 Yes, Charlamagne the God. Andrew Shelton. We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast, and it's official. This is the first episode of the Brilliant Idiots ever. Give it up to us. We got to put the press release out. We had to get it right, bro. We had to, you know, I mean, it takes time to make things great. That's right. What was it, about a decade of really practicing? 10 years. 10 years. 10 years. Learning chemistry, learning what we're great at. I think more people should wait 10 years before they launch a podcast. That's why so much garbage out now. They just think, oh, wow, there's a microphone and we're friends. We should have a podcast. That's right. Put in the work. Put in the fucking work, yo. Yeah. It took us a decade. We're going to put out a press release to let everybody know that Andrew Shelton and Charlamagne the God are finally launching a podcast called The Brilliant Idiots. It's a great time. That's a great time to be alive. Great idea. Thanks, bro. Great title, dude. Great title, right? Yeah, title's fine. The title is fine. So if you check out, you know, our first episode and it has like 400,000, 500,000, you know, downloads, just know. Yeah. Just know. This doesn't happen overnight. It doesn't. It happens over 10 years of night. 10 years. 10 years. This is really nice, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We's not done yet. It's not done. Now, we have certain things that we need to add. OK, what are we missing? I think we need a beautiful painting right here. Doesn't it feel like it deserves something historic? Oil painting. Oil would be great. Oil would be great. Of us, of course. Obviously. Obviously. Like a throwback. It's not narcissism. It's our show. Who else would be up there? It would be narcissistic about your show. I would think so. Yeah, take a certain level of narcissism to call yourself brilliant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But idiot. You know what I'm saying? We're good at this, bro. Brilliant, idiot, Steve. We're good at this. But I'm saying that we're not narcissists balanced. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Nice oil painting. Yeah, what else? Maybe a bar, you think? Hold on one second. What? It's funny you mentioned that. What? It is actually funny. I got to turn my phone sideways? I thought you was at the sideways camp. Oh, OK. Waiting for it. What? Wow. Oh, wow. So y'all are listening so y'all can't see this. But when you watch the video on YouTube, you'll see. Oh, yeah. This bookshelf is really a bookshelf. These are real books on here. But what else, Mike? It's a bar. You know what I mean? This is they think. Don't show them who we hide the cocaine. OK, OK. I can't give away everything right away. I can't give away everything right away. But yes, man, thank you for joining us for the first episode of The Brilliant Idiots, man. We're glad you've been with us the past 10 years. Thank you. And are enjoying our first episode. How was your week, Shotsy? Yo, yeah, week was good. I mean, I think I know it's just kind of started. I don't know. Nothing really happened. Has anything happened? What happened, man? I'm going away this weekend. Where you going? I don't know if I want to say. Oh, don't say. Yeah, yeah, it's on the vacation. But yeah, just me and the wife are going away for a little bit. There you go. But it's one of those things. And I wonder if you go through this, which is like, I haven't even begun the excitement about going away because I'm so consumed by everything else that I have going on. Yes. So my wife is like, aren't you excited about this vacation? And I'm like, no. What's the day, too? When y'all leaving this weekend? Thursday. Oh, yeah, you'll get excited about it, Mara. I always get excited like two or three days before. I'm the same way. I can't disconnect until I know I'm completely disconnected. I'm on the plane. Then I disconnect. Yeah, same. But yeah, so yeah, it's weird because I want to meet her excitement about this thing. But I just have none of it. Oh, no, I do. Once about two days prior, two, three days prior, I'm like, all right, I'm ready to fucking go. Really? Yeah, because it feels like everything gets super, super, super, super hectic. Yeah. Right up until you're about to disconnect. Yeah. What, two weeks ago? I went to St. Lucia. Yeah. Me and the wife just bought just ourselves. You went to St. Lucia, man. No kids, no nothing. Yeah, that's how you got to do it, man. I mean, that's how we vacation every time. No kids. It's coming, bro. It's great. It's coming. Listen, listen. I'm coming. Yeah. No, but I thought about this on the way to the studio today, our brand new studio. I was like walking to work and I'm walking down the street. And I was like thinking about all the things that we need to get done. And sometimes that can be stressful. But I had a moment where I was like, how dope is this that I'm on the way to work and excited? How lucky am I that most days when I get up and I'm walking to work, I'm kind of walking fast. Love your job. To get there to do something that I'm looking forward to. That is something I had to be grateful for. Are y'all going somewhere where there's a carnival? A carnival? No, no, no, no, no, no. You're not going to get your chance to wrap her on? Oh, dude. What is the rule with that? The rule is as long as you and your wife together, you can have all the fucking fun you want. So you think wifey was there? She had to be. Wifey might have been holding the camera. This is what I hate about the internet. We just did an episode about this a few weeks ago. Why do y'all jump to fucking conclusions? Why do we have such jumping to conclusion bias? You don't know what this man is doing. Yeah, it's fun to jump to conclusions. It's ridiculous. Because when I saw this, all I saw was this is a man who made a whole album about rapping about loving his wife. I love my wife. I love my wife. I love my wife. Right? You made a whole album about this. That man is not going to be out there doing this without wifey's permission or, more importantly, without wifey's companionship, supervision. That's the word I'm looking for. Wifey's supervision. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, yeah. That's one possible outcome for sure. Oh, he was going after it. Got Coyla Ray. Come on, man. That's not that's Coyla Ray. About to catch another flight. Was it a chance for Hanzona fight? It's his birthday. He said it's his birthday. Is it really his birthday? Can we Google that and see? I don't know if it's really his birthday. Yeah, chances out there. This is one of those things where, like, you scream from the rooftops about something that I guess you should do. You should love your wife. You should be faithful. You should do. Absolutely. But it makes people who haven't been or aren't maybe as perfect a little bit upset at you because they have to reflect on their imperfection. Listen. So the second you are slightly imperfect, they want to come after you, Ash. Oh, I see what you're saying. That's what it is. So it's not even about him because there's people out here doing way crazier shit, but they're like, got you, motherfucker. You made me feel bad about me. You made me feel like a bad husband. You made me feel like I don't love my wife. You got my wife going, why don't you write rap songs about me? And now finally, all the eight shit dudes out there are vindicated. What if his wife is holding the camera? There ain't no way. Why not? That camera too steady. Yeah. That's it, man. Holding that camera. They've never been a greater hater than the man holding. Because they going down to the booty and then up and back, they zoom in on chance to make sure everybody knows his chance. Bro, he's breaking a red velvet rope to get that. First of all, he's with his family. You see Taylor back there, his brother. That's his brother, his brother is right there. You see his brother? I thought you were saying that Taylor is his brother. No, Taylor Bennett, his brother is right there with his shirt off. Taylor's with him. I'm telling you his wife is probably there, yo. But some people have pointed out that he's not wearing his wedding ring. How do y'all, and what y'all internet detectives are? Motherfucker, how y'all feel that? That's what happens when you talk about being faithful. You gonna get that shit too. Talk about being faithful all the time. What are you talking about? You can't even see it on the hand. He's smacking the ass. There's no ring on the hand. How do y'all, man, y'all read it? That's his right hand, y'all. No, it's left. No, the cup is in the right. The other one is left. Pause it, pause it, let's see, pause. No ring? Wow. Pause and let's see. Yeah, yeah. By the way, by the way, I was crazy, bro. You don't know what country he in. Might not be no jewelry. Hold on a sec. You might be stupid to wear jewelry. For real, yo? Yeah. You might be dumb to wear jewelry. You might need a pause that said Kenny up to the board. Pause, yo. Pause. Second pause, right? Yeah. I can't tell. I see his hands blurry. Yeah. Man, y'all are ridiculous. That's good. This is why y'all ain't gonna never find what y'all want in life, because y'all are always trying to find the negative in people, yo. It's not y'all, it's the internet. I was just saying what the internet said. When his wife tweets out, I was standing right there, what y'all gonna do then? What y'all gonna do then? Look at that. Oh, do we have? Do we have? Can we insert? Can we insert? Hold on, hold on. We got talking about this right now. What about practice episodes? Yeah. We had a practice episode a long time ago. We had a very talented... Seven years ago. How do we set this up? How do we set this up? Because we don't want to... Just talk about it. Can they go... Nobody's gonna believe it. First of all, they're gonna swear this is AI, bro. Let me tell you something. This is why the brilliant Indian listeners are the most devout and incredible fan base on the planet. That's right. So, we get a DM the other day. And it's a dude. You got a DM. All right, I got a DM. I was trying to include you, man. The fact that I didn't catch it till later was hilarious. Okay, fair enough. So, I get this DM. He goes, the dude just puts an audio link from an old brilliant idiot's practice episode with an incredibly talented woman named Aquafina. By the way, any old brilliant idiot's episode scares me half to death. It's all AI's that don't want. So basically, he goes, trust me, go to 154.27. I go, all right. I see it. Well, hold on. I watch it and I'm dying laughing. I nearly send it to the group chat. I think I even called Charlotte. I sent it to the group chat. I didn't get a reaction. I called Charlotte. No, you sent it the night before. And I got no response. I called him in the morning. I was like, yo, I was like, did you watch that video I just sent you? He goes, what is it? I goes from an old brilliant idiot's episode. He goes, I almost had a heart attack. Mind you, he sent it the night before. He didn't respond. The next morning. I saw it. Oh, you saw it. You responded. What you gonna do now? Then the next morning show says, watch 154 of this video now. I get up and leave what I was doing. I'm like, this shit must be serious. That's what caused me. Now I'm like, oh, fuck, yo. What the fuck happened? I ain't gonna lie. I do that. I'm scared shit. What the fuck is going on? Man, I went and listened. Just go to it, Taylor. 