 You can't f*** with Gar, I'm sorry man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry man! Damn, look at these... 3D rooms. Look at them together. Shikamaru and Tamari. Who the f*** else would it be? Who else has yellow hair? He looks the same! I feel like his baka is before. Jiraiya fell asleep. No, dumbass. Over there! A building? He's fighting a house? He's still reading that sh**? What volume is that? Yeah, he has it! Sasuke's in his bag. He's so nostalgic. Oh no, wait a minute, is it a new volume? F***! Can I kind of want those volumes? This is the pre-stained book. Tsunade's jealous. Bro got the first edition. Look at the warning sign on the back. Do they sell these books in stores, guys? To one month? Oh, we're surely gonna win. Has Kakashi fully recovered from Hitachi? This is Tsunade's apprentice. We're supposed to believe she's Tsunade 2.0 now. Bro, we're ready to dada-bayo. What the f*** you're talking about? I'm not dada-bayo, bro. He's going to read his book in private. He's getting some alone time. Yes! At least his village's fashion sense is upgraded. Who are you again? Hey! Plan the seats! It's not like that. F*** out of ya, bro. I saw Moruto. Nice! He's like, what's that? What the f*** is that sound? He's the only one. Unbelievable. What about Sasuke? Holy s***! He's the same level as Kanahamaru! Is he? Wait a minute. I think Kanahamaru might pass him. Oh, s***! He looks awesome! Oh my god, the Lord Kaze Kage! He'll never kill him! I like the full s*** guy before that. Bro, you're being outdone by everybody. That's awesome. Gada looks more mature. Aw. You know what, man? Sakura's been great. I'm on her side now. I must stop loving her. Bro, give him his own time. Oh, look where he is right now. Bro, let him masturbate. I can't imagine what the f*** he put in that book. All the pages are sticky. Yeah, now they are. This is f***ing awesome, man. What a f***ing boss. That is finally order. Yeah, Yura, what is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I've heard of them. I've heard of them. I had the Potomac set. They've released merch. Can't wait to see it, Tachi. Of a dozen or so? Does that mean a dozen or more? Or a dozen or less? S-R-I-S-Q. Yeah, okay, I know these two. Um, the f*** is that in the back, man? Who the f*** is this? There is a Tachi. All right. God, the pronouncement, did I say it wrong? Is that Akatsuki? How the f*** do you say it? Akatsuki? F*** that, bro. I'm saying how I want to say it. The Phantom of the Mist. It never starts tomorrow. He ain't gonna assassinate the current Kazakage, uh-uh. They need twirling moustaches now. Are they? Are they gonna this episode? Yeah, you better f***in' security, bro. You better resurrect Zabuza. What the f*** outta here? This guy's crazy! Oh, yeah, guys. Oh, yeah. Akatsuki, they don't know what's coming. We're gonna have security. There's no way they're getting through it. He looks so f***in' cool. Oh, God. God is the only character that matters here. And maybe Yura. Yeah, this village is f***ed. What happened to that security? It's nothing. This guy's having a heart attack. He's like, I'm fine. I'm just tired. There's that bell, guys. We know that jiggling sound. It's a Tachi's jiggles. Oh, shit. Look, it's just walking through the f***ing desert. Why did he have black nail polish on? It doesn't look... What the f*** is he doing here? Meanwhile, the guy was doing his homework. We're just riding a rat. This is the longest she's went without mentioning a Sasuke-kun. I'm done. My a**hole. He ran to a woman, alright. In his book. Oh, here we go. We're gonna saw him by nailing you to the cross. No flashback. You don't gotta remind me. Don't do it. This is fine. This is fine. Wow! Damn, they're going through these! He can't put it down, bro. It's that interesting. It's like the Berserk of Naruto. Alright, the OST's are better than ever right now, man. Bro, f*** is Asuke. Bro, who that? This is when he f***ing assaulted her. Suck that. Show this whole episode while you're at it. I'll watch it again. We're in the feelings, bro. Oh, you're laughing. Naruto and Sakura having a f***ing crisis. Here we go again with the two balls. The first one to put their fingers in my a** wins. Yeah, remember that? Of course they haven't given up. That's why I could do my training without the bio. Just take it away from him, bro. Stick your fingers in his hole. I f***ing love you, Sakura. It feels like just yesterday, man. Instead, he has the newer volume. Go for the Bells. I thought this was Sasuke gloves. He put the butt down. Oh, my God. Damn, we're serious now. He ain't reading f***ing Hentai Volume 3 anymore. Oni-chan, my lover. But what about the security? No, no, no. They can't break through, bro. Did I just enter Sauron's castle? That's not... Shut up with this guy's eyes! Bro, I'm quivering. It'll be over soon? Yeah, for you, you f*** head. Yeah, my ears just came, bro. Now my f***ing headphones are sticky. Welcome to our village. What could we do for you? Son of a bitch! Everybody's a traitor in Naruto, bro. What are you doing? The f***ing sand village over here going to a genocide. And Naruto's trying to steal Kakashi's