um Velocity to increase as it approaches the target between the ship that launched it and the target Then you would need this extra like the bombs are magnetized or some fucking nonsense. Yeah, I'm asking Do they accelerate or or do there's no thruster on them? So the bombs like they they snap their bomb fingers and they become magnetized So that means That that means that they become attracted to the thing that they are targeting Or are supposed to go to say it just works. What's the point of that? It's it's look the point Is that it's like having a magnetic bullet that gets magnetized onto the person you're shooting It makes no it's pointless just be well That's just be you know how like an enemy soldier is carrying a gun, right? If you've magnetized the bullet on the way towards the enemy Home in on the gun that the bad guy man has so wait a minute. Are we talking about the needlers from halo? Yes, it's the needlers from halo in retarded bomb form Look the the conclusion of this is it's look how excessive that is all those bombs when you could just have Recap repurpose them into a missile and fire the missile That's it. Look, I think they did it. Okay the way that they It's so it's a reference to will war two Ryan fucking shoved it in and he just wants it to work. He does not care if it makes sense I need I need you to I need you to listen So there is a page on proton bombs um The resistance carried proton bombs into combat by mg 100 or fortress sf-17 bombers They were used to bomb the full miniatrix A mandator for class siege dreadknot during the evacuation of the car Uh, well, that's the clion homeworld while the bombers suffered heavy losses, especially like they all died So yeah, you say that Especially when three bombers were lost in an explosive chain reaction from a tie fighter crashing into one of the bombers bomb bays Alone bomber managed to drop its entire payload on the dreadknot destroying both the bomber and the dreadknot It destroys the bomber on a successful bombing. We did. We did cover that. It's uh, it's Beyond incompetent design. It's almost a parody of a bomber ship It's it's just hilarious. But yeah, he this argument will never end It's dumb no matter how these bombs work. It's still dumb. That's not even the only problem I I'm reading the chat. I'm I'm reading I'm reading the work of wikipedia The star war is wiki Some people are saying is from the visual dictionary. So it is one to one. What? Uh, It's not like a troll Do you think that the last jedi defense force squad? With allow incorrect information on the wikipedia about the mg 100 star fortress sf-17 Do you think they would allow that? I think not sir I think not That's why she breaks her back due to the artificial gravity on the ship. So once the bombs leave the ship There's nothing to slow their momentum downward. See I don't force the bombs are necessarily so stupid like if you just had them being You know like magnetically, you know propelled out of the ship At the target like a gun That'd make sense ish Yeah, but you'd have to shoot 1048 of the fuckers This is gonna say there's a lot more. Uh, there's a lot more stupid to it. Um Like the scene itself and and the ship's design and how it'll execute not just whether or not the bombs I mean, obviously, but just just inherently the idea is not really stupid I mean, this is obviously built around Something fucking retarded that ryan johnson created interesting. So they're scrambling to try and make sense of it all Like on wikipedia. It's interesting. He like is implying the answer's obvious because the it shows us the artificial gravity But it's like according to the wikipedia. That's not actually why that does what it does You know, I'm glad because having them dropped by artificial gravity would be kind of stupid Yes, I wouldn't like that. I wouldn't like that way of it working I don't think that they should have had the artificial gravity at all really At least not in the bomb bay Someone in the chat pointed out, how can she kick if her spine is broken Her leg isn't broken Duh, yeah, you big dummy just because her spine's broken doesn't mean her leg's broken Duh, I mean gosh, come on because she's shot in the head doesn't mean her heart isn't pumping blood Yeah, geez fucking idiot. Anyway, uh Here's the thing like like the super chat that that just brought up like In comparison all the vehicles from warhammer make more sense than this There's like this is a box of guns on it. You know, it breaks her back A lot of things make more sense due to the artificial gravity on the ship So once the bombs leave the ship, there's nothing to slow their momentum downward Also self-sacrifice from our first badass good girl in this film showing no fear in the end Yeah, that was she badass. She did nothing. It's context context loss. It's like It's the same thing as saying cool explosion Ding like yeah, by the way, he's he's right about the fact that like if they used artificial gravity Uh to propel the bombs out of the ship. There would be nothing to slow their descent The problem is i'm pretty sure the distance is involved here Like artificial gravity is not really the speed you want to propel those bombs you want something like faster That propels them at a decent rate of speed because i'm pretty sure there's a pretty big gap there For these bombers to hit a target that target must be huge And the target can't hyperspace or move while the bombs are falling down I mean imagine trying to hit a smaller ship with this design And also the idea of artificial gravity that just sort of applies in one Open bomb bay and just sort of stops at the edge of the Of the opening Is kind of dumb. I'm confused. Do they clump up? Wouldn't they actually clump up? I think they I think they would all clump up together because the bombs themselves are would have to be magnetized Think of it and I know this is a little bit pedantic because the Wikipedia says they are drawn magnetically to their targets So they are being they're they are being pulled to the target ignoring that Um, just the idea just ignore that it's in the wiki. Who do you just you fucking nerd? Uh, so take let's just say you have three balls three bullbomb whatever Going down first one goes at, you know Five speeds and stays at five as soon as it gets out Second one is going at five speed and so when it comes out It's uh, it's it's already got the ones behind it are pushing it as well as it dropping in general If you get what I mean, so like They wouldn't end up at the same speeds surely like there would be a bit of I don't know when they clump when they clump up. They would all basically come to a halt because they're all being pulled towards each other So they're being pulled towards each other and towards the ship below them I think I know what you're saying mauler. You're saying that the ones on the bottom Barely fall at all through the artificial gravity. So they have yeah next to no speed And then the ones at the top fall a long distance through artificial gravity into they have a much higher speed They have oh, yeah, because it's like a gun barrel the longer that the longer a gun barrel And so they would explode themselves The chain reaction would go up into the ship it the only thing it accomplishes is destroying itself That's true. Yeah, the the further up the rail in the ship The bomb is The higher that the faster the speed it'll move because the magnet has more time to let it roll and build up speed When it leaves so it would slam into the bombs that were beneath and if it's not magnetic And if it's entirely about Artificial gravity as he's just posited then yeah, this problem is even just certainly terrible Because someone in someone in the chat said rag berlin couldn't hyperspace out of europe and that's what it was based off of Duh the idiot They'll say no rags. They all have a relative forward speed. Yeah once they do at first Well, they actually just prove that they don't but They when they when they clump up Right when they start to clump up they're they're being attracted in different directions Towards each other So that would change not only the speed they're moving, but it would also probably affect their direction somewhat Though to be fair this design only in the best possible scenario would only work against extremely large ships that would be impossible to miss anyway It's not the it's it's the speed that would be The bigger issue not the not the accuracy bomb drop. There are people who are like move on. We know it doesn't make sense It's like, you know, he's he's presented this like you guys don't get it They do wick and so now we have to be like, uh, let's double this is a moller stream We're gonna spend eight hours on this we're gonna get this thing right. God damn it Two minutes 22 seconds into this fucking video, but rags are the bombers wet No, because water would freeze in space On this film showing no fear in the end What? Comeuppance That doesn't even okay I hate that we've already played like two seconds and now I have a big diatribe. I want to go on So, uh, the the the idea that huck's has fucked up in this fight. It's a bad-ass good girl He's getting he's getting comeuppance for it. It's like you do remember that the follow-up is the they can't escape And uh, snook didn't know this for no reason snook is like, oh, we have a hyperspace tracker Neat I guess I was wrong to beat you up. He practically says that in the scene. He's like, yeah, you're right, uh, huck's Maybe it was for the dread not being blown up Uh, because I imagine that shit's expensive Well, is that huck's didn't do anything wrong outside of not deploy the x the the tify is fast enough which again is just like a It's probably a mistake you would make when that's just standard procedure You approach the enemies release the tify is like, why would that even yeah, but you see I need you to understand that I'm I'm looking for the Wikipedia keep talking Uh, dread not star wars. What are you looking for whether or not the entire fight? No, here it is the executor. No, that's the fucking wrong dread not uh Here the mandator Four class siege dread not the mandator Yeah, the mandator it has it has a crew. Holy fucking shit. It has a crew of 53,000 officers 140,000 enlisted in 22,000 storm troopers what type fire and one bomber Blew it all up. Does it have how many type fighters are in one? I need you to understand this I need you to understand that one Fighter blew up all the surface cannons on this ship That has approximately That has over 200,000 people on it And in the shielding it has six deflector shield generators It says in two orbital autocannons and 26 dorsal point defense anti aircraft cannons and six tractor beam projectors Too bad. They didn't use any of that in the battle and it has and it's listed as a complement of tie Uh, uh, tie space superiority fighters Well, so It's so excessive one bomber and one fireman destroyed this whole fucking thing The mandator is really overpowered remember when they introduced, uh Vader's personal star destroyer and empire and then at the end of revet the super star destroyer Yeah, at the end of return it crashes into the death star If I remember because like be a wig flew into the bridge Oh, well, we're supposed to assume that there are everything else has happened during that fight This thing has six tractor beam projectors on the like on the front of the ship and everything. Why didn't they just tractor beam po? He was too small and too fast. He's too small too fast. Yeah, why didn't they track your beam to bombers too small and too fast? Too big and too slow So we've successfully tracked the beams all the bombs inside our ship. They're like, what the fuck did you? Well magnetize them out in the space I'm showing no fear in the end Come up it's Man, that's where Luke got shot and returned to the Jedi. Yikes. That's a bad that's Oh, let's talk about star wars continuity. It's a bad ass. Good. Hold on that. That's that doesn't make any sense Why in 30 years would he not get a new? Oh, wow It's neat But yeah, it seems unlikely you wouldn't have swapped out. That's a mention Why why why didn't he not have the skin because at the end of empire strikes back? He had like the fake skin Yeah, get a new one, but what am I Oh man, that's where sometimes I feel like my skin's wearing off and yet to me that's that's just a neat detail It doesn't Help the film that much, but yeah, it doesn't actually Yeah, do you think that do you think that hand needs to be like recharged? He plugs it into a socket in the stone wall of his little hut in the middle of nowhere It's charged through his body because he eats and so it charges using his his body energy. Gotcha You'd be surprised how much energy there is in food really No, you can't An apple restores five percent of the hand's functionality. It's like a video game That's some continuity. This isn't a jab at fans who idolize lightsabers This is what Luke becoming the old hermit of this trilogy. He didn't get it. Then he does uh, so Didn't get it then This scene only works if you've seen the film already because if you haven't you're just confused Like this does this gluate This is luke becoming the old hermit of this trilogy. He didn't get it. Then he does now. He he didn't get why Obi-Wan was an old hermit and now he gets it because obi-wan hated the jedi Yeah, not sure what he's trying to say with that Yeah, I don't think it's a jab at people who idolize lightsabers. I think it's supposed to be a subversion It's supposed to go. Hey, everyone expected him to go like Yeah, it's my lightsaber. Yeah, so cool jump in the air, but no actually threw it off the fucking cliff Yeah about that. You're like, oh Okay It's confusing though and and it's awkward the way he throws it is very um matter of fact and just like You're like, oh The obvious fix for everyone suggests is he just drops it or he slowly lets it fall down Like you you just oh you hands it back to ray any of those about it the way he throws it is like You need a sound effect like Yeah, and it's just like You have like the looney tunes this the screen goes black and there's a little circle in the in the middle of it Zooming in on race confused face Yeah, if they wanted to make luke the obi-wan style old hermit Like that would be one was a pretty somber guy You know, it's kind of like very much in favor of the jedi too Yeah The whole point of obi-wan being a hermit in the first place is he was there to watch over luke You've trained him up to eventually kill vader and bring back the jedi Yeah There was a purpose behind it luke just wants to die and that's why he made a map to tell everyone where he was That's a misconception hashtag not all old hermits. Yeah. Yeah, you hermitist Now yeah laser swords do not a jedi make ray. That's not the point Don't call it a laser sword. That's insulting. It's a means to an end. That's why ben kept his Yeah, he said laser sword and then he said lightsaber. It's kind of that's I don't know weird, but um Ray extending a light saber to luke was a clear invitation And and he's denying that invitation I suppose his lightsaber to luke was a clear invitation Please come save the day with this super special tool akin to fix it felix's Who's fix it felix? No, that's the guy from bracket ralf the hero Emotionally to that lightsaber. I would use bob the builder. That's a better reference I wish someone would fucking fix this film Bob the builder can't fix this. Yes, he can No, we can yes, he can yes, we can it's the first time that bob the builder's like fuck this Like can you fix this uterus plays? He's like no You know what I think would have been better is if luke didn't take the lightsaber at all Like she holds it out at the end of the force awakens And he doesn't take it at the end of the force awakens, right? So he just looks at it at the beginning of last jedi and then walks off or something Yeah, that would also be better. It's it's mainly the slapstick element. It looks silly And it it's confusing to the audience the this whole narrative about how it's like it represents Uh trying to fix the universe via the jedi and luke has forsaken the jedi and he just he does He's like that doesn't explain why he goes whoop So yeah, and and either way that's a whole other kind of worms to talk about hopefully he'll he'll get into it later Luke your your sister is in mortal danger and han solo's son is evil You have to do something You're like you think nope. I don't care about that shit anymore I'm grumpy He just wants to be alone with his elephant tits and the little hermit people fuck. Fuck leah What he's doing we're almost in A milky Dodged a bullet there He doesn't realize the ray's watching him doing the milking thing like he looks up. He's like hey Stop it Well, I gotta I gotta do this every fucking day Luke is letting her know he's not that guy and for good reason as I get into where's a good reason. No First little hint that luke has cut himself off from the force. Otherwise he'd but that's true She'd tell him. No, it's true. It's true that he wouldn't know about han dying this whole time But this completely ignores the issue with this scene, which is we cut away from him before seeing his reaction to fighting out There's nobody on this planet who thinks that's a good idea outside of rye johnson And they they deleted the scene which yeah, that's uh, just so insulting No, oh, but we got the fucking Horses we get the fucking casino scene where they're those capitalist White people get their comeuppance Fish with a stick the size of a mountain. That's true. He gets to milk the space cow These are all things we need instead of seeing him react to his friend of three the entire series, but you know Yeah, that's important. We got to know how that happens but yeah He's doing so it's funny that he said about the bombs. He said you have to cover the easy ones Does that mean he won't cover the hard arguments? I don't know Interesting wonder why I keep a rabid ker properly manipulated Can be a sharp I'm gonna stay away from hypothesizing too much about snoke. Most of what he says can be interpreted in varying ways I mean, who is he talking about the context and timing sounds like hux. He's addressing kylo But the actual words rabid ker that applies way more to kylo how What is a k A ker I Let me check the wukapedia. I'll be honest. I thought he said rabbit ker at first And it was like her is an aggressive dog or one that is in poor condition, especially a mongrel or informal a contemptible man Uh, so he just has like a little puppy in the back. I'm mangy It hasn't eaten in a while forming at the mouth common stitch by the emperor flopsie I agree. I agree that that applies more to kylo than it does to hux. I suppose you could I thought he was talking about kylo. I thought that I didn't even think about this like So the idea with the scene is that he's explaining why hux is in charge to kylo And he's like it's useful to have a fucking idiot in at the top because you can manipulate them But then it doubles up as is that a potential commentary on kylo too, which is that's fine with me Maybe someone said when uncle oh and an amp baru get more morning than so Because I don't know what you said Oh, shit. I gotta eat more cookies. This beer is going in my head. Oh, I need to get a beer. You guys suck on Rags. Yeah, we we gotta get plenty intoxicated by the end of this because we're not going to get through it otherwise Maul, are you and me are gonna have to be the sober nobles for this podcast Open nobles sounds gay, dude And the cookies That's like your opinion Yeah, you know, it doesn't doesn't really add anything to anything like other than maybe you could you could extrapolate like this reveals Why snook has kylo in the first place, but kylo does end up killing him. So you're fucked snook basically Yeah, maybe snook is talking about kylo Maybe snook is talking about himself And look at your face Yeah, that's true Look at his fabulous bathrobe though Acura is a low or mixed breed dog, which is exactly what kylo is if anyone acts like they have rabies. It's kylo. What? But what about hocks? Oh, fuck it. Who acts like they have rabies Acts like they have rabies. How does mixed breed apply to kylo? Uh skywalker and solo Those are breeds. I think he's being metaphoric He's like a mudblood. No, it's like you're a Jedi in a nonjet. I have a baby. It's like a Wizard having a like a mudblood. Yeah, that's it. Yeah Don't give the sjw's any more ammo. They're gonna use this like a excuse of a good example of uh mixed racial Mudblood that's less than the n-word Oh, fuck my patreon's doomed The background Oh But yeah, okay, uh, I don't if anyone acts like they have rabies. It's kylo Is he just talking about the fact that he screams all the time? I guess Dog doesn't mean you have rabies. It just means that metaphorical god Is metaphoric rabies like they have rabies. It's kylo. So is he talking to kylo about kylo? He's also a sharp tool. He's been manipulated. My point is that snow. How is kylo a sharp tool? I suppose kind of he's manipulated him into killing han solo if you can call that manipulation I don't even know. I don't know. He doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed to me He was looking kind of dumb with a with his finger in his thumb. No But yeah, I'm not even sure what this really adds to I'm just like, yeah, the snook is weird These wind counters man, and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they Know you're a night of rent. We may not have seen the last one or at least the effects of what he said in motion Do you think if you stuck your finger in that crack No, the imperial march is an actual music in the universe. It's for the film There's not like an orchestra in the back of this room playing It plays as he says vader, which to me is a little bit on the nose, but fine That's neat. I suppose. Remember Darth Vader guys Yeah, could you do an efap on shrek retoll? Well, the thing is we wouldn't be able to pause it because we'd be so enraptured with how beautiful that is And we would copyright claim completely because I'm pretty sure that oh well, it has songs in it. Maybe it's not copyright claim I don't know actually. Well, there's like the 80s version of I saw Oh in the end Actually rags you are wrong and you're wrong in a in a good way in terms of just It's sad, but uh, the imperial march is actually in universe music now as of solo Uh, they play it on their recruitment video. I'm okay. I'm I'm I'm still not wrong though because Um There is no unless okay, so That is retarded by the way that fact that the the the fucking the imperial march theme song exists in the universe to It's not actually playing. Well, you're still right in the there's not like an orchestra in this room But I'm just a part of the soundtrack. It's not actually playing in in the room Yeah, I meant like the act the the act not like the song that the music itself that was playing But what if there is like an orchestra on the other side of the camera? He's clearly got money to throw around. Why the fuck not? I love. Yeah, I mean look at that fabulous dress He's wearing like you whenever I mention vader play that thing Can you still do that belt up a bit better? Look, it's all it's all sad sagging like come on Do you think john williams is snokeslave and he's just like you will make music for me forever Play music Play cool new tracks. He's like, I don't know any new ones John Williams is like, uh, let's do the harry potter theme guys Turn down for what? On kylo's theme overtakes it when he smashes his mask symbolically letting go of his obsession with vader Okay, you could have gone either way with that you could have been like symbolically Showing that he's absorbed vader into his personality now And jj abrams is symbolically retconning this and bringing the helmet back in the next movie kylo symbolically destroying the force awakens by destroying his helmet Because they just don't give a shit about that filbert this one Can I also mention When and how does he take this metal bit out of his face because this is like the last time we ever see it We see him in a medical bay getting worked on so we just assume that the metal bit got taken out You know you could symbolically smash the patriarchy by smashing that like button on this video right now Like comment favor and subscribe. Don't forget Our patreons, oh or our subscriber stars because patreon is awful, but I love you patreon. Please don't plan me By the nature of like what the fuck do you just say you're like nothing nothing I I said that I love everyone especially women the minorities By the official efap t-shirt coming soon in a century new youth But yeah, his first attempt to kill the past it's like Sure Didn't he at one point not have the mask meaning that to kill the past wouldn't be killing the helmet because that's just And oh my god if the helmet comes back in the new film that's going to be awkward, isn't it? Anyway Will be amazing. He had a spare. I'm surprised the chat wasn't more triggered by him saying kylo's theme takes us like I don't even fucking know it's the four notes where it goes Okay, so it's basically a nothing piece of music Yeah, it's like the black panther theme where it's like You got it all wrong the orchestra in the throne room is playing really loudly and we can hear the muffled sound of the orchestra playing kyles Is like, yes, maybe one of my apprentices must have a theme They were playing veda steam and then snow because I play kylo's I prefer that one Play kylo I He just puts on like a pair of glasses that he's like take off that stupid wig. He's like a little All right, he's he's gone now go back to He takes off his helmet and you see seth rogan underneath it daddy Or it's fucking Michael sira I Now need to see a rendition of the Michael sara playing That's gonna be a meme by the end of tonight probably. Well kylo is a fucking disaster. Kyle you're up Okay, guys Send send it to send it to mallers since me and rags don't have Uh twitter anymore. I want to see a really I know you guys can do it because I've seen your your Uh geridotty moondi photo shop I want to see Michael sara With uh, like I just just photoshop michael sara's face under kylo rins like what he first takes off his helmet in Uh, the force awakens Just with that stupid retarded smile. He always wears an ugly little face So then moller can send it to me later. Why the hostility for michael sara, dude He's How defenseless his face seems I've I've met michael sara. I spoke with him. Oh name dropping No, I did I did he stayed Okay, I doxxed michael sara his real name So I I worked at a hotel once and it was later at night and it was kind of slow So I was being the doorman for the hotel And fucking michael sara shows up in a red Prius. I shit, you know You not I I I'm not lying michael sara shows up. That's perfect. That's in a red Appropriate the michael he fucking gets out of the car. It's michael sara michael sara is the red Prius of actors It's true But he he had like this chick with him and they had like a dog and they had a little doggie stuff, you know But they checked in and normally don't use the real names But yeah, he's just checking in it's pretty pretty normal checking thing You should photoshop, uh, michael sara's rabid kerr You know what? Yeah, joda hell it works. Well, it's kyle kyle ben michael sara has the most like Non intimidating face. That's why you have to pick him. It's like who's less intimidating than michael sara It's like when I was like when I was like I he seems like the kind of person That you're just you don't want to hurt him by talking to me Hello He just like looks away Hey youtube rewind by