 Chad, I'm at a huge mistake. This is a whole debacle. I'm telling you, man. I don't even know if we're gonna be able to make a YouTube video out of this. It's so confusing. I mean, I've been here for four hours. This was a complete nightmare. He's so deep in the evil round, am I? Excellent timing, true soul. The goblins, tell me how they suffered. No, better yet, show me. Her mind enters yours abruptly, flickering across your memories in a blaze of excitement. Tons of psychic flame lap at the memory of the goblins dying by your hand. I see you like to handle underlings physically. So do I. Sounds like being your underling would be quite enjoyable. For a while, but I get bored of people awfully quickly. I feel like I'm making a mistake. Parts the folds of your mind again, touching your wants and hopes, tasting them. Every emotion soaks into her mind's palette, but there is purpose to her exploration. She is searching for proof of faith. Come on, can I flip this the other way? Distract her with the thoughts of your romantic desires? What, dude? Dude, imagine reading somebody's mind, but they're just a couver. It's like, ugh. Okay, okay, I'll do this one. No! Are you trying to impress me with your dalliances? Please. I've lain with everything from an ogre to an ooze. You don't measure up to either. I hope you're a better funset than mine. What are you thinking about? I have a mission for you, direct from General Thorne. That's it. Play along. The closer you can get to the general, the closer you'll be to the general. Wait, you guys want me to re-roll? Does the game let you sleep with her? No spoiler, no clue. Dude, I want to, what I want to do is I want to like, dude, you should seduce the bad guy, and then they're like, they're gonna sleep with you, but then you kill them. Okay, let's see what it says. I see you've been rejected in the past. Do not. The absolute loves you. And that is all that truly matters. I have already been blessed to stand in her presence. It was bliss. She gave me everything I wanted. Everything? What exactly do you want? To take without asking. To feel without doubting. And to kill without consequence. In a word, freedom. It's a little abstract, show me something real. Why not? You can point in power if you don't get to have a little fun every now and again. She gave me the power to cut the thread of life with a thought. What? But I can caress as well as cut. That's why you should stay on my good side. That's it. Play along. The closer you can get to the general, the closer you'll be to the answers. See, it's all part of the plan. It's all part of the plan, Chad. I live to serve. What do I need to do? There is a relic that General Thorn requires. He sent his most trusted advisor, disciple Balthazar, to retrieve it. The relic is beneath the Thorn family mausoleum. That is where you will find Balthazar. But we have lost contact with him. What a fucking liar, dude. What a fucking weasley little liar, dude. What if Balthazar is dead? Death would not silence Balthazar for long. But dead or alive, he is lost. Whatever has become of him, it is the relic that matters. Talking of this relic makes you anxious. Why is that? Is Peter Parker's boss inspired? Wait, J.K. Simmons is the guy? Oh, it is. About a man who sold himself piece by piece and did not break. He could not break. His daughter needed... Dude! Why bought Baldur's Gate 3 even though I'm not going to play? Guys, it's me. Dude, easy one million views, dude. The relic must hold to be of such importance. The relic is vital that Ketherick's plans. He should be giving them more support. Fine. Talk to the bugbear quartermaster. Tell him he's to share my secret stash with you. Balthazar's room key. Okay, we used Balthazar's room key. What a second. Hold on. This is Balthazar's room. There's a bunch of dead people in here. Okay, can you, like, knock on the door? This is a restricted area. Time to explain yourself. Well, this guard will be restricting you to a cell. Uh, let's go with persuasion. Oh, my gosh. I need 22. How much? Act quiescent fall out of prison. Wait, the rest of them are here. Rip all your gear. Wait, what? Must be close. That must be where the tadpoles are coming from. Wait, what? What are you doing? Uh, maybe I should load. But this is so interesting. Sometimes I just want to do the bad thing. I mean, I don't actually do bad things. I just want to see the bad things. Okay. So I'm going to try and steal my stuff back. Don't speak to the prisoners. The absolute forbidden... Wait, what? So they don't even know that I'm a prisoner? Nimble, check for gaps, cracks, anything to leverage the rock. Nichols. Your conversation has been cut short. These prisoners are for disciple Balthazar's attention only. Oh, what are the prisoners going to do? Talk me to death? I got it. Oh, my gosh, I got it. Your reasoning is hard to argue with. You're free to speak to the prisoners. You ordered that guard about as if you were the absolute herself. What do you want with us? Exactly. I'm here to help you escape. Huh. And why would you be so inclined? Oh, the vengeance persuasion. Helping you hurts the absolute, and I take pleasure in that. Oh, yeah, this is the gnome from earlier. This is the gnome from Grimforge. Oh, my gosh. Dude, this is the gnome from Grimforge he was talking about. Oh, my gosh, that's crazy. Remind me to stay on your good side. I reckon you and I were