 Yo, what's up, YouTube welcome back to the living room where the October's and we're checking out episode seven and eight of Game of Thrones season five The high sparrow is in the building things are really shaken up and I had to shave my head because my freaking veins were looking like string beans and I just needed to do something different I went and I got my hair cut by this really nice lady and Every since that day. I've been I went back twice and got it cut. It just hasn't been looking right It's been looking terrible. So we just needed to shave it and set it back to factory settings basically so thanks for helping me I really appreciate that I got a couple cuts on the forehead I don't know if y'all can tell I don't know man, but it's fresh out there. It's fresh. It's a fresh haircut I still have all the red marks and stuff. So thank you. Thank you for that. You're welcome. She was in there like Just Didn't you know Oh my god, she's I thought I had but I thought it was supposed to look bald or something I was applying some she was putting like 28 pounds of pressure on my head. I thought she's gonna break the freaking guide I was like, are you kidding me, bro? What are you doing? I'm telling you I got where's my cuts You guys don't care about this. Don't worry about it. Y'all want to watch game of thrones the gift season set So I mean season five episode seven the gift. I forgot how good this was getting yeah And guys if you're on YouTube just so you guys know we're definitely watching the recaps and stuff before we get Yep. Yeah, hi. I Am always hype I'm dreading the fact that we're like getting close to being done with a series. I know it's like coming, you know Just like winter is coming the end is coming Let me know in the comments How many of you guys put this junk on before you go to sleep just because you love the familiarity of it You know what I'm saying because I feel like when this series is done I could see myself putting it on again for sure, right? That's my personality type, too That's why I don't watch I don't watch a lot of things that are like, you know You watch one thing and watch it 16 times. Yeah, like I've watched me girls probably like more times than like I can count They make it seem so small and just nice Well, so far it has been small and nice, right? Yeah But it seems like such a small little place on this map I think someone told us it was like if we think of like Argentina that's where Dorn is maybe Yeah, sort of it up. It's like a it's like a Spanish country. Yeah over and sort of gave it away We're gonna that's risky Commando it is my duty to tell you I believe this mission to be reckless fool hardy and an insult to all the brothers who have died Fight in the wild as always. Thank you for your honesty. Oh Yeah, that little kid's mad at. Oh, yeah, he's not gonna like that safe travels Lord commander dragon glass Kill the white Walker. Oh, oh, yeah, I forgot about all that because Dennis knows about it. Oh Guys one of my favorite things to ever happen is these dudes wearing these black uniforms with the snow. It looks so cool. Yeah Oh Egg love like that one of the first things I remember his little brother a gun he he became king He'd the warning ghillie flower, right? I'd be scared even be by Sansa I wouldn't want nothing to do with her vowel zone. He might whoop his butt. Well Ramsey might walk in there and decided torture him over it Oh, yeah, what's he doing? I don't want me Sansa not theon related Help me or his wife. No. Oh This is so scary. Do he says do he says it will hurt you. He really hurts me every night. It can always be worse Look at her Help me You don't know him my family still has friends in the north all I need to do is give a signal and they'll rescue me Climb to the top of the broken tower Like this candle and put us in the window promise me neon Your name is the on great joy last surviving son of Bailong great joy lord of the iron islands Do you hear me? Yeah, you pay the iron price Theon promise me Whoa, let's see this is game of thrones. He's gonna get caught and losing. Oh my god. This is so intense He just has the candle just chillin I'm so nervous Like a mega popcorn over there Yes, Rick. Oh my god. Just saying if you need service message. Yeah, yeah, do you think he knows? Mother's looking for you Get some sleep Sam you'll have to speak for him tomorrow. I'll watch over him. I'm saying too He's always been good to me. I can't leave him now. Hey, I dream that I was old. I'm getting chills right now. Oh He came to us from King's Landing guys that was heartbreaking he and in the last moments of his life Like he was just young again. He was young again with his brother before all that tragedy happened all that horror happened He's in now and he said he saw himself old and he just it's almost like his brain slipped out of reality And just slipped past like almost like out of time man like out of the out of like That was wild man. That was so good back it up His name was a man Targaryen all Sam's taking it I hope it was from King's Landing a master of the Citadel chained and sworn sworn brother of the Knights watch ever faithful No, man was wiser or gentler or kinder a dozen Lord commanders came and went during his years of service But he was always there to counsel them He was the blood of the dragon, but now his fire has gone out and now his watch is ending and now Watching Death always signifies change in the show. It's like like everyone in the old generation. I told you it's all dying out It's cute. He caught his little brother egg. Mm-hmm. You're losing all your friends, darling. I used to like him for one episode What if he survives it cuz he's a dragon, maybe like for real, what if I didn't even think of that My beautiful wife, you know how pleased I was You've made me very happy our scouts report that Stannis Baratheon rides for Winterfell. He's a respected mother. She got a shame His troops are loyal tied thousands of foreign southswords to bolster his army But this storm the stroke of luck for us northern our people are used to fighting in front His army is out there now suffering in the snow one day I'll be Lord of Winterfell and warden of the north will be my lady warden Isn't your stepmother pregnant what of it what happens if she has a boy Then I'll have a baby brother. I'm Lord Bolton's eldest son But you're a bastard a true-born will always have the stronger claim. I'll tell you better chill Kira me. I've been naturalized by a royal decree from common Baratheon another bastard. Well, she's thinking big picture though Right she is she's playing the game bastards can rise high in the world like your half-brother John snow Born the bastard of Winterfell now the Lord come on News to her didn't know yes, he's done very well for himself. I need forgot why I asked you to join me Come my lady. Mm-hmm your northern friend Rick told me you wanted to leave when fellas your home That is tough, bro Heart gave out before I even got to face. Oh my god, dude. Bring my wife back to her chamber You should hold on to your candles. Oh I'm like I freaking am every time he kisses her. I want to hmm. He's such a demon So reek ran up there to go freakin snitch, dude. I was about to start calling him Theon again. I was this close Boy, reek the squeak as