balls. Yeah, here we go. Right when I'm here we go. Here we don't go. Here we go to the next f***ing episode. Let's see if they... I don't know Japanese! They're wasting that shit. Here we go again. So far, same old shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. His clones are helping each other. Nice, nice, alright. He upgraded it. He solo upgraded it. He looks so different right now with his eyes open. He injected his shuriken with the Titan serum. That's crazy. Nice. Nice, meanwhile. Jirai just can't stand. He has to sit in a f***ing chair. How many times are we going to mention how he's grown? I know he's grown. That's true. I love that shit, man. He said make some noise. Yo, Sakura looks like a shark a little. The results of training. Do I read the titles or not? Are they just as bad as f***ing one piece titles? Nice security. Look at this. Yeah, y'all gotta stop with this shit, bro. Cool scum bag. Lord Sasori. He's bowing down a little more. After regaining their memory, nah, this is too f***ing cool, man. Oh my god. Naruto, what's the f***ing baby show? Now the adults are here. This guy's crawling on his knees. That has to be Naruto. Gara's gonna be waiting for him. I knew you'd come. Watch Gara bow down to him. You think they get together? I forgot how to say it already. And they paint each other's nails? They go to the salon with each other. The evil society's salon. Oh, wow. That's f***ing cool. That just came out of his hands. It's Naruto. Yeah, it's just going with Z. This is awesome. What happened to the security? You better find out. You better f*** with the kaze kage. Back to the ball grabbing. How about that? She's so f***ing perfect. Sakura, what did 106 teach you? She's using a f***ing button combo? Sakura went like this. I'll do it again. Oh, that's Tsunade, alright. You know what, man? Sakura? So far, I'm loving you. Yup. They both know Tsunade to honor that. That was the Sasuke punch. That's the dry angle. Alright, I'm going to say the OSCs right now are better than the beginning of Naruto's OSCs. I wonder if they're going to bring those back. And she's a healer. Don't say that. Who's stronger? Tsunade's the goat, bro. How big is this? It ain't that big. It ain't that big, bro. I saw it. It's like the length of my apartment, bro. Damn, I see a lot of yeses and noes. Wow, great job, bro. You would think this is 90 years into the future, bro. This guy has higher technology. What are they doing? Look at the sides? Bro, this bird starts talking. Don't start with the fucking spiders. I swear to God. Meanwhile, Gar is doing his homework. Writing poetry. What's he doing? You think he sensed him? I think he sensed him. Look at him. He knows exactly where he is. What a beautiful sunset. Wow. Oh, it's getting dark. These are the holy hours. Oh, shit. She's about to go down. Look how furious he's taking this, man. This guy's a little fucking ninja-ing. I'm so proud of Nado thought. There she is. I think she has to dye her hair, bro. She stands out. Look, Sasuke's here. He's training, too. Sasuke doing right now, man. Sharpening his sword. Fucking pierced the veil right now. Somewhere in the world right now, Sasuke is doing the evil laugh. Well, Kakashi's treating him like a real villain right now. I'm loving this shit. This is great. This is so good. This is so fun, man. It's all new. This is great. They're almost the same height, too. Yeah, Sakura! I fucking love her. Throw volume 3 at him. Now get him. Bro, you should bait him with volume 3. Be like, give me the bells and I'll give you this. Dancing leaves shadow. He turned into, um, what's his name? Yeah. For God's sake, for God's fucking name for a second. Use this copy, Jutsu. That's awesome. It's so cool that they don't even have to be here for him to do it. Do I have to, like, foresight? What the fuck was that? That's always better to get fingered, then. Oh my God, bro. Things haven't changed. He has to finger his ass again. It's a different sense. Sakura's mouth to get fingered. Oh my God, she just fucking dropped the tree. Sakura's gonna finger his ass. Watch, it's gonna happen. And girls have, like, extra nails and shit. I love that he's not like this anymore. He's not a child. He's a teenager. Ninjas don't bend over. Don't, don't, I don't want to see this again. Oh my God. Guys, if we reach 4,000 viewers, I'll let live give me 1,000 years of death. If we ever reach 4,000, I'll let a finger my booty hole. Yeah, man, they just got back together and look at this teamwork. I thought they were zooming in. It was... This is gonna be me on my wedding if, like, a new, uh, a new episode comes out. We gotta finish this shit, bro. Ah, Tsukina's fighting. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm Gukina. This is fucking awesome. Aw, fucking awesome. Yeah, kikashi, come on. This is Battle Royale. This is me in Fortnite. Everybody's mid. Everybody's in NPC. Look at me carrying. I wanna play a Naruto game, bro. Damn, look how focused he is, my God! I swear to God, if I get one more noise complaint, I'm gonna do that to my floor. They have been interesting. We got our fucking name. Where's the pig put it back on the farm? Meanwhile bro the village is not that big. I do not want to see these spiders throw man Please don't oh They're like paper spiders. This is fine. Yo, the spider got the fucking dumpy. I Would kill myself if that happened even if it's paper Mario spider. I don't care man. Oh No, that would I would choke myself to death I'll teach you But cut the day by this they better turn to spider-man next time we see Yura is gonna be like this Bro wait, it's kakashi really doing this bro. That's fucked up It's kakashi really Sasuke-kun to a moshibarako Koon, but it's fine. It's fine. She said it in a in a She's gonna keep the shit out of him Maboroshi ni wa kyou mi nai no yo ne kage benshin no chutsu bro kakashi's fucked up man You actually did that Look how you did that without even looking man Maintaining I said, oh my god That's time gun all that to destroy a tree fucking soccer a dropkick I can't believe kakashi just did that man. That's the most fucked up thing he's done You see how much she's grown man. I love it. She used to be a little bitch. I hated her now She's a woman Took about a lack of pizzazz Three years old again Unless that was a trick I think she's about a big aura Infiltration successful. Oh, yes, the big nut on his back. It's over. Oh my god He's out of his Lord of the whole Kazakage form now. Look at him. That's as far as you go Damn bro, look at him. I thought he would grow eyebrows by now, but still he still looks cool It are we actually gonna do this battle next episode Garas better get on his sandbird watch This feels so much more mature. I don't know what it is I think it's the OSD's but I'm taking it more serious now Not that I did it before in Naruto, but now it just seems more Oh, he's not up there. I thought he was in the sand controlling that shit that shit has like a radar on it bro. It's just following he's gonna have to move These enemies these why don't they have that binoculars and squash it at this point? What's that? It's the fucking enemy. He's on his pet bird Oh, he's stalling him He's just doing like a flying exam right now. Come on Garis. What the heck? You should know Gar a little bit Voldemort for a second. Oh now he's sand surfing in the sky Garis had one facial expression change one He's just testing at this point Because you don't look like anybody else here. How do you skip dialogue? He has a point man, you should have just been racist just say nobody looks like you here. I Love that. There's no music right now He's literally just that boy I Know he said what was that noise don't worry bro go back to bed Go back to bed. Go back to bed. Oh hit the sheets. Wait. He has the spider on him Oh, wait, those were like explosive spiders. I thought they were gonna turn the spider man Come on. I want to see the head He's back I Yeah, you just like nothing happens. You got any help what's going on This guy's mid I can tell oh my god Oh What? What? Oh, I almost got it right. Jesus. Oh my god. Christ on the cross. What are you doing, man? God... What? I will be in security! I want to see Yura. Yara, come here. What the fuck? Yes, to sell that shit. This is fucking great. You are a loser. Take a picture? Oh, he's zooming in. You can't fuck with Gara. I'm sorry, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, man. Is that like a sand treat? Yeah, I have a real mess, too, right now. No, go back. Please tell me the fight ends this episode, man. I can't wait. Gosh, he's kicked her in the ass. Yeah, nice. Nice. Oh, shit. Shit. Brass up the rumbling a bit. That's what it sounds like right now. It's like the drums de-literation and some guys, like, whispering. He's breathing. Here we go. Ninjutsu. Yeah! It's like his hands took drugs. Here we go. Oh, my God. I love that shit. It sounds better when he says it compared to Sasuke. There goes the birds' homes. How did he rebuild after this? The Undertaker. He planted him. Of course. Am I dumb? Is that even them at this point? Are they here? I love when he taps into the Avatar state. What the fuck? Gyarados! He's at a breath. So am I, man. I get it. This is peak. He's gotten stronger. Yeah, but it's Kakashi. Now you do? It took you this long? Medi-derai interferes? How are they following along and they like walking? Oh, her laugh makes me vibrate. What are they even doing? Why even try? Just watch. Please. This is awesome. The way they just transition to Gaara. Trying to grab him in this form right now using this? Oh my god. It's almost time. He's stalling, bro. His hand is chewing gum. What an awesome move. Could he make me throw his fucking forehead at him? Gaara's the best. He doesn't have to move. This is how Gaara fights. Really? Shippuden begins now, he said. Can't imagine what's about to happen. That didn't faze him at all. It sounds like air just like ships are dropping bombs. Nope, it's the sky throwing birds out of his hands. He found the points that are going to dismantle it. Now Gaara is in phase, bro. It's like he wants this to happen. He's actually thinking. This is so fucking good. Every time it gets so good, bro, it transitions. My balls. My balls. My balls. Katon, Katon! Water drop, water drop. Back to back. I