the way is up to 7.5 million dislikes to how many to 2 million likes You know that many likes because Well, I was going to say this anybody whose fans are the people who are in it probably were like This is neat like kasey nice stats fan base may have all liked it, which is a pretty big Well, if they like kasey nice that and they'll like anything I liked uh H3h3's tape on it kasey nice that screaming about k-pop seriously h3h3's tape on it where he says like Uh, kasey's doing that. He's like, oh, you can just imagine though He like signed up for it. They had him on set and they're like, we need you to scream k-pop He's probably like Okay He does it he looks back like oh man Probably hasn't heard k-pop in his life Yeah, I wonder if kasey nice that went there and the first guy to see him like shuddered when he saw how Oddly far apart his eyes are my wolf pick it on people how they look, huh? I'm just I'm just saying he's got an unsettling looking face What kasey nice that is like he plays the part of a disheveled island dweller very well Disheveled island dweller I am voting for haillary clinton Yeah Do that again this uh 2020 if she runs i am voting for haillary clinton is like she's not running I am voting for donald trump Why the fuck not Um, I should probably do you know if you can take a small break for anything you guys want to do I'm going to try and no we can't get we're getting political i'll get through some super shorts Because the noise is stacked up and I don't play trumps theme trumps No, that's not it. It's It's like rescue theme just plays the avengers theme we're like wait It's Captain planet theme Trump's captain planet That would be a great theme for trump actually Captain america So, yeah, if you guys if you want to grab beers go to toilets, whatever. Uh, so all right. How am I beer? Uh, just go through my with work training in here comes the fact god is great. You can't see that without guests Yeah, he's gonna get mad chips. Um, what was that about god? Oh, did he? I heard the word god. Oh, I thought you meant chips. I was like, what does he have against they meant the god in stalls They were referring to the film the the fictional it's all fine. It's I I don't have to hit my fedora right now. No, it's not a top hat. Let's be fair It's a very tall fedora Santa hat Don't tip your Santa hat. Keep it erect. Uh e-fap commentators for higher edition Get it because Uh started playing neo, I love it good Uh, glad to see favorite group of e-fap is back again playing dnd So I'll catch the stream later. Don't let the tisms get you down too much. Hope you're all doing well mola heart Oh, thanks. It's very kind Uh, love your criticism Like he was here with us and he showed up and made his comment and now he's This is from michael's directed at logic Uh, love your criticism of armored skeptic. Love the guy You've got to call out flaws in a person when you have to Don't know if jad asks which was my favorite beer and it's this one This one this specific one right here is my favorite Yeah, I don't I don't know if uh, you just you want to respond to that or anything I don't even know if logic is actually there right now Logic thanks for thanks for responding to armored skeptic Armor skeptic come be on e-fap We were I wonder that would that would probably piss people off more so that even logic I I you never know with these things because uh It's what comes with the people right because again, uh, how do you think people would react if we had Who's like the craziest left-leaning person on youtube? Uh, who's that tranny? Who's that tranny? Oh riley j denis? Yeah, that's it What if we have riley denis and sargon of a cad on in the same stream? people say that We need to get alex jones and riley j denis I don't like important chemicals in the water that turn the frickin riley's gay Actually, I shouldn't have asked that question because now it's just gonna be a shit ton of posts on the chat like This this this Someone someone said anakas fairy Oh, yeah, I didn't mean to imply that sargon is heavy, right? I was just saying that we can't even have sargon on without pissing off probably half my audience as well Sean and jen that wouldn't work. No, Sean and jen's too retarded We might you know, maybe Sean responds to a lot of criticism. I don't know if he you never know with any of these people who Wants to come on or doesn't um anyway Uh, hey mola, sorry, but had to quit patreon after banning spree. Is there another place I can support you? Uh for now I just I mean Well super chats work if if if you wanted to give let's say One one cent per month on on patreon Then you could always just throw a cent on super chat instead because we do e-fabs more than once per month So that should work out. I suppose you should throw one cent point three Ben Shapiro because you do come do e-fabs with us Oh, wait. Yeah, logic someone sent in a super chat saying thank you for criticizing armoured skeptic I don't know if you wanted to respond or anything Uh You're welcome Yeah, there we go. So good hearing wolf again excited for a long e-fap. Is the rhino milk wet? Yeah, boy PUBG on ps4 is actually pretty good fair enough Uh e-fap, please roast my friend as his christmas present from me. He's watching now. His name is ken a vegan iranian crossfitter Well, he can walk right back off to where he came from She's just rags We don't entertain no vegan crossfitter Yeah Go back to your nuclear country. Go back to your vegan cross fit. Cross fit has come from a specific country Cross fit. They cross the border fit more Stop reviewing reviewing a movie about space children intended for wizards bilbo willams. That's yeah Bilbo willams Why watch e-fap when you could look at rhino as a milk woman at least three times and not get bored bilbo This is a fucking references Uh Hey guys been working two jobs 80 hours a week. I wouldn't have made it if it went for the sweet e-fapping in my ears thanks That is Excellent that the fucking 80 hours a week. We can't even e-fap enough to uh support that kind of commitment, but Oh my god, someone's in check. Kyle Ben Shapiro Kyle Ben Shapiro Uh, you should e-fap with Thor Skywalker at some point You promoted your tlj critique has a decent following and always has something interesting to say about stars Feel like you're pretty epic. Um, I did actually put a comment on his video thanking him for that and uh, yeah, maybe He's we got a lot of guests to to get there. We need to get weekend warrior on I keep um We said we'd have him on since like the first episode and we still haven't managed to get around to it yet We'll get there. I swear Kyle Ben Affleck Uh, can I get a all hail the blue whale in the chat All hail the blue whale All hail the blue whale. That's uh, the the gulf stream. That's like the one that like ghastly does right? I don't know um Ending always gets me who else watches in 2019 ending always gets me Like this video if you're watching in 2019 Oh Y'all should get er on this that's a forever fucking task because er is like Just impossible to get a hold of other than twitter. He's quite um He's he's he's on twitter quite actively. Oh wolf. Someone's someone's gotten an attempt at the michael seara thing that you wanted Hey, it's not great I have had three people mention this alexandria ocazio cortez and be like wolf would like this I don't know what that apparently she revealed her Jewish ancestry at ahanaka celebration. Uh, it's time to warm up the ovens Because it's cold in december so so what I think you don't like the jews I don't know. I don't know why Er is the one who's edgy against the jews more so than uh wolf is but I think you've made jew jokes, haven't you? Yes, I have in the past So it's automatically hates everything to do. I love I love the jewish people There you go. They really are. Oh, yeah, did you guys know the uh pewdiepie shout out er? He did yeah a new video. He said that er makes really good video essays. He recommends checking about which is awkward considering Certain things on the else videos from pewdiepie's fan base might not be accepted I feel bad for you Excepts an awful lot True true Pewdiepie isn't exactly Typical youtube star Guys, did you see that there already have been articles calling pewdiepie a nazi sympathizer because he liked er's video on death note No, but his video on death note was great. Yeah, I don't know anything about this. Some people have said there's he's gone backlash Yesterday night. I watched death note last night. It's so weird that you're talking about it I fucking watched it last night wait the anime or the movie the movie Oh god, why did you do that because it was because cabier and jasona effects and some people were watching it Have popped in is like what you guys doing is like we're watching death note and there I was and it's awful Yeah, I I read the whole manga and it's amazing And then I didn't want to watch the movie. Don't watch death note 2017. It's it's worth seeing to watch er rip it down though Well, you just watch him rip it down Just watch er's video on it because yeah, he they destroyed everything good about the manga and the anime Watch er and weekend warriors video On death note 2017 They are they're funny good. Okay, so uh Uh, this is the director you were asked apparently what is the difference between a message telling you that you are being damaged and in pain That must be pain is a sense pain is necessarily a specific sensation and a message can be a wide variety of different signals What um, this is probably in reference to we talked about a brief on one of the e-faps about like Would it be with Programming pain into an AI or something like that and then we said well you might need to program the ability for it to detect pain As a message we basically said is it moral? If you created an AI is like would it be moral to give it to have an experience pain? That's the doctor Martin Luther Pepe is in the chair What what kind of pain are we talking about? Are we talking about like emotional pain or like well, that's that's the question Because I would be thinking like physical pain No, there wouldn't be because you could give it a sensation that wouldn't need to be pain. I guess give it a notification Yeah, exactly. But like when it comes to like mental anguish Like I don't think it would be possible to not I have to it It's a very complex. It's a very broad subject as well because It's there's a lot of other questions that could come with it. Um, yeah So yeah, but hopefully that answers it. I suppose but um, yes, it does for now because we have to finish this movie review eventually It's been like two hours. We got three minutes Hello gentlemen, I'm about to work on hitman 2 sniper elite and many other games for videos on my new channel Was wondering if you could share some tips on how to get more people to watch your content What have you got folks? Um Tips I would say have a good microphone It helps when people listen to your voice if you have a poor sounding voice Then even if your content is very good otherwise it can be Annoying to listen to and it will turn people away Make sure you advertise better help dot com Also, I've heard a lot of people like when they're when they're playing games They're just like they just play the game and then they go like, uh, I gotta go over here Oh Listen to don't don't narrate what you're doing. We don't need that. We're watching you do it We don't need your narration and your voice of what I'm doing. Yeah, I mean you can explain why you're doing what you're doing That's sometimes useful, especially if you're doing like speed runs or anything like that No, I people are saying I'm a lightweight. No, well, I am but I'm not it's not because of this It's not because of this What is it because of what's this? What is this? This beer No People think I'm acting oddly and I think that's a gross um mischaracterization of my behavior And people are saying it's because of the beer. It's clearly not. It's obviously not what look guys I can say the word mischaracterization. What is what is the cause that rags? What seems to be the officer problem reveal the The officer What uh, what what is causing you to it's not the beer you said so what is it? Are you depressed? Do you want to talk about it? Well, I'm asking you because you said the beer's not the cause of it You know, like so what is the cause of it? Because of what that was my question to you I don't understand your questions. We should probably just we need to get back to the movie I don't know what words mean. Uh, so the next one is with sargon being deplatformed by patreon without proper justification I've decided decided to avoid patreon. How can I show support while avoiding that platform? Is it subscribe subscriber star? That well, I'm not on there as of yet, but I mean the fact that you've just given a A a super chat like that'll that'll still absolutely support the channel. Um, Notarily, so don't don't worry. You can always do it through that assuming I mean if if any youtube does something you disagree with of that I don't know how that works ethically because that's where my videos are like Uh, youtube always does things I was about to say youtube's got and remember youtube takes 30 patreon takes five Or less even so just just remember that People are we gonna continue the video? Eventually we get a bit I like a lot of cinema wins past stuff But this one was a lot of defending the film instead of pointing out the positives like he usually does It seems a little defensive so far Because he even addressed like I have to you know cover is like why do you have to just point out the good thing Uh be nice to bell hooks bot a reference Bell hooks is a feminist lady. She wrote books Fair enough. Uh, it was a tough decision to join you all instead of playing super smash, but I'm glad I did So I needed to rip this video to shreds E fat e fap on dangus faces. He called us dangus faces guys You know bell hooks. His real name is gloria gene wadkins Frickin docks His conclusion will be longer than the usual His conclusion will be longer than the usual. Oh Okay, so we'll okay. That makes sense Um, we'll we'll see that eventually maybe news flashed one guy who likes last jet I doesn't understand why people what people liked about the ot. I mean, well, you only have that one reference, but hey Um sent pick on a discord might be good for a lot. Send him if you want to send attempts at michael sira I just checked my twitter. There's another three Oh, sender can I Michael sira come e fap with us? You won't you probably won't remember me, but Especially Sarah Life is many Oh god, which which one is oh, it only shows me a shit. What's this? Oh, if you click it, it'll probably take you to it Open original. Yep Yeah, that's Um Let me get through the rest because it'll I'll just go quick Hey wolf if one of your fans slash patrons was willing to have a new guy con created for you by a half decent artist Would you use it? Oh, oh, I um The guy who usually does my art. I'm not gonna be doing I don't know if I'm going to be doing like the little still frame animations that I usually did Do it Well, I I don't have them anymore, but anyway, you know ones. Where'd they go? I deleted them. Why? Because I'm dropping the whole fursona thing. Why? You know why I don't know why He did lay this out his video rags if you give up your fursona Then the furries win. I was oddly is that What? That's perfectly fine by me. I don't really care. But anyway, he's he's making me a new icon Uh, it should be done by like the end of the month And I don't know if I'm going to be doing animations or anything in the future icons More like eye candy You're there rags Rags you've already shown me enough if you're eye candy in the past. I don't I don't think we need it anymore like Me with my shades off Yeah, sure. Yeah naked rags. That's uh, I know Someone in the chat Christ guys guys someone in the chat said show the michael sierra picture Show the michael sierra picture. I did post a lot We're sitting here laughing at them and nobody can see I post all the vulva been posted Did you and why are they saying show the michael sierra picture because it's not no logic Fuck are the chats for target isn't michael sierra Are you retarded his name is michael sierra with a c and an e in an rna. No, it's clearly sierra the chatter said it No, it's michael's sierra. I wish maybe that's the problem. They see all these michael saras and they want to see It's okay It's not my you need Rags do you need a hot logic logic? You need someone said I don't use twitter uh rags and we're michael uh michael Rags and wolf are both bad from twitter and yet they can see the pictures you don't need twitter to see them Yeah, you don't need twitter. You just click on it and it takes you to the tweet Just put the just hold on i'll i'll put the links in there myself. Yeah, and while you're doing that logic can apologize I'm sorry rags for whatever no apologize to michael sierra I'm sorry michael sierra for confusing you with michael sara michael sierra is gonna watch this and he's gonna be wondering why you're talking about him There's gonna be a guy out there who is called michael sierra and he probably gets so many jokes made about him Well, there was that guy in the last stream We did whose name was jay and I was like I love you jay and he was like thanks Well, that is a red letter media joke. Yeah, I was wondering why I felt like I'd heard that before Shit my red letter media law come on brain work it's um It's that it's rich evan says it doesn't he era no no yeah rich evan says says chris helmsworth. That's it. Yeah Instead of chris helmsworth Helmsworth grab my sword and gotlets We're going To adjust today I mean, it's worse than the russian voice, but I mean you're trying that's the important part Yeah, I tried to do like angry scottish, but I can't do that pretty come here the helmsworth Anyway, Helm helmsworth grab my sequel. So we need to finish the movie review guys We're on the final stretch Uh mauler quentin tiaro patrick williams joseph aniston formed their own anti-efap stream What would it be called my vote would be content using no thought otherwise known as cunt I like it they've never seen one of those I think we had that we came up with a name for it on a different e-fab. I can't remember what it was, but Yes, I would watch the shit out of it too. Can you imagine how funny that would be? Because they constantly share opinions, but then they keep saying in my opinion at the beginning and end of it Just like what am I putting the fucking Layer should have hyper-drived into the dreadnought Or at least said said someone there babel on five star fury turn got my hopes up sigh I've actually seen babel on five, but I I don't remember it enough to know the references I got People are suggesting pafe again Oh, what did that stand for? Oh, it's the backwards I think that was it. Yeah, uh Awesome. Well, welcome back love e-fab Excellent, uh Love everyone's content more even inspired me to review the stalker games hails sith lords Excellent inspiration Uh, you think brazil will screw over disney's current acquisition attempt Of brazil how will brazil do anything disney acquiring brazil? I don't know, uh, how that would happen. I'm not sure about that. Um The guy on wikipedia changed rostico's page named to change Ching chong bing bong and he got bad for it. I I think You can't you can't talk about the bing bongs like that Uh lair actually gave the okay command to the bombers you did Well, they must have like left I don't remember them showing that well You can extrapolate Based off of the evidence. Yeah, that's that's my perception of it. She could have stopped them if she wanted to Um, it's not a it's a mag not a clip man re Uh, disney fuck star was using ryan ryan johnson. Yeah ryan's johnson There you go It's a cloud pass here to blame for all of this. It makes sense Uh, won't be catching the stream got works soon, but don't be too mean to cinema wins After watching the video about half his points feel like he at least tried to make the movie decent And failed. Well, yeah, we as you can see we are uh, what is that? Fucking less than four percent way through so we're getting there. Um So basically How is that less than four percent? I fucking I was rushing I realized your math in your brain It's I looked at four minutes being rounded up and then I was like, so it's under four minutes under four percent But you have to double the 42 to reach even close to 100 which means it's under nine percent at least You happy now logic. You happy Yeah, yeah So basically the bomber payloads are magnetically accelerated to their targets. Why not just use missiles? Yeah because missiles are Fucking expensive These things are cheap. That would actually make said at least It wouldn't because you're paying which is more expensive a missile or 1048 proton bombs I would love to see a version where like the resistance is super fucking poor because they're constantly being hammered down And so they all they can do is like magnetically propel rocks No, but If they if they pinched their pennies right if they pulled their money if they had like a A fund that they would donate to like a salvation army bell ringer right in front of kroger Like like like a resistant patreon Kind of basically they would get enough money to buy a hyperspace engine and they would just strap it to an asteroid wouldn't Wouldn't know they that would be like the deadliest If the first order had the reigning government though, they would say you have to take down the resistance patreon because they're a terrorist Oh, yeah, they would do platform resistance Well, look all you have to do is go to coruscant and all their funds are in the basement of dexter's diner. So You can't say dexter. I think dexter jetster every time Sorry, it's dexter jester. I think i'm not a star wars fan. Yeah, i'm not a true fan Uh guys, the rules of space are dumb in tlj This ship loses speed and stops when it runs out of gas. Yeah, it's it doesn't stop It tilts upwards and goes slower. It's weird as fuck Uh, put the bombs on rail gun cannons like battleship cannons and artillery bombard the ship with them Yeah, again, this everything is better than those bombs A defense for the bombs i've seen is luke's torpedo bends 90 degrees in episodes Uh Six episodes. Oh, sorry episode four No, that's because you you put us you put a you put a spin on them Well, they I mean he's using the force and he sends them down into the exhaust port, which I don't know I I don't exactly understand what what do you just notice by just a target Just say it's force, uh This makes wall hammer 40k weapons and vehicle design makes sense high bags honorable yiff miaula and speckled gas logic This is my super chat cherry. Oh In avengers endgame will Thanos say the n-word possibly there's no guarantee yet I hope so Is bilbo say the n-word? Okay, can we talk for a second about how shitty of a title avengers endgame is? Should have just gone with annihilation, but no hall cad. What's wrong with endgame? It's it's so fucking generic. They might as well have called it revelations Five six wait, you think you think you're a creative name I no, I think infinity war is at least like it doesn't sound like Like some cheap knockoff fucking sci-fi that like age of ultron Yeah, actually that's a that's a pretty bad title, but at least it has ultron Well, see I like well, I mean I'm not saying endgame is great But I like that it it's it's what dr. Strange describes as what's coming soon at the end of the first film So that that's one connection the other would be it's kind of the end of a phase four in an era for the mcu Especially if the original vengeance die, so it having end in the title is is relatively strong and then Of course, this is gonna be a significant like end for the characters in Rags just super chat Everybody's gonna be asking what's wrong with you Yeah, somebody mentioned Highlander endgame in the chat and that's exactly right I used it doesn't mean it's not a usable word anymore No, leave leave titles like that to to fucking Highlander Come up with something better for Avengers come on Avengers reloaded Yes Like Avengers Revelation Yeah, that's that's honestly the level it's on to me Avengers Awakening Yeah, Awakening revel it. Yeah any of those. All right. It's just as bad Avengers reloaded a better title for this film star wars. What what that's Very good. Uh, what do you think of bread swords channel? I have no idea who that is any of you guys No, uh, we'll ask all with article 13 in parliament if passed. What will you do more? I will have rags and wolf upload my videos on an american account Solved or just go to a vpn. There are so many ways around it. I'm not too concerned, but I mean Fucking hell if they nuke every eu youtube channel Do you know how detriment like that's gonna cause major issues well beyond people like me? Oh geez, it'll be it'll be there'll be a shot to the music industry with the millions they make from youtube That's not including every other industry I don't think they understand how big it will be Yeah, so we'll see how that goes uh themes are implied Of course, uh, you can't you can let the past die kill it. I guess kyle ben We should we should carry on with the video and then uh, well I've only got a few left. You keep saying that it slows me down Stop it Is the best title posted in the chat so far. What was it? Avengers revengence I would take that. What about avengers and then it just reveals four You're like, oh, yeah, that would be fantastic the next one avengers. What about um, avengers the revenge Avengers Avengers vengeance. Yeah of the avengers vengeance I still think avengers avenged because the avengers who fell get avenged Uh, and then 200 euros from fogal tom. Thank you very much. He said merry christmas. I guess To each draw lines there. So the next one is austin white. I will start back there once we Check out more video. Let's get back to it. Shall we? Yeah, let's do it. Yeah Remember those days when the biggest complaint. Oh, wait, sorry. Wait, have we skipped something? Theme overtakes it when he smashes his mask symbolically letting go of his obsession with vader His first attempt to kill the past beautiful bested by a girl who had never held a lightsaber A little lampshading for those who still complain about that battle Even snook forgets. He was shot in the abdomen with a bowcaster. Yeah Uh, I used to actually sort of follow that argument that ray beat him because he was injured But then as er pointed out if you watch the scene kylo's doing just fine He's flipping around. He's heavily slamming against it and it's just like yeah, also He's injured. He's like you can't really tell until the film decides he loses And it's more tied to the fact that ray gets a force boost He goes that's a mentioned er also pointed out like pain is supposed to be like a weapon for the sith Yeah, it doesn't work and yeah, that's true. He should be stronger. He should be In a a revenger and yeah, I agree with snook. He let a little girl be imminent stupid I don't write these scripts when the biggest complaint about star wars was that ray was too powerful That's still one of the bigger complaints. That is. Yeah, that's still very fucking big Um, yes, it works kylo trained by luke and snook for possibly a decade like i'm not even sure exactly what the timeline is and so He doesn't he just no he doesn't get beaten by ray. That doesn't happen What they probably could have had was like have him and and uh him fight ray and fin at the same time maybe I don't know if that would be more believable as to how they could I still think he would have beat him both