well. I'm start calling. It's low key though If Sanze escapes reeks going right back up there He's gonna get filleted up they're gonna figure out if he knows anything and he does so he did all I could do I understand that we're running out of food. We can't open the supply line The snow clears the storm crews rode off last night sell swords loyal to nothing but gold This isn't our time. We should head back to castle black when the snow clears I retreated from King's Landing, sir Davos if I retreat again I become the king who ran winter is coming if we march back to castle black We winter at castle black. It's better to wait for the right time than risk everything This is the right time and I will risk everything because if I don't we've lost we march to victory Or we march to defeat, but we gotta mark only forward. Yeah, what you got to say? She looking to the light. I'll be looking all up in that fire over this moment I've trusted in your visions in your prophecies for years You saw it yourself my king when you stared into the flames a great battle in the snow You trust yourself. I trust in the Lord. I have seen myself walk along the battlements of Winterfell I have seen the flayed man banners lower to the ground. Yes Easy there Stennis. I have shown you the power of King's blood the usurper Robb Stark The usurper Joffrey Baratheon. We don't have Robert's bastard here We have someone better and your blood runs through her veins Bleaches you doubt me after all that you've seen must be another way You must become king before the long night begins only you can lead the living against the dead All your life has led us to this moment of this decision. She's my daughter Please just don't do that. Are we talking leeches? Are we talking? No, he just said leeches and she said no There's only one way so I'm assuming he's gonna have to burn her. Oh, I we talking wicker man here And now I say no to that. I don't I don't like that. Stennis, please don't do that. Yeah, we can burn you Melisandre Come on, love. Give us a kiss leave me alone. Oh if you were my girl I won't leave you alone one little kiss I guess lonely garden wall don't need to be moved. Would you spawn a little affection? Get your hands off her with a Derek. I believe you both have guard duty tonight. I'm the slayer You're gonna slay me with that sword. What is handshake? Get back to your room lock the door. Oh My god, I'm warning you don't make them Somebody's got a walk in here in hell Sam Stab them Sam get your hands off. I killed a white walker. I killed a fan. I'll take my chances with you Sam the damn gladiator over here Hey I'm all right Dang now he passes it all Sam's the best. I know Next time you see something like that you leave it alone. I will not I don't know what they would have done. I know they would have killed you if ghosts haven't come. No, they were tiring out What kind of man would I be if I run away when I saw someone hurting you promise me whatever happens You'll take care of little Sam. Of course I will I'll take care of you too Stay Sam said I'm trying to see you in that ghillie suit You know, you know what a ghillie suit is like what you uh, you know, it was like you're in the bushes a ghillie suit No, her name is ghillie like a birthday suit. No Fine for the fighting pits my friend not your usual street tough or drunken pirate This one's a west or Rossi night from an ancient house trained in sword and lance He was first through the breach during the siege of spike slaughtering 50 men with his flaming sword He killed the great Karl Dragoon single combat bidding begins as well as gold It's whatever you say 15 gold 20 I hope he's nice You have to buy me as well. We're a team. I'm a great fighter, too It's funny. You have to give him that Oh Take him take him take him half price Tyrion do be weasel in his way don't even how would you think you pay for him? Three coins Oh, he's free now The sons of the half you'll stop killing because they'll lead it was made king Do you think a petty enough to speak ill of a man just because he represents competition? I do You're right. My motivations are entirely impure. It doesn't make me wrong. You told me yourself I can't fight enemies within and without so when enemies without come knocking I need the city of marine behind me. I have no choice Everyone has a choice even slaves have a choice death or slavery marry me instead Even if I wanted to do such an inadvisable thing. I couldn't you are queen you can do what you like It's like benefit her right? She has a master plan. She can't just do what she wants or it won't work She's saying she's essentially a slave to her ambition Can I make one more suggestion the day of the great games gather all the great masters and wise masters and worthy masters You can find and slaughter them all. Oh I am a queen not a butcher all rulers are either butchers or meat. Hmm. I don't know about all that Where would I find the high scepton or high sparrow or whatever full name he's got It's not as good a name as queen of soul salamit You should have the decency to stand when you speak to a lady You should have the decency to kneel before the guards don't spar with me little fellow a man of the people who does Cersei's dirty work for the people always do the dirty work bear me in the homilies I can smell a fraud from a mile away. I'm here for my grandson and granddaughter The father judges us all sons of high lords sons of fishermen if you break his laws you will be punished Don't you walk away from me? You don't give commands here, lady. I'll make you the richest scepton who ever lived I imagine this is strange for you, but I'm telling you a simple truth I serve the guards the guards demand justice. How do they communicate their demands by raven or horse by the holy text a 7-pointed star. I've read a 7-pointed star your grandchildren will be punished in the same manner as Anyone who breaks the sacred law and yet you punish laurus for shagging some perfume pumps and marjorie for defending her brother When house Tyrell stops sending our crops to the capital everyone here will starve and I'll make sure the hungry know who's to blame Have you ever sowed the field lady Elena? Have you ever reaped the grain alive? You are the few we are the many and When the many stop fearing the few that's about to blow up, bro He's so powerful. Well, it's funny because like all the elites like they don't answer to anyone Like they are like, you know the top of the food chain and then this dude comes along and they're not on the top anymore And they're freaking out that's from little finger starving yourself won't make things any better for her my love Oh, he's on hunger strike, bro. She's in a prison cell and there is nothing I can do Hmm. I am the king the queen is in prison and there is nothing I can do or to choose someone different to yell at No matter how strong you are sooner or later, you'll face circumstances beyond your control You cannot blame yourself for fate father brother your grandfather I was queen of the seven kingdoms and what could I do hold them as they left this world? I'll call in the army. I'll take back the set and kill every last one of them I'll start a war if I have to you know as well as I do who the first casualty of that war would be Yeah, you're queen. I