154 27. Taylor didn't catch it for seven times. Okay. Yo, straight off. No, go back. You gotta play freestyle. Hold on. You gotta freestyle it. This is Aquafina, y'all. World renowned movie star. Okay. This is like a kind of one, you know. Pause. We gotta pause. We gotta pause. We gotta pause. Don't tell why we gotta pause. We still didn't give it the proper context, right? The past few weeks are brilliant idiots. If you go back to the- Oh, they know. The Honky Tonk episode. It's our first episode, though. That's true. Yeah, in case you haven't watched it. Those might just be joining us for the first time. We were saying that, you know, how similar Asians and Redneck Honky Tonk sounds. No, we said it is the same thing. Honky Tonk people, people who have that southern hillbilly accent. Yes. If you just speed that up, you are basically speaking Chinese. And if you slow the- If you slow Chinese down, you're speaking Honky Tonk hillbilly. Absolutely. It's the same language. Absolutely. We've been saying this for years. Yes. I just want to point that out so everybody knows. We're on the same page. That's the same language. There is one language. It's not English and Chinese. It's just sped up and then slowed down. That's right. So we've been saying- What you gonna do now? You said it. You started. You go, what y'all gonna do now? What y'all gonna do now? And you said it like that. But if you speed it up, what y'all gonna do now? Exactly. But how did the hillbilly say it? What you gonna do now? Exactly. Right? This is black person walks into Korean deli. What y'all gonna do now? Y'all not gonna pay for that? Y'all not gonna pay for that? Exactly what I'm saying? Y'all not gonna pay for that? Black person walks into a convenience store down south. What y'all gonna do now? Okay. You not gonna pay for that? You not gonna pay for that? Black person walks into a convenience store in Korea. Ha! No! Whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened? Ha! What y'all gonna do now? So, this is our good sister Aquafina, a cold girl, cold alumni. Listen, play it, Taylor. All right. Aquafina and this bitch. Kidding, can someone drop a beat or... All right, fine, whatever. Whatever. I'll just do acapella. No acapella on that. I don't know how to beatbox. Okay. He said the black guy knows how to beatbox. Okay. Life is hard for a Vietnam veteran. They got pigeon poop all up and they sweat as then. Sometimes they can't even talk because they lost their mouths, their entire mouths in Vietnam. Yo, straight off the dome, bitch. Straight off the dome. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? What y'all gonna do now? What y'all gonna do now? What? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What? What was just said? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know all I gotta say to anybody who said what we were saying was fucked up, what y'all gonna do now? What y'all gonna do now? What y'all gonna do now? Life is hard for a Vietnam veteran. They got pigeon poop all up and they sweat as then. Sometimes they can't even talk because they lost their mouths, their entire mouths in Vietnam. Yo, straight off the dome, bitch. Straight off the dome. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? What y'all gonna do now? What y'all gonna do now? I want that isolated. We don't have to say it no more. That's it. We're just gonna insert the aquafina drip. Don't ever say we're not brilliant. Ever. I'll cause idiots all the time. Don't ever say we're not brilliant. One thing about this podcast, the past decade, even though this is the first episode, we predicted a lot of shit. Everybody, I let Taylor hear that and Taylor was like, oh, that's where you got that from? No. No ho. I didn't remember that. I didn't even think about that shit back then. There was nothing about that that stood out to me. I was thinking about the freestyle. That's it. Brilliant idiot listeners. Best internet detectives in the world. Thank you very much. They don't say chance to wrap up. You know it wasn't way in a redding ring. I don't believe it. Then he didn't do it. You know what I mean? He didn't cheat. Thank you, aquafina. What else we got, Taylor Gang? What else happened? Yo, it feels good to be vindicated. I'm telling you, man. It ain't a stereotype if it's true. White people have been saying this for years. What are you saying? What are you talking about? What y'all doing? What y'all doing now? Come on now. Speaking of goddamn racism. First race deserve. Speaking of white people getting what they deserve. What do they deserve? Traymond goddamn green. What happened? Stomped on DeMonte Salonis. DeMonte Salonis? It's a bonus. It's a bonus. What'd he do? Is he white or he's like European or something? He's Russian. We don't really consider them white. Oh, shit. We just dozenate, man. When the war is... He's helping out the ice, bro. Ain't no teeth on this shit, man. That's what we get for trying to be fancy. You need some chopsticks. Goddamn. Shit, Alex. You gotta be nice with chopsticks. That's the last level, right? You gotta be nice to pick up rice with chopsticks. Don't fucking talk about ice. Rice is hard to pick up with chopsticks. Rice is hard at first, but I think if you reach the top level of Asian, it's picking up ice cubes. Yeah, because they make the rice sticky. To make it easier. Oh, I didn't realize that. Do you know how they make the rice sticky? Because the rice comes out not sticky. And then somebody looks at all the people at the rice factory and they go, what's wrong with that? I thought you was going to say sucky sucky pie. I was like, Jesus Christ. My God. Listen, was this justified? What'd he do? That's what I want to know. All I saw was him trying to get up out of the... Sabonis was holding his ankle. He was trying to get the fuck out of there. Sabonis was holding his ankle. It looked like he got kicked in the face as well. I don't know if this was intentional, is what I'm saying. And if it was, so the fuck what, man? Bring back 1980-style basketball. That's why I like Drey Mon Green. That's why Drey Mon Green is one of my favorite players. Okay? Let me read it. Drey Mon Green was ejected after a hard step on the bonus Sabonis's chest. After Stefan Curry grabbed his offensive rebound and turned the head up the floor, Sabonis slipped and fell in the paint. He grabbed Green's right leg and after Green initially shook off Sabonis's grip. He took a hard step right on Sabonis's chest. Sabonis stayed down for a few minutes. His officials reviewed the play. He was called Drey Mon for a technical foul for... Sabonis was grabbed for a technical foul for grabbing Green's leg and Green was given a flavor of foul, too. Flavor of foul, too. That led to an automatic ejection. Yo. That's fucking tough. Can you speak it in your second language? Read that shit in Chinese. You get that shit first. Green was given a flavor of foul, too. That led to an automatic rejection. That's true, yo. You try to talk like you actually speak English. Shit. When I fell out of protecting myself and then the incident happened, Sabonis said there's no room for that in our game today. Can I just see the pull of the leg? I didn't see that. Oh. He's holding it. He's holding it, man. Get the fuck up off me. That shouldn't have been a foul on Green. I mean, yes, it is a foul on Green, but it's also a foul on Sabonis for holding it. I don't know if it's a flagrant. You know when you're tripping and you're just trying to get your step. You don't know where you're placing your foot. He held his foot. Chance the Rapper was probably falling. He was placing his dick up between the cheeks of his ass. Exactly. He probably was tripping. His partners and his friends were holding him up. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, help me. Yeah, I don't think it was a flagrant foul. I agree with Al. He gets the rebound right now. He's tied up right now. He got one foot, but he's just trying to get out of there. Yeah, he gave a little extra. He was trying to get out. Yo, but your body has a mind of its own. Where else are you going to put his foot? Are you going to hold his foot in the air till Sabonis moves from under him? He would have fell. That's what I'm saying. What else are you supposed to do in that situation? Listen, I love Drayma. He stomped that Russian right there, bro. Not on purpose. I don't think it was a flagrant intuition. It wasn't on purpose, but he probably just saw that Tetris movie on Apple Plus and he was like, these motherfuckers need some get back. So then he's an American hero. Oh, whoa. Let's be let's be clear. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, watch this. Ukraine! You didn't see that. You didn't see that. You didn't see that. That shit was great. And Dremen don't post that right now. Dremen don't post that right now. It makes this the greatest series in NBA history, bro. Are you kidding me? Stop. And you're great. What's the problem? I like it, man. I grew up in a different era. That shit wasn't that bad to me, yo. Maybe a foul with a flagrant? Nah, ejected from the game? Nah. You bet the bad thing in the playoffs, you get a flagrant too. Now he's suspended from one game, I believe. Really? Yeah. Is that right? I believe if you get a flagrant too in the playoffs, you're suspended the next game. Oh. That's going to be a big loss for them. And they're already down. I thought it was a certain amount of flagrant, though. I didn't know it was just two. I thought it was a certain amount. I think it's an ejection is what I was talking about. If you're ejected, you can have a... Oh, fine. Yeah, I don't think you can affect a series like that. That happened to him in the Cavs Warriors series back in the day. He had a certain amount of... Oh, no, no, a certain amount of technicals. If you get a certain amount of technicals, you end up missing a game. I mean, how can you not love Draymond? I mean... He shouldn't kick, but the guy is so passionate about the game. He absolutely loves it. Like Streetball against guys like this my whole life. They just take it so seriously and they do something that's out of pocket physically during the game. And you know it's wrong. You shouldn't do it, but you're so invested in the game. You just start kicking somebody. No one full well, there's 400 cameras on you. There's nothing you can get away with during the NBA game. That's right. Thank you. I guess it is crazy. Listen. The Warriors don't win all those championships without Draymond Green. They would be bullying those Bades brothers named Clay Thompson and Steph Curry if they did not have Draymond Green. You need a Draymond Green. You need a Ron Artes. You need a Steven Jackson. You need a Matt Barnes, bro. You need a Horace Grant. You need a Charles Oakley. They say this in hockey, right? Because in hockey, there's no real fouls. The refs are just kind of there to maintain the flow of the game. I guess if you do something egregious, they have fouls like they're on this in the NBA. So because of that, they have these positions, these enforcer positions. And those guys are there that if you foul their star player, they go and they start a fight with you. So Wayne Gretzky had this guy. Forget his name. Somebody could look it up. But a guy who basically came with him, I think Wayne Gretzky played for the Edmonton Oilers. When he was going to LA to be part of the LA Kings, part of the contract was he has to also come. And nobody fucked with Wayne because there was a bruiser that could barely fucking skate. It was on the sidelines. It was ready to come in and take your fucking top off. You need that, man. Think about when Larry Bird got that hard foul and then fucking Robert Parrish came down and just started whaling on Bill Lamb here