 Yeah 42 hours Luna just ate ass Luna. How are we gonna drive 32 hours if you keep eating ass? Why are you so dirty? What did you do, bro? Now? I could fly which I've done before but I don't want to fly Luna feels so bad if things really inhumane to fly dog now Luckily, I am getting help from one of my friends. Her name is Bailey. She's awesome You guys will meet her soon for a drive from Michigan to Omaha, Nebraska do another 12 hours to get to Arches National Park on the next day National Park in Utah apparently it's really beautiful and then we'll kill the last 10 hours on the next day And then we'll be in my new house. We got meds for Luna. So she's actually kind of suited right now Which is why she's looking so weird. Are you high as balls Luna? Are you hammered? Luna? You're so blackout hammered. Oh, I got a bunch of snacks to hold up cheddar and sour cream best ruffles Don't at me take these and and freeze them like I'm gonna put them in ice in this cooler Oh my god, shlaps Starbucks vanilla frappuccino big-time shlaps o'clock Luna said dad, where'd you put the half gal of vodka? I'm trying to get slam You can't tell me that this isn't adorable. This is Luna's baby blanket This is her little setup back here, and this is all the stuff I forgot. Oh, that's a mini-hoop. I'm bringing a mini-hoop. Don't worry Very good Luna hates sitting in the back She always wants to sit on my lap while we drive. She just tried to hurtle the cooler. I am on the highway This is really irresponsible. Yes. Go back. Yes. Oh What's up you bitch She ate ass I'm gonna have her eat me out before we left. 10 hours 50 minutes to Omaha, Nebraska All right, so We're about a hundred miles in and Luna has not figured out how to lay the fuck down Go to sleep So she just stands up right here It's actually super cute How do I turn it off? Same button you click. I did that Nine hours in Iowa just smells like corn and we massacred some bugs on the way like straight-up genocide Putting her to work. You got to earn that 30 an hour. It's not ogre yet. It's never ogre. You're my swamp now What if my wiener was in my ass that would be funny? I think Dude, did your did your butt hurt from that ride? No, dude I went the whole nine hours and as soon as I got out here. I realized that my dick was in my own ass I Wasn't that funny I guess yeah, I didn't Did I can't wait to get to Omaha? It's one of my favorite places home of the wiener home of the pube home of the fart Mount Rushmore, which I don't know where that is. I think they're in Rushmore the mountain Goodbye Oh the copper is gonna get me sir. You're driving with much too large of a cock. We're gonna have to pull you over Nebraska Luna, how many holes you got in Omaha, Nebraska? Luna pant really loudly if you got a bunch of hoes in Omaha, Nebraska Yeah, bitch. I do not like this Driving is difficult. That was a red light Right. Oh my god, are you MMG? Can you sign my butt cheek? Hilton Omaha is playing jams. Yeah, Hilton Omaha. I can't check a center right now It's kind of not cool since 2 30 morning, but they did say we can get free snacks and they won't charge it So look at all these snacks. So we just have them for free. You know, I'm gonna do run around Do you have some boulder candy and parmesan? Oh, do you want some wine? You're gonna get hammered on her. Let's get it. Wow Not grapes. Oh, I've seen this somebody eat this. Okay. How do you feel about that ma'am? You want it? Good morning Omaha Reporting live Papa Meeks. I am still six foot five 245 pounds. Oh, dude, my cock's so itchy. Wait, dude. Look my cock's so itchy. Look What it do a to There's one. She's about to crack this victory bell in the face Ready last resort Donzo. Oh shit. Wait, who's who's dying today jump off your dad? You're my swamp now jump off GG well played bud. Hey, you can try bud GG rest up letting Luna sit outside for a little bit Making our way to Moab, Utah where I'm gonna drop a Moab and a bunch of what call of duty was that you 25 kills No kill streaks get a Moab genius Luna strategy case We don't have a spoon so he's in the lid of the peanut butter to put it in the Kong ball and then we just put her inside Booster Many dogs. You know that literally just stand up for half the car ride. Like she's like falling asleep standing up. Look at this, dude Update Nebraska is just a big flat Wasteland Really is when I worked for Pepsi I rode in the trucks for eight hours a day started four in the morning It was horrible Yeah, those guys make racks of income inequality in this bitch. That's why I sell out. I'm the one percenter. Eat me Look at this peasant, bro How many rage shadow legends ads do you have? If you want a quality then you got a drive as much as I do I don't Equal rights equal fights she can get these hands About a clock about a clock or in the job I'm just kidding you guys See because I don't believe in a quality I believe matter superior Therefore, I can't hit a woman because I am clearly much much better hosemad time's 24 Hosemad hosemad hosemad hosemad hosemad hosemad We're in beautiful Denver now traffic's bad, so we're going to have and have a spelling being miscellaneous Miscellaneous, M-I-S-C-E-L-L-A-N-E-O-U-S, miscellaneous. Fantastic. Reservoir. It's still spelled anti-disestablishmentarianism, the fifth grade spelling B, championship. What? A-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-I-S, I'm anti-disestablishmentarianism. That's what it just sounded like you did the alphabet backwards. Turned on yet, you guys? Yeah? It gets your cock hard? Hoot nanny. A casual performance by folk singers. H-O-O-T-I-N-A-N-Y hoot nanny. Ah! Yes it is. Oh, that's what a loser says. It's like saying yeehaw. That's what a loser says. Shit. Alright, you got me. Let's go. Stopping at Copper Mountain to wipe the hate crime I committed on these mosquitoes. I just learned how to zoom. Let's go. Moab, Utah. We're at the Archway Inn. Good morning Moab and Luna's being a get him cycle bath. What are you doing? Dog. Sit. Good girl. High five. And I'm getting a scam call. Lick? No, lick and suck my ball. My balls. Lick and suck. That's something you're interested in hearing Moab. Lick and suck my balls. They hung up on me. Luna, come on. I'm so sorry. Come on. What she just did? What else is wrong? Balanced Rock. Named after the fact that it's a rock that's balancing. Pretty clever. Wow. Am I holding it? Yes, now you are. Am I holding it? Not now. Am I holding it? You're the worst. Am I holding it? Yes. There it is, right there. Looks good. Nice. You're about to see some very cool views. Okay, I'm horrified. I love it. Good lord. God damn. All right. I'm finna jump. Not bad. Could be cooler. Two out of ten. To Vegas we go. All righty. Let's see what we got here. All right. We're at the Westwinds restaurant, which is just about the most Utah thing I've ever seen. I love Utah. I asked for extra ranch. It's amazing. Jesus. Cummies. Yummy. Cummies. That looks like he's gonna slap. That's what I got. That's what you got. We got chicken tendies. Here's some fat chicken tendies. Muck bang. That's just people eating. It's disgusting, yeah. It's a bunch of morbidly obese, disgusting people just eating a fuck ton of food and like talking. Looks like us. I'm basically us right now. I want to cum bang. Just a big orgy. The absolute final leg. I'm literally one hour from my house, which is so cool. I'm officially here at my new home. I'll give you guys a tour soon. Luna. Thank you for joining me on this 32 hour car ride. It was an absolute blast. Home tour soon. Got to get all my recording stuff set up so I'll have new content in the new house pretty soon too. Peace, love you guys.