 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we are going to watch dogs. Haha, he's a cutie. Oh wait, no, no hold on. This is video sponsored by Ubisoft and we're going to be playing Watch Dogs Legion. I was confused why Ubisoft wanted me to just watch dogs. The game is out now if you want to check it out, there is a link in the description. Oh, okay, let's get started. I need one of these drones to just come in to your room if you don't click on that notification. You're trying to get some sleep and it's buzzing around, you're like, Investigate the threat to Parliament. I think that might be me. Do us a favor and keep it quiet, Dalton. I am just sprinting through the tunnels. I gotta save the queen. Oh my god, what is all of this? God, my guy is so cool. Why do I feel like he's gonna die? Okay, I don't mean to judge a book by its cover, but I'm pretty sure those are the bad guys, so I'm gonna shoot at them. I have a very confident spy. I think I'm done. I think all the baddies are gone. Oh no, no, no. There's more bombs to this area. Oh god, and more baddies. Do you think they know they're the baddies? They gotta know they're the baddies, right? Oh yeah, take your time. Yeah, take your time. It's grand. The bombs can wait, I'm sure. Okay, he did it. I still feel like he's gonna die, though. I just have that feeling. Oh no, it's okay. It's just one of my drones. Hey there, friends. How's it going? My name's Kevin. Killing thousands of... Okay, don't argue with the drones. Just watch this video, dude. Oh, they blew it up anyway. After all my efforts, he did die. Yes! Like, nothing. I'm happy he's dead. I'm just happy my guess was right. I guess all of the team are dead because I'm now a little spider. I am totally okay with this. I've always wanted this many legs. Honestly, you should. We have spiders. We have robot spiders. That's enough for anyone to be terrified of us. Who would win? One giant security company with the government or one spider boy? Because we just infiltrated them with one spider boy. Oh yes, I get to pick my first person. I like how some of them actually have valid attributes that would encourage you to pick them. Like, approached by Albion after hacking MMO servers. It could be good at hacking. They could be useful. And then we just have babysitter, banned for life from London Zoo. No details why. Also, why does she have a gun? They're inspiring beekeepers as well. Okay, they're top of my list so far. And they're Sagittarius, so it's just perfect for the team. All right, I think I'm going to go with the Sagittarius. Honestly, that took me a long time to pick. I'm just so confused by this person that I had to pick them. I don't know why they got banned from the zoo. Oh my god, it's the zoo people coming. They'll never find those elephants. Oh, I really want to go to the zoo. It's the zoo in the game. I know it's the one place I'm forbidden to go, but I think that's why I want to go there. Oh, what a great pub. Oh, I miss pubs. What kind of secret entrance is this? Oh my god. Okay, I've powered up your base. Oh no, the AI is realizing that we got framed for the bombings. So is Bagley just like Oralexa? Bagley, why am I banned from the zoo? Please tell me. If I told you it would ruin this running joke, now wouldn't it, Kevin? Bagley, buy zoo tickets. There you are. Oh my god, she's terrifying. I mean, hello. How are you? My thoughts exactly. I was thinking that those exact words. Now it would be irresponsible of us to release you naked and mulling into the wild. It would be. That's how I got banned from the zoo. I assume. Oh yeah, that's cool. Hello, it's nice to meet you. I don't know how you got in here. I just opened the place up, but I think we're supposed to fight now. So there you go. Hey, hey. Finish. Yes, finish, Connie. You're out of the organization now. Kill her. She just turns to me and I'm just sitting there like... I mean, we're kind of short on members, so probably shouldn't be killing them to be fair. Jesus, I was just coming up to say hello. Granted a little bit too close. I want to try and recruit someone. That's my main goal here, but I want someone like really old. You'll do. You're hench, mate. She's like 70. My friend is living with a rare blood disorder. Because the NHS is in a shambles, they weren't able to get their medication. I was going to make a joke how I'll go get their pills and then they'll join me and then that's actually pretty much what I'm doing. All right, we're going to help her out. I want to help out her friends so she'll join our crew. I mean, she's hench. Low mobility. No cover or sprint. Yeah, we need her on the team. I'm untracking the main quest and I'm tracking this one. This is all I have interested right now. Is this how you take a bus? I don't know. I don't use public transport because I never leave the house. Okay, that's just a little fender bender. That's fine. Well, for me, it's a fender bender. For him, his cars are right off. Oh, I did a sick ramp. There's probably so many people just on the side of the road like, ah, good, my bus is coming. I just speed-bassed them in the wrong lane. Oh, another opportunity for a ramp. Hack it. Yes. Get some air time. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Okay, the doctor's near here somewhere. Luckily, the bus stops right here. Fantastic. How convenient. Okay, how do I get up? It looks like they're on the roof. Oh, good. Put on your disguise. Yes. Oh, oh, no. Oh, no. I'm messing with some serious people here. What is this old woman involved in? I got you. I got you. Easy. Okay, not so easy. Ow. The box provides little to no protection. Okay, at least I won in the end. Wasn't as smooth as I would have liked. Oh, he's coming in. You know what? That might be for the best. I can surprise him. Yes. Oh, no. He is a weapon. Ow. Oh, I'm the trap. Oh, I almost killed myself with that. Good thing I was wearing my box. Wait, where did you come from? What the? Where did you come from? Oh, you were up there. Oh, no. I ducked on arm due by accident. Okay, great. Okay, good. You can do that. I was not sure if that would work. I just have to escape the area, and then I can find out where the doctor is. There was a ladder up this way the entire time, by the way, that I missed earlier. I could have parked my bus here and just climbed on the roof. I'll move it. I'll move it. Just remember to thank me. I'm the bus driver. I'm detecting. Oh, that was the city's fault. Sue the city. Honestly, you'll get loads of money right now. I got to get in here. I have to steal the medical van? Thought I'd just have to beat up a doctor. Well, that was a good route. You just need time to figure out what's going on here. Oh, God, he's got a gun. There's explosive barrels right there, and they're scaring me. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Yes, I'm getting good at this fighting thing. I might have to get the key to the garage. I don't think I can just ramp this van off the roof. There we go. Awesome. Let's get this ambulance out of here. I was so excited to play this game for multiple reasons, but one of them was the fact that it's set in London, and I wanted to explore London in this game, and all I've been doing is driving a bus and now an ambulance. Oh, should I open that first? Sorry, I'm new with the hospital. I can't wait to get this ambulance full of drugs to that old lady. Like, this is not for her friend. She is a dealer. She's got to be dealing out all these drugs. If you need anything at all, I'm at your service. That's what I wanted to hear. Hold Tab to swap. Oh, I get to be an old lady. I can go to the zoo as many times as I want, and I might even get a senior discount or something. We're getting smarter, faster, a mother every day. Brilliant. I'm not ready to go to pasture yet. Oh, amazing. This is as fast as I can go. Our background's a bit weird. She studied law while incarcerated. She has unusual income patterns. She's a diplomat earning 156,000 a year, and she's the subject of a missing person's report. There's more to Lena than meets the eye. She can't use cover at all. I'm not making the game harder. I'm just making it more realistic. I'm old. I have sore joints. Please, I can ride the bus for free, I believe. Okay, I deactivated the bus. Oh, God, I shifted the bus in reverse. I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no. Come back. Oh, no, I've definitely killed someone. Bear Knuckle League. I was just visiting Chinatown, but I'd love to get involved. You like Bear Knuckle? You think you're tall? Huh? She's lost. Unavailable for low mobility operatives. Oh, man. Don't discriminate. It's poor Lena or whatever her name is. I'm going to get her new clothes. You may have low mobility, but you're going to look fresh. Oh my God. I didn't mean to. Sorry. I'll just give you some cool boots, and we'll leave it at that, will we? Oh my God, she may be low mobility, but look at her climb that pipe. Okay, her joints are better than mine. Another old lady. Fuck right. Deep breaths, dear. Why are you so aggressive? I thought you were with them. Do I look like I'd be with them? Do I look like I'd be with anyone? Could you not hack the system for me and see just what the hell is going on? I really want her on the team, but I do have other stuff to be doing as well. I just want a team of old ladies. Okay, my first stop is up there. Unless there's a pipe. I don't know how I'm supposed to get up there. If there's a pipe happy days, because she will fly up that. Oh wait, I was supposed to just admire their billboard. Okay, that's not too bad. Okay, good. A scissor lift. Great. It means I don't have to take the stairs. Oh God, I didn't know I could fucking move the thing. Oh my God, that's amazing. All right, up we go. Be careful now. Perfect. I'm way too high with it. This poor woman. Like where's the other one that they actually trained while this poor old lady is doing all the hard work? She's probably at the zoo. I bet she's at the zoo. Oh no, they have to jump this gap. Can you do this? No. How am I supposed to get across? Can my spider do it? Do I have it? Oh, thank God, because that really was just not gonna happen. Okay, now I just need to steal their plans. Hopefully this will be less moving around. Excuse me, please. I need medical assistance. And by that, I mean your vehicle. Get out. I tried to raise the thing so I'd ramp over the bike and it would look cool, but it didn't come up in time. So I just killed him. All right, I'm here. Where even is this place? It doesn't look like I should be anywhere near here. You stealth. I don't think that's my strong suit. In fact, I don't think she has any strong suits except for her suit, which is a strong suit. Great choice. It looks like it's inside, but how do I get in there? The little taser. I love that takedown. I hope that armor isn't tasteproof. Oh, I just slapped him instead. Okay, that wasn't the greatest of attacks. There we go. The best part about this is no one will believe you. Who did this? A granny with a cardboard box on her head. No stair lift here. Come on, power through. Now, what are we even here for? Some operation data. Mind. This list can actually help us find like-minded allies willing to help us. Well done. Thank you. I appreciate that. I've proved that old women are an asset to the team. Great. I can get a little odd job as a courier. The dead metal. So I moped. There you go. There's your package. Another job well done by Lady Lina. Oh, finally, I can hear somebody. Thank you for bringing your megaphone. All right, you know what? I would love to play more of this, but I think we should end it there. Thank you, Ubisoft for the sponsor. This game is an absolute blast. I really love how it looks so far. I really, really enjoyed that. And thank you very much for watching. I really appreciate it. If you want to check out Watch Dogs for yourself, there's a link in the description. You can check it out there. I got a twitch in the description and I got a second channel where I upload some clips there as well and they've been going over well. So I'm glad people are enjoying them, but yeah, that's the end of this one. So thank you very much for watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.