love her. I can't help her. What is he supposed to do? Betray his mother must be strong for those we love we cannot give in to despair There must be something let me talk to him on your behalf. Mm-hmm the king cannot sully you'll try to help her Your happiness is all I want in this world. What is she did all that to win him back? Because you know how he's trying to send her off the cast really rock for you Anything to keep you from like make a huge problem. Just to save you from it. Yeah, just like save him The moment you came into this world Cersei's in a weird spot, bro Cuz she's responsible for this but she's also in a lot of pain at the fact that he's in pain She loves her children I was just saying wasn't supposed to happen that way. Why is it happening at all? Your mother's worried about you threats have been made. It's too dangerous for you. I've come to take you home This is my home. This has been my home for years. I didn't want to come here I did my duty and now she's forcing me to go back. It's for your own good. I love Tristan I'm going to marry him and we're staying right here. You don't know me She's like Sansa was when we first started the series, right? Well, she's like happy there and she's like you're actually in love Why is he making this song? He's got a good voice. We're lucky. He's a singer. If he were a fighter, we might have been in trouble Wouldn't feel right to leave dawn without a new scar. You think you're leaving Dorn Don't miss women are the most beautiful women in the world. Thank you. I said don't miss women. I didn't say you Who's the most beautiful woman in the world? Oh, no, sorry They're tricky with those that poison, right? I thought that she had like a curse on her titties or something What the heck I'm sorry about the locale No, you're not felt like the safest place not for your clientele clearly It was an establishment like no other Desires that didn't even exist until we invented them past is the past the future It's all that's worth discussing the future of house Tarell. Don't pretend to have any concern for my house I should have known you'd return to the capital as soon as things started to go wrong I promise you I promise you Lord Baylish that our fates are joined together We murdered a king if my house should fall I will have nothing to hide Do you deny a part in all this? Cersei summoned me to King's Landing I dare not refuse her and what did she want piece of information? She knew that I had but I have other information of which she is unaware As you say our interests are aligned. I have a gift for you same kind I gave Cersei a handsome young man. Any worthy fighters have died trying to make it to the great games This is like gladiator. Yeah Triumph here you will fight at the great pit of does not get self in front of the queen So whatever happens the gods have smiled upon you today. You better get in front of that Queen Your lies actually start to mean something Boy Tyrion goes through it doesn't he sitting through the great games will be bad enough Oh, so she's about to see them. What is there the honor? Yes, you never expected Jordan one of the fighters in the games that she allowed Your glory He said a queen's hair man loves that woman She's not doing it at all. Yeah, but she didn't mind it that much when the cows were doing it Your grace sacrifice more than enough Oh god, he needs to go out there. What are you doing? Oh That interest yeah, because he's Scottish looking vigilante Or you free my brother. Oh My gosh, I'm so nervous for some reason you think she's about to make them dragon food Yes Who are you? I am the gift. It's a pleasure to meet you your grace. My name is Tyrion Lannister. Wow It's so cool seeing that bridge connects, you know, oh, yeah I'm excited for the for that to see what she does with that. Oh, that's not who you want to see This is horrible unacceptable. Are they feeding you enough at least I brought you this. It's quite good I had it myself for supper only last night. We did everything we could from the moment It took your brother Tom and even went to the set himself to confront the iceberg. I know you did this We are making every effort where to you by all this is the game. They were playing To you one knows that Innocence decency concern, you're not very good at those. I'm afraid you're upset. You're not thinking clearly I don't want to see you again. I've been told men often go mad in the black cells beneath the red keep She likes that. Yeah, she's ahead on the scorecard right now. Oh my gosh Yes, and her accommodations seem sufficient. What happens to her now? A trial will be held for each of them. You'll stand judge Seven septums as it was in all trials before the Targaryen one or both of them were to confess before the trial And they will become the mother's mercy. What does the mother's mercy entail? It depends upon the situation Thank you. I said for bringing them whatever justice they deserve in the eyes of the seven Did you know this chapel is one of the oldest structures in king's land? Baila built his sept around it. We'll carve this altar. Do you know? I'm afraid I don't know. No one does There's no name on it or anywhere else in the chapel Now the people who built this place didn't inflict their vanity on those who came after them Their faith was clean strip away the gold and the ornaments knock down the statues and the pillars And this is what remains something simple solid and true Tyrell's finery will be stripped away their lies knocked down And so it will be for all of us high and low alike What will we find when we strip away your finery incest? Lots of it young man came to us not long ago He had so much to strip away, but piece by piece he unburdened himself Whancell yeah, let go of vanity pride sin now his soul is so light He will float through the seven heavens like a bird And he has much to say about you. Oh Is she about to be arrested right now? Oh, I hope do I hope so kind of because she's See this is why you don't sleep with your cousins and stuff sir. Right. Geez. I'll mix up intercourse and family Oh You would order her to let me go I am the queen. I am the queen. I'm not your way They just arrested like that. I guess so what's Tommy gonna do? Look at me. Look at my face. It's the last thing you'll see before you die. I freaking love Cersei, dude She's awesome Tell him Cersei like she just is like she was scared. Yeah, she didn't beg or anything. Oh my gosh Don't mess with the real one Loki Y'all don't try to catch the wrong sparrow. All right guys. That was crazy We're gonna hop into the next one so much to be said about that one But we'll save it towards the end but at the end of the day Cersei mess around and find out man That's why she shouldn't have went behind everybody's back and tried to bring in this weird little religious thing She's got she just thought she was exempt She thought her tail was exempt boy. She said I brought him on I'm exempt Yeah, you know Cersei definitely didn't see that coming man. She thought that she could bring them in there to basically like She was playing politics man. She wanted to punish our enemies and she just didn't apply the same logic to herself That was a mistake. She definitely she did. She should have had more awareness. Basically, right 100% Very weird. How