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Hezakaya Walker, the gang is back together. Shawla, I missed you. I missed you too, my brother. I saw you chose up. I saw you out there in the Middle East. I saw you chose up. What that mean? What chose up mean? I had them hips showing. Everybody was telling me the hips was poking through. I didn't see the hips, bro. Everybody was telling me the hips was poking through in the road. Let me see it. Let me see it. He's got some shape. Let me find out. That would be jealous. That's the funny thing about social media. They didn't know this shit to you. They was like, yo, they was like, yo, you got the mermaids. God damn, bro! Oh, my God. They was like, you got a bubble. They said you got the mermaid. No. They was like, you got the mermaid. No, Shawla, that's crazy. Shawla with the mermaid shape. The mermaid silhouette. Yo. Putting tail of the shame. Nah, bro. You look like one of them used to be fat dudes. You know how like the hips don't go away? But you got skinny. Cool. All right. So you would just tell everybody knows, obviously, but you were just in Abu Dhabi and Dubai. With the goat? I was only in Dubai for a day. I was really always in Abu Dhabi. Steve Harvey does something out there every year with Melt Middle East. Let me make sure that's correct. Melt Middle East. Yes. That's the name of the organization. Melt Middle East. And he basically just, you know, melt Middle East. Yes. He does this thing where he just basically wants people to come out and visit Abu Dhabi. You know what I mean? And see what Abu Dhabi is about. Abu Dhabi is dope, man. Abu Dhabi is beyond dope. Did you guys go to like dinner? You do the... We did all of that. We did dinners. We went to the moths. Did you check out the I-Ladies? I'm not following for this shit, man. You know what I'm saying? I literally was in Abu Dhabi. I know you were. Yo, listen, breakfast club, brilliant idiot, massive audience in Abu Dhabi. They were coming to me. In the robes with the scarfs saying to me, I can't believe I'm looking at you. I just saw Andrew. I just saw Andrew, I don't know, two weeks ago, I think they said, we just saw Andrew, you know, and now I'm looking at you. I can't believe I'm actually looking at you. I was like, shit. Y'all didn't go out. I know that y'all didn't go out. By the way, if you went out, you would have seen what they call I-Ladies. And I'm not trying to get you. And that's their way of getting around the system. And because there's obviously tricks, you know, I-Ladies balls in your mouth. I'm not that patient. I'm not patient. I'm not patient. You gotta lay on it. That's why I'll be fucking up. He ain't gonna stop. He ain't gonna stop. I'm gonna tell you a little crazy shit. I fucked up. I fucked you up. That was a good one. That was a good one. Listen, the Luta young lady named Jessica, she works for Steve Harvey, Asian woman, massive Andrew Schultz fan. Said Andrew Schultz is her husband in her head. Shout out, Jessica. I'm sitting down at dinner and she comes up to me and she's talking to me. She's like, it's gonna be a great week. You know, we have such a great itinerary for y'all. She was like, you know, I can't wait for you to see this such and such and such and you got to do the liquor excursion. I'm looking, I'm like liquor excursion, I'm just thinking in my mind, I'm like, she couldn't hold it. She couldn't hold it. She started dying. That's what's up. You gotta stay in the moment. She got to stay in the moment. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I just listened to brilliant idiots. Andrew Schultz is like my husband in my head. Then she pulls up her phone. She had a list? She had 10 or 15. Son, that's crazy. Jokes ready to go. Shout out to her. Ready to fucking go. What's her name? Jessica. Yo, Jessica. Shout out to you. You're the fucking best. She said she wanted to go see you in Toronto. Oh, what's that? What's the big joint? Scotiabank. Now, let me tell you how I tried to get her. Okay. But it wasn't landing. Okay. Jessica, you don't even know this, but I'm telling you now. Yeah. After we played golf, which I was out there pretending to know how to play. Just definitely looked apart. Yeah. We out there playing golf. We're at the buffet. They had the food after everybody playing golf. Yup. So Jessica's fixing her plate. And I'm like, you have to try to tip her to. Right. Right. Right. Trying to get cancelled. Trying to get cancelled. Okay. For whatever reason, Jessica was not paying me. You know what I'm saying? I'm good. I don't need to tip her. She was like, no. She was like, yeah, I'm eating whatever. I'm trying this. I'm eating this. And I'm like, I'm like, yes, but that tip with it all. She still ain't paying me no attention. Patience, bro. Patience. So I gave it one more go. And I just got defeated. I'm like, ah, she's not paying me no fucking attention. Did you tell her that you were trying? No. She going here and there. That's your problem. It's because you're a parody. Every single talk. No, I think I did tell her. I told her later. Yeah. I told her at another event because I was upset that she didn't get it. And I was like, yo, you know, I've been trying to get you all fucking day, yo. You know what I mean? And she was like, how? And I said, I kept telling you to try to tip with her. And she was like the tip of the what? Still fumble. Come on, Charlotte. I'm going to tell you why. Come on, Charlotte. I'm going to tell you why. Because where we were, we were at a gala. So I didn't want to just yell it. And then somebody gets over here. I just saw Charlotte mean. Charlotte. What is that? That's the event I was at. That's the welcome dinner. Jessica, Charlotte is going to get you next time. He's going to get better. But his problem so far is that he is a parody. He is a parody. You are a parody. That's all I'm going to say. Let me tell you something. You are a parody. And what is referred to in this business as a parody. You are a parody. I'm not asking you what that is. Why not? Because, because, because. I know what you're going to say. This one I can see coming a mile away. I'm not going to say it. He's getting good. He's really getting good. I can see him coming. I can't give it to him. I'm telling you. I can see him. But when it's time to give it. It's just like my brain just goes stupid. Like Mitch McConnell. Like. I think I got it. So I'm just froze for a second. And then when somebody hits me with one. I'm just like. But Abu Dhabi is fantastic. By the way. Steve Harvey is Taylor Swift and Abu Dhabi. Talk to me. I've never seen anybody get treated the way the good people of Abu Dhabi treat Steve Harvey. Damn, Steve Harvey spotted in Abu Dhabi with Charlamagne and Terrence J. I didn't know that. Hey. Listen. First of all, Abu Dhabi is a beautiful place. Beautiful people. A lot of morals. A lot of values. But they have a love for Steve Harvey that's unreal. What do you think it is? Steve Harvey tells you to go to Abu Dhabi with him. What do you think it is? I have no idea. I keep trying to figure it out. You know. He's a great guy. We know this. But family feud with Abu Dhabi. Yeah. Where do you think that they and ask them if they could turn the AC on here. But where do you think that they... It is hot. I think they like his motivational speaking. Do you think maybe they also recognize him as like an incredibly famous person in America? Of course. It matches has cache. Absolutely. By the way. How famous is Steve Harvey? How many black famous people you think are going out there? How many black famous people do you think... Meaning like... Everybody usually goes to Dubai. But even though just going to that area Dubai is only like an hour car right away. I don't want to have. But you know it's like Jersey, New York. Abu Dhabi is trying to do its own thing and Dubai is doing its own thing. They're families. And like Dubai, they're like United Arab Emirates. So each Emirates is its own royal family. And the Abu Dhabi family basically they run them all. So I think like the president or whatever the person is in control. Because they got all the money. All the money is in Abu Dhabi. Because Dubai ran through all their oil. Abu Dhabi still has oil and natural gas. So they're stacked. That's where the real money is. Absolutely. Absolutely. I don't know man. All I'm telling you is Steve Harvey tells you to go to Abu Dhabi with him. You should go. It's an experience like no other. And we went to the F1... What's it called? The F1 race? What'd you think? We stayed at that hotel. Which hotel? The hotel for the F1 race. The W. That's where we stayed when we were in Abu Dhabi. I don't know. I just went to a race track. So the race track wraps around the hotel. Really? So literally when we... We went on the race track. We were like driving to cars and shit. Not the F1 cars. They put us like an F3. But like my hotel window would look out onto the track. So that's one of the things where it's like it could be really fucking annoying if they're just driving all the time. But before the race the theme is the view of the track. So yeah, it's fire. Yeah, I met Mohammed Khalifa Al Mubarak. He designs all that stuff. So the race track, the hotels, all of that. He designs all of that, man. He was a great person to have a conversation with because man, you think about it. Abu Dhabi, Dubai is what? 50, 52 years old? Which one is 52 years old? Dubai. One of them is... So basically the seven Emirates came together and they were basically like we should choose up, join up and become like one... Very young. One big country. It was only like 50, 52 years old. Like 15 years ago it was just desert and a lot of those places in Abu Dhabi They built it up in an incredible fashion. But just think about how young a city is. It's unbelievable. You know what I'm saying? To be able to say we know the people that designed it. Oh yeah. That's unreal. But it also shows you a lot of the things that I don't know man, I just feel like we're getting a lot of things wrong here. Like for example... I think we're getting things wrong on a human level. What do you mean? Not so much, you know... I mean of course systems need to change but I just think those systems would automatically change if you had humans who were willing to change them. If you had humans who had more empathy if you had humans who actually care about humanity I think that we live sometimes in a world where people put capitalism