 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're doing something a little bit different because instead of causing fires I will be putting them out. Alright, we got my app open here. So let's get started. I like how it says Ember I'll pretend that this is just this universe is tinder and you could see interest is low What that? What is this? This is a career fair become a responder. That's how you become a firefighter Just show up like a carnival. Okay. I'm not gonna lie. This doesn't seem like much of a fun fair This just seems like a way to get people interested in firefighting and it seems very targeted at me Or maybe no one else was stupid enough to go inside. Yeah You can't even use all the rides because there's a wet floor apparently on the grass. All right The only place open is the responder training course. We've automatically installed the client finder app Look around for the technician. Wait, what? I gotta use this app to find what the hell? Why can this app track people? Am I fighting fires in China? Oh, I have picked up this person God damn it do your job throw them great work Was it great work though? Was it? All right the water plus fire. What would happen if you put water on fire though? I don't know. I never fully understood fire a bit of a turd in that regard I've put out the fire, but I think the room is still melting a little bit Ah Axing down the door now. That's something I'm good at. Oh electricity. That's probably not a good idea What if I cut the wire with my axe gonna be dead like that if I were actually put in this situation wait the switch to open The door is broken. All right. How about this? What even are you? Am I supposed to save you? I'm putting you into the gas Goddamn, I'm hurting myself by walking into these exercise machines the mere presence of exercise machines hurts me. Oh I didn't realize the fecking child was a bomb otherwise. I wouldn't I hit it with an axe Do you think that'll hold up in court the hell is wrong with you? There's fire go down. Oh, I can put down ladders All right, though. Well, that's absolutely fecking useless. I'm just throwing ladders down on them You're unconscious get off your phone for feck's sake. I can hear them tweeting wait What do I have to do? Do I have to perform a dead defying leap? Wait what okay, am I a firefighter now? Was that it you take one wacky ride at the carnival and you're qualified That's how I became a doctor. All right, let's buy some tools Yeah, I'd like to buy some ladders so I kind of threw away all the ones I own on top of some innocent civilians Understandable. I'm sure you agree. Goddamn it. I've no other clothes, but I don't need other clothes I just want to take off my clothes. I want to fight fire with fire by being naked I'm not sure what that even means, but it sounds bad. All right Rescue all the clients and find bonus cash. I'm robbing these people lovely flower beds I must say although your house looks like someone started a house in Sims and ran out of money before they put in the windows That was unnecessary. I Mean pick a door or a window don't destroy both. Oh my god. This looks like chaos All right, let's just get this toxic gas out of the way with this fan Can you get out of the toxic gas goddamn millennials on their phones no matter what go out there into the garden and relax I love how the objective rescue all clients is optional. Oh god damn it. Your house is falling apart. It's a shoddy house It's nothing to do with my incompetency as a firefighter. Oh my god Okay, this is actually really really burning. This is a classic case of insurance fraud your house was built to burn What is this electricity? Oh? My god, okay. I have made matters worse. I need the bathroom. Let me in oh my god It threw me back into the electricity. I made earlier someone in here. Oh my god. I'm dying Oh, wait, I've moved the electricity across the room and now I you know what if you're in that room I'm sorry you're a goner remember if you can't get everyone make sure you get to the exit before the house burns down If you're still in the house when it burns down, you might be legally liable for the damage I don't think I'll care because I'll be dead. Ah Jesus Christ. Hey you What are you doing standing there in your underwear? Oh, I wish I were in my underwear in game I mean in real life. I'm already in my underwear. All right. Out you go. God damn it. Come on break the window with your body Come on roll There you go It really someone's using the toilet right now Wait what? Okay, I Hear you out. You're coming with me. Out you go. Yep. There you go If you don't dive in a fire, you'll die from all the broken glass and they're like 12 foot drop Probably wasn't a good idea. It was just instincts my horrible horrible instincts. How do I get out of here? I trapped myself in the house and turned out the power to the whole house But I think it might be a bit late for that. Oh god. I