do I know you are who you say you are? You are Tyrion Lannister Why shouldn't I kill you? May your family back for what it did to mine? You want revenge against the Lannisters? I am the greatest Lannister killer of our time So I should welcome you into my service because you murdered members of your own family into your service your grace We have only just met it's too soon to know if you deserve my service If you'd rather return to the fighting pits just say the word Right. When I was a young man, I heard a story about a baby born during the worst storm in living memory She had no wealth, no lands, no army only a name most well-informed person I knew told me that this girl without wealth lands or armies had somehow acquired all three in a very short span of time Along with three dragons. He thought she was our best last chance to build a better world Why should I spend my time listening to you because you cannot build a better world on your own? You have no one at your side who understands the land you want to rule. Hey, there you go. Yes I'm smart. I will have a very large army and very large dragons killing and politics aren't always the same thing When I served as hand of the king. I did quite well with the latter I could do an even better job advising a ruler worth the name if that is indeed what you are So you want to advise me. Hell. Yeah, dude. I am down, bro. This is sick. Do you have me do with him? Who Jorah swore? I would kill him if he ever returned. No, don't do it. Pardon that man This is Jorah. Why should the people trust a queen who can't keep our promises? Whomever Sejora was when he started informing on you. He is no longer that man He claims he would kill for you and die for you and nothing I have witnessed gives me reason to doubt him Oh, I love that and yet he did betray you. Oh, here's the advising, right? Tough but fair, tough but fair. Did he have an opportunity to confess his betrayal? Many opportunities He's like, yeah, that's kind of true worships you. He is in love with you I think but he did not trust you with the truth an unpleasant truth to be sure But one of great significance to you. So I should kill him A ruler who kills those devoted to hers not a ruler who inspires devotion Going to need to inspire devotion a lot of it You're ever going to rule across the narrow sea But you cannot have him by your side when you do remove Sejora from the city Dang man. I still don't love that. At least he has his life though, but right like dude. He Changes mind. She's just so betrayed in her by it. I get it though. She she really trusted him And she's also hurting because on the inside. She's bleeding to forgive this man But she she really wants to but she can't man goes back to what she was saying earlier She's a slave to her ambition. She wants to be the queen man I mean, she's in a right, you know, he betrayed her are his days numbered though with that stuff Yes She can't confess You gotta get hit by a wood spoon if You just have to once in your life if she was just your average person She would probably confess but if she confesses her son's dead. He's the king illegitimate king when I was eight I begged enough money to buy my first bucket of voiceless I sold that bucket made enough money to buy two more But I finally saved enough to buy myself an oyster cart now every morning. I make my way down to the canals I pass the fish muggers. Yum I usually see Lara my first customer of the day on our way home Oh no, it's very impressive very industrious. She will make a fine servant for the many-faced guard How will she serve him? She will no longer turn left onto ragman lane. She will turn right and go to ragman harbour What will she do there? She will see if you knew what she would see there would be no reason to send her Oysters clowns and cockles This is why she's doing that Like get your calm band Like that when it's oyster Your oyster's rich Best in the city You wouldn't lie to an old man, would you? Oh, she shucks it for you. Hey, you're up. Very nice Give me four with vinegar. Wait. Did he just try one on the house? Yeah Turn from all of them without scratch on me. I can't do it Here take it you have to all three children. What will they do? Come on. There's nothing without me Why'd they take them? Oh, wow The man is a gambler. It is a strange way to refer the captain. He only wins if he loses his life A girl tells a man that she has seen if the captain dies a thin man pays family a lot of money Perhaps the gambler loses his bed and decides he doesn't have to pay after all A destitute woman and her small child What can they do to such a man if he keeps their money for himself to whom can they turn for recourse The many-faced god a girl named Lana will return to the docks. She will watch the gambler She will come to know as much about him as she knows about herself and then what a gift For the thin man Oh, she's about the oysters clam and cockle and put that in it So this is like a religious practice in a sense because that's what the comments were saying. Maybe she's not ready Perhaps she is perhaps she's not and if she's not yeah, there's all the same to the many-faced god Yeah, I don't know who the many face gone isn't the trial will take place The highest barrow will be presenting a substantial case against you Oh, man fornication treason incest the murder of king robin all lies Of course, that's a serious one, dude My concern is that the faith does not adhere to the same standards of proof as the crown Belief is so often the death of reason. We should set it sooner. Any word from jamie? No, I'm afraid not He's jammed up too. I know that's gonna be nuts man. What so the whole rounds about to hear this Grand master pie cell has summoned your uncle kevan back from castley rock to serve as hand of the king He now presides over the small cubs Tell him I need to speak to him. I implored him to visit you, but he would not well He's about to get in trouble too. Hi burn. If you can visit me then surely the king he remains in his chambers This man's getting weaker over here. You need to be eating pork chops and potatoes He I tried your grace. He wouldn't see me. He won't see anyone the king who star Is away away out. Oh that window Oh A little less dark, babe I rose him up from nothing I will not kneel before some barefooted common and beg his forgiveness. You promoted him the work continues Oh, I'd walk out. Yeah drop it around boy. Why why theon? Not theon. There is no theon reek. Why did you tell him reek? I was helping you You wanted to escape. There is no escape theon grayjoy tried to escape when master knew he knows everything He hunted him and caught him and strapped him to a cross cut away piece after piece until there was no theon left Good if it weren't for you, I'd still have a family if I could do what ramsey did to you right here right now I would oh, are you gonna tell the truth? I deserved everything. See that's what I was saying bro I deserved to be reek. I did terrible things turned on rob captured winterfell killed those boys Those boys. They were brannan rick on. They were your brothers. You've known them since they were born. Oh, she doesn't know Only what oh, yeah Tell me I can't not lest the master say they weren't what they were Tell me why brannan rick on should be