Kinda yeah Those were the days And I think what I'm gonna walk out with a laser sword and face down the whole first no spoilers Also, love that he calls it a laser sword like his father when he was a kid and also because that's his No, like his father when he oh when an okay Okay, first off. No one liked child anakin. That's not that's not a good argument. Yeah I don't think it's an argument. I think he's just saying I like that he did that He's not actually like I'm assuming here. I'm giving better for the doubt He's not arguing that that's why luke said it right because luke wasn't alive at that point Nor would he know about him calling it a laser sword Um, and that was the slave child on tatooine who had no reference for what they really are other than they light up And so he just called her a laser sword is much more of a reason for him to do it than a fucking jedi Plus nobody is asking luke to go out with a lightsaber and literally face down all the first order by himself Is like you just hell the rest of us And then he says and well this is the thing he says and also because it's his attitude It's just like he's not making an argument and then he says in addition this argument I guess The first part is an argument. I don't know in terms of sentence structure. I Either way, uh, his attitude Implies that it's accurate to call it a laser sword like even if you hate lightsabers wouldn't you still call them lightsabers? nice I don't know we're kind of weird Dude the legend of luke skywalker and more importantly as he'll explain in a bit the jedi has been way alive Um, that's a separate fucking film the idea of him talking about the jedi being overblown This is not the time everyone in the galaxy is about to be murdered by the sith. We need your help He's like yeah, but the jedi on as good as people say Like that's fine. We can deal with that later luke right now We've got to stop the sith and he's like yeah, but the jedi on so great Say it yeah, I was like, okay. It might find there are seven out of ten But like luke is the last jedi only has to do is just read to find what jedi is to his liking exactly Right right the new testament of the jedi Just just leave out the things you don't like The jedi bible. Yeah, he's jedi pope now This is awful pope hamels Oh, wait, I don't like me milking this big ugly monster. Why don't you get rino? He's removing dare defend this. He's removing a win. He's saying it's that bad This is awful and gross and is worth removing. Oh, no. He's saying but I don't know But you get the point he's making right? No, let's luke to legend up and he responds by spilling milk on his chin and going fishing It's just another way of saying i'm not the guy you're looking for. I just farm and fish now I don't think he was doing that for her benefit. Was he I think you that was just his day today I don't think he was trying to tell ray this Yeah, he would have done it anyway He would have done it whether ray was there or not It's like, oh, yeah, you want to learn about also implying you jedi. Well, here you go. Watch me I spent years perfecting the worst way to fish implying that if you're a jedi you don't eat It's like if you was a jedi he would be fishing because jedi don't eat Well, if we go by the force unleash 2 logic you can survive for 13 days on the dark side. So Really? Really? Yeah, that's how the game. Well force unleash 2 is an awful horrible terrible game So i'll just preface it with that but like the first cutscene Vader goes into a room and star killer clone is in the floor. It is like You've survived for like 13 days. That's impressive and star killer is like Oh the dark the force is all I need and Vader gets all pissy because he used the force instead of the dark side But have you tried the cupcakes and there was All the dark side cupcakes last longer Yes, he can't because he was all chained up You love they have black icing Black ice. Yeah, uh, just because we're evil I don't uh, I don't follow that point, but fine. Whatever I'm going fishing. It's just another way of saying I'm not the guy you're looking for I just find I didn't go to the other side of the crevice. Why didn't he just I don't I don't that whole bit doesn't make sense When he stabs the fish, what does he do then does he does he shuffle the thing all the way up? That's a mention once you get the fish up What does he do does he like put the spear back down and then he on one shoulder? He's got the fish and on the other he's just holding on to the Stick crazy crazy thing to suggest. I know I'm crazy for this and I know I'm not a filmmaker So whatever but imagine he sat down and got a fishing rod out and started fishing and then Ray and him had a chat While he was doing it instead of or he was the force to pluck it out of the water. He's cut off from the force That's a lie I want to know where that big stick came from but also that's some fishing trees on this island Fishing ingenuity. I don't know if I would put it that way. He cut down all the trees to make the stick He deforested the whole island so we can have fish. You're so bad to the environment mark Oh my god, he's defending this. This guy is defending this It's the form of fishing image Hmm Don't you know that the marubi tribe and off of easel Dugombo have you been using this fishing technique for For thousands of years. Oh someone said cinemas is reaching and that's someone said he's reaching. Have you seen baller? Well, he does his nitpicking reach like Hey, at least we reached to the good side. Yeah, boy Yeah, we reached with the good side of the force and not the evil that makes total sense We reached with the logic side Mark may not have loved what they did with luke, but that did not stop him from making his a game Just the two distinct deliveries of that question. Yeah, uh, he's a good actor Congratulations mark hamill the established good actor. He's a good actor. He was a good performance in the film as well I don't disagree. Yeah, right. That's wonderful. Why are you? There were heroes on that mission That's what happens in our war There's poe's arc setup. He starts this film right where he left off in the force awakens a hero flying by the sea of his pants What at this point there is See poe in the force awakens goes from uh, he's on a special mission gets captured tortured Left for dead comes back in a blaze of glory and saves everyone's lives by killing all the troopers and Separating the heroes from the evil people and then he's sent in to destroy the death star and he nails it And it's not even easy to be like So he's like a fucking hot shot flying on the edge of his feet It's like he did everything really well as best he could do outside of maybe a choice in the opening scene. I would say Am I the only person who uh, didn't even remember poe existed after watching the force awakens the first time He's got a mind of role technically in the first way. Yeah, I remember like I watched the force awakens and then I saw all these people talking about like po po po And I was like who the fuck is poe Yeah, you'd have to re-watch the first one to probably rebebago it's dlj, but uh Yeah, he's he's like a major role for this film instead of the he's like in less than half of the film in the first one. Um We are setting up his arc the resistance needs leaders not heroes. I'm not even sure that Are those exclusive to each other like the resistance leads needs leaders Not heroes Someone in the chat said brown pilot bad Poe is sexy Resistance needs leaders not heroes. I know it's been a while since imagery like this hasn't been pretty commonplace But these space battles are always so well done You guys love that when the Supremacy and several star destroyers arrive on a radice that's in the wrong position by the way I don't know if you remember but the radice is facing them when they arrive and the radice has to turn before it can leave in the span of time That they're doing all of that they release four tie fighters to assault the enemy fleet four tie fighters That's a That's an insane level of firepower to come from like several star destroyers, isn't it? Four They really wanted to destroy that ship. Oh, yeah, not quite it, but that's nearly a tie fighter per star destroyer Wow, that's true. I mean listen We've established that fuel is apparently very expensive and highly sought So it makes sense that they like look this is Look money cost money So You can't just throw all your star You can't just throw all your tie fighters at the last enemy ship to win the war You have to Space out your spending budget Okay, I see what you did there and and oh, I have but to be fair though I know that my own argument my own stupid argument doesn't work because they just lost the dreadknot So their overhead just went way down So Yeah, I got nothing That's just retarded You know regardless of that he said the explosion's being blocked on the shields the familiar roar of the tie fighters The tie tight corridors the ships flying down never gets old. Yeah, the effects are really cool. I agree. Yeah, Disney's got money Explosions being blocked by the shields the familiar roar of tie fighters the tight corridors that the ships fly I guess we've got a ding for each of these Okay Just never gets old Carrie you're already messed this moment between mother and son. That's only conveyed on each actor's face But yeah the That scene where they you know Kyla's having difficulty deciding whether or you'll kill her. I'm just like Yeah, it would have been a better scene with better development, but we've never actually seen them interact Ever didn't have any fucking problem killing Han Solo. Yeah, and we can only go from what we've heard Uh Like, you know, she loved him. There was it does his son. It's like, oh, okay That's fine Because you know what part of what makes it's about it's about family. It's about it and that's and that's special That's what that is So understand the physical limitations. It says I can also understand the physical limitations 60 year old woman on wires. Did they do that with wires or did they do it with cgi? I think with cgi I think he's saying I think he's saying that this is cgi and that we understand why it's cgi because you can't put here on wires Well, that doesn't really change how silly the scene is does it? Yeah, this you can you can talk about that's not why it's silly Well, that's I'd say it's part of the reason I think she looks goofy as cgi But that's yeah, that's on the list of things that makes this scene retarded. That's that's lower on the list I'd say Yeah, I mean, oh great poor poor visual effects. Ooh Who cares? Yeah fires, but really finally getting to yeah to go as far as Complimenting all the visual effects and then when you highlight a bad one you're like, it's okay though because You can't put a woman on strings. It's like oh Okay 60 year old woman on wires But really finally getting to see leah have force powers that she should have had all along That's not oh it isn't there are other ways to do that You you can't just say oh that was cool Do you know what? What do you reckon guys when they get blocked up by the stones at the end? If they all looked back and they saw leah close her eyes and put her hand out and slowly stop bringing the rocks away Would that have been better as a portrayal of his force power? um What a bit I mean, I'm saying it would It doesn't have to be op just enough to help the situation in this scenario She's doing something that we've never even we didn't even know was possible Uh and as far as I'm aware jj or ryan or both have both confirmed that she did not have any training This is just the result of adrenaline basically Oh You know if you were sent into space you would suffocate and you would be both You would die of flash freezing and at the same time you would get burned to a crisp and You would be depressurized That's your opinion that's like four things. Oh, yeah, I guess so You can count the force ranks on force phone calls is worth a win. Can you get that? She's not flying right? She's just force pulling herself back to the ship Yes, I got that Yeah, it's the fact that she looks like she's flying Is it is it also is she force pulling herself or is she force pushing herself? Oh like pushing yourself? Well, I imagine You know how checkmate atheists Let's say she's force pulling the ship to her and because the ship is so much heavier than her It ends up pulling her towards it. Oh, yeah, like if I grabbed Yeah, like if I grabbed a door handle and pulled then I would pull myself closer to the door Also, yeah, some people are highlighting. What even is the difference between her? Pulling herself with the force through space or flying through space. It's the thing like that's just semantic basically Is she still if there's no gravity because that's true because a plane is pulled by the engines which are pushed by thrust She's not flying. She's falling in style. That's a reference. Yeah Dinosaur movie Oh, you know what I he might mention it, but I was just gonna say if he doesn't uh Some people people point out is she she travels through the supremacy hologram here And she cuts it in the same way that it gets cut later on in the film. That's just one of those Uh, very minor details. It's like, oh, yeah, okay neat like, okay Uh, it's still stupid. He missed is that this is an airlock. This door isn't opening to space right before force opening This door. I'm sure she did you notice that the airlock door was open Hang on. Yeah, so it doesn't exactly matter. Now does it wait airlocks have two doors, right? He said I'm sure. No, he's actually no I'm sure that's what happened Uh, no, she the way they cut it is so quick. The this is a part of why logistically just you show something like that But who knows if that door works or if it's an airlock And why would all the gas come out if it was uh pressurized? If it was still functional, don't you think it would have closed when the air when the bridge depressurized That's the point of an airlock To lock the air And yeah, and they just cut it to her being on the gurney to avoid the responsibility of portraying What would have fucking happened if they opened up into space right before right before opening this door? I'm sure she forced close that one. Are you are you certain? Really? Yeah, this room's been blasted to ship But uh, she's sure of it. Okay force closed someone said I'm sure I wasn't bored She's not flying. She was subverting expectations In style Plus if this is if this is all like adrenaline while she's Basically passed out How is how does she have the presence of mind to like? Oh, I should close this door behind me carefully and then I'll open this door up and You'll be airlocked a lot of people when a lot of people sleepwalk They Close the door behind them That's your opinion, right? Um, maybe I'm sure I'm sure they do I'm sure they do So this is like the same thing Credibility there. Um Yeah, but I'm sure I always loved in my head that she puts a hand on the door They open it up and then they all get sucked out and she gets blown out again. She's like fuck. I forgot It is nice to see luke light up a little seeing r2 even if for only a second So stick to your post and follow what you stick to my post Why didn't hold out? Oh god. Here we go. So this is like one of the fundamental plot issues and we're gonna get a defense for it You guys ready? Let's go, baby. Let's tell po complaint is It's not even nitpicky. It's just irritating. Oh, it's not even allowed to be qualified as a nitpick Why tell me why can we just like accept that like all the people that like the last jedi just are not intelligent Oh, that's that's gonna get you points as a quote wolf I I don't care I mean look at these people. This is stupid This guy's an idiot. Maybe he hasn't heard a good argument for it Okay, I no no i'm not accepting that I'm not accepting that people have been talking about this terrible awful movie for a year now You don't get to make an excuse You've heard it. It's just too dumb to understand it So his first argument is tell me why the leader needs to answer one pilot Uh, my answer that would probably be he's he's demoted to captain. Is it he says call me whatever you want commander captain I can't remember the actual let me get it up in the script. Just clarify And yes, let me uh pull up my last jedi script that I always keep by my side I'm not a retard Hold on. Hold on. I'm asking you. I just need to play the movie and get to that scene real quick I need to figure it out myself Yeah, so he went from fleet commander to captain now I'm not a mulitary guy But i'm pretty sure captain is a high rank yes So did you just say mulitary muller terry? Yeah I'm pretty sure it's a high rank. It's and so to say why she'd answer one pilot I'd be like tell me why she shouldn't answer her captain Tell me why she shouldn't I can tell you why she she should Is that the her captain's concerned that she's killing everyone Is that a good enough reason to tell him why she's not? I don't know Tell me why you hired a woman with purple hair in any position of authority If you read the law, you'll find out she's been dying her hair since a very young age So it makes sense. Okay. Well, she was an idiot from a young age. So She's more considered dying her hair than leading her people listen If even the lowliest grunt on the ship Went up to you as the leader and said What's the plan? Well, why should she answer them what to try and come across as competent? Anyway, yeah, so I'm less concerned with this part. I'll always I'll always do what we did But just write there's four arguments to make about when she should have told them the plan You can fight them all or at least middle them all but you can't fight the last one Which is when he performs the mutiny that's when she has to tell him the plan Otherwise she kills everybody and there's no argument against it. So we'll wait for him to get to that I guess so Andrew well actually Andrew Dunke in the chat said in the u.s. Army Captains can hold command of several hundred soldiers. There's only 400 left at the beginning of this film Oh, so so he could be in charge of everybody as a captain Like if she dies would he take control? Well, if you watch the scene again because I did recently um as part of something that's coming out soon but They say next in command as a sort of like and po looks up like oh shit Is it me and then she goes admiral holdo or vice admiral holdo? And then he's like wait who and then he has to ask someone who it is I think he did expect. I think the film is portraying that he expected to be in power Which is interesting Well, even if you take that if if holdo dies God forbid Then he gets ejected from the airlock mysteriously Who would be in charge? Would po be the one in charge now or is there anyone between holdo and po anymore? That's a good question. Uh, I actually don't know because everybody died in the bridge, didn't they? I firmly believe that akbar is still alive floating around in space. He uses the force to come back He uses the force. He just gets his direction wrong. I guess and he's still floating out there still searching In episode nine He'll show up just like luke did at the end of this movie and everyone will be like akbar We saw you fly out of the bridge. You'll be like it was a trap duty force pulls himself into the supremacy and he's like I'm okay. Oh Oh, it's no it's like who the fuck are you? Who are you a fish man? There was a trap all along Jumps back out of the airlock Ocean man Quiet Beautiful stuff anyway Possibly tracked which would lead any rational person to believe there's a traitor on board the one Any rational That's what you have to argue it because uh when this first the film first came out everyone was talking about how there was a Mole on board and that's why it makes sense. There's just no line of dialogue that follows that even a little bit But people had to invent it because otherwise the film doesn't make sense It's like it makes sense if you think about it with with all this writing that doesn't exist And it's like oh, yeah, it makes sense that poe of all people is the traitor He blew up the desk one conversation could have made this a whole lot more sensible Yeah, you have that that woman who announced admiral holdout here in holdout talk about how We're relatively sure this couldn't have happened without a mole on board Yeah, so we need to keep your nation close to the chest I mean if someone just like took a spray bottle and sprayed ryan johnson in the face took away his script and said no Then every paper started made more Yeah, then everyone would have just made more sense. No, boy Ah Poe destroyed the star killer base and the dreadknot and all that shit. It was like you could you could be a traitor I like that. He said she owes him nothing. It's like it's not about what she owes him That's not a commander things to the people that she's leading Yeah, strange argument, but again this this lonely hold up for now and it won't even hold up for now, but it'll only hold up against Some reasoning until we reach the mutiny scene anyway We tracked which would lead any rational person to believe there's a traitor on board No, because finn establishes later after he's forgotten it for no reason that they have a hyperspace tracker And that's a thing he's aware of because he mopped it Oh, yes 12 hours after destroying the star killer base poe decided, you know what? The order guys aren't all that bad. Maybe I was wrong this whole time He just looks through his window at the destroyed star killer like it has a tear in his eye. I regret this That was a beautiful little piece all they wanted to do is destroy planets in peace We took that away from them I got a p.m. By the way saying, um, they're not watching this efab because we're yet again covering star wars There are three podcasts since covering star wars. I figured that um That's that's a lot of hours. We've got like 2200 people watching. Well, these are all people requested out of this We still pull in more viewers than the drunken peasants right now That's racist and we're not even we're not even drunk I don't believe but not not all of us anyway The idea the idea is the uh, we'll we'll cover as you know, whatever But if the majority of our fan base is requesting us to cover a video We kind of want to cover it, you know, just be like, well, this is what that's what because efab is certainly about the uh The audience as well, but um, yeah, we did we did the subjectivity stream the eric tackson stream the Jurassic world stream You know, it's not just stars Saying what what were you shooting on joseph anderson about? He said stop talking about star wars get back to shooting on joseph anderson The these his argument that everything is subjective in videos Uh-huh. So if you hear a statement like um This this is not a horror game. Yeah, if someone tells you soma is not a horror game. That's not them making an argument That's them sharing their feelings Someone said what does efab stand for I think it stands for electronic fap It's it's one of those newfangled internet terms every frame a pause It's right there in the logo that we only put on screen every once in a while Because right now on the screen is a fucking picture of this lady's fucking gigantic nose. She wears she wears a halo. Oh, you're talking about. Oh, oh Well some yeah, that's that ben Shapiro sister. Do you think that's unfortunate? That is a very large. That's a dorito I know Anyway Holdo knows for sure about po is that he was dressed down by leah and therefore she may not trust him But she says she likes him at the end of the film Do you remember that part where she's like? Yeah, I like this guy. He's cool. Even though he performed a mutiny. Why did he why did he ding that? Um I guess you're saying it pans out that leah would demote this man that she wouldn't trust him But he's also forgetting the part where po says hey leah Is it okay if I jump in my x-wing and stop blowing things up when she told him that's not what you should do And she says go for it She like says do it because that's the smart thing to do and then the hanger gets exploded because this film is retarded So the idea that the leah's last thing she said to pose that of disproval is just like that's not true either so um It really is a mess. It's an utter mess. You have to Cherry pick the parts that might follow the conclusion to make this film make sense. You may no longer trust him It's also possible that she didn't even have a fully formed plane at this point. Hey, it's possible. She doesn't even have a plan Yes, I I understand that that that would be something you tell po you'd be like Unfortunately, we don't have a plan of action. We're constructing one. Do you have any suggestions captain? Hey, unfortunately, I'm an idiot and I shouldn't have been putting this role, but here we are Unfortunately, I'm a diversity. It's like so I don't really know what to do The idea that it's like, okay, so you've destroyed the star killer base while leading a fleet to it And you did the exact same thing just now with the dreadnought, but we don't want you involved in making our plans You're useless. He's like, oh Okay, I'll walk away and do nothing. I blew up star killer base and the dreadnought and stuff, but okay Thanks, that little burn from kylo sabre and the force awakens got stitched up Ha stone hut alarm clock. Why is that a win? It's just nothing that's neutral. She got woken up because some of the sun got in through her hut Okay, oh my god This relationship building narrative. How is this relationship building? How is this a relate? I mean they have a relationship in the same way that like if I go to Walgreens, so and I buy something and I go to the cashier and check out like we have a relationship To get to get met her on the writing structure, right? So when milking when making this film They uh, he would have been like, okay, so milking the star wars franchise for all it's worth Yes Ryan was like we have to start out with them hate each other because that's a result of tfa and han solo's death But at the end of the film we need ray to be so invested in kylo that she even nearly Sacrifices herself to try and get into the dark light side. It's like, okay. How do we do that? We'll have them skype call and it's like, okay Let's ignore the mechanics of that and just say fine. That works It's like what can we have happen in these pieces of dialogue? It's like, well scene one Kylo is like Fucking what's going on here? And she's like, I hate you and then he's like, yeah Well, oh Luke Skywalker's there isn't isn't he and she's like, hmm, and then it ends Scene two is here being like you're a monster and he's like, yes, I am And then he's like you hate me just now as you did always and she's like, yes scene three is him going Luke made me a monster by the way and she's like, shit really? And then scene four is them touching hands and so to me I'm just like there was no Fucking development there other than but but mauler they used shot reverse shot. Don't you understand how revolutionary that is That's a cinema win. Who would have thought film language the film language of shot reverse shot He really was just trying to use any words to make that more profound with me Um, but yeah, overall what I'm saying is that You find out that someone shot your best friend and then that person after a Couple days this past tells you I was shot in the stomach when I was a kid by my dad And I recovered but that's why I did it and then you go man, you know, I understand now I get I get it why you killed hands. I would die for you That doesn't make any sense even a little bit and the relationship is not