 Okay, we might as well get into it. One, two, three, go. My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb Baseball is happening on the internet. J.M. Gaming, a double, and I'm gonna dance and then I'm up. It's the baseball everyone's talking about. Go check that out, I suppose. How you doing, Jim? Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha. All right, okay. Ain't a lot of ice cream earlier. You think that's gonna affect the show? You think you're gonna have a Jake situation from last week? No, it's not coming out as air. How are you doing? Was good. I think we got to talk about it. Crooked Ways album, you all listen to it, blah, blah, blah. I think we just gotta get into the sports because it's baseball season, Jim. The championship series are underway. The American League won one. Asher's won the first game, Red Sox win the second. Tell them about the offense. That's fair. Tell them about the offense. Everyone brought a piece of wood to the plate. Literally, in figuratively. So that was fun. They're heading back to Boston. Whoa! Love Motley Crow. So that's fun. Lot of hitting. Girls, girls, girls, that's Motley Crow. Lot of hitting, not a lot of pitching. And meanwhile, in Atlanta, where the players play. Braves are up to on the Dodgers. Two walk offs Dodgers. I was thinking on this game too that we just watched. A lot of real bad decisions. It's not the prettiest baseball, but it's been a fun brand of baseball. Fun brand of baseball. Braves are fun. Not Dodgers, game two. Not a lot of good decisions. I was just thinking about it. Very half-hearted. Yeah. Very half-hearted. Felt like the Dodgers thought they had it. They were like, we can win even if we make a couple bad decisions. Enough with the sports. I think the rest of the series will be fun though. What's next? Jim, next is almost a breakdown. And this is sports. Because this is an elephant squashing giant pumpkins. You have this as sports. Sports. Sport. Sport. You know, that's like something you do. The thinking man's game. Yeah, sports. I play sport. Anyway, these elephants are just smashing these squashes. Look at it right up here. Ah! And all I can think is if they can smash a squash like that, my head stands no chance. Put your balls on the table. Zach's gonna get way too dark with that. It's gonna be my head smashed. My mom hates when Zach kills me in the edit. Anyway, at one point the elephant smashes this really tiny little part of a pumpkin and it's super cute. And then I saw that they were eating the insides of the pumpkin. And I was like, that sucks. Probably tastes so bad. But this is a fun thing. Whoever thought of this knows what fun is. I was reading something. And what do they do with the giant pumpkins after the contest? They want you to feed animals with pumpkins. They say bring pumpkins to like the woods and throw them there and deer and shit eat them. Who's they? I have a lot of conversations. A lot of people that are crazy. I think it was an article. You didn't read an article. It's another lie. That was an Uber driver listening to an interview and you heard half of it. Let's go back to sports. More sports, Jake. More sports. Anyone throw anything? Jim, before we get to more sports, how about us looking good today in our Mizanin main shirts? You have the classy. The shirt under looks a little better than the blazer. Me, we're going toe to toe. I've got my Jacktober pearls. Mizanin main. I think I'm going to be dumb the rest of the episode. These are nice shirts. Go back. Gorgeous. All right. Tell me about the more sports. Jim and more sports this weekend. Everyone was talking about it in Rocky Top, Knoxville. We had a big game. Tennessee versus Ole Miss. Lane Kiffin's coming back town. We're throwing stuff on the field. Lane Kiffin gets it with a golf ball. There goes the cheerleader, the band. Chaos. Don't throw stuff on the field. Especially not a golf ball at someone. It's weird. That kid aimed at him. And you can't walk the band in front of a bunch of drunk people throwing stuff. Man, we're going to need you to leave. Where do you want us to go? Well, walk in front of, you know. I'm drunk in the crowd. Should I throw something at those people wearing the funny looking hats? Every time the answer is yes. Golf ball goes in the tuba. Tuba. Section leader of the low brass. Jim, more importantly, the not sports. We might have, when we do the end of the year awards for the weekly dump. This might be a top not sports option. One of the better not sports we've had in a long time. It's a serious story. Zach, you might not even know about this. A UK bakery got investigated for using illegal sprinkles. Drives me nuts. Get baked. Someone ratted on them. And now they're doomed. Jim, again, British bakery, their sprinkles got called illegal, which none of us can fathom that. And then, as you noted, things get really good. I'll give you some of the highlights from the Facebook post. Sprinkle gate update. It's not good news. We have heard back from trading standards and have been told that we must cease use of our sprinkles with immediate effect. Says, well, this might not seem like a big deal. It's actually very fucking annoying. A lot of people ask for birthday verses. And raspberry glaze donut cookies are not only our best selling cookies, but they're utterly sensational. So no more birthday verses. No more raspberry glaze donut cookies. The line that gets me is there's a paragraph, paragraph, paragraph. One of the paragraphs is I am extremely passionate about sprinkles. Yeah, we know Hank. Living in the wrong country for being fair. It's in Jim, I know you're a heart strings guy and what he does at the end here. Yep, yep. I also like that it says British sprinkles just aren't the same. They're total shit and I hate them. It's a personal thing, Grim. At the end, he calls out the person, he thinks rat it on him. Dan, question mark? He says, my daughter, who is now seven months, has to live with the fact that daddy can't take her to Disneyland because man can't sell any fucking cookies. If your seven month old daughter is thinking, man, my daddy can't sell any fucking cookies, keeper. Now I understand if the, if the- It's the other option. You are the employee, employee of the week. Congratulations. Work so hard forgot how to vacation. Are we doing this? Yes. BBD, moon, moon, moon, moon, moon, moon, moon. Here's a picture of BBD's butt. Play of the week, putting in the hours. BBD's lives in a new place just so he can be closer to the office because we're working so damn much. We're debating letting a stranger cook in his kitchen to get us food for tomorrow. Well, BBD will get to eat some of it as well. Yeah. I need some burnish sprinkles. Wouldn't you want the American sprinkles? I've had them. That was the Weekly Dumb. Today's episode of the Weekly Dumb was brought to you by Miz and Mane. 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I think it'd be cool if you gave everyone in the upper deck those little parachute men and everyone through those at the same time. Where have those been? Maybe like an army game? I think we're not kids anymore. Those were like the number one invention of the 90s but I think technology and stuff failed. Kids don't play with those anymore because they kind of sucked. They never worked. You gotta be like four stories up. So that's a good solution.