meant to meet. I'm Wilburin. That's fair, and pleasure to meet you. We've got a plan for us and the Tieflings both. But we're scuppered without the right equipment. We need tools, that head case of a warden, Rob Dowers, but anything that breaks rock will do. Even if it's not iron hand quality. Whatever you find, throw it through the bars. But for the love of God, make sure God doesn't see you. We're both done for. Oh, my gosh, dude, this is crazy, dude. We heard about this guy a few days ago. Like, like literally like two or three. These are the Tieflings from the Cam from Act One. Wait, really? What is this scrying eye do? The eye focuses on you, taking in every detail of your appearance. How? As far as you can tell, it is a simple construct designed to provide additional security. You can group up with your party so they can come and fight. Critical mess? Or you can not keep each solo. Wait, what? The warden? Level nine, the warden? Wait, she just teleported up here. Dude, I might be able to win this, man. Have I dodged this, which I will? Okay. Wait, what the? I'm dead, bro. What the? Dude, I was already dead on the ground. She shoved me out of the wall. What the frick, dude? Reloading will not make people forget the day you lost to a ball. Dude, why? Dude, it was so hard for me to hit this thing, dude. This thing was so hard for me to hit. Why? I'm serious. I think I can kill her with the Halberd. Lacerate. Big crit. Okay, dude, I got this. Great weapon attack as well. Oh my gosh. Yes, dude. Dude. I don't even have Divine Smite. Missile Snaring. Critical hit. Dude, kill me and you'll be hunted down like a dog. Oh, I had the great weapon. I keep forgetting, dude. Oh, no. They're all coming for me. Oh, no. Thunder Wave. Yes. Yes. Huge Thunder Wave, dude. Huge Thunder Wave. Knocked him out. The Warden is dead. Summon the Guardian of Faith. Oh, no. Okay, I'm going to try and push her off. Okay, that didn't work. Okay, what do we do? A rush attack here. Saved. Oh, no. Hold your turn and bring your group. Guys, just trust the process. Okay? Trust the process. I got this. Hello. I sure hope I don't go to prison. This is a restricted area. Okay. I'm telling you the vanilla brain is just going haywire. Trust me. The fricking, this is like fricking old, like old S-Fan vanilla brain. Coming out of the world. Oh, no. I would hate to go to jail. Oh, no. I lost all my gear. Or did I? What rings you got, bitch? I got havels. I got favorite protection. That's what you do now. Man, I hope I don't go to jail again. This is a restricted area. Time to go to prison. Why are so many people breaking the rules today? This is weird, man. Chad, is this cool the way we're doing this? Stop. Okay. I'm just, I don't want, I don't want to ungroup. Okay. I just don't like, it's like a personal thing. Okay. We're all stealth mode. Damn straight. Without me, everything will be for you. Wait, what the hell? Can Gail just walk here? These guys are not aggro to them? That is convenient. Let me tell you. Do we give them the big thunder wave? I feel like we want to get their loot. Greed, yeah. This is what it is. Let's say we throw water here. They're like, oh no, you got us wet. What do we do? And then I'm like, you do this, bitch. How low do they get? Oh my gosh, they're almost all dead. I said one of them didn't get hit. All right. Joining the squad. Hell yeah. Now they got to come down. Stop this or my friends won't rest until they avenge me. Okay. They're like kind of cringing. Okay. They sure know. They sure know. Miss, miss. Oh my gosh, we just leveled, dude. Oh, he's going all the way around. Oh, that's so funny, dude. Dude, we totally knocked this person out of the fight. Oh my gosh. Shadow just got real. Oh my gosh, huge. Okay. Oh, he missed the thunderous smite. Oh, he missed again. No way. Big mass healing word. Look at their health. 29, 12, 18, 51. I go big mass healing word. Oh my gosh, dude. You're level six. Why are you doing act two and stuff? They're coming down. Dude, their healing is nuts. We need to focus on one guy. I'm going to focus on zero. Okay, that sucked. Okay, I'm really sucked. Oh my gosh, that was kind of bad. Okay, so hopefully we can just focus fire at this guy. Dude, I needed her to survive so bad. Critical miss. Huge. Okay, S-Fan gets shoved. Dude, these guys lay on hands for so much. Dude, I should level these guys. Can I level these guys mid-combat? I really need Shadowheart to stay alive. Come on, Shadowheart, please. Dude, S-Fan's getting every miss in the world, dude. Okay, Void-Bulled. That might have been terrible. Why is this thing just yo-ing, moonrise, little six? Because I just got stuck here and I was just going. Okay. Wait, did she just summon another one of these? Nice. Big A we heal. Disarming attack. Oh, laser insta- insta-rez because of that item, because of her sword, because of her mace. Dude, they took all of our stuff. Where'd they put all of our stuff? Okay. No, we have to load. I am thinking this might be, I think, the orb out for a situation. Okay, I have to hope they miss or else I'm dead. Oh, my gosh. Bullet dodged. Okay, nice. Miss, miss. Dude, a lot of misses. Oh, my gosh. It's everybody's whipping hard. And you're going to miss your step later. Okay, so we're going to go Sunbeam here. Send it. Huge Sunbeam. Level up out of it. Then Gale with a big lightning bolt. So we're doubling this up with a big