and superficial stuff first. And you can never have true peace. You can never have true safety if those are the things people put above. You think we put capitalism first more than they do out there? I do. I mean capitalism is... They're running it up out there. They do but they're still they don't play when it comes to certain things. There's no grace. You get caught with drugs over there. It's a wrap. You know what I'm saying? You disrespect one of the women. It's a wrap. We still have... We're not tight in those areas to say the least. I think that there's I think that there's place parts that you can criticize about all of them. There's amazing things about out there. Then there's things that out there that we would look at and we'd be like, this ain't even for us. The labor force out there has no upward mobility at all. Now, they're getting an opportunity that they wouldn't have in their home countries. A lot of them come from Pakistan, for example. But the way that the system is built is not so they can become citizens and eventually own a business. What we know as the capitalist system of America their system is you're going to work this job here and you're never going to be part of society as more than someone who works. But correct me if I'm wrong, because somebody broke that down to me. They all get housing. No, no. They get housing. They get food. They get housing. They get food. Now, think about that. They get housing. They get food. They get transportation to work. I'm not... It's little to no crime over there. No, no. Of course, of course. Because there's no people. There's no poor people. That's my point! That's the trick. There's no poor people. No, no. What I'm saying is there are things that you go over there and you look at and you go, well, this is amazing. The fact that I feel so safe. The fact that there's no crime. The fact that there's this... It's seeming a massive respect between individuals. I didn't just see people getting to stupid fucking barfights and throwing up all over the place. It is really beautiful in that regard. And obviously all the development and everything they've been able to accomplish in 50 years is unprecedented. But there are also things that as a Westerner for me to see because the idea of America is you can come here with nothing and then make something of yourself. And that can't happen over there. And in the process of making something of yourself, you're not doing anything with your life and you end up doing dumb shit that fucks up society for all of us. Yes, yes. All I'm saying is maybe we need a little labor force. Maybe we need... Provide some housing, some food. You kind of talking what white people was talking back in the day. No, white people... It's very close. No, it's not. It's very close. It's not the same. It's not even close. It's not even close. But I will tell you that for example, we had a driver... You're treated like a human being. No, no, no. For example, I'll just tell you, my driver there, he works seven days a week and what they do is they make them take one month off where you get paid. I think he made $700 US a month. Yeah, $700, whatever it is, what's their currency? No, it's $700 US a month. Yeah, it's $190 US a week. So if $700 there, whatever their currency is, it's $700, but it's $190 a week. Yeah, so that's about right. It's about $700 a month. Yeah, they're making like $2 an hour. You got housing in food. It's what white people said, baby. We have housing, food, transportation and freedom. Is that freedom? Why is it not freedom? It's like they just pay for you to work and that's it. They send it back to their homeland. Yeah, but so their freedom is just going to work and coming home and sleeping and going to work and coming home sleeping. That's not freedom. What is our lives? Yeah, but we can go to them. We can do this. Put it this way. I'm not saying that this is... I think the way to look at this is as a Westerner compared to what your country is, which is kind of unfair. The way that I'm sure they're looking at it is, look, these people are coming from desperate situations in other countries. And we're going to bring them out of that desperate situation. We're going to pay them a wage. They're not going to be part of our society. They're not going to become citizens. There's no pathway to a better life here, but what they can do is send money back home to their families and provide a better life. And when you're looking at the opportunity for those people in these other impoverished countries, I can see why they go, hey, this is great. And all those people are jumping at that opportunity because it's way better than what they have at home. So I completely understand... Not many people would jump at that opportunity here in America. We're speaking from a place of privilege. There's people right now cold as hell, sitting on the streets of New York, begging for change, don't have a place to stay, don't have food. They would love to work somewhere. No, they wouldn't. Yeah. But housing, Chris? Come on! Y'all talk about the job, we're talking about the housing. Do you know what the housing is? I don't know. Eight guys in a room bunk beds. So what is this shelter here in New York? That, so then you can't have housing here. Listen, man, all I'm simply saying is we're still looking at it from a place of privilege. There's people out here that have nothing. It's not privilege, it's just culture. If we looked at it from... If we looked at the position of first somebody who's from Pakistan, they're struggling. They have no way to feed their family and then all of a sudden this opportunity comes up where now they can, they got to work their ass off, but they can and they can take care of the family. That's a no brainer opportunity. You're absolutely right, but there's people in America in that same situation. Yeah, yeah. I guess what I'm trying to say is it's very easy to judge but when you're coming from your situation but coming from the people who are taking those opportunities, they might be incredibly grateful for that. Absolutely. It's not something where I judge on how dare you do that. I understand that the world is gray, but as a Westerner, they have to understand that our idea, the inception of our country is you come here with nothing and you make something out of yourself and the fact that that isn't the idea of theirs is we're always going to be like, whoa, what the fuck is going on here? I've said on this podcast a million times, man. Might have a little bit too much freedom. Some people here are just simply not capable of thinking for themselves. I'm not just telling you the truth. There's so many people in America. No, we're not marking that. No, don't mark it. There's people here in America. What year do you think? 1860? Shut up. No, you're conflating two different things. No, there are people here who's fucking Abraham Lincoln with his ideas and shit. Think about what you said, shows. There's people here. Listen to a gay guy. Listen to some gay guy. People in America who simply there is no upward mobility for them. Regardless of how hard they try, regardless of how many opportunities are here, they're out here struggling right now. You're crazy, Alex. I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true. You don't know any poor people? I don't know the subway no more. That's not true. What you said the other day, what you said the other day, this shit was great. What was it? They don't do the showtime dance. I don't know the dance. I don't know the dance. They don't even be dancing on the subway no more. I go out. I know they do. But I go out. When was the last time you took subway? He goes, shit. I want to say something to this audience. Meeting people in this room. There's a lot of poor people in this world. Especially in America. Imagine living in a country to everything you just said, absolutely true. Land and milk and honey. Imagine living in this country where you see everybody living, not everybody, but a large majority of people living great. You have the ability to go to school, to learn a trade, to actually pull yourself up. You have the ability. I got them all, baby. I got them all coming up. Let's go. At least you have it. You have the ability. He's a Republican. He's a Republican. He's a Republican. Republican. He's a Republican. It's harder for us than it is for others. You have the ability. There, you don't have the ability. Pull yourself up. No matter how hard they work over there, no matter how much money they save, they cannot start a business. They cannot own property. Can we do both in America? We can. Why can't we provide something like that for people who aren't able to do I know there are people that choose to be homeless, right? Not everybody's just homeless. It's their choice, exactly. God damn it, Alex. Is there a choice? There are people, no, no, no. If you go to L.A. and ask some of the people. When the cops tell you to stop this shit. Stop it, stop it. For real. Right? Hey, why are we on this topic? When the cops tell you to stop this shit. Man, shut the fuck up. We're almost there. Alex is crazy. Make America crazy, man. Make America crazy. Alex, you know what you're talking about, baby. You sound like... It's a very small percentage, but there. You sound like the guys would be like, I wouldn't fuck her in no way. You ain't got a choice. You ain't got no choice. You ain't got no option. What did he say? 350 pounds. Maga! Maga! Maga! Maga! This guy's crazy. You're 350 pounds. You got a lazy eye. Lazy eye. I'm lazy. You need to be in a labor force because you ain't got no job. Exactly. So, you list... Stop it. Ethnicity's lazy. It's kind. It's kind. Yo, son, come on. Why you say that, bro? Reported reekin', yo. Damn, bro. Yeah, this guy's a reported reekin'. So, in the shelters, in the shelters, they have to follow rules, they have to follow rules in the shelters where they can't use drugs, they can't do certain things. So they choose to not be in the shelters so they can live and do the things they want to do. So that's why there are some people that choose to be homeless so they don't have to follow rules of shelter. I think that's a very small... What? Yeah, it is. It's small. Because nobody would... I don't think nobody would make the choice to be homeless. No, no. I'm telling you the obvious. You ain't never seen that before? I think people like that make the choice to be homeless because they only have a couple of options. Yes. I think if you gave them the choice to say, hey, you can work in this labor force, you can make however about a money a month, we're going to give you free housing, food, transportation to work, I think they would take that deal. Yeah, but now... So imagine if they work hard and then they save up some money, they can't even get an apartment and like get their own space, they have to, no, but imagine if they want to, they can't over there. But they could here if they want to. Y'all figured it out. Yeah, they have the freedom. So why can't we do both? I'm on board. I'm on board. I'm on board. What Abu Dhabi provides. I'm on board. Hey, let's get... I like it. Can I help people get on their feet? So once they're on their feet, what could they do? Staying on business. What the fuck do you mean? They can stay on business. Business. Alex. No, I'm on... You're not ready to stay on business. I'm on board with both. Are you staying on business? You ain't staying on business. I'm staying on business. You're not staying on business. You're not staying on business, bro. You're not staying on business, y'all. You're not staying on business. You want people to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. By their bootstraps. What boots? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? They ain't even sell bootstraps. What kind of crazy terminology is that? Chris, do you think this is too far-affective of an idea? I don't even understand what you're really arguing at this point. No, me neither, bro. We can do it. We're doing it. We're doing it. Just find the gist of it. Yo, Chris. Pick a side. Pick a side, Chris. Pick a side, Chris. Find the meat that you can... I noticed you didn't go to Abu Dhabi. Find the meat, Chris. What type of meat? There's a good debate in here. Yeah, let's find a debate. You know what I'm saying? A must-buy idiot-ness. Find the meat. What type of meat is that? All I'm simply saying is Abu Dhabi has this... What's it called? Shotes? The labor force. They have a labor force. Yeah. Where they provide housing for people. Housing. You get food, transportation to work. Right. One month off a year that is paid. And I think you get... $290 a week in America. Well, no, it varies. Like, if you've been working there longer, you'll obviously get paid more. But I guess my thing is, I don't think people want to do that. I think people do that out of desperation. Yeah, but people do... Nobody wants to do most of their jobs. Y'all are so privileged. Like, the idea that you get to just do what you want, that's just for us. Ah-ha! Ah-ha! Ah-ha! No. Ah-ha! What Sho said is true. You got to go back to what Sho said. Think about where these people are coming from. We're looking at it from a different perspective, to who we are. But think about where these people are coming from. What happened? That's a sweet deal! You got a fucking clock on your dome. What? What? That's a sweet deal, man. Yo, what happens with that? When you feel that steel right on your temple? What happens? Oh, you said Glock. What did you think I said? I thought you said cock. No. I was like, shit. I'm not doing that. That's how you give a thousand in America. What? You said they have free food there. Why you want it? I'm not even going to tell it. Yo, it's so crazy that you can say shit. Tell it. Tell it. Tell it. Tell it. Tell it. OK. Tell it. Sometimes you got to deflect from yourself. Deflate from yourself. Get away from me. Get away from me. When you see that low hanging fruit, kick it out the way. Get that low hanging fruit out the way. Get it out the way. Get it out the way. She don't eat fruit. We don't eat fruit. We don't eat fruit. We don't eat fruit. Son, you really served that up, son. You served it right up. And we ate it. And we ate it. What was her only comment on that? They got free food over there. They got free food? Yo, they ain't, hold on. You said they got free food over there. My way of Thanksgiving was just last week. I know your mama threw down. I can't picture your mama's pie in my mouth. Fiends, greens, potatoes, tomatoes. I know your mama threw down. She ran through some leftovers the rest. Whoa. Oh, she stayed up bitter. Please. Look at Taylor mama pie. I said that to him. Taylor mama pie is so pretty. Yo, that's crazy. Mama's pie is beautiful. You know what Taylor mama pie is? I'm going to show it to you. With all due respect, your mama's pie is beautiful. She got maybe the sweetest looking pie that Taylor mama said. What Taylor mama said? Oh, she flirted. Oh, she flirted. What Taylor mama said? Oh, wow. Oh, she flirted. Oh, she flirted. That was not you. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. No. Uh-huh. I'll let you read it. Taylor mama pie. Hey. What did you say? That ain't you. That ain't you. Taylor mama pie. Taylor mama pie. I stand on business. I stand on business. Your mama got the sweetest pie. With all due respect. With all due respect. Taylor, why are you mad that we're complimenting your mama pie? Don't play with me. It's a picture of your mama pie. Stop playing with me. It says if you act right. I swear to god. Does it not say? I have the same text messages right here, too. Your mama's sitting both. I swear to god. 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That's the type of stuff we used to do growing up in the country. Like in the 80s, 1980s something. So I'm just saying, it is something to hey, if you simply provide for people and people got enough, like their basic needs are met, it reflects in your society. That's all I'm simply saying. Basic needs are met. That's more than basic needs. There's luxury. That's all I'm saying. Let's do some of your shit, Taylor. What's this shit called? Memes? Memes? Memes and making dance. We've been gone for two weeks, it's been so much. You better have a lot of shit and stop fucking around. Yo, Taylor. Don't get added to this list. Don't get added to this list. What list? That list was crazy last week. What's the list? I missed it. I was in Australia. That list was crazy. This is what? This is the didger? Here's the thing. This situation. Give us the thing about the diddy situation. I saw people saying how... Taylor, I swear to God. You don't realize the reach I have in my legs. Shut up. I saw people saying how... It's a real one. I saw people saying how there's a lot of people not talking about this situation. And this is what I would say. What are you supposed to say? Because if you're a podcaster, if you're a YouTuber, if you're just a person on social media, you can say all types of stuff. When people say things like, nobody's talking about this, it's because what y'all want people to say is, oh, he did that shit. You know? He did that shit. You want us to sound like the internet. You want us to start talking about well, I heard he did this then and I heard he did that then. The reality of the situation is you can't do anything except for report about what actually came out in this situation. He got sued. He settled. For all of it? I don't know. I heard all of it. If he did, I think the conversation we could have without becoming products of a lawsuit ourselves. We could have done it allegedly for everything right now and then we could start having fun again. But even with that, what's the point of that? So we can have fun. Yeah, it's fun until it's not you. That could easily be anybody in this room. No. Yeah, it could be. Not that shit. People make up stuff all the time. I'm not saying this is made up. People make up things all the time. You know, did he beat women? Or did he rape women? I didn't say that. I said he pays women that say he did that. That's the fact. That's why I was going. You know what a good conversation is? What is that? Is settling a lawsuit in the mission a guilt? I didn't say that he's admitting guilt. Is settling a lawsuit like this in the mission a guilt? Is it legally you're saying? Or what do the streets think? No, legally. The screeches will get sniggered soon. Ain't crackers. Fuck the streets. Legally. We didn't have anything to do with this. Let's talk legally. Is it an admission guilt? Break it down. Because it's not admitting guilt. You're settling so you don't have to go to trial. Yes. Settling to trial can cost you more money not only on a trial but in terms of public perspective than just settling. Public perception. And when somebody settles you start to think oh, they just wanted money. So once somebody like if you want justice for a crime a lot of times people will go okay. You go to criminal route not to civil. Exactly. When you're just going to civil route to me it speaks a little bit to uh oh, this person might be after some money. That being said, there might be enough information out there or this trial could get ugly enough where Dittie and his team are like, we just got to pay her and then try to bury this. And that's always been the old school way. If you read about the Michael Jackson situation you'll see things with Johnny Cochran told Michael look man, I know you're getting advice to settle but once you settle it's never going to stop getting knocked on. It's going to be people coming all the time you know, making accusations because they know you're going to settle. Wasn't this tied in specifically to a New York state law that was going to expire at the end of last week? But I don't know if you can bring What was the statute of limitations? It was a specific law. I know what you're talking about. I don't know if you could actually you might have only been able to do under it is what I'm thinking, but I'll check. But I don't mean anything. You could still go criminal, especially with the stuff that she alleged. Yeah, with the stuff that she alleged you could definitely still do criminal if you wanted to. If it happened so long ago then you don't have any proof. It wasn't that long ago though. I mean it's hard to prove right without like witnesses and things like that. I would think so. You know, but clearly in criminal because you need to let's look at both sides. One side. Let's look at the side that there's two outcomes here, right? Well, there's multiple, but two extreme outcomes. One extreme outcome is this is potential. She's just after his money. She's maybe realized that she can't make any more money or she's realized, you know what, I don't want to be in the industry anymore so I have nothing to lose by outing this person and being looked at. So I'm