through hands on him. Actual blows. Not a foul. That's interesting. Yes. I never thought about Robert Parrish being like the enforcer for him. Absolutely. Greg, what did you say? Sorry? Great guy was an enforcer, but Robert Parrish was an enforcer too. That guy wants to get us canceled on our first episode of fucking Brilliant Idiots. I mean, can he say he's Chinese, bro? That's kind of crazy. That's fucking Chinese guy can't say that word. You already pledged your allegiance. That's right. Listen, you got to have an enforcer, but I actually don't think there's enough enforcers in the league right now. I think you got Draymond Green, P.J. Tucker as an enforcer. I can't think of too many enforcers. Who else is an enforcer in the league right now? I think Memphis has a team with some people who are tougher. Big boys, but not enforcers. You're talking about somebody who's going to lay you out if you come from the team. Yes, man. You can't do much with this. The Knicks had a bunch of enforcers. I don't know why they never won a championship. They had enough enforcers, but not enough finesse. You know what I'm saying? Anthony Mason, God bless the dead, Charles Oakley. You know? But that's what New York Knicks fans love. We love fighters. If you nice at fighting, bro, you got this city's heart. The last generation of real enforcers I think was Steven Jackson, Matt Barnes there. That's why all the smoke is such a fitting name for their podcast. That's how they played the game. That's how they played the game. They didn't back down from no fucking body. They wanted it with everybody. They weren't afraid of you. If you was against them, you was against them. I wonder if that gives the other players and the team confidence knowing that if the other team tries to bully you, there's a person on your team that's going to step up and handle that action because you don't want something like Steph handling that. You need someone else on the team handling that. Nobody's scared of Steph. The Bulls have. The Bulls had Bill Cartwright. The Bulls had Gordon Grant Rodman. Dennis would be out there disturbing shit. But also low-key, Mike, Mike was not afraid of getting busy. You know who else the Bulls had? Before all of them. We don't count it because it wasn't a championship run. They had Charles Oakley. Charles Oakley was Michael Jordan's bodyguard. For real, for real. If you ever read Charles Oakley's book called The Last Enforcer, that's what he was there for. Keep people off Mike's ass. Absolutely goddamn right, man. And then he goes, and I guess who takes over after that? Craig Neely. Craig? I don't remember Craig Neely. Neely. And he was just tough. Just to beat people up. I don't remember Craig Neely. But that's the thing, that's the thing. Horace Grant was an enforcer. Yeah, he was. But how you an enforcer got bifled? What you gonna enforce, bro? Spelling me? There's no enforcer. I mean, Horace might have been tough, but he ain't looked tough, right? He didn't act tough either. He wasn't, he didn't act tough for that era. He was tough, but he didn't act tough. Like I'm talking about straight up dogs on the court. I think Mike might have been the enforcer. Like Mike would get busy. Mike didn't back down. Yeah, Mike was not afraid of anybody. And Mike was, it comes to a point in time where you gotta stop disrespecting Michael Jordan in comparing him to LeBron James. Let LeBron be LeBron. Okay? But I will say this until the day I am no longer here. The closest person to Michael Jordan was Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant. I don't care what y'all say. I hate when people say things Stephen A. Smith uses the argument where he says he can't give it to Kobe because Kobe imitated Michael. Do you know how good you gotta be to imitate the greatest of all time? You know how good you gotta be if people even to say you got close? That man won five out of seven championships. He's five in two in NBA finals, y'all. The second greatest player I have ever seen is Kobe Bryant. Now, I got a top five. My top five is Magic Johnson, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan. Not that order. Oh, not an order. But Magic Johnson, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan and then if I'm being objective I'll put LeBron in there. But for me, my five is Allen Iverson and Shaquille O'Neal. It's just hard to rank A.I. because A.I. didn't win any championships. The way that he affected the game. I wonder if we should have a different list which is not like the greatest in terms of winning but the greatest in terms of changing the game and affecting the game. Easy call. Magic Johnson. Now, I wasn't really alive for Magic's impact on the game. Like, I know AIDS magic. I don't really know like magic, magic. No, I mean that sincerely. Like, I knew him as like a guy who had or HIV or sorry, sorry. But like I knew him at that part of his career and at that part of his career it wasn't as like majestic as the videos you see where he's like running down fast breaks and doing these no look passes. Like, we saw him like kind of backing guys down and I don't know. It just didn't look as great. I was born in 1978. Everything vividly like you know, I remember probably what you're saying. I also don't remember Bird really to be honest with you. I remember Bird's in because he was retiring. I remember Magic's first two or three years before they played the Bulls in the championship. You know what I'm saying? I remember that. I remember those games. I mean the thing with Magic and it seems crazy to say it now is at his size 6'9". They put you down low. You weren't allowed to touch the ball. You weren't allowed to dribble. Revolution out of the point. Okay, so this is really cool. So again, in context, what we're talking about is how people change the game of basketball and the culture around basketball not necessarily how many championships they won. So you guys are saying Magic, when he came in he basically made it okay for taller guys to play point and the elite passers. Absolutely. So he changed the game in that regard. I've only seen four. That changed the game of basketball. In my lifetime. I can only speak for my lifetime. Magic Johnson, Michael Jordan, Steph Curry, and Shaquille O'Neal. Okay, so for me Shaquille I think Shaq is one of the greatest players of all time. I think he's undeniably top five. But in terms of change the way people play the game I don't put him there because only Shaq could play in that way and nobody else could play that way because he was just such a physical presence. He kind of is like the new generation of the big guys we see now. He wasn't as... He was skilled. Nowhere near as skilled as the big guys you see now but when you're seven foot three, three, twenty and you can get a rebound and then dribble the length of the court. I guess he didn't dunk it on the other end. And he was a great passer. Oh no, he was unbelievably talented. He was a physical anomaly. I've never seen anything like that in my life. And I think a lot of times for the guys who change the game of basketball they aren't necessarily the physical anomalies. They play the game in a way that you want to play and none of us can do what Shaq does because we're not seven, one, three and twenty. If the game hadn't moved out of the paint and gotten more on the perimeter there'd be a lot of people playing like Shaq. You know what I'm saying? She kills because of the weight of game change. I was talking to a comedian. She also has a podcast. Her name is Erica Sparrow, right? And she played Hoops, I think, in college but she was talking about she was talking about the female game because I was like, you know, I think Steph Curry made the WNBA watchable. And she goes, what do you mean? And I go the way that that NCAA what was that white girl? Caitlin Clark, maybe? The way that Caitlin Clark was playing was a very digestible form of basketball. Usually, the game of basketball is played at the rim, right? You have guys jumping, dunking, going crazy. But now this girl out of nowhere is playing like Steph and it was still digestible. It got some crazy ratings. Seven million people watched a woman's basketball game. Whatever. They still lost. Regardless, I was like, if women are playing or playing behind the three-point line and hoisting up and shooting I think guys will start to watch it in the same way where guys will watch tennis where it's like the game is reflective of the men's game but there's just longer volleys and if we're playing the game at the rim you just can't watch men's basketball and women's basketball and expect the same thing. They just can't do it. But she had an interesting point. She goes, the women's basketball will always be played at the rim because when you're a big woman if you're a girl who's 6'6", there's so few 6'6' women out there that if there is one in the game she absolutely dominates. It's almost like Shaq. Yeah, like Angel Reese. Who won the game? Who won the game? Leah Boston. Yeah. So she's like, until there's enough height to combat what happens in the post the game really won't move outside of it. But when it does I'll watch these girls throw up threes like that little Caitlyn Clark girl there. Let the record fucking show. I told y'all before the women's final four to watch the goddamn women's final four those women were fucking balling, man. The LSU Tigers. And I just been into women's basketball a lot over the past few years because of what's been happening in South Carolina, you know what I'm saying? Watching Don Staley and Asia Wilson and that's my wife's alma mater. That's what got me into women's basketball. I've been watching these girls, man. I told y'all specifically watch Caitlyn Clark. Yeah. These girls be balling. Balling, balling. It's just a very digestible form of basketball. It's super similar to the male form that we really like. And they're scoring points. You got girls scoring up 100 points a game. Exactly. But we don't need to see, like, you know, layups. That's boring. And they be dunking. They don't even need to do that. They just need to launch They be dunking, bro. There's a girl on South Carolina. I can't remember her name right now. She don't like twice in a game. Yeah. Well, how the fuck did we get here? Oh, people who change the game. So Alan Iverson, I'm not saying he's the first person to go to the basket. I'm not saying the first person to be nice with Crossroads. Oh, you're right. But the way that he played the game made everybody at least when I was growing up in New York, it was like the game is played at the rim. You go up against anybody. You throw your shoulder in their fucking chest. You hang there and you try to lay out. Fuck, I forget about AI. No, you're right. Because AI breed, the Dwayne Wade, the Derek Roses, the Russell Westbrook, that's AI. Kyrie Irving. Kyrie is a term you always use. A gremlin off of AI's back or whatever. You know what I mean? What do you always say? A gremlin that got wet. Yes. If AI was a gremlin who got wet, Kyrie would pop off. So in terms of, like, literally changing the way that people played the game, Steph, in terms of everybody, just started shooting threes after Steph. Big guys, small guys, everybody. Michael Jordan, just in terms of sheer athleticism, physicality, and, like, playing the game at the rim as well. Absolutely. Can I give an honorable mention? Go. Tim Hardaway Jr., pre-injury. Oh, that little killer crossover? First person who really did a cross. That killer crossover, yeah. He definitely was there. You know who else I would say? I know this is wild. Maybe, but, literally, I