wanted to see his head blow. Like the Avatar, that would have been sick. Kakashi vs. Egg, who the fuck would win that battle? Another Baiou. Really? Really? Wow. I don't think so. I want to see. So bad. So bad. I know it's weakness. It's down there. Hey, it's Arouchi Maru. He's watching. Oh god, it's Nezu. Fuck. Oh shit, they're teaming together. Oh, I thought he's grabbing the ball. Oh. He's like, wait, I might have time to read the next chapter. Wait a minute, it is his dick. Is that his weakness? Oh my god, he's going to use sexy jutsu? Oh no. Oh my god. You want to do something? What the fuck, I was joking. He's going to show his titties. Or Sakura is going to... Don't you dare. You better keep it sealed, Sakura. Oh my god. They're going to flash him. Better be censored, bro. I swear to god, this is a redo of healing moment. Meanwhile... This is so good. This is both funny and... I just spit all over the place. Funny and awesome. The perfect combination of both. Rip Garo in chat. Oh my god, he got binladen. Fuck. Right back to the forest. Garo explodes and dies. And now we're back to that... What's that owl doing? Is that owl helping? The fucking rat? Oh my god. He's hitting him with spoilers. It's the spoiler attack. Oh shit. This is me on Twitter saying away from JJK spoilers. Use the fucking owl in the rat. Guys, if you don't subscribe to me right now, I'm going to tell you what happened to JJK. Are you ready? That's right. You want to beat Orochi Maru? Spoil the ending of Naruto. Did the owl just kill the fucking rat? Did he make a fucking planet? I remember this. I forgot about this shit, bro. I thought it was an egg. But it's amazing that you can guard it. You don't fucked up Naruto. Oh god, you don't fucked up. Oh shit. Here we go with another... Oh my god. It's going to end, right? Naruto vs Gaara. Fuck yeah. It's time, baby. We got Sandman vs Bird Boy and the Eye of Sauron. It's over. No, it's just begun, actually. I need a little recap. I'll need a whole fucking arc recap. This is going to be a problem. I can tell already. Wait, not. This is new. This isn't a recap. Isn't this new? Yeah, I remember this. I don't remember him getting whipped. Oh my god. Bro, what's up? Oh, okay, good. Well, thanks to Naruto. Because this is going to show it again. They can skip all they want. Do a little helicopter spin like a dick. Oh man, the action got so much better. Gaara looks like a big clump of shit right now. Why would you say that? Why would you say that? You really think you can get away from a sand? You just enabled him to get away from the sand. Oh, it's like they show this. And then they show Naruto and Sakura. Oh my god. And Sakura holding like two bells that look like two balls. It's a little weird. I don't know. Yeah. Oh, I love Naruto at night. I can't believe he still calls him the pervy sagae. That's a bio. He didn't read it. Oh my god. I can't believe he still calls him the pervy sagae. That's a bio. He didn't read it. He lied. Now y'all want to know where I get it from? Holy shit. There she is. Mother. That's like four dot the bios bro. We're talking about you becoming a seventh hokage. You are the hokage. Wait what? That's the best name. We're going on a mission to save Sasuke. Team Kakashi. Team K. Fuck yeah. I thought we were always Team Kakashi. Nice. Yeah, fuck Sasuke. We're partners. Oh, I like that. Look at him. I've never even said that before. I want to be Team Jiraiya. Kankuro. Kankuro looks like a clown bro. I don't like Kankuro. I'm not a Kankuro fan. Maybe that's an L, but I don't give a fuck about him right now. Look at him. Look at it like it's fucking fireworks. Y'all calling me an L right now. I don't know shit about Kankuro. I don't know enough about him to like him yet. Maybe he has an incredible arc in the future. This is a pretty cool fight. This guy is mysterious. Like Gara doesn't know who the fuck he is. What's his name? He doesn't know who Gara is right now. They're testing each other's powers. Gara's got to use the force. It's like a detonator. Oh, that was sick. Daidara. Daidara. Why are you trying to use that right now? Wait guys, look. Daidara will never escape from Gara's hand. He did it! He did it! His arm's fine. He'll go back. I'm not reacting to an arm getting blood out of it. Maybe in the manga... Wait, is this arm really off? Or did he just like bleed? Did he just get cut? Oh, this is stupid and I forgot. It's more serious. Wait, maybe in the manga it looks different. Maybe you actually see the fucking arm like flying out. Flying off of his sand wave or some shit. You see the arm falling off. Gara's not done! Daidara sucks! No, I have to stop saying shit like that. I sound like the sand people right now. Wait, was it his hand or his arm? First he said it crushes his hand. And now it's his whole arm? Is it the whole arm or like the elbow down? Oh, I want to play with that, bro. That's satisfying. You'll have a rematch. There'll be a rematch. Oh, wait, I don't think he's running. Don't worry, Kankuro. Just watch. I think I'm gonna leave. Oh, shit! I want to see the village destroyed! I fucking love that, bro. I want to see all the villages