developed. It's just confusing They're both angsty in the final scene and you're just like why what's happening here? Anyway, tell you they're in the same space while only actually shown I love it. Yeah, as you just said, it's like it tells us they're in the same space. It's like I mean assuming they communicated so I guess they have to be The film language of shot reverse shot. I think I might actually make a note of that one just to put it in my video Is that Oh, shit wrong one. Is that gonna be in your april fool's video? There's no my pro fool's video has more quotes in it now that'll allow for it to be in one script It's gonna be a fucking mess a nightmare, but you're just gonna be a series and it's gonna span over two years I'm I'm still with me 25 hours. I'm hoping to get the tfa Finished as a series like a month ahead of april that would be nice But god like it's taking so long to edit the i'm getting concerned about that But I mean i've got one i've got one ready You could decide all all you need to do is turn on your mic and talk for 10 hours. It's not that hard That's one day of work Yeah, that's how videos work. It's just a video game review. It's just a movie review. Just talk about it for 10 minutes Yeah, it's it's easy, man Yeah, be like IGN and make a three minute and I was to make it Be like IGN and make a three minute video a 150 hour game like the witcher three Hey when joseph aniston releases his review of witcher three you're gonna watch it No, because even if it has even if I agree with every point just the fact that it's Joseph Want to see it? Oh, that's bigotry. That's bigotry right there prejudice. Yeah, why do you hate white people? Yeah, what's that about? Why do you hate canadian people? Look, I'm a little bit more into shibes personally. Oh, yeah About reindeer shibes Hey, I mean I'll take what I can get man. I'll have you know Hey, they're in the same What were you you were looking at like the other side of the hut? I guess I guess what she would have seen this is the thing I always assume I guess what they see is the person but in their environment Maybe so she sees kylo standing over the other side of the hut that even hurts the point Because she wants to kill him. Yeah, I know. Well, she gets over that pretty quickly. I guess Okay, that's part of why I don't like it. I actually Kind of enjoyed the fact that she still vigorously hates him because she should Yeah, she yeah, but the whole point of course is that but she would die for him in the end Is like that was quick. Yeah, it was quick. Yeah Last time you do it. It's a fun. Oh and for those wondering Christmas is the day I'm posting part one of my tfa series It is two hours and 42 minutes long. So get ready for that and there's no gameplay footage Being used as a I mean, there is some gameplay footage in there, but it's very small on this on your referential But it's highly edited is why it took so long. Okay So you can't listen to it this time guys. You have to peel your eyes onto the screen Wait peel you stick your eye glue your eyes to the screen. There you go English You have to force pull your eyes to the screen. Hmm. Hmm nominal way of allowing these two to get to know each other You're not doing it. You have you have to magnetize your eyes to the screen The effort will kill you. Yeah, let's call it what final whoa, what? What? I guess he's talking about Luke's move. Why would you call it final solution? Awkward but okay that that those those words have a little baggage Just a little bit solution shadowing. Can you see my surroundings? You're gonna pay for what you did I can't see yours. So adam driver is amazing But I love how he's more interested in the logistics of what's happening rather than how or why it's happening plays into his cocky attitude Yeah, he's a good actor Yeah I agree with every this is the thing. I don't well. What do you want your guys take on daisy ridley's acting? um Awful, I don't think it's very good at all. I mean just look at her face in this pause screen right now And that's pretty much what I think about It's oh, there we go. Yeah, see okay. Look here's the thing I will summarize her acting ability by the fact that she can never close her mouth Just looking off eo. Wow Well, she has to make a p sound eventually Yeah, I think it would be like there's barely anyone who actually like has a human face in this movie That is a good actor other than maybe this guy and definitely mark hamill everyone else is kind of Suck I I don't know. I guess I'd say Every I'd say everybody's fine except luke mark who's very good kylo. I genuinely think is very emotive Certain scenes he's just emotive rather than a strong actor is what I would say But you know what I would say is is maybe it doesn't maybe it's not so much the acting that I have a problem with It's just that I don't I can't like feel any connection to any of the characters because the character sucks So maybe it's more like a problem with with that it is difficult to Judge the acting with the characters are so flat. Yeah That's the problem everyone feels flat like it they all feel just very bland And that that I I don't know a lot of these actors. So maybe they're all really perfectly good, but Well, I guess like that character so good. You don't know the difference between the two I can say that in x machina Um Hux and po are actually both great actors. That's true. I yeah, I've seen x machina and yeah Po guy was was actually good in that but I but I can say that daisy ridley has absolutely no talent So ever and should stop. I think there are the scene where she sat about han solo dying I thought was I don't know I I question what you need to do don't even know to be better because you know when like when han solo dies Her reaction, even though I think it's over blowing because it doesn't make sense. She's known for like five minutes. Uh, it's still Well done for what she's supposed to do. I just think that the majority of her scenes She's very very cardboard. So are you saying that she did it okay that the way she did it? I think she did it okay the way that she did it Okay Anyway, let's uh Just six of what's happening rather than how or why it's happening plays into his cocky attitude It's a power that jet. I have that lets them control people and make things float Impressive every word in that sense was wrong honesty. It's not though because she does that later on But that's literally two correct statements about the force She does both of them in the force awakens within like 20 minutes of Luke is an asshole in this film. So he's like, no, it's about the bounds of the world's about Jen, I should have the force That's the film. Yeah, she is literally correct. Yes. I feel that's the force really Wow, it's really strong force lessons. I mean, yeah I thought that was funny That was a little funny. Yeah, it was the one funny joke in the whole movie Yeah, man, I don't think it matched the character, but it was funny like with this far into the film And I'd say that we've had a couple of surface level pros that we agree with. We're like, yeah Kind of shit that I would say about a transformers film if I watched it I'd be like, yeah, that that joke specifically was okay. That piece of acting was okay Black robots can't read Is that a thing? Yeah, in the second movie the There's two Autobots that are voiced by black guys and they can't read. They're very stereotypically ghetto black They speak of eubonics the whole film and they can't read Well, and Michael, nice nice One of them like says like literally verbatim. No, no, we can't do that reading thing. We don't read Oh, I remember. Yeah It's like oh god, what are you doing Michael? Bumblebee pees on someone and Optimus is like bumblebee stop lubricating the bad. It's like what what? See he's pissing on them and that's funny Someone in the chat pointed out that one of them is voiced by spongebob Oh, Tom. Can you? Yeah, Tom. Well, no, he played like the little tiny role In like the very beginning of the movie Yeah, he was voiced by a black guy with spongebob And between it all That force does not belong to the Jedi man That's like haven't I been saying that I get that your appreciation of this explanation comes down to preference in your own interpretation This is what I've always thought there was never a question that the force Doesn't belong to the Jedi because the force is also With the Sith so It ultimately if anything it belongs to both of them But I think we can all agree that you can use the force and not be either of them because All you have to do is understand the force and not follow a religion and done Yeah, I mean if you're not part of the Jedi, I mean these are these are structured organizations with you know There's membership and you get trained and you train other people and they have like buildings and stuff and the register They're probably fucking pay taxes and shit. I'm not religious. I just have a personal relationship with the force Did the other films definitively say the force belongs to the Jedi No No, it's basically that the thing that binds our life together. Yeah, it's kind of everybody's it's just a thing It's like the fundamental nature of life This was established in empire. I don't 40 years ago And he and he's like see I've been saying this it is like who hasn't been saying this Congratulations, you've conjured up a point that no one ever made. I've been telling him the earth is round I haven't I've been saying that I get that your appreciation of this explanation comes down to preference and your own Sadly, there are people that think it's flat. There's this misconception that the Jedi are always the that's not what he said What Luke says the force doesn't belong to the Jedi and to say that is vanity Can't you see that which by the way? I agree with but I don't know that that was ever in contention But here he's saying the Jedi's aren't always the good guys, which is later Luke says that I didn't say in this scene And even if that's the point there's like even if this is the point that Luke's making that doesn't that shouldn't be Something that stops him from doing good if his problem is that the Jedi aren't always good Then that should drive him to do good things apparently Journalists are attacking er on twitter. Yeah, I saw that. That's crazy. Is that a thing? I'm gonna have a look He's getting kicked off youtube No Why no He better fucking not Check tech twitter. This is more as you may know I can't describe which content we allow and don't allow on youtube your video Steven rapey verse or how I learned to stop worrying and love to fuse was flagged for review upon review We determined that it violates our guidelines removed it from youtube and assigned a community guidelines strike So you lost give shout out to hateful anti-semitic youtube channel Oh my god, beauty pie promotes nazi propaganda youtube channel invidity and video ending tc The idea where are you guys seeing this twitter? I just I just googled er youtube and that's what's popping up The idea that er's gonna lose his channel. Thanks to being promoted really I think so he's lost a video apparently he's not out yet though. I don't know Er's videos are disturbing. They often use the guise of film anime and cartoon criticism to convey anti-semitic and hateful thoughts or imagery He radicalizes fear They're jokes That doesn't work anymore Oh my god, are you really going to kick off like the One good youtuber left Yeah, I I mean go back to my outlast series and I actually promote er as well So how long until I have to get booted off to? He's in my fucking sub box er. That's how much I enjoy his channel and yet He makes jokes He's he's he's addressed this in other videos as well That sucks Yeah, if that's the first one that's down he's yeah, he's re-uploaded it on a different site now Yeah, but that's that's what he did with get out too, but they kept taking it down on every site he posted it on yeah Unfortunately, if if if you can take down his steven universe and get out videos It's not long for the rest of his videos to be honest Luckily the get out one little people tweeting about this are jared holton. Hassan piker, of course I don't know who is that fucking lunatics Hassan piker is brown fabio Brown fabio. Yeah, like He is like a young turks the young one of the he's the young Is he like one of he's chink you girls like nephew? uh Well, there we go Chink can we just like kick your nephew in the jaw? wait PewDiePie Er apologized to PewDiePie for a tweet he sent him And he said it's because of it Apparently he worded it in a way that's going to be used as ammo against PewDiePie now. So I'm trying to find What it is Oh, so he He's clipped PewDiePie promoting him Er and he's put in a tweet saying subscribe to PewDiePie for based and red pilled content. Thanks senpai So the fact that he's put red pilled in there as a joke What? People are going to take the tweet and say that this red this this alt right youtuber or some shit is Celebrating PewDiePie for promoting him as as admitted. He's about you know red pill is a Red pill these days is used in the most like non specific of Contacts now Like have you been red pilled on and then it could be someone as arbitrary as the last Jedi being good, you know Like it's but it'll be used as a political bait Like er's Er's I I get the feeling that er might be like He might go by the whole atheism as unstoppable Thing where he just keeps making new channels and he keeps coming back I really said he's back on his first channel now by the way. Oh, wow Yeah, I don't know how he does it. He just magically like pops up on his old channels like years later Because like all right, this one's back. It's it's crazy So stupid just what a shame When when's this insanity with people like getting Their panties in a bunch over a stupid joke going to end Because it's so fucking stupid Because see what's happened is he promoted a pewdiepie promote it obviously and then People would have checked it out Thanks to pewdiepie because the the amount of times they've been circling him to just get any articles that get clicks And so they're like who's this er guy and I'm so watching his videos They take anything they can find and put it into articles send it to youtube as reported content Yeah, I I can't wait for jk rolling to make a twitter post about it Just like she always does because she's an absolutely worthless human being that can't make a good political opinion to save her Good and significant little life fucking timeline is filled with michael sirakilo, right? I'll try oh, well, you know what we've got we've got attempt Jesus In the last two days er gained 17,000 subs from that shout out Yeah, and look what else he's gaining Like fucking removal. Yeah Oh my god, that is the best. That's a good one. We are smaller smaller. Please. Please put that up on screen Oh, everyone needs to see this. Well, hang on. There's a couple of them. Uh, I can't Oh god, this this one's going to be difficult Oh my god, that one's really good, too I don't um, I'm confused but is this oh is this originally the picture is supposed to be michael sirakilo? Is it and they flopped out? I'm not sure Oh that terrible hair Oh wait this the way they shopped this like fucking hell. Yeah old links are in the chat Oh man Okay, I've gone through all right. Well, we well, that's we let's continue because fucking out I'm genuinely really sad to hear that about er and I hope this channel doesn't go down but Yeah, I'm gonna be really mad at this case like er is way too popular to be his videos Like I hate to say this because apparently it needs to be said his videos are really well made He makes really good arguments for analysis on storytelling. Yes, he has edgy jokes in them But I don't know that me or rags or wolf don't have that too So I'm fucking logic probably has at least one edgy joke Right So all of us are on the chopping block. Yes, I'm sure we all have fucking edgy jokes Jesus christ to be like he's a nazi propagandist He's like really Really? Of course, if you listen to jared holt you'll fucking believe anything anyway It's not enough that they could say that it's not the case Civil war two it's coming it's coming American civil war over youtube Split the two sides of your country into pro youtube and anti youtube When I've been saying that I get the ear appreciation of this explanation comes down to preference in your own interpretation This is what I've always thought there's this misconception that the jedi are always the good guys But every movie has given us at least one reason to doubt that especially the prequels I find this to be only second to yoda's explanation and empire Uh his explanation of the force Being the you know, it's like it's life. It's death. It's Dark it's light as well when when ray is doing all of the air back and forth like that's fine with me but yoda I don't know Is it better or worse pretty much the same explanation as for whether or not the jedi are good people he again He hasn't gone over that yet so I mean literally all you have to do is just copy and paste what he already said in empire You don't get brownie points for doing the same thing we did 40 years ago Dexter jester is in the chat 7076 well corrects again My I took the guns Stalin took the guns you guys remember that shit. Yeah Destroy the child Corrupt them all his astonishment that she went right to that doom video. You certainly man I love how his astonishment that she went right to the dark side initially gives him reason to be afraid But ultimately informs his decision to return Huh Is that what she did went to the dark initially gives him reason to be afraid But ultimately informs his decision to return the fact that she went to the dark initially Ultimately informs his decision to return. Where are you getting that from? Like a jet i'm trying to be really fair right now How do you interpret what happens in this film as luke comes to return for ray because of her initial choice to go to the dark side Maybe he was worried Uh, I don't I don't follow that Ray I'm just gonna have to skip that one. I don't understand. I give some reason to be afraid But ultimately informs his decision to return But the worst people in the galaxy great Guys, it's just a joke the worst people in the galaxy the first time were the smugglers in moss isley Now it's the capital residents from hunger games And I okay That was a joke because the movie didn't make it seem like that at all Yeah, when when rose explains how they've they bombed they they had experiments on a hometown that got everyone In squalor and killed and how they keep slaves here and how they benefit of war which is immoral That didn't seem like a joke to me Oh, do you think? Do you think er's on this planet? sorry er's on this planet Oh, right. I think even our planet. I was like, yeah No, I can't hope I obviously because he's a he's a horrible person the worst in the galaxy Um, I guess the joke is that the rich people are oppressing the poor people. Is that a joke? I No, but I have to use the restroom anyway so you can think about it while I do Yeah, someone uh, someone in the chat even pointed out they have child slaves. It's not a joke I don't think it's a joke. Yeah Well, I'd have to ask what he thinks is I don't think he thinks that part is a joke I don't know what he's going for with it's a it's a joke. I don't Anyway, I'll do some super chats quickly. We'll do all of them until rags gets back I imagine uh cinema wins has a habit of giving passes to stupid decisions made in movies such as in a quiet place In that the humans are irrational as an excuse We're probably gonna cover that one because me and wolf We don't just dislike a quiet place. It's not that simple Dear, I don't hate that. It's so bad and I I understand why it's cool as concept But it's just so badly written. It's unbelievable. Uh I will light speed through mount doom hold o faggots Uh, I'm late have they got to the point where he says being good with the staff is like getting good with a lightsaber because it's the same Oh god if he says We haven't gotten to that yet. Uh, we Swedes can be rather redpilled at times That means you're an alt-right youtuber and you'll get your video removed So uh, don't ever say that seems like rags has the same alcohol tolerance as dark matter 25 25 two beers and trashed He said there was there was something else going on. I think rags has just been using the the cocaine. I think that's what's going on It'll make sense. I'm paying you to keep sa gone of ass corn off our precious e-fap Well, what about the people who are paying him to keep him on because he's been on every episode until now He's just been silent Yeah, he's quiet Don't know if this dude mentions the hyperspace kamikaze thing It made me think why not make hyperspace missiles could probably destroy planet with the right explosives and physics. Yeah, but Don't think about it e-fap more like e621 rags you goof. What does that mean? Don't worry about it That'll reference to something weird Oh, yeah, it's something you should you're better off just never looking up What like eric taxons twitter like the kind of thing we should just stay away from it if I actually I would argue that eric taxon of course Anya ghost right? Yeah chat. I I swear to god Don't look at eric taxons twitter if you want your retinas to stay intact Don't look at it. I'm not is his nudes Yes And of course of course mauler had to send it And I I demanded I like spammed him telling him to delete the message I was like look at what's on his twitter. I said I thought you'd get bad for that But apparently you're allowed to do it You could have just asked me. Do you want to see eric's nudes and I would have been like no Why would you ever answer yes to that question? Well, well, that's the reason why you shouldn't have just sent it to me. I mean I had to traumatize you wolf It's my job It's not what I wanted to see mauler. You know what it was unfair for me because I was I was countering arguments And then I was like oh, it's unfair for you. It's not unfair for me because I was like let's go to his profile to see Because I thought he'd uh Muted me or or or banned me. I was like, oh, he doesn't ban me and I was like, oh There's other things on this page Oh my And uh, and yeah, I wanted you to suffer the same pain that I did call me selfish, but I I didn't want to Your selfish you're horrible Um, am I am I the only one who felt solo as a checklist that is it's it felt like it was made by a committee as they say A film, but it was an incompetent committee. Um Well, you're fucking up my math for the efap time conversion. Well Looks like we're gonna have to be three hours in, you know, it's still normal And then 58 medicine and then high rags from rags. That's where I am We will come back to it at another break. So yeah, um just to catch everyone up The joke against the rich people who can't abide was just a joke. Don't take it seriously Now it's the capital residents from hunger games and I don't really care how terrible they are I want a convertible yacht space yacht and I'll do anything to get it. Why is it a win? Is it He wants the thing in the film. It's a win. I don't understand and like how is War is the only thing that gets you this rich not like selling and dealing and what the hyper fuel stuff or being in charge of massive merchant guilds or Questionary expeditions morality question here. So it's like you sold guns To these people and these people are oppressing people that makes you responsible or at least you're evil What if you sell fuel? Does that are you equally responsible because you're you're selling what allows them to travel? Does that make you evil too? I mean if they travel to bad things, what if you sell food to the people who are doing bad things You're keeping them alive by allowing them to eat your food How far does this go how does this work? Questions for the ages Deplatform the first order I'm not even sure how you could be offended by this in our galaxy since it's so clearly not true war is profitable But bezos gates and zuckerberg don't sell weapons. Yeah, they're way more evil Wait, so he's saying you can't connect it to ours because the the one percent in our world aren't profiting off war They're profiting off other things Yeah Which the point is they're profiting off immoral markets By the film, but if it's not specifically war Like yeah, I agree cinema wins We're not currently in a in a large country wide war right now in on earth Like I I get that but I don't think the film was saying You know during world war two people who benefited from that they were dicks Even though oska schindler was one of the people who benefited from The war up until he decided to actually like help people assume assuming schindler's list is accurate Obviously, I don't know for sure, but um Yeah, that's a complicated statement to make And I I think it's much more simple than he hopes it is this film is definitely condemning People who benefit from war or immoral markets Which on paper sounds Reasonable, but then you sort of look into it and again like I said it's like if you're a hot dog Fucking stand and you sell a hot dog to Darth Vader. Does that make you immoral? What does that just make your hot dog stand? And no platform for nazis ironic sound like mod simpson when you said that Clearly they sell something much worse material and immaterial happiness social commentary. Don't at me. I was you just said it wasn't though I unless he's joking. I don't know. I don't know either kind of difficulties don't sell weapons, man Ironically, they sell something much worse material and he's saying The zuckabig and the rest in our world sell material and immaterial happiness Any any kind of happiness is worse than selling weapons. I don't know what he's saying here because he ends with like a joke Social commentary social commentary. It's like, I don't know. What's the comment? I don't know Uh, is orange man bad selling happiness is worse than selling weapons to space nazis. I don't know Freak don't at me. I love amazon pba is acting lethargic because his belly is filled with gold coins Okay, all right Sure, okay Okay, I agree. Like say what you will about kanto bite. I can't help but see it as just an expertly crafted thorough scene So that's a play on me. It's rather than an actual argument. Do you will about kanto bite? I can't help Yeah, he just defended kanto bite. Well, not even like the most fervent tlj defenders defend kanto bite Uh, I hit everything defended it. He said hey, at least it's not long That's not much of a defense though My favorite defense, but look what he said. I can't help but see it as a justin expertly crafted thorough scene Justin throw as the guy who plays The guy with the the pendant He basically spent his time in kanto bite not defending kanto bite The the guy with the pendant. Yeah, the pin whatever it is The uh, justin paul thorough is an american actor comedian film producer and scream writer known for his work with film director David lynch in mahalin drive an inland empire What does this have to do with anything? I don't understand. He's he's also known as screenwriter for films such as tropic thunder and iron man too He's making the best iron man weird play. He's saying it's just an expertly crafted thorough scene. Get it No, I get that it's word play, but what is the play? Justin throw is the guy's name And it also the name of the actor with the thing in the movie if you replace I can't help it see Wait, I can't help but see as justin. Okay, wait a minute I think is this supposed to be I can't help but see it as a justin. No No, I'm just trying to figure out what the joke is. It's