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five percent of all of Amazon that's a good deal yeah but you know after taxes it's only about 30 billion a year and you can barely buy a Republican candidate for that kind of money these days so yes that is I have a problem with today's show because usually when I have two great comics on I don't know who who do I like to have one great comic on each show because I don't know how to put the title into iTunes do I say Tom Ryan or Moody McCarthy so I'm right oh either way I don't know what the law firm of the law firm of Feldman Ryan and McCarthy yeah I'll we'll do a coin flip and I'll defer to you I'll win and defer to Moody you think by 2016 there did he there be you could you could enter both there's enough room I'm gonna let's talk about the law firm of Feldman Ryan and McCarthy because I made partner dumb that yeah and I noticed more people want to work with Ryan or McCarthy but not Feldman I just noticed I don't know I think it has a nice ring to it Feldman and Feldman is even better Feldman and Feldman all right let me do the intros here Moody McCarthy just did Conan on TBS we'll talk about that that's exciting how long have you been comedy 23 years 20 24 20 that's interesting and your new CD is called set up punch set up punch okay and the cover photo is me with two bottles setting up punch oh wow look at that huh that's funny hey and where you from Moody I'm from Syracuse New York lot that you know we just had Samantha ready Samantha ready last week you know I plead ignorance I don't know Samantha ready ready I don't know she's a young comic and funny she's all I didn't know all the people are okay great great great great Barry Krimmins Barry Krimmins Bobcat Goldway Tom Kenny mm-hmm Dan Spencer Dominic you might know yeah because lousy yeah little south but we we do he's 30 miles outside the thing but we we cause law school week we Syracuse there is a there's a jury man to him and yeah we do exactly right exactly it's not really fair yeah but that's good Syracuse yeah Jimmy Lachace there's a whole like Syracuse mafia really in Manhattan yeah you know Jimmy Lachace I don't well I met you at the Brit pack yeah which is run by Jimmy Lachace oh that's correct yes yes yes all right he might be Buffalo no he's not no okay he's here he rolls with a buffalo posse yes threw me off a little bit and I didn't know he is from and his sister yes I know it's kind of hairy like a buffalo so maybe that's now I'm gonna get punched right now I'm gonna get edited probably kicked probably kicked by the buffalo not feeling 2016 Tom Ryan we're one day in is already done what Tom Ryan should have been on this show 20 years ago I grew up listening to this podcast by the way is that right yeah yeah I have it it's one of the few podcasts that I have in my on my iPad and my podcast section the David Feldman podcast shows up so to be on here is is after 20 years we're on the podcast thrilling yeah well savior it yeah that's right Tom Ryan is just a great friend of mine and somebody I'm always happy to see we shared a week in Arlington Texas together that's right first well Letterman show Comedy Central yeah he has a new CD out called Rush Through Time and I love the cover it's you with punch uh-huh punch through time no it's you you do a great rush limba impersonation and I don't do impressions of my stand-up act and I it's a great impression what you do is you take a box of OxyCot and can't get it up for your 10th wife and that's the CD yeah it's it's I thought of this back in about 1999 that he's always on the wrong side of history I think but you don't see it until time passes so I said alright let's put him all through time and the CD runs from 1773 through 1973 23 tracks and it's him always attacking the wrong people and being wrong he would be against the American Revolution absolutely be a royalist right yeah I yeah the loyalists these loyalists you know are you these rebels against these loyalists I can't even do the impression I had to do it so many times into my my zoom H4 machine and I finally got it right and it goes all the way up through Woodstock and Watergate so it starts with the Boston Tea Party goes all the way through up has the Martin Luther King speech where he would have hated it you know three days later he's gone did you see the speech he was having some kind of a dream so it's that kind of stuff yeah Benjamin Franklin with those shirts and those tucked in pants he's a candle maker son you know these candle makers that kind of stuff so and they're up on YouTube one of them is animated an animator named Darren Santa Maria did a great job with it I know his sister Darren Nina uh-huh and his brother down Pinto I'm dyslexic the mean Pina yeah Pinto Nina the Pinto and as Santa the Pinto was the one that got rear-ended and exploded right the Pina did do it's very little one of Columbus's ships what we're gonna do what what what the Nina the Pina isn't it the Nina the Pinta and the Santa now I can't remember Nina if only there was like an internet or something yeah only we Nina the Pina Pina and the Santa yeah something like that it is I just don't know the names of ships I know the comedians who performed on the entertain it's great yeah JJ Ramirez was on the Buffalo the Buffalo or the the buffet was sysilis yes it was a syphilis buffet mm-hmm and you well known yes so rush limbaugh and we worked Arlington Texas together two things happened one is we went to the grassy knoll seven days in a row wait it was yes every day every day 1992 yes I had my car with me I lived in Florida at the time okay traveling around by car and we were in a condo it was a house it was myself and you I had never met you and heard about you and the emcee was a woman named Diane Amos or Amos right Diane Amos and she is now the spokesperson for Pinesong yes you see her on TV all the time good friend of mine oh it's great yeah it was such a fun week I always tell people is what almost fun with the best smelling condo of all time I saw exactly I think that's what launched that whole thing and then and every day you would have you had your boombox with you whoa and you would play Tom Waits and the clash yeah but I that's how I got into this song and he would just play it over and over again I would just hear this guy over there in the other room and I'd hear they you say no no impression you're two for there we go I can do them off off stage but okay and and that got me I had only been vaguely familiar with Tom Waits you're the one that turned me into a Tom Waits fan that was a mixed tape that Henriette Mantel gave me is that right yes and we had who played Alice on the Brady Bunch movies oh yeah right right she directed unreasonable man go ahead then every day to kill time we would drive down to Dealey Plaza in my Toyota and kill a president and and we would redo the route of the that the president did and we kept playing the clash somebody got murdered yes both of us still feel really bad about that yes that's what we played about it but it was just you know we're I guess it was a homage to it was I had a great somebody took a peek can we talk about sure okay look I'm obsessed with the Kennedy assassination as people my age are and so we went to the grassy knoll the picket fence picket fence where the third shot was fired or maybe was the second of the third the allegedly yes see I don't know that's one of it I don't the picket fence I don't know Ray Walston was in it David E. Kelly wrote it okay yeah the they always when they talk about the Kennedy assassination they always refer to a lot of conspiracy of a on the top of the grassy knoll by the white picket fence okay that's where they thought a shot came from and we went up to the fence yeah we went to the picket fence and somebody may have taken pieces of the picket fence home with him now here's what happened wow so the I don't think you have the original pick exactly I what happened was a lot of the fence was rotted out and there was a little portion of it that had fallen onto the ground and I thought what a cool souvenir have a piece of the famous picket fence it was about a foot long piece of the picket fence and I took it home with me and I had it for a few years and every time I ran into David he would go I just don't like that that you took my little upset I said to Jackie you know you know I used to be friendly with Jackie Kennedy and you know when her husband got shut she ran to the back of the car to crawl out yeah to get a souvenir rub the brain and I thought you know look eBay I and I get it I get it but you know what just let it go and it's tacky and I eventually threw it out I did you really oh yeah absolutely I threw that out after a few years because you got me thinking about it so and I showed this is pre-eBay thanks a lot mm-hmm I could have had a piece of history and sold