saw the way that people looked at the game change. Jason White Chocolate Williams. The way that he made passing cool. Like, I saw, back in the day, it was like, it's one on one, move out the way, I'm crossing over, I'm getting to the cup, I'm talking shit. And when he started making passing it behind the back passes and no look passes, cool. I saw, at the park, like, we were playing, like, I saw people starting to do that and, like, incorporate it in their game. I look at it the other way. Okay. I thought Jason was a person who kind of took the N1 mixtape Rocker Park game and did it professionally. I feel like he got that from him. You know what I mean? Oh, listen, listen, there's plenty of people that have done it before him, but I'm talking just like there's plenty of people who have done crossovers made before Tim Hardaway, but I think at the highest level is going to be what is influential. Oh, absolutely. You know, and like that's why I think a lot of those N1 players, when they came into the league, they weren't able to do that. They could call it at the highest level. Reference would call it on them all the time. Or yeah, they just like, they would skip to my loo, was who he played for the heat or whatever like that. They'd call traveling every time. The only reason I think they didn't do it for Jason, because he's white. I like to throw racism at everything. I'm sorry. Anyway, in terms of influence in the game, I'm trying to think who else, who else, who else? I mean, I didn't even think of Jason Williams. I'm not mad at that. He also gave Dr. J. In Honorable mention. Oh, dunking really wasn't part of the game. Yeah, 100%. Him and David Thompson. And he dunks like a WNBA player now in hindsight. I mean, in hindsight and go look at some old Dr. J. Clips though, not the six. I'm trying to think who else? Who else? Who else? Dominique, same thing. See, it's hard to give it up to the human and I love Dominique, but it's hard because Michael Jordan was in the league. You know what I mean? Well, here's the other thing you got to think about in terms of changing the game, right? It's like you have you have a guy. It's like the way that you play has to affect the way other people play. And like, I got like Tim Duncan, who is incredibly successful, undeniably amazing. Everybody wanted this team. You would not want to play the game like him. Dr. J. Duncan, the funk. Dr. J. was that dude, bro. I think you can. Honorable mention is Dennis Rodman. So for the players who weren't as offensively skilled, that was the role that you could be. Yo, I'm the hustler. Bro, there were so many players like you'll just pick them up because you'd be like, oh, he's locked down defense. He's rebound. He's hustle and then you get to just came from a team that was all about that. Like the Pistons had about five of those type of guys. John Sally, Bill Lambeer. Dennis made it cool where it's like we knew he couldn't score, but he's still starting five and we putting him out there just because his hustle made up for. But I'm saying the Pistons had a bunch of those. I think Dennis learned that playing in Detroit. I mean, he was an energizer bunny in Detroit too. Don't get me wrong, but he comes from a long line of those type of people because of the Pistons. I love Rodman though. I don't see anybody. I'm not mad at the Rodman thing. Who's the closest thing to Rodman in the league now? Draymond? Draymond. Draymond, right? Yeah. I would say Draymond. All right. I don't know how this became the all the smoke podcast, but you want to pay some bills, Taylor? All right, let's pay some bills. Salute the mood, man. Whether you're new to cannabis or an old pro, there's no denying that many of the products on the market seem iffy at best. And when you want to relax, iffy is the last way you want to feel, okay? Mood puts in in-the-guessing games. It's 100% literally legal Delta 8 and Delta 9 THC. You can have ships great to you. All right, no doctors, no waiting, just affordable legal THC for a limited time. Mood is giving our listeners free Delta 9 gummies and 20% off your first order. Visit hellomood.com and use our code idiots, all right? 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That's hellomood, m-o-o-d.com promo code idiots for 20% off your first order and free gummies. Now let's get back to the show. You got church announcements. Church announcements. I got some shows coming up. We're doing the Hard Rock Live Northern Indiana Gary, Indiana, home of the Jacksons. We got the Pichanga Resort and Casino in Temecula, California. I think that's sold out, but we're going to see if we can either add some more tickets or add a new show. And then we got Calgary. Calgary is this summer as well. DangerShows.com, we're going to add a few more things starting to ramp up and get ready for this next tour. So thank you guys so much for always asking where we're going to be and I'm really looking forward to getting out there with this new material. Yeah, man. My church announcements, make sure you go check out 88 The Movie. 88 The Movie is a movie that I executive produced and debuted at the Tribeca Film Festival last year, came out in theaters for a few weeks. Now it's screaming everywhere. It starts branding V. Dixon, Natory Norton, and the Orlando Jones. It is a political thriller. If you want to know more about political packs and how they work, this movie is the movie for you. It's Edutainment at its finest. Go check that out. Make sure you watch The Breakfast Club on BET and VH1. Yeah. At 9am. And thank you, man. I got to say thank you to everybody who's going to be with us this Saturday in Atlanta, Georgia at Pullman Yards for the first ever Black Effect podcast festival as of yesterday or Monday. I don't know what, I guess I don't know what this is coming up. I know, but I don't know what this is coming out with Thursday. But as of Monday, we are officially sold out. You know what I mean? Complete sell out. So thank you. You know, you're going to see some of your favorite podcast live on that stage. The 85 South Show, Horrible Decisions Reasonably Shady with Robin Dixon and Giselle Bryant. The Big Facts podcast with Big Bank Baby Jade and DJ Scream checking in with Michelle Williams. Actually Shady and checking in with Michelle Williams, they're going to be doing their podcast together. So essentially, they'll be each other's guest on each other's podcast. They'll be doing that together. The We Talk Back podcast, they got their special guest, Portia Williams. Did I miss anybody, Taylor? I think that's everybody, right? Yeah, I think that's everybody. We got the Business and Podcasting panel with Alex Media and Weezy and my good sister, Dolly Bishop. And I always forget who else is on that panel, but that is going to be highly educational. We got the Woman and Podcasting panel. Tesla and Figaro is on that. I believe Tameka Mallory. I forget who else is on that panel. I need to do better. And we got the Black Effect Marketplace. So all the merchandise from all the different podcasts. Black Effect Merchandise, we will have the Black Effect Mitchell and Ness Hatch for sale for the first time. So we'll see you Saturday, man. In Atlanta, man. Man, Louis B providing the soundtrack. Just thank you to everybody who went and bought tickets, man. Are you excited? I am very excited. Excited because you always see podcast festivals, but you don't necessarily see them for Black Podcast Network. You know, and Black Effect is the biggest Black Podcast Network. That is a statistical fact. If you look it up for yourself. And so for us to just be doing our first festival and to sell it out. Yeah. Yeah. We tried to do it last year and I was I got ahead of myself. It's one of those times where you should have listened to your team. Your team was like, I don't think now was the time. You know, not now. I'm like, no, I'll do it myself. That's also a problem. You have your own money, right? Because you'll do it yourself. And they're like, okay, okay, okay, we'll do it. And then, you know, but you try to do it in the things you want to do. You're making concessions, even though you're getting your instinct already told you. No, your gut instinct already said you should do it down south. You do it in Georgia. You should do it in the Carolinas. Don't do it in New York. Why? I just feel like too much competition up here. I don't know if it's too much competition. I don't know if New York is a market for a podcast festival. You can get an individual podcast show off. Right? We've done sold out shows in New York. I've seen hard decisions to do sold out shows in New York. You can get a festival off in New York. And you got to think about the shows that sell out in New York a lot of times. I agree with you completely on that. Our shows that are kind of New York centric a little bit, even though 85 South Shore, I believe they sold out here before. I just don't know if you can get a whole I'm not saying you can't. I'm just saying at the time we were trying to do it, it just wasn't a good time. It was the fourth quarter. You know, it was right before holiday season. You know, this is to me a first quarter summertime event. And we knew that. I knew that back then. I think it's very hard to create festivals in a Coachella Lollapalooza rolling loud world. No, no, no. I mean like in a city like New York or Los Angeles that doesn't have one heartbeat. I think a festival operates the best in a city that has one singular heartbeat. Explain. So like a smaller city that has a more unified culture that like everybody is kind of collective and what's going on. You know how like cities that are built around college football those cities are great because there's nothing really going on outside of college football. So the whole city gets a lot going on. Atlanta is very interesting to me. Like Lil Wayne's performing Saturday. No, I'm impressed that this works in Atlanta. But like when the whole city can get around something and behind something and it kind of takes over the identity of the city, that's where it's the best city for a festival. Now, New York, there is no event outside of like the Knicks in the championship if it would make the whole city get behind it. Even baseball, there's a lot of motherfuckers that don't give a fuck about baseball. They do festivals here alright. But they don't work. Nah, they have. Like they do big shit rolling loud. But it's never like the whole city is like, yo, it's rolling loud time. It's not like Coachella, it's not like these. NBA All-Star weekend couldn't even take over the city. We're like, oh, is All-Star weekend? We weren't even aware of it. I'm telling you, the only thing that can make the entire city shut down, the only thing is if the Knicks are in the championship. That's a fact. Not even know you're right because not even the Giants. Because they got the Jets. And they play in Jersey. Not even the Yankees. The Yankees got the Mets. I get what you're saying. So it's like, so for the city to be completely consumed by that one thing I think you need a specific place. It's great that Atlanta was able to like get behind it, support it and I thought it was good to do in the South because as much as people like to call it the South where I'm from, born and raised in South Carolina as much as they like to call it the Chitlin Circuit, the reality is the South is the heart and soul of Black America. I mean, 60% of all Black people in America are in the South. Especially Atlanta. You know what I mean? Atlanta is such a unique place. I don't know. I wonder about that. I was talking to a