he's replaced that it's word play He's playing play thorough. I understand just an expertly crafted thorough scene I get it. Oh the in replace with an right. I get it uh, but yeah, so he's You asking what the other side of it is if if no, no like I I understand what words he's replacing. I don't understand what the fucking joke is The it's a word play. That's that that alone It's a word play that goes nowhere though He's justin. What do you want me to say? I'm sorry justin someone in the chat said he's the guy throwing the dice. Oh, yeah I You put the actor's name in a sentence that means nothing You defended kanto bite for this Well, I'm assuming he's gonna add a win on the counter after this even though this is A meta line about an actor and then he's so Hopefully it is just an expertly crafted thorough scene. Yeah, you had to win. I don't care how this works Okay, I like this direct answer to why is ray good? Why are you swinging that backhand that literally makes no sense I like this direct answer to why is ray good with a lightsaber so quickly. It's like What do you mean swings it around quickly? She good with her staff? No, that's No, absolutely not If she's not even you'll fucking buy anything. No That's not how it works Person who's an expert with a staff does not equal expert with lightsaber How many times do people have to say this and two she's not even good with the lightsaber in that scene She accidentally kills a rock. How do you even do that? She fucked up a rock Rock didn't move. No, it's not even training. It's just her Fiddle fucking around with a lightsaber. No, that's all you need to say to that. Just no Stop it. Put it down Put her down. No. Oh, it's it's it was delivered. Oh my silver play button's been delivered Oh Yeah, I'll pick that up tomorrow. I guess neat Cool Like you see the Jedi his failure. It's not true at the height of their powers They allowed dark city is to rise create the empire and wipe them out I agree with luke in that sentence that the jedi failed quite a bit. That's true Does that mean you should never have jedi ever again? No Yeah, that's obviously that's obviously stupid And that's exactly you know how a president has failed in your history at some point That means you should never have a president ever again Yeah Why this is who a lot of us sometimes we sometimes we elect bad leaders So we know democracy notice how he's not picking on the actual Like dogmatic elements of the religion He's just saying they failed if he if he made the argument the jedi promote a lack of emotion And that encourages them to make decisions that are inherently against humanity and the living force or something like that That's one thing But no he just says they fucked up at one point and it's like so by implication They didn't mean to do that Right and that's that's the response ray gives him and we don't get an answer for it. He's just like Do you know this is supposed to be lesson two by the way guys Lesson two what so lesson one was he Oh, I thought you said less than oh, right Lesson one he's like the force is this that this that this that oh my god You went into the dark side and runs away. I don't even know what she learned from that as a lesson But hey, whatever lesson two is supposed to be The jedi suck And it ends with her going no, they don't though and then the scene ends It's like what are these lessons? They just they're just him rambling like he's not even Just think about yoda an empire man It's like you're such a You're a bit more focused as a teacher despite being an insane puppet Become he's not even mentioning that the jedi's teaching of emotion suppressing in fear Of anything from the dark side played a big part in his dad becoming Darth Vader Yeah, he didn't mention that which is a flaw with the film and you just invented it and added a wind counter for that It's funny because luke explicitly says i'm going to give you three lessons The third lesson was in the deleted scene Yes, they just they just don't even address it in the actual cut This is gonna end up in my videos. There's a quote from I believe is ryan johnson It could be mark hamill, but they're asked about the third lesson and they say it's for the audience to interpret How funny They're relying on people like this guy writing the script for them. They're like, yeah, what do you think the third lesson was? And they go blah blah blah blah. How do you go that that was yeah, you got it That's it. Does it ever like just shock you how incompetent this movie is I mean like it just doesn't even the shock is worn off. It's incredible that it it's just it gets these reactions though Like look he just argued What what I was just talking about like the actual flaws with the jedi religion If you will is the lack of emotion There's lots to talk about when they talk about that as a separation from any people And uh and cinema wins has just used that as a point in favor of luke's argument when he never mentions it That's how in the chat said I learned three lessons and was never bored ray Was never the park side played a big part in his dad becoming darth vader the lighting in this film is astounding Yeah, I like the lighting Do you guys like the lighting? I like the lighting. Yeah, the lighting was good. Yeah Yeah, thanks for the superficial element. I'm so I'm sensing a theme with what we agree with I The themes themes Wow, that's it for that scene. He's moved on. Okay into all man Snugs broodla Vinicio del Toro is the man just the right amount of creepy mix with cocky irreverence. He's a strong actor Yeah, I guess sure. I don't know about the character myself Yeah, I mean the acting is fine. I guess for whatever he's trying to portray. Yeah, the stuttering is just annoying as hell but you know Yeah, I'm not sure what I said. Fine. Whatever moving on. Give him a win. Go ahead Look, I'm not saying that if these creatures looked more like spiders with reptile skin The sympathy factor may be less. But who's going to deny horses with floppy bunny ears I am that looks fucking ugly. Yeah, they're just they I immediately thought of treco from the last guardian And apparently a lot of people did too. That's that's what I hear. Yeah Yeah, you don't want to rip off the last guardian. It's not a very good Thing Treco's design is neat That's what we're talking about right now. I I do too, but that's the only neat thing about the last guardian Um, yeah, I think I think we're doing a record here three hours nine minutes. That's Terrifically bad It's worse than usual Hey, that little drunk alien got his payday Okay Oh bottom of the barrel digging here. I mean, he's stealing the joker. Yeah, he's voiced by mark hamill. That's a that's a a win Okay. Well, if nothing else, I guess rose got to put my fist through this whole lousy beautiful town Which is retarded because who does she think has to mop all this up? The child slaves gray. I'm glad we didn't take them with us Honestly honest with you the rich people might after this thing happens go man. My insurance is gonna pay off Did you hear what those two resistance people did to our town fuck those guys We're gonna support the new order even more their reputation is gonna go down the fucking toilet Yeah, rather than just being like all right little kid you ride this right? She's like here's a ring Now why would you save the kids children instead of saving the animals? Do you value? What are you not peter? I guess not No, because if they were peter they would have killed the horses Here we go again. It's got some fun first-person shots through the streets. Yeah I've got some some nice shots. I guess. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, and you know hardcore henry had a lot First-person shots too, but Prometheus had some really good shots Prometheus has also Got other things Similarly to the last Jedi First person shots through the streets Even the entry ramps are spiral staircases and rich down. Okay. Yeah, and it doesn't make any sense He skipped right over all the convenience. I know that it's like only talk about the good things So I guess this is exactly what I'm I should expect. It's just superficial You know pickings That's a good thing. You're here guy from before For this ship that we need You it's specifically. Why did you hate your father? Do you have something a cow or something you could put on? Um Meme win and that's why it's a problem the fact that he just said meme win ha ha ha in a scene We're moments later. I'm talking seconds. She says why did you kill your father? And she actually tears up for it perfect to have a joke just before that with a guy Stop being naked. That's the awkward memes. He's got pants on Uh, whether or not this joke works for you people in audience and whoever else is fine I don't really mind. I just god damn hate that they put it right next to something so serious right next to it Yeah, it's a complete total shift Come on adam driver's workout routine being so wide that you're memed isn't a bad thing Let the past die kill it if you have to Kylo says that and then ray immediately goes to the dark cave on the island to get answers about her Past his point is that it doesn't matter where you're from just like it doesn't matter where he's from Choose what to be um We can ignore all the choices. He's already made Yeah, uh Is like everything people ever do or say is in a vacuum in his world, I guess and Kill the past she can't even do anything with it past because she has nothing and then learns nothing I don't What beautiful sequence, but I also like that. It's basically the same scene in empire with a different no How Please explain luke goes to the dark cave to confront vader before he's ready And in addition to probably being really confused learns that to kill vader is to kill himself with My interpretation I don't think that's I don't think that's the way that scene was supposed to be interpreted Pretty sure this is foreshadowing what happens in episode six being the to kill vader Is to become vader potentially Yes, that's why luke is inside the mass and that the Yeah, to be to you aren't so different you and I sort of angle um To kill vader is to kill himself. I don't think that's what that was going for I'm interested to see what the chat feels about that one because maybe I've missed an interpretation of that scene It's almost it's almost the opposite to kill vader Is to become him Yeah, which is someone said that's a radar response interpretation To kill vader is to kill himself. I don't I don't think that's what if I kill vader. I'll die. No Become vader Uh, what else does he say? He sought out to destroy. It's very kind of simple Ray goes to find out who her parents are and presented only with herself I mean if you frame it like that, it's sort of is connected But most people were saying this was already a ripoff of luke's scene They were like, yeah, she goes into a creepy hole and sees weird visions. It's like just one for one empire, but with ray You could have cut this scene You well, you could have cut all the fucking parent stuff. We didn't need any of it, but There we are the only herself Which is her first hint that she has no one but herself For me, this is the most compelling part of this film Oh, wow Oh, I mean, you know, wait, did you just did you just cinema win that? I'm just saying it's compelling Ray goes to find out who her parents are and is presented with only herself Which is her first hint that she has no one but herself For me, this is the most compelling part of this film. He actually did win that. That's not even You just said it was compelling to you that counter so pointless Which is retarded because she should hate this man Yeah, with every fiber over being They're not see this is a different movie. This is what Ryan's biggest mistake was. He's just ignored what came before if you had A person who's being trained to become a dark side apprentice and a person's Trained to become a light side apprentice and they get to meet each other and actually talk about how They don't even subscribe to either side. They've just been brought into it That would be cool. But that's not what we're dealing with. These people have a history. You completely ignored Like every scene every line every action these characters take it doesn't occur in a vacuum with nothing else around it So maybe if you're ryan johnson, that is how you fucking make movies Like every scene is just some weird combination of familial romantic and I guess force connection but also Because that's what everyone interpreted from it. I don't blame them It seems like she's got a bit of a crush on kylo and you're like, why It's kind of creepy. What do you think about the whole father figure being murdered by him? I would why yeah, she only tried to kill him three days ago, but you know now Now it's different because like I said he tells her luke made me a monster That means i'm okay with kylo now because it's luke's fault. It's like what Makes sense to me. So somehow feels so relatable picking up with a force of weight I've always said it's relatable and just didn't explain why I just said this is relatable. It's like Do you think he's ever been in this kind of position where the person he was trying to date like killed their own parent and he was like, oh I can relate on a cosmic level to this scene. Why is why is logic muted? Is he e-fapping? I mean you don't want to let people hear that through a microphone. I think he might be collecting coffees He did say he was very very tired um Picking up with tfa left off ryan did as much as he possibly As much practically as he could even shots like the hut blowing apart were practical Bacon's left off ryan did it? Oh, yeah. No, I actually I knew that as well and again. Yeah, that's cool. Cool practical effect. Yeah As much practically as he could even shots like the hut blowing apart were practical Regardless of your feelings about who luke has become seeing him embrace being the master fighting with an antenna and knowing his superiority He did lose and to be honest if he spent like fucking 10 years not even was he training while he was doing this I don't know. It's confusing because it's just like He is pretty good with that But if the film's trainer established that he wanted to come here to die Was he training as well? What did he become like kind of shitty after 10 years of not doing it? I don't know It's the whole thing is confusing. But yeah, we get to see him fight with an antenna. That's true Has to give you some sense of joy would not give us a sense of joy when she defeated him You fucking guarantee you that Oh first time luke has used the force in a physical way and who knows how long and it happens by instinct Yes That is something that did happen. He's right a lot of people with his garbage nonsense I think this is where ryan lost a lot of people and I honestly understand your frustration luke should be better than this But honestly, that's kind of what the film is about why luke is the way he is. He's not perfect even our heroes have flaws Yeah, uh heroes have flaws that means they can do literally anything and you can just run it off with heroes have flaws Honestly, that's kind of what this film is about like Uh, just just take it, you know captain america. He um, he runs away screaming from a fight and uses a little girl as a shield against someone throwing a knife at him That's in character because heroes have flaws I kind of want to see that It's why luke is the way he is He's not perfect even our heroes have flaws last time he approached the dark side It was because vader had threatened leia. I love every time people people think this makes sense It doesn't make sense Okay, there is a big difference between talking to the biggest mass murderer outside of the emperor The biggest dark side threat this creature this monster who's also threatening to kill Your sister or turn her over to the dark side Thanks to reading your mind luke loses his shit that makes complete sense compared to innocent child sleeping Do you fucking I can't check I just don't Why is that the same to these people? I am convinced that the people that like this movie don't actually like star wars at all In that they don't understand anything that they speak of It's like luke luke got angry at vader once that makes sense that you would try to kill his student in his sleep Okay, it's the same thing It's the same thing Ponded to his fear of what ben would become he knew where it led and wanted to stop it But you know what i've been so much better to have uh scenes of them training and for Especially because we've had force awakens luke looks into kylo And we see uh like a vague version of what happens in tfa when he stabs han solo and that's what luke saw Maybe and you could be like fuck and he like backs up and maybe even hits a wall Then kylo wakes up and sees him and then they actually they have a conversation that degrades basically like What the fuck you doing here? Then he's like kylo what's going on like why? What's how you know you don't need the i pulled my lightsaber on him There's so many better ways to do this and you they just fucked it Immediately regretted it. This is not going to go the way you think clairvoyance Okay Oh, she once again extends his father's lightsaber to him asking for his help and luke refuses because like he said What should he do face down the entire god are you retarded interesting? Anyone's ever asked for him. They just want him to help And they just want him to help They don't expect him to just snap his fingers and solve all the problems and face down the entire army by himself Why did luke lair and han even bother in the original trilogy? What were they gonna do face down the entire empire themselves? Yeah, oh, yeah, they kind of did Like they kind of like they in their own ways helped bring it down. Oh, shit It's not gonna go the way you think the thing I'm just realizing is that luke was totally on his way to burn the jedi text when rey arrived Which is why he changed right back out of these white robes when she got there makes even more sense why he'd throw the What He has specific burn down jedi temple attire Hey, man, it's a special occasion Yes, and here the clothes i wear Guys he was on his way to do it. That's why he was standing on the edge of a cliff Where was the torch and the light i'm half convinced he was actually about to throw himself off Now it's my time i gotta do today. Oh, yeah, nothing What does luke do on this island? Aside from fish and drink milk. I think he chats up the frog nun. He's like hey He's just he just fucks him. Oh, how about the uh, he's the only penis on the island How about them how about force how about the force how about that? Oh hear about uh, hear about the do you guys do you guys make youtube videos? Yeah Do you have a patreon account you might get banned Lightsaber away, he'd made up his mind about the jedi already. Well, yeah, we know that he that's why he came there Doesn't doesn't inform stop it Yoda Yum Oh my god, it looks so bad. Oh 30 years. That's a whole bunch of wins Yoda always the trickster. What oh my god. What? What you gave a ding to the Jesus christ Jesus fucking christ this guy. You see this is why I say these people aren't smart. These people are insane They're nuts That's your opinion It's like they live in a separate pocket dimension. Oh my god I mean you gotta see this wealth See we even need to like wash the rest of this video because I don't think it's gonna be Oh my god, another one I just posted Oh my god, these michael sarah me Oh somebody I don't know if these these accounts posted it at the same time. They both use the same thing but different michael sarah face My god, he looks like a 10 year old in the other one No, that's just michael sarah's face. I know That one's good. Yeah, these range from incredible to like the greatest thing ever made It's michael sarah memes make suffering through this awful video worth it. Yeah, I was gonna say so Yoda always the trickster. Yoda was only a trickster Before revealing to Luke that he was a Jedi master and it was only because he was testing Luke. Yeah, he was acting He was not Insane constantly. This comes back to what Mike was saying in the TLJ half in the bag It's like why is it that he's taken one element of what Yoda did as a test and turned it into his entire character It's kind of weird. I'm not going to say it's a complete betrayal or anything. It's just Yeah, shoot that lightning at the temple and light on fire. That's something that Yoda would do. It's like what? Yeah, I mean, I mean when I came to what we were all made known that Force ghosts have the ability to summon lightning from the sky to destroy real life things I was like, oh, that's Yoda That's like a tv show That's Yoda Yeah, also, you know the fucking ruins the law element of it, but hey, whatever Yes failure most of all the greatest teacher failure is Yoda talking about failure with notes from the piece that played during the x-wing swamp retrieval after his There is no try speech when luke had failed and given up way back. Oh, hang on. Let me Yoda talking about failure with notes of the piece that played during the x-wing swamp retrieval after his There is no try speech when luke had failed and given up way back then. Well done No, Laura's fine. That was a monster of a sentence. So his argument there of appreciation is that They use the same piece of music, which again, I'm just like Fines just a little bit arbitrary when that scripting is horrible, but um, you know, I just noticed we are like 75 of the way through the movie A few minutes into this 42 minute video apparently he's got a long summary I'll be interested to see how he's at least going to structure that because how does that work? Someone in the chat said mauler feet logic. All I hear is the usual schmucks. Yeah I have to admit after three hours of this. I'm a little I don't know. I don't have a lot to say about this anymore It's I mean he's cycling through the film with very arbitrary sifts points So it's I'm assuming the substance will come in conclusion I should drink more. I have a bunch of beer. Maybe I should just drink it all Maybe you should Yeah, rags has definitely been doing that People are saying his summary is extremely long. Why didn't he have parts of the summary in his actual plot? He's just skipping scenes, essentially. I don't know what the point of this is Also, yeah, the whole failure is the best teacher thing. Um First of all, just tip for writers don't have your theme explicitly stated It tends to be awkward. There there are ways to make it work But that was like so on the nose That people pointing out the failure it makes for the greatest teacher as some kind of profound message of last Jedi It's like yeah, it's as effective as just saying it at that point um because It's confusing because obviously po doesn't fail and yet learns a lesson. He doesn't need so you in terms of narrative He's like, uh, okay um in Makes the mistake of trying to save everybody and learns from rose that he should not do that You know, I mean like the characters people have to skew it to make it make sense. It's like a hold-o Uh, did hold-o fail depends on who you talk to. I don't even know I mean from our perspective. I think she did but confusing After e fapping for three hours Yeah His summary is longer than the not summary. Not sure that that's a summary You are a traitor. What is it that makes him seem trustworthy? What are you fucking serious? You understand who this character is Jesus christ So he accuses her of being a traitor at a coward for killing to get everyone killed and your responses. See, why would you trust this guy? Oh my god Not about trusting him even I don't even know I guess his he's responding to the argument of why wouldn't she tell him the plan? Uh, and he's saying because she doesn't trust him Again pose the only one who makes any fucking sense in on the entire ship for the entire scenes that take place on them Everyone else there's people who join his mutiny who don't speak up beforehand Maybe they should have Not to mention every time he asks it's in public. So even if she trusts So then then come with me to a private place So I can tell you the plan. It's not even true. They go off in a private conversation the first time he talks to her So Him she has no clue if she can trust the rest of her bridge crew Stop inventing the storyline. She never mentions that she never says anything about not trusting people Especially given that some of them help with pose mutiny later. Yeah, why do you think they do? Why do you think they help with the mutiny? because some And then he mutinies is that yeah, so yeah, I left a comment on his video about this I'll just fucking pull it up because um Easier to just just this is what this is about. It's been Removed since then but hey, why not? Uh, so he said is that why she should have said something to the mutiny? That's what I think I said Yes Poe is threatening to use the last of the fuel the resistance have to push them ahead of the first order as far as Holdu understands the situation that's going to result in the deaths of everyone on board So she rightfully from her point of view Denies the plan because of the hyperspace tracker her plan is foolproof compared to pose And she says you bet the survival of the resistance on bad odds and you put us all at risk That's what she says to him to make him fucking mutiny And then he says well he commits to the mutiny and preps to enact his plan regardless because he's unaware of her plan Which means she's forced to share the plan in order to save everybody on board Because he's put a gun on her So now she has no choice She can't just say go away She has to actually do something a little bit more drastic to be able to save these people Otherwise he's going to waste their fuel and push them away from crate by the way Which is like the perfect safe place right now Um, and also many people already know the plan because they're boarding the transports And if anybody was untrustworthy and they have the means to discover the plan anyway Not to mention that pose shares with holdo that he is under the impression that they are simply going to leave the ship in the transports and hope for the best He knows the significant portion of the plan already as in he can If she didn't trust him with the part that's crate But only the part where they are in transports then they're still at risk of being murdered either way So it doesn't matter. Just tell him the other part of the plan at this point um And once he's told the plan he says the the uh This might actually work line if you remember that so he's completely in favor of it And uh, if she's if holdos only concerned with everybody being alive and well, which I don't think you can debate that Uh, then allowing po to mutiny without sharing the plan is contradictory to her character and her goals as far as she knows It's an awful plan And telling po and the mutiny is the actual plan is the absolute lesser evil Even if she thinks that that will reveal the plan to the enemies that's still better than everyone dying So it puts it puts everyone in one lever push away from death because holdo just decides. Fuck it I I I don't like po we presented this argument to just right by the way Who's heavily in favor of this film and he had nothing he was like What do you say? Well, he said it's not something you notice on a first watch So It's not a response is it that's the that's not an argument She kept the plan away from The people to give the audience the impression that this was a hopeless situation It would have been It wouldn't have been Nail biting at all if we were