going to go after his money. That's one potential one and then he did absolutely none of it. That is potential. There's another version of that where some of this stuff might have happened maybe not all of it, but she's still like you know what, I want to get paid for the trauma that I endured with this person. That's another potential option. Then there's another option where every single part of it happened and now he's like, oh shit, the walls are coming crumbling down and I need to close, what is it called to stop this leak because these other leaks are starting to happen and then it falls apart. Impossible in this era. To stop the leaks. Impossible in this era because I'm going back to Michael Jackson again and that's why I said what I said earlier there is always copycats in situations like this. You don't know whether these things are real or not. Johnny Cochran, God bless the dead, literally told Michael, if you settle this one I'm telling you there's going to be a bunch saying hey this person did this person did that they're going to reflect on some party that you went there that they were at and they're going to be like, you know what he did grab my butt when I walked by and I thought it was just kind of fun in the moment we were all just kind of hanging out and partying but now that I think about it he assaults me and that's fucked up and he's paying so let's get that money. By the way, I don't want to diminish anything that you know, any allegations made against him. That's a potential option. I'm not saying that this is every option. I'm saying it is possible that someone could see financial incentive and then take advantage of it and then sue him when something didn't happen it's also very possible that women are now emboldened or empowered by this first person doing it and they go, wow now I feel safe enough to go after this powerful man, an incredibly powerful man okay I'm going to also file a lawsuit based on this very real thing that happens. All these are possible. Absolutely. I mean that's why I asked the question, is it in the mission of guilt to settle? I don't think it is a legal admission of guilt but I think the public starts to speculate about your guilt. And by you saying that is exactly why people cannot have a conversation about this because we did but you can't have the conversation that the public wants you to have. Exactly, the public don't want you to actually look at it from a nuance perspective. They just want you to pick a side and say either you believe them or you don't believe them. All I'm simply telling y'all motherfuckers is, you can jump out there on your podcast, you can jump out there on your youtube channels and you can say whatever you feel. You can call them a rapist, you can call them a woman beater but when you get served with a lawsuit we'll see. When you get served with a lawsuit just know. Now this does not apply to 50 Cent because he can do whatever the hell he wants because he y'all not paying attention. 50 is the smartest. 50 is the smartest. He's just reposting what other people say he is the genius. He's like the news. Watch CNN, watch MSNBC, watch NBC and watch how they report on stuff like this. All they do is report the story in the details. The allegations that are made in it. He's the ghost. That's all 50 is doing. Nothing else. The problem that y'all be running into a lot of you new media personalities is because y'all think y'all can have an opinion and y'all think y'all feelings matter. Your feelings do not matter because none of that has been proven in the court of law. My feelings matter. I'm just saying he has not been proven to be a rapist or a woman beater in a court of law. And she did not attempt to prove that. This is very important. She got to attempt to prove that he was that in the court of law. She attempted to use that allegation to get money out of him. And when she was offered money, she accepted. And that is important. Now according to the court documents they had been trying to work out a deal for a while. And she wasn't accepting. So Well he wasn't accepting of her terms. Well neither party was accepting. She's like I want this much. He said no. She's like all right well I'm going to go public with this show by the way she won on both fronts. Yes. Because you got your story out court of public opinion is having a field day and you got paid. And we remember how absolutely beautiful she was. And you might and to your point you just might have opened the door for other people who may have a story. Yes. Now I think there's part of us that's always like you know what I want I want you to seek justice because if someone has done something wrong I want them to be punished outside of money. If he's worth billions of dollars then this is a drop in the bucket. But this might be justice. Yeah. Why is money not justice. You said that you brought this up on Flager and I thought that that was a great point. I think money can also be justice. But with money but watching a person's whole empire crumble. So that's the other thing. It's like watching the empire crumble might be justice because you could make the argument that it was the empire that enabled him to do these things if he did them. Right. So without that apparatus and that power how could he continue this behavior. Yeah. Allegedly. Allegedly. So you could make the argument that that is happening. But if he was in jail for this he also couldn't do those things. And then some victims might have seen they've received more justice. Now as somebody who's been in the industry for a while have you heard any of these rumors? I never heard rumors. I only heard he was gay. That was the only rumor that I heard about that. I'd be honest. That's alleged but like my fucking exploded. Like I thought you love guys' cocks. I didn't realize that he was out here allegedly doing these things to women. This is how we know the world is becoming more progressive because in the lawsuit she talks about allegedly he would hire male prostitutes. To fuck her. And Jack often. And he would jerk freak-offs. He called him a freak-off. Yeah. I mean nobody cared. I mean I don't think that's gay. I mean that's what you do when you watch porn. You watch a male prostitute fuck a female prostitute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know. Nobody cared. It's weird when it's your girl. It's funny though. But it's not gay. We jerk off to guys all the time. They just are fucking women. Being that I've listened to horrible decisions, I know what that's called. What? Cuck-holding. Yes. He allegedly enjoys a nice cuck-holding. And today, we're recording this on a Tuesday. Did he step down as chairman of Revolt? Go back to that 50 cent post. And I'm going to tell you why 50 is literally as a diabolical genius. And he's, he's, he's, first of all, you can read 40's Law the Power and all of that stuff like that. You can read The Art of War by Sun Tzu. But it got to be in you. 50, he posts Diddy reportedly takes temporary leave as chairman of Revolt amid sexual assault lawsuits. 50 says I'll buy that from you playboy for the low because you know Cadillac and AT&T going to pull out. Those are the sponsors I presume? Yes. I'll give you a few dollars for it now. Sell it to me then we can be friends. I'm serious. Call my phone. Why do y'all think that was a genius thing to post? He's basically telling Cadillac and AT&T to pull out. And telling people who the sponsors are. So if they want to harass Cadillac and AT&T that'll happen. And once the money comes out it's a wrap. It's a wrap. It's a wrap. This guy, man. This guy is 50. 50 is not to be fucked up. 50 is not to be fucked up. Y'all don't even... Play around if you want to. And he's on tour. He ain't even in America. He's waking up in random countries. Shutting it down. It's three o'clock in the afternoon. Then performing in an arena. What is that? That was crazy. This is the video of Puffy patting Jay-Z on the butt. And 50 caption is 20 machine guns only get 10 months Diddy in the back patting on niggas butts. Now I ain't with it. I ain't never been with it. What is that about 20 machine guns 10 months? He's trying to aftershot at T.I. About what? When T.I. got locked up with all those guns. Yeah, but he stood on business. He stood on business. He did stand on business. Or are you saying that he might have gotten a deal or preferential treatment? I mean, 50 said that before. So 50 alleges that T.I. is an informant? Yeah, but T.I. is not an informant. There's no such thing as a secret informant. Like, no. What about Whitey Bulger? He was a secret informant for years. But eventually he got... No, he got killed. But I thought once you start going to court, doesn't the informant have to stand against you? No, what's up with Whitey? The Irish, the guy up in Boston. He was like an informant. He was like working all angles. Yeah, but he would just like tip off the FBI and other agencies. But he's not like going into court. So it's like they'll lead to arrests and they would arrest usually his competition and things like that. So it's like an informant in that way where you're working with the cops. Did you hear about Whitey Bulging? Stop it. He's one of the smartest things I've ever met in my life. But his inability to get this is like, confounding. Right? No. I wasn't going to do it. I heard it and I was like, I need to see him fuck this up. Whitey Bulger, who? Now, why would I say who if I just brought him up? I know him. But no, I said Whitey Bulging. I said Whitey Bulging. Even worse. That's worse. I said Whitey Bulging. But then, how are you even going to finish that? How are you going to finish that, though? That's a good question. There's a lot of different scenarios in my mind. I don't know where I was going with it. It's like, you know, Whitey Bulging? Whitey Bulging in those pants. What? You're fucking kidding me. You're fucking kidding me. You're fucking kidding, bro. I don't even know. What is going on right now? By the way, let me tell you something. Yeah, tell us something else. I was in Abu Dhabi. Yeah, tell us about Abu Dhabi. I got a haircut on Friday. All right. You still call it that? Yeah. They had a salon downstairs. Call it a shape. Yeah, a haircut. They was like, yeah, the guy can cut your hair downstairs. So I go downstairs. It's not a haircut. It's so simple for me because I'm bald-headed. Like, you know, a little shave. It's nothing, right? Women don't give their