 Welcome back to another episode of Tiny Girl and Lodgeman. I try, I don't know, I jacked the seat up and then she just, I don't really know what we're doing. I mean you do. You complain about the hippo so much. I hate the hippo. You do nothing, you just complain but you don't try to get rid of her and I've told you how many different ways there are to get rid of this hippo and you're like, yeah, baby. If you've been watching the channel for a while you'll know that in Animal Crossing you have villages and you know, some are nice like the little Kalala Lyman, some are lame like that yellow horse who is the next on the chopping block. By far the worst villager in Animal Crossing universally agreed is the hippo Bertha. And I didn't realize I was welcoming her to my island with open arms when I met her on a random island. Now I'm stuck with her and she won't leave. I haven't talked to her in months, literal months. I haven't given her a gift. She asked me if she could change her catchphrase and I said yes and I changed it to leave please. That's interacting with her. So now every time she talks to me she says hi, leave please which kind of backfired because it seems like she wants me to leave but she's not taking the hint. So Kimberley offered her services as a resident Animal Crossing cheater to get rid of my hippo for me in any way possible. Before we do that Kim, can you please get your switch? I want you to place it into this dock once you have the screen up and reveal it. That's not as bad. Is it bad that that's not as bad as I thought? Still. I thought it'd be like up in the seven to eight hundreds the way you play. But that's still very impressive. Kim knows her Animal Crossing. There will still be those people in the freaking comment section pushing up their glasses, rolling up their sleeves, getting their little fingertips ready. That's not even, I've played seven. I've played 900 hours and I only got the game a week ago. I don't think that's physically possible. Oh, they find a way. Here's the thing though, Bertha, she's just a straight B.I.T. She's mine. You know the rest. She is awful. My yellow horse, he's just a nice fella. He reminds me of like when you have a family reunion and like the uncle comes around and like no one really knows much about him. He's kind of boring. He's into fishing. He gives you 20 bucks on birthdays. He's nice enough. He's just, what do you say to him? There's nothing, she's so boring. That's the horse. Bertha is like that one person you have to work with that you dread when your shifts corolline because you know she's just gonna be there the entire time saying annoying Bertha things and not shutting up. We're in the future. Welcome to today's futuristic sponsor spot. Hi. Today's sponsor is everyone's favorite, Raycon. Kimberly, you like your Raycons, right? I do, yeah. They sound amazing, don't they? 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From little old ladies. From little old ladies, but also not little old ladies. These couldn't be for anyone. We have a visitor on the campsite. Well, here's one way to get rid of her. Oh no, that's pretty much both of this sister. I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want it. I like the guy Ferrari, whatever show. He's going to Flavortown. You don't like Angus? Oh, that's gross. I just ate an Angus, actually. Okay, you don't want him? Oh, no, I don't. All right, where's her house? Where's she at? Where's she? Oh, she, I don't know. She's everywhere. What's her situation? She's never out when I- Oh, is she over there? Okay, well, we'll, we'll, we'll get her. All right. I'm sleeping. Okay, well- She's the bitch. Stop. She knew. She knew. Oh God, she's probably playing Xenoblade too. That's the kind of person Bertha is. It's the kind of taste she has. Whoops, what? No, no. No, no, no. I'm trying to, yeah. You want to play Bioshock? No. You like Bioshock. That's how you close the game. Why are you trying to play Xenoblade? I get it. It's a great RPG, but it's not the time. This is how I close the game. It's not the time. There's no closed game. Yes, there is. You press X and then close game. All this time, this is how I've been doing it. Hey, can you take us to 2021 and get us the heck out of this horrible year? Okay. So the method that we're trying right now, you skip forward a week. And if someone has a thought bubble and it's not who you want, close the game, you move forward a dick and it'll transfer the bubble to another person. Well, you did that to yourself, didn't you? That was my last one of those. Oh, there's the boy. Oh, he's good. I like him. The good boy. The best. Did I give him that best? I must have. You must have. I don't remember. He looks very fancy. He's great. I hate that he's a bodybuilder guy, but he's great. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me. So look at Uncle Clyde out there doing his Jimmy Jams, his little stretchers. He's a nice fellow. He's just boring, man. He's got a wheelchair there. Yeah. Why? For when I break both of these cups. Okay, can we not go shopping right now? I was looking. We're 20 minutes into the... I was looking. If she saw you coming and ran straight for a brick in house. I looked at her house and she wasn't there. So where do they normally go? She couldn't have gone too far. She's not exactly the fittest berry in the bunch. It's not like she's sprinted somewhere. Sometimes I just log in and I literally run to the hippo. I don't check the gold. I don't shake the trees. I don't look for a bottle on the beach. I turn this on. I check the hippo. If she's not thinking about anything, I turn it off and I play something else. And she knows. Oh, she knows. Gosh, where are you? She's making it so this is why I hate it. She's hiding. I'm not kidding. She's fricking hiding. She probably ducked into a building or something. She knew you were coming. Maybe she is. Maybe she's in here. Well, she can't leave if she's in there. I know. That's why she's probably in here. She's crafty. She's wily. I'm telling you. Oh, I really want to... I can't be bothered. I'll get the beach ball though. That's nice. There was something about not shopping. I don't want to be shopping, but the hippo is... She ruins all plans. She ruins islands. She ruins everything. If she's in the fricking museum, what am I gonna do? I'm gonna go on every lane of the museum? That's it. Fine. Go another day. Okay. I hate her. She's doing it on purpose. I'm not over exaggerating here. Kim can attest to how long I've been trying to get rid of this thing. You haven't tried though, really. Are you kidding me? You're supposed to be the one that attests for me. If I ever go to court, you're not my witness. Oh no. He's sick, dear medicine. He'll sleep it off. It's fine. The entire island is going to be overjoyed if I complete my mission here. Trust me. Oh, by the way, if you find this entertaining, all right. Okay. This is the wrong guy, but there's the thought bubble. He's literally my favorite one. I swear, this is like the third time he's tried to leave. And I give him gifts every day. I gave you that sweater, Bam. You'd be grateful and you stay trapped on my island. Those of you playing at home, it's probably been like five minutes. We're half an hour in. We ain't seen her yet. No, very elusive hippo. I think she's in her house. I think she's in her house because it's raining. Well, the problem is she's a hippo. She's supposed to like water. If we just skip ahead 20 years, how long the hippos live? Hey, Google, how long the hippos live? 40 to 50 years. Well, just saying. You can skip ahead 50 years and save us all a bunch of time. You know how you go to the nook and you couldn't do little celebrations for like bridges and stuff. Whatever's like, we're hosting a funeral. Do you want to attend? But they still pop the streamers and they're all clapping because it was bad. Yeah, she's in there. You know, I had a nice relaxing bath before we filmed this. I was all calm. I was ready to shoo off an annoying animal on my island. I'm getting all stressed out and worked up again. I don't have to have another bath. Do you? So what is this? Like the seventh attempt that we're loading in? I think so. Oh, it's raining again. Oh no. We've seen... What was he doing back there? He's far, girl. You know, Bam. He too would eat them. We've seen every other villager I have. And she was out that one day because the title screen gave her away. Yeah, but as soon as she saw the camera, she was like, ugh. That's the gloomiest I've seen the game. That's very dark. I've never seen a game that stormy and gloomy. That's kind of cool. Oh, okay. Billy's got a thought bubble. Don't talk to him. Okay. Close the game out. We're not going to find her first? Well, she's not going to have a thought bubble. She's right there. She's taunting me. She's right in front of my house. Oh, she's got fleas too. Good. Don't hit her. It doesn't do anything. I don't care. That's interacting with her. Is it? If you do that, you're going to get the flea. You should be like, oh, thank you. She got a frickin' flea on purpose so that I couldn't get the pure joy of smacking her over the back of her stupid hippo head. Your face in this video is like, if this is the frame, you're like here. Good. It's not that. If you sink down more, they're going to see your eyes above the monitor, like bam, behind my eye in a second