just waiting for them to get to crate from the get-go In fact, it'd be pretty boring unless they do something completely different Uh And that yeah, and that's pretty much it um and I said at the end even patrick willams admits this makes no sense But it furthers the characters in the story making it okay I don't agree with that either but that's much more of a reasonable take the fact that he's admitting it doesn't make sense Huh Does that job you make less sense than patrick willams does that end the conversation about holdo, please And by the way, I noticed the shit out of this when I first watched the film This is my primary complaint. You can ask alex the first thing I want to talk about was holdos plan I think a lot of people were just confused uh Did anyone else's watch together Get assassinated. No apparently yours did Look he says you've gone What just happened Hold on. Yeah, uh, there is no problem with cinema if your responses you don't notice with it on a first try So you just say that's literally everything Like the whole film could be black and no audio and I could be like no, I didn't notice that myself I was sleeping. I'm blind and deaf So that's that's what everything is Anyway, what is it that makes him seem trustworthy not to mention every time he asks it's in public So even if she trusts him, she has no clue if she can trust the rest of her bridge crew Especially given that some of them help with pose mutiny later My sad world holdo. I am relieving you of your command and then he mutinies Is that when she should have said something? Yes to the mutiny. Yes. I hear you. Yes He was obviously trying to do the right thing. Why in the crap would that be obvious to holdo? That's not even relevant. He's about to kill everybody. So of course she has to tell him the plan to prevent him from killing everybody Yeah, this is Trust him doesn't matter. She thinks or doesn't think it's the right thing. It's a matter of saving everyone's lives It's a mixture of frustrating and interesting to try and hear these attempts at justifications And they'll never end because people love this film and they have to figure out how to defend it beyond the subjective It has to be definitive and objective Because his argument right now is objective. He's saying that these things are what happened But they're not and he's totally ignoring other things. It's just You're welcome to like the film, but when you start making things up to defend it it gets frustrating I'm sorry. I've gipped ahead a bit I don't know sending two people on a half-thought-out mission that ultimately leads to further. Oh, sorry. Is he is he criticizing po's idea? He doesn't like the plan and then goes off and does something stupid like I don't know sending two people on a half-thought-out mission that ultimately leads to further destruct as opposed to killing yourselves As opposed to dying Yeah, definitely if the plan was i'm gonna throw a stone and hope it hits the right person who's a mile away I would take that over death. Fuck it Yeah, I don't see how this is a point against the plan. Yeah, it's not even a little bit Because r2 looks like a trash can so He doesn't I mean Even if that's a reference as I was like, yeah, that's a neat use the upside down bin to camouflage That's cool Just like to point out that whether ray knows it or not her clothes know the conflict inside her She was wearing white during her last force meeting with kylo And now it now we close the talk So was yeah, that's so wait, but no he can't say that He can't use that reason because earlier he said luke was wearing his burn down the jedi temple tire and that was white So I don't yeah, that's a bit of dodge. Well, I mean, maybe he's doing that in favor of the light I don't know. It's different for it's different for luke. Someone just highlighted, which I think is fair to mention This is through hindsight. He's making these points as well. So he's not just wrong on their own, but they're wrong in terms of Let's assume the evil bb8 was not caught or be Nazi bb8 didn't spot bb8. Let's say that didn't happen And uh, they tell Poe they're like, yeah, we've disabled the tracker go and then poe hits the lever and they escape And then leia comes into the room and she's like poe. What the fuck have you done? And then he's like, we disabled the tracker. We're safe And then they are safe and that's it How awkward would that be? Oh, you're devoted. You saved us again. Exactly. Yeah Poe you piece of shit. You're now a private Boy, you should be dead by now. Damn it and poe's just like fuck you and stop saving everyone's lives I'm just gonna go join the first order. I'm gonna start my own fucking resistance with blackjack and hookers Why don't we even resist anymore? Let's just go to cannibal and hang out. Yeah Welcome the lightness With a heart of gold This is subversion done. Well just because he's an opportunist doesn't mean he's just straight up jerk What do you mean he's got a heart of gold? He betrays them in five minutes. Mechanically, it makes no sense You've got a person who has no investment in anything. He admits that they say we need to hire you for a job We're gonna pay you x amount and he says I need a deposit And they go, okay And he says he wants the necklace which they're really disappointed by because it's a family thing and they're like fine Here's the necklace and then he goes great turns out he didn't want the necklace as a deposit He wanted to use it to be able to hack into the door Which is like, oh, that's convenient that she had a necklace And then he gives it back to her and it's like, oh, he has a heart of gold It's like no, he deserves a deposit. He deserves the fucking payment to be honest And you treat him like a bad guy because you wanted a deposit when he has no investment in this You have to do everything for free all the time, especially your work Ridiculous That's really ridiculous. The light is bad It makes no sense Oh where the nurses skatepots are Of course you do Woo-hoo-hoo trader burn it Uh, yeah, I actually like that bit So she thinks he's cowardly throughout the whole film and then he they say how we're gonna escape and he says I know that where the escape pods are and she says, of course you do Yeah, but the whole thing is like, why would she think he's a trader? Well, that's the stupid part, right? Because she found him getting into the escape pod despite the argument that he did it To try and save somebody and she's like now you're coward It doesn't so she should yeah, he's on this mission and she still thinks he's a trader. That's kind of interesting. Yeah, um This is fucking stupid Yeah, no, actually you've convinced me I like the line if it was in a movie that was consistent the line is I mean it I mean it's kind of like, okay, but it doesn't make any sense at all She was more interested in protecting the light than she was Seeming like a hero. I'm sure that seems like a third person humble brag But think about it. The light is the last remaining members of the resistance So keeping her plan a secret made her look like coward and a trader to But he wasn't the only one on the mutiny and you acknowledge that yourself. Why are you contradicting your plan? Nearly extinguished the light by not telling anybody so Yeah, her plan still nearly extinguished the light only like one ship made it down to the planet And she took it'll be like to actually stop darling. Yeah to prevent the extinguishment of the light She takes ages on his ship. She's like, I guess I could do the hyperdrive thing I need to watch a few more of them die first Not to mention of the like one ship that made it down. How much was there that made it onto the millennium falcon like 10 So the light is composed of 10 people. No nine people because leia's dead I love the layers like she wanted to protect the light more than be a hero It's like maybe she could have done both if she had shared the plan Yeah, maybe they should have got like autopilot or I just You didn't have also he said Well, I'd say some but really it was just poh It was more than just poh in the mutiny team Yeah one, yeah They clearly have multiple people there. Well, I'd say it's not really specified how many It's like five or even That was enough. Yeah, it was just poh the hero would have told everyone the plan and risked it getting back to the first order What? Being a hero is defined by sharing your plans now Talking about No, just getting back to the first order who again was tracking them This is all predicated Look out a window and see a planet. Let's let's play the hindsight game Why not if she told him the plan the first order never would have discovered the plan yet by not telling him the plan He interprets what the fuck's going on And then the first order get the information by unfortunate luck of them being captured by a rogue bb8 Nazi droids It's horribly written horribly written And as I said all of this Because the first order can't look out a fucking window and see a planet there Which is so stupid Look, oh, they're just a fucking planet here. I we did notice we did notice that Also, we're not shooting the shuttles as they're Going there It's all so just a it's a mess. It's a mess Cool again was tracking them in a way. They couldn't explain Fortunately post set up fin to let this stuttering opportunist tell the first order the plan We ran a decloking scan and sure enough They ran a decloking scan It's like maybe you guys should have been doing that this whole time instead of just waiting That's something you should be always doing at intervals all the time literally because that's what batteries is for Okay, AAA batteries. It's like the point of a decloking device Is that you're always using it because you don't know if there's anything cloaked That's why you use the decloking device No, you only use it if you know there's something to decloak. That's how that works Well, look, they used up all their AAA batteries because they had to put something in their xbox controllers, so They just didn't xbox controllers use AA batteries idiot. Hey, this is this is in the future Oh Yeah, they use one more a Oh, what's this one? That looks like Kylo Ren's wearing a mic You could see his chin beneath it. I don't know what to make of this one Oh god, that's horrifying That's genuinely scary Michael Sarah's face on Jira Genesis's body With Kylo Ren's hair Man, yep, that'll that'll be a challenge for anybody really wants to take it on He did it was just terrible, but that face Ding for the face Okay, you know, I hate to brag and I didn't get it exactly right But I did sort of predict this scene and that Kylo had to commit to his feelings in order to trick and defeat Snoke more importantly, ha tang say what you will about some of the expectations of versions This one is awesome. Who cares who Snoke was? You Basically, that's the short answer to that. That's the short response. Who cares who this fucking magic Why why is it? I don't understand why it is that the people that like the last Jedi for some reason don't care about Anything that makes a good story What a coincidence So, uh, the idea of someone being murdered after they're established to be potentially important That's one thing. That's not what happened here Because we know Snoke is important. We don't we don't he's not projected that he's important and powerful We know he is he is the biggest connecting piece between episodes six and seven Yes, central figure in the rise of the entire new bad guys The creation of this whole conflict that he's fucked up the solo and skywalker family has been destroyed by this man The reason why he needs to have a good back story is because we need to care about the villain If we don't care about the villain and he's just some stupid old guy in a bathroom Who does effectively nothing with golden slippers? Yeah, then what's the point of having the villain? If you're not gonna tell us anything about him I just I don't know why they always open it with it that way as well. Who cared who Snoke was Why do you think no one cared What why why do you think people have a problem with this if nobody cared? What he cares, which is why everybody is wondering what the fuck Emperor just some who is the emperor just some powerful That's it. That's all you need to just some powerful sith You know, uh, when when you watch four five and six and you find out the empire is constructed of storm troopers generals and Darth Vader And then you're like is that the complete hierarchy and you go no actually There's an emperor who is the top undisputed authority and you go. Okay, cool You don't need Uh an extreme backstory for him. You don't need it to understand the ot you do need it to understand Snoke because the the transition from the ot to the sequels it is the concept of a blank slate Yes, and and we got the prequels anyway. We actually got a huge backstory for the emperor and how he rose to power Let's mention he was mentioned in episode four and he played a small role in episode five. So he was always there Yeah, and I don't understand what he's even advocating for here like, uh, we're talking about explaining what are potential contradictions Understanding how snow grows with all the information we have from the ot. That's what we we don't understand We don't have any information about how the emperor could have risen because we only have episode four at the time of Episode four being released and five and six. So it could be any reason. It doesn't matter This does matter because we know all these characters. It's it's not the same thing the the way they equate like Everything they're like you like this film. So it's fine now Another it's not even an argument. But hey, yeah, people cared just clarifying Powerful sith and Snoke's still half a powerful supreme leader All right Also Yup To that shot. Oh man the way your hand comes up so perfectly timed as well as it was I mean, I like the shot, okay Okay, now we've got some star likes I can't say for sure why the petroleum guards are still fighting. Yeah, that's kind of a thing It's like Kyler just goes guys you're working for me now guys stop It's like guy is like you you know, he was a sith. You knew this would eventually happen It's like you knew this was how this was gonna always right like every single time The sith apprentice kills the sith sith master they forget Like shit wait. Oh, no, that's not gonna happen again. That was just one time thing What have you been happening for 20,000 years? What do you think they were planning on doing once they killed ray and kylo like after that? When I sit down there, there's like You guys want to hit the pub Well, um That was exhilarating Yeah, that's and then that's a side from the choreography Guys shut up shut up. We gotta get our story straight Carl get over here It's like oh, do we follow huck's now and huck's is like yes, and they go no, let's kill him too I want to be I want to be the supreme leader. Yeah, I think Jim would be a pretty good supreme leader All right, everyone in favor of Jim raise your hand supreme leader Jim All right. All right, it's seven to two. So Jim you're a supreme leader Oh wait solid solid sorrow said er doesn't want to hurt your reputation by coming on e-fap. Did he say that? because Trust me more controversial things have been said On e-fap than the probably in er's videos Possibly I'd have to go through all of our history But um, yeah, if he's if he said that feels bad man, but he can still come on because You know, yeah, what was obviously not a nazi propagandist that's someone said what reputation that's true What reputation do we even have? Oh wait, you said it were four guys on the internet You mind Uh, they said I tweeted you about it. I've gotten a bit of a spam of kylo memes recently. I may have missed it. I'm afraid Kylo Jim Oh wait, hang on so Oh, yeah, okay, so someone said Would you go on the ralph retort of the kill stream? He said he's busy at the moment Uh, then someone said go on e-fap instead and then he said he doesn't want to get moeller in trouble Oh, yeah, I feel no, you're fine. I'm pretty sure if someone made an article saying that moeller wolf and rags were I don't know Nazis We will cover it on e-fap and laugh our asses off Um, but yeah, it's if we haven't been called that already Yeah, I'll I'll keep that I don't know. I'll I'll send I'll send him a p.m. At some point Saying that the knights of jim. He's fine to come on Uh, anyway, instead. I mean kylo would have to kill them either way, but this is a super awesome fight I wish I agreed with you choreography is retarded. That's not true at all And they CGI out weapons in order to make the good guys win And they have kind of forget the use of the force It looks cool superficially until you slow it down and actually look at what's happening, which Genuinely, I'd have to really watch it in slow motion But I'm pretty sure the Darth Maul fight doesn't suffer from that the choreography in that is pretty It's just good for me. Although I have to say For some reason people were all into Darth Darth Maul's double lightsaber Which is the most retarded fucking weapon I've ever seen in my life What about a lightsaber whip? Wouldn't that be more? Like like the the double lightsaber is the most useless thing all it does is limit your um Your maneuverability and makes it really really easy to chop yourself in half Well, yeah, it'd be like wouldn't make more sense to have two single lightsabers instead of one double Exactly, you would essentially use a Shad of versatility did a good video on this But you'd essentially you would fence with lightsabers You wouldn't swing them around and do so like you would essentially use them as like like rapiers Right fencing. Yeah Because you would try to poke people with it. I would love to see them do that in the star wars movie Like proper fencing with lightsabers that would be incredible like like that. Do you know the movie? Yeah We had the same thought at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like something like that where it's tense and because lightsaber will Fuck you up if it touches you. Oh shit. It would be fucking terrifying to be on the wrong end of a lightsaber It'd be so scary Yeah, but lightsabers aren't a horror game Um, yeah, this fight, uh, it's difficult. I mean again He's selectively doing counter-arguments and only talking about the good things So I was gonna criticize him for not bringing up the bad elements to this fight, but then I don't know if He's like selectively doing that. So I don't know Framed, you know the thing is if you just watch the fight like if you're just sitting there in the theater and you Just watch it. It's fun. Yeah, I thought it was you can look at my original video I said the fight was awesome. And it's because I didn't get a chance to think about it We'll see you Stupid idiot you assume that they wouldn't CGI out weapons. So if the hero is gonna get Oh, you know, I I can I can entirely uh understand why someone would be into the fight So I think that's not too big of a big of a uh criticism I just I would say to be fair and balanced considering it's been This video came out recently. So it's been like 11 months Maybe maybe acknowledge the flaws that everybody's pointed out several times Apparently one of the top comments for the video is talking about how bad this fight is so Oh god that part with the three of them attack her in the exact same spot for no reason She gets to block all of it. I don't know why you would fight back to back And she kicks one and all three of them back away. It's like It's so satisfying to see them fight together. Wouldn't it be funny if Kylo accidentally swung too far back and cut off the top of her head? Yeah, I mean, it's just it's ridiculous considering his character. I could totally picture him being like Well Wow, that was a lot of wins How is that ingenuity? Apparently it is rags. I don't know Fuck you. What is ingenuity? It's doing something clever with the resources you have I guess I guess No, they wouldn't because there's not a lightsaber blade. There's not a lightsaber blade in the cross guard. Yeah There's also they're not cross cards. They're vending ports, but that's what I always thought that doesn't make sense because The point the the t joint the cross joint itself is metal. Yeah, so what he just said doesn't apply Yeah, you know, I would have loved if like one of them preferably kylo Did like a force repulse during this fight just for The novelty of that happening. I wish they fucking used the force ever This whole fight offers so many chances for them to use the force It's the one advantage they have over these guys because we assume they don't have the force Yep, a little reverse grip form that she had trained for earlier Why that's fucking retarded though that doesn't holding your sword as a reverse grip is retarded It is stupid. It doesn't matter. He's saying like she did that move in training and now she's doing it here There's like, oh, she know what she did was she just turned her hand around And she started swinging their sword around and now she's like, oh so in a fight I know how to use this as an effective technique Also, I'm pretty sure she didn't need to do it as in she could have dropped it and grabbed it either way She decided to grab it with the backhand instead Let me have a look at that again because when you swing with it backhand you put a Hey, finally those Limit on your reach cross guards coming in massive So she dropped it like that she could have grabbed it with the left But why but he would just kill her If she let go then hit the force of his Oh god, you're right. She just lets go and he just doesn't push. Let's go. He doesn't make any sense He's pushing into her if she lets go We found a new issue Christ, but instead he's just like, oh, I guess he just he just stops attacking We literally find a new problem with this movie every single time we talk about it There's nothing right about the last jedi. Oh no, she's stopped pushing against me I will I will stop pushing too. Like what also it's been a while since I've watched the movie But I don't remember why exactly the room caught on fire She threw the was like she tangled that weapon up and threw it away as she moved the sword and it hit the wall And it set everything on fire So someone saying the metal part cross guard is just to protect kylo's hands There's lightsaber under it because it's a vent if a lightsaber hit the top of the metal It would go through the metal and blade Well, then what's keeping the vents venting it in that direction? I'm afraid they don't keep that in continuity because his lightsaber is still fully formed. It's not like a shed of metal The reason that it is a vent the the vent is to direct the blade in this in that direction So if they hit the vent Then the lightsaber the energy would just go wherever it would go and it would essentially fail as a weapon I Get what you're saying, but I don't think it quite holds up I just can't believe we found someone else It was so significant, but yeah, no, it's Moving on A little reverse grip form that she had trained for earlier Train this is not training she swung her sword in front of a rock for and I get what you mean now Like her doing that. Oh shit. Where were we? I'm uh Super god damn it. Nope. Yep. Yep So You you said about the whole like Her choice to do reverse grip form quote unquote on that rock. It makes no sense why she would do that instead of Normal grip form is what you're saying, right? Exactly. It makes absolutely zero There's actually a video that um I forget who did it. I don't know if it was lindy beige or it might have been Scalagrim or metatron, but someone did like a video on like the reverse grip and they would be like I think essentially it was like maybe on knives It sort of makes sense for stabbing because you'd have to be close up anyway But even then it's like it's a huge disadvantage to use a reverse grip in practically every scenario Especially with a lightsaber that will go through armor And you don't have to like swing it hard like it. That's why it would be used as offensive It doesn't make any sense. It's one of those Cool Wow, right. So whatever your favorite people who like this movie put on a stupid person voice. Are you are you are you evil? Another thing that I noticed is when kylo blocks that attack from above Why does the second guy come in to swing his weapon at kylo's weapon instead of swinging it at kylo's Body to I thought their point was to like Oh, you're well, I mean, yeah, I guess he's going for where his weapon isn't to kill him and kylo blocks by pushing down My question would be why did the I guess the purdorian guard isn't very strong See allowed kylo to push the weapon down to defend himself instead of keeping it up. This one's apparently not strong either. That's true I just love the fact that he just gives up right there. He's just like, oh, I yep a little reverse grip form that she had trained for earlier That's retarded. Yeah, I go you mean she should have just had it normally not backward. It makes no say just looks cool And that's it Yes, the very thing that probably should have happened to the original ben when he handed luke anakin's lightsaber Yeah, what? The very thing where kylo forgets he has the force And you're like dinging it the very thing Sorry, the very thing the very thing this okay the english there this very i'm assuming he's saying this is the very thing that probably should have happened to the original ben When he handed luke anakin's lightsaber, so he's saying When hits him in the face. Yeah Why is it easy saying that would have been funny? I mean the thing is that if you're Turning the lightsaber off and on Depending on how fast you could do it could be used in combat But again, if we're going to get into the nitty gritty of the techniques Then they wouldn't be fighting like this. Anyway, they would be using like they would be fencing essentially Where keeping the lightsaber You know off and on would offer you no advantages whatsoever. You'd want to keep it on all the time clearly And yeah, you the only time we're turning the blade off and having it back on would be like Advantage is if somebody was great like if you fainted a an attack from above And the enemy used their lightsaber to attempt to block it perpendicular And as you brought your lightsaber down you turned it off And then when it had passed the lightsaber you turned it back on which would be cool To see that done. It should be cool. But someone highlighted by the way count dooku is kind of like fencing if you remember Because he's got the curved saber as well That's that's directed at you and logic because you both highlighted. Hello I forget the actual choreography of dooku's fight No problem. Um, and yeah, obviously just the just the comment on top of this scene is that kylo Could have used the force to save himself at any moment and he just doesn't Yeah, that's that's weird. Like if I was a jedi, I don't think I'd ever forget that Combat I can use the force is like it like and like I would be I would abuse that shit Like I'd be pushing pulling twisting shocking choking Like I don't want to get close to my enemies Like then they could hit me with her melee weapons. That would be dangerous. Then they might beat me Yeah, I don't want to fucking get hit Bring a new order to the galaxy I love her response is if he's reading words written in textbooks Which since it's been said so many times by so many baddies it should be I'm pretty sure she just doesn't want him to Not be a good guy because she thought he was a good guy For some reason But it's also the first time I genuinely thought our protagonist