legs a haircut. Yeah, to get waxed. They shave. I go downstairs. If the person is in a salon, they can do a shave. We're in the Middle East. A lot of brown people, black people. So I go downstairs, man. And there's a Filipino guy. Uh-oh. Filipino guy. Cool. You know? Anything on the Mastiff? Dude, it's kind of crazy. You get so scared. Filipino. Anything on the Mastiff? That was absolutely... That was absolutely... That was absolutely... Just move on because you don't even know what it is. I'm not going to talk about it. So I'm in there. And the only reason I knew you were Filipino is because we got into a conversation. I'm like, somebody's cutting your head. That's a very intimate thing. I don't have to say that Mastiff, if you want, but they'll have trinkets and stuff that would... Oh, no, no. I didn't see none of that. I did. I could look at him and tell he was some sort of Asian. So you don't know if he's actually Filipino? No, he was. Did he have a Mastiff? No, listen, we started talking. I'm not asking you what that is. Did he or not? What you mean, did he or not? Did he or not have a Mastiff? No. I don't know what no needed. So we're talking, right? Did he or did he not have my Stiff dick? I don't know. So we get into a conversation. He tells me he's from the Philippines, right? So I go, oh, Mahal Kita. And he goes, thank you. Thank you, right? Yeah. When I told this man, Mahal Kita, this man proceeded to give me one of the best shaves of my life. Really? Probably top three. This man... it's like he started seducing me, y'all. He goes, he goes, let me wash your hair. Guys, I don't have hair, right? So he puts me in front of the basin, the warm water, the lather. It's like a massage on my scalp. Then he rinses it off. Then he blow-dries me and he pats me dry. Then he proceeds to shave me. And he's giving me, like, all of this intricate detail. Like, he's just touching my face in such a nice, soft, dare I say, sensual way. You know what I mean? So then after he gives me this shave, he goes, let me wash your hair again. So he puts me back under the basin, washes me, washes my hair. Then he sits me down. He blow-dries it. Then he pulls out all these creams and these fragrances. Blow-dries what? My scalp. Then he gives me this head massage. Bruh, he did my... He did my head. Like, you ever seen somebody with their moldy clay? Yeah. He was doing my scalp like that. And I'm sitting there like, yo, this dude is risen me to fuck up right now. Did he? And it's working. No bulge. But you know what? I let myself go. I said, you know what? I'm gonna let myself go. This feels amazing. If I get a blackie bulger, if I get a blackie bulger, then it was meant to happen, right? Sure. All I'm simply trying to tell you, yes! Holy shit, Taylor! How the fuck did you find it? How the fuck? She just pulled up... Yes! She just pulled up Bugs Bunny giving Elmer Futter Shave. This is how this Filipino man was doing me. This kind of detail. Creams, fragrances, fingers. Yes! Yes! He was doing this shit standing on my head, bro. Like, you don't even understand. Laying me at the basin, washing me with just the utmost care. He tossed his salad too. You like this? I'm gonna be honest with y'all. I'm moaned, bro. What? I'm moaned, man. I'm moaned. When I let myself go, and I said I'm just gonna relax and be in the moment, I was just like... No! Tension. Tension. You have so much tension. Just relax. Relax. Bro, you gon' get this gay Filipino thrown off a building in Abu Dhabi, bro. They gon' find out exactly who this is. They gon' find out exactly who this is. They gon' be like, I knew he was gay! I don't think he was gay. He jerked off your head. He means that, dude. And you told him you love him in his language. That's probably like they call, you know? We tell each other we love each other. Yes, but he's not expecting you to know that. And by the way, that's why manners will take you where money won't, and that's why being respectful of people's cultures will get you great experiences. I don't want that, bro. I don't want that great experience. You ain't had what I had. You had that shave that I got, you'd want that, bro. You'd want to feel like that, yo. Come on, bro. What you mean? This is crazy. Come on, bro. Yeah. Yeah, yo. You look like a fucking neighbor. Good boy, man. Son. No more, bro. We're not doing this. No more, son. He's doing this fucking thing, bro. The hot. Oh. Oh. Shout out to the Filipino man. Still put out the backcourt. He's like, give us a shot. Give us the barbershop, though. Give the barbershop. Let people know. I don't know the name of it, man. Let's pay some bills. Sure. 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Rawlings has a role, and Jonathan Majors. So you can go check out Broke Down Profits right now on Audible courtesy of SBA Productions. Gang, gang, gang. And next week, December 4th, the week of the 4th, I'll be back hosting The Daily Show. Woo! I'll be back, I'll be back hosting The Daily Show. Woo! Next week. Monday to Thursday. Height? Yeah, it's fun, man. I told you that's, like, it's a system. Like, I like, I like playing in those kind of systems. Like, it's the same thing like when you come here to do brilliant ideas, we have a system, you know? We freestyle a little bit. It's ours, though. It's our system. Nobody else can do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why they hate when other people come here and do it, you know? But it's ours. We know what we're doing, you know? It's our system. It's like when I get up in the morning for a birthday club, it's a system. Like, it's a system. So when you learn how to play in somebody's system, which is hard for some people to do, it's fun. Now you can flourish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's fun. I love it. I love it. I look forward to it next week. What else we got, Taylor? What else we got? Oh, Dolly Parton. Salute to Dolly Parton, yo. Coming out of the fucking Cowboys game, looking amazing. Let me see this. Let me see this. Dolly's 77 years old, bro. See them fat chicks. Come on, man. Come on, man. Wait, she's what? 77. There's no way. 77. That's somebody's grandma, bro. Oh, God bless. That's somebody's grandma, bro. Do you think she had work done? Dolly? I mean, her abdomen looks incredible. Her legs look incredible. What kind of work? See, we say that stuff about Dolly, but the work Dolly probably got was probably in the 40s. So it didn't hold up. Man, yeah. You know what I mean? So this can't just be the same. It's got to be genetics or something. She just looked good. 77 years old, man. Dolly Parton out here looking. She's almost 80 years old, Taylor. You can't give it up for that beautiful ivory queen. What do you mean? What are you talking about? Nah. That work in the 40s was crazy, Taylor. Come on now. She got her boob job when they put oatmeal in there. Exactly. Yeah, I mean they Porridge. What's even oatmeal is porridge. Come on, Taylor. Exactly. Porridge, man. Yeah, yeah. She looked good for 77, man. She looked active. She really aged the best, bro, like you think about it. Nah, this is an anomaly. Come on, cut it out. This is an anomaly. Dolly got black in her family. You think she's part black? Got to be, bro. Got to be, bro. Damn, bro. You know what she got her name from? What? You know Parton. Oh. I gave you the opportunity. It made me nervous. It made me nervous. It made me nervous. It made me nervous. This is fun. I really wanted to get one. It made me nervous. I really wanted to get one. It was at you, too. You didn't think of what it was yet. That's because it was closed. That's because it was closed. It made me nervous. Oh my God. Nah, I didn't. No, I didn't, I didn't. I didn't. Yo, let me hear my man Dre Ma, man. Dre Ma Green has no regrets. About what? Choke and I, Rudy Gobert. I missed this. I ain't here this for. I don't live my life with regrets. Like I said before, I'll come to a teammate's defense anytime that there's a, I'm in a position to come to a teammate's defense. That's what a team is. You stick together through the good and the bad. And I take that to heart. And reflected over on the whole incident, I think for me is what matters to me is how the people that I care about feel. The way the media portray you is like, you're supposed to like crack or something. That's not going to be me. It's just never as bad as it seems. I think it's always just trying to find what's the lesson that needs to be collected in the situation. And that's how I reflect. Nah, bro. We ain't just bumping our gums. Yo, we calling it what it is. First of all, salute to the goat, Draymond Green, to God. Okay. One of my favorite players in the NBA. This is for COVID. Probably my favorite player in the NBA. You know what I mean? He don't fuck with Rudy Gobert. He been waiting for an opportunity. All that stuff he said about being a great teammate is true. He ain't going to let nobody fuck with Clay. He ain't going to let nobody fuck with Steph. They got history. They are bound together forever. But you enjoy that shit, Draymond. You enjoy choking the shit out of Rudy Gobert. And I ain't mad at you. You need a Draymond Green. Draymond Green looks foreign to y'all because y'all didn't grow up in the 1990s. All right? He's one of the last enforcers. I know Charles Oakley says he's the last enforcer. Nah, big O. Draymond, because he's still out there. Carrying on tradition. Draymond gets busy, bro. Yes. Draymond carrying on tradition at Charles Oakley. President at Charles Oakley said, Anthony Mason, Bill Lambert. You know what I mean? Those words. Robert Parrish. Legendary hitman, man. Legendary hitman. Yeah. What? Nah. Nah. Back in the day? Nah. But you know that Rudy Gobert started COVID, right? Mm-hmm. When he made fun of it and he coughed and he rubbed the fucking... I remember that shit. So think about how many people he choked out. This is what we call payback in America. You ain't wrong when you write. Thank you, Dray. Thank you, Dray. You ain't wrong when you write. Shout out to Draymond Green. Okay? Better than any vaccine. Draymond, the vaccine green. That's what the fuck his name is from now on. Draymond, the vaccine green. All right? Got COVID to fuck up out of here. What else we got tailing in? Shout out to Eric Abadou, man. The icon living, covering the Germany men of the year cover for GQ. What is this thing where GQ puts, like, women as the men of the year? Men's reaction. It really is. It is. Right? And