comedian about this who's from Atlanta originally, Amina and I was asking her, I was like like, when you were growing up what was it like seeing kind of it's not just, it's not like Black excellence because I think if you grew up in America, wherever, you're familiar with Black excellence because we're familiar with the people that are at the top, but it's like Black Everything. Everything. Black mediocrity almost. Everything's Black. It's like being in Africa. Your account's Black. Your account's Black. Your doctor's Black. Your lawyer's Black. Yeah, absolutely. Politicians. Yeah, it's just not like where you go to a lot of places and they have to like, they have to they almost use it as a part of marketing where it's like, support Black business. Support your local Black florist. But it feels like in Atlanta it's like, well, yeah, everybody is Black here, so you don't need to say support the Black business. Killer Mike has spoken a lot about that. And what does he say? I don't remember. But I just know that he has given him the world view that he has. Well, I just wonder if like you're Black and you're raising kids what an advantage that must be for those kids. And I wonder if you take that into consideration when you think about having your family. It's like, so I want my kids to grow up in a place where we're seeing Black people in all positions society is completely normal, like what that does for your psyche. I think it's really important. Absolutely. I think like, especially in Atlanta you see a lot of Black entrepreneurs because you grow up in an environment that they're already a lot of Black entrepreneurs. So it's like, gosh, you're inspired to do it. Yeah. Hey, speaking of Killer Mike, let me tell y'all something, man. Y'all know I've told y'all a million times Killer Mike is in my top five. My personal top five rappers. Yeah. Killer Mike is in it. Killer Mike new album, man. It's called Michael. Great. Man. He's good. I don't want to put too much sauce on it. I'm just going to tell it because y'all will hate on something just because I like it. You know, how y'all are? Killer Mike's album. Crazy. Absolutely crazy. Wait till y'all hear it. Pete Davidson says he doesn't understand the hype about his rumored penis size. It's not too big and not too small. Do we have the clip, Taylor Gang? Let me hit a clip, you little midget. Bro, she's not too big. She's not too small. Let's hear what Pete had to say. Can't hear anything, Taylor Gang. It did start. It's starting. His lips are moving. You want everybody to be aging this episode, Joe. You want his lips to be moving? Go ahead. Press play. You know how in the old Chinese movies the lips would be... Hello. Go back to the beginning, Taylor. What did I... Dave Cyrus, Jason Orley, Oz Rodriguez, my boy Alex Haggis is also produced here and Warren Michaels is doing it and the cast is... I don't think I asked him about his dick in the first minute, did I? Oh, shit. I don't understand. It's really not that special. I asked him about his dick in the first minute? You're surprised about that? You can't keep anything in your head. I'm surprised I took that one. You had to get it out so you could have a normal interview. Otherwise, every other question user would be thinking about dick, dick, dick, dick. How big is your dick? Oh, this shit broke me. Right? So what you do is you purge whatever's making you anxious and then you can be a normal person. Peter's our guy, right? A friend we've been knowing, I don't know if he was 16, right? He started with us that guy code. So I know that people have questions about his penis. Oh, that's why you think you did it? And I saw the trailer, the trailer, the butt kiss which is a show that comes out I think on May 16th. It's a lot of penis jokes in there. Yo, Jon Stewart got a funny line. Hilarious. He goes, hey, I got a hot date tonight. Can I borrow your coffee? He goes, hey, it's my anniversary. Can I borrow your dick? Can I borrow your dick? You know what I'm saying? So it's a couple dick jokes in there that's already new there. So it's like, but you're right, I had to get it out. It's just to make you feel comfortable. I got to get it out. Always come up with the one that everybody wants to talk about then let's get to everything. I don't think it's for them. I genuinely think it's for you. I don't think you can operate in a space when you're talking about something. You're like an OCD. You know how people with OCD, they need to like organize everything and move it? Your OCD is if you have a thought in your head. You got to. You have to get it out. I can't, I have to. Everything else is we just be like, no, no, we're not moving until you get that one. And once I get that one, it's all good. But did you get it out? Let's watch. Oh, let's play the dick. Nothing standard around your penis, everybody. Let's watch it, Peter. I don't understand. It's really not that special. It's a little side penis. It's like, you know, not too big or too small. It's just like, it's good, man. Yeah, I understand that. It's like big, big pores. It's just like big enough to enjoy and not big enough for it to hurt. Okay. Great. That's what you want. Is there anything better to have about, said about you as a man? Oh, I think he handled that brilliantly. Because he still keeps the curiosity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Normal side penis is making women act this way. Taylor's raising her hand. I feel like he has a normal side for no offense. There's a white man, but average side for a black. Can I ask you guys a question? I mean this sincerely. Does it bother you that the best dick in America is white, the best basketball player in America is white? The best dick in America is white. Does it bother you that white people are taking it? Does it bother you that white people are taking over everything? They're taking over? Wait, what do you mean? Thought they already had it. Talking shit. Talking shit. My boy. He has a regular size for a white man. You're nothing about dick, little girl. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, girl. My bad. You dare talk about my white brother's dick like that. Disrespecting my white brother. I don't know, man. 10 inches ain't normal. He said it's 10 inches. Kanye said it's 10 inches. Kanye also is dramatic. Kanye also like shit baggy. You know what I mean? Didn't mad women say that? Who was the first woman to say that? You have a good authority. It's not small. What you're trying to do is you're trying to do the haters shit. Internet era, man. That's what the internet era is. They have to hate. They cannot help themselves. It is something so funny about. Why would I hate a guy that has a big dick? Now you're saying it's big. You were saying it's regular for black people. I said it is probably regular for black people. Here's the thing. You know what I call you an internet person? An internet girl? Internet human? You're an internet human because you have no evidence. You have no data. I'm going off of what people are saying. Can we say what it is? It's like people just need to find a way to hate on successful people. It's like the poor guy. You can't have a TV show and a big dick. Exactly. You can't have a TV show and a movie. Let them have a big dick. Fuck all the most popular women in the world. TV show. Haters. Has he dated a black chick yet? That's what I want to see. I want to see a black woman say no. He did date a black woman. He dated one of the famous black women in the world. Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian. She's blacker than you. Kim not black yo. You saw the corn roast she created? She made corn roast popping. She made corn roast popping. Kraker Lady from Philadelphia. Yeah! This guy over here talk about Ailiar should talk about these African people. That's crazy yo. We can't let these Hongies talk about these Africans. That's crazy yo! You don't even know Armenians in Africa! You didn't know that. exactly Amazing white. Mar z algunia from Africa. She the only woman in the world who meets me. I'm from Philadelphia, crack a lady. Yo, you're serious, you're crack a lady from Philadelphia. Talking about that, that guy and that girl. I don't know, man. I'm not gonna lie, certain things in life, you know, you don't long for, but you're like, man, that's cool. You know what I'm saying? It'd be cool if you would just walk around talking about how big your dick was. To have big me? I mean, not to have it, but just to even have the reputation to have it. You call them big me. Larry Hoover. I'd be wondering, like, man, was a woman ever talked about me like that? They do talk about you like that. Really? Nah, I didn't talk about you like that. I ain't talking about you like that. I ain't talking about you like that. I didn't talk about you like that. I didn't feel like Darriel. When I opened your Darriel, you was like... You were like... Well, women, you said you don't like really big dick, though. Yo, now you're tapping for yourselves. Didn't Andrew tell you five minutes ago you don't know nothing about big dick for a girl? Little crack-a-lady? You little crack-a-lady? You just a filled up, you're a crack-a-lady. You know what I mean? For real, crack-a-lady. I'm just saying. The moment you find a big dick, Taylor, that shit ain't going to talk to you. The poor kid. No, I've had it. You're going to be hired. Can you not, the poor kid's been publicly scrutinized for the last decade. And all he did was date women and fuck them. That's right. And for that reason, every day. Yes, right. You probably had a nice size, right? For a white man. God damn, yo. You went from little up to nice size. God damn, yo. What's a nice size for a white man? I've never heard this before. Well, my size for a black man would be maybe like, I'm going to go with like eight inches, but it has to be girth, too. He probably has girth. That's what it is. So he's probably thick. OK. I didn't know that. I'm in the game, baby. I'm in the game, baby. I'm seven inches, three, four, eight, when it's walked out with some nice girth. I'm in the game, baby. Hopefully, you don't have a pencil dick, because that's all. No, no, no, no, no. I ain't got no pencil dick. You know how big my dick is, huh? Talk to me. Married. That's how big my dick is. I'm married. That's good. You can have a married big meat. I got married dick. She marries you probably because you've got something that she can think about that. I'll be honest, I think my dick is smaller. You got the type of dick she could live with forever. I think my dick is smaller than it was when we first started dating. Really? I do think. I do think. Sometimes I be looking at my dick, like, am I eating wrong? Like, what's going on? Really? Yeah, I think I do it too much cardio. You got that PD Davidson. What is it? Just a smaller, just a little smaller, PD Davidson. Huh? Nah, all right. We shoot it. Don't put we in that, bro. Don't put we in that. What the fuck? Don't try to break us together, man. You can tell. What's a big dick, bro? Came in to get somebody some rest. Airball, like, what the fuck? Yo, you here for defense? Yeah, I'm robbing. You here for defense and hustle, bro. We don't need you shooting, my boy. Yo, salute to my guy, Steve Harvey, man. Elevate you. OK, he sent us a box of this. He sent me a box of this to the crib too, man. Steve Harvey, man. This is great, man. Listen, I mean this sincerely. This is great. Let me tell you something about Steve Harvey. But can we say, first of all, what it is? It's like, get your daily vitamins. Get your minerals. Get everything in the beginning of