it for a few million no I must say between the picket fence and playing the clash someone someone got murdered very poor etiquette and yeah yeah yeah I agree the combination but wait the etiquette gets worse and this is really a story about what dogs comedians are I was headlining yeah Arlington I know you had to get that in here yes sure I'd like to Lord of you guys I was headlining anyway but normally I'm middle that's normally I do this performance now Tom Ryan was there and he watched me walk an entire audience is that right yes show after show really every show yes they were good crowds but it was more on the Fort Worth side of Texas a little more kind of rugged individualist a lot of cowboy hats well his comedy we're going to enjoy this show you know and everybody was doing well and 20 minutes in every show David Feldman I'm sitting in the back going David Feldman is doing very well this is great stuff and every show and now I'll do a third impression I do a little bit of it maybe if that tell me if this is correct but here's I'd be sitting back and first night there was a pause and then David Feldman on a non sequitur would go you know Jeffrey Dahmer happens to be a handsome man and it would just and you would see the head start turning what did he say this is 1992 1992 at the peak of yeah oh wow yeah I do yeah yeah and then maybe was he more yeah yeah and the murmuring would start and then you know now hair me out and then he'd go into this bit and you're back there gone oh no oh no he's an oh well maybe by night to mr. Feldman the headliner will maybe drop that joke and I remember by night three going have you thought of maybe no it's a funny joke they need to hear this joke and and you stuck with it every show and every show by the weekend I'm back there don't do it and it's like that's coming up I think this is where you know Jeffrey Dahmer happens to be a handsome man and then you would just watch and this show unfolded every night I'm not saying cannibalism is right I'm saying every day millions of people die and every morning we bury perfectly good cuts in me that was that the best I stop doing that I was a whole defensive cannibalism uh-huh right it went on I mean and then it went into necrophilia yeah well it would and it every night on cue you'd be doing great and all of a sudden the murmuring the head turning and then slowly people stand right and I wasn't advocating necrophilia no I was just saying I under I understood it now that the how many people would ride to make the whole show them but half the crowd would well would make it to the finish line depended I guess and then they all bought CDs right yeah and these people yeah they want absolutely love me yeah they want a memento you know and I accuse them oh this is cattle country you know you guys are so afraid of another source of meat but but but there was one specific show where I walked the entire audience I mean wow and it was because Friday night Friday late night maybe Saturday late night was it okay before we're flying home and I walked the entire audience wow and and this is what dogs comedians are so I'm on stage and I did a joke about the C word I said only men could come up with a word as ugly as the C word but only women could make it last this long that's what I forgot about that one and all of a sudden this is what we're dogs we just keep going and so I keep going I got yeah I look at my clock you know 20 more minutes of comedy quote-unquote yeah I'm going on a boy I everybody seems to be the women seems to be getting up and go to the bathroom here I wonder if they I wonder if there was something in there not and I'm delusional and like near the end I'm playing to like three people yeah I'm thinking God I hope they didn't give everybody food poisoning if this is 1992 this made of this may have been the week that ended the comedy boom so then I go I'm sorry for one second I go backstage afterwards and right I go to get paid I was so curious about that the how awkward is that not this is how delusional I was I walk back into the owner's office and he won't make eye contact me and I literally said why don't we open up the calendar and four months from now wow this was 1992 when you're young you know you know you don't you don't I don't see it no I did he probably said yes but we can't have that same guy back to middle that was the problem I interrupted you I'm sorry no that's exactly what I wanted to know I like it one year at the end of the week you're in that you in the boss and a desk there's no music and how yeah that had to be that's great I know one to ten that's a nine for awkwardness now Moody gave me then we're gonna then we're gonna change it we'll talk about you guys I apologize no no I enjoyed it you gave me a joke I've been trying I've been doing a 9-11 joke or five you didn't learn your lesson in 92 so I you've you've been so much fix a joke as gave me so I had like a the original joke was I used to be in great shape I once walked to the top of the World Trade Center granted it was right after 9-11 but still it was still a high you know and the audience would you know sure you know I then I go to is it too soon no too late too late I'd say too late too late is it hacky for me to be still doing 9-11 jokes and so okay the you at Brit pack yes about three months ago walked up to me and gave me a much better joke that is killing oh great right that's great to hang on it was one of those things we where you did the setup and I thought you were gonna go somewhere and you went a different way and I just told you the way that I thought you're gonna go mm-hmm yeah turned out to be so so great but and then and then I also confided that I have a like a real story that I don't have the guts to tell on stage like my thing I'd never done this on stage but I would I go it would be you know I lost my girlfriend at 9-11 she started banging a fireman which is true but I don't have the guts to stand and do it but it's true that's great yeah yeah yeah it doesn't fit your persona no and I know that feeling yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a great yeah I yeah but yours is about the wife now so that your wife this is moody gave me this joke okay I'm glad it's doing well I'm thrilled so I go I do a reference to I have no sense of humor about 9-11 my first wife my first wife was in the south tower that day and she survived six o'clock at night the door opens I go oh you made it yeah so I'm opening for Judy Gold okay at Carolines last week normally you headline normally I have Frank Conniff does a set before me the great Frank Conniff yeah so we're hanging out after the show and I hear this woman going that 9-11 joke was disgusting I'm a survivor of 9-11 can't do Fitzgerald there's nothing funny about 9-11 and Frank is and Frank just throws me under the bus so what I so she walked up to me this is a lie this part is not true okay but this is like oh you do this on stage no no no no no this is that's true about Frank Conniff then she left okay but now you know when I'm getting drunk and bragging about what I right this is what I should have done oh yeah so I said bring bring her back bring her back this is a comedy club and she goes in and says your joke about 9-11 wasn't funny I survived 9-11 and I looked her straight in the face and I said I'm really sorry you survived and then her husband threw a punch which I blocked that part I so good 9-11 we all survived 9-11 that's right you see you lost your girlfriend to a firefighter that's true yeah she was a comic I won't we were weren't weren't heavy-hated a heavy dating but but I certainly liked there and yeah she'd start a date in the comic right and they're right in her dating a firefighter right in your neighborhood yeah yeah then we got to they had a good years and years later yeah but yeah the fight those guys in uniform did well yeah they did well Doug Stanhope does a great bit about that I forget how it goes but it but it's it's he compares the firemen after 9-11 to the troops at the Iraq War and and you know how one group trump the other when it comes to getting women and what I forget how the bit goes but it's really funny I guess women like firefighters more than cops because you don't accidentally put out the wrong fire yeah the not many scandals yeah firefighting community and they can cook and they can all come out yeah they're revered now you're both Irishman that's right yeah yeah and so I'm Jewish I know that my grandfather sent a lot of fires to get me through college you have any cousins I I do not I my family did not live up to the stereotype of becoming cops and firemen I got two uncle cops there you go retired but yeah to where do they cop I was Syracuse retired in Syracuse and then a New York State trooper mm-hmm two of my mother's brothers yeah lived up no let's see firemen no no firemen in my immediate media