destroyed. I need a reason. What? Do I have to do everything? This guy's probably mid. Gara's more serious than normal. And he's very serious. Wait, so he has one left. And this is gonna be... The determinant factor of the village destroyed or not? I think that's what the symbol means. This is the serious OSD. You don't play this on no bullshit. Gara, please just let it fly away. You're not gonna hit him. The city is cheering you up. You have death knocking on your door. He's gonna grow his arm back, right? He's smiling at him. Look at him. Oh, shit. Yeah, back away, Kankuro. Really? I mean, I believe it. Now that he's Lord Kasekage, I think he's grown. Like, he's not gonna lose complete control. He's gained control of it. Here we go. We need a flashback. He's not a child anymore. The fuck? He's been groomed. Treating him just like they treated him when he was a kid. This is why he revolted. You're gonna suffer even more. Alright, wait a minute. I never knew this was a Naruto OSD. This was like, oh my god, this was like a logic song. From back when I was a teenager, I remember those strings. It was either that or it was called Flavor in Your Ear by Dizzy Wright. I don't even, if y'all bro, if y'all know what I'm talking about, that's fucking crazy. But Jesus Christ, I had no idea it was from this. Wait a minute, wait a minute. I gotta look this up. Yeah, this is Naruto. This is right, right? Yeah, I was right, I was right. What the fuck? Only by noob, bro. Look, I've been reacting to Naruto since I was a teenager. That's crazy. Dude, look how much he's grown. This is crazy. I can't believe he's saying this. I must not run away. This village will be destroyed. I can never figure out what they're gonna say next. Wow, he cares about the village. Gotta, gotta. Wow, he's really aged in three years. Yeah, he made him not the bio-it. My god. Naruto's impact. Now imagine Boruto growing up, how he's gonna be. He should become a priest. I don't think he has like a love interest or anything. It's great. Yeah, talk to Jutsu works. Wow, through tatakai, anything can happen. Bro, that one fight when it were kaijus did this. Maybe he could get with Tentem and give him more screen time. Damn. See, I like flashbacks like that. Meanwhile, I fucking love the music. Oh, that's good to awaken him. Anybody that hides their face like that, bro, I just don't frozen. Like, I don't, I don't trust. No, yes, I do. He's the only one. It's too quiet in this village. I mean, there's no OST playing. I'm nervous. They don't have like a sand bird to say we're going through shit in the sand village. No, I want to know. I mean, I want them to know. I hate that shit. They used to be reacting to the channel back in the day. Now look at them. Here we go. I can't believe Sakura. Like, I've turned the leaf on her. I love it. I love her. She's great now. No Sasuke Koons. Is this happening at the same time? He's probably already there. Is this happening at the same time? Gara's village is being terrorized. Y'all are equals. He isn't. Oh, you ramen. Sakura's funny. Oh. Stop being a simp. Sakura is adorable now. You could pay for the date. You could pay for half of the ramen. You could pay for this noodle. Y'all could pray all you want, man. Oh, my God. Y'all need to riot. I feel like the rumble is coming right now. I love how he said that. There goes all the bots. Yeah, surely all of them stuff with that. Oh, my God. You could tell how much more serious Naruto started with Shippuden. The stakes are higher than ever. Looks like a clan member. Strong races don't matter. Is that like a nuke? Wait a minute. That's just going to explode, isn't it? Oh, shit. It's like C4. Oh, C3. How the fuck are you going to stop this? He puts like a sandcloth in the mood? Imagine a nuke had a face. This would be fucking insane if this happened. I wish it would, but it's not going to happen. Dude. Dude. Who the fuck said I logged for? Bro, imagine like the season ended there and you had to wait like two years. Holy shit. That's the way to end an episode. As if now I'm supposed to believe that the village is a footprint now. No. Listen, let me make this fucking clear. I do not support terrorism, but terrorism in anime is interesting. It leads to character development. It leads to a revenge story. It leads to interesting storylines. That's to give it away. No way. Iruka! He looks the same. Why would he change? Iruka paying for the date. Guys, would you pay for Sakura? Just get one Naruto. Where's Hinata? Miley at a fucking nuke. Oh my God. This is scary, man. Fuck, is that a shell? A clam? Didn't I say he was going to use a sand or some shit? Oh my God. Don't smile right now, you fucking idiot. Yo, this song is going to play one day in the future in one of the most important fights. I could smell it right now, man. I could smell it. And I'm going to cream myself. What did he lose? Is it like an arm for an arm? Not again. I got seen it again. The nuke bird? I've never seen Gaara with that face. Show me again. Go, go, go. Yeah, y'all are right. At the end of his sentences, he's like, Is that his dottabayo? Why would someone scream fitto kaze kage? Just call kaze kage. If