 like we don't do it for you sweaty this is for us your new yes you do it's like for girls i think it's strictly just for themselves hobag needs to squat more i haven't shaved in 10 years do not answer the door to children dressed like that when you first start out that's like your original goal then you go in there like all right see who i can yeah yeah flex on today another reason why like i've never taken steroids just because i know that won't fulfill me ladies and gentlemen salamike here 10 minutes to win 11 minutes in heaven we don't know working title of the game show we're here with the gossip boys the gossip boys the mean boys dean sedorsa kafni kilos the legend jim mcd3sb.co and the one and only kyle bro kyle kyle bro dot tv i believe yeah that's starting to game him hey i was on the stream the other night pop it he's got his ass he does probably the best fps player to come out of sacramento damn okay he doesn't want to see me yeah i don't see me on warzone yeah i don't see people the other day yeah i got i got raided by a bigger shamer but yeah that sounds much more painful than it probably really is in real life getting raided yeah it's pants on canny ray yeah it's actually a good thing keep your pants on yeah it's been said many a time that guys when they go through heartbreak women that they go through heartbreak they get their gym bot and they focus in on themselves but what i found through my career here is that you're really only lifting to get the love of your gym bros is working out for the opposite sex even like a thing or worth it why did you work why'd you first work out i go i think i don't go ahead jump i think a hundred percent for the same for the same sex no no for the opposite i'm not going in there to be like a dean look at my fucking chest no but i would i would suggest that you are doing exactly that thing and women don't give that much of a shit that's what i was that's what i'm going with next but when you first start oh that's what i've said when you first start you're like oh dude i'm gonna get so much i'll pick you back on that i think when you first start out that's like your original goal then you go in there like all right see who i can yeah yeah flex on today yeah i see dean lifting more than me i'm like do this guy's a bitch i'm gonna do more than yeah yeah and then you just go months and months and months i'm like okay we're getting stronger and then like women aren't even there anymore you haven't talked to a girl six months later but your best best three fifteen yeah yeah you're just blocking out every time you're in there you don't even see people that's true yeah yeah i think something like that what about ladies to guys oh you know i think that they do it for just for themselves for yeah i think it's like for girls i think it's strictly just for themselves interesting i think i think yeah maybe it is for like a guy's attention but also girls do it for other girls attention like oh look at that chick she's yeah her body's banging yeah i fit the lululemon's better than stephanie does yeah yeah she doesn't even fill out her lulus hobag needs to squat more i think it no matter how cishet anybody is yeah i think it's always for the same sex uh i think it's probably probably right intention or result uh i think it's both like who do you get the most attention from for sure result i think you're doing it for both then at that point maybe it for both but i think that that you get more attention from the same sex despite because because of the comparisons people compare i got to this i got to that or whatever i wish my abs were like yours or you know your butt is amazing you know nobody really says that but they think it despite how insecure i am uh i do think i'm more secure than the average and i don't think i've ever lifted to compare to a guy another reason why like i've never taken steroids just because i know that won't fulfill me or make me feel better and even who is that talking to maybe you i've never wanted to be like the ultra jacked guy where everyone kind of started that like yeah i want to look like jay cutler i want to look like ronnie i never once even yeah i was never me either you know what i mean and that i understand like yeah i want to be the biggest baddest dude i'm an alpha sigma male and i'm going to show dean by my bench press that i'm the alpha male in this room i've never once thought about that then that's just a pure subtopic of the original point but i have lifted yeah for ladies so it's like because you think like oh if i'm fitter healthier but the truth is i i also have a lot of like lady friends i've just always i think i was raised by women kind of so that was kind of the thing uh yeah they don't get out of growing up into it and i've always had they don't give a crap no i don't know if they necessarily like dad bought or fat guys but like i think of personality and just like yeah overall like can i be around this person oh yeah and are you oh are you like put together not are you fit or athletic you can be fit and just like got nothing okay so with the women thing are we now branching into the clothing they're wearing too and all that shit maybe yeah yeah what you're doing for them still same idea right i've never worn a tank in the gym once that's like yeah because i'm not trying to show to the dude or the girl that's the only thing i do that it does kind of piss me off and they're like we don't do it for you sweaty like shit like that like yes you do they called you sweaty no dude they just really like we don't this is for us your new new nickname is sweaty yeah that does bring a sweat that does bring a good