family so let's talk about Tamir Rice the toddler who was shot by a cop in Cleveland the grand jury said the cop isn't to blame we have Rahm Emanuel in Chicago people are saying he should step down because the police in Chicago just can't seem to stop killing unarmed black people there's no question that there's institutionalized racism in in our police forces but why aren't the cops saying we're afraid of guns that to me is like an issue that well a lot of the more once in a while they do like their official the the the reason for turning statements like they want more gun control but they don't yeah but they they don't they whisper it they seem to not yeah because the law they just passed in Texas which I just saw today there's just one guy the interview he goes well now we can conceal Kerry with the gun right on our hip makes it easier to draw to defend yourself how often is this coming up yeah I mean I I always say both my parents made it well into the 80s they never needed a gun they find they have the option to get one but how often is this hypothetical coming up where you got to have a gun on your on your hip it's it's nuts yeah it's where it is weird it is weird when New York State has a New York City is like the toughest yeah you gotta I've heard I heard it from Donald Trump who is licensed to carry right that all the hurdles you gotta clear it to get that and it's expensive very prohibitive Trump is also licensed to carry chlamydia yeah but you know what that the Tamir Rice the kid the kid on the playground that was like a couple years ago too when it didn't that take a while to get through how long ago about a year ago yeah okay it just got dismissed by a grand jury okay it's to me though the thing about all the cops shooting black people and their reaction in the street the one that got the in Ferguson the one that got the biggest thing it kind of to me was the one with the most gray area like he wasn't to me the most sympathetic just like knocked off because he was black is your same yeah no and then like when all that protesting was going on like I was like you know the cop I don't know if you if you punch a cop sitting in his seat not gonna go well right but that each and that one got the biggest reaction then the subsequent ones were like heinous heinous yeah the South Carolina one where the guys run away that was like but and that's happened with that one that's not known that he punched the cop right it's not known that shot went off in the cop car okay like they were fighting over a gun I think and he did a little marks on the stuff right and he did you know I don't know you know that guy was I found it hard to just I was I was that whole thing it's gotta be a better all kidding all kidding aside because it is a funny topic the question is not whether or not that guy it was a brown in Ferguson Michael was a Michael Brown whether or not he was sympathetic the question is given the same circumstances with a white suspect would the result be the same and the answers no yeah probably not as we there are just no video surfacing of police brutality with cops where cops show up and pin as you know that one where the cop in Texas is pinning that young African-American girl in the bikini right and holding you just pull out the kid or yeah you just don't see it with white yeah no there's a couple in California where they shot semi kind of homeless type guys who weren't I think they were white and like obviously weren't a threat there's I've seen a couple of videos I know of that if you saw cops beating up white males in their late teens for driving drunk being loud blasting their music yeah what would your reaction be beating them up yeah I'd be I'd be but they like they deserved it oh yeah right you would you would say oh they had it coming or whatever no you would you would say a white kid in Michigan just got shot a white kid I'm not saying shot but if I if I were walk right on the street I'm saying if on TV there was an iPhone video of a young white kid who ran who did you know rolled through a stop sign and then the cop tried to pull him over and he put him on a little chase and they couldn't write and the cop gets out of the car it's in a couple of jabs and and the kid says you can't you know blah blah blah and the cop beats the shit out of him wouldn't you chalk that up to life experience for the the kid yeah I know as long as he's a white I think you're always gonna question each case of of any police brutality I saw in Philadelphia one time years ago at a New Year's Day parade cops grabbed this was a white kid drunken white kid we can frame this as a how many ever did in the news 22 years ago today yeah yeah I know yours day that's right today and and they and this guy was you know resisting and cursing him out very drunk and they all the cops look around they look left or right big crowd around they throw him into the back of the van okay and he starts kicking the side of the van next thing you know they open the doors and about four or five cops go in and you can hear them in there beating the shit out of this guy and it was so unnerving oh really so chilling to the bone that this guy is getting pummeled back before video all that is probably yeah that's the whole 30 years he's a white this was a white yeah white drunken kid and probably Irish and what are you gonna do it you're not gonna you know had I had my cell phone I would have caught some footage of it oh you you were there yeah I watched it I was there when this happened and and it was just whoa so this is what it's like when the lesson was don't get drunk yeah on New Year's Day and you know in my life I've never really seen I've seen skirmishes and not even talking about cops anyone I've never seen anyone get knocked out I don't think I have yeah I think I've seen anyone really get their ass kicked but other than boxers in a ring and on a on a case-by-case basis it makes me squeamish yeah yeah it does it there was a maybe nauseated and and I think we've been fair over the years saying hey that was wrong what they did to that guy and and I think you know the video it's changed the whole it does this was the turning point for some reason 2015 was the turning point but we all know that things like that have been going on for years and years everybody knows that and definitely worse yeah and it it is as you said institutional and it's like alright 2015 that was here that that's review the whole year now that's what do we got to change now do you think that maybe the cops are being more violent because of the video cameras I notice when I'm on television I pick up my game yeah YouTube hits they're thinking YouTube hits right yeah they're trying to go viral that's the answer just you know yeah but I definitely I think part of it from a cop when you see a black person you don't think they have the legal resources right so as a right as a white person there is no question that there's a horrible horrible problem of racism yeah institutional racism in our police departments their defense is always well the police always say well but they may have guns they may have guns and I just don't understand why the police don't come out against open carry and conceal yeah all these laws where you can that the majority in Texas police chiefs did today believe it or not in Texas yes I said that's they're against it that won't get any publicity no and I think they get I think for you for generations that the police unions have been for gun control but they kind of whisper it and I think the average the person drawn into law enforcement is someone who likes they're there from that type to yeah yeah well what I'm not happy about and I think is the dear union the dear union have been against yeah that's right the yeah what I'm thankful for is that back in 1992 in Texas when David Felton was doing his Jeffrey Dahmer jokes that wasn't concealed carry in that audience because that would have been what kind of a show you would have been headlining by Thursday night it would have been an evening with Tom Ryan that's right by the way the Kennedy assassination is a prime example of why bad things cannot be prevented with a gun there yeah I mean it's it's you know they were there were everybody was carrying you know I and they still couldn't I years ago I made up my mind by the way they also think a Secret Service agent fired that last that was that's one of the room that is one of the rumors yeah I mean that's one of the yeah but they do like the party those Secret Service guys years ago they do years ago I decided I basically I like getting into political arguments and whatnot but I basically decided years ago I'm done with the gun argument you guys won yeah the NRA one it's over you had your chance back in whenever I'm not anti you always have to say that I'm not anti second amendment and I'm not but the whole argument