gone while you still breathe the air Tell me to my face theon. Tell me that they weren't your brothers Brannan rick off couldn't find me. You better shut up. There's too far boys Theon you have to tell me do you have any idea where you're not theon reek Bro, he's scared to death now. I know But that gives her faith right gives her a reason to fight What are you about to do Trying to go all freaking Marine Corps over here You know what I'm saying? I need 20 good men Have you decided yet whether you're going to have me killed probably my safest option? I could see why you would think so what your father would have done and what would your father have done my father Publicly sentenced me to death. I'd say his thoughts on having me killed were abundantly clear. Is that why you killed him? Someday if you decide not to execute me I'll tell you all about why I killed my father And on that day should it ever come we'll need more wine than this I know what my father was. I know the mad king earned his name here. We sit two terrible children of two terrible fathers I'm terrible. I've heard stories Why did you travel to the far side of the world to meet someone terrible to see if you were the right kind of terrible? Which kind is that the kind that prevents your people from being even more so? Well, I did reopen the fighting pits and you agreed to marry someone you loathe very impressive My own sister married someone she loathed as well. She ended up having him killed. Perhaps it won't come to that Not impossible that varus was right about you after all varus king robert's spy master He's the one who convinced me to come find you. He was my traveling companion before so juror sees that role for himself juror sent my secrets to varus for 20 years the spider oversaw the campaign to find and kill me He did what he had to do to survive. I suspect he's the main reason you weren't slaughtered in your crib But you trust him. Yes oddly. He may be the only person in the world I trust except my brother the brother who killed my father. That's the one Perhaps I will have you killed after all. I had given up on life until varus convinced me You might be worth living for you chop off my head. Well, my father days were interesting I'm not going to kill you banished. You're going to advise me. I like it Perhaps you should try wanting something else if I want jokes. I'll get myself a proper fool I'm not entirely joking. There's more to the world than westeros after all How many hundreds of thousands of lives have you changed for the better here? Perhaps this is where you belong where you can do the most good I fought so that no child born into slavers bay would ever know what it meant to be bought or sold I will continue that fight here and beyond. This is not my home when you get back to your home Who supports you the common people here in slavers bay You had the support of the common people and only the common people What was that like ruling without the rich house Targaryen is gone The Starks are gone as well our two terrible fathers saw to that the remaining members of house Lannister will never back you not ever Stannis Baratheon won't back you either. That leaves the Tyrells Not impossible Lannister Targaryen Baratheon Stark Tyrell. They're all just spokes on a wheel This one's on top then that one's on top and on and on it spins crushing those on the ground Wow, it's a beautiful dream stopping the wheel. I'm not going to stop the wheel I'm going to break the wheel. Okay. Okay. I see what's up So she wants to go over there and destroy this cycle. That's just I want the house I want the throne but if she goes over there and takes the throne then the cycle's not really broke is it right? You said whoever wins will fight to the great pit in front of the queen You struck me have me flog Who makes you happy around the best you've got if I win the great pit how much can you sell me for You're a free man you could have gone anywhere. Let me fight for her and I belong to you He'll do anything to get in front of that queen mommy. Yeah I'll get out of here you realize before long Consess I can make you a wealthy woman a lady of scorn Consess And all I do is sit here imagining hideous ways for you to come I don't I'm just sitting here trying so hard to think how is she gonna get out of this I don't know Unless she confesses I think she'll die before that I heard what happened. Not to worry men brawl from time to time. It's only natural Not from you Sam. I figured you were hungry wanted to ask you something. I need to check on baby sam She's not very nosy is she no, she's like here you go. Have the floor Now then it's about the lord commander. He's going up to heart home to save all them wildlings wildlings killed my mom and dad We've been fighting them for years. They slaughtered us wildlings are people just like us There are good ones and bad ones the one he's traveling with the one with the red beard He let the raid on my village. Oh, our lady. How can he trust him? I've seen the army of the dead I've seen the white walkers and they come in for us for all the living and when it's time We'll need every last man we can find john's taking a risk But he has to we don't stand a chance otherwise sometimes A man has to make hard choices choices that might look wrong to others But you know are right in the long run you believe that with all my heart looking tough john Like what do you see though? Do they know man's is dead? I don't know. I hate to have to tell them Bro, look at this. Whoa That's a lot. I forgot there were so many. Load of bones Forgot about him in a long time last time I saw you the little crow was your prisoner The other way around now the greatest army the north has ever seen cut up pieces by some southern king We should gather the elders find somewhere quiet to talk you don't give the authors here I'm not giving an order. Why aren't you in chains? He's not my prisoner. What is he? We're allies you fight for the crows now. I don't fight for the crows We're not here to fight. We're here to talk you and the pretty crow do a lot of talking When you're done talking Oh There you go, do we need to hear that anymore of these talking job Are you killing gather the elders? And let's talk Right who's next you forgot who was talking to make sure you burn that my name's john snow I'm lord commander of the night's watch. We're not friends We've never been friends. This isn't about friendship. This is about survival This is about putting a 700 foot wall between you and what's out there Since when do the claws give two shiths if we live in normal times? We wouldn't but these aren't normal times the white walkers don't care if a man's free folk or crow We're all the same to them meet for their army, but together we can beat them beat the white walkers Good luck with that run from them. Maybe it's not a trick It's a gift dragon dragon glass. Yeah, let's go. Oh Man of the night's watch used one of these daggers to kill a walker You saw this no, but I trust the man come with me and I'll share these weapons come with you Where there are good lands south of the wall the night's watch will let you through the tunnel and allow your people To farm those lands a new man's raider. He never wanted a war with the night's watch He wanted a new life for