the president dies, you're going to say, Fuck, the fiftieth president! Oh my God. What are you saying this for? Why do you always say you're top? I didn't even see those in the village. They just built them? Oh yeah, guys. Oh, they think it's Game of Thrones. You're going to take down the dragon, the bird. Come on, man. He's good, he's good. I thought he was going to lose an eye. Yeah, he would look pretty cool with like a sand eye or like a sand patch or some shit. He's edging him. He's making him like use everything. He's not going to be able to do anything at this point. What the fuck, man? Oh my God. Oh, shit, he's draining him. Oh, shit. I think this is an equal fight. That's disturbing. What else was he going to do? That's next level villain shit right there. How the fuck would he dodge that? How do you go back and go to a shot of fucking ramen after that? Look how much Gara has grown. And now look at Naruto. Oh, that was a sick sound of the explosions inside of Gara's sand balls. Meanwhile, we have a... What, they pitched his voice down? This is cute. They didn't sound like that, bro. They pitched that shit down. Maybe he'll pass it down to his daughter. He didn't even know who he was when he stepped in. It's alright, Naruto. It's just a word. Ganon is the new, is the new Shunin. It's just a word. Ganon is the new, is the new Shunin. Ganon is the new, is the new Shunin. As he should be. We need lore like this. I like this. Does Iruka do anything now? Or is he just good for scenes like this? Perfect transition. It doesn't matter because he's dead now. There are planet syntaxes inside of his sand ball. He just wants to be acknowledged as a tribal chief. I mean, as the kaze kage. Look what Iruka did. Iruka helped Naruto, and now Naruto helped Gara. Fuck Boruto. Bro, imagine they go inside of it and it's just like ashes, blood all over the place. That would be insane. What the fuck? We went there for Kankuro to scream and we come back. Dog walk. What the fuck? You wanted to send her on a dog walking mission? The fuck? You find Sakura that useless? We could dog walk the nine tails, fucks. How about that? Oh yeah, the pacing isn't bad at all. Myth. Who the fuck says myth? If we go back to this shop one more time. Yeah, I thought it's a myth. What was that? Was that like a metaphor? Is that supposed to be Gara? The white egg? Bro, that... So Gara is the white egg. Yeah, it's foreshadowing. He's about to come out stronger. Oh my god. Oh god, creaming me. Did he just piss him off and now he's going to be like sunny side up? Oh, Alex. Uh oh. Dude, look it. Specialty. Yup. This was all part of the plan. Gara's about to be stronger than ever right now. I know. I know how this works. Bro, I actually wanted that to destroy the village. That would have been super interesting. Kankuro on top of that. Oh god. What's with the OST? He's cracked. It's like the egg cracking. Mother fucker. He better get egged. Oh shit. This is why he's the lord now. Fuck kaze kage. He's the lord. Stop it. Bro, Daedara is crazy. Yup. My heart. Oh my god. The strength he has. He doesn't want to damage the village. He's moving it. Oh god. Stop. It's like the new Sasuke-kun. Oh. Hey. I never wanted to suffocate it out with more in my life than right now. Bro, oh shit. Guy wrote his number on the arrow. You actually got a reaction to that, Daedara. There we go. They're still missing. You think one of these bots are going to hit Daedara? He's already ticked off. Oh my god. We have to start counting them. Guys, you like my videos? So, Gaara is an egg is what Naruto's trying to tell me. He's hard boiled. That's the real question. Hard boiled or sunny side up or scrambled. This is awesome. It's like you would think an army has come to infiltrate a fort or a base. Nope. It's just one guy on an owl. Great sand village. Y'all are in a great position. I can't believe you just did that. Miwa Naruto's slurping up noodles. Hope Jiraiya's on his way. I don't think so. I swear to god, Kankuro is the worst. I mean, maybe that Yata was different from the other Yata's. These transitions are like polar opposites. It's like transitioning from a preschool classroom to a torture chamber. Kids showing the teacher's painting of his family. And that just goes to somebody and fucking slave getting whipped. We need Team Kakashi right now, bro. They're not. Watch Gara's CDs now because Naruto's name dropped. I swear to god. Kankuro! Gara! Gara-kun, Gara-kun! Is he gonna say it again? Let's just watch him nose dive into the fucking cement. No way, are they gonna capture him? No! Yeah! Is this gonna be a rescue Gara mission? Oh, that's fucking crazy. Oh my god. Gara! Fuck you! Sakura would have done more. No, no, no. Gara! Gara! Gara! Say Gara one more time. What did Kankuro do? What does he do? I know they have no way of attacking, like they shouldn't even bother, but Jesus, just screaming his name? Like I'm sure Kankuro could do something better than those fucking NPCs. Oh, that was sick. Bro, what's the animation? Oh my god! I forgot his name was Gara. What do you think he's gonna go? He's gonna fuck a ramen shop? Didn't he say that before? Are they