you get about tyrannical government that that just doesn't hold up they're gonna and it's not gonna happen you know now I'll get shit for that for saying that but they have tanks and nuclear bombs how long the guns last like physically like I know nothing about but it seems like a long time so many they may and yeah they make a gun today that things right still work 40 years later I don't know what the right so the 300 so many guns in a world just like yeah people we arm just like it I they should make them where they self-destruct the ones we give into war zones they should sell idea you know I great I heard somebody else mention that somewhere I don't know where I heard that idea but just make the weapons that you give to countries that are out of whatever get the guns make it to gambling and drinking if it's a tank how do you make a rocket propelled grenade launcher oh you have a remote means to disable it after a year I mean the news that you don't see it as much anymore they used to like to be somewhere and they mentioned that someone shows that someone with these or Russian AK-47s or something like that now it's took that to mean like that that subtext is like we do we didn't close a deal on that arm sale we got we got outbid by their yeah right you know right I can't mention it to Russian what percent how much do you think arm sales are up like 40% oh yeah yeah yeah yeah what do you think you know with Boeing and all these guys lobbying in Washington DC they they only the only gross like 30 billion a year right that's not a lot of money we're like a three trillion dollar economy right but the armed you know our industry the lobbyists who sell guns overseas they make a total like 30 billion that includes like missiles that we sell to other countries yeah so for 30 billion to sell to you know Saudi Arabia is it worth it why are we arming other countries shareholders my friend I mean what there's no I know exactly why would we want to give our state-of-the-art weaponry to China why do we sell things to we sell them the best stuff for the the I think we sell them the best stuff yeah so I'm looking and it's only like bringing 30 billion dollars into our three trillion dollar economy it's not is it worth it that's that's a significant number I would think but yeah that they're so driven by sales and that's it that's there is no thinking about well what are the repercussions of this I'm with you let's sell them like we should start pushing like the Bluetooth speakers and stuff like that yeah and then if you try to clamp down at sea more regulation destroying capital I try to joke a little bit once we're like like the country I like the other one is great Frank kind of gets all the heat from it so but like that with the gun control like we need the tougher laws that that's the easiest part of it that like the hardest part these people have guns like it's gonna be you know going trying to get these automatic well yeah excuse me we we need your automatic weapons back oh why because we think you might be crazy yeah yeah well because you have automatic weapons right yeah it's that's a tough job going to collect them round them why yeah yeah March march up in that ranch and get the guys all his oozees well I was reading about Texas and now everybody can carry a gun or practice you need a license but you know everybody at least a million people in Texas are gonna be carrying guns you can't get an abortion in Texas unless you do with a gun right but I carefully yes yeah but I was thinking they're gonna come out with statistics that show this is a good idea they're gonna say because I heard somebody say right you know violent crime is down well violent crime is down because of all the guns right they're gonna do something cause and effect is why I'll always yeah and I thought you know it's just maybe it's time to get out to get out of the country because maybe it just gets down to an aesthetic like maybe you can prove statistically which you can't that everybody carrying guns is gonna prevent something I just don't like the aesthetic I don't like the people who are carrying guns I don't like the attitude I don't like well yeah the thing that I always think of is they're always saying well you need it to defend your property defend your home if this was happening every day where an intruder came into a home and some guy with a gun shot him and killed him and that guy had a gun whatever you would hear that all over yeah you never hear that story no you hear it maybe once a year and they'll run with that story beyond belief but you just don't hear that story it doesn't come up I have a go actually I have a Google search and I get that when it happens when it happens is that right it happens and you have to dig deep into it and happens like once or twice a week but you know what happens more often deer hunters who kill their accidentally yeah I mean it does it's a gun accidents are the big oh yeah and that's the big number and suicide and suicide and yeah yeah yeah who gets a gun after the guy kills him so right and drunken rampages yeah who knows drunken ramp yeah domestic stuff yeah who does get the gun you know it's against all those guns to stop signs you know because we people just shoot this oh yeah stop sign lobby had any spine against guns they got the model right there stop shooting us but I I overall I no longer put any mental energy into this because I have I give up you won yeah and I'm not anti-anti-gun but you you even mentioned that you're well maybe a salt web is a what part of infringed do you not understand okay you win you win there's a technology to even like that to to make these things are only only the owner can shoot it right and stuff like that but they don't they block that into that yeah people aren't into that people will will be it would be into it to the NRA stops everything they're unbelievable they say like a what's I don't know the number but like 80% of the country would like stronger yeah the biggest loophole right is that the the background on the gun show are not for oh private set for for the gun shows yeah you can be out of your mind I remember like in some of the stuff like that was people worry about big brother but some of the stuff that gets by like that that kid who shot up the movie theater I think in in Colorado I think it ordered like four grand worth worth of ammo ammunition right that's a lot of UPS that's a lot of boxes coming from maybe that's a secret from guns rs.com and kid they don't they don't flag that and it's kids obviously crazy right and they can't you'd like a little more big brother once in a while at some point the UPS joke I tried didn't work it I'll take it you got it you got it you're my joke my joke fixer nice to do it fixer I take the broken right I'm too cowardly to get a shell scratch yeah I'm holding on to my edgy dog cat time zone stuff that I thought okay what is Frank kind of gonna say but oh people always worry about big brothers I have three brothers and three sisters my brothers never had any idea what I was doing my sisters were the ones into my shit yeah I'm worried about big sister sister right that's not an edgy joke you what kind of what kind of comment do you think Frank kind of is now here's how if I had to fix that one yeah yeah yeah I'm one of seven kids I had six siblings yeah three of them were brothers and then you're holding back on the the word sister oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe pull that you're right about that I do have three of each three of each yeah yeah you're seven as well that's right one of seven kids yeah I always here's a joke I always I tried it once it didn't my parents had seven kids but they only raised six of them that's how I ended up being a comedian yeah I like it you know I like it my mother says my mother who's not a stand-up comic huh she said after four they raised themselves that's what and it is true because I was my older brother's my older brother I'm number six to see now this is Moody's first time on the show and yours and mine so I can't say when he said my mother's not a stand-up comic I felt like saying so it runs in the family I wouldn't say that sketch an improv so Conan what was that like was that it was at your first Conan there was my first Conan it was three four weeks ago and yeah it was great it was very exciting it's funny we talked about big Irish families he's from a family of six and my brothers went to college with one of his brothers little Catholic school in Massachusetts called Holy Cross and my sister went there as well Holy Cross yep but in there a tight of the crusader wait wait a second so they named a school after something Robin says from Batman and Robin holy cross it seems like a silly name really is maybe I maybe I don't know it was funded by Mar-Vell or whatever their name my buddy in high school I used