have actually trapped myself here Ladder ladder. We need to get out of here. I think the last person's up here It burns it burns and I went down down down. Okay. I'm almost dead I just got to get out of here. The last person is right through there though But why does the only thing built well in this house have to be that one specific wall? Oh god, the whole place is falling apart lady come on me. No time to explain There you go and the computer don't forget the computer the now broken computer this part of the house is actually not too bad It's not falling apart yet. This is the least flammable part of the house This is fragile and I'm just chucking them out the window I don't think there's any point even saving these but I must know what's behind the hidden door Fuck all that's what oh wait. Hold on. How do we get in this? What what breaks open a safe electricity breaks open safe Where's the switch? There you go. It's a lateral lock there. Yeah Come come on electrocute me not me that the socket the house is still burning down And I'm just still trying to rob these people. Oh wait. I turned off the second electricity to the whole house Oh god damn it. I got to get down there. Oh, where's my ladder? I need my ladder I really need to rob these people that is most pressing issue right now It's falling apart. Oh, no. Oh, no, I've fallen into the fire. Oh, but I found the electricity box Oh, no the ladder isn't high enough run get out of the house Just so I can get back in the house and get into that safe. Yes. I got back in what's in this bloody safe open up That jackpot $100. What are these quarter dollar bills? I got the money chief come here I'm rescuing you whether you like it or not get to the exit vehicle. Am I just fleeing? Take the cash and get out of here. Yes $400 that doesn't seem like a lot, you know for what I did. I just saved the lives of five people clients raising Empires thanks so much. Wait, is this like a gig app like an Uber for firefighters? Yeah, they even took a cot. God damn it. I don't feel like that was worth all the effort I put in Let's go to the shop now that I have some money and get a trampoline hair dryer What kind of hair dryer is that $350 a breaching charge? It's like rain must exceed all of a sudden Oh, there's a grappling hook which I cannot afford. I'll buy the trampoline or scuba mask So I can breathe when I'm in the fire as long as I keep it above the fire Smoke doesn't rise or anything. So I'll be fine. All right, where are we going next? We got a crab and go I'd rather not get crabs. Let's go to Oscar Heights high rises with great views now I have my trampoline. I can jump right up there to the penthouse. Wait a second. I've been lied to This is a scuma den. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. Oh, is that red shadow legends you're playing out the window? You go go. Oh Jesus Christ, I really got to stop doing that. I immediately died. How do you just leave us rude? What are you gonna put that on my gravestone or something? All right, where are you? Oh my god Okay, let's start from the top. Okay, it looks like I'm just bouncing for fun now How do I jump like it like I know how to jump but how do I jump high? This is not doing anything for me. Oh my god the fire escaped just escaped All right, let's turn off the electricity in the house that might be a good step This trampoline was a mistake. It is useless now the ladders where it's at come to me Come to me you eat it. The whole place is falling apart. Okay. I've built a little bridge across come here You fecker go down there on the trampoline. Oh, it does work great not gonna lie for him I was kind of hoping it wouldn't work I'm coming to save and or murder you. Oh Yeah, that's a murder Well, at least I was honest when I came in. Oh, looks like a client didn't make it better luck next time I hope that doesn't affect my review score Hello, never mind. I can wait no rush All right, you're taking the piss at this stage. I wish you were doing it literally That should be a fine drop. Yeah, that's fine. That's just a few broken bones and plus Maybe I helped them by dropping him from that height. Maybe he shit himself. Oh, this place is a mess Would you consider maybe cleaning up before calling the fire department for a deadly fire? Oh money? I love money. That's what it's all about really common misconception people think it's about saving people It's all about the money one more person down there. All right I think I have time to get that sneaky little bundle of cash. All right. I'm here for the money. Okay. How do I get this? Where's the electricity? Ah, there you are That didn't sound good god damn it the electricity doesn't seem to be working up here It's all been a waste of time. Where's the last person I need to save? How are you even alive? Wait? Oh, I thought I turned it on. Oh god damn it now. I gotta go all the way back up I'll be with you in a second. Okay, there we go electricity. Oh god electricity Now, how does the safe shut itself? Oh for fuck's sake. Okay, run run run get the money get the money grab the money Oh my god. Okay fine. Electrocute me. I don't care as long as I get cash. Yeah, that person's in there This is not gonna look good. No, that's a lot of fire. Come here you Egypt. Just spray him in the face with water Sorry, I got my firefighters license at a carnival. So I got a bit of clown humor Okay, folks good thing aren't conscious and you don't get to see your dead roommate over there But look at that bright side free Halloween decorations and those things can be pricey God This guy's fighting me all the way his legs trying to kick me. He's trying to get a knockout Why don't you trust me? What are the odds of me killing two people on the same job? Wait? Oh, someone's still in there I thought I rescued them all. Sorry my apologies. Come here. Oh, you try to go back and use the bathroom Did you oops? Sorry about that. Come on at this point. You must be so scared your bowels gotta be doing something All right, I got the bones. I'm gonna put that in the rescue zone anyway According to her terms and conditions, you still have to pay me then. They don't even care. They're still tweeting They're probably trying to cancel me now for what I did to always focus on the negatives Like I bet they're not tweeting. Oh the firefighter just saved four out of five of us They're thinking oh no They killed one of our friends because he threw him from the top of a building Shame about Bob crying face still four stars though. All right Let's go get crabs waking up in the middle of the night in my pajamas and scuba gear Just go out and get crabs. Sometimes I just get a craving, you know This fire looks simple. Let me just put it out to begin with and then ah there's more fire over there Okay fire spreads fast Who could have known who couldn't know on fighting fires was so complicated Everyone just get outside. Okay. It would be helpful if you could at least run towards the door. I'm coming Oh, this is outside. All right. I'm going back in. I've never been to this restaurant before. Where are the bathrooms? Oh dear. Oh, no, I added water to an oil fire. Okay, the rest are upstairs I don't have the best track record rescuing people who are upstairs Just to be clear if you read my reviews at all before contact me on the app. You would have seen that That's not dangerous at all. Oh, maybe it was a bit dangerous Oh, sorry Oh for feck's sake That was such a slight drop. I'm gonna blame that on them if they got off their fecking phone They probably wouldn't have died. Uh-huh. I found someone using my app. Oh my god freaking out come with me If you want to maybe live. Okay. This is dangerous. Oh dear. Uh, I'll just use the misters. Yeah, that's safe Hey, why are you out here? Whatever that app they're playing is I want it. They're addicted to it No matter what the situation they cannot look away Hot dog. Oh get hot dog. Oh It's out of business. God damn it. Look at them. They're trying to get back into the fecking fire This poor person. I'm just throwing them around. It's a fast way to get them around the place. Okay All right, that's seven rescued. Um, oh and the body if you guys could just look after this It's just for accounting for everyone. Sorry if to hang out with the skeleton one minute 37 seconds later I had to take a phone call and I just left the place burning and now it's falling down But I still want the money inside. I like how it's warning me to get to the exit And I'm going back in for money. I've been out for ages every time I get out my greed pulls me back in Oh, that doesn't sound good. Hopefully it wasn't the money Get past the oil fire that I started. I'm not gonna lie. This seems like a two person job Yeah, it was back here somewhere actually. I remember. Oh, no, no, no, not a more water onto that fire Yeah, money is here money here. How I get money. I think I could break in behind it I think that's the only way but how do I get behind it? Oh god. Oh god. I have walked into the fire Oh, no. No, no, no, no. I'm on fire. Okay. Oh, I found a safe Out the building has fallen in on top of it Job complete. Thanks for trying to save my friend at least. Yeah, I definitely I definitely tried I don't think the review matters now and I'm dead though Oh, I think I'm better at starting fires than I am at putting them out to be honest with you I'm not much of a fighter. I'm a lover not a fighter and I love fire But we're gonna leave it that I've fought enough for one day and I am Hooped, but I hope you guys enjoyed the video I appreciate you watching as always if you want to see more of me I post every single day so you can subscribe if you like and I also have a twitch In the description where I stream my four times a week roughly But yeah, I hope you enjoyed and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now