argument to dean's point where i do kind of agree women are just tend to be more mature even though they're just as insecure as it but they yeah why and guys nowadays though commercial gyms you couldn't take your shirt off but every instagram post in every gym now that if you train it like a quote-unquote like hardcore gym every dude's shirtless too why are you working out with your shirt off yeah and you can say the same for chicks like why why are you now i don't have to go into the uh you don't have to go into the group class in the mirror no i don't like how the cool gym people at like cal fitter 24 they would go into the you had a pose a little bit posing room the posing room that's actually made for just like the group class isn't like oh yeah you know i'm i'm a regular here you know i go in i go in this room yeah yeah yeah i do my abs circuit i feel like that could be a whole other question about that room yeah well why is it that they take a picture and their their shorts are bundled up with their ankles they look like a penguin you know i don't understand it looks like you're about to take a duke yeah take your shorts totally off yeah not yeah they keep them at their ankles one way or the other like i don't know why wear undies that you can you can drop totally drop trowel and look normal or like if you're not the biggest thing with posing is if you're not stepping on stage it's very weird what are you doing what are you doing let me get my pump cover off all right dude what are you doing every time every time i see that i think of the guys who uh because they were not raised by like normal people uh drop their pants all the way to the floor when they're using the urinal another like another one this is what it looks like they're just ass out the hard the the hard tan year around when you don't compete also yeah i get that tan makes you look a little more jacked and we all want to look more jacked and in modern society being tan is more attractive now where you know 300 years ago being pale was but i'm not going to fake tan year round that's a melanin injection uh that too melanotans a real thing yeah yeah but it does weird stuff yeah it's like a peptide makes you look weird but it's supposed to be a fat burner too and it's supposed to make your dick a funny color as well oh like what like what like like orange my dicks already a little like orange carrot dick yeah exactly that's not doing it yeah that's not i don't know if ladies care about our six pack but they definitely care about our orange dick that's true yeah it's gotta be very hard yeah talk about talk about gossip boys you're about to be in the gossip girl group chat with your orange got a hammer but i thought it was planted in the ground yeah yeah i was waiting for the green lettuce the bottle gotta just paint the pubes green oh that'd be oh you got a dead as rodent cock halloween dude you dress up your peepee yeah go to the uh the zone ball that outfit do not answer the door to children dressed like that that's all i gotta do that it's not my thing you're on my property kids you know has anybody in here been to the zone ball no but i've heard about all grown up i don't know if it's a thing anymore is it not no but it was i've never been but i always heard it was like like shit like that it was supposed to be like the playboy what the hell is zone ball it was a radio station put on a halloween party here it was like a playboy type deal like people are naked and wild in and there's like a hooking up like yeah there's an adult room you're trick-or-treating for condoms yeah oh wow they just go down i think it like where's where's that at arca yeah our cowl expo or something i don't know it was legit just like hey uh we don't know i've never been but it was on the radio every year for our thing yeah too specific for our location but no one really can relate kind of i don't know why threw that out there because you have an orange dick with red jukes i went to zone ball with an orange it makes me think though of uh Gabe Kapler the giant's uh uh manager right now he's got a thing about like like sun tanning your balls no that's a real that's a real no that'll be a whole another topic we can't dive down there because that's a real topic direct vitamin b down there no that's a real thing direct vitamin tanning your balls well they make they make i don't want to get too much into what they make uv guns specifically for yeah there's a large privacy of your house please get into it there's a large population doing it yeah we'll talk about more dick and balls in the next episode uh sadly with this one i don't think there's any winners um we all lose we all lost we all just are posing for the bros i don't know dude carrot dick was good carrot dick's pretty good with uh what come the lettuce pubes you gotta dedicate because you gotta get a few months at least to grow up the the lettuce oh the the fro i haven't shaved in 10 years yeah you got the ball marley dick at the you got the jackie moon going dude the jackie moon oh man all i can say is as you get older it just keeps growing and like you got it yeah eventually really yeah it's a disaster it's a total disaster yeah it's a total disaster if you don't it's a nightmare yeah if you don't if you don't work if you don't trim stuff a little bit it's a little bit like one of those like old english estates where uh it's been ignored and like the the landscape is growing up yeah we're growing up into the you know the bench seats and a sheepdog yeah exactly it's got some it's got some history those hairs have seen some things if these if these legs could talk yeah and cut yeah that's it