to have a lot of because my father and three my siblings went to Holy Cross yeah so I had a lot of their garb my my buddy would always say holy cross Batman but how many minutes did you do four and a half they lit me at 35 it was crazy with some 35 minutes no it is five minutes it is five minutes you know it's funny they're very loose they're very informal they're really casual and they the guy the guy yeah tell me what to do he goes when you go out he goes you gonna see a countdown timer whatever just ignore them do whatever he goes they're just covering their ass so is it so you didn't have to worry about the clock I've never done have you done ones where there's a countdown timer and you're cuz I I know did you ever have that experience okay no but um yes I chatted afterwards Conan it's super friendly it's very and I had done Letterman before Letterman is you know going in is not gonna chat about your right he's not gonna want to grab it when when did you do Letterman did Letterman in 2012 in 2014 how nerve-wracking was that 2012 was the most nervous I've ever been yeah because I was Letterman that's all I wanted to tell you first big show was Letterman I had done some some stuff I did I did Kimmel his second year on the air and his ratings were low he was in fact my parents couldn't watch he had been dropped in Syracuse New York he'd been dropped in like two markets in the country that was one of them so they drove to like a sports bar with a satellite dish to try to get like a West Coast feet or something that's great but so I did Kimmel when it didn't what today would be huge Kimmel like it would be huge but back then it was and then I had done some real so how long did it take you to get on Letterman 20 years yeah wow yeah 20 years yeah and they told me they were gonna have me back in another 20 years and then but I'm so nervous I used to wake up in the middle of the night with my heart yeah absolutely I'm just go out to the living room and do the set over and over my head that's the only I could fall asleep this was the first letter first letterman because that meant so much to me I just grew up watching the same and I got bumped the first time and that helped because you just got used to hearing him say your name that freaks you out like just like you know and just the whole thing and I just got the suit yesterday and isn't that and had two weeks to sharpen this out a little bit and come back and I tell people it's like when evil can evil used to go up to the end of the ramp yeah and look around come back and then do the jump that's how getting bump felt and I needed the money to I got I needed the $1,000 or whatever yeah I was I was having yeah yeah and you did letterman twice and then got bumped on a third one and not rebooked and I always remember that story when I got bumped it scared it because I knew Tom story that's right yeah and it still took me years to get over that I mean and I'm not kidding a few years to just go like how do you bump somebody you got your in the studio or just like waiting to go on wow that's crazy bumped and then well we've changed our booking policies a little bit and I still don't know how and why it happened and took me a few years to get it I was actually one of the few people that was happy and I don't mean happy that letterman was finally off the not finally off the air but it took away all that churning a little bit of closure I wonder if I'll ever get that third one that was honestly I go well the credit is kind of no longer relevant so I felt a little better I was and I'm a huge letterman fan of who went along who well I know Maureen Dowd the New York Times columnist he got talking to her and that was in 2004 I did it a long time ago I did 2001 got right back on in 2002 well and then the I thought my third set was going to be my best one well and it got bumped I never got to get it out there no no big deal because to me the credit it's great to have done it and like you had said it would I would wake up in the middle of night and people would go but your material works this isn't about material yeah this is about going out there and having possible the possibility of such extreme stage fright where you are unable to speak yeah and and then that would be a story that would ruin your life yeah did you see that guy right who walked out and he couldn't talk I can't believe that doesn't have more of a story of that any any stories of the guy just now I've seen but I saw a guy like mini blank if you were comic you knew it if you knew it but it didn't matter and I had to chat it with him after but thing with letter was they don't allow bullet points no and that's really that is one criticism I you know the tonight show come no microphone to when I did it no hand I was able to do okay no camera and no audience either how was it for you be not holding the microphone that took a long time different it's weird it's weird but that Seinfeld was allowed to hold a microphone yeah he was yeah yeah all the rule I think he has long I think he has a little more leverage than I do right yeah right yeah yeah but I practice without it and you actually can get comfortable with it I never I didn't practice in a club because of yeah but just in my living room you can get used to not doing it good so I was going through your I remember Garland Jeff Garland did letterman and he said you know it's first time and he said no matter what I did it wasn't good enough I'd lie in bed I'd have to stay the night before I'd have to stand up I'd be standing up I got half it is the ultimate anxiety it really is your anxiety when afterwards it's such a decompression yeah down it's yeah it's crazy well when I got bumped I remember before I got bumped I'm pacing around I remember think I don't want to eat too much that day I want to be out there I started getting tired I felt my energy I could feel my voice getting weak I just felt like fading physically and then I got bumped in this two weeks later I ate more I just ate like just little things like that and then you arrive and everybody else is casual and they're right they're nibbling and they're talking yeah and you feel like saying don't you understand what's going on they're gonna execute me I'm about to be executed here's what so I get my whole fame I have 12 people there I have my parents and a couple seven drive down from Syracuse I got people here they're all there I get bumped and they start telling stories about how nervous they are my brother goes I walked into a bar a couple blocks from here and chugged a Guinness just come on what I'm standing there going you know I haven't done the show yet right I don't tell me now yeah why would you allow your family are we here that's it you know what that's the thing I wrestle with my head I was like if I if I don't let them come it's gonna be bad karma I don't they won't listen I don't want anyone there I want anonymous people right but if I deny him that it's gonna backfire somehow in my even while you're up there yeah and it's going well you're gonna start to regret oh this isn't going over you know yeah or this is going over but they're not here and I feel bad about that yeah that thing yeah do you like having friends and family in the audience I like having friends and family but not no not in the audience necessarily no give me the strangers they're rooting for you and they want to be on your side you know my especially when you can see them in the crowd I don't like seeing anybody I know no yeah I had my parents in the crowd at the German taping and brothers and sisters and it could you see me couldn't see him now yeah why my parents when they went I knew they were in the balcony and I told my parents I go don't tell the people around you that your son is on the show it changes the dynamic they're gonna be looking at that good and then after afterwards my mother goes he's telling everybody just couldn't sit on it yeah there's always for me a friend or a member of my family shows up and that becomes the thing I they do one thing and I fixate on it and then I and I'm I obsess on that instead of my set which in many ways is a gift yeah they give you that distraction okay yeah yeah yeah it makes me feel stale they've seen all my jokes that makes me feel stale I feel like okay so the go ahead I'm sorry I didn't mind when they were in the studio audience that kind of thing when they're in a comedy club audience that I find a little bit rattling because you're thinking I hope this is going well because people I know and then you don't want to have a bad show and then explain I was off my game and you know they're going oh no you were fine now I wasn't fine yeah a good show yeah yeah you do care what if you had to mix it up with some rowdy table and yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I I'd like to separate my friends and family from my