his people for you We're prepared to give you that new life if you swear you'll join us when the real war begins Where is months dead brother? He died. Huh? I put an arrow through his heart Hey, but say the rest of it man. Say what else the southern king who broke our army Stannis wanted to burn him alive to send us a message John snow defied that consorders his arrow was mercy I just tell him that john I lost 50 brothers the night that man's attacked the wall But I'm asking you to think about your children now the long night is coming and the dead come with it No clam can stop them only together All of us and even then it may not be enough, but at least we'll give the fuckers a fight They understand that oh, yeah, yeah fight say the f word again Maybe I hope half the night's watch doesn't rebel against them me too like Hey there big guy No one likes the thins man Okay, well the thins can stay behind bro. Yeah, but they're gonna be some gnarly white walkers. Yeah, they are. They'll better just come on along I fucking hate thins Right, we're leaving too many behind the free folk are stubborn. You know how long it took man's to band them together 20 fucking years. I knew them better than I ever will. It's not too late I need to get the old folks on the boats. I'm right behind you. I promise The show really normalized the like Waddling's though they used to be so like, you know, they used to be portrayed a lot crazier now There's a normal they would say like just a bunch of crazy stuff. Yeah in sexual nature Is it a storm? Oh damn that ain't good an arctic blast. Yeah an avalanche this doesn't look good This looks like other worldly Yeah, yeah, yeah is walkers, isn't it walkers like coming out from the snow Just a net when they come doesn't it start snowing going down like they're winter. Oh, yeah It's like you're just wintery mix. Yeah, they had to sacrifice some of their folks a lot. Oh my gosh, where'd their feet go? Oh, jeez. Yeah I didn't know they were running them. Oh my gosh John's trying to command now there, you know, I'm saying he's realizing there's a lot of work to be done I think this is the army of the just running around. Yeah, what are the um Thorne say they're not trained. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. They're relentless. That's how you do it And they're jumping in the water. That's how you get them all to come now If I were I've given orders don't think you're gonna be there to enforce those orders. Yeah, I gotta go John. Yeah All five of y'all Oh my gosh Oh my gosh, that's so many to be honest. I was blown away. I didn't I didn't they were about to get a battle scene like this Yeah, like what are they about to do? How are they? You have to swim. Yeah, I didn't expect them to come is the army of the dead smart enough to retrieve that dragon glass I hope not Yeah, what if they like sense it let's go. Oh, no No, he's tired of that stop dropping roll bro. So basically we need some giants Oh, yeah, yeah, I used to do that with the coke cans Who are you? One of those dudes on one of those horses. He's like in charge He's a commander of the winter's march Oh Dang, you made him look easy. Let's go John. Oh Oh Man John look you're lucky. He didn't stab you God Oh my god, I see a sleep. Oh my gosh, John come on now long claw Oh, wow Whoa Why did his sword work isn't it that special type of metal? I thought only dragon glass killed him I don't know. Maybe both of them. What did I miss guys? Gosh, those aren't her kids. Are they I don't think so. I think maybe it just like might remind her of them Because I think her kids are on boats. They look so scary These kids man Y'all need like a grenade Hell no, y'all better run. Don't they just deconstruct when they fall off the ground. They're just ellies Oh my god Where's Gandalf? Where's the eagles? I can't do this It's been in a circle. Yeah They're gonna overwhelm them though. Eventually that giant can be so slow. This is just like in Lord of the Rings They can't get in the water. They're like, yeah Get in the water get on a boat mr. Giant. What boat he's about to get in. Uh, where's stannis? That poor giant No Don't hurt him. Hopefully he can just like swim Dang man. I know it's terrible to say but it'll be a lot easier to house all those people now Because they're they just got a lot smaller. Yeah, but the dead army just got a lot bigger. I know Right, unless they burn them, right? It's literally how it works, right? Who's this man's got bow tops He's probably like I used to be in the night's wolf back in my day Is he surrendering? He's raising the dead, bro You see him come at the wife Oh my goodness. There you go, man I thought that man was for real about to surrender for some reason. No, you just said it the dead army just got Bigger. Oh, dude, they're literally just standing up and they got bigger quick. They're not even skellies Oh, there she goes He's like, I told you when her is coming. You didn't believe me. Now you believe me What in the world dude, that was the okay That was the best part of the series so far just because of how nuts that was like Rose the dead like the undertaker. He was just like and then These people are so talented who made the show and then they just knew they knew that if if john Pulls away on this boat and just almost scoffs at it and just doesn't even make a sound That just puts so much emphasis on just how it was almost because there was so much chaos It was crazy and then all of a sudden John runs in the feet He raises them and then the silence really just put the nail on the thought that like everything that just happened All that chaos was for nothing right because at the end of the day it just made the army bigger Oh, gosh, man, and not only that the dragon glass. They don't have it. I know and they're gonna need a lot of it But but but but but but but his sword His sword work. So there's only like it's got some dragon glass in it. Maybe it's made of drop Maybe you know how it's a rare thing like vibranium and stuff. Maybe maybe they can use both But maybe I don't know man because all the dragon glass is gone Man, that wasn't those guys. How are they gonna? How are they gonna have enough things to kill these people? You know, they keep hyping up this army, but they're tough. They're hard. They're gonna be hard to beat They can fight Well, yeah, they can fight but they can especially fight because don't they like take on whoever they were So like they were wildlings and they can like fight do whoever the dude is who raised them up They're gonna have to find a way to cut that dude's head off or something Like they gotta kill back because that's the dude who raised them up Like when he when he decided it was time it was time. So he must be like they're oh the main the main guy Yeah, he's the main character over there. Um, basically guys, uh I don't know how to say it man. It starts to get locked up. She's in jail Her bond's gonna be very expensive. She's like basically She's basically not eating not doing anything because they're not giving her anything until she confesses to all those things and Like you said if she confesses that's tommy and you can't Yeah, absolutely. She is caught Man, I don't know. She is caught in a very terrible Situation and just when you know cersei's arrogance came