we fall for it, Eric. Exactly. I don't get it. Like, what's their logic behind it? It's the same way how the magazines put a trans person as women as it was. I'm going to be honest with you. I didn't even realize this was the men of the year cover until I said it just now. I just thought Eric was on the cover of GQ. I read the headline. Eric Abadou covers the Germany men of the year cover. I just thought Eric was on the cover. First of all, I will always salute Eric Abadou because she's one of the greatest artists ever in the history of life. And then when you really look at this, right, this will always be talking about quality over quantity, right? Eric Abadou, hold on. Let me pull this up. I was looking at this the other day. Eric Abadou has not put an album out since 2010. Still relevant. Really? No. New America Part II was her last album in 2010. Wow. And she's only got five albums. Baduism, Mama's Gun, Worldwide Underground, New America Part I, New America Part II. Five albums haven't dropped the project since 2010 and it's just out here killing. Like she's the freaking, she's the bar for so many R&B singers, so many women, so many men always put Eric up on top of their pedestal. And she's just out here dominating the cover of GQ. They say she's the musical artist of the year with no new music. She just went on tour this year. She alluded to Queen Eric Abadou, man. I don't even know if we give Eric enough flowers. Yo, speaking of Eric Abadou, Andre 3000 put out a flute album. How'd you feel about it? I didn't listen to it, but I've listened to his interviews reacting to it and he's incredibly charming. Like I didn't know. You just realized in this? I didn't know him outside of his music really. Obviously like a brilliant musician, but his interviews are candid and vulnerable and funny and reflective. He's like just a fascinating guy and like now I want him to put out music even more. No, Andre 3000 owes us nothing. No, I didn't say he owes us. It's what I would like. It's what I would enjoy, but I love the interviews. Have you endowed in all his previous works? Meaning have you listened to all the outcast albums? Have you listened to his kind of features? I'm sure I have, yeah. Because there's more than enough there that can bide you over. No, I'm not saying that we deserve it or earned it, but I love how candid he was. Like he was just like, what am I going to rap about? I'm like 50 years old. What am I going to rap about? Like it was just this great open, hilarious interview. That's why I disagree with him on them. Because he said, you know, when I'm supposed to rap about Kalanix, I mean Colin Offerpiece. You could do that shit fire. Yes. You might be one of the only ones. Yes. I'd love to hear fucking, you know, Colin's really smell like doo-doo or whatever he would come up with. Turn and smell like doo-doo-doo. You know what I'm saying? The love below. What is it? Might think your shit don't stink, but Colin's really smell like doo-doo. I know you really think your shit don't stink, but doesn't. What in that case? Colin's really smell like doo-oo-oo. Colin's really smell like doo-doo-oo. That'd be fun. Come on, Andre, three stacks. By the way, not too many people I respect more, and I'm going to tell you why. Why? Because Andre really walked away. He ain't one of these people that fake, like they walk away. He really walked away. Like who? I'm just saying he really walked away. Like Andre at the height, and also I don't think we realize how famous Andre 3000 is. No, I think we know. You think so? Because that was a long time ago, but that fucking Speak-A-Box Love Below album, that shit won Album of the Year at the Grammys. Not Rap Album. Not Rap Album. Album of the Year at the Grammys. And it deserved to. It was fucking incredible. Hey Out is one of the biggest records ever. Hey, y'all. How many times have you heard Hey Ya? You're the person who wrote Hey Ya. How many times have you heard it? Do you remember when he performed at the Grammys and he was like, Okay, for a million of times. Hey, y'all. Yo, you're talking about a guy who experienced the highest level of fame you can experience in the music industry and didn't want it anymore. It was exhausting. He walked away and has not come back ever since. Feature here. But did he ever say I'm done? He never really said I'm retired from rap. I mean, he's gone 17 years. Yeah, but it's almost like a Lauren Hill type of leaving. No, it was. She announced he was quitting. Also, do you need to say you're quitting or can you just live in the moment? Like right now I don't feel like making music. Maybe I will in 10 years. I'll put out the flute album. He put out the flute album. The idea that you have to make this announcement that you're quitting, that feels more like marketing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you never say it and then you keep doing features here every four or five years you do a feature, it's like we feel like, I had eventually, I was gone. But in that same interview you're talking about, he also said, I don't envy anybody with fame. I don't want to be famous. He was like, I want to be able to go to the grudge store. I want to be able to do this. I don't want to be famous. That should be sounding good. That should be sounding good for people to say, I don't want to be famous. But if people do everything, they go out of their way to be famous. He does not. In any way, shape or form. He stays out his way. He ain't even on Instagram. He ain't on social media and nothing. Anytime you see Andre, it's because somebody videotaped Andre and put it out there. I respect it, man. I respect it. And it also lets you know how much fucking money they must have made. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, God damn. They must have made a lot of money. I mean, he's not, he don't even tour. Think about that. When the album, when the album dropped, I thought he was bullshitting. So as soon as the album dropped, I like tried to fast forward through all the songs and see if he had some bars on it. It really didn't. I was so disappointed. I respect it. The only other person I've seen do that is Dave Chappelle. And when Dave came back, just like Andre, he came back on his terms. You know what I'm saying? This is what I'm going to choose to do. I'm going to do residency at my house in Ohio. You know, I'm going to do my own shows. Whatever. He's not in movies. He's not chasing TV. None of that. He came back on his own terms. And that should be the point. That should be the point. Artistically. It's like once you have the money that you don't need to work for money anymore, the art should be its most pure. And a lot of people can't step away because they need the attention. But once you can accept life without the attention, then you're just creating art for art's sake. Wow, that's a really beautiful place to be in. What you just said made me think of something. I think most people are looking for the validity from people. Yeah. And they're not looking for the validity for their art. They're just looking for the validity just to be famous. Yeah. That's why I hate the word relevant. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like people are just trying to be famous. Yeah. You know what I mean? They just want people to still know I'm still the hot person. And this and that. Like, you're only going to be the white hot person once. After that, it's just about longevity and consistency. And are you creating something that will have people anticipating whatever you put out 17 years from now if you decide to stop? If you... If what you're doing right now, if you decide to stop and you say, yo, I'm not going to do nothing. And 17 years from now, people still care about whatever offering you give them. Is what you're doing right now setting that up? I highly doubt it. I highly doubt it. Like, I don't think there's a lot of people setting that type of longevity up. Yeah. Are you looking at me like that, yo? I want to give you a haircut. That's what it looked like. He was like, he was like, I told you mahog-keta. You know what I'm saying? You're looking at me like a Filipino. I just told mahog-keta. Why do you kind of pronounce Filipino with an accent, but then you don't? Like you're like, my Filipino. You do that, but like you're not fully committed. Just commit to a Filipino. Why are you trying to be cute about it? To all the Filipinos out there, mahog-keta. Young thug on trial. What y'all think, man? Young thug going to beat this thing or what? Free young thug, man. You think he going to beat this? Yeah, I think he's going to beat it. Really? Yeah. Have you given it any thought or are you just saying that? Just saying it. Okay. I don't even know what he's on trial for. I really don't know. He either got caught up in a recall, right? Yeah. Racketering. Yeah, he got caught up in a recall. But what was the recall for? I don't even remember being the head of... Organized crime. Yeah. But what did they, assuming, happen? Like murders and that stuff? Yeah. Oh my goodness. Was it murders? Yeah, it was a couple of murders. So how can they prove it? It looks pretty janky, man. I'm not going to lie to you. It looks pretty janky. Meaning it's going to fall apart? It looks like that, but here's my thing. I don't think that the Fulton County DA, when I couldn't be wrong, I don't think she's going to allow herself to lose. That's kind of what it feels like. You can't go after a big fish. She's marketed the case that she's building her career on it. That's right. Between Thug and Trump. You know? No, she is. So it's like, I can't see a person. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think that they'll give them a crazy deal if it's looking like it's not going to go through. And if he gets a crazy deal, like what if he just gets... You take 10? If trial started already, so usually at this point they're not giving out deals. Oh, you can't do a deal mid-trial? They can, but usually by this point. They asked for a mid-trial on the first date. The first day they asked for a mid-trial, I didn't realize he was in jail for over two years. Yeah. Wow. It's been that long? Well, almost two years. So what if he gets four years, so you got to do two more? Would you take that? Absolutely. Al? Yeah. Taylor? 100%. Thank you for paying attention. 