 This programme contains strong language, adult themes, moderate pain and scenes some viewers might find offensive. You're a dick. My card, do you want to tell us a story behind this? He's Welsh and proud. I hate football and I hate English. I can't believe Rycat actually gave Tom the one thing he didn't want. This could get ugly. I can't go back to Wales with this shit in my ass. What will the boys down the pub say, Tom? Won't be allowed in the fucking pub. Oh my gosh. You're a fucking legend. Are you mad? If I could have picked a tattoo, I would have picked this. He actually loves it. Tom is gutted. Tom, tell us the story behind this tattoo. What he likes to think is some smooth talk over the birds, but deep down he's a massive geek. Rycat can't stop staring at it. He loves it. No, I generally thought he was going to be nice. You must, you must feel like a right twat now. No, it's just as good as each other. Tom really is a big softy and he's seriously misjudged his best mate. Better luck next time. He could fly. Look, he could fly. All right, that's funny. There is nothing worse than when you've designed your best mate a nice tattoo, but he's completely screwed your over. That English flag's got to hurt. I think that Rycat superhero name would be Mr. Positive. Come on, let's have a super positive hug. That is the best first tattoo anyone could ask for. I fucked up. You did it. You did it really well. Thank you, mate. Come on. Come on. At least they're still friends. Even if the comic book geek did slay the Welsh dragon with a shit tattoo. Fucking joking me. They're fucking humongous. Oh, my God. I can't even fucking believe it. You are fucking... Your goggles smashed up. This is getting expensive. They're not going to be able to get covered either. It's like fucking awkward places I haven't covered. She doesn't listen to me. This is my perfect opportunity to find my point across to her. I'm fucking fuming. There is no way I can even cover that with a fucking long skirt either. Fucking sumo wrestlers. Do you have an actual fucking joke? So I'm a bit confused about... I know. I don't understand. About the sumo wrestler. Which I'm not, but I'm the bum left, so I thought sumo left. She won't have to have done that, will she? I feel like that almost qualifies as a nice tattoo. I mean, it's come from a nice place, Nat. Your mum was only trying to help. You're giving Nat a permanent bum lift? Yeah. Brilliant. Thanks for that. If I wanted a bum lift, I'd go abroad for it and not have two sumo wrestlers hanging off my arse. It's ridiculous. I'm fuming.