 The house rules live event. This week, take your ultimate team into traditional college overtime. Start the house rules mission to learn more. Let's do it. So if you're not familiar, ultimate team is this thing called house rules, where each week they'll have some bizarre set of rules. Last year they had one where touchdowns were worth like 18 points or something, it was really weird. All of them were bizarre, but I'm gonna be honest, this one is the coolest one that I've ever seen. Okay, so if you don't know college OT rules, college OT rules are so awesome. I have no idea why the NFL doesn't do them, by the way. College OT rules are like this. If I score, you get the ball and a chance to score. If you don't score, I win. That's it. So it doesn't really matter what team starts with the ball or ends with the ball. However, let's say my opponent is on offense first and I stop him on defense. All I have to do is kick a field goal to win the game. So, but either way, here's the team we're rocking with. You guys know I don't really mess around with the God squad stuff, but I do still have a really solid team. Got Baker at QB, Jim Brown a half back, Tori Holt, Tyree Kill and Theland. We've got Travis Kelsey and Kellen Winslow at tight ends. Got Shaz, Anthony Bar, Jalen Smith, Clomack. It's basically my Wheel of Mutt team, but slightly better. Without further ado, let's hop straight in. I don't gotta bore you. Let's see how many we can win in the next like hour or so. Let's give it a go. Potentially these games are supposed to be really fast, right? Ooh, my opponent's team. Actually, his top three is not that insane. So, similar overall teams, I like that. But yeah, I mean, these games are supposed to be fast, but potentially these could go on literally forever. If we keep scoring back and forth forever, I believe this goes on forever. And you start on the 25, I totally forgot about that. So, you're already in field goal range to start out with. So, it really is important that you score. Let's see if we can get like a hit stick fumble or something and just ice this real quick. Ooh, that looks like a run play to me. What do you boys think? Yup, yup, Clomack will get him. Okay, we got him. We got him. Phil Bensie's down. I need my music. Don't say shit, don't say shit about the length of my shorts either. I love my short shorts. They feel good. They look good. Oh, oh, I know what it is. I know what it is. Wait, no, I don't, I don't know what this is. I have no idea what this is. He rifles it in for touchdown. All right, that means that we absolutely have to score a touchdown or we lose. Second and 17, IC press coverage on Tyree Kill. Hold those blocks, gentlemen. Tyree's got it. Let's go. We're down to the eight. Do I try this? Do I get a half back screen to Jim Brown? It's there. We got a block right there. Jim Brown, we get a little bit of a lag, but that still takes us out to the three. Okay, three yards to get my touchdown. Okay, he is in full. Okay, feeling should just 100% be able to score a touchdown here. Oh, I got it out to Barclay. He's got it. I should try the fake. Oh, I should have done a fake. That would have been way funnier. Oh, we get to pick again. I'm gonna choose to play defense. Okay, he's gonna run the ball. Solid yardage. Full of blinsy just took it for so much. Throw one underneath of the half back and we can't get to him. He's got the touchdown. Damn. 14 to seven. Here come the very predictable big blitzes. And that means I'm gonna put, oh, okay. He's pulling it off a little bit. I'll throw the slant. Here it is again. Max protects. Something should be open here. There's Tyreek. I hate people who run this defense. It's so stupid. All right, we're going for two. We're going for two. I don't want to do this anymore. I want to get into a new game against somebody new. Let's go for it, boys. He is far inside on Tyreek Hill. I can block Kelsey. I got six blockers for six men right here. So somebody should hopefully get open. Okay. He pulled off hard. Oh, come on. Get to that side. X, X. First goal. That was nasty. That's our first house rules win right there. Went for two after two back. Two consecutive touchdowns. We go for two and get it. All right, let's keep trucking. Got a little play action to start this game out. He's going to throw contested. That's one way to start. Shit. Dude, Tori Holt and Tyreek Hill. Oh, wow, he's running. Is that pinch buck? I've never, what play is that? Don't tell me that's pinch buck. I don't think I've seen that play once this year. All right, we're going to feed it to Tori Holt early. Oh, did I just roll for the first there? If I get this touchdown, 2,000% going for it. Tori Holt touchdown. Okay, here we go. Hey, we got it last time. I think we can do it one more time. Let's see these blocks hold up and I'm going to rifle this in to either Tyreek or Tori Holt, depends who gets open. There it is. There it is. Let's go. See ya. Have fun pinch bucking someone else. Easy dub. Let's get it again. He's got Fitz magic at QB and I think it's a run play right here. Is it a hat back dive or is it a stretch to the right? It is a stretch to the right. But that's pretty good deal right there. We're locking up. Fitz Patrick wants to go. Does he know? The coverage broke down. Why did you stop guarding him? All right, let's go get this shmoney. Bread acquiring time. Look at that. Wide open James White. Gonna wiggle him. Oh, did not get the wiggle. Kinda deserved to fumble that. But hey, solid, solid stuff. Let's get this touchdown. Let's get it quick too. Baker right up the middle. Okay, Baker, goal done. Fumble, feelings got it? I'm on the one. I'm