actually gonna get, there we go. Kankuro decided, where's he gonna go closer to scream his name? Wow! I'm gonna go call somebody better. Temtem! The way they just appear right next to him. He noticed, and his trade is among us. Alright, chill. I would get the fuck out of here as quick as we can. We need a tachi next to us. Bro, Daedara actually infiltrated a base or a village like that. Completely guarded, completed the mission, captured the most important character there, essentially captured the president, and then flew away with him. My asshole, you're gonna die here. Why should actually be a pre-watch statement? Imagine that's not Gara, the whole time Gara's sleeping? Yeah, but... We have traders among us. What's that about two people, bro? One actually. What do you mean no way? Of course, let's see what it does. Yup, I think ship booting is a little more serious. Bro, that owl thick, hear me out. Sasori, my man. I know all about trap cards. Now what? This could be bombs in Naruto's house now. It must be good to smile. Oh god, we see his little french fries. Oh, don't tell me he's gonna look at the picture. Newbie noodle. Uh oh. Is that fucking Tom and Jerry sound? I don't want to see a flashback, please. But this is actually sad. You would think a thousand years passed. You would think he's dead. Yeah dude, imagine he kissed the picture. It's Kankuro. Oh shit, he did something. Wait a minute. Now this guy's gonna start saying Kankuro. Nice. Rescue Sasuke, now we're rescuing Gara. We don't need a unit. At least they want to help. How the fuck is he gonna get there, man? Is he gonna walk? I take the middle one. Oh fuck. They're mocking me. You see day that are walking like this? If I lick it I could tell if it's Gara's. Someone made a good point, why don't they just fly on the owl? Gara. It's a trap. Didn't the dudes literally say traps are made to be formed for? This is another one that they're already gone. Kankuro's doing this by himself. Dude, go call for help. Shit. Man, cameraman's like this. There we go. Contact them. We were gonna see this shot like 9,000 times. I love those bells jiggling. It's like Santa Claus is walking. Is he leaving footprints? Send a sandbird. There we go. Takomaru. The bird has a fucking name. Nice. I always found that fascinating. Like how did they know where to go? Like back in the day when people sent like carrier pigeons, how the fuck did they know where to go? Something's crazy is gonna happen to this bird. Like they're gonna shoot it down. Imagine they see this fucking bird fly by and they shoot it down? Nah, man. The bird has to go a different route. Yo. Yo. Oh, shit. They're fucking with him. It's no guy with sand, bro. Oh, his cracks. Alright, that's cool. Bro, is this bird dumb? I swear to God, if it went that way. Where's it going? Fly higher. That's great. I've finally read it twice. How did they make this bed sheet, bro? That's so fucking silly. I love it. Yeah, he went to make the list. He went to read the book twice. Sand village attacked by terrorists. Read that in newspapers. Here's a shot up concord of screaming Gara's name. It's so fucking quiet. I don't like this. There's husband. Look at this. Look at mommy and daddy. Walk her to the gate. Look at him. Yeah, he does got the Riz. She gave him a smile. So many times they mentioned pain. And I know there's a character named Pain. I wonder if this is foreshadowing. I have to count the amount of times they say it. Does he change his calendar? I knew it. Fuck! It's our mission, guys. They're gonna go walk the dog. Dude, sometimes they change the color of these characters. I don't know who it is. Oh, no. It's a bad wind. Wow, they made it past. Wait, are they still in the desert? I can't tell with the saturate. Yo! That looks sick. They don't know that he's dropping his sand. His skin's peeling. Sassori momen. Wait, did Kankuro actually reach them? Why did he... Oh my god, what are you doing? Why would they do that? What a bunch of dummies. Why is he doing their own dummies? Wait a minute. Sassori vs. Kankuro, let's go! Is he in a wheelchair? This is the second strongest guy in the village. Basically. Is it time for a fucking theatrics? This guy's gonna perform a play for Sassori? Let's go! Yo, imagine he activates the Lord Okage. Alright. Daideru's gonna let Sassori fight alone. He respects him. Oh, three of them! Oh, shit! It's a three on one, four on one. These transitions are the best. They're the funniest. Look at them taking their time. Enjoying the breeze. It took longer to read it for the third time. He basically just said... Guess Sassori's age? 18. Oh god, it's Takumaru. There he is. Dude, if you fucking talk... It's Takumaru, you fuck! There we go. Sassori's gonna stop it. We're ready. Why is he always reacting like that? Dude, is he like a lizard or something? Nope. He's a fucking lizard! They gotta stop this shit. They gotta stop. Oh my god, I thought he was gonna be like an old man. That was like 18. He's a fucking dinosaur. Sick! Oh, he's a scorpion. Same shit, bro. Lizard, they're the same fucking family. They're reptiles. We're not starting like eight minutes in! We're in three