performances I just want to I'm going to and it's become a bone of contention especially coming back here to New York yeah where everybody where I'm from is like we want to come see your performance here and I don't want you in the audience yeah I because I'm you because then you you're my friend yeah and then we have to discuss yeah afterwards and I don't want to discuss I know I've been doing this yeah it's my whole life an act it's and I know the and I don't need to hear and there was one show somebody showed up and at a show recently they paid so I couldn't stop them but they're going you were the best and I wasn't headlining I was they were the best and the headliner didn't hear it so I was pissed off no yeah I'm going yeah you know you were there you don't do that but that anyway it's yeah I I rarely I I don't pursue work in the Philadelphia area I love all my family and friends I find it way too nerve-wracking I two years ago I had to do a I said yes to doing a fundraiser for my high school yeah and everybody so many people that I knew came out to that's a man that's surreal it was a month of worrying in advance right yeah yeah and then I did the show it went fine wasn't killer but went fine sound and lighting I still remember to you sound and lighting was not perfect you know what I mean but it took me so long to get over that the anxiety and the nerves of that and it's like I don't want to subject myself to that there are there are comics that thrive on it some that are really good I did my high school I wish I had yeah I did yeah okay and it was erotic I found it was surreal it was at the high school to or no no it was at the high school wow and I hadn't been back there for decades right right some of the teachers were there wow and they were mummified but they were there are some of my teachers and a lot of you know Richard Lewis and Rick Overton and one of the Isley brothers I went to a great high school wow here in the city no no Dwight Moore high school in New Jersey and the and I you know I killed great I really did and I said I said many of you remember me as the class clown I just want you to know on the outside I was laughing but on the inside I was masturbating but it was I saw people I haven't seen in a decade same and you know it's so real like it is you have stuff and you have stuff in your act that is appropriate and wrong no but in factually not true right I mean you'll you'll have everything I say is actually right right right right which is tricky when people who know your he's background you know what I mean yeah he's the Wikipedia of comics there's a lot of facts that are slightly wrong at all of his jokes well that was the deal with my wife that I could say anything on stage about my family as long as it wasn't true oh look at that so that's why like I always say I love my wife I love my kids I had done one show at a now this is 15 years ago I did one show where I did go back home to my hometown suburb of Philadelphia and did a show and everybody I knew cousins aunts and uncles old friends from high school grade school that one couldn't have gone better and that was amazing but since then it's like I I did it once I don't want to have to go through those nerves again I was just in my hometown just this past weekend doing and so I've done it a lot to me the overriding I yeah I don't want to make eye contact with people I don't know but I just feel stale I feel like yeah they know some of these jokes I've been in 15 years that's the way I feel that's what I it's starting to become a thing that where I'm feeling guilt for not having enough new materials it's my last trip through yeah and that's the more overriding thing yeah I don't like going back so it's it's my own fault that's what you feel guilty for and not drugging the women you're from Philadelphia kill friend suburbs of Philadelphia yeah right outside the city somebody else is from Philadelphia in fact that comic that you speak of who I finally removed from my bio you know yeah I had to take Bill Cosby's pill caddy I'd go I was the first standup I ever heard the 714s bill she looks like you might want to bring this one you might want to go with a we kid but right yeah well he's guilty of I had to take it went out America's dad right when he went from America's dad to father update rate yeah my brother now lives right next to the town where all that went down Elkins Park my brother this right you know within two miles of where that did every they say that everybody in Philadelphia knew that he was a rapist I have no idea I mean I I don't know I think the word was out there I knew someone who worked at the tonight show with Leno did not go on way back and said like if they had Cosby on they didn't they knew normally it would have been they knew to put a male with him to yeah so it was well it was an open secret I didn't know I actually got bumped off a letterman one time by Cosby now that I think of it really one of the one of the few different all right I'm gonna suit on the number 51 that's right class action suit that's right I now I'm remembering that got bumped off and that might have been on the third one so had I gone in on that day maybe I would have gotten my third one on so that's a further gripe that I have I should we should mention that you know he's innocent in this country a rape victim is guilty until Bill Cosby runs out of enough money to prove his innocence yeah just this is our man I have a awful story I have a warehouse full of hello friend t-shirts I'm trying it looks like I'm gonna eat these things you know that's what's really sad about the hell you know why you said hello friend no but I know it's a Clapton tune years but his son is something with his son I remember meeting that that's why it's really it just because I remember running into Jesse like I like Jesse Jackson I think Jesse Jackson is one of the most underrated of the Jackson five I think I think Jesse Jackson is just you know history has not is not being kind to Jesse Jackson and I remember he said on a plane I just walked up to him and he said hello friend it was right after Ennis Cosby passed away oh okay it's sad I mean it really is absolutely speaking of white people Fareed's or Zach Zachariah Zachariah who has been busted for plagiarism several times he's still a great writer has a piece in the Washington Post that the biggest group of dying Americans I saw this our whom middle-aged white men middle-aged white men that's where the the highest lot of alcoholism yeah a lot of suicide a lot of maybe heart disease obesity those kinds of things everybody else is getting healthy yes and middle-aged white men are getting sicker and sicker well it's no apparent here we have two empty chairs right there you go right what what is wrong and so with Trump they middle-aged white men seem to be the biggest supporters of Trump right is what's wrong I mean people are thinking that it's the shift that's been happening since the early 70s away from a manufacturing-based economy it things like that that's what they're so well there's people are drinking more and they're eating more to try to because their lives aren't going that well and as a white person I've always felt the one thing is that no one thanks us for running the world we never get it's a thankless job no I think obesity boy do you ever walk through some of these like like I got a new York City's not bad New York City I don't think is a real microcosm because people are walking right yeah but you go yeah you just go to a mall an airport yeah it's an airport is a random grouping of people are mall is it and you just go oh wow yeah like it's it's uh-huh and then once a while there's a guy who's unbelievably ripped yeah like you know the other end of the spectrum guy working out too much right right but the old no it's a little bit old slight punches out of I'm not feeling 2016 I really I really was expecting quit on it already I quit you before you even started yeah especially New Year's Eve I I watched a little bit of Ryan see crests collagen injections and then your your sister my sister the anti-vax Oh Jenny Jenny McCarthy yeah you know her and the great comedic actress that plus-sized McCarthy they are first cousins is that right yeah but she's so large she's also a second she's actually very funny Jenny McCarthy 20 years ago never saw that coming like at Thanksgiving that she was gonna get eclipsed uh-huh that's right so I'm watching the New Year's celebration and I don't know if you know this but I'm a Jew mm-hmm that's how I pronounce the word you for the question mark you're like this is not legitimate New Year's Eve that was in September I think Yom Kipper is a better holiday that this was it I watched television everybody's celebrating and I'm thinking I love America I hate I'm really beginning to hate Americans and I'm looking at everybody's