on the one. Oh, that was very lucky. Okay, this play is actually really unstoppable. It's kinda stupid how good base fullback dive is in this game. It's like the blocking on it is way too good. I know I didn't get it there, but trust me, if I run this four times, I'm gonna score a touchdown. This is not even base fullback dive, but I'm interested to see how this one works. This is a slightly different variation. Did that was that not a touchdown? Okay, wait, I was talking a bunch of shit and I'm kinda worried it's not gonna work. Okay, people do this to me online all the time. They always get the touchdown. There it is, baby. There it is. I'm a pole. How is that not working? All right, we're going with a straight up QB sneak. If this is the first time I don't score in college rules, I'm gonna be shook. Straight goal line stood up against three fullback dives and a QB sneak. I'm just gonna take that L straight to the chest. F***. Starting on offense today. I'm going so hard. I'm going to, mm, there it is. Money! Seven to zero, nice. All right, we got a little bit of a run play. Oh, this is gonna be the first time we actually just straight clamp on defense. I may be on the wrong guy here. Oh, I'm still gonna do the user. Third and 11. I got pretty much everything locked up. And we got a sack with Deacon Jones. Defense is playing excellently. It's fourth and 19. I've got everything covered. Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. Let's go! My ball, over. Let's go! U of M fans, do not score on me. All right, we're gonna run some base coverage here. Some base cover for hard flats. That's a handbag dive. Swamped it early. Nice job. Don't run that. All right, I'm on the wrong person. He's gonna get a first here because I'm on the wrong person. It's my fault. That's entirely my fault. I feel like this is gonna be a run. Yep, there's the run. There's the run! I cannot believe you didn't fumble that. I hit him so hard. We're zoning everyone. Oh! Little QB run! There's the fumble. Bruh. So order of events. I hit Sticken. He fumbles, picks up his own fumble and then gets barrel roll tackled into the end zone. Understandable! Have a nice day! You know, just for that, I'm gonna throw a one-play touchdown on ya. That's what you get. That's your karma right there. I think the universe is saying for me to go for two here. They understand that I kind of just got cheated. So they will be kind to me here. They're gonna be kind to me and they're gonna let me throw this dart to Tori Holt over the middle. Blitz linebacker. Blitz! Yeah, that's what I thought. GG. Peace. Yee! Yee! Yee! Lenny, eight, one, nine. Let's see it, Lenny. Let's see what you got. Oh, out-route. Oh, I knew it! I knew it! I knew it, too, and I, ugh. Wow. Wow, I knew it, too, and I bit on that in-route. That double move actually got me. Oh, we got a run-play. All right, all right. Let's get a Blitz, boys. Let's be ready for this. Oh, we know it, we know it. Come on, Kevin Byard! Oh, B. There he is. Come on, B-Lin! Got an early touchdown. Do I go for two? I think I do. Actually, no, no, no. I'm taking this PAT because I know I can lock this guy up on defense. He got a solid catch, and then he got a nice animation on the run. I'll go with seven to seven here, and I'm actually gonna clamp this. Ooh, lights up the middle of the field. Dude, stop getting every animation. This is a hat-back dive. Oh, it's not. I'm kind of surprised. He's now on the one-yard line after getting that pass. I'm gonna need a mad blitz right up the middle. Okay, we're guessing a run right up the middle. We have everyone there. That's cool. We actually got this dog. All right, it's third and goal. Let's see what he does. It's a pass or it's inside zone. It's a pass. And he's still a contested fourth and goal. Does he take the field goal? He shouldn't. That was great defense, by the way. Ooh, is this a run? Is it a run or is it play action? Left side run? We got so many there, let's go. There's the stop I'm looking for. I'm coming straight out in a field goal. I'm not even considering not winning this game. Straight to a field goal. There it is, 42-yard field goal. Easy for Justin Tucker. Yeah, I was about to say if I shanked this kick, I would have been real happy. Yeah, you sit there. I don't even know who that QB is, but you sit there and think about your loss. Starting on defense. I love starting on defense. Let's just get like a pick. Just get an interception to start this. Ah, or it's a touchdown to start it too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, this man's got balls. I love it. I love seeing a man with a nice set of balls. All right, my friend. It ain't over. It ain't even close to it. Tyree Gale should get rocked right there. Good blocks. We get around the edge. We got a juke. Jim Brown got lit up, but I'm gonna get my touchdown. That's first and 10. All right, now you expect it. So we max protect and then throw an easy slant here. Yup, there's that blitz. And B, oh, I'll just go Baker, actually. I'll just walk that out of bounds. Now I will run it. I think Jim Brown's got, I think Jim Brown's got this. Nice, power him. All right, to the three though, to the three. Switch it up to quick slants again, and this is gonna be an easy touchdown after this blitz comes in. There's the blitz. Oh, his user came on it and really good defense. I should have thrown that to Theland. All right, I'll hit Theland this time. Oh, okay, I'll hit Tyreek. Can't ever predetermine, I guess. There's that touchdown. We have to get the two though. Oh yeah. No, how ever such a hole there. Oh, huge hole. That's too bad. Thanks for watching. Peace out.