seconds, three! Bro, the birds thick as fuck. They got the birds thick this season. I want to know all their names. What's his name? I want to be the bird feeder. That's what I'd be. If I was in the Hidden Leaf Village, tell me not, guys. Like that you could trust me with, right? Like that's the job I would have. Addressing by his name. This is... This is Takamaru! The fastest messenger! Wait, the fastest messenger in all the Hidden San. He's a known bird! Holy shit! Oh god, I thought he set him off. Yeah, okay, so he's famous. Send all the birds. Look at them. Bro, Naruto looks like a monkey sometimes. When he smile, I didn't... Those are Nade's feet? No, no, I know her feet. What am I talking about? Screaming the N word in a hallway is not going to help. No doubt. Holy shit! Fuck the Kaze Kage! Kage Gama's here! I heard that there's a guy who uses Kugutsu. That's right. Always heard. That guy. Kanpachi. Kanpachi! Don't look at him! Hurry up! I'll let you go. I'll let you go. Hey, wait! Don't say anything. It's a boy. Wait, wait, before we continue this, let me make sure I didn't miss anything here. Because it just fucking ended. That's it. Bye, Daedara. Sayonara. You're lucky it ain't Satari. Meanwhile, the hidden sand village is excavated. Yeah, avoid battle all you can. We need Team Kakashi, not this team. Team NPC, we don't need this shit. He's fighting a Scorpion. Alright, I gotta see what this is. I gotta see what sausage he's up to. Why is he a Scorpion? Is he powerful? I haven't seen him do anything yet. Not better. Of course he noticed. Either he noticed or he didn't give a fuck. Oh, this is a nice puppet show. Dude! Now this is a fucking show. Oh, I get what he's doing. He's like a magician. He's gonna walk out of there with holes in his body or some shit, man. Attack. The show's over. The show just begun, bro. Here we go again. You should be lucky we're going on a mission. They're all fucking so sad. You're lucky you're not walking the dog. Holy shit. Naruto does not care. Yeah, that was a good Datamayo. Damn. Here we go. Of course Naruto's in a room when this happens. I knew it. She didn't say it like I said it. I'll wait. There we go. That's what I wanted to see. Ah, shit! Wait, whoa, whoa! Yep, Concerto, you're done. Show's over. Fuckin' dumbass. Okay, get out of here. Tsunade's reaction is the best. God, I knew it! Yes! Yes! Be affected by that, Naruto. That's the mission you're going on. There we go, there we go. We're sending us. We're going. Yeah! How the fuck did Satsuki do that? Watch me, Gaara's dad. Oh god, the rematch is going to happen! Kakashi! Atachi! It's the battle of the cheese! Gaara's second Datamate. Look, now Naruto's like, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I would never trust Concerto. I would never, bro. Like, it's cool. We get to see what he can do. And he's holding his own. He can read his movements. Okay. He's interesting. I gotta know more about him. Scorpion, sand, read movements. It's just standing there. Oh. I mean, Concerto's doing work, but it's not doing anything. So it's like you're doing work, but you're not getting paid. It's just standing there. What's with him and waiting? Is that his work? It's not the my own. It's like the Kart Titan. I'm trying to read! I'm trying to get gutted. The subtitles are bigger. How is he reading this shit? Oh, God. The poison tip. Oh, shit. It's a superstition. Oh, my God. She said the Han Solo. I've got a bad feeling about this. What the fuck is bad to happen? Why did her glasses crack? What does she mean by that? Concerto's gonna get badly injured. This guy has to move his arms. He had no one else to pick! He's gonna have to make new puppets! It's the first time I've ever seen a face like that. I'm gonna explain it to you. Tell us! Karatsuno. Shit. What the fuck is going on? Meanwhile... It looks like he has titties. I can't take this serious. The frog's gonna shit on his face. It pissed. It didn't shit. He just called the frog an idiot. I thought Jiraiya was going! He's sleeping! Oh, that's great. What a coincidence. I thought it was a red sand. Of course he knows. He left it 20 years... Oh my god. That explains the sand. It explains nowhere the moves. He used the poison tip. He tipped him. That's why he was like, I'm never coming back here again. I mean, Kankuro, I appreciate this. I respect this. I admire you for this. But... Yeah, imagine this is all cap. Why would you let him? Oh my god. He even said Gara in his dying moments. It'll kill you in three days. Yeah, until somebody comes. Crap. He's dead. Not even 10 seconds passed. Not even 10 seconds! Where's Choji? Come on, Ruka, join him. I'm gonna join you. Imagine that's the power of duty. The wind is blowing. From now on, I'll send them to the sand. Jirai thought he'd be the one to break the news. Look how worried Jirai is. I want you alone. Naruto, reckless. You'll be the one to break the news. Don't use flashbacks. Please, no. Mr. Kakashi, Sakura-chan! Hurry up and go! That makes him the leader! Whoa! I love this man. Them looking at them moving on like this. Stop the cap, Ruka. Yeah! Fuck yeah. Hang on, Gara. Why is Sasuke in this? Fuck this.