the day. This is brilliant. Everybody should be doing this. It is the easiest way to stay healthy, not be sick, feed your body with nutrients it needs. And it's dope that a guy like Steve Harvey is investing in companies like this and building companies like this because he actually cares about people being healthy. Bro, Steve, most of Steve's fortune, contrary to your popular belief, it's not family feud. Most of Steve's fortune is through agriculture. Like, yes. Really? Yes. You've never gone to the grocery store and seen Steve Harvey eggs? You never seen Steve Harvey bacon? Google it. Is this real? Man, Google it. Y'all don't know Big Steve. Y'all think y'all know Big Steve. I know Unk. That's somebody that I communicate with pretty often. I think I've told this story before. I changed the name of my book to Black Privilege because of Steve Harvey, because I wanted to name my book, my first book, I Don't Give a Fuck and Needs a Shit Jew, a self-help guide on how not to give a fuck. And I was with Steve Harvey down at his ranch because he does these mentorship programs every year. And we was riding around on, not the four wheeler, what's one of the little, I don't know, like a little golf cart or something shit. And he was, he said, nah, player. That ain't it, player. He said, that ain't it. He said, you got too much to say, man. And these people need to give a fuck. You know, they need to give a fuck. Well, I was trying to do with Steve Harvey. I'm not Jamie Foxx, okay? Okay, I can't do a great Steve Harvey impression. Look at Taylor looking up rings. No. What? She got, no, no. Taylor got, no, this is even better. Taylor got a targeted ad. I was. Stop it. Taylor got a targeted ad. You get one phone call into the radio station. Somebody wanted to hook up with you on okay, cute. But now you're looking up rings. And so they send you targeted ads for a reason. That means they think. I was really just looking up rings. No, but they, no, the reason I sent it to you cause they think that you're going to need to buy yourself. Damn. Fuck out of here. God, man. I might have been worse than the diet joke last week. That diet joke hurt my feelings. That diet joke, yeah. That diet joke, yeah. You came in looking slim today. And I have people calling up, making fake stories about me on the radio station. That wasn't fake. That wasn't fake. It was fake. That wasn't fake. Okay, cute. Taylor got a okay. Did you, did you be honest? Did you hit the gym this weekend? Are you looking thinner? Because I believe you're looking thinner. She's wearing all black. I've been. Taylor's wearing all black. I mean, this is, she's saying you're wearing all black. I did not. Taylor, I was sitting here. You know, I didn't say that. You were looking right at me. You know, I didn't say anything. I said, yo, stop talking to black women like that. Yo, let me go stroll up. Scroll up. Scroll up. Oh, you got to get it. Steve Harvey takes on the egg industry. Oh, that's a ghetto as engagement ring brand too. It's spelled and the apostrophe gauge. I know they're not sending you to ghetto rings, Taylor. No way. That is crazy, Taylor. You about to get and the apostrophe gauge? That is crazy. Steve Harvey, now we're gonna start. Taylor, though, the hood rings are coming for you. Yo, I'm a gauge. I got a gauge Taylor's marriage material. Yo, you trying to spend the rest of your life with me and shit, shawty? Like what? I got to gauge her interest. I got to gauge Taylor's interest if she wants to be married. The long-time comedian is partnered with a food technology company. So this is the ill part called 10 AG Tech, hoping to revolutionize the way eggs are sold. Love it. To help connect the consumer, the everyday working person to the farmer that feeds them, Harvey Tells, FoxBusiness.com. It's to accommodate the public outcry for freshness to their food. People want to know where their food is coming from. Because you know how they be having salmonella outbreaks and shit on the eggs and stuff? And that happens, they got to throw out all the eggs. So he's got this technology that can mark the eggs, tell you where the eggs, what farm they came from, what date they were hatched, all of that type of shit. So now you don't have to just necessarily throw out all the eggs when it's a salmonella outbreak. You know exactly what... Ah, you know the batch. Got you, got you, got you, got you, got you, got you, got you. There's like an idea applied to the eggs. Yeah. I just remember, because this was 2016 when this article came out. I remember having a conversation about this with him. And he sold his first batch of eggs, the Walmart. I don't need to put the number out there, but... Crazy. Just know. Crazy. Just know. Crazy. Just know. Yeah, he's an incredibly... Just know he wakes up and does radio because he wants to. That's the thing. Just know he does family fuel because he wants to. I think we got to start putting Steve Harvey up there with the goats of industry. Who don't? I don't think that he... I think he's underappreciated. I genuinely mean that. That's one of my blueprints. You, maybe. But I think the average person doesn't recognize him for the things that he's doing outside of comedy and outside of hosting TV shows. Yeah. Now I get what you're saying. Yeah. He's one of my blueprints. It's all about that... And I got this from him, too. It's all about that horizontal money, babe. It's all about that horizontal money. That money you make it when you're sleeping. Oh, my bad. I thought that was prostitution. It's hard to imagine. It is. Yeah, prostitution money is hard to imagine. Prostitution is hard to imagine. Yeah. They laying down. You laying down on top of them, giving them that good dick. That's right. That's right. That good PDD. Say again. Taylor, what else do we got to do? What did Taylor say? I saw her thinking and I don't like what she thinks. I was like, why not? Yo, she'll take that fucking mic immediately. She thinks I'm about to destroy the new studio. We do not need Taylor to destroy the new studio. Taylor, calm down. Taylor, calm. Fucking down, Taylor. What else we got, Taylor? Taylor, what size shoe are you? Big. You a 7 and a half? What? I hate when people sigh. Why do people sigh? You know what I hate? I hate when people sit down next to you and sigh. I ain't about to ask you what the fuck is wrong. Leave me the fuck... Don't you hate that? I ain't sure I'm doing that shit to you. Oh, my God. Put your hands up. I look right at him too like, it is hard. Life is hard, how the fuck are you dealing with it? What the fuck, man? Life is hard. Y'all, y'all, you want to go problem for problem? Tell that shit to another subject. All right? Yo, shout out. Shout out Cameron and Macy's podcast. I haven't seen it yet. Oh, my God. What the fuck are you talking about? The clips coming out from this are so goddamn funny, bro. These guys are just having a time of their life doing a pod. First of all, when has Cameron not been top five? Now, we talked about top five. When has he not been top five funniest rappers alive? Never. Come on, stop. Never. Stop. There's never been a time in life where Cameron has not been alive. Bro, it's just so funny watching it. It's beautiful. Go check it out. It's called, it is, what is it called? It is what it is. It is what it is. It is what it is. It is what it is. It is just fantastic. It's hilarious. What did that shit say about Super Mario Bros.? Did you watch it yet? I saw Super Mario two weeks ago, bro. I saw it a month ago. I saw it as well. What are your thoughts? How many ways can I say classic? I just think it's phenomenal. I mean, I enjoyed it. I don't know who enjoyed it more, me and my kids. I really know it because I respect greatness. And Mario and Luigi are greatness. They have been entertaining us since the fucking 1980s, bro. You know what I mean? Seconds. Like it warmed my heart when the movie came on and their logo is the fucking old school Nintendo shit, man. Like I loved it. I thought it was perfect. And I hope that it goes on to be an amazing franchise, which it will because if you stayed for the post-credits teams, you saw that goddamn egg hatch. Oh, no, with Yoshi. With Yoshi, baby. Yeah, they didn't show Yoshi come out. You just know it's Yoshi. You just know it's Yoshi. My little foil was like, oh, that's Yoshi. You know what I'm saying? They don't play video games. That's how big Mario is. Mario has transcended video games. I loved it, man. I loved the storyline. I loved the... It was really fun. Very fun, but also very heartwarming. It was heartwarming. We'll never be alone as long as we have each other. Boom. There's, you know who is absolutely fantastic in it? Who? Jack Black as Bowser. Oh, that was Bowser? And the reason he was so good as Bowser is because this is a younger movie. Like, we're in there watching it, knowing we're watching a kid's movie. There's nostalgia, but it's great for kids. It's not one of those, like, Pixar movies where it has an adult plot and a child plot. It didn't? Charlemagne, the God. That had an amazing adult plot, man. Charlemagne the God. Two young plumbers? Describe it, because you're going to figure out why you described it. No, two young plumbers from New York City trying to figure life out. Everybody shits on them. Nobody feels like they have a purpose. That's really what it was about. They weren't opening that plumbing company because they wanted to just make money. They were trying to find their purpose in life. Family shitting on them. The other owner of the plumbing company. What was his name? The other dude that they used to work for? Spike. Shitting on them? Spike. They were looking for purpose. Yo, your video that you did about New York City before your comedy show is literally about purpose. It's about people trying to find that magic within. They had to go within the pipelines of New York City into the sewer, into this other world in order to find themselves. This guy's great. What do you mean? This guy's great. Who can't relate to that? No, I'm not saying it's not relatable, but Zootopia is a metaphor for like race relations. This wasn't really, oh my goodness. I never saw it. You see, I never saw it. I never saw it. I never saw it. I never saw it. I don't even know what that is. OK. I don't know what it is. I thought it was a festival. Up, was it? I thought Zootopia was a festival. I don't know what that is. So anyway, the point is the Mario Brothers movie, it was, oh yeah, what Jack Black did. He made Bowser. Bowser's the bad guy. Yeah. But he didn't make him so bad that you don't, that you like absolutely hate him and you think he's incredibly evil. He was kind of funny and charming and then he would be mean. But at the same time, you're like, I kind of feel bad for him. He's, he was almost like a bully in a teen movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you're like, where you're like, oh, it's a shame that this guy is treating these other kids like this, but he's been treated shitty and that's why he does. Like Biff from Back to the Future kind of. Yeah, maybe, I don't remember as much a story of that, but like, but I don't know, I just thought it was so good. I thought the movie was so good. They actually made it lighter than the video game because in the video game. He's a wild boy. Bowser didn't kidnap the princess. And you know what I'm saying? Mario got to go find her. This is better because he gave you love her. Yeah! Huh? He loves her. Bowser? Bowser loves the princess. Oh yeah, he loves it. And he's still trying. He's trying to win her over. Absolutely, absolutely. He's trying