right there She messed up because she she took a gamble in her mind She has a hard time understanding that like the high sparrow believes in anything bigger than himself Because cersei obviously doesn't and so she didn't have enough awareness to realize that The sparrow is not just going to be motivated by You know political things and corruption and greed and stuff and cersei didn't recognize that and he is someone who's motivated Motivated by something bigger than himself. I guess so A cersei just didn't see that coming and if you're cersei like if you're a smart forward thinking person you would have to think that Getting involved with someone like that on its face is just a bad idea because There's so many skeletons in your own personal closet that it just seems But she's just like so like literally I just felt like she felt so exempt from all of that like I don't I don't know if she's just unrealistic or if you can lock marjorie and loris up with like no Like to stand on then you can definitely lock you up with impunity because she was literally the queen. Yeah Absolutely, man. So that's like crazy. And then when you think about it Jamie's locked up like or jamey's like not able to you know, rescue her. I don't really know what's going on Jamie That's like a weird thing because yeah, we didn't get much more with that He's not like locked up But he's like remember he got to talk to his daughter like freely the show shows us dorm for a little bit and then they Pull us out of there. Yes. It's hard to go. So that's like to be continued But it seems like his daughter's not budging at the moment. She's not coming right now. So right I don't know if he has more convincing to do but maybe like Someone giving word of Cersei might help facilitate that whole situation She reminds me of Sansa because it's the same thing with her. She was just a young ambitious You know, she was just a young girl with these dreams of marrying a prince and you know, I like I totally get that right But Sansa didn't recognize that if she really understood the game that was being played She wouldn't want any part of it. And it's the same thing with her She just doesn't know right and I really don't want to see her find out because Dude, I don't know man poor Sansa is just getting into yeah And and the crazy thing was like like she really felt like She was gonna come to this thing to avenge because that person said the north remembers or whatever And then that same person was flayed and like so everything that she thinks is like just falling apart Except for the small fact that her brothers are still alive, right? So that's a good thing and if you're Sansa, you're you're gonna start becoming paranoid like just like beyond slash reek is Reek reek confesses. It wasn't it wasn't your brothers. It was two stable boys two farm boys Right sansa is gonna become paranoid and not believe it because she's gonna think that that's just You know reek doing ramsey's bidding right because because ramsey is like He's just like a crazy. He's nuts, man. I did not think he would be as Terrifying as he actually is but like I guess all this is about to come to a head because ramsey ramsey's idea was Ramsey Ramsey's idea was let's go attack them, right? And ruse is like no we can we can hold up in here. They'll kill themselves trying to fight us Right, so I guess like whenever sanas actually attacks. We'll see which one they actually choose. Which one do you think they'll choose? The boltons. Yeah, um You know, those were two completely different Contrasting opinions on what they should do ramsey was motivated by power and optics We're missing opportunity to show how strong we can be the boltons And obviously volatimier is a very wise Season man and he said why would you give up a defensive position? They can't hurt us. We're here like it's not about optics it's about the fact that we're here unscathed and I don't really know I don't really know why ruse would sit there and continue to let ramsey make crazy decisions like that I mean he's obviously unhinged right right, but I guess he just needs an air Isn't it so weird that all this is going on and then like then all that's going on in king's landing There's like this whole battle in the north, but then king's landing is having all this like chaos and it's just like How are these coinciding? I think what it is? I just answered. I just asked that question I think what it is is like if you're if you're ruse bolton, right? Not having a clear air Makes you less powerful. So by saying okay ramsey's my clear air that also strengthens his position and it also Restores like trust in the future that you can rely on like the words of the boltons because he there's a future air So the packs that we make will hold so I mean I get that I get that but I feel bad man. I feel bad that theon keeps turning on sanzo like that. I feel bad I just feel bad that theon made that choice in the beginning man He got he got completely caught up because of that right and his whole house like that's like I don't know what they're up to because we haven't seen him in a while. So I don't know like I feel like they're they're gonna have to come back into play at some point Yeah Um, yeah, yeah, they just They just uh ran away like yeah, like she said that's not my brother. That's not my brother anymore and that was it Yeah, absolutely. Um didn't really get much with a little finger didn't get much with No, we kind of did with little finger because he met with olenna And what happened in there? What did he say he said something about? Oh, I meant like in this episode. Oh, I think that was last episode Oh, was it? I thought it was this episode and that was at the beginning of this one But anyways, basically they conspired to kill a king. So they're bound Yeah, right and that was the whole thing like olenna sitting there Worrying about preserving the future of her house and little fingers got these big plans and olenna realizes the mastermind behind little finger And she's just really letting him know that don't get any slick ideas. You slit rick mouse face mother Yeah, I mean you are stuck together and right. I'll squeak the minute you get you screw me She's basically saying you going ahead and you go ahead and conjure up that brilliant little plan of yours Take all the power get all the money the gold whatever dude. Just make sure we're part of it But his plan right now little fingers plan is He kind of told cersey like hey, I'm married sansa off No No, he tried to trick cersey into thinking that the bolton's came up with the idea to marry sansa Right, so they can rule the north. So that's all like a scheme he came up with but it doesn't really matter now Because cersey's kind of locked up. Right. So I don't know what's gonna happen with that It's all gonna come but that also goes to show the fore thinking of house tyrell because they're thinking like, okay We can murder the king with you little finger And that's also okay because You know what i'm saying though It also just goes to show that the tyrells basically ensure they're playing lots of multiple sides at the same time, right? So they just have assurances. They have different alliances there in the middle So they're doing a good job too. This the politics of the show really is crazy