 Hey guys, so today we're going to be talking about my transition to becoming full grayscale We meet again now. I don't have a Halloween themed video. So this is the best I could do Okay, a lot of people like Lord Jenna Marbles has made this video things I thought as a kid, you know when you were a kid how you just wanted to have fun You're really stupid. You believe in Santa still believe in Santa. I'm sorry Well, lots of kids believe some things, but I have some weird ones. My parents never gave me the talk They never told me the common sense thing. So I had to learn about myself. So I use my creative little mind right here I just try to think To try to explain some of the things that happen on earth. These are some of them dish soap is toxic to your skin I don't know about your family, but for me at the sink There's always one soap for your hands and one soap for dishes and the dish soap was green So if only one is for dishes and you always use your rubber gloves to wash them and one you can use without them To wash your hands. I have a reasoning. So sometimes when I see my sister washing dishes without the rubber gloves I'd be like Eileen you're going to die And she says you're dumb Frederick. I was I was you know people say at the end of the rainbow There's a pot of gold. I actually thought there was one behind my house There used to be a lake and I would always see a rainbow there So every time I would try to walk around the lake and get as far as I can to that rainbow I would get lost my parents don't know where it was. I thought it was adventurous sometimes kids have to learn the world just One tree at a time Frederick one tree speaking of trees I always thought the acorns that fall off the tree will always grow into another one every time No exceptions. They just come from nowhere and I always see them on my lawn just little saplings like this much And my dad would mow the lawn, but then he wouldn't take out the acorns and I'm like dad That's gonna grow into a tree. I don't want a tree on our lawn You know what he said you're stupid Frederick in the fall when leaves spin in circles. I thought they were turned into I Thought they were turned into a tornado every time I see them spinning I thought it was gonna shoot down from the sky onto that spot and I would die So logically young Frederick would run as fast as he can away from that and all his friends looked at him Like he was crazy not saying I'm not young anymore. I still am I'm a baby this one is so recent I learned it a week ago. I always thought fraternity meant douchebag and sorority meant cult like literal cult And when people say frat party, I thought it meant a party full of douchebags But like that's kind of what it is if you're in a fraternity. I'm sorry. I always thought there were monsters inside the dark Yeah, I know everyone did too, but my parents never told me so eventually this kept on growing and growing into a bigger fear and To this day, I can't go outside in the dark I don't know if you watch a marion horror story season 6, but my TV is downstairs It comes on at 10 o'clock and it's nighttime and my parents are on a walk So if I'm in this room and it's dark out there and you know go down the stairs my body just It's like a car hits the brakes It just won't go so I waited for my parents to get home and I miss 30 minutes of it when people die in movies They actually die I don't need to explain this anymore when you stand up after sitting for a long time And you get that dizzy feeling. I thought that was a demon try to possess you I love horror movies, so I've seen so many I start to think of random theories I still don't know the logical explanation if you're a science freak you can know not freak Don't want to offend anyone if you're a science person Tell me why and there's an earthquake It would make a crack in the world like earth would literally crack apart and it goes down to lava every time 3.2 earthquake 9.8 earthquake there will be love. I'll blame the movie 2012 on that one I thought that when old people die they come back in like two weeks and they'll just be Old again. I also thought no one ages so in case you can't understand if I die right now I believe that when you go to heaven you look like how you died But I didn't think you could age and I thought old people were so old They just don't go to heaven they just come back and it's like rinse him repeat every single year you die you come back So yeah, I didn't think sex was the thing. Okay. I didn't think about where babies came from. Okay I thought little Frederick would stay little Frederick. I also thought old people see the world in black and white So one time I went into an old guy and I said can you see color and I said I'm and I told him I'm sorry. You have to see in black and white all the time So that is all I have for you If you enjoyed give this video a like leave a comment down below about something You thought as a kid that aren't as stupid as mine and subscribe because they post videos every Saturday I'm on a chord videos every Saturday. If you don't believe me theory. What's today? 2016 bet you thought I was joking But I wasn't I love you guys and everything is less than three How many cookies does each person get see it doesn't make sense There are no cookies, but you are sad that you have no friends Around me are familiar faces