 Mr. Corwin we need to go grocery shopping. Yeah, you thirsty. What are you doing? What? Killing me man Get out of the car get out of the car. I'll just look I'm just jogging off So in case you missed it Corwood's hair got burned off in the explosion. That's why he lost his mustache and he is currently wearing a wig Yeah, Cory's gonna wait for his hair to grow back a little bit. All right I need to report a crime sir. This guy just stabbed mama. Thank you. No, no, no officer She stole my sim card. No, no, she stole my sim card. She stole my sim card officer She has my sim card in her position Yes, I fucking stabbed her who okay, sir That is identity theft. You're going to sir. I'm gonna have to just cuff you here for your safety in mind Say, he sweared up and took me five days to get that sim card back and she has it. She has it. She has that sim card Okay, so who has the sim card? Mama eat it. You meet me. Please do something. She has my sim card Where where's mama eat it you mean? Which one? Where is she? I've lost it for five days. Did I just now fail me? Yeah, see you better. I don't have to do something. Don't trust this guy. All right He's talking. He's gone around town saying he's a doctor. He's not a fucking doctor. All right Officer take care of it. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and cuff you. I had to remove the knife off you Get that man away from me. Get that man away from me Okay, hold on. Listen, uh-huh an emergency room is no place to have this conversation Okay, we don't need everybody all yelling hollering in the emergency room officer He was bad this room officer Sir sir, you're gonna you're gonna have to go sit in the lobby and ma'am You're gonna have to go sit in the lobby as well Go ahead and check this Do you do you have his sim card? He's claiming that you stole from him Oh, I think I misplaced his sim card in my person officer And then he just stabbed me and then he even says oops. It was a complete it was a complete mistake I didn't check my back pocket. I I don't know what's wrong with him I I think I'm okay and the doctor says that I stopped the bleeding but kind of scared for my life Okay. Well, you should be man because Hello, how long have you two been married for? Who who get out get out of here. I'm doing my job. What are you doing? Oh, I thought you guys are flirting No Ma'am, you should be scared because uh, I'm gonna have to take you in Oh my god for what reason Uh, because you very clearly stole from uh, you stole his sim card off of him Mama Frons calm down. Nothing's bad. It's gonna happen. What's happening? Frons calm down. Oh, I can't see it. Oh, there we go. You see now. Okay here. I'm gonna sit out here What's happening? Okay, sir. Here's here's what uh, we found sir. What's your phone number? Hey, I don't know my phone number, but I promise you it is my sim card It is my sim card. I I could tell you the contacts on there. You can put it in there I could tell you some contacts the carmine bestello Aquarius Really interesting. Okay. Yeah, it does look like yours actually I don't want to press any charges on Well, it's too bad Am I going to jail because you're also going to be going to jail for uh for what for stabbing her There's a salt with a deadly weapon And a bench trial officer a bench trial for what? Put him in jail and throw away the key with self defense. Let's go. Let's go mama Okay, was that at least my sim card. Yes, it was your sim card. I'll get to you in just a second Oh Ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am Ma'am ma'am. Put her down ma'am. Put her down. I did I can't take a shit She was she's no Ma'am ma'am that is an obstruction of justice ma'am. No. No, she needs to take a shit. I was taking her to the toilet I promise I was not doing anything ma'am. I promise that isn't ma'am. That is an obstruction of justice. Okay If I have somebody locked up and you take them and you move them out of my sight Well, I'm not looking that is an obstruction of justice a very serious serious crime Thank god officer. You saved my life my life She was kidnapping me out of god knows where yeah, I'm gonna be honest ma'am As far as being confused. I think she confused everybody else And her stories don't add up one bit I'm gonna tasteify against both of you In in where I don't know whatever I do believe Gatsby is around and would be willing to do a bit Fuck you ma'am. I fuck you. You too. What did I do? I'm the victim of all this. What's happening? No, you are not. I'm going to jail because I don't know what's happening I'm so confused. I just cut out of the hospital Thank you. Thank you I'm gonna do y'all a favor and I'm gonna separate y'all. Yes. Thank you All right, thanks for the love of god somebody gave me an aspirin Yeah, I see how it is with a little bad There you go. You're gonna be here. This is a maximum treatment of favor, huh? This is a maximum soundproof Room we're gonna put you in Thank you The hospital and talk to a doctor and they could probably get it for you I don't got an aspirin, but maybe this is a I'll see what I can do about it So basically let me let me give you the lowdown on what happened. Uh, it looks like she Stole his sim card and when she stole his sim card that he was upset about it and uh, he came and retaliated Some time later I don't know some nondescript amount of time later And stabbed her with a knife in an effort to get his sim card back And then whenever I cuffed her and cuffed him She went and she grabbed him while she was grabbed her while she was cuffed and then started trying and uh, take her away So I see you okay bathroom. She said right here is a robbery Right, there's uh, uh, saw with a deadly