celebrating and the sense of entitlement that we all have the pursuit of happiness yeah you know the beginning of the movie the thief of Baghdad it's written in the sky happiness needs to be earned you must earn happiness happiness you don't this idea that we're all entitled to happiness and a celebration right Times Square we're just trying to recreate D-Day the victory over the Japanese and the Germans and that was legitimate but it was earned it was true and everybody's miserable and fat and drunk and disgusting and I I really think it's time to make everybody celebrate Yom Kipper on December 31st to a tone your sins a tone this is a day December 31st should be a night of atonement where you fast you have to do charity you go this idea to the self-congratulation because who can we get the on TV jacky Mason you know I do a joke about Yom Kippur I go because my wife is Jewish I go there's more similarities than there are differences I go it's a good actually by the way it's a good mix Jews and Irish yeah good mix I just wanted to marry a setup that's I felt like yeah well my Yom Kippur joke it does well in the synagogues I'll take it yeah Frank Conniff doesn't play synagogue all right go ahead anyway actually travels outside the synagogue okay as well Yom Kippur I go I go I asked my wife I go how do Jewish people celebrate Yom Kippur just as we don't eat I go that's identical to a holiday in my culture St. Patrick's Day it's on the CD setup punch everybody about you do the temples right I do yeah you do the temples and yeah yeah cuz I've done a lot of the great great great crowds but one of the bookers always says you can't close I can't have a non-Jew closing the show so I go on in the middle and it's just so much fun yeah they love jokes and you great gigs and they love comics who aren't Jewish the type of Jewish self-policing there's a self-policing that goes on in the Jewish community because they don't want certain people representing us for example any Republican Jew who's worth a fortune yeah it's not gonna vote for Bernie Sanders but they're proud of Bernie Sanders okay yeah if Donald Trump were a Jew there'd be a knock on the door you fired uh-huh they would the Jews would not allow one of his kids one of his kids married a Jew yes and she makes love through a hole in the very same sheet her dad wears it as rallies I do that joke in my act and the audience it's weird you know I'm on the island of Manhattan when you go out on the road there are people who are actually who are voting for Trump oh I have absolutely and just as he will tell you look at the poll numbers I mean he it's all he talks about his poll numbers that's all he talks about you're shlonged incredibly you're shlonged to me the he's not gonna I don't think he's gonna get he should have plummeted isn't that the nomination I don't think he's I think he's gonna lose in Iowa and I think he's gonna lose in New Hampshire doesn't have a grand game I like to that doesn't that sound like I know something who's gonna win he's crucial when Iowa most likely a storm yeah right he is Marco Rubio is that the most that's what's yeah well who do you think is gonna win I win New Hampshire Iowa I think Ted Cruz will win Iowa and I think Trump might win New Hampshire I really believe it and then when he goes to South Carolina and all the Super Tuesday he might take some states there I don't think it's outside of the realm of possibility that he wins the nomination I really don't Trump I don't either I yeah I didn't think so four months ago to me when he made fun of that reporter go for the nearer time for the New York Times to me that should have been time out we're done you're gone we see how ridiculous you are didn't matter didn't hurt him a bit and and they pointed out on TV that he used the phrase you should see the guy before he started mocking him and he later said I don't even know who the guy is right well no you use the phrase you should see the guy it was one of those guys on I he was a New York Times reporter then Trump came on the air and the guy didn't follow up and asked Trump well why did you use the phrase you should see the guy before you curled your wrist in and started gyrating around I miss this whole story yeah they he mocked a New York Times reporter had a condition and he mocked him physically okay it's like that's third grade stuff you're there future possible president I should have been the end right there you know 69 years old yeah yeah no it's a stand I think when I when I get his age I hope I have the energy to be half the bigot I tweeted that one so they got a great joke I have a you gotta do that is a great great joke the tweet of a motor just the motor for 69 it's incredible no I don't do any political stuff well politics is hard to do why you get away with it I tried to joke about not doing a little jokes well hang on for one second that big a joke is if you're good thank you oh I'll try to do that tonight okay do that joke that's a great job right job it is surprising he's 69 years old yeah I mean Frank Conif is salivating over that joke right now I think I'm kind of optimistic about the stupidity of America you can count on it and I think Trump supporters are too stupid to fill out a ballot I don't think I think they show up for the entertainment value but when it comes to election day they can't find their polling precinct they won't they don't they're not registered as Republican I think they're just too sloppy and what do you think about I think his audience runs the gamut I think there's a lot of people that are just it's a reaction they're smart people but they're just so anti-Obama that I think their his base runs the gamut intelligence wise I really do I've been shocked at some people that I know but I think it's fun you know it's not fun voting it's fun to say you're voting for Trump it's fun to piss people off at Thanksgiving it's fun to go to the rallies but to actually get in your waddle into your car waddle and you know you have to lift you have to lift up your arm and press a button the thing is you've already written off 2016 if you think about how George Carlin used to talk about how he just disengages from everything and just watches it all for pure entertainment purposes this is going to be so much fun watching how 2016 I mean I bring it on let the chaos begin if we end up with Trump as president so be it it's going to be a crazy world to watch and we'll have art we'll have many more tweets for that one okay another tweet another tweet that I got nothing the Trump always talks about his immigration policy but you know if he's elected I'm gonna be very interested in his immigration policy because I'm yes yeah yeah I mean my family yeah what do you guys think about Hillary I was gonna say a year from now we're either gonna miss Trump or America yeah two options what do I think of Hillary yeah I wish she had voted against the war I wish well she they did vote again you know that's one of the things they voted against the war but like in 2003 they did the argument that I always use yeah they didn't vote for the war they voted to give him this guy the decision on whether to go but it's even that it was like you know the intelligence more than what we're getting so we will leave it up to you to make the decision I mean go look at what Harry's what he cares John Kerry went yeah when he gave the war authorization in 2002 yeah he said I am voting yes as long as there is evidence that there is a mess yes but that doesn't matter all they all they ran with was I voted for the war right before I voted against it's all they need we got our sound clip election over it's it's so sad that that's what it comes down to including the phrase what difference does it make that was complete when Hillary said what difference does it make when did she say that in the Benghazi hearings initially she wasn't saying what difference does it make that four people died she was saying what difference does it make what motivated the terrorists to attack the embassy right okay doesn't matter they around with it they got the bed she said what differences make she doesn't care that four people no that's not what she was saying we love catching back fire one little backfire down there yeah yeah and in a naked way the other one they use was that you didn't build that again it was that's not what he meant that you didn't build the infrastructure that your business is is relying on heaven but we're too dumb to collectively I put myself in there too I'll pounce on a phrase that I'm a you know I'm a I'm a liberal Democrat if every public and says something I'll gladly take it out of context so I'm not I'm not without guilt it gets tribal and you know it does get and it's fun it ultimately it's fun it's so infuriating but ultimately it's I I don't mind that it's getting more chaotic and crazier to wake up in