100% I'm taking that. Absolutely. Yeah. Because for what he's charged for, he can go away for some time. Here's the thing, man, whether people realize it or not, I don't know anything about Young Thug's criminal shit because I'm not a criminal. So I don't be involved with those crimes or hear about those crimes. But I know that in the community of Atlanta, Young Thug does do a lot. He employed a lot of people. He gives back to the community that he's from. That's all you can ask of individuals. How do you feel about them using his lyrics as evidence? I don't like it. I don't think that. Here's the thing, man, lyrics should be used in court if people are stupid enough to actually document said crime on a record. But see, the problem with using lyrics in court is rappers are entertainers. So rappers use a lot of hyperbole. They sensationalize a lot of things. You know, so how do you know what's real and what's fake? Well, hopefully they'd be faking it. Like, if you're admitting to actual crimes that happened in your lyrics, that's pretty stupid. Details, I mean. Like, if you say, I killed such and such. And drove away, etc. And drove away down this street in this car and threw him behind this building. And you got the video of someone doing that exact thing that kind of looks like you. It's like, yo, that wasn't the smartest move. So I'm definitely not quoting correctly, but I know there's one song lyric where he's like, oh, I'm not the shooter, but I ordered it. And there was 100 rounds sent at this Tahoe. And then there was a person like that. He sent a type of a car. And then there was a person who was gunned down with a bunch of rounds in a Tahoe. I don't believe you, Alex. I mean, there is a lyric that's very close to that. Yeah, I don't believe that that's the lyric. I said I'm not quoting correctly. But this could just be me not liking you, as the internet says. Which isn't true. Why don't you like me, Charlotte? I don't know why people say that. It's just stupidest shit in the world. That's crazy, man. I've never heard that lyric. It was Charlotte. Wait, Mahay, how you say that? Mahakata. Mahakata, right? If there is a lyric like that, that's stupid. You know what I'm saying? So lyrics like that shows you have to use in court. You know what I'm saying? But if it's just a generalization like 50 Cent says in the record on Get Rich or Die Try and if you're smart, you'd be shookin' me because I'll shoot up your mama crib and have your ass look for me. Right? That's just a bars. You know what I'm saying? That's just bars. But if one of his moms' house ends up getting shot up, should you use that against him? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, it's hard. I don't know. I don't know. So yeah, I think if you're detailing lyrics, yes. But if it's just generalizations, I don't see how you use that against people in court, man. Especially not in rap. I don't think so. What else we got, Taylor Gang? Didn't like it. Stand it on, Bidna. Didn't like anything about it. It started out funny. Did you watch the longer video? I did watch the longer video. It started out there. It looked like family ball busting. It was kind of cool. They had some funny jokes and shit. He was kind of laughing along with the jokes. This is happening a lot if you notice, though. It's these kids of celebrities and athletes who are well off pretending to be something else. And I'm going to be honest with you. You got to blame hip hop for that. Go. You just have to. We're back. You just have to blame hip hop. I love this. You have to blame hip hop for that. Hip hop makes the hood look so sexy. You know what I'm saying? We glorify, you know, the gang culture. We glorify the drug culture. Like the music sounds like... Like if you... Some of these songs represent the hood so well, you want to be from the hood, you know? And I don't... And he can't be from the hood? Here's the thing. But he can be tough. Somebody has to make being a child, a privileged child sound good on beat. Simple as that. Nah, you're right. Find out a way to make your privilege sound good on beat. What's the Will Smith's kid's name? Jaden. Jaden got to do that. Jaden got to rap for all the... The privileged kids. The privileged kids. Nepo babies. Nepo babies. Nepo babies, yes. Yes. Maybe that's what you do. Instead of being a trap baby. Being a Nepo baby. A busted baby. Yeah. What's the baby shit? I don't fucking know. The baby. Little baby. Instead of being the baby, you're a little baby. Be a Nepo baby. Be a Nepo baby, yo. Be a Nepo baby. Find out a way to take being a Nepo baby and make that shit sound good to a beat, man. Yeah. Because I don't understand the fascination with the hood in any way, shape or form. This is a resurfaced video from their old show. Okay. About him crying over going to be the artist. What's up? I want to make a name for myself. Quit babing him. Let him go through it. There's a certain structure and discipline that comes with school that King definitely needs. That's part of the journey. You can't do it for him. His mama can't do it for him. His mama can't do it for him. You're right. Neither can I. I don't think she realizes that King is really serious about creating music. I mean, we want all our kids to get out there and do what they do. But as a parent, you're torn because you want to make sure they keep their ass in school and get good grades. I'm fighting for what I want. We're keep fighting, young man. Keep fighting. And you'll never make a man out of you. What is you still trying to coddle him far? Let the man walk out, have some time to himself, sit down, soak it up and come up with what he need to do. Tip ain't wrong. I kind of like that. Tip ain't wrong. I like that. Shout to T.I. Tip is not wrong in no way, shape or form. All of us got to walk our own journey. Whether you a privileged child or not, everybody has to walk their own journey. The only thing I hate about this the most, man, is that, like, man, I don't envy anybody who got to raise kids in the social media era. You know what I mean? And I know I got a bunch of young ones, too. I keep mine off social media. But what happened in this situation, you never bucked at Larry Legend shows? Never. Not even an argument? Really? I feel like every man has a coming to age. You would never, never once bucked. Never, never, like, maybe like an argument or something, we disagreed on something like that. Like, I thought I knew more than him about some of this, too. But never, like, tried to check him or none of that kind of shit. Well, my dad fucked me up. I'm being honest with you. Like, I never in my life thought I could take my dad. That's one thing. Yeah. Never. I see my dad fuck up enough people. You know what I'm saying? I see my dad do a lot of wild shit that I do. Yeah. I can't take this motherfucker. I don't know what made King feel like, I don't know what made King feel like he could buckle on TI. But I never, ever felt like that. Now, I did get, I remember one time, oh man. What? I don't know if this was the second time. Matter of fact, it was the second time I got out of jail. I got arrested for drugs. And I was like 18. And my mom tried to beat me. And you're like, nah. No. And I remember grabbing the belt. This ain't happening. You know what I'm saying? And my dad, I said something to my dad. I said something smart to him. I remember what the exact words was. And my dad did me, like, tip, did me just now. Let him get the fuck out of here then. Let him go. Let him go. Let him go figure this shit out. Let him go be a man or whatever. Something like that. And I left. And I went and I lived with my partner for about eight, nine days. I'm not about to live in a trap. I can't do it. You know what I'm saying? And then you went back to your family home. You got damn right. What was that like? My mom was happy. My dad knew it was going to happen. It wasn't like I need to come home. Wait, so what did you say when you walked in? We said, can I come home? No, I called. I need to come home. What? Sorry. This life is not meant for me. I hear these screams. I read Judy Bloom novels. But you know what's so crazy? Think about that. You come out of jail, you know, you get arrested for drugs, right? And it was just a drug bust. So all of us got arrested at once. So you come out and it's like, I'm not about to be on punishment. Yeah, yeah. Because I got stripes in my mind. You know what I'm saying? In my mind I got stripes. It's the second time I've been in jail, guys. I went to jail for 45 days and a certain brat he would intend to kill. Even though I didn't do shit with sitting in the back seat. You know what I mean? Then... Right? Okay, I was in the back seat. Watched the shot. He was getting fired, right? Okay. But now I've been involved in the drug bust, too. Y'all not about to take this beat from me. That's right. That's right. And then I lived in the trap for about nine days. And what was it in the trap that made you go, yeah, I ain't doing this no more? Was there a thing that happened? No. It's just a beautiful ranch-style house right up the street that I got a room in. You know what I'm saying? With air-condition. There was no air-condition in the trap house? I mean fans in the window, you know what I'm saying? My point is I had no business there. That ain't my life. That's not who I was in any way, shape, or form. Forget the conditions of the house. I had no business there and I knew that. I'm like, it's one of those things like, what the fuck am I doing with my life? And that is what King is going to have to realize on his own. But you were there for eight days before that stuff? Maybe nine. Nine days. Maybe nine. At what day were you like, this is not for me? I don't even remember the details. I just remember calling my mom like, mom, I need to come home. Same thing. Same exact thing. I was like, I need to come home. You know what I'm saying? But it's just like, but that's what T.I. is telling. That's what he's saying in that video. Let him go spread his wings and fly. And you're going to go out there and realize it's much better over here. It's cold out there. That's right. You complaining, young king, about being in that gated community and being in that mansion. Trust me. There's so many people out there that would trade their existence and their lives for what you're doing right now. And also, I think he was talking in the video about like, he wants to be at his grandma's house, which I guess was more in the hood or some shit. But yeah, let's watch it. Let's hear it. That's not the goal. All