beam. Okay, they're low. And then I'm going to go action search here. And she can actually clean up. Okay, she's actually going to clean up on- clean up near them. Come on. One more hit. One more hit, 91% chance. Nice. Near them is dead. So that's one. Dude, I'm telling you, man, this has been absolutely crazy, dude. Chat, everybody tap hog. I missed. I missed again, dude. Okay, now this is the big play. I do a mass healing ward on everybody. And then I also do a preserve life on everybody. Big AoE heal. What I'm hoping that does, I would have liked to do a bless, but I couldn't pull it off. Okay, so we're going to go disarming attack on him. Disarming attack on him again. Okay, big Thunder Wave. Okay, after that chest. This is great. If I do this, this is crazy. I'm going to try to. Okay, intern. Okay, well, that's unfortunate. Big bless. AoE heal. Okay, that was a big time. I think this is going to be a huge one. Okay, that was explosive because we had a smoke powder satchel on it too. I'm going to step out here behind the fire to save, like, you know, to reposition. I'm going to try and disarm. Disarm save. Okay, well, that was a horrible idea. That was really good. Dude, this whole thing might just be a massive mistake. Oh my gosh. Yes, yes. Attack 17 to 29 damage. Please, man. Thank you. Oh my gosh, dude. That's a big crit, but he's going to get healed. Dude, Shadow Heart is dodging everything. Maybe we just do aid and increase everybody's health by 5. Honestly, that 5 HP is probably important. He's going to have fireball. He does, but he keeps dying. Oh my gosh, dude, I needed his attacks so bad, man. Oh, he was going to finish for me. Okay, we're going to go for broke here. Okay. Please, come on, Thunder Wave, I need you bad. Okay, we got one. Yeah, dude. Chad, I made a huge mistake. Does this have horrible repercussions, by the way, the fact that I'm killing all these people? Dude, this might be a... This is a whole debacle, I'm telling you, man. This is going to be so... I don't even know if we're going to be able to make a YouTube video out of this. It's so confusing. I mean, I've been here for four hours. I just realized you're doing a whole quest line. I accidentally skipped. Now, man, I missed it. Yeah, I'm in a pickle. Okay, I have to get my stuff. Oh, nothing to see here. Mr. Scrying Orb or whatever. Wait, what happened? Come on. What's happening? Aw, frick. Thank God. Dude, actually, I think we're looking good, dude. Man, how do we make these guys, like, actually get hit? 51% chance. Dude, you got to be kidding me, dude. Dude, they're actually going to get away, dude. Dude, we're actually going to help them get away. This is crazy. Okay. Please push. Pushing attack. Okay, let's try this one. Miss. Pushing attack. Come on, man. Send them. Oh, dude, I missed three pushes in a row. No, I'm not an oathbreaker, but I think I might have got myself into a predicament tonight, which is not good. I try to fake side with the bad guys to get in there, and then, next thing you know, I'm in this mess of a situation. Nice. Dude, miss critical miss. Dude, I have no idea how. Dude, how, man? Dude, I've missed eight attacks in a row, man. At this point, I want to have better, like, killing them. There's no, there's an 80% chance to hit. Save from the push twice. Is he pushable? I pushed everybody else. Well, at this point, I'll just kill them. Because the push obviously isn't working, but 96%... There you go. Finally, man. Oh, my goodness. Dude, that took five hours. I'm pretty sure. That actually took like four, legitimately, like four to five hours. I have no idea. My goodness, dude. That took so long. It's finally over. You're the only person in the world who's done this? True. I did this the most ridiculous, confusing way possible. How come S-Fan is wanted for killing a guard but nobody else is, even though literally everybody else just killed a guard? Okay, so I guess this place is a wrap, right? Like, is it GG's? Okay, dude, it took forever. This place was an absolute nightmare, and we had to cheese it by trying to kick people off a bunch, but... Boat's good to go. I think we've pretty much... My plan for now is to hide out on the water. Unless you have a better idea. I think we've pretty much done this in a way almost nobody else has, because this was a complete nightmare. I'm gonna join them on the boat and we'll see what happens. Because I think that's the only way we're getting out of here. Yeah, I made that way harder. The darkness has brought you to land at last. Hold that! You can't just land and start unloading strangers. They're procedures, dammit. No one gets in without being tested. Commander Jahira's ordered. We'll process this lot, but you need to come with me. The commander will want a word. Guard insists that you meet with... their leader, a harperer by the name of Jahira. So that's the plan chat. We're gonna meet with Jahira. And we're gonna meet with the harpers. We finally made it out of here. I'm exhausted. I'm tired. But I hope you guys enjoyed. YouTube, Instagram, Discord, Reddit, Twitch, Twitter. Everything is S-Pan TV. I hope you guys enjoyed the stream. If you guys watched it on YouTube, I hope you guys enjoyed the video. Baldur's Gate 3 has been amazing. You guys have been loving the videos. I know this one was crazy. I'm glad you guys are enjoying it so much. I will see you guys next time. I'm afraid.