might actually join why Why yeah, why would they why would rejoin him? What reason does she have to join the dark side? What reason does she have to join the light side is another good question to be honest to me. She has friends Like why is she in these movies? Point our antagonists because they have a real actual relationship. They've been building three times They had those very short conversations. You just said they have a real actual relationship I mean redundancy aside. That's fucking retard. It's oh no He used two of the the two buzzwords we highlighted in the last e-fat. We said real actual and genuine Oh, yeah, real actual. Yeah, you said a real actual genuine relationship. That's all they needed to make the trifecta Oh, so close. Yeah But no, they don't have a relationship beyond some confusing middling Lines between each other. I'm afraid Also the first time I genuinely thought our protagonist might actually join our antagonists because they have a real actual relation Biblical literal actual hell Ship they've been building through this movie built on trusts and common histories even though he's from all the bloodlines She's from none trust and common histories What? Even though he's from all the bloodlines and she's from none I'm shocked at what he's pulling from this like he actually thinks this movie isn't shit like he's been fooled Oh, yeah, like the movie has somehow tricked him into thinking that it makes any semblance of sense Movie built built on trust What what do you mean? What are you referring to? Oh And someone said genuine pops up earlier in the sentence I'm just gonna rewind a bit because did he actually pull off the trifecta But it's also the first. Oh, shit. I genuinely thought real acts. He did it Can you really relax in the right on top of each other? Yeah, they're a little triangle. That's beautiful That's amazing. Well done. That's fantastic Someone said three conversations equals relationship. I have autism and I know true How many people are we dating if it takes three conversations to have a relationship? I'm fucking dating my dad neat I mean, obviously he's not saying they're dating I'll give him that at least I know where I get the goods from Jesus first time I genuinely thought our protagonists might actually join our antagonists because they have a real actual relationship They've been building through this movie built on trust and common like I'm built on trust I don't I don't read this like it's mocking trust Of what flexion of his trying to kill each other Ford Ford takes a kill. They tried to kill each other For some reason he didn't kill her here, but I But listen to the way that his voice is his inflection when he reads this It sounds like he's mocking this idea and not actually believing it And I hate I hate to do this to you because this it's obviously a critique of his writing But he's got no argument. And so he says he actually cares for her and that's apparent It's like saying Ray is a good character and that's true Do you know what I mean? It's like that's not an argument. You just said the same thing twice and you've got no reference I'm sorry This is why you re-script by the way because when you read these back to yourself you should be like Oh, shit. I didn't say anything just then But fuck it whatever and history is even though he's from all the bloodlines and she's from none He actually cares for her and that's apparent. You have no place in this story. You come from nothing You're nothing call this a cop out. I'm glad Ray's not a Skywalker or a Kenobi or didn't need her to be any of them Just needed to be something that explains something about her Allow her to fit into the actual universe because she just she's an exception And she could be charged at a kid. I would love teaspoon father Eden He uses midi-chlorian sperm to put her into a Do you think that's the reason why she can't close her mouth? Because she's like part gung and The interface just doesn't work quite right You cracked the code the genetics are still being worked out So would said Ray banks And even if JJ does decide to give Ray a proper bloodline It doesn't change the fact that she grew up with no one and nothing and had only herself. That's fine It's not about giving it just Explain Ray. That's what we're after. Why is she so fucking good at everything and can do the force so fucking well with? No training ever like she's a prodigy. She is like Jesus, man She's forced Jesus and yet. No, I agree with him. You know what? I'm glad she's not Luke's daughter or Obi-Wan's daughter because that is a little a tad predictable. I just I Don't want nothing. Okay, and again if they had actually made her Luke's daughter I wouldn't have said that's bad writing. I would have just been like, well Let's see how this fits in and you'd obviously call it convenience that she's the one who ended up with all this shit happening when she's also Luke's daughter, but You know again, like just give me something instead of just going we could we didn't write that bit Okay Changed the fact that she grew up with no one and nothing and had only herself and just because the expectation subversion was nothing Doesn't mean it meant nothing. It's the whole point. She's not from a bloodline. That's why it's the opposite We want to know why bloodline and that's why her power matters. Why her power matters No, we went an explanation How how come there aren't other rays that are there other rays out there who are just as inexplicably powerful with the force or whatever reason is there a is there a foil to ray out there or To explain does the kid have like an evil sweeper kid out there somewhere. I don't I just I'm stuck at Ray's power matters because it comes from nowhere And that's is he trying to say that supports what the rest of film is saying that the force and potent force power comes from nowhere Really, which is like, yeah, that's part of the problem Because of the effects of you know, what it does. That's why it matters. That's why it warrants an explanation Well, this is the thing She's not from a bloodline. That's why her power matters like he says that like it's a conclusion I don't really understand what he's saying. It just raises more questions Version was nothing doesn't mean it meant nothing. It's the whole point. She's not from a bloodline. That's why her powers matter Why? Yeah, I need to develop that Definitely not a complete thought It's empty they're just trying to pull out attention away for the record I think that's the main reason she was able to do it They get a blunder out of the sky if they didn't think she was just fleeing Why would they have if she was fleeing they will you still blow her out of the sky and they try and it doesn't work in time Yeah, like what would have changed? I think he says like They've been shooting at this whole time and inexplicably. They can't destroy it But they have been shooting at this whole time. What would have changed? I mean, is that a small argument in favor of how hyperspace kamikaze totally makes sense Is that him trying to set this up? I feel like he's going there. Is he gonna go there? The executioners have a black stripe kind of like a black hood. Yeah, which is stupid. That's true They have a black stripe for design to signify their executioners, which means this is something they commonly do they bring an executioner stole troopers For the record, I think that's the main reason she was able to do it They get a blunder out of the sky if they didn't think she was just fleeing The executioners have a black stripe kind of like a black hood. They burnt her hair Okay, that's a wind apparently wait, why does he hate roses here? I Don't know. I wish they burned more of her quite frankly. That is amazing. The silence of visual destruction the self-sacrifice I agree with the second and third point. Yeah, it looks and sounds cool It is amazing the silence the visual the destruction the self-sacrifice All right, then oh that bullet sound of the shot what a bullet sounds like you fucking pleb Okay It's a space bullet rags Can you imagine in a war every single gun that shot just sounds like a vat Like a formula one car Vv8 to the rescue reminds me of all the times are two. Oh my god. You're defending that too That's that is nowhere near the times microcosm This is a microcosm of the method of defense so it's find something it's similar to Talk about how that old one was great and this one is great too because they're the same without Referencing the fact that the context matters are two never did this shit This is the there's so many questions that come with this And what's the worst thing are two has ever done he lit a couple droids on fire Like it they if you remember The whole reason they find that they're being evil and you know running around the first order ship is because of the BB-8 evil BB-8 spots BB-8 and then later they capture the people and they ignore BB-8 He's in the bin and they're just like yeah, I guess we missed him It's like well, that's convenient and then he managed to get around this ship until he entered somehow got into this ATST Not an essential how and he set up so that it rips its own head off by strings So when he comes out that he actually defends everybody efficiently with it He's like fucking fights a big portion of the first Entire thing is horrible and what we're supposed to compare that to R2-D2 opening a door Hey Yeah, someone said Chewie got into an ATST and returned to Jedi yep That's the thing that happened, but that made way more sense He Chewie's a warrior. He swung over a Wookiee. He's not a sentient soccer ball It would be funny if BB. I just slipped off cuz we don't even know if BB-8 sentient Well, maybe his is what is it an inhibitor chip or whatever it was came off so he's Human now or something look at all those stormtroopers. What are you looking at? I guess you're are they looking at BB-8? Oh wait somebody Somebody said the picture I asked for but the tweets been deleted now But I still got the picture so now I don't even know if I should share the picture because he's deleted the tweet Send it again. I would just share it. Just share it. It's really good. So I'm celebrating this picture All right in mem in memoriam Yeah, it doesn't show up. Oh Doesn't it can't be found? No. All right. Well, I can Fine hang on Really, okay, but I can pull up the thing myself Just cut you got to copy the image directly and then paste it into discord Snipping tool time. Well, what if I do this? Oh, that doesn't work Snipping tools I'm snipping away We one sec guys this is important, okay, okay, I guess it's important Oh It works surprisingly well, I'm sure I've believed other things on flimsy your evidence Geez Jared Cena Michael Genesis Anyway, let's let's push on blaster beam just ricochets. Even if you oh, sorry, did he not Hang on. Let's go back a bit Blaster beam just ricochets even if is that funny? Yeah, let's fucking laughs at anything. Let's pretend that it makes complete sense I'm like a five-year-old in the sense that anything that he perceives is being even remotely cool on any level. He's like Let's pretend for a second that the the arm of being consistently bulletproof makes total sense even though TFA exists Let's just pretend it totally makes sense a Bullet being deflected off. I don't yeah, I don't know. Do you want to be saying it's good CGI? Like, yeah Yes, I mean, okay. I don't know like it was cool. I think that's what his point is So if you think plasma again goes out like a sucker, you have to admit this showdown. It's pretty fun No, even if you think plasma goes out like a sucker, she ain't dead friend What? Oh my god, if she's not dead Pretty sure she's unless she's gonna have a surprise cameo because Gwendolyn Christie is not on Will not in the cast for and I'm pretty, you know Don't like to get any kind of political But if Gwendolyn Christie was going to be in the new Star Wars, they would be playing it up because she'd be all over Talking about how amazing it is. They have a female villain again Do you think they're gonna do with phasma the same thing they did with Arnie and terminate herself Asian She just where she just appears for no apparent reason Check her IMDB she's got no Nothing to do with Well, whatever episode 9 is gonna be like episode 9's got an actual Cast already There's a lot of people in it too, but I don't I think she is dead, but Apparently she's not dead and and you said you have to admit the showdowns pretty fun. I do agree. I think it's stylish I think it's neat. It's just got no character in it whatsoever. It's kind of I Was like, yeah, we knew we knew who is gonna Yeah, it's just meh and and you know, this is the criticism people levy against the Darth Maul fight, but I still argue that the Qui-Gon and Ewan McGregor have more A Development from that film and they're fighting just The the the bad guy, you know, like fat phasmas played up as being Like the Dothmaul has more screen time in his fight than I think phasma does in her entire run in the films But that would have to be tested I suppose I can't say for a guarantee, but yeah What I'm saying is that people recognize it as a problem in the prequels, but don't in the sequels Okay, that seems fair Darth Maul had almost as much screen time at the end of solo was Badass bad guy is that badass? He's getting he's he's like a simpering little I think he's referring to Kylo. Oh I think Right because I can't tell because this guy will fucking clap at a flush toilet. So who knows what he's saying a flush toilet That that seems like it would be very comfortable, but extremely impractical You know, I can imagine I'm flushing a toilet and I'm going yeah, all right Well, that's one of the pretty shots in Star Wars Also, obviously the crystal critters are a wife when a wife Wife what? Oh, it's me my wife. Hmm. Is that what it's all about when you want to fuck the crystal fire? So it's probably hurt. I think yeah Badass bad guy. Well, that's one of the prettiest shots in star. Again. Yeah, nice shot. I agree Also, obviously the crystal critters are a wife when don't know. Oh, is he saying his wife likes them? What do you hate marriage now rags that it No, yeah, I do fuck marriage You'd be forgiven if you missed this because it does happen fast But the two Thai fighters aren't attacking the base. They're actually shooting at the stolen shuttle That's why only Rose and Finn no way really. Yeah, I figured it's not like that wasn't just the most obvious thing ever My issue is that the good guys think this is bad guys right now And they took this long to close the fucking door for no reason other than to allow Rose and Finn to get in here You know, I mean like from a script perspective That's why it was open still but for these guys they just left it open for no reason That's a mention they start shooting at it the instant it comes through so they don't know that it's wasn't Finn that are in there He well, he's not making that point. I am I'm saying that it's stupid They left the door open because they wouldn't But they do order for Rose and Finn to be able to get in here. Otherwise, they couldn't they just fucking crash Okay, I got you or that was their goal. The Thai fighters were just trying to destroy them Right What why is that something to even point out? It's like really obvious shuttle. That's why only Rose and Finn Sorry, what was he pointing out was their goal the Thai fighters were just trying to destroy them Edgar oh there. Okay. Sorry. I think he's pointing to the floors like what? But yeah, that is Edgar right, but there's a lot more cameos than that in this film and in TFA, but right who cares No, I yeah Are really friendly people and Gareth Edwards. Oh, there you go. Now this is Nah, we've seen these high contrast images since the first trailer, but that doesn't take away from how beautiful it actually is Yes, it's it's a pretty image. Sure. It's pretty image. Just feel like we're alive about the pretty Claff of Beth of pretty colors. Yes. Congratulations. Ryan Johnson out Yes, he realized that you people will fucking Just you'll just go gaga. I mean come on. I learned that in like the third grade This is the kind of person who goes outside and starts picking up shiny things off the sidewalk with Someone said I saw Edgar right and I clapped That I clapped Do you think do you think he's like buddy the elf where he like picks gum off the side of the sidewalk and he's like It tastes really good American beauty. He's just he looks at the the trash bag in the wind. He's like, do you know what this means? Do you know what this represents? Like is it just trash of the word? No It's me. This is the meaning of life Static of the red underneath the white is wholly unique and stunning. No, it's not red. No cake Holy unique and stunning whatever I mean come on. Okay. I'm going to destroy this and I really I really don't want to use this example because it crushes my soul to use this example But twilight did that like years before this and red on white Yes, there's no way something hasn't done red on white Yeah, obviously, but look at how far they had to go. Why didn't they draw? I know look how far that's that's tracks right there Man And how slow are we? Look at those poor stormtroopers on the ground. They must have had a walk Like could we just could we just step on the can like no walk So does this like get rid of any fuel scarcity arguments the fact that they drop them off so fucking far away This is the thing. They have no there's no reason they can't be dropped closer. There's no cannons like they are an empire There's no anything There's a why drop them so far away The first order learned from the empire's mistakes on hoth and beefed up the legs of their gorilla walkers So they can't be harpoon trip by what but they still have 80 80s here. Let's let's cycle back Yeah, it just showed the like little or 80 80s next to him the aesthetic White is wholly unique stunning. Hello right there 80 80 amber there 80 80 Yeah, I don't think that those things would prevent the harnesses from toppling them still Yeah, I mean that just looks like they'd be more laser resistant if I thought the point of them was that they can climb up walls now Because they've got like a claw hand sort of things I don't know if you saw that and I was just like I don't know that will come in handy at some point To me it just looks like more armor on the front legs, which makes sense But yeah, because that's the facing, you know the enemy side, but They also made them like twice the size Yeah The idea that the first order learned from the empire's mistakes on hoth and beefed up the legs of their gorilla walkers So they can't be harpoon tripped Yeah, see how it like is that the reason why see how they get hooks around Like I thought the purpose of this was that they can actually climb over obstacles But I don't know that makes sense. I don't know Triple kill julian ray to the rescue and the falcon. He just says triple kill Kill ding can announce just by a familiar sound in shadow Yeah, fine. It was cool as a silhouette of the falcon and the sound of the falcon instead of the falcon At this point fin and poe's arcs cross where poe originally was the hero looking to the deed no matter the cost and fin still didn't care about That shouldn't be in quotes. He was the hero Len was the actual hero Just let him ignore all of the contradictory information and cherry pick a neat little line of of consistency out of it There are so many ways to pick apart how wrong this is going to be uh fin and poe The characters are just fucked in this film in terms of like thematic inconsistency The narrative fights the theme which is the last thing you want to do when you write a story But the resistance just ray now poe is starting to become a leader and fin is willing to lay down his life for the resistance Or so leader So I guess this film thinks that leaders are the ones who always make the worst decisions at all times Apparently You know what I just realized How did how did fin get his old outfit back? Oh, maybe he was underneath this one Yeah, it's a lot of padding. Yeah, it looks pretty padded there because he had um, he had uh poe's jacket on I would I mean if it was me I wouldn't have That's like your opinion though Yeah, I guess maybe it was to keep the salt out Somebody drew this What we've been requesting they actually drew it they didn't even oh god really Okay, okay, that's pretty good while there are better photoshop. So this guy this guy wins just for the effort It's insane That is amazing. I can't believe someone actually drew that It's awesome. I love it We need to have like it We need to have like a Like a collage of like all the fan art in photoshop's and this needs to be in the middle Well, no of everything because people have done it with Jared too True. We did post all the jiradi, mundi ones, but I don't know where they are now I don't know other than going through all my twitter Which I could but I mean Anyway god that that's amazing. Yeah, whoever drew that you're amazing Oh god, don't you dare defend this? So first I'm taking a win away because that's what he was trying to do Oh, thank god. Yeah, okay. Okay. Wow cool High five cinema wins high five. Wow you fucking jesus christ Finally did something that wasn't when even when even this can't We have said this is probably the plan and everything so like the worst piece of dialogue in the saga Like it's just because of how backwards everything is so at least he's okay with that one Flying down the throat of that thing was his way of saving what he loved the people in the base So her line is sweet and I get it but don't accuse him of not getting that but more importantly There's just no reason to think that the slowly melting ship would have any impact on the battering ram That's specifically me. Well, okay. What happens when shit looks at look When something goes into a barrel that isn't designed to be that thing in the barrel usually fucks it up Yeah, let's just pretend for a second. You put a um Even a cheerio inside the barrel of a gun Uh, that that bullet's probably not gonna shoot straight I mean could happen anything could happen I'm trying to say like a pebble some sand Yeah, I was going with the cheerio to say like even the even if a The limit the most limited of things goes in that barrel. Shit's gonna change Absolutely. So if a whole ship flies into this beam like that's gonna fuck it up And yeah, his ship is maybe melting, but it doesn't mean it's not metal still Yeah, it still has mass and it still has fuel in there which can create an explosion Someone said take all the internals of the mechanism with like melted metal Yeah, if it melted down it would pretty much just shoot all that shrapnel and crap coming apart And it's certainly not completely destroyed because Finn is still alive inside it. So Someone said this makes anti-sense bilbo baggins Think bird in an aircraft engine Yeah, yeah that that's brought down planes before There we go things Poe knew it rose the girl who inspected the skim speeders knew it The only one that didn't get it. Well, why the hell did they bother in the first place? How where's her little thingy that touches the ground if she knew it wouldn't work then why the hell did they try? What was the point they just wanted to kill themselves? Okay Was Finn so she ended up saving him from wasting his life for nothing. No one's ever really gone I'm really glad these two got a chance to be together. Yeah, I'm glad they got to spend five seconds with each other As opposed to two movies aren't you guys glad about that? Oh, yeah I'm glad that they were five seconds away from it being literally non-existent. But okay. Yeah, I'm glad that Luke and Han never Yeah, that makes me really happy. I'm glad that Luke and Chewie never had any interaction I'm glad that fucking just fuck fuck fuck just fuck Fuck these movies and what they did to the potential to have these characters reunited just to Sort of go for the angle of apologists because I genuinely do get the impression of that from him Instead of talking about it from like a neutral base like how much do we get with these people and of those moments? What a good he just says I'm really glad these two got a chance to be together on screen as if they couldn't As if we were always in the position that they couldn't really be together. And so we were lucky to have this Yeah, that's ridiculous. That's something that they wrote that that was a completely arbitrary decision that they made when they created the films And you really can't create moments like this. You literally can create moments like this. It's in the script I was gonna say this is them creating a moment like this. I don't know what he means by that Yeah, you just write it into the movie this character character meat. They say these words the same as this Few moments few pieces of music give me the rough. Well, you'll fucking clap at anything. Won't you? I'm glad it did that for you cinema wins. I'm glad you got a good experience The same melody is just repeated in the film Tensity everyone stares at Luke is if they're seeing a ghost that just reminded me of when Jared was like Fucking r2d2 and Chewbacca Do you remember well rags remember major lee? He's like people say the knowledge goes on in tfa Well, they don't forget is kylo's in it huxes in it phasmas in it. He just names characters Yes, yes, they are in it. This is true or a legend and he plays into the legend Is fuck everyone's alive. This is The the fact that he's a legend doesn't make any sense It does not make any sense that he isn't a a universally known figure That everybody recognize and understand Yeah, he's not even dead for starters And everyone's alive like he's he's alive people are alive who know him and have seen him and fought with him like he's not a legend Well, he certainly shouldn't be considering the last 10 years. He ran away to go die. That's not exactly legendary Like everyone would be like where'd he go? He just disappeared. That's weird When the music finally crescendos we get a badass good guy Okay I mean, it's fun to believe he you like that laughing that he does It's like the cinema sense does the same thing. That's what I find interesting about it, but come on It doesn't feel real. It's not a real laugh. Unfortunately. No I mean, it's fun to believe you could force block thousand ways to become a force knowledge isn't invincibility. What's more? Well, how do you explain ray? Seems to be that's the case pretty fucking close. What's more important is the embraced being a legend Sure You know what bothers me about that that I didn't highlight in my video. Why would hux want to prevent kylo from potentially killing himself? Yeah, hux should be like that's a great idea lord I support you all the way. We'll be here to give you covering And then as soon as he leaves be like everyone fire on kylo now That would have been cool thinking about it The supreme leader fire on kylo I'll protect you kylo says luke and then kylo gets killed and hux takes over as the main villain for episode nine And then I and when everyone says that sucks, I go it's subverted your expectations. That's why you didn't like it Yeah Yeah, how are you gonna feel guys? You guys you know if episode nine undoes the last Jedi you guys are looking forward to making that argument If anybody who loved the last Jedi doesn't like episode nine, we can just say it's subverted your expectations That are disproven by the directors themselves and they still make arguments defending it right away, son Loyalty loyalty They didn't do it out of loyalty. He just saw you fucked up that guy Yeah, it was good. Maybe that's the