to get that box. Yeah, both went with kids. Kind of an adult. Didn't you go with your cousin? My wife is younger than me. She's not, she's not a child. I thought you said you went with like, Yeah, I went with my wife. Yeah. Oh, okay. As an adult, if I went, I wouldn't look crazy going to a kids movie. No, no. No, no. Because this is really your movie. Okay. It ain't their movie, it's your movie. You think you look crazy wearing Jordans? No. To these kids, they might be like, who's this old guy with the Jordans on? You know what I'm saying? Stop here. I'm serious! Like your kids think, they think that shit is theirs. They're like, yo, what you wearing Jordans for OG? The fuck you mean? Why am I wearing Jordans? They say that to you. You know what I mean? I was swaying young, young. Stop it. He really does. He really swaying young. He really does. Alex, I guess I do, but you've got 20 years on a 15 year old. So think about that. They're like, no. Yeah, you do, bro. Yo, you old, bro. You're old, bro. You're old, bro. Stop putting old on. You are old, bro. Don't stop putting old on me. What's wrong with you? You are old, bro. Respect the age, man. Long journey is great. You're old, bro. Respect your old age. And you look like shit. That's just raw hate. Yo, you all look like shit. Your home sucks. My dermatologist told me that shit the other day. She was like, man, people be coming to me talking about, I don't think I really need to see you because I look 26. And dog ears. Women. Man, what are you saying? You personally or they? No, no, no. Other people. People come to her and be like, yo, I look 26. You know what I mean? My dermatologist ghosted me, bro. Really? Yeah. I slid in the DMs again, trying to get another appointment there. I could have not seen my DMs. Well, what should I do about that? Find another dermatologist. Should I go to Dr. Natasha Sandy? She can do you? Yeah. She does all skin, absolutely. But I don't want to be lighter. Absolutely. She's got the last one. She's got the last one. I'm going to be see through. She's going to make me a ghost from Mario, bro. She's just an asshole. Like, for no reason. For no reason. Imagine I start going to Dr. Sandy. You just see him, books behind my head on the pockets. Shout out to Dr. Natasha Sandy, bro. She gave her some cream, you know what I mean? My head disappeared. AI generated Drake in the weekend song Goes Viral. Tried to warn y'all about the dangers of AI last week. Have y'all changed your mind over the past week? About what? A lot has happened with AI over the past week. I don't think AI is real. Explain. Felt it was a good take. Didn't really think it through. Okay. I don't think it's real. I don't think it's real. I think that Drake in the weekend put that song out together. Did you see Joe Rogan post AI generated Joe Rogan episode? That sounds just like the real thing. Stop it. It does not sound like Joe. It sounded like Herman the Frog. Shit. Joe posted that shit. Joe said, this is a slippery slope, guys. You know what I'm saying? He said, what do you say? We're in for a slippery ride, guys. There's some shit like that. Hell yeah. Listen, that shit sounded real to me other than the fact that they were saying that they were actually computer generated. You know what else was scary? The woman in Arizona who got a phone call from her daughter about, oh, that shit as well. She got a phone call from her daughter and her daughter, damn, Taylor caught that shit with her fucking mouth. That's cool, right? Taylor, you are better than fucking Steve. Holy shit. Oh, that was nice. But Joe, the woman in Arizona got a phone call and it was her daughter, right? So you're saying that yelling and screaming and then a guy got on the phone and was like, yo, send us a million dollars right now. I'm going to motherfucking drug her and have my fucking way with her. Honestly, this is my concern about AI is that it steals hardworking people's jobs. And like they're Nigerian scammers that no longer can do what AI does. Oh, they that's their Flintstones compared to this Jetson shit. Wow. It's not even close. That was a bar. It's not even. That was fire. What you just did right there? Have you done that before? That was really funny. Have you said that before? That's great. I don't know. That is great. Flintstones and his Jetson shit. Look at the Arizona mother describes the AI phone scam, fake and daughter's kidnapping. And by the way, this has been happening to a lot of people. Like ever since she told her story, there's been people saying, yo, this should happen to me in December. This should happen to me last year. And they be sending the money because they don't fucking know. Call your daughter. She did. But she just she she was she happened to be somewhere. Let's think about it. When you're in that situation, you don't want to get off the phone. She just happened to be somewhere with a bunch of other mothers and they saw how distraught she was. So they started making phone calls like calling the husband. Like somebody call her daughter, see where her daughter is. The daughter was like, when you talk about I'm at camp, I'm right here right now. You know what I mean? Oh, how old is the daughter? In her teens. She was like in her teens. That's the inside job, bro. Someone had to know that the daughter's at camp. That's the inside job. That's like your brother, your sister, your cousins or somebody that you know is doing that. But they explained how it is. They say all they need is three seconds of your voice and then they can figure it out. They can mimic your voice with inflection and emotion and everything. I don't know if you all realize this is not. They've got data on us over the last 30 years. Oh, they can mimic the fuck out of our books. Everybody. If you've been on TikTok, if you've been on Instagram Live, if you've been on any of this shit, they got all your data. Yeah. We talked about Gucci man clones. They been cloning us for the last 30 years. All these motherfuckers are like, they can't get me like that. Have you been on social media for the last 30 years? They got you already. Got that ass. And we don't, here's the thing. We don't even got to go as deep as world leaders. Somebody calls you right now shows. Like, yo, man, I want you to hear this. It's your wife talking to Akash. About hooking up. Yo. Come on, yo. Yo, why you even made me think about that? Why would you even make me think about that? That's funny, everybody. Why you made me think about you? You put a fucking thought in my head. It didn't need to be in my head ever. Why would you do that? Hey, I don't know. Yeah, but you in my head, it ain't AI. It's real in my head. He going to be so mad at Akash later for no reason. So imagine what AI had to do. Now, think about how you feel about me just saying that. Imagine you heard the phone. Why did you do that? It doesn't need to be done. It's one of those things that doesn't need to be done. OK, imagine you at work. Yeah, right? Imagine you at work and somebody you had a call between two co-workers talking shit about you. Yeah. So now you run up in your job ready for smoke and it's AI. You calling your wife like you fucking around with Akash. It's AI. But you just didn't do it. That's what I don't get. I don't understand why you just did it for a second time and then forced me to think about it for the second time. I'm just trying to get you to understand how bad this shit can be, yo. I know how bad it can be. I know how bad it can be. What I'm trying to understand is why I'm getting a wreck thinking about it. That's the thing that's real weird. That was wild. That's a wild. Wild boy. Curry Cuckold is crazy. That is crazy. You know, it's fucking crazy. Charlotte, you that is crazy. What is that? He's on a roll. Fuck, he's on a roll. I got to do with the curry. Cuckold is not after that nuts, dude. That is fucking nuts. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. What do we have here? Oh, this is a good one. DGill88 says, what's been your biggest loss and how did y'all come back from it? Oh, I've never had any losses, only lessons. I know that sounds cliche for people to say, but there's nothing. That's what you'll realize. The older you get and the longer you live, there's never really was a loss. Anything that you think you lost, if you learned from it, you actually gained. You know what I mean? I've never lost anything I was supposed to have, ever. I don't feel like I've ever lost anything I was supposed to have. I've always got, I've always, I've always taken the lesson, you know, out of it. Like, I can't, I honestly cannot look at my life and say I've had a big loss. You know, I really haven't. I'm trying to think, that's a great question. What is the greatest loss? Cause I think you have so many times where you take an L, there's so many times where you look foolish, there's so many times where you look stupid. If you do learn from something from it that propels you to a place that you weren't before, then that's really a W. It just took you longer to get the W. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's, yeah, it's an interesting. I don't know, there's not something that I look back on that I constantly lament. I think that there are things that I wish I did differently, but I learned a lot from those things, so it's hard. I think that's the thing about having like perspective. It's like, if you were able to like switch your perspective, it's easy to focus on these negative things that happen in your life, but like, if you're able to switch your perspective and go, oh wow, I learned that from that moment I have to be more prepared for this in the future, or I have to understand myself better, or yada, yada, yada. So it's not to say that I haven't taken fucking tons of L's in my life, like hundreds, thousands, but there's not a specific situation where I'm constantly thinking about it, I'm wishing I did different, because I feel like it's got me to a better place. I think, I think, you know, it's interesting when we throw that word L around, because L is like the beginning of all of these things that we would use to talk about these mistakes. Life, right? Loss, lessons, you know what I'm saying? Like those are L's, like life is, life literally begins with L for a reason. It's just one big L, you know what I'm saying? Like it's just one big learning lesson, like anything that I would consider a loss, I promise you I learned from it. Here's a, it came back better. A surface level loss. Completely surface level, nonsense bullshit. Went out to a nice restaurant the other night with my wife, it was our first night out, drinking for a while. And we had this fucking great time and like we saw that they were showing like the fancy steaks to some tables where they would like- Are yours at Money Bag, your restaurant? No, not that one, but basically they come out and they show the steak uncooked. They show all the marbling in the steak and it looks, there's like a few different options that looks beautiful. And so we asked the waiter like, what's up with those steaks? And they came by and there was these different steaks and there was a $600 porter house. Nah, fuck that. And I was like, I don't know if we really need to do it. And my wife was like, yeah, that's way too expensive, let's not do it. And then the guy was like, this is the Queen Elizabeth of steaks. It's the best steak there is. Why would you want to eat Queen Elizabeth? That's right, I don't know. There's ages. There's ages, appropriately, yeah. And basically we go, you know what, fuck it. This is our first night out in a