weapon and right there's an obstruction a felony obstruction of justice There you go. Okay. We're gonna switch it. Okay. I can't I can't have a felony on my record I can't have a Bobby I'm gonna get a job here one day. It's the precinct. Bobby one day. Bobby. I'm gonna send you I'm gonna send you a photo Okay, I literally have a photo of a group of somebody who drives group six who took a selfie with you standing over Mama Eda's limp body in the background with a knife in your hand looking over her menacingly behind the maze bank Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes behind the but she had a neck you've seen the acts on her persons She she was it previously I was assaulted with her in there Listen, I'll do anything except a felony anything except I'll take any mister I just I can't have a felony. Why did you why did you stab her with a a knife? I mean, this is bad, Bobby I know this is bad, but listen. Listen. She had the axe. I was I was threatened I I thought she was about assault me and it lines up with the events where she uh, Tried to assault me or someone incapacitated me. She didn't rob me and she had the axe Listen, she was threatening me. We can drop the assault with a deadly weapon and instead give you attempted first-degree murder How does that sound? Are you yanking yanking my leg right here? Okay. I want to I want to go ahead and just Send them off. I'm going to give bobby charles assault and battery and brandishing a non-fire arm and then You know what bobby? I'm going to throw. I'm I'm throwing two counts of jaywalking on there, too Two counts of jaywalking. James riggs There you go $750 and then also you'll be going to jail for 16 months. All right. There you go. We'll see you later, bobby Have fun I just shipped him up to jail Yeah, oh god, there's not any workers up there No, no, there's absolutely nothing up there the poor man is I It's fine. Look, he'll figure it out All right, uh, here we go. We're gonna sat you for 13 50. There you go. There's your ticket right there. How do you play? Not guilty. Uh, are you sure? Uh, yeah, I would like to uh get this to car as soon as possible despite all the evidence Yes Okay, let's see if we can get you a judge. Hey, what's going on? Hey, we're taking it. We're taking to the court We're going to bench trial. Oh, we are. Okay. Any, uh, get benji detained I was like officer deputy or sheriff court when you're giving me a call. My name is tony angers. What's up? Oh lord Oh, I'm on the phone. Give me one second. How do you injure? You okay? Sound like you're down in the dumps my dam. I'm telling you I've only I only learned one language my whole life And you know, I got people speaking american and french canadian english the whole nine yards I'm so confused. Oh, you want to add spanish? So I have a little poke west one. You'll get much of the Diversity down in texas, huh? Yeah, it's it's it's something that's for sure Listen, uh, I'm uh, I'm kind of in a pickle. I fell asleep At the bank the other day and I woke up here Well, that's usually how that works Yeah, I figured that out the hard way I also have no means of transportation and zero dollars. Okay. Well, uh, I'm on my way to court for a bench trial Uh, here I you arrested somebody. Yeah, we we just you know, we had a triple crown there You know, I got a hat trick of all three folks just being idiots You actually arrested somebody for three felonies. Yeah, hold on. Aziz. Can can can you take her up? And I'm gonna go I'm gonna go pick up Andrews right quick. Okay. All right. Thanks, Aziz. Yeah, guess we'll be here. All right, Andrews. I'll be there in just a minute Andrews, Mr. Cora was howdy. What happened to your hair? What is your mustache? Oh, uh Andrews like a ball sack. Oh, what do you mean? You don't think I look good? It's the core way What's happening to you? My blood pressure you forgot to eat I can hell I must have I pressed my life alert. Someone should be here soon Anyway, you were you were telling me why you look like a bell a ball sack. I got I was in a fire as terrorism What happened? Terrorism was the motive Terrorism He said his blood pressure Yeah, my blood my blood sugar my blood sugar everything everything both. Yeah, everything's messed up Cornwood, what happened? My blood pressure got a little low or my blood sugar I'll just you know casually hold my hand out there in case you need. Yep. Okay. Thank you We'll get you. All right. Right. It's right. I appreciate y'all for the help Not again. Not that I'm not that I needed it Exactly Thanks, ma'am. Appreciate you All right. Good luck with the bench trial. Yeah, absolutely. Thank you. Mr. Corwin. We need to go grocery shopping Are you thirsty 13 bravo What are you doing? What? What's that fucking bottle like brandy or some shit? What was that? Was that jack? No, I was whiskey Uh one three three seventy six for you car No, I was the damn that was I was it was mouthwash. It was a joke It was a mouthwash. Yes. People get drunk off mouthwash, too. It was prescription What do you mean prescription? Get out of the car. You ain't gonna be rolling around. We're fine. We're fine We got to get to a damn bench trial. I got the steak fries. It'll cross your eyes. I'm fine. I'm not drunk Did you ask the captain if I could ride with you? I'm the highest ranking officer on duty that I do not believe Killing me man Get out of the car get out of the car Get out of the car Here you can drive. Don't you don't do not do anything. I am not fucking driving this car. I can't you can't I mean I can drive. I'm fine. I'm fine. No, no Get out of the car here. I'll just look. I'll just jog it off Why did he fall? I don't know how I feel. I'm sorry You