the morning and go to Twitter and start sometimes seeing Trump tweets come through live you just go that's about to hit the news and I'm sitting here seeing it right then and that's gonna be on the news in 10 minutes sure enough did you see what he you know on and on I like the the chaos of all of it are you scared no little bit it is unsettling it is it is like the the Republican what's going on as it it's it's it's crossed what's very entertaining and funny into like right boy little there there's some nationalism going on yeah yeah little it gets a little it's a little dopey need scan it Lisa's got some of these I remember when one four years ago six whatever when they like who believes in evolution remember when they asked that and they all right come on they've come a little a tiny bit but no I think it is it it has exposed a lot of that this country that you know we got to we got some work to do yeah you know in the declaration of independence they say all men are created equal I'm not so sure all regions of America created now we're getting into the region thing yeah that's yeah Texas always talks about succeeding and right I'm you gonna stop them okay that could be win-win you know no I will agree with that because sometimes like you'll hear that any given southern state will say hey we're not what we used to be we haven't been that way and then sometimes you go yeah but watch some of the footage it wasn't that long ago so you know and but but obviously I mean you know Boston has a rep for being very racist parts of Philadelphia where I grew up so it is everywhere yes but but I mean if you're a liberal Democrat after a while you do develop a a just going like hey what's going on in the South why are they always just voting as a one big block that's impenetrable to any ideas that are coming through from the Democrats you know so I don't yeah I hear you what's your one but that's not all regions I was a little more diplomatic I I wish I could you know kind of let yeah all regions aren't created equal but I I always try to backpedal and go against that instinct to say that I mean here's what I think it might be right the Civil War is still like a schism if I'm using the right word in the country because our record we have different one-loss records north and south here's we're going to yeah all the military from the south we're going to send them to like Greenland to kick the show out of Greenland they get a victory uh-huh and then we just send the northerners to like Afghanistan where we're we lost yeah after that we all have the same one one and one yeah all one and one or just from the whole from the you know every war we've had we'll have the same one loss I like it and that's an extra loss that's to hurt them in it's the oh and one that's yeah you know it's it's a yeah what's your issue mine is wealth it mine is inequality really that's what that's the one I don't get I'm for it I'm I care for I'm for inequality I like foreign policy but the wealth inequality yeah it just matters how the the lowest class is doing that the upper class where I mean like Bill Gates and those guys whatever that's fine but clones are paying a fair share pack the taxes that yeah just that doesn't a lot of people we can make it a lot more it'd be like us being upset at how much money Seinfeld's making he's not taking money from us right yeah my mine is health care it always has been and I thought we should have gone back in 92 when Hillary that was a mistake putting her in charge of the health care thing because she's a woman close enough because of the appearance of it we're going to give the first lady a you know hold back on that however those I'm still pissed off about the Harry and Louise ads that to me was one of the great propaganda type advertising campaigns you know who was behind the defeat of Hillary care I remember the week we could be so ahead of the curve what's that I don't remember those ads I remember the film on Louise ads those are you're right yeah Harry and Harry and Louise ads they ran them it was big money that was the first time you saw it just blatantly displayed oh no we don't agree with you watch this big money was it like an older couple that's gonna be America they're gonna take they're gonna kill and they got the quivering voices and it's game over it ain't gonna have differences with Harry and Louise the whole country drove off a cliff right right that's my issue that I agree with you and you know who was responsible for the defeat of Hillary care it was Bill crystal Bill crystal yeah this piece of I don't like to curse on the show uh-huh but Bill crystal who invented the war in Iraq the invasion of Iraq wrote a memo saying you have to defeat Hillary care otherwise Bob Dole won't get elected in 96 he really yeah is that right yeah wow so how many millions of people are dead because of Bill crystal yeah well and the other guy that that I can't stand on the right and that has so much impact that people don't realize I don't think is Frank Luntz the word guy lunch lunch yeah he he knew how to defeat it just with a few words don't call and and the use of the phrase massive government takeover of health care the last time I went to my doctor I went into my doctor and you know what there was not a bureaucrat standing between me and my doctor it was fine and it wasn't a massive takeover as a lot of people have said I wouldn't mind a massive takeout you know it's like they say oh it's one six of the economy that's yeah but it's the most boring one sixth of the economy let the government have it yes I mean that sets you know raise my taxes give us universal health care I agree I absolutely start the debate I think I said this on the last show I think I ended the last episode about health care that people talk about it was a cliffhanger yeah that's right and Thelma Louise fell off it that people talk about love in this country and I can't find a relationship if we're not providing universal health care I mean kids I think something like 30% of our kids don't have health insurance in this country still we're disgusting we're disgusting people I love America but we're the people are disgusting yeah they really that you could go as a Republicans who say they're gonna repeal it which they're not thinking but what is their plan I've never haven't heard and say what they're gonna people die oh yeah that's their plan is for people to bother repealing it in Kentucky yeah the new governor it's all in a new governor it was working great they want to get rid of the exchange in Kentucky where it was working great and well you didn't vote you got a vote mm-hmm I mean that's it always comes down to that you want health care I mean it's already been expanded the Medicaid was expanded in Kentucky you put the exchange in the exchange was working great and and now the new governor comes in and we're gonna dismantle it so they're dismantling illegally do that isn't that I think within the state he can dismantle the exchange and now put those people onto the national exchange which a lot of people say does not work as well as the individual state exchanges but whatever and now they're privatizing Medicaid I believe in Iowa and it's turned into just a free-for-all for right crony capitalism yep hey if you love Obama sign up for Obamacare if you will if you want to make a change or that we're gonna wrap it up and then we're gonna do premium content but if you want to make a change you can vote you can protest but one of the best things you can do to make a statement is to sign up for Obamacare because that will really piss off the Republicans I know a lot of Democrats are violating the law and not getting Obama get your Obamacare I know it's hard but you know one of the problems with Obamacare this I have found with some of my friends is this you may need Medicaid you may need you may need to confront the fact that you had a bad year and you're eligible for Medicaid that's true and I and I think a lot of people my age who think of themselves as part of a certain quintile economically do not want to deal with the fact that they may be eligible for Medicaid so I but you know what get Obamacare I mean it's it's not like people say oh the the premiums are going through the roof it's a train wreck I'm not paying that much per month that's you know pretty good coverage mm-hmm and I'll take it well I'm sorry you were gonna say something no I wasn't I was okay you're asked this question all the time about your name Moody McCarthy McCarthy what how did you get that McCarthy why are you named McCarthy it's such a bizarre name McCarthy is that like a nickname McCarthy or is that an action that you change it for show business Moody McCarthy why McCarthy I don't get it yeah people tell me it's too Jewish Moody Moody is a family nickname since I 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