while. Let's just go do it. And we order the steak and I'm not shitting you. It's one of the better restaurants in the city. It was trash. It was so bad, right? This is again, surface level L. And here I was in this moment where I was just like, oh, let's try the nicest thing. Thinking it's gonna be so much better than everything else. And it just wasn't, right? And, but, you know, we shipped a perspective and it was like, yeah, we took this massive loss on this fucking steak. And, but we had the best night. We had a great night, we were laughing at ourselves being so stupid for doing that. And literally the next night, the guy who runs the restaurant hit us back. Like, yo, I heard the steak was trashed and I just refunded you for the steak. So it was a cool thing where it was like, instead of just focusing on how like, I was just going for the nicest thing and worried about missing out and whatever, I was focused on this great time I had with my wife. And yeah, we got a shitty fucking steak, but we had a great time. And then the next day, the guy hits me back. So like, I can't look at that and I get the money back for the steak. I can't look at that as an L. It was, I was stupid for like going for the fancy thing that isn't worth the price. But I don't know, man. Who knows how the world went. The manager of the restaurant was thinking about that L he would take if you went on Flagrant or God damn brilliant. He just talked about how trashed that steak was. But the fact that he gave us the money back, that's why y'all would never know the restaurant. That's right. That's right. How did he know that the steak was that? I think... You know, Andrew told the waiter. You know, because they asked you, at those strange restaurants, they asked you how'd you enjoy the food? Yeah. Come on. You gotta always say always good even when it's done. When you pay more money than you're comfortable for something, you expect way more. And when it doesn't live up to that expectation, at least me, I'm very vocal about that shit. Like if I'm at a diner and like the eggs aren't cooked like I asked, I love diners. I know that they don't give a fuck about the eggs. I don't give a fuck about the eggs. I'm paying $5 for eggs. It is what it is. This is a beautiful thing and we love it. When you go to the fancy shit that started $600 for a piece of a cow. Come on, man. And this shit isn't $600? You gotta let them know. By the way, $600 is a down payment on a cow. Cows on average cost between like two and five grand for a good cow. So that's like a down. You could pay a $600. I could have bought a cow, bro. I could have bought a cow. What the fuck? Yeah. Jaten 3800 says, if you were suddenly arrested for no reason, what would your friends and family think you did? My friends and family would have no idea. But what the fuck happened? Shit, I can't think of nothing I'd get arrested for at this point. Oh, I know for a hundred percent. A hundred percent. I know what you get arrested for. What, driver's suspended license? No. What? Penis? Not even penis. What the fuck did you say, Taylor? I'll be honest with you. That was wild. Taylor, what the fuck did you just say? Why did you say penis? That's crazy. I'm way out of here. Whoa. Taylor, put that look to your, put that goddamn microphone in your mouth right now. I need the world to hear what you just said to me. Why would you ever disrespect me in that way? Taylor, what did you just say? I need the world to hear what you just said. What do you think I would get arrested for? Something with penis. What the fuck? What the hell? Can you watch my treat by Pete? And you know how he was just like, you just gotta get it out, like. Do y'all know what she's saying? I think she's saying you like dicks, man. What she's saying? I think she's saying you like them so much that you tried to rob one or steal one or something like that. They for what? You know what I'm saying? Well, paying is not illegal. You did something illegal. I mean, if it's a prostitute, that's a good answer to me. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, I know what I think you would get arrested for immediately. You're gonna say penis? No, not at all. I promise you, I promise you. What? I'm just getting penis. No, I'm not getting penis. No, I'm not getting penis. A big ol' pee-pee. Do you ever do that? Oh man. What? Do you ever like just hug Pete's penis thinking it's a treat or something? Yo, being a de-hugger to calm yourself is crazy. Oh man. Oh, love Azar says how long it shows keeping that haircut. Oh, now I'm keeping it, bro. Now I'm keeping it. I think, yeah, I'm rocking with it now. Done. Locked in. Okay. Abel Kasha. This is a good, no, I want to go to that. I like this one. We can do another one after this one, but I like this one. Scroll up a little bit more. Abel Kasha says how can you improve your self-esteem without looking for validation from others? Excellent question. How can you improve your self-esteem without looking for validation from others? Don't seek the validation of others. That's why it's called self-esteem. I think what she's saying is that he feels better when he's validated by others. So he thinks that that's self-esteem, but in reality that's- You'll never be happy. Yeah. If your validation comes from other people, you will never ever be happy because there's nobody who knows you better than you. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You know all your deepest, darkest secrets. You know who you are truly and nobody else does. So how can you expect anyone else to fuck with you the way that you fuck with you, Abel Kasha? You know what I'm saying? You have to be your biggest cheerleader. You have to look in the mirror and say to yourself, I am him. Yeah, and you also gotta like set standards for what makes somebody great that aren't necessarily societal standards. That's right. That's right. Because we might look up to these people who are in like movies or TV shows, but they might be pieces of shit to their family. That's right. And like, I don't know, I wouldn't consider that great. You know, someone who takes care of their family, I consider a way greater man than someone who's just in a movie. 100%. So like, what are your standards for being a great person? And if you live up to those standards, then you'll have high self-esteem. Greatness, success, all that shit is subjective, man. You know what I'm saying? I know some very happy garbage men. Take care of their family. That's right. Side bitches galore. Got benefits. And nothing. Also. Really enjoy picking up the trash. I'm not even joking when I say this. Like, I know some really good, I'm talking about literally, I know some really happy people who are garbage men for a living. They are extremely happy. Yeah, happiness is not necessarily a function of your job. If you love what you do, it's a function of your job, but just because you make money at what you do doesn't mean it's gonna make you happy. How many people make money at their job and hate their job? They hate that shit. They're not walking to work like the way that we do. At all. Not even a little bit. So yeah, self-esteem is called self-esteem for a reason. It starts with self. What's the one you wanted us to see, Taylor? Oh, this is a good, now this is a fantastic question. Alaskan Anthony said, why is Lennard's style so plain? Lennard is me. My style is plain because I don't care about that type of shit. You know, it's so funny, man. I can't believe that we're at a point where older people, I understand when kids feel that way, but when you have like older people that are over 40, who still equate what you're wearing to how much money a person has, that's insane. That's insane. And you know, since I was a young, young lad, my dad would be driving around most corner and he'd be pointing at certain people and he'd be like, you see that person right there? That's the richest man in most corner. And this person wouldn't have on no design nothing this person would have on a plain t-shirt and some jeans, but he would own half of the town. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like for me, I don't care. I genuinely don't care about shit like that. If I didn't have a stylist named Ty Turner who would make me dress up for certain shit, I'd be wearing a t-shirt and jeans every goddamn way. You know what I mean? An occasional suit every now and then because that shit doesn't mean nothing to me. Do you care about that type of shit? What about dressing? Yeah. I like fashion as like expression. Yeah. My wife dresses me to be completely honest with you, but I admire people who dress well. I think it's a really cool thing. No, I admire people who dress well for no reason. Those are the people who you know dress well and the people who dress well for no reason and they don't have on no like super expensive shit. They just know how to put that shit exactly. Yeah, I don't think it looks cool when you just have everything on your body. It's like, do you or this or Gucci that lose it on? Like I think that's whack. But like an old Italian dude that just knows how to dress well or like some old French dude you're just looking at, you're just like, oh, wow, you are sick. Like I think like Nala be putting that shit on. Yeah, Nala's ready to do it. Nala be putting that shit on and she don't, she just, Nala go through the thrift store. I had another one girl like that. Poe, Sleuthie Poe, Poe Johnson, Poe will be putting that shit on. She know how to put that shit together. That's true because you're gonna wear something that's you know, people might not. Kayla dresses like me, don't listen to her. You guys do wear similar things oftentimes. She does. She dresses just like me. I like to be comfortable. We know, we know. All right. Dallas O'Brien. What do you want to end with? Dallas O'Brien or producer Omega? And then how do you know? Either one. All right, Dallas O'Brien says, how do you know when you've met the one did y'all know right when you met your wives? Yes. Yes, second date on you. Absolutely. I mean, I don't know. I just knew. I knew when we were kids. I literally knew when we were kids that's gonna be my wife. You knew you wanted to get married? Yeah, I knew that was gonna be my wife. Absolutely, 100%. I knew that for the first time. What does that mean? Like, they want to know explanation. Sounds like you want to know that. Okay, I'll say that too. I want to know because people always say like, how does that feel? What does that mean? I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm just, why are you so angry? I'm saying this is somebody who loves you. Why are you so angry right now? What does that mean? What do you mean you felt it? What did you feel? I'm saying this is somebody who loves you. You know, you my niece. I don't think anybody will ever feel that way towards you. Producer Omega says, Are you serious? What are the last jobs safe from the AI takeover? I mean, like you try to read. We earned you. No, Producer Omega, I didn't even say nothing. Producer Omega says, What are the last jobs safe from the AI takeover? Oh, you want to end with that one? What are the last jobs safe from the AI takeover? Being Taylor's husband. Greatest podcast alive. No doubt. If I told y'all, I was thinking that, but I knew it. Throw that out of the way. I was thinking I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. As always, if you've listed this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you've listed this podcast, you think we're just a couple of idiots and don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.