ago. Oh, oh, another visitor. Hey, that's three cam tight visitors. Hey. It's a shame they're all ugly as hell. Oh, she's cool. I think it's a boy. His name's Chief. I think he's a cranky villager, which... I don't have a cranky. He's got coffee. I like him. His name's Chief. Oh, Perth, I'm coming for you. You thought you could hide from me while I'm coming for you. Okay, do you think it's red or black? It's always black. That's what you think. It's always black. It's been red like once. I hate this game. I don't want him anymore. I don't want the stupid swimming cap anyway. The gross used soggy swimming cap. I don't think so, Chief. Honestly, Bertha's almost always around my house. There she is. Okay, no thought bubble though. Stupid pink dress. Imagine if I wasn't recording this whole time. Oh, that would be terrible. Not that anything's happened. Hey, it's been a good video so far. This is like attempt 15. Just to find her. I think we found her twice. Oh, there she is. Okay, she's not thinking. Oh, hell no. Get away. Get away, you fiend. Back off. Oh, gross. Get away. Get away. Oh, gross. Almost touched me. That's disgusting. Is she in her house? Is she back in her house? Here's Alfonso. He's not thinking. Oh, that. Okay. Okay. Okay. Go to the next day. I want to burn it down, babe. Oh. Go to the next day. I'm really going to cry myself to sleep after this. This is what she does, man. She wears you thin. It just makes you want to give up and leave her alone. She's smart. She's clever. I always have respect for her. I tell you, I hate her, but I respect her. I respect the grind. I respect the game. She's hiding and she's hiding well. There she is. Why is she not wearing clothes? Oh, oh, she's trying to talk to you again. Get out. Get out now. Get out. Get out while he's still here. Get away from me, you gross thing. No, I'm making her sweat. Oh, see how far she'll chase me. See, now she's taunting me. Cause she knows. She knows what I want. Look at the look on her face. She's loving this. Oh, my battery died. No, stop it. Get away from me. You can't run. No. You can't run. It's 1.30 in the morning. We're trying to get a fake hippo to leave my virtual island for an hour. Her aesthetic displeases you. No, no. She displeases me to my core. She has become more than the virtual representation that she is. She is a living entity in my mind. The odds of not finding her this much is a load. But also, I've seen every villager multiple times in the last months ask to leave. And I've been giving these villagers gifts and clothes and talking to them and interacting with them. But the one that I'm ignoring. She's in her house. Oh, a ladybug. It's not a ladybug. Oh, I don't want to then. Oh, she's in front of her house. Oh, yeah. Why don't you click no, don't go. I'm gonna start a whole new life. You've helped me make up my mind. I'm sad we have to say goodbye to each other, but I'm excited to make this bold leap the moment I've been waiting for. Don't hit her with the, she's going. Don't hit her. You're not escaping. Oh, you get back here. Oh, it's a good day. Oh, it's a good day. To be honest, I feel kind of bad. Actually, before we do this. What? Get out of there. Why? Save and exit. I'm working on something. No, I know. Get out of there. Save it so that you save that Bertha wants to go. But hear me out here. What if he replaces Clyde first try? In order to get into replace the one you want, you have to close without saving and then go to him again. But if you close without saving now, it won't save Bertha Lee. Oh, so you're saying save. Save, get out and then go back to his tent. That way now you can randomize who he replaces. So, oh, so, oh, so. If he had said someone I didn't want and I quickly quit, she wouldn't be leaving. And that's exactly what she was planning on. Oh, man. Why are you high-fiving me? Because you foiled her dastardly plan. She is gonna be mad at you. But I love you so much. That was honestly her plan. She was counting on me going to that campsite and quitting. So when I loaded back up, she wouldn't be leaving. And I guarantee she'd start chasing me down the street with that eating grin. Okay, you know what? You know what? I hate you and I never want to see you again. Guys, I had a fantastic time in this video. Did you? I think so at that moment. Can you please? Because I need to end this in a positive mind space. I need to go to a happy place. I want to see those moving boxes. I want to see those sweet, sweet cardboard boxes piled up in that, hmm, her house. Oh, I can't even talk right now. Oh, goodbye, Bertha. Goodbye, goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. I'll never forget you. That's for sure. I do feel bad. Bye.