 This took so long to install and download. Wow, and the resolution is awful. Hello, everybody, and welcome to a game that some of you may remember. Kidpix. Really ba- REALLY bad name. Really bad name. This is more specifically Kidpix Deluxe 4, which is the one that I remember playing. It's basically just like a kid's version of Photoshop. This was really hard to download and really hard to install. I had to like uninstall a bunch of stuff, reinstall a bunch of stuff. It was a pain in the ass. But it's a drawing game! So this game, I remember playing so much as a kid. You have all these different colors. You have a bunch of different things. You can type. There's all these cool sound effects you can paint. Let's do a little painting, huh? Ooh, we'll do this. Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! This one. Ha ha ha! Why is this spray paint? You can put money? Look! Guys, we're rich! Amazing. Absolutely incredible. I remember, there's animations! That's right! Maybe they're not. I remember this. Whoa! These are all the filters. Okay, give me just a normal paintbrush. Green. Oh yeah, we're going to go in. So this seems like it's a... Oh, look at the goop. Oh, and the goop! Look at that! It's like real paint! It's getting all combined in and stuff. Look at all this goop. Oh! The goop! It's immense! Let's do the highlighter here. Let's go in with some... Let's go in with some red. Awful sound. Why does the highlighter sound so awful? That's the worst thing ever. Rubber stamp? I can't stamp anything, I guess. I forgot about the backgrounds! Where are all the backgrounds? There's no backgrounds in here, what the hell? What about grab? Can I grab things? Do you understand now, guys? Do you understand what we're working with here? It's incredible! Look at this. Big Burt? Is that all I can do? Or... Is there an undo button? I don't remember. That's the undo button. Here's our thing. The mixer? We already did this. But now... We've made our masterpiece. We've made our masterpiece. But we're done. I remember it fondly. I remember it... SO FONDLY! Let's take this to the brink of what we can do here. Let's figure out... Look at this. Oh, it's spooky blood, dude. And then these crazy scribbles. Oh my god, okay, but hold on. They don't have any backgrounds? We had backgrounds on our computers at school. We got in the ring group. Oh my god, all of these sounds. All of these sounds. They're reminding me of... of who I once was. I can make a big window? Look, it's the window into my childhood. Oh my god. That's so f***ing cool. Are you kidding me? Oh my god, guys, it's Pride Month. I'm so happy that I finally... I remember... Hold on, we have to erase this whole thing. Because I remember messing around with this thing so much. Let's do a cool blue. Fill this with this. I forgot you can do this kind of cool stuff. I forgot about this. Oh, but it's only filling in certain parts of the gradients. That's wild. Okay, ready? I'm gonna fill it with this. We're gonna go here. Alright, was it paint? Yes. Gonna go here and take this. Gonna go to white. Oh my god, gamers. Oh my god. This is the most intricate piece of art. The likes of the... that you've ever really seen before. Right? Look at this. It's a web of consciousness. Oh my god. This is the human brain. You know, this is the human... But then let's go in again. With red. My ideas are flourishing. These are the synapses. Coming through on the other end. Yes, it's green, it's blue, it's red. You know? Oh my gosh. And then atop the blood of the Holy Spirit. Oh my god. Why is it turning pink? Do you guys see that? Why is it pink? Is it blending in with the objects around it? Can you imagine what Picasso could have made if he had access to this technology? Unbelievable. Oh my god. Fucking unreal. Who needs NFTs when you have this? Am I right? I don't. Bored ape? You're gonna... Sorry, you're gonna buy a bored ape? And not this? You don't know what you're doing. You don't know what you're talking about. Whoa, wait, what? So I can just customize the way that I erase the thing? It fades off into this. I remember that. This is incredible. What is this? I remember they go around! Look at this. The fish. The frog. They're jumping around. The butterflies. Oh, I remember making mysterious chasms. Mysterious chasms. Oh. Some bitties! But why are there no backgrounds? I want a background. Turn small kids mode on. Whoa. No, we're big kids. Alright, the game was having a hard time loading back up. So I decided that instead of just doing that one game, maybe I would do two more games and make it a very catchy, three nostalgic games. So! We're here on Addicting Games.com. We're here on AddictingGames.com, which has changed a lot since the last time that I was here. I want to see if they have Ken Cannon on here. Yes. Yes. Yes. Almost 50 million plays was added on 2005. Do you guys remember this game? What the hell? Yeah, what are the high scores? This has to be a hack. It's gotta be a hack. Gotta be a hack. But guys, monthly? 22-11. 22-11. I feel like I could get the monthly top score. So let's see what we can do. Oh yeah, baby. So I got 178. We're gonna continue, okay? Yes. Yes. Part of it is luck. Part of it is finding out the right angle. Oh wait, I think 45. Is that the degrees on the thing? Hold on. Oh, I think this is that. Okay, so 45 degrees is the optimal... Okay, well... 45 degrees is the optimal angle for distance. The optimal angle. Come on, kitten. It's like a fucking discord. Okay, if we stay on 45... Can we make it? A lot of it is luck. A lot of it is luck. You know, you have to be hitting those bombs. You gotta be hitting those trampolines. You know, you gotta make sure that you don't hit... the f***, the fly trap. Let's try a different angle. Just go straight down to 10. Hold on. There's something here. Okay, there's nothing here. Let's see what a nice 60 degrees gets us. It's way too high. But maybe... I think, guys, I think we need to go back down to 45. It is optimal. It's optimal. Science said so. Bill Nye said so. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Keep it going, little, little tiny kitten. Now, I didn't even think about what the distance was. It might be kind of hard to get to 22. 22 is a lot. I don't know how much we'll be able to do with 22. We're doing pretty good this time, though. Doing really good. Let's see what we got. Come on. Oh! 18! We're almost there. How long am I going to stay on a kitten cannon until I get the month high score? It's not even the high score of all time. I mean, that you can't beat because that person obviously cheated. God. Yeah! Come on. Come on. Keep hitting those bombs. Come on, little kitten. I believe in you. I believe in you. Don't you want to go far? You don't want to go super far in your little cannon. That was all right. 45 really is the best one to do. I press it too early. We do have the top score of the week for sure. Because I think the top score of the week was like 600 or something. So we definitely have that. We got really close. I wonder what kind of coding you could do with macros. I bet Michael Reeves could do it. Because 45 degrees is the optimal thing. Right? And so you just have a thing track on the screen the movement of the red gauge and you have it set so it presses space once it reaches the highest thing. And then you just run that instead of mining bitcoin you run that for a month and you see what kind of high score on getting cannon you can get. I don't have Michael Reeves to do that. I'm going to call him real quick. Michael Reeves, it's Ethan. Hey, Ethan, what's up, man? I have a question about engineering and coding and making your dreams happen through the power of computers. Through the power of the land, yeah. Ethan, I'm making a video on Kitten Cannon. Do you remember that game, Kitten Cannon? I love that game. Okay, so the optimal angle to launch something is 45 degrees, correct? I always said it was 35 degrees. Is it 35? In Kitten Cannon I always got the best luck at 35. Okay, maybe I'll try 35. Anyway, my question is how hard would it be for me a normal person that doesn't know anything? In Kitten Cannon you have the cannon and you angle it and then there's the little power bar, right? How hard would it be to code something where you just let your computer run for a month and it tracks when the level goes all the way up, the power level goes all the way up and then it presses space at that moment and then you just do that for a month to see if you can get the high score on Kitten Cannon. Would that be hard for me to do? Do you have any experience with coding? No. Yeah, so I could probably do it. Cool. What would I be looking for? Like a red power bar tracker? So first you probably pick the language you're doing. I'd recommend Python. Beginner friendly and also extremely good. So it's kind of got it all. Take like a weekend, pop some matter all and like flow through like a course on YouTube, you know, a few hours. There's a lot of like guys with foreign accents who are on YouTube. It's not good if they don't have an accent. Okay. I'll learn Python in a weekend. Yeah. Have a look at it for a weekend and then you can give me a call and ask the steps from there. Okay. Cool. Well, I'll let you know how it goes. All right, back using Python to get kitten cannon world record. Okay. So I don't think I can learn Python right now, but let's see if the 35 degree angle that Michael said works. I have five more tries. Come on. Daddy needs a high score. All right. All right. Okay. Maybe in another life. No, you know what? Maybe I will try and learn Python. Maybe I will try and learn it and I will try and code it and beat kitten cannon. Maybe. All right. For the last game, what I want to do is this most popular of all time. Wow. I do remember a lot of these though. King cannon is up there. Impossible quiz. 86 million plays. Bowman 2. Damn. Sniper assassin 2. Oh my God. It's all bringing me back, guys. It's all bringing me back. Oh, the helicopter game. This is the original flappy bird, dude. Oh my God. The world's hardest game. All right. We got to go with. We got to go with Bowman 2. Here we go. First human. Can I? Do you think somebody else is playing? Oh, it's me. It's not an online thing. That's so funny. I thought it was online. That's funny. Okay. Hold on. Versus computer. Okay. Ready? What the fuck is happening? What is going on? What is happening? What is the angle? How far away is this person? Why is it going behind me? What is happening? And I'm dead. Super bird hunting. See this? I can see. Oh yeah. Oh! He got him on the way down. Did you guys see that? That was crazy. Boom. Collateral. What? It's going right through him. Come on, baby. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Give me more birds. Is it unlimited birds? This man's got unlimited birds. Oh, so close. Oh! And I want to get the side angle shot. Yeah! Just like that. What if I hit myself in the head? Well, you know guys, there wasn't as much to do back in like 2005. Okay. So the games weren't as good. Okay. Friends, those were some nostalgic games. If you have any other games that you would like me to play, maybe I'll do a few more of these videos. Originally it was just going to be the Kid Pixel X4, but then it wasn't working very well. So I was like, I probably can't do a whole video about that. But it was fun going back and looking at some old games. So let me know what you guys think. Thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you did like it. I don't remember how to do my outro anymore. Just did the video!