It's very well written and then and then you have essos where deniers just got up with tirion and yeah, and with that, uh I don't know. I think that tirion will be a good addition like But at the same time like he's an addition to understand the people of westeros But people of westeros don't really like him at the same time because you know, he did murder tywin But I don't know if that's like bad or good, you know right now The thing about tirion is not only is he gonna be a good advisor To the queen. Hopefully he's a good advisor to the queen He has a fundamentally different mentality because he's from a fundamentally different place in the world So it's not like Like they both have like a good like accent right like their accents are pretty similar They both like speak english well and all but you gotta remember these people aren't from the same place at all They're two fundamentally different mindsets. So Um, I think that's gonna be very interesting It was one of my most favorite It was one of the best scenes i've seen sorry for my speaking when they were sitting there discussing politics together That's something I could get used to yeah, and I really think that we could learn a lot About the politics in westeros based on like scenes with them together. I think we could learn a lot about what's going on I like it. I like it because I think it's just a good addition because you know, we just lost so me So like that was kind of like the That was kind of a threat because if you remember from like certain councils people are saying like Oh, they have these strong people like giving her guidance. Well, she happened to just lose both of those people Right. Yeah. So like tirion kind of just slides right in there to help her Yeah, way like because she needs kind of an older person to counsel her because she's so young Right, and then tirion's gonna provide a completely different type of logic, right? I mean, they're you know, like tirion has Tyrion's a very logical Realistic type person in a sense in Daenerys a lot of the time seems to be a dreamer Yeah, well and also Daenerys just seeks counsel a lot like she even seeks counsel from misande Well, I think it's just because she heard it was wise to seek counsel. So she's just over playing that role but I think Like kind of like the whole thing about well if cersei frees the slaves Basically, the no one's really free because she's the queen right like she she doesn't recognize basic Things like that and I think like that leads to some of the falls in her thinking, you know And I think tirion will really help bridge those And kind of really like gaps in logic. Yeah, you know, but we'll see. I don't know nothing's gonna play out but I don't see how I can be a bad thing because Tyrion said it best he thought he did pretty good with a drunken king Who just wanted to torture people and didn't have any interest in being a ruler so right if she's at least somewhat interested in doing the right thing then hopefully Right, but you know Dario who's like the closest person in her ear he's like kind of making like the The mad king and her kind of come out because he keeps telling her to slaughter and kill people with dragons Like so i'm kind of like I don't know about that. Well, he's not a thinker. He's a he's a he's a killer Right. He doesn't think he just knows obstacle remove obstacle dragons Yeah, right. She needs to stop sleeping with him. Maybe she'll start sleeping. Maybe she'll start sleeping with Tyrion Well, no, I don't think so But I do think I do think she's about to get married and I don't think that's gonna be very long Like I just don't see her marrying the actual guy for long. Well the guy the guy who plays That guy's just like a weak character in the show. He's obviously not gonna stick around Right, so I don't know. I don't know how long what how that's gonna go about But I just don't see it happening like for me. I don't but I could be totally wrong Crazy and then aria is over there. Um, she's becoming a very very very good liar. She's becoming so unbelievable She is What are they doing? Like what are they doing? So the way that the I read a comment, right? And it was kind of a long comment, but it was basically saying like it's a religious practice and Because you know how that guy's like a killer and he like kills people But what I understood is basically that's his way of like making sacrifices to that god And so he's like serving that god by doing that, but I don't really I don't really understand it yet either guys. It's just one of those things. I don't It's one of those things to be honest I don't know how much I'm even supposed to know because I'm totally open to the possibility that I completely miss something Right, but if I missed it, I don't really know that I missed it You go on trying to say I just feel like they're being sketch about like because they're trying to figure out like people's like Sneaky little plans. So I feel like they're just trying to just sketch bad guys or something Or I don't know like bad guys in the town and kill them or something. I don't know to be determined. Yeah, um Probably miss a lot of stuff, man They're just becoming like master manipulators to figure stuff out of some sort I don't really know exactly what the sort is basically the moral of this episode was damn winners coming Okay, winter is not to be taken light. You need to prepare. You need to go get lots and lots of layers I'm talking coats guys kerosene lanterns dragon glass marshmallows hot chocolate uh Electric heaters anything not electric heaters generators anything you can think of man It's gonna help us survive winter because it is gonna be a tough one right that was crazy And when that man rose up that gave me undertaker vibes. I don't know but And that that was just eerie. Like I don't How are they gonna get that guy like what are the like when they let them go that was the weirdest thing was it not What when they just let them go like when they just like when they just sailed off like slowly like Walkers on getting water. Yeah, but maybe maybe they were saying go tell your friends I just want to felt like it was like y'all better go tell somebody because we don't come for you Y'all are just gonna add to the army, man. He's like why y'all at it? Why don't y'all preemptively strike us and then we can chop y'all up again and get some more That was crazy. That was crazy, man. I've never seen anything like that. I think it was just the way I don't know man. Like it's just the way they executed that like just everything was perfect Like the way john was looking the camera angles they chose the silence the the wind blowing in the back Yeah, and then and then when it showed the credits at the end no music and that made it even more dramatic So good, man So good like always man We missed so much because this is one of those type of shows It's just impossible to without writing it down and really like stopping and interrupting the flow of the episode To like take notes and all that it'd be really difficult to not miss things because it's just such a good damn show I'm just getting more into it to be honest. That was cold, man. Literally. So we'll be back with more obviously And yeah, we watched it. We just want to take a minute and talk about it. That's it