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I Would Join the Army for Your Mom

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Uploaded on Jun 8, 2011

Enjoy... but don't show this to your mom. *LYRICS BELOW!*

Lyrics:

I would join the army for your mom,
I know that's a crazy thing to say,
And I know I'm supposed to be with you,
But there ain't no end to the shit I'd do
To spend just ten sweet minutes with your mom.

I would choke a grizzly for your mom
I catch him unawares and then I'd run
And I'd jump up on his back so fast
I'd choke that furball 'til he gasped
'Said I would choke a grizzly for your mom

I'd be a super hero for her too.
I'd wear a cape and patent leather boots,
And with my underwear outside my pants,
I'd be the Superman to your dad's Clark Kent
And I'd show her all those super things I do.

Now I'm not trying to say that you should go away
And I'm not trying to say that you're not fine
It's just your mama's got that certain je ne sais quoi
That didn't travel down the whole genetic line...

So, I would join the army for your mom,
I know that's a crazy thing to say,
And I know I'm supposed to be with you,
But there ain't no end to the shit I'd do
To spend just ten sweet minutes with your mom.

Well, I would vote Republican for your mom,
Actually, that's something I probably wouldn't do
'Cause if I just wanted to fuck myself,
I really wouldn't need your mama's help
Turns out there's some limit to what I'd do

However...

I would eat a blowfish for your mom,
I'd split it down the middle and then I'd nom, nom, nom, nom!
I hear they're full of poison goo
I sure hope I make it through
So I could share a little with your mom (I hear they're really quite tasty...)

I would join the army for your mom,
I know that's a crazy thing to say,
And I know I'm supposed to be with you,
But there ain't no end to the shit I'd do
To spend just ten sweet minutes with your mom.

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