joke. I don't know but it's just space out the laughing That lightsaber He's doing this for a reason. I clapped for blue so we can escape Did this would realize that's what luke is doing Leia has an urgent message for him about his mother. Yeah, no, sorry. Well, I hate to have to I feel like we've said this before But I would majorly but here we go again, uh so The idea is opposed like luke is delaying everything so that we can escape It's like luke didn't tell anyone that on his way out. It would have been extremely helpful to do that Be like yeah, what if they were like Like start looking for an exit. I'm gonna delay them. That's all we have to do instead of here's the thing earlier on luke thinks that they want him To go out and face down the first order himself and take care of the problem himself He has no reason to believe that they will think that he's making a distraction Yeah, and if he was why would he not tell them to give them more time and secondly C3PO says there are no exits in this place other than the front door and it's like oh shit And then as soon as luke does that they're like are there any exits and then I think C3PO says like according to the schematics There may be an exit. It's like oh Weird that you said there was none And then the second that they luke implies they might find wood You say there is getting senile It's just it's just how you change your stakes on the fly because you just want to generate different payoffs I was wrong. They're like, oh, that's good. I wonder how long it's going to take them to kill C3PO and r2d2 They horrifically murder C3PO. They die with like do you think they'll even kill them? Or will they just be like the only two star characters that last throughout everything I Think they're lost. I think that's it's almost like it might be a rule. You're not allowed to kill either those characters Like whatever directors and writers take over Yeah, they might just forget them at some point. Oh, that's an idea C3PO is the mole and he has been since the beginning He's just been waiting for time to strike He might hold us about to do the hyperspace thing and he's behind dirty slits it throat goes quiet now Quiet You can even play the terminator two theme at the when he does it like Slowly waddling forward Darth 3pio that'd be amazing your time has come I'm actually scared by this And then r2d2 makes that low Sound when you seize it On freight, why didn't they just barricade themselves inside the cave let the first order blow the door and trap the invading troopers in a bottleneck Well, that would imply that they would have to think yeah, stop pretending like they make plans. That's not a thing they do God i'm offended. No. No, we are the spark that'll light the fire that'll burn the first Um, I remember that line from the trailer making me really into the potential for this film Yeah, there's like you have if there's like what 20 guys left Yeah, so it really is weird at this point. You're like Poe fulfills his leadership arc. Yes, the arc that is completely contradictory, but it's an arc. I'll give you that Fulfills his leadership arc and leia even acknowledges it follow him. Yep The film definitely shoves it right in there in the dialogue, but it didn't manage to maintain it consistent He won't kill you like I will Luke's foot doesn't actually interact with the salt when kylo's does Accept his clothes and hair affected by the wind Oops Yeah, I think I have to I can't remember if he was er or some of the content creator Highlighted that but uh, it's not something I picked up on my face time through But maybe he just made his vision version of himself have Hair, but he can't actually affect the real world which involves Moving the salt on top. Why did the vision version of himself have short hair? And why didn't he have his green light saver? Why does it flow with the wind? Because he made it flow with the wind. Why does the sunlight affect him in the way that it does? Yeah, you cast a shadow logic. How'd you explain that? Oh, does he cast a shadow? He definitely does visualize the shadow. Why is he able? Fuck if he cast a oh Why is he able to give leia a pair of very physical dice that she just happens to not think anything of If he cast a shadow, holy fuck, that kind of why did the dice stay after lucas he transferred his force vision to leia? Because she's force sensitive Question mark leia just kept the dice going for a while totally makes Luke's foot doesn't actually interact with the salt when kylo's does Yep, you can say oh, but he's just a projection. That was really what kylo's still not making contact That's not who even made that argument No one's saying that He's casting a fucking shadow there's mass there blocking the the light Shut up big sense More honesty But not everything he said was wrong though because I'm not even going to it And that's luke realizing he still had things to learn even about the jedi and that He can't learn much of anything now. He's dead. Oh, it it bothers me to no end that luke spent that long solely learning about the jedi And then some girl walks up to him and says by the way, they're not all bad because you saved your dad And that was apparently enough for him to have a revelation Fuck you for making luke such an idiot Poor luke skywalker reduced to such useless idiot like I Like genuinely one of my favorite characters in Anything ever and this is what Becomes of them star wars is just like for me. I I block out seven and eight like I don't even think they exist I I forget they exist I just block out everything that came after six to be honest. I love how he's describing reya's gray by the way when she's Ultimately altruistic. She never makes a negative decision Yeah, I even block out half of six like that you walk part There's a lot with six is confusing gets pretty much thrown out and uh, it's pretty much two and a half movies Are what star wars is. Yeah, when did when is ray made a morally ambiguous choice in her life saving kylo? That's totally morally ambiguous because yeah, let's put let's put her up to light yagami and say, oh, yeah gray Version of being a jedi may actually have merit and even if it's right before he goes luke's back No, he isn't hugging. No, he's not. He's literally not there Knee down in anger and I'll always be with you. Oh threat that cuts right to your soul But it didn't because he went and attacked It's a yeah, it's a twist on what he said what kenobi said to vader Actually, it's an emotional promise to kylo. That's a twist on ben kenobi. He's he's saying you kill me. It's okay I'm gonna be with you in your heart and that's nice, but it's kind of weird after all those Sort of jabs he gave kylo. He's like lol everything he just said was wrong But I love you Okay, he's threat to vader Yeah Deliberate skit of his feet as if drawing the blood he thinks he created with that stroke Um, maybe Again like fine That visually it's good. I mean Is anyone arguing that this movie is visually bad? I don't I mean wolf was 50 50 on that. I believe were you? I well when I first came back from the movie I was that that movie looked incredible and then when I watched it again I was like, oh There's a lot more issues with this and I thought Yeah, can you name a couple? I'm just curious. Uh, I know But Kanto bite is just ugly as hell. Yeah, okay. Yeah That's true. It looks like a prequel movie. Yeah, it looks like episode one to you Lightsabers cauterize wounds. There would be no blood spray. That's true. Yeah, shut up Doesn't match the narrative. Christ. How does Every I hate to sound like we're on record, but it's like everything that Zinnimuson says is wrong. Hey, he said the He's actually recognized 102 floors Yeah, he's he's pointed them out and then tried to immediately cover them up with some superficial good-looking piece of nonsense or Bad-ass good guy in a few minutes he channels both obi-wan and han bringing everything full circle. Oh my god, you're reaching so hot Wow, I just picture him like That makes this good just reach a little bit Whereas previous star wars films may have struggled with pain to yells. Let's say rey and kylo do not Sorry, what was this point? So she's a reying they yeah, and I should care why yeah people sucked at yelling in the other movies And then this one's good at yelling in this one. Okay fine One last moment of staring out at a double sun horizon is a very aproposendo But don't worry. This isn't the last one really more probably obvious But no one who vanishes into the force has ever gone forever I mean, I I liked it. It's just it needs to be in a better film. What happened to fucking mace windew Yeah, he didn't exactly vanish I want that edit where he has this emotional if you Like you just fade away and then you oh, okay. Oh that's what that's what he meant I want the edit. We're in a fantastic final shot for the entire like nine films. Yeah That's where I was the last thing before the final credits I think so. Yeah, it's great. But yeah, it's a great scene for a great movie that it's not in a great movie though Right. I know and it's in the eighth movie. Like what the fuck Yeah, we Luke is returning after this scene which feels awkward to me, but hey, whatever Yeah, you know if Luke died this way, I wouldn't mind it. It's just the way that it happened that makes me lose my mind Yeah, I uh, I want that edit where he has this emotional description for how a Jedi dies They never really gone and then just rags his reaction with the clip of mace windew just getting booped out of fucking widow What about mace windew? You know, someone's someone's probably going to do that Just it's so fundamentally like it's such a profound statement. It's ruined by some guy going. What about this? God, we had a guy. We literally just had a guy in the span of an hour draw Kyle sarah So I imagine that before the end of the night. We're going to have Exactly that video sent to us Kyle I like this little hint that it was more than just snokes bridge more importantly Ray shuts the door on her past when kylo so clearly could not what do you mean? She shuts the door on him not a past She's looking at him She's done which is part of like snokes dad. So how is the bridge still going? What do you mean? She shuts the door in her past. What do you mean crate his crate rays past leaving God write that down for the april fools video I'm going to shut the door on my past I mean, I'll put that in just for you I'm gonna say uh close the door because they were as a critic I have decided to shut the door on my past I Cannot wait for your April fools video. Holy shit. Be pure tizam at this point Well now in finna name being better sister in the next movie at least we have love interest for everyone. Whoa Brother and sister love interests I'm still waiting for pox finn I see the resemblance but Brother and sister love interests Am I not the only one that's picking this up? That's a bit of a strange thing to say The lannisters send their approval Why would he how would he miss that unless it's part that is it a joke? I don't even know at this point whenever I don't understand a part of a video I need a note on my pc that says ask if it's a joke because that might be it Luke is gone, but it wasn't sadness or pain. It was Peace and purpose. Yes. Tell us because you couldn't show it. Tell us Fucking it's a huge part. Why I hate the last Jedi as well every theme every Everything about the subtext is plowed into the dialogue I sure wish they rescued us from slavery instead of those animal things. Oh, I know but we can't talk about anymore Yeah, he coming back We got and how the fuck did this story spread so quickly and to these people How is that even possible? Like I said in my video I just love the idea that the stormtroopers spread it because they're like, yeah, we saw this guy Like he just anyone may be a Jedi. I don't mean anyone What's this about the Jedi? I thought you said earlier the force don't belong in the jet But he was wrong about No matter it's what he says what he said Apparently the young Turks have supported the er is a anti-semitic Of course, of course, of course Someone said a group called the young Turks accusing anyone of Oh, yeah, I feel really sad about that man because like he always was so happy that he got the shout out And now this is what's happening. I feel sad about it. I've loved his video. Nothing good can ever just happen On youtube anymore. You have to have some fucking sjw's man I'm trying to drag you down tear you down remove the success that you built up accuse you of some Shit that obviously isn't true. They want to try to ruin your life. They want to take away your platform They want to take away your audience from you because that's what these people fucking do the only time they're terrible disgusting people That's what they fucking do the only time I know anything about the young Turks is seeing Compilations of their reactions to when people get elected because it's hilarious There was a new one for the the 2018 election Or whatever people got voted. It was just them losing their shit again They don't seem to have a good reputation from what I know but maybe that's because I don't know The young Turks don't have a good reputation among people who aren't like rabid sjw's We need a meme folder. Look at this That's amazing, but can I show it for oh, yeah terminator two three p.o That's the fucking cold dead face though T three p.o I will be back I've wrestled for well almost a year now with Truth be told I started writing this script on December 16th 2017 and have been adding anything deleting tweaking rewording and otherwise Just trying to get this right since then. I can't even tell you how many words. I've written about this movie Just kidding. There's a little over 14,000 to speak. It's not a lot of that was because something I had and I just had it I found out that a lot of the same ideas come to me. Yeah, I've lost any ability to even control How many words I've written about this Is my stream still going that's a concern Yeah, it still shows it going on my end. All right, that's something. Oh god. I gotta cycle past all the michael siras To get to to get to the link Um, oh, yeah, let me put the C3 Oh, is the second one. Yeah, give me one second. I am Sorting out getting watched together back apparently just died on me uh-oh How long have we been going for? a while Needy five hours What am I hearing? Oh, oh the the the things started playing videos not working for me like even a little bit All right, it should be at 22 23 Um, I might have to make a new room at this point because it's Yeah, it's the universe telling us the e-fap has come to a net Kill it if you have to it will never be worse than this All right, I'm gonna try and make a new room if that doesn't work Watch together might be dead for me. And if that's the case, we might have to stop which Might be a shame because I think he's about to get to a substantive argument Discord has discord has screen share Oh, yeah, but I'm not set up for it. Like I don't know how much what kind of like I could maybe do it for the next one, but yeah, uh Watch together just not working. Like I am trying to boop new rooms and the video is just dead I'm both by no realms Why you do this? Well, do it. I'm gonna use the loop All right I mean, we could do a part two to tackle the other half of this video Maybe that makes sense considering this a pretty solid halfway point and we're at four hours 44 What do you reckon wouldn't be the first time we've done it? Yeah, we we've decided then that we will split into two mainly because of the fact that I can't get watched together to work right now I got tired like two and a half hours ago to be honest Um, it's it's but you know, he made he made lots of good arguments. You agree with that, right? No, what? Racist I don't like people who like films. Um, someone said that we efab too hard Oh, my chat all just loaded all chafed in red now. It's horrible. Yeah. Oh, no Yeah, my chat just reloaded. Maybe watch together works Oh I think I think it is Dude logic say anything for this stream, uh for the first half I've read okay, so it's working again now. So now I don't know what to do Someone then the chat said TYT heard you were talking shit I I got food on the way. So I will have my energy back for some more fapping if you continue Uh, if not then then I will wait food downstairs, too Okay, I'm trying to think of all the best way to do I'll I'll read the super chats till I get to the end of them And there's a lot so that'll probably Square out for an ending we could take a break into a pot, too. Would you guys be okay with that or? Yeah, I could do yeah rags if he's not here is he okay I'll have more energy after food. I will present that argument for rags as well once he's back I'll just read super chats for now. So, um, we'll join rags. We'll do what you tell him to do He's a good boy Maybe you know he got off from treats. Um I rags go home rag. You're drunk. I rags rags. Do the gay Balsaw Galactica did being chased by a superior force also Why not use the b-wings bombers or the y-wings because they weren't thematically accurate you need them to be This new thing that ryan johnson's invented. I leave for two hours and you're only four minutes in that's that's true My watch together is working again now, but I was gonna say What was your thoughts on taking a break and then possibly doing a part two for the second half of this video rags Um, I would need to like Eating stuff. Uh, well logic and we'll both want to have food. So Yeah, I yeah, so we could do like a half an hour even an hour break if you really wanted If that hello Yeah, yeah works for me. All right. Well in that case, um I'll read the rest of these and then we'll close out and uh, we might come back. It's not a guarantee. That's all. That's how I'll put it Pleasant Thanos might stab his fingers in the time that we're gone. Yes Uh, pleasantly surprised to see this. Love your work. Thank you. Howdy. Howdy came in late I just want to say again. I love you guys and cute with the excellent work. Thank you Wolf, please make a video on force unleash two. I started playing it again and recently and holy shit I found how much I hated the gorg fight. Actually, no, I hated the second mission in general Oh man, I played the force unleash two shortly after I came out with my first force unleashed video because I was like, oh, maybe I like it better No, no, no, it was so much worse than I remembered it being I might make a video on it someday, but Yeah, I don't have any plans for that right now. Can I point something out here? Yeah, hold on. I have a phone call It's a nice ring. So do you got like Uh, you just don't understand the deep your mama theme of star wars, of course the light side of the force has green Yeah, yeah, I have a generic ringtone. It's fantastic. Well, that was quick I'll be right back Um And the dark side has cookies which one would you join based on that so cookies or milk guys Well milk can have soy in it. So I'm gonna say cookies cookies could be made with soy stuff. Maybe less Uh less I don't know it might not happen Oh, this is uh, so this is from fury gods. Hey wolf if you want things to help in the video You're planning on making for razor fist. Talk about how he blocks people from moderately disagreeing with him on twitter I know about that it Honestly doesn't shock me since he's a steven molla new fan and he blocked me too, but uh, you racist I don't care. He's an idiot either way But I I'm going to pretty much stay clear of like any personal stuff and just address His terrible arguments in regards to the witcher and el rick. So I'm probably not going to address that. I don't think it's really pertinent Uh, avengers for the quest for peace Watch anti trekker. He does Give an interesting reason why lair did slash could survive in space and he hated the last Jedi Fair enough Merry Christmas. You spanky little boys. Beautiful. I'm new. So I've been binge watching the lore I just finished the gerona genisa podcast. He starred new stream. Also, where is wolf coming back? I'm assuming that's related to the videos as opposed to efab because obviously he's right here Yeah, uh, I don't know Not sure he's not sure. Uh, if er dies we riot. That's true Reparta, why do you think critics love tlj so much are critics legit anymore? Our disney and other corporation stuff studios getting corrupt like studio system of 1930s. I love you. Uh, Possibly, you know, I just think this bad writing. I'm pretty sure disney want to make money well simultaneously Hoping to make good stuff. I imagine I imagine they want to do that All you do is nitpick bilbo swaggins. Beautiful. Don't have twitter sent you kylo michael at discord p.m. Oh I can't look at pms until I've finished streams. So um I guess we'll try and collect them or something and showcase them at some point Maybe I'll do that for the next episode actually. I'll collect them up and then we'll show them Uh, oh, more are you pure innocent soul? I know shammy's been brought before but he recently made a really well made overwatch versus paladin's video You guys should check out Oh, yeah, I saw it. I don't play overwatch. So I wouldn't be able to I don't know if it well It was a pretty good video either way I wish he made more than like one bit. He uploads less than er Uh, uh, upon seeing eric taxon's twitter not the dragon. I was expecting dildo baggins. I mean I think I'm referring to No, no, I just noticed the re in the title isn't mocking the autistic screeching from cinemas fans or something like that It's reply. Yeah, it's supposed to be reply. But if it's read I must leave due to a crap. Good luck, and I'll download this as soon as I get off and let's start a save er campaign I I seriously fucking hope they don't boot him off youtube. It's gonna be really sad The kill vader is to kill a part of himself thereby foreshadowing their relation to each other Yeah, I don't I didn't understand that bit of this video even a little bit Um er efap when well, I'll like I said I'll send him a message We'd like to have him on I'm pretty sure. Well, if you'd probably like that, right? Yeah, I've been watching him ever Go ahead guys guys guys stop bashing the movie. There's women in the film. Just look at the women Well, the women aren't very attractive. So That's true I thought luke's face in the helmet was the dark side showing luke that he had an evil in him luke Being an optimist instead saw the good invader. That's I think that's a fair interpretation as well Like I said, I just thought of it as you kill vader. You could easily become vader Uh ties in more to this does the next episode if you will his kylo call is dick the dividing driver Don't um possibly Very well, my any thoughts on jarrod not being in youtube rewind That would have been amazing. It's just one of many reasons why youtube rewind is immensely disappointing You guys should do an efab on in defense of the last jedi with movies with mikey It's a doozy kind of similar to just rice videos. We did cover his infinity war one. Um You know, maybe one day we'll get around to the last jedi one since that seems to be what's going to be consistent about efab as we cover um Last jedi videos every once in a while We're gonna cover the last jedi until episode 12 comes out. Why would we stop then? Uh, mary christmas force lightning is a dark side power That's yeah, but fuck it whatever Anyone can do it now roses the mole the whole time change my mind Dude, if she turned out to be evil in episode nine There's so many things jj could do. That's why I'm excited to see died. I'm just like how much you could have Fuck over riot. I'm curious You guys hear the er is being hunted down by the msm Pewds shout out is causing him grief. Yeah Yeah, the verge made an article on it Stupid going to crate sends him into a hole with next to no resources. No one answered their beacon Also, where is ghost anakin to set his grandson right? If you just ignore the other films this what was it quinton said this is only a sequel if you interpret it that way I don't know if logic. Yeah, something something something to that effect Such a good line. Uh gas the jar was just She does push his bicep with a forearm to block Pushes bicep with a forearm with the way we had it paused. He's clearly free to push forward though And you just yeah, yeah, I saw that super chat before Um, and we've replayed the clip. It doesn't look like that besides she was struggling to Even keep him back at all and she just totally let go. I don't think anything was going to Really affect that Come on guys stopped caring We know rey's father is it's the riddler from batman because she's obviously an enigma in this story Edward nigma get it nigma get You guys need to see batman You got no have you not seen batman forever? Are you not are you not cultured? No old shoe markers masterpiece The greatest batman. No, okay. I'm good the argument that always drives me crazy is rey shows that anyone can be powerful These people are falling over for the same trick as the lottery it Star Wars The idea that everybody is super force powerful. How much would that just ruin star wars? I feel like everyone's running around with super force powers Nor is supposed to be about supposed to be about training and earning those powers But whatever. I think the hair joke was a reference to space balls. You know that they shot my hairline Hmm, uh, which one was that in his video? I mean I think he was talking about uh burning Roses hair during the execution scene Yeah, one person out of billions was randomly selected to be space jesus. That's not relatable. It's impossible It's totally relatable happy boxing day not quite boxing day, but Thanks on crate. Why didn't they just barricade? Oh, yeah, we did respond to that one Uh horror movie spin-off idea ben solos weird uncle peed peed on him in his sleep. Oh peeped on him. Sorry Relentlessly Jedi Academy continues to peep on him in death Episode nine's gonna have it. I'm gonna peed on him relentlessly. I'm half expect I'm half expecting a scene in episode nine where he's like Alone kylo and then luke appears as a force ghost to fucking have a conversation And it'll just it'll just raise the question of where the hell the force goes bid But whatever unrelated the verge just wrote an er hit piece calling him anti-semitic and the young toks agreed shocking. Yeah I'll give you two dollars to come back. Oh, wait. Mola. Did you know you mumble when you sleep? Oh It's creepy very creepy who cares who Darth Vader was just some tall guy in a robosuit Exactly might might want to lock yourself in a different room tonight. Mola and I did it. That's all a super chat Successful, so we're gonna close out on halfway through this video or at least Yeah, that's nearly halfway Um someone said every frame paused relentlessly I mean that would describe this one 22 minutes in five hours. That's that's our worst. That's our worst probable rate ever, but uh This this was exhausting Come back for part two. It'll be more exhausting But at least I'll have some fucking burritos in me and they say that youtubers don't do work Exactly So thank you all for watching and for your kind donations and of course Thank you logic for being a guest only to suffer through even more soon enough potentially Yeah, yeah, I'll try to talk more once I actually have like a brain from food Food brain. Yeah, I haven't I haven't eaten really. I had some chips. We all we all need energies. Yeah Yeah, I've had some problems concentrating because I've been like hungry I've had a sandwich today and that's about it. Yeah Yes, thank you all folks and we shall see you next time Mm-hmm. Good day. Goodbye