 internal revenue service IRS tax news there's no new news today so we'll just go into a random joke I once heard some crazy dude saying that a leopard can't change his spots yes a leopard can't change his spots I don't know that much about leopards that was like really I'll buy it it's actually a proverb that was actually a tiger I mean if we can change a man's body to resemble that of a woman these days it can't be too difficult to remove a few spots can it she had the patch sewn in you can't remove it it's not like the spots are connected to the body's plumbing system or anything right how hard could it be you know my Michael Jackson was able to completely remove his nose that's his nose and that was way back in like the 80s and he's snuzzling me I bet you your average teenager could change the leopard spots into being like green or something like that possibly removing the unspotted areas all together so you have like one of those hairless cats look at those hairless shins the magnificent deck except for the bright green spots then the leopard would be ready to start a tick-tock account and enroll in our public school system the leopards like hey it's just another furry here yeah I guess he kind of reminds me of you you guess I think a furry is a pronoun class these days for those not familiar but I'm not sure