right, man. Go, man. Go. I don't know what you're talking about. I got some niggas in the neighborhood with me that broke up my property. Y'all want to go to the... Y'all want to go to the band door and man my neighborhood. Y'all want to go to the band door. Y'all want to go to the band door. To make him look better, he say shit he know about you. Silver spoon. I ain't never ate with that date. Damn my life. Baby, you didn't have a silver spoon. Look, this used to happen to my grandma house because I'm getting into fights. You act like a baby to go to your grandma's house. You used to hold your breath. There's no tantrum to go into. I don't want to be in these gates. I want to be outside the neighborhood. That's why I want to be over there. But they don't understand that. I'm going to tell you the reason why you want to be over there. Y'all ready? Because you can suck a pacifier over there. You want to suck a pacifier. You can't say that to me when I'm trying to be a thug. Yeah, that's fucked up. They try to say I was over there trying to suck a pacifier but they ain't going to tell you everything. They trying to hide it. Captain, he know I stand on Venice. He know that. He know I stand on Venice. He know that. He know that. I stand on Venice. You dropped me somewhere. I stand on Venice. This is the wild department. I stand on Venice. I stand on Venice. I stand on Venice. You want to hide it for the world? I'm going to put it out there for them to see. I want to put up nowhere. You ain't had me put up nowhere, nigga. Like I ain't. You ain't had me behind the mansion. I was outside doing what I wanted to do. You weren't behind until you cried. Niggas ain't got too much to drink. Niggas don't drink too much. Niggas don't drink too much. Niggas don't drink too much. Niggas get mad because we say the south end is suburb. Niggas want to talk about some other shit. Like just be a city nigga. Just be a city nigga. No, I'm being real. Niggas, you lying. You haven't hear flagging. You're captain, nigga. You're captain. Of course you know him. That's your dad. I know you. I know you. I know you. Get out your mama face, boy. I know you. What's wrong with y'all? Is that Tia or his mom? That's the mom. You know I stand my limit. Why do you leave a lady tonight playing with me like that? Why do you love somebody playing with me like that? Why do you let him play with you like that? Tia's great. Tia's the man. Tia's great. You are past the family, nigga. You are past yourself. You are past yourself. You are past yourself. Every now and then I'm telling you. You can't do that with me. Alex, you ain't never buck on your dad? No. You can't do nobody. You're dad is black, right? You're dad is black. God damn, Alex. They think you act like that much of a white boy. No, Puerto Rican. Puerto Rican. But wait, why do you think... My brother, he fucked my dad. He punched him dead in his chest. That's what I'm saying. What happened? What did your dad do? My dad busted him in his chest. Oh, really? I had the same situation as you. I had a gun in the crib. I was like, it's my room. You can't search by shit. They're like, word is I house. I live with my uncle. I probably lasted two weeks. He made me wake up early, go to work and shit. I'm 15. Your dad ain't never put that power on your early. My dad put that power on me early. Oh, I've never stepped to him. Before him putting the power to me early and me watching what he did to other people, I knew I ain't stood a chance. I don't know what got into the little king to think he could just jump on T.I. like that. I knew I ain't stand a chance. So you think this is a black thing? I don't think it's a black thing. I don't think so either, but no. My dad would probably kick my ass to this day. But did you have a bark at him though? Suck my dick, dad! No, no, no, no, no. I called my mom a bitch once. So what? I called my mom a bitch and my dad... What'd she do? She didn't do anything. My dad tried to throw boiling water on me. And then you called your mom a bitch for that? No, I had said you're being a bitch and he was boiling tea or something. He came running over the pot and tried to throw it on me. I respect that shit too. What happened? Why didn't he throw it on you? I ran. So he did throw the water? Yeah, he tried to get me. I did you call your mom a bitch. You earned every bit of that. You should have got a little burn. First and last time. That's right. This is the coming of age thing, man. Every man, every young boy should try the father at some point. And I think it's the same thing with the daughters. I think the daughters try to mom. Maybe not in a physical way, but you might... You're going to get bugged. Yeah, man. And also, King is also charging you. It was $10,000, Taylor. I saw that. He said that's a big... I saw the K, Taylor. I literally saw the K. It was $10,000, Taylor. A million or $10 million I don't know where I saw $10 million. I don't know where you saw $10 million. Let's pay this with Squarespace to come back and do some Ask an Idiot talk. You got some Ask an Idiot for us, Taylor? Today's episode is brought to you by Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one platform for building your brand and growing your business online. 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Make sure you use the promo code idiots when you go to Bluetooth.com. Now let's get back to the show. Let's do some asking idiots. Taylor Gang. Charlie Marxiano says, oh, this is a good one. What song best describes you in your life today? Why? Why, Schultz? Wipe it down or something. What is that one? Wipe me down. Wipe me down. Wipe me down. I like that one. Wipe me down. That describes your life? That's my life. Wipe me down. Why? Your life, though. Because I'm dripping. Come through dripping. Okay, what about you? Mary J. Blige be happy. Interesting. Either Mary J. Blige be happy or Mary J. Blige in my life, but probably Mary J. Blige be happy. That's all I want. All I want to do is be happy. Life is too short trying to play some games. Take some time and think about is it really worth losing me? Why must you be this way? Why must you play with my mind all the time? I don't even know if that's the word. There's something like that. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it if you're happy and you know it clap your hands. Be happy. Be happy. That's the clap. Be happy. Yo, damn Charlie Marciano. You asking another question, bro. I like this. You do the clap. That was Taylor Knives, by the way. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. How can I love somebody else? If I can't love myself enough to know it is time time to let go. Let go. Taylor's thighs. Yo. That's a compliment. What? What? What? That's what they just did. That's what they just did. You ever see a dog like fuck up a couch or something and you catch him and they just go yeah. Because you looked at me like I can't believe you fucked up the couch. I do. This is a good one. What would happen if starting tomorrow nobody had to make money? I think that would be fantastic. I've thought about stuff like that. What's the maximum you're saying? I've actually thought about what if everybody treated life like how y'all do Burning Man. Meaning if everybody got a skill set and everybody has something they're good at, they just do it. If you build houses you just build houses for people. If you do electricity you just do the electric work. But what we'll get out of it is peace. I'll just finish singing Be Happy. If there was no money and everybody could be on the same level you're a skill. That's what it is. If everybody was rewarded for what they bought to the table skill. So everybody would have to figure out how to do something. If you sit around and do nothing, you get nothing. But if you figure something out you get it. Just imagine if somebody built the mansion just because they wanted to build a mansion. Everybody would have a mansion. Maybe we need universal income my boy. They would have to be a big, big, big, big, big, big nut. You know what I'm saying? It could be like a little bit of money. What I'm talking about with no money means whatever we want you get. You get it for free. You go into a seven star restaurant. You know what I'm saying? Why is it not possible? Why is Burning Man so beautiful shows? Because everybody's on drugs for a week. That's really helpful. We could do that. Why don't we just do it for a week? Why does it have to be all the time? Why can't that one week that we do it inspire us for the rest of the year about how we should live? Now we'll be a squatter. You know what I'm saying? Burning Man is like the barter thing. Everybody's just doing for each other. Not even barters, just gifts. That's what I'm saying. What if the electric company gifted us electricity for free? What if the gas company just gifted us gas for free? What if we just got gifted clothes? You can walk in Gucci if you want a Gucci bag. You know what happened? You wouldn't even want that shit. You wouldn't even want that shit. The only reason you want any of those luxury items is you can't have it. You wouldn't even want it. I'm under $3,000 with this shit, yo. I can afford it and don't want none of it. You know what's something that you and Andre have in common? Yes. You walk around with long, hard things in our mouths and blow on them? It doesn't work like that, yo. He didn't even say anything. I was gonna say... He just asked you a question. Successful intelligent black men. That's it. That's all I was gonna say. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Come on, yo. Charlotte, come on, come on. Stop playing around. You need to spend a little more time in there, bro. You acting up too much. This is funny. Which race is the funniest? Oh, especially the Olympics, easily. No. What? I think it's nice. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. It meant race race. Oh, that's the best. Look at that. Holy shit. No. Oh, fuck. Hold on. Thank you, guys. That's been brilliant, idiots. Like, black, white. What the fuck? We're not gonna beat that. We're not gonna beat that. I promise you, I did not think... I thought you were talking about races, bro. I just came from a race. That was the fucking... The F1 shit, man. He said it was one